My word! those flapjacks almost fell out.

@chattycathydoll

4 жыл бұрын

You mean those dumplings almost boiled over.

@ballconei4879

4 жыл бұрын

🍪🍪

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

justandy333 They were some impressive “flap jacks to be sure!”

@samanthaosborne8805

4 жыл бұрын

justandy333 hahaha

@jameshunsucker2147

3 жыл бұрын

God i love a Thicc girl

Awww, that lady bringing Alan homemade sweets was so adorable! Particularly when he kissed her on the cheek.

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

medievalist So kind of her - bless 🥰❤️🦋🙏

@slobodanreka1088

4 жыл бұрын

She looked conjoined.

@AdmiralBonetoPick

4 жыл бұрын

Admit it, looking at her we all thought: "She looks like the sort of person who'd carry flapjacks around with them."

@cinderellacomplex7

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralBonetoPick That's just you

@mailmarca

3 жыл бұрын

@@cinderellacomplex7 no, I think most people can see shes not on a diet of salads because she's extremely fat.

That flapjack moment is probably one of the sweetest things I've ever seen on TV

@jimines6422

5 ай бұрын

Ain't it just hahaha

@chrisrobson8540

4 ай бұрын

im impressed you could tell how sweet it was.....impressive tastebud work!🤣🤣

alan nearly getting knocked out trying to get a flapjack

@rickymullen8632

4 жыл бұрын

Sight on point went to the comments for this, top comment, wasn’t disappointed

@ballconei4879

4 жыл бұрын

Flapjacks 🍪🍪

@rightupmyalley617

4 жыл бұрын

@@ballconei4879 those are cookies

@bobbuethe1477

4 жыл бұрын

@@rightupmyalley617 : In the UK, flapjacks are a type of oatmeal cookie. In the US, flapjacks are pancakes.

@rightupmyalley617

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobbuethe1477 tf? I've never heard anyone refer to a flapjack as a cookie. They look nothing like one!

Alan's reaction to the sweets, and the kiss is so adorable. He has a childish look to him. I m younger than him but i really feel older when i look at his shiny eyes :p

Steven genuinely wondering if Jedward are conjoined twins is hilarious

@ConstantChaos1

Жыл бұрын

You see i am an American so I'm just as lost as Stephen All I know them as is a punchline lol

Alan got stealing a bicycle in his head because he himself muttered “Christ on a bike” just seconds before.

@captainblubber

4 жыл бұрын

Sharp find 👍🏼

@osomorose

4 жыл бұрын

God I love that man

@nat2057

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he said What sort of bike😂😂

@tinastagg6258

2 жыл бұрын

Nice use of “he himself”!

@GeordiePat1

Жыл бұрын

.....,

7:00 You're not you when you're hungry.

7:44 Yeah theyre flapjacks allright 🤣🤭😂

@ballconei4879

4 жыл бұрын

🍪🍪

David and Alan are always so funny together. They really make a nice couple.

Jedwood are conjoined twins. They both share the same brain cell.

@panicatthegasstation

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt they share half a brain cell between them. And that's being generous.

@pub097

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly the strategy with jedward being put forward for the Eurovision was that we would stop sending them if they gave us the win.

@billhester8821

4 жыл бұрын

Occasionally....not always

@totallybored5526

4 жыл бұрын

They have a brain cell?

@barrybigballs6339

4 жыл бұрын

James Robertson yeah just not ar the same time.

I adore this show and these people. They never fail to make me smile.

"the last bit of toast he had" Love this haha

Never having heard of Jedward, I did a quick google for jedwood and there it is - Jedward... and now I wish I hadn't bothered.

"i cant concentrate when im hungry" me too alan, me too

I was hoping for Stephen to tell his story about his stint in prison.

@obliviousotterI

4 жыл бұрын

He's written several autobiographies, what more do you want?

If anyone is wondering, the flapjack time starts at 07:44!

I love this show!

The biggest crime is not being able to watch QI in the US.

@timothysuch3471

4 жыл бұрын

Get the Britbox streaming service. They have QI, The Last Leg, 8 out 10 cats does Countdown, Mock the week and other cool British stuff.

@vankallahan59

4 жыл бұрын

There are children working in sweatshops in India who agree with you. So sad

@Kevwhite115

4 жыл бұрын

Timothy Such FOOKIN CHEERS M8

@tommytommy8299

3 жыл бұрын

Because you don't understand any of it?

@jacquelinefox4492

3 жыл бұрын

Google it. Stephen Fry. Sandi Toksvik, Alan Davis. Mate. Best thing on TV. Try Taskmaster. Greg Davis, Alex Horne. Brilliant British TV. X

The way Stephen says "No" 6:45

"Take a step nearer, Eccles." "I can't, I'm a painting!" "Bluebottle, cut him out and glue him on again closer to the hat!"

That woman was waaaay too eager to get Alan's lips on her flapjacks.

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

topbreak38 Can’t blame her! He’s a real cutey 🥰❤️🦋🙏

@ThisCharmingMan1984

3 жыл бұрын

Voltaic Fire You’re a cruel, funny man, you bastard haha. All the very best. 😀👍

Ronnie Biggs is likely best know, because he broke out of prison and was a fugitive for 36 years. Stephen's elves missed that one.

@londonlady1966

3 жыл бұрын

Well we all know that. He evaded the obvious.

@DanDownunda8888

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and he went to Australia and married, had a family then disappeared once again, just before the police went to arrest him when he was discovered. He was working in a TV station at the time.

One of the best Panels...

At 7 44, if she'd coughed, Alan would have got more than a flapjack😂😂

Let's get this television program over to the U.S. please. I love it

@ConstantChaos1

Жыл бұрын

Not a u.s. version just this proadcast here

Mr Fry. Wonky wig. He's adorable. National treasure. X

After all that, dude *still* pronounced Newfoundland wrong in the very last joke he told.

Flapjack my favourite

Imagine killing someone over the pronunciation of Newfoundland, like how. What happens in your life for that to be valid?

@annother3350

4 жыл бұрын

Moonshine

@Eisenwulf666

3 жыл бұрын

I believe that a vast amount of alcohol was involved and we don't know what else went on between the two. Back then people still used to have duels even for silly things, calling someone an idiot could generate a family feud that would last generations.. A grand grand grand father of mine once allegedly had some of the apples in his garden stolen and I remember my grandmother still didn't talk to her neighbours who were the descendents of the presumed thieves. If you read some older reports of trials and hearings there's plenty of murders for the silliest stuff, like walking on somebody's lawn or sipping a drink too loudly.

@howardsmith9342

3 жыл бұрын

The famous gunslinger John Wesley Hardin is reported to have shot a man for snoring. The victim was keeping him awake, so he fired a shot through the thin hotel room wall, killing him instantly.

@ArthurKnight1899

3 жыл бұрын

@@howardsmith9342 Jesus Christ! Talk about getting triggered

Hmm... my family is from Jedburgh and I used to work in Peoria. Clearly this means I'm destined for a life of crime.

I'm sure Clive Anderton was replaced with a Spitting Image puppet several years ago.

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

chris4072511 I wish!

At 7:42 you can hear jason go "bloody hell" as she leans over!😂

@jpm199

4 жыл бұрын

Is jason the weird guy in a suit?

@Bhalforii

4 жыл бұрын

Jason is the guy that likes to get busy with his fans. Look it up.

@decodolly1535

3 жыл бұрын

@@jpm199 Guy in the floral shirt beside the weird guy in a suit.

7:47 I think I just heard Alan's ears pop, good heavens!

“How do you pronounce this island” Theatre Kids: pffff they’re clearly Come From Aways

@unexpected2475

4 жыл бұрын

if i had a nickel for every time i've heard that ad played on the radio i'd hire bill gates to make me tea

@opheliaismyname9180

3 жыл бұрын

Either that or "where Crabtree is from"

I was hoping for the clip where a guy runs in and steals money off of Stephen and there is a lineup.

@moritzkorsch9029

4 жыл бұрын

what episode is that? sounds amazing

@saurabhpal8605

4 жыл бұрын

@@moritzkorsch9029 I think it's Series I Indecision. Can't seem to find a clip anywhere!

Those where some impressive norks.

@simontay4851

4 жыл бұрын

Never heard them called funbags either. I think melons is the word you're looking for.

@peterclarke7240

3 жыл бұрын

I can't work out if it was Alan being a gentleman or he was just absolutely starving, but I was very impressed that he had eyes only for her snack box at that point.

@ThisCharmingMan1984

3 жыл бұрын

Peter Clarke “...had eyes only for her snack box” could be wildly misinterpreted, if someone read your comment before watching the video haha. All the very breast- I mean, best. 😀👍

@ThisCharmingMan1984

3 жыл бұрын

Emily Barclay I think the first time I ever heard the term “norks”, was back in the early 90’s, on the British TV sitcom ‘Bottom’: I’m not sure where you’re from, or if you’ve ever heard of the show before; it starred Rik Mayall, and Ade Edmondson, who had previously starred in the absolutely fantastic, and at the time groundbreaking, TV show ‘The Young Ones’. If you haven’t seen ‘Bottom’, I highly recommend it; it’s full of vulgar humour, innuendos, and extreme violence, with the two main characters often resorting to either: beating the shit out of each other, beating up other people, or getting the shit kicked out of them, by other people haha. Apologies if I’ve just wasted your time, by explaining something you already know about; as I said, I have no way of knowing where you’re from, or how old you are; I just assumed that, since you were unfamiliar with the term “norks”, you must not have seen ‘Bottom’ before...which sounds wrong when I phrase it like that, but you get what I mean haha. “Funbags” is also a great euphemism; I think it’s a slightly updated version of the term “norks”, which feels a bit dated nowadays. But it’s nice to see “norks” pop up, from time to time...which again, I could have phrased better haha. Apologies for this lengthy, possibly/likely pointless reply haha. Hope you, and your loved ones, are keeping safe, and well, during these incredibly fucked up times. 🤞😀🤞 All the best. 😀👍

@peterclarke7240

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThisCharmingMan1984 and lets not forget their work as The Dangerous Brothers- outrageously dangerous, I think you'll agree 😂

7:44 BANGERS

@milo2324

3 жыл бұрын

WRONG! FLAPJACKS!

Ooh flapjacks🍪🍪

I thought this was gonna be about politicians.

@nuck-

4 жыл бұрын

That’s part two.

@TheDarkTrooper

4 жыл бұрын

Zing!

"All twelve of the gang of fifteen"?

@gwishart

4 жыл бұрын

No. He said "They caught twelve of the gang of fifteen."

@brokenwave6125

4 жыл бұрын

He said "well"...not "all"

@greyjackal

3 жыл бұрын

@Ddhfacetyy Buster Edwards wasn't caught at the time either. So their maths is out. He gave himself up 3 years later

@greyjackal

3 жыл бұрын

@Ddhfacetyy oooOOOOooo...put your handbag down ffs - I was criticising the elves

@greyjackal

3 жыл бұрын

@Ddhfacetyy I'm not. I was correcting you after you pathetically said "oh whatever".

Nice flapjack...

There's an amazing horror podcast that builds on that eye-thing. But they can see their last moments/days/hours. Can't remember the name atm tho.

Why does a cork gun have a trigger guard?

@con.troller4183

2 жыл бұрын

So it doesn't go off accidentally! People like you are why we need stricter weapon acquisition requirements. Hrumph!

How much wood would jedwood get if jedwood could get wood.

@scaparapadoobedoooo3170

4 жыл бұрын

Jedward...

@scottstewart5784

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on whether the twins have one willie or two

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Freimark 🤣😂🤣❤️🦋🙏

@markbrennan212

3 жыл бұрын

Whose Jedwood?

Jedward aren't conjoined but actually were vampire extras on the set of Twilight

I was thinking “wow Alan must know a ton since he’s in every Qi episode” and then he mistakes killing a Spaniard for stealing a bike

@lilymarinovic1644

18 күн бұрын

Same with Stephen, and then he doesn't know that Jesward are not conjoined twins!

Actually the 2 that never got caught were the brains and they got all the money. The money was never found.

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

Dawn Amato Really? Never knew that! That’s QI! 🤔

@userjim83

4 жыл бұрын

That’s just not true, Bruce Reynolds was identified as the leader of the gang and was sentenced They recovered a small portion of the money and there is no genuine record of just 2 men taking all the money, there was infact 4 members who where never sentenced but believed to have been part of the gang according to the police

If I were Clive, I'd have been on the phone to Colin right away

2:38 Actors who put i can horseride in their cv..... Reminds me of Kangana Ranaut 🤣

"He learnt his lesson, never did it again!" 😂 Reminds me of how I deal with my grandad's suicide- "He tried to do it twice, but only succeeded the once." Black, black humour indeed, but it helps me!

7:44 woah! I thought Right Said Fred had just walked in.

@annother3350

4 жыл бұрын

The Mitchell brothers

Alan calling Jedburgh "the north east" is the most English thing ever

David, YOU try driving a diesel train. It’s bloody hard. It’s a lot more complicated than cars and even planes.

@obliviousotterI

4 жыл бұрын

How? It's only got two directions.

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

Gideon Bellamy hahahahahahhaaa! 😂🤣😂

@robsonneves6189

4 жыл бұрын

One of my mates from college was a train driver but i never asked if it was complicated, not sure if it was a diesel train if that makes any difference. After a while he got promoted and became the guy that planned the trains route or something like that.

@simontay4851

4 жыл бұрын

if you think driving a diesel train is hard, try driving a steam train. Thats much more complicated. Diesel is just forward, neutral, reverse lever, brake, horn and lights.

@paulm2467

4 жыл бұрын

@@simontay4851 There's a bit more to it than that such as AWS, TPWS and Vigilance warning cancellations, signals, route indications and route knowledge, braking points, low adhesion areas and mitigation techniques, line speeds, stopping patterns, emergency procedures, dangerous goods procedures, nuclear dangerous goods procedures, faults and failures, traction knowledge and thousands of safety and procedural regulations.

Alan gets a flapjack with a side of yummy dumplings.

A note on pronunciation. Dissect is not pronounced the same way that bisect and trisect are. The difference is that there are two s’s in diSSect making the prefix of dissect DIS and not DI. BI sect is to cut in two pieces. TRI sect is to cut in three. But the prefix DIS has the meaning “”to undo” as in DIS appear or DIS like or DIS agree. So, dissect means to unsection or to take apart.

Did someone hear where Alan’s relative went to (4:10 is a rough timestamp) I can’t tell as everyone is obsessed is pronouncing noofundlaaand

@Recanon

4 жыл бұрын

Quebec!

@mikehancock9887

4 жыл бұрын

just for the record, I live in Canada, albeit on the far west side of it as far away from newf'ndland as possible; and here we just say "Newfies," because their name for their province is just too bloody long to bother with. (Same with mine - British Columbia - but we just shorten ours to Bring Cash...)

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Hancock 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍❤️🦋🙏

Shoutouts to that lady giving Alan the food. Quite the looker.

@MaiaMirabell

4 жыл бұрын

TS: I agree. And I am a largely straight female.

@nelly5954

4 жыл бұрын

@@L.C.Sweeney subtlety is key but yes I somewhat agree

@AfroGannon

4 жыл бұрын

@@AutomaticDuck300 hey now, a lady with food is very arousing.

@Wustenfuchs109

4 жыл бұрын

Give guy a break - not every woman has to be Victoria Secret model or a porn star to be considered a nice catch. And he might like women like that. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Agreed, she might not be according to current societies standard of "quite the looker" but those things don't need to apply to every person individually and those standards did vary greatly over the course of human history. Top models and porn industry has practically destroyed human sexuality. It is all about fitting the mold these days - the moment sex robots come around, we won't even notice the difference. Faces, hairs, makeup, body type... all things seem to converge to a single point/type, there is no variety and when you find it, it is on the way trying to fit the previously mentioned mold. Just buy a rubber doll and be done with it.

@nelly5954

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wustenfuchs109 jeeeesus don't get yer balls in a twist

Actually Jedwood/Jeddart/Jedburgh Justice is not hanging someone without a trial, it originally refers to "hang them first, then give them a fair trial".

@boooster101

4 жыл бұрын

I'm intrigued on the statement of the defendant in such a post mortem trial

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

Allen Jenkins Erm.... isn’t that the SAME thing? Either way they DONT get a trial?

Newfie mill workers having a brawl was not exactly a rare thing

Being from Newfoundland I have heard so many people mispronounce it and I can understand why someone would kill over it. Justified!

At first I thought Sandi said 'octogram' and proceeded to count the sides of the shape, establishing that there were, indeed, 8. Shame she said optogram, I thought I was onto something

Goddamn!

Holy flapjacks Batman. That's why I love big girls.

6:19 Even Michael Jackson didn't go that far.

What's this vica versa you speak of Stephen? Is it not vice versa?

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

Buzz Mann Latin?

@buzzmann3971

4 жыл бұрын

@@caralama08 yeah but I was under the impression vice is pronounced with one syllable and not vice-sa but just vice?

@gwishart

4 жыл бұрын

@@buzzmann3971 Depends on whether you use the original Latin pronunciation or the Anglicised Latin pronunciation invented in the 18th Century.

@stevevasta

Жыл бұрын

​@@gwishart Further complicating matters, some of us use the Italianate pronunciation: VEE-chay.

9:02

Oh my @7:48, the size of they flapjacks oh me oh my hello mammy daddy

I want to marry the flapjack girl 😍

@peterclarke7240

3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to be married to a master baker. Particularly one who always keeps her snack box ready for whenever you fancy a nibble.

yuh

3:12 really, it should be either Vinland or the name the First Nations called it before the Vikings showed up.

@void5506

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately for you the British Empire did not see it that way.

@benjaminmorris7159

3 жыл бұрын

@@void5506 one sentence to sum up half of history

I can feel my jack getting flapped right now.

@paulsilcock6923

4 жыл бұрын

Had to be a fat bird with food

good job only a flapjack offered,they were a tidy pair

Canadian here. Wow, you pronounced Newfoundland so wrong. The second guess was pretty much spot on. No one says "land". Also, side note, newfiew sound like the Irish and Maritimes just call it "The Rock". Not to be confused with "The Island", which is PEI.

@6:10 Once again: absolutely not true at all ...

@annother3350

4 жыл бұрын

What's the truth then, clever-gonads?

@benjaminmorris7159

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dizzyfingers2 i find your action of calling out misinformation and then staunchly refusing to elaborate troublesome, perhaps knob-teacherly

@Dizzyfingers2

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmorris7159 Originating during the American revolution (1780s) deriving from the last name of two men: Charles and William Lynch (Lynch Law). The Irish story presented here is merely a legend and historians have debunked it based on length of time between its supposed happening and word appearance, and that the actual hanging from the balcony was not in keeping with what lynching means. I do love your defining: knob-teacherly!

I want Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington on QI

@MaiaMirabell

4 жыл бұрын

UUGH!

@harrynelson9203

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckkk yeah 👌🏻

Miss pronounces Peoria Illinois talking about being shot over a mispronunciations.

@gwishart

4 жыл бұрын

She actually prefers to be called Ms Pronounces, rather than Miss.

4:16 it's pronounced pee·aw·ree·uh (Peoria)

Monopoly. Oh Well. Lol.

Yh boi

@ricshmitz83

4 жыл бұрын

Bass

@Acuteism

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricshmitz83 buttery biscuit

Gentlemen of Culture ... 7:44

She has great big HANDS!

@stevevasta

Жыл бұрын

...too.

Someone's cashing in on KZread... Must be because TV is a dead fish

@robsonneves6189

4 жыл бұрын

QI is made by the BBC, they make literally billions every year just from license fees and government funds.

Sometimes it's annoying people interrupt interesting story, trying to be funny

I wish I had titsalina bringing me flapjacks

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

John allen no need to be rude Sir!

@jonnyhatesjazz

4 жыл бұрын

@@caralama08 that's not rude at all. It's a cute nickname I gave my wife. Who is also large breasted.

Since when is Sara Pascoe so damned clever?

@dacramac3487

3 жыл бұрын

Since she got back from Costa Rica.

@stevevasta

Жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

Sara pascoe would get it

@user-ln2go4xp6d

2 жыл бұрын

not with you lmao

@gk8141

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ln2go4xp6d is it my crippling gonorrhoea?

@user-ln2go4xp6d

2 жыл бұрын

@@gk8141 you wish

@gk8141

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ln2go4xp6d yes… I wish… spacker.

I’m fairly confident I could drive a diesel train if I had to. How hard can it be? Throttle, brakes, reverse. Anything I’m missing?

@TheCount66

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not a train driver but it's a lot more complicated than that.

@cmw12

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my absolute bad. Did some Googling. I am completely in the wrong here. Apologies to engineers.

Jesus Christ, big Bessie there definitely adjusted herself before coming on stage

sandy is great but no one could hold a handle for fry

Alan Davies thinks being loud is funny.

How the f*ck does Alan Davies not know to eat before a long show? I thought he was supposed to be a professional.

My bowels become so loose and yucky when i watch this show. I hurt my rear-end once, so my duvet is wrecked.

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Cross 🤢🤮

Of course she would have something to eat.

@rickymullen8632

4 жыл бұрын

Toxic White Straight Male Bigot savage 😂

@caralama08

4 жыл бұрын

Toxic White Straight Male Bigot Your “Title” says all that needs to be said Sir! Good day to you Sir!

@toxicwhitestraightmalebigo6091

4 жыл бұрын

@@caralama08 It's ma'am!

8:10 idk what to think about the moments. To me it feels like she's trying to make a "smart witty remark" for the tv show but it makes her looks dumb and ignorant because if you're paying attention and use context she is talking in its obvious what's being spoken here. I would argue most people would know what shes talking about. IDK maybe someone else can chime in, am i just overthinking a TV show.

"Nu-fn-lnd'' is pretty much how it's said throughout New England. It's smooshed together there towards the end and there's really only one vowel.