We are living in an Onion article

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

3 жыл бұрын

🏆 I thought it was just me, whew 😌

@Eidelmania

3 жыл бұрын

When they make this a film, it wont be believable.

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Lane i love clever comedy. Greg Gilardo's death just broke my heart.

@stefanforrer2573

3 жыл бұрын

@@Acetyl53 and completely misunderstanding and/or misrepresenting what others say totally isn't delusional...... oh wait!

@everyvillainislemons7583

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Lane you have a point haha

“He said he was unarmed. Although...he did have that spear..” I’m dyin

@Feudejoie5

3 жыл бұрын

That hat looks like a weapon to me!

@mode4148

3 жыл бұрын

Biden once said unarmed with a knife .

@Mehki227

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he's wasn't armed with any brains.

@Mehki227

3 жыл бұрын

@@mode4148 Covfefe!

@Shylade

3 жыл бұрын

Omg...

I love how older videos, you can clearly see Dr. Grande smirk when he's said something funny, but now, like a seasoned pro, is able to deliver a deadpan, solid burn, without cracking a smirk, like a freaking pro!

@petergianarakos5698

2 жыл бұрын

At least this guy and Trump have something in common. Both failed in their military careers. Trump, a 5 time draft dodging coward and the Shaman couldn't be a sailor. Oh, darn , I forgot to point out that both are delusional.

"He is unemployed." Shocking.

@thebluehotel426

3 жыл бұрын

Shamams have been impacted like everything else in the Covid economy. 😾

@nonino1644

3 жыл бұрын

Yet they say the left wants welfare. Smh.

@mdee860

3 жыл бұрын

😁🤣😁😄 - yes, shocking indeed!

@caramelqueen0518

3 жыл бұрын

Thought same thing especially about guy with five children and he stays at home.

@cory0ball686

3 жыл бұрын

UGH is the ENEMY of WOW

“They could read between the lines looking at a stop sign.” Classic .

@yes0r787

3 жыл бұрын

LOL. "Conspira- Literacy ".

@novastariha8043

3 жыл бұрын

😂 lmao I’ll be using “dat line”!!!

@user-go1ut1gz4n

3 жыл бұрын

I concur - great line.

@did4196

3 жыл бұрын

Here for dr Grande’s humor and almost missed he “read between the lines on a stop sign”

@jeffwalther3935

3 жыл бұрын

It's double-think, and as common as one's imagination in everyone; used commonly as a psychological crutch, as delusionary as drug induced delusions, and dangerous as such, misaddressed and mistreated and misunderstood, as such. It's for natural, affordable, always available pain relief, stimulation and protection from as much as life-threatening, incapacitating depression, no more and no less, imho.

I'm not from the U.S. When the world saw this, we thought the flintstones were invading the capitol.

@desolladoxipe

3 жыл бұрын

@@mickelodiansurname9578 I'm laughing in the outside, crying internally.

@crappyaccount

3 жыл бұрын

@@mickelodiansurname9578 then there's the folks that think the devil put dinosaurs here to trick religious people into doubting god or some shit😂

@princesstamika

3 жыл бұрын

@@crappyaccount yes! that's one of my favorite ones, the circular logic is amazing.

@rudra62

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best laugh I've had all day. Sad. Really sad.

@dawnlovescouture2644

3 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome!!! LOL!!!

"They read between lines while watching STOP sign" 🤣🤣🤣

Came for the psychology, stayed for the standup. 😄

"He studied topics like Philosophy, Religion, Psychology and.... Ceramics" 😆

@yes0r787

3 жыл бұрын

I'm good with all of those.

@henkbarnard1553

3 жыл бұрын

@Snutih Depends. Are we talking about clay pots or materials engineering tool bits?

@McSnezzly

3 жыл бұрын

@Snutih it’s just a funny inclusion

@deborahhegarty791

3 жыл бұрын

Very well-rounded 🤣

@henkbarnard1553

3 жыл бұрын

@@deborahhegarty791 I look at him more like a teapot than anything else.

Vegans usually make a point of not wearing animal skins, fur, or tails. Just sayin'.

@Mysikrysa

3 жыл бұрын

They also usually don´t vote for Trump who doesn´t care about environment at all. This guy is totally inconsistent in his values and beliefs.

@jasmarr

3 жыл бұрын

He is not vegan. He just eats organic food. Like organic meat that are organic grass fed.

@ivy3839

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and they forget about leather shoes ... 😅😅 always dbl standards .

@muahmichelle

3 жыл бұрын

hes not vegan. u clearly didnt listen to the video.

@amypieterse3706

3 жыл бұрын

maybe it was faux leather.....

Probably the most humor-filled episode on Dr. Grande's KZread.

The 'Shaman' needs to be shirtless because he has to show us his creative mind represented by his tattoos that his parents paid for.

There is no shortage of material for Dr. Grande in this nutty world

@clovisdacruz6078

2 жыл бұрын

Forget the world, North America has enough.

@aarondavis8943

Жыл бұрын

Yes, there is certainly a notable level of coo coo bananas.

“He studied topics like philosophy, religion, psychology, and... ceramics.” 🤣🤣🤣

@LDiamondz

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he'll make me a ceramic blue bird like the one my grandma made me. I broke it. 😆

@twistedyogert

3 жыл бұрын

@@LDiamondz Nothing a little hot glue can't fix.

@johnmichaelson9173

3 жыл бұрын

Ceramics will stand him in good stead in Federal Prison.

@48917032

3 жыл бұрын

So he does pottery AND crackpottery?

@LDiamondz

3 жыл бұрын

@@twistedyogert I guess I could give it a goo. Where'd I put those bird feet?

"He had other interests to keep him busy so he can't be a criminal" 😂😂😂😂

In the circle of “Me, Myself, and I”, we refer to him as Goat Boy.

@cory0ball686

3 жыл бұрын

Rfand with horns like his we are all very grateful he wasn't near Scotland with a kilt...

@MatuzaMortgages

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Newt from Hercules 🤣

This video is going to blow up. Love the dry humour!

@geralt9034

3 жыл бұрын

why was illegally entering North Korea your last video?

@davedogge2280

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so impressed how dead pan and sincere Dr. Todd Grande stays when discussing the most extreme cases in our world. The urge to chuckle or wince with cringe would be too great for me.

@alnotterbot5590

3 жыл бұрын

Inter dimensional calls are actually quite cheap if you find a good inter dimensional carrier on a decent phone plan on an eternal contract. I wouldn’t commit to one of those eternity plus 24 inter dimensional months plans though.

@melissa-wilson

3 жыл бұрын

I hope so! Dr. Grande is fabulous. I wish Dr. Grande was one of my professors. But, Grande looks like he was in college around 2008.

@bloodcountess81

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I'm dying, he's a stand up comedian 🤣🤣🤣

Ah yes, the classic “organic food” defense.

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

3 жыл бұрын

If Twinkies can, fair play lol

@blazefairchild465

3 жыл бұрын

Trump made me do it. Well he point s to his left 🎻

@Sharmelle586

3 жыл бұрын

The 2020s version of the Twinkie Defense.

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

3 жыл бұрын

@Rain H he's simply 'choosing not' because of taste n morals, he better start eating for survival. I'm thinking anorexia is a totally different can of worms.✌

@Mehki227

3 жыл бұрын

His mommy confirmed it. So, well, let's all go home.

Dr. Grande, I think I've found the best line you have ever stated (having watched about 30 of your videos): "Believing Trump is inconspicuous in a crowd would be like thinking you could wear buffalo horns, coyote fur, face paint, and no shirt and not stand out during a riot at the Capitol. Now that I think about it, maybe I can imagine how he incorrectly assessed Trump."

"...they can find more to read between the lines just looking at a stop sign"... although not really meant to be a comedian, this killed me! TY dearly Dr. Grand! Humor is the great neutralizer!

Honestly, this guy seemed to find every camera. That get-up and the whole “no shirt in a riot” thing?I smell narcissism...

@fgrsimon

3 жыл бұрын

I smell really bad BO.

I saw you almost laugh, Grande, when you said his other name was Yellowstone wolf. I did laugh, a lot.

@sixthsenseamelia4695

3 жыл бұрын

? I don't get why that's funny?

@angiepa58

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@peggycearnach8034

3 жыл бұрын

The wolves were all exterminated in the 1920’s, and they have since been reintroduced to balance the ecology. Not sure how he identifies with this narrative - as having been exterminated or resurrected, maybe as the apex species in Yellowstone. IDK

@charzipuddin6129

3 жыл бұрын

Doc also started laughing when he was listing the subject’s, erm, hobbies and mentioned that Chansley eats only organic food {I’m sure Doc didn’t mean anything against organic food (I prefer “organic” myself), prolly just happened to be a spot he got the giggles😄}

@freedomfighterstarseed8455

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣😆

You forgot "Q-Bacca". He wants to save Princess Marjorie from the Death Star of David.

@jayvhoncalma3458

2 жыл бұрын

*"Death Star of David"* 😂

“... and, ceramics.” 😂

Judge: "How does the defendant plead, guilty or not guilty?" Lawyer: "Neither, Your Honor, he's just really stupid."

@hplooi

3 жыл бұрын

Stoooopid is NO excuse (ditto 'ignorance' of the law). His best bet (or his lawyer) is to plead INSANITY. Basic premise of common-law only 'moral-agents' can be held liable for criminal offence. And a 'moral-agent' is a person of legal-age capable of understanding and discerning moral rights-and-wrong. This guy looks 'borderline-insane' but with full blown psychosis (i.e. belief system detached from reality).... so I am not an expert nor a lawyer but will be interesting to see how this play-out....

@jenniferclark9842

3 жыл бұрын

@@hplooi He’d have to PROOVE insanity first with a psychiatric evaluation by a professional.

@pauladuncanadams1750

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferclark9842 Not only that, the legal system says that not only must he be insane, he has to be unaware that he did something wrong, he doesn't have the mental faculties to know right from wrong. Hard to prove unless you are a cold blooded psychopath.

@dong9514

3 жыл бұрын

@@pauladuncanadams1750 I think even a psychopath knows right from wrong, they just don't care. If they take care not to be caught, that mostly shows that they don't fit the definition of Not Guilty for reasons of insanity. Look at the crazy things serial killers do, crazy sure, but they knew they could get caught.

@allangibson2408

3 жыл бұрын

@@hplooi Belief system detached from reality covers the entire group of Trump supporters.

Well, Chansley’s demand for “organic food” is in line with his cosplay identification as a bison. Bison eat grass which is organic. Serve the sham bison grass .

@HermunthrudaWaldheim

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever tried Bison Grass Wodka? That's the best! Treat yourself!

@scottleft3672

3 жыл бұрын

But AOC says they TO, fart too much.

@rudra62

3 жыл бұрын

@Dane Johns His Mom won a court case requiring the jail to accommodate his "special needs", which is for vegan organic food.

@nancybeveridgetaylor3256

3 жыл бұрын

@@rudra62 i worked in maximum security, oh, he'll get his "organic vegan food" but it is not what he's been used to getting outside the walls in his suburban mommy's basement. 😉

@rudra62

3 жыл бұрын

@@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 Maybe. Or maybe not. As he's a ward of the State, they are required to provide adequate nutrition, although flavor could be lacking. He's been on a hunger strike too.

He just keeps getting better and better with that straight face and doesn't miss a beat! So entertaining.

I used to watch your videos to learn how to run/interpret some statistical tests in SPSS. It’s cool seeing your KZread presence/personality grow and develop!

"They could read between the lines while looking at a stop sign." I've been trying to think of a good metaphor for how conspiracy minded people see things. That one nailed it lol. Well done.

@twistedyogert

3 жыл бұрын

Conspiracy theorists must get into a lot of car accidents.

@dianeupshaw5337

3 жыл бұрын

@@twistedyogert Right lol. Too busy trying to make a novel out of four letters.

@Patricksargentmusic

3 жыл бұрын

The problem is is that there are plenty of real conspiracies so where do we draw the line

@notJafar

3 жыл бұрын

@@Patricksargentmusic The evidence, logic, and credible sources to back up the theories.

@Patricksargentmusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@notJafar touche

As an interdimensional being myself I can confirm that the calls rates are absolutely criminal. Dialing the numbers isn't really a problem, there's a call centre that connects your call, but the operators...well, the less said about them the better really.

@anonymousbosch9265

3 жыл бұрын

The non Euclidean dialing challenges me but DMT makes it a bit easier

@Juliet_Capulet

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Mikinaak2023

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Star-uk1kh

3 жыл бұрын

Try the tin foil telepathy method . I get straight through to Trump every time . All it costs is my sanity and immortal soul .....

@LDiamondz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Star-uk1kh lol 😆😆

How can you deliver this msg with a straight face, I'd be laughing so hard... "eats only organic food" 😂

@jeffjones3040

3 жыл бұрын

Then expected he could get organic food IN JAIL! LOL!!! But the last laugh is unfortunately on me! He actually GOT it according to the news! Unreal!!!

@LEO-xo9cz

3 жыл бұрын

It was a PsyOp. Simple.

@LEO-xo9cz

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob and Essau are no laughing matter.

@johnreece5540

3 жыл бұрын

Paula Cr, a quarter of this presentation Dr. Grande is struggling not to burst out laughing. No evidence to provide, only guessing that Dr. Grande had to do this about twelve times to stop the giggles.

@Catlily5

2 жыл бұрын

@@comments.are.turned.off... Are you sure Dr. Grande is on the left? Obviously he doesn't like Trump but that doesn't mean he is on the left. He put down Biden as well. Second, you have never heard of sarcasm or dry humor? Dr. Grande excels at it. Too bad you don't get it.

This aged well...

I think this gentleman has secured the title of most popular Halloween costume of 2021.

@MyMarsham

3 жыл бұрын

At least it gives us a change from the Joker and Jack Sparrow.

@m3rrys0ngstr3ss

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope not...

@mrooz9065

3 жыл бұрын

Objection!

@lisacarolyn3676

3 жыл бұрын

Actually I think it will be the Least Popular Halloween Costume of 2021! HA!

@sarah2.017

3 жыл бұрын

He's no gentleman.

It’s Grande time.

@anikasparian1005

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I told myself 😂

@pickupsticks8578

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, “Grande time” is perfect.

@grace-mh5pr

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@Squeedow

3 жыл бұрын

At first, I thought Dr. Grande was creepy, but now I realize he’s just calm and rational. Sorry, Dr. Grande !!

@joanam3070

3 жыл бұрын

It's "Big" time🙌

gotta love how videos like this are being served up, now, for our viewing pleasure...

@micnorton9487

6 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree,, if you want to see something even funnier than watching Jakey cry at his sentencing,, watch him on these interviews where he's being interviewed by professionals... Anything he says with a kernel of Truth is immediately invalidated hilariously by him starting to talk about mockingbird media and the globalist deep state, which Jakey wouldn't know if it came and bit him on the butt... And let me get this straight, the God of all this Q cult lunacy, the dumpster,, it's just normal behavior for him to fleece his own zombies by offering "digital trading cards" for 50 bucks a piece? Featuring his moronic face and idiotic orange goblin flock of seagulls hairdo?

"Destined to ascend to a higher reality...I wonder if he's achieved that already. He certainly doesn't seem to be in our reality." Lol, that made me laugh. Love Dr. Grande and his dry humor!! Although the videos on the storming of the Capitol were scary and awful, I will reluctantly admit this guy bellowing into the air like a wounded bull did get a surprised chuckle out of me.

I can't tell if he was going for "Patriotic", "Indigenous", or "Viking", there, but he failed on all three counts.

@jengreen6859

3 жыл бұрын

I’d say he looks like a pretty standard white guy trying to dress up as what he think Native American warriors look like, except with American face paint? There seems to be a strange obsession with dressing up as Native American warriors in North American White culture to look tough and wild. It’s weird, speaking from a Native American person here, I’ve seen way too many people who don’t understand the cultural symbols just slap on headdress and think they’re ‘appreciating’ our culture or showing respect. In reality, a lot of the symbols they appropriate are Chief-only symbols or status symbols based upon heroic acts (such as eagle feathers). There’s a lot of variation in Native American cultures, but most would never wear eagle feather or headdresses unearned. Anyway, he also looks a tiny bit Viking, my partner is Danish. His family is big into Vikings.

@JustDr.S

3 жыл бұрын

Probably just going for creepy cosplay guy.

@noless

3 жыл бұрын

@@jengreen6859 They sell that stuff in gift shops so people just wear whatever combination.

@adraborandavis-blake4611

3 жыл бұрын

Love it!!!

@jengreen6859

3 жыл бұрын

@@noless exactly. Because no one bothers to do any research or learn about the culture before they wear it. They just sell culture as fashion. In Canada it’s even more offensive because the Canadian government made it illegal for us to wear our own clothing, practice our own culture (like speak our language, dance or sing) until 1951. We would literally go to jail and have our children taken away. We couldn’t hire lawyers either because they made it illegal for First Nations to hire lawyers or for anyone to hire them for us! So it’s a major slap in the face to see White people who don’t understand the symbolism behind these garments wearing them when we had them stripped from us. Especially if they wore it while doing something like this 🤦🏻‍♀️ just no. There is no justification.

The only missed joke was referring to him as Joe Bison.

@jordanedgeley6601

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ladymopar2024

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@llchapman1234

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chariesbrightman9983

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@AngelaMay66

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

As a Heathen, this man embarrasses me. Those horns are a step too far..

@paulhorn7855

3 жыл бұрын

@SmokeKing thanks

@danieljulian4676

3 жыл бұрын

the horns of a dilemma? or, the horns of a dilettante?

@johnreece5540

3 жыл бұрын

Paul Horn, "Qanon Shaman" needs the horns to receive unlimited messages from "Q".

@paulhorn7855

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnreece5540 🤣🤣🤣

..."but he did have that spear"

"Intergalactic phone rates"! Loved it, please keep more of this analysis coming. I'm equally disturbed and fascinated by these people.

Conspiracy theorists read between the lines even when lines don’t exist.

@christinebeames2311

3 жыл бұрын

Many many so-called conspiracy theories are conspiracy facts the one does it take no notice are Coincidence theorists

@arianaajbeaverhausen8175

3 жыл бұрын

@@christinebeames2311 some conspiracy theories, you can argue, are based in facts but others are just ridiculous. I can understand that someone might think it's all too coincidental that one of the owners of Haliburton oil had a huge role in the first gulf war (then a few decades later got his son to kick off round two) and come to the conclusion that it seems extremely suspicious but when someone tells me that the royal family are lizards I can't listen to them any more. I can't believe people actually believe that kind of thing, makes me think they took the phrase "blue blood" completely the wrong way. 🦎🤦‍♀️😂

@coreaccount4376

3 жыл бұрын

Just because things don't exist don't mean they are not real or not trying to take our guns.

@debrajones7344

3 жыл бұрын

@@Acetyl53 I've checked the "alien lizard" theory and totally reject it, as new people are claimed to be reptillian (any newcomer that gains fame, money, has new ideas, etc.) I can reject the same claim just as easily and out of hand as you call it. People like you are time wasting nit pickers who make this world a living hell for those with some common sense and basic knowledge of physics, genetics or what have you. While you're listening to someone explain their invisible pink unicorn to you, I'm busy with more important things.

@debrajones7344

3 жыл бұрын

@@coreaccount4376 Come again? lol

Would love to hear what Chansley’s parents think about their progeny.

@Miss_AnonyMoose

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinafoster8665 🙄

@jeffjones3040

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinafoster8665 ....LOL!!!! We know where YOU are coming from!

@lipshamorrissey4636

2 жыл бұрын

@@tinafoster8665 It's TREASON lady but you keep licking boots and believing lies.

“That seems kind of wordy for what he was trying to say” Love it.

My favorite name for this guy: "Dances With Karens"

@IrishHoopers

3 жыл бұрын

LOL! Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

@mdee860

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent! He def. Dances with Karen (we need a male equivalent ASAP) but he really wants the spotlight to himself. His "costume" says it all: Look at MEEEEEEE

@worsethanjoerogan8061

3 жыл бұрын

Bahaha yes!

@moniqueloomis9772

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@remiscott9843

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't listen to the cop telling him to get out the chair...

Maybe he can find a "secret code" to get out of prison.. 🤞🏼🙄

@davidsalo8397

3 жыл бұрын

Dr Grande needs to testify at the impeachment trial. Sad to hear that most Republicans will not vote to convict. Trump's role is obvious.

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe if he listens to Lil Wayne or Kodak Black lyrics he will find the secret message to freedom. 😂

@leonieromanes7265

3 жыл бұрын

He'll make a nice pet/mascot for the Arian brothers in whatever prison he's in.

@dalpz205

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidsalo8397 Was thinking exact same thing myself

@onyxwelborne

3 жыл бұрын

@@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839 LMAO!!!!!

Chansley likes the attention his costume causes. He wants to stand out in a crowd. He is under cult influence; brainwashed possibly like cult members are.

@mmcmann9539

3 жыл бұрын

Most definitely like a cult.

@mmcmann9539

3 жыл бұрын

@The Doctor Case in point.

@dwf6431

2 жыл бұрын

@@mmcmann9539 lol guy walked right into that one didn’t he? Case in point indeed.

@mmcmann9539

2 жыл бұрын

@@dwf6431 Can't get more brainwashed than that. 😂

@lipshamorrissey4636

2 жыл бұрын

He's a fascist bootlick like every other treasonous fool there that day.

Love, love, love, your humor "between the lines", Dr. Grande!! You are hilarious!! Not only are you very informative, but that sarcasm in your talk/humor, is the best! I truly believe, that your kind of dry, sarcastic humor, is the most funny humor there is!! Too funny..Love your vlogs, & I also love that they are so current!! 😂😂🥂🍾🎤🙌🙌🎆🔮

Wasn't 'Q' a Star Trek character? The ultimate troll of the universe.🤣🤣

@brettmastema7056

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was there is a video i think someone did mocking that

@qthedancer4711

3 жыл бұрын

My nickname has been „Q“ since 1968. I can’t tell you how infuriated I am that MY nickname has been hijacked by some asshat!

When my family members go off their meds they're never dressed like Vikings. I am very grateful.

@freeth1nker180

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@claudiamiller7730

3 жыл бұрын

We all are, dear......

@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry

3 жыл бұрын

I bet they're always stealing your clown nose though, right?

@sensiblecrime7699

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry 🤣

@jollyandwaylo

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't dressed like a Viking, Vikings never had horns on their helmets except in movies.

His other name was Yellowstone wolf, I'm on the floor laughing Dr Grande 🤣

"They could find a way to read behind the lines when looking at a stop sign" 6:49 brilliant

What I find interesting about this guy is that he seems to check a lot of the boxes for schizotypal personality disorder. (My sister had it, and I have learned a lot watching your videos about it, too.) I know you can’t diagnose or label him. Guess I’m just commenting on what could be happening in a situation like this! 😉

@peculiarlittleman5303

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was looking for a meaning for his life as well. He took psychology, philosophy, religion and ceramics classes; he was lost, failed by his culture, and searching for meaning in ceramic studies.

@alicia.8857

3 жыл бұрын

@@peculiarlittleman5303 What he should have been doing was looking for a job, which apparently he did not have, even before the pandemic.

@Cheserai

3 жыл бұрын

But do you just get that mid life? He was normal in highschool. I “knew” his brother better and the brother is crazy but not as bad as the mom. Jake seemed ok until he lost his job and had to move back in with his mom

@lindafurman6288

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he came from a family with several mental health issues. That could partly explain his tendencies. Dr. Grande could answer this much better!

@Somegirl811

3 жыл бұрын

This is making me chuckle. 😄🤭😄

When Dr Grande says “eats only organic food” 😂

@nighttrain1236

3 жыл бұрын

The classic 'organic' defence.

@yes0r787

3 жыл бұрын

Organic food makes sense, why deride being healthy and caring for the environment? But if I'm ever arrested I won't expect to order from the organic menu.

@elainstill1671

3 жыл бұрын

I think he started laughing, cause quick camera cut after that. Lol

@margaretjohnson6259

3 жыл бұрын

all food is organic. organic doesn't mean anything.

@ekkekristo

3 жыл бұрын

@@elainstill1671 lmao

Came for the information and stayed for the dry humor! 🤣 Keep it coming! I'm loving it! 🥰

"Conspiracy theorists have long been challenged by evidence."

@stephj9378

3 жыл бұрын

Why do so many prove correct, then?? Chem (corrected) trails, genetic changes in frog larvae from chemicals (Alex Jones), And so many against DJT - the 'peep pee tape', Russia collusion, both impeachments, HQC for covid 19...mask/no mask directives... Massive deaths from cv 19 (stats being quietly changed on WHO and CDC websites.) Death rate is now (as so many people thought) less than a percent! The best conspiracy theory is to get ordinary people to call ideas they wanted to keep covered...conspiracy theories. Not theories. Actual conspiracies.

@damedusa5107

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephj9378 death rate is not below 1%. You talk allot of shit.

@justanotherguy469

3 жыл бұрын

Um, our currency supply has been privatized. Did you know that? Prices do not rise. Did you know that? There is no such thing as a federal income tax. Did you know that? I dare you to challenge me on any of these points that I have made.

@justanotherguy469

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephj9378 The cell phone, the television, and the Rothschild owns their minds, and they do not even know it.

@justanotherguy469

3 жыл бұрын

@@damedusa5107 As with all deaths, deaths from covid-19 must be tabulated on a yearly basis. It is not cumulative. Last flue season, COVID-19 killed 240,000 people in America. That is 0.07% of a population of 331,000,000. If you use the parameters that they are using to quantify COVID-19 for automobile related deaths, you would see that far more people have died in automobile related incidents. What is really taking place is the transference of our wealth through the inflation of our currency supply caused by the "stimulus". The "Federal" Reserve is a private corporation. 100% of currencies collected for federal income tax, goes to them. President Trump would not allow them to raise the interest rates for 4 years, which is why the economy was doing so well. They could not send the economy into recession. They needed another way to inflate the currency supply. ENTER PANDEMIC!

"and, ceramics" for some reason that cracked me up.

@danieljulian4676

3 жыл бұрын

No, it crocked you up. Chansley has feat of clay. Oh, no. Stop! You're kiln me.

@drmantistoboggan2870

3 жыл бұрын

@@danieljulian4676 aaaaah nice

@danieljulian4676

3 жыл бұрын

@@drmantistoboggan2870 You have one of the most picturesque user names I have ever encountered. I am also a fan of evocative user names. I thought once to call myself "Chlamydia Moskowitz", but chickened out.

@drmantistoboggan2870

3 жыл бұрын

@@danieljulian4676that's an exceptional name, you should have gone for it. Unfortunately I can't take the credit for my name, its a character from Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I recommend everyone watch that show. Its good for the health!

He's blaming Trump for his actions, but even if Trump pointed directly in his face and shouted "I compel you to do this!" it'd still be his fault. But he didn't do that, the guy acted on his own accord and should be punished accordingly.

@QueenOfTheNorth65

3 жыл бұрын

Have you TALKED to Trump acolytes? Some of them believe every word that comes out of his mouth. Look at Charles Manson. His “family” did his bidding, but Manson never killed anyone.

@andrewmantle7627

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, they may share guilt, but the culpibility of one doesn't remove it from the other unless one is a minor or acting under duress.

@user-go1ut1gz4n

3 жыл бұрын

They are both guilty of not thinking or using their brains.

@jackblack3718

3 жыл бұрын

@@QueenOfTheNorth65 I voted for Trump and none of what you wrote applies to me or the people I know. The idiots who stormed the capitol did it because of their own stupidity, don't paint us all with the same brush to make yourself feel smarter than everyone.

@QueenOfTheNorth65

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackblack3718 You will note my use of the word “some.”

“& ceramics” has to be the best part of this video!

I'm fighting depression and I confess sometimes I watch your videos only for a good laugh 😅 Thank you!

“Will be wild.” I’ll never forget that tweet.

@courtneyh9153

3 жыл бұрын

Complete freak

@LMCEK

3 жыл бұрын

Sure was .... All the animals showed up

@MsKim14

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I remember reading that tweet at the time. I wondered what Trump meant by that.

@dragonsky799

3 жыл бұрын

@@LMCEK Accept most other animals would have behaved better.

@dominiquewindom5820

3 жыл бұрын

@@cyc7lops The only reason for peaceful protests last year was because of the death of a black man by a racist cop. Again, this is on white people causing a failed coup. This is on whites not blacks.

Life is complicated enough without buying into conspiracy theories.

@theshadylady1982

3 жыл бұрын

Even when most of the big ones prove to be true? Perhaps that's why life is so complicated... because no one knows what is really going on anymore and they just believe whatever they're told or what everyone else seems to believe. A lot of people just 'don't want to know' or 'don't care' about things they think don't affect them and they don't want to do the work when it comes to getting their information. Knowledge truly is power. Those in power know this, so to not question things or look into things on our own def puts us at a disadvantage and is the reason for so many of our problems today. Just my opinion/ observation.

@cheesesandwich8125

3 жыл бұрын

@@theshadylady1982 this comment!!!!!!

@trevorbyrne4668

3 жыл бұрын

@@theshadylady1982 'Most of the big ones prove to be true'. Is *that* true, though? My guess is that, by your subjective ranking of what counts as a conspiracy theory, your subjective ranking of which of these are 'big ones' and, finally, which of those are then proven to your satisfaction to have been valid, you may well get to a... totally subjective list of subjectively ranked 'big' stuff that's at least one longer than some other list of false/not big conspiracy theories. How many 'big' conspiracy theories have there been, by your reckoning? If you don't know how many, then you can't even begin to assess whether 'most' of them are true, right? (Then again, maybe you'll state with confidence there have been '100 big conspiracy theories and 51 of them were later proven true', because... I dunno, knowledge truly is power?) PS. I agree that seeking knowledge is a good idea, and knowing about stuff is a good idea... being informed is a good idea, as is challenging received wisdom and orthodoxy (to a point... it's hard to see what flat-earthers or people who believe in trans-dimensional deathless Sasquatches and their links to the lizardpeople who live in the mountain strongholds and secretly control all human governments - probably with the help of George 'Generic Rich Jewish Man' Soros, etc - can usefully tell us, or contribute to a better world). PPS. No that I'm saying you're a flat-earther or a bigfooter - or a flatfooter, if you will. I don't know you. But your 'most big conspiracy theories' line sounds a bit overly sure while at the same time being entirely vague.

@LDiamondz

3 жыл бұрын

@@trevorbyrne4668 I wish I had written that. Great comment! 👍

@trevorbyrne4668

3 жыл бұрын

@@LDiamondz Nice of ya to say so, LD.

I have been *waiting* for Dr. Grande to make this video! This is dynamite! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🔥

Hi Dr. Grande! You jut put into words what most people cannot. This is certainly why you have all of us!

You say ‘shay-man,’ I say ‘shah-man’ Shay-man, Shah-man Let’s call a douche a douche. 🎶

@MatrixRefugee

3 жыл бұрын

The mispronunciation may have been deliberate. I wouldn't class that hoon in the weird get-up with an actual shahman.

@andrewmantle7627

3 жыл бұрын

Touche.

@orangetoucan148

3 жыл бұрын

Shame-man

@michaelleahy123

3 жыл бұрын

hah ty🥳🥰

@Stu8025

3 жыл бұрын

@@MatrixRefugee ‘hoon’ haha

I thought it was funny that his mommy said that he must have a special diet or his tummy would be upset. LOL

@louise-yo7kz

3 жыл бұрын

😥

@m00nrac00n

3 жыл бұрын

Yum Yum in his Tum Tum.

@redruby8529

3 жыл бұрын

he's very sensitive, ya know he lives in a hyper-dimensional reality!

@bryana297

3 жыл бұрын

Grown toddlers.

Dr Grande , your humor is a delight. I love your videos. I look forward to them

He walked around with two police officers on a tour of the capitol, he showed respect throughout

@onlyluvisreal6691

10 ай бұрын

He prayed in the white house and thanked the police ❤😢

Just make sure he’s given organic food, otherwise he will act irrationally.

@gigiarmany4332

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣💥🔥😋😜😝😁

@hcafe6135

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was refusing prison food because ot wasn't "organic"

@eduardoramirezjr4403

3 жыл бұрын

@@hcafe6135 That’s what his mother said. I guess bread and water wasn’t good enough.

@TheCimbrianBull

3 жыл бұрын

His cell mate, Billy Bubba, will give him something 'organic'!

@eduardoramirezjr4403

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCimbrianBull LOL 😆 Will not be able to turndown the peace pipe.

get ready for the “trump made me do it” defense.

@jenniferclark9842

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a similar defense.

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

3 жыл бұрын

He better start listening to lyrics of lil Wayne n Kodak Black to perhaps find that secret code to freedom lol😂

@istateyourname4710

3 жыл бұрын

I guess that's better than the organic 'twinkie' defense.

@jenniferclark9842

3 жыл бұрын

@@Charmolution I don’t think they care. They think that they have nothing left to lose.

@mariee.5912

3 жыл бұрын

I suspect it, but when Trump said that I stayed home and so many others.

Thanks again for these great videos debunking these people God bless you and your family keep up the good work

"When you listen to Fools...The Mob Rules." \m/

This almost feels like a PSA about the dangers of extreme LARP-ing.

@JustDr.S

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like a furry, who doesn't know how that works! 🤣

@brettmastema7056

3 жыл бұрын

Oh QAnon followers are all an example of people who started larping and didnt know it. And their world collapsed. I love how the only kids saved are from the parents of some q anon followers.

@Scorch1028

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Jacob Angeli is part of a LARP group called "Conquest of Fools."

@brettmastema7056

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scorch1028 seriously? Not heard of it. But not a huge LARPer myself

@marysmith7765

3 жыл бұрын

@@DocBree13 Live Action Role Playing. Sort of like the players in a Renaissance Faire, but not really.

Still amazed at how many people are delusional. An acquaintance of mine had a party on inauguration day because he and his friends were expecting the "great awakening". When it didn't happen they were so confused and upset. (Insert facepalm)

@PermanentWater

3 жыл бұрын

This world was built by delusional men. The trick is to be able to make your delusions a manifest reality.

@bellamore6282

3 жыл бұрын

why are they Your "friends"... 🧐 ( Insert facepalm)

@Tyrannulet2k

3 жыл бұрын

Some in the Q anon collective have now said that Trump will come back to power on March 4th, 2021. They are claiming that martial law and the insurrection act have been invoked, that Biden isn't really the president, that there are mass arrests happening. It's just nuts. I guess the most delusional will keep pushing the date back since Trump is not coming back to power on March 4th. So many of the rioters were convinced that the police and military were going to come to their aid and were shocked when the cops went to battle with them instead. I think it's because they all live within their little ecosystem and live in a bubble with like-minded people.

@sirrenn1936

3 жыл бұрын

That was the whole idea, the great let down.

@Mehki227

3 жыл бұрын

I saw the Q comments. I especially liked the, "well, this popcorn has gotten cold" . 😂They went through the 7 stages of grief: Anger Denial Bargaining Depression Acceptance Guilt Acute stress reaction

Loving your new setup, Dr. Grande! Looks great!

Your analogies are fantastic!!!!

He's a shaman but he didn't see this coming? He's a shaman but he blames Trump?

@phiksit

3 жыл бұрын

Q-Sham-man

@Scorch1028

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob Angeli's mother says he needs his "magic herbs" in prison. He keeps them in a pouch with a pull string.

@lucifersapphire8412

3 жыл бұрын

Shaman means medicine man not psychic

Dr Grande probably has the best fan base. These are the people you want at your party.

@JustDr.S

3 жыл бұрын

Soooo....when is it?

Always interesting to view your videos.

“However at the time I am making this video, he is unemployed” 🤣 🤣 🤣

@courtneyh9153

3 жыл бұрын

Why am I not surprised 🙄

@sundoesshine8800

3 жыл бұрын

Haven't heard of one yet, that wasn't unemployed or lived with relatives.

@celestecelestial90

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a failed, I mean aspiring actor. 😂

@courtneyh9153

3 жыл бұрын

@@sundoesshine8800, me either!

@sixthsenseamelia4695

3 жыл бұрын

@@sundoesshine8800 sundoesnt shine. Sun creates shade.

I'm suprised he didn't put someone's eye out with those horns.

@blowitoutyourcunt7675

3 жыл бұрын

Even drunk at the Renaissance Fair, it's unlikely you've Stave someone with your horns unless you were trying to!

@amyedie8902

3 жыл бұрын

Accidents happen. That's why there's should be Rioter's Insurance.

@hodan8905

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe if he was 5’8 it would be likely

@amyedie8902

3 жыл бұрын

@@hodan8905 how many people with a poked out eye thought it was going to be likely?

I learn so much from this channel! Thank you Dr. Grande!

Inspiring, Informative, and Insightful. Thank you, Dr. Grande.

"So now that I think about it, maybe I can imagine how he incorrectly assessed Trump." LMAO!!! You're one of a kind, Dr. Grande. One of a kind. LOL

Can you comment some day on the unhealthy affect of Celebrity Worship Syndrome.

@royroland3884

3 жыл бұрын

That would apply to Trump supporters.

3 жыл бұрын

It would apply to any personality cult, whether it's built around Trump, Sanders, or other. Celebrity personality cults are stupid, but when a politician or religious figure is the object of worship, they are dangerous.

@Somegirl811

3 жыл бұрын

I like this. And it made me think of Nurse Betty, that movie where the protagonist thinks she's a character on a medical soap opera. I almost forgot about that movie!

@TahtahmesDiary

3 жыл бұрын

And the crazy drive to choose them as politicians over actual working class members.

3 жыл бұрын

It's no equivalence, false or otherwise. Perhaps you're not familiar with social made and the Sanders fans. Many of them are not rational, and cannot brook any criticism of their demigod. They just cannot deal with it. At the end of the day Sanders is a politician. He's not a demigod, and he has yet to foment seismic political changes. The mythologizing and personality worship just leads to more failure. At the end of the day, Sanders is lionized, especially by his younger fans, after decades of delivering precious little. It's ridiculous, and a symptom of why the righteous left keeps failing, while the evil (I'm not being sarcastic here -- those fuckers are evil) far right keeps having victories. The left refuses to vary its approach after failure after failure after failure. It's as if they have a biblical sense of entitlement, and would rather feel righteous resentment rather than succeed at anything. Sanders is just a symptom -- he himself is not evil or deplorable. He just has a tendency to embrace failure. (Even if he did command 40% of the polity, that is not enough under our system.)

Whatever else one thinks of Angeli, "false mystical beliefs" is almost a tautology. The beliefs that people can rise from the dead, turn water to wine, or move mountains at God's behest could also be uncharitably described as "false" and "mystical." There's a line between putting someone's criminal actions in context and persecuting them for being weird, heretical, and/or mentally ill. I hope Angeli gets the help he needs.

Mad props for doing some of these with a straight face 🤣

Dear Doctor Grande: Can you analyze my obsession with your channel? 🙃 Thanks.

@gotyou6727

3 жыл бұрын

😁👍Good one Angelica! Lol

@rengsn4655

3 жыл бұрын

How about the psychology of dry humor... I’m not sure if that’s a thing but it sounds interesting

@thatsalt1560

3 жыл бұрын

I think you're only longing for some sense and order and the relief from getting to laugh at all the craziness that's going on. There's also very little clutter here: Two plants, a wall and a man talking peacfully.

@TKOin2life

3 жыл бұрын

Our diagnosis is delusions of Grande....luckily we do not need to be medicated.

You know you've been a bad boy when Dr. Grande offers his analysis...

@ivy3839

3 жыл бұрын

You know when you suffer from personality or mental disorder when Dr Grande offers his analysis 😀😆.... say no more Dr Grande , we read between the lines :-)

@stephj9378

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivy3839 Still Dr. Grande needs to use his skills on himself. He's wayyy to quick to fall into the' anti Q' cabal'. my msg to him: Questions and crucial information for Dr. Grande - Did you know that the USA has13 intel divisions? Some say 16, some say 18. Do you know that they take in and pass along info related to our safety and security? To our executive branch? Have you or any relative been in an intelligence role? Probably not. Ordinary citizens are not privy to intel. The job of intelligence officers is to bring any and all info to the people (the government) for our safety and security This is why…..this information is kept secret or classified in a lot of cases. More questions: Do you have US military or intel people in your family? Can they attest to what I’ve said so far? Next: In the 60’s, some intelligence operatives (some say generals) decided to bypass normal channels . To feed info directly to the people to get around the corruption and evil. Emerging as ‘Q Anon’, info became available to ordinary people through low key ‘pipelines’ of information. . When Q anon became well known and accessible, the corrupt rushed to condemn the whole phenomenon. And whip up the clueless masses to pile on to denigrate Q followers. Especially where followers were very…enthusiastic. Including false allegations of incitement to riot. Mind you, these numbskulls- many of them - have never even SEEN a Q post. So Dr. Grande, before you minimize and sneer at the Q phenomenon as a ‘conspiracy theory’, in your effort to analyze this guy, please consider how you are playing right into the hands of the people who have the most to lose if we heed what Q anon shares. Just a thought…

@geekdivaherself

3 жыл бұрын

...except if you're Fred Rogers.

@dawna4185

3 жыл бұрын

@@geekdivaherself very true!!

The new season of Duck Dynasty looks intense.

Dr Grande again unleashes his repressed inner comedian. 👏👏😂

"How do we help people with delusional thoughts?" Tell them you're god and you want to help.

@twistedyogert

3 жыл бұрын

Ehh, I'd just let them burn themselves out and make sure they don't kill themselves or someone else.

@sammyjo8035

3 жыл бұрын

Clever 😂 the q-cumbers i know of seem to be some weird combination of pagan practices but without the deities, most seem to believe in psychic extra terrestrials. So with these folks, youd have to claim to be Xenuba from galaxy p-3857 from the 5th deminsion or they aint hearing it.

@justanotherguy469

3 жыл бұрын

Is it delusional that our currency supply has been privatized, or do you just not know?

@cory0ball686

3 жыл бұрын

Better use homemade Holy water that you supervised boiling the Hell out of.

Interdimensional calls! That's a good one, Dr. Grande. I enjoy your humor.

Love it! Excellent video!

Omg the awkwardness when their leader didnt pardon them 😭😂😂😂

@travissharon1536

2 жыл бұрын

41 likes? Can you pardon someone before they're charged? How long did he sit in solitary again? What now is that phrase about speedy trials or something? Solitary, for that long, that's literally reserved for... people who murder people in prison, he didn't get a chance to behave inside.

I still think it's crazy how weak the Capital security is. I'm not saying it needs to turn into the S.H.I.E.L.D. air carrier when in trouble, but not one reinforced steel door?

@momsfunk

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve wondered the same. Eighth graders aren’t allowed entry with backpacks and spears.

@Miss_Wonderful1

3 жыл бұрын

That's puzzling.

@LDiamondz

3 жыл бұрын

@@momsfunk *drops backpack...tosses spear to the ground*. I guess my trip is cancelled, then. Damn. 😐

@leighlaj6914

3 жыл бұрын

They secure it when they want to it seems. National Guard soldiers were lining the steps during the BLM protests. I think a better question is why didn't they, given they knew what was coming their way.

@hildadoe5964

3 жыл бұрын

@@leighlaj6914 makes u wonder 🤔

I love the breakdown of the thought processes of certain personalities. The lowkey shade keeps me coming back.

Very great assessment!! I just can't believe these people are our neighbors 😂

His Mommy also wants you to diagnose his dietary issues.

@patriciahayes7315

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe we should also diagnose Mommy just to be on the safe side.

@patriciahayes7315

3 жыл бұрын

@Rain H It runs in Angeli's family?

@rainydayjane8257

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny Danny's Art. 😂🤣😂

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

3 жыл бұрын

He eats only organic food. Wouldn't that be hard to get a hold of in prison?

@wepeelwraps

3 жыл бұрын

not diagnosing- only speculating on what could be happening in a situation like this😉 edit: no kidding tho, this comment really got me

This shows how many Americans may have symptoms of mental health issues, yet they never receive treatment.

@puffinbilly

3 жыл бұрын

The scary thing for me was all the GI Joes playing tough guy. Unfortunately their guns aren't plastic, their hearts are stone, and their brains are radicalised to custard.