The fact that peach asked Mario not to come to the castle but he still come over anyways is hilarious

@priestesslucy3299

Жыл бұрын

The cake she baked is not the cake he's focused on 👀

@lucaswon9751

Жыл бұрын

dubious meal 💀💀💀

@redfish3858

Жыл бұрын

Ngl, if someone wrote to me to inform me of a mistake of theirs, I'm checking it out

@rubenalvarez6830

Жыл бұрын

Yep!! Absolutely hilarious!!

@WEKM

Жыл бұрын

But, it's still cake. 🧐

Hear me out guys. Purah has a pet name for Link. Clearly, he is halfway there.

@runedoom

Жыл бұрын

Hate to say it, she has a pet name for most people.

@arktheangel799

Жыл бұрын

​@@runedoom that just means everyone is also halfway there, or, it ain't just two people in the bedroom. Either way, I'm in.

@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32

Жыл бұрын

Might as well ball and chain him while zelda is a _spoiler territory_

@keybladewielder9425

Жыл бұрын

​@@arktheangel799you telling me I have a chance??

@jlan7844

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile if you check out the house you got in BotW, you find that Zelda's moved into your house... There's still only one double bed in there.

Purah wants to make me more down bad than I am

Finally our boy link can establish his own chicken restaurant, lord Colonel Sanders would be proud.😺

@magnusthevaliant

Жыл бұрын

You can cook pizza. Make a pizzaria. Much more popular.

@jason4443

Жыл бұрын

​@@magnusthevaliant Make sure to not let robots run the place. Things could get out of hand quick.

@magnusthevaliant

Жыл бұрын

@@jason4443 I already have precautions planned so they don't get too quirky at night.

these zelda warcrime machines just get better and better

@johnj.spurgin7037

Жыл бұрын

No Geneva conventions in hyrule~

In zangief's defense, he thought marisa needed a partner for a tag team match, not knowing she put up the flyers to find someone worth marrying 😂

@kratosorokai1546

Жыл бұрын

marisa is ugly though

@priestesslucy3299

Жыл бұрын

'I thought a bride was something to eat'

@mediokay508

Жыл бұрын

​@@priestesslucy3299 not in the way he was thinking.

@Elyseon

10 ай бұрын

Mika isn't going to like this.

@priestesslucy3299

10 ай бұрын

@@mediokay508 Krillin: _IT MEANS YOUR LIFE IS OVER!_

Look, Purah is nice and all, but Paya is where it's at. She's precious. (And funny if you talk to her while topless)

@DocHasNoFriends

Жыл бұрын

i agree and no one can stop me

@user-pb7qs9jj4p

Жыл бұрын

And he canonically gets laid with her

@Rantaro_Amami_official

Жыл бұрын

Nah

@user-pb7qs9jj4p

Жыл бұрын

@@Rantaro_Amami_official you sure?

@Nicholas_the_furry42069

11 ай бұрын

i agree

Noble: Imagine being able to create your own KZreadr. That's the future. VTubers: Are we a joke to you?

@mordredpendragon1235

Жыл бұрын

We didn't create them so yeah

@BluePhantom003

Жыл бұрын

I assume this is rhetorical.

@wintersong2266

Жыл бұрын

Vedal: It's big brain time.

@wesleyward5901

Жыл бұрын

Well yes they're a joke because Noble said KZreadr, not V-Tuber.

@kennethavecilla3220

Жыл бұрын

Especially if you watch a Codemiko stream. She literally has a character customization setting that you could redeem whilst she streams.

I feel like link could conquer hyrule in a week if he was listening to sabbaton

@MrNickPresley

Жыл бұрын

There’s a Lynel out in a field, just minding its own business, and suddenly Link comes rolling in on a Zonai tank that’s loaded with flamethrowers and lasers. *THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE,* *BORN TO COMPETE* *NEVER RETREAT* (Ghost division)

@Avetho

Жыл бұрын

@@MrNickPresley Well what about listening to Red Baron, or Dreadnought, or Bismarck? I shudder to think what Link would do listening to The Final Solution.

@mikael100100

Жыл бұрын

jokes on you. Link has been able to conquer Hyrule ( finish the game, same thing :D ) in less than an hour. speedrun certified!

@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz

Жыл бұрын

​@@AvethoSTEEL COMMANDERS

@GraemeFaber-ls5wp

8 ай бұрын

@MrNickPresley LIVING OR DEAD! ALWAYS AHEAD! FEAD BY YOUR DREAD!

That Lynel beater is Priceless! XD

@felixthescholarlytitan4437

Жыл бұрын

I honestly jaw dropped at seeing that. I’ll need to try something like that myself.

@kaollachan

Жыл бұрын

look like some street fighter move ( chun li?)

@abuttnugget6753

Жыл бұрын

The ol' Happy Slappy 6000.

@Paladin_ZenoPrime

Жыл бұрын

The Lynel Smacker 600

2:42 Peach doesn’t have to worry about baking cakes as she’s already packing AN ENTIRE BAKERY

That Gollum image was from a skit from the MTV Movie Awards. The award is a golden bucket of popcorn. That is what he is holding.

Noble putting out a video this early feels weird, but at least it’s funny. Especially when Noble starts making faces, you’ll see.

3:10 My mans learned how to kill Cucoo's

@MaximeLafreniere433

Жыл бұрын

Oh oh... Kratos and Kirby now have something to fear... The man that invented this...

@dameepmehbleep31

Жыл бұрын

Who made this video?!

Purah is perfect!

@A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf

Жыл бұрын

Facts 👍

@SlimeMan9695

2 ай бұрын

Get back to fighting majora

The beginning edit had me rollin. This is gonna be great to watch 😂🤣 Hopefully Princess Peach gets better at cooking cuz that was terrible like she said it was. Mario’s face said it all 😆

1:10 That fuck'n slayed me.

7:27 From your perspective new Gollum looks worse but in Gollum's perspective he looks healthier than ever.

3:18 no wonder he finally beat gandorf he can kill the true demon king the chicken

I didn't come for the simping. I came for that funnies, dammit! lol

Lily: “Normal Gardevoir, Ashley?” Ashley: “No. Thicc Gardevoir, Lily!” Melody: “How bout Tomboy Gardevoir, you two?”

@dillongause7528

Жыл бұрын

Zen" why not genderbent ultra instintict gardevoir!

@dillongause7528

Жыл бұрын

Chibidoki" naw bro why not mega milf gardevoir with the thick stockings.

@dillongause7528

Жыл бұрын

Haruka" why not dragon gardevoir. No I dont mean dragon type I mean dragonnewt. Newt newt mtf!

@dillongause7528

Жыл бұрын

Nuxtaku "ha mere mortals all you feeble weaklings dont understand the power of gardevoir fused with cynthia to make cyndevoir we've all seen the gameplay from casette beast fusion is more possible than ever!

@kallyle6611

Жыл бұрын

Hololive Fans “Clearly the way to go is GardevoiRyS, our oshi IRyS fused with Gardevoir!”

6:19 Reminder: this is including all the different ng+ modes, true vault hunter modes, new perks, dlc map, the semi random nature of the puzzle game, bdl3 is borderline infamous for how quickly it overloaded an Xbox One on release. They were the ones who forced Microsoft to create the TERABYTE HARDRIVE FOR CONSOLES. 2k has some size issues

@MysticMylesZ

Жыл бұрын

Is there a lot of hype quality textures and graphics in that game as well?

(Pulls out a Sylver Lynel saber horn fused with a Pristene feathered edge ) You wanna go, brother!

@leargamma4912

Жыл бұрын

What's so good about a feathered edge

@crimsonumbreon4475

Жыл бұрын

@@leargamma4912 I come from rito village. Okay

Forget purah. I'm trying to get both Yona and Sidon.

@leargamma4912

Жыл бұрын

I'm still going for Buliara and Paya

@thunderwe_ryesiam

Жыл бұрын

Together or like a double NTR?

@MrHj123

Жыл бұрын

​@@thunderwe_ryesiamYes

@Indie35

Жыл бұрын

Ah, a true one I see.

6:40 naughty lynels get put into the stallion slapper for their crimes

Thank you, Noble. I really needed this today. Thank you so much

9:08 that’s Old Bird and Gray Voice from the comics. That makes my little nerd heart happy.

I don't know why I love the "I can make him worse" line. 😂

The “fellas, is it gay to [blank]” meme format is one of my favorites

The greatest gift Nintendo gave us was a game where you could create mechanisms to torment your least favorite NPCs.

9:55 Holy crap! His voice was different for sec!

0:06 that seen made me laugh so hard

So what have you done with your engineering degree? Engineers playing Zelda:

I'm not surprised that Sony is releasing exclusives on PC. 1. More money. 2. The PS5 is still being scalped. 3. I still can't find this elusive console anywhere! And whenever I do find it, it's always marked up to $800-900 bucks in the store. I literally have been gatekept from one of my childhood classics since the console came out.

@cavalierliberty6838

Жыл бұрын

It's not even worth it, bro

@nullpoint3346

Жыл бұрын

The PlayStation might as well be dead at this point... One more console falls.

@cavalierliberty6838

Жыл бұрын

@@nullpoint3346 I mean, Xbox is supposedly even having problems.

10:00 That whirlpool leads to an underground shrine. The type of shrine where the ornament is in the sky.

That last burn was a voilation hahahahahaha😂😂😂

thank you for the uploads

"I can make him worse." Me: Please do.

To be fair, anyone who has seen under the hood knows BL2 is held together by spaghetti and scotch tape. There's a reason it's only 13 GB.

@reddragon9064

Жыл бұрын

That and they actually cared about making the file sizes smaller. Most games now a days have no reason to be over 100 GB other then the game devs to lazy to compress the files. Sure some have to be that big but most don’t

@manoftruth0935

Жыл бұрын

And yet BL2 is a better game than BL3.

@manoftruth0935

Жыл бұрын

@@reddragon9064 and that phenomenon you speak of (too lazy to compress files) is clear as day with Pokémon, the franchise that compressed everything to make two regions fit on a 710 Kilobyte cartridge. And it’s quite clear that Scarlet and Violet being only 7 GB, while SwSh being 12.4 GB, it’s quite clear there’s more room on the physical cartridge that isn’t being used for SV, which explains the massive frame drops, glitches, and crashes.

@reddragon9064

Жыл бұрын

@@manoftruth0935 my personal fave though I do own the trilogy (idc for it count BL3) Zero my fave from 2

@reddragon9064

Жыл бұрын

@@manoftruth0935 ya I agree with you there I not had opportunity to play either but I have watched friend and KZreadrs play so I know what your talking about Not had money in a long wile to keep up with Nintendo consoles and latest Pokémon/Zelda games

6:31 "let it rip!" 💀💀💀

@BlackDragonSamurai

Жыл бұрын

We can now say that we have witnessed a Beyblade actually defeat an enemy 🤣🤣

Goood daaaaamn that last burn, haven't laugh that hard in a while, 100% ok with that

@SpiritoftheWolf28232

Жыл бұрын

Ubi gonna need to call the entire burn ward to get past that roast.

7:28... that nightmare fuel looks more like Gollum had a baby with either Gurgy from Black Cualdron or Jar jar Binks from Star Wars, that's... no words describe that horror.

Never preorder, never buy day 1, and never purchase microtransactions.

@xselinisx

Жыл бұрын

Jokes on all of us, living anywhere requires micro transactions.

@cavalierliberty6838

Жыл бұрын

Bought TOTK day one, amazing game.

I mean if it tastes good it's still Edible

Memes lookin' glorious lol 🤣🤣🤣

10:10 That wasn't just a sick burn, it was an incineration.

@cartoonkeeper

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I was expecting shots fired not a tactical nuke

@HenshinFanatic

Жыл бұрын

That burn was hotter than Chernobyl's core temperature when it underwent meltdown.

@cartoonkeeper

Жыл бұрын

@@HenshinFanatic my thoughts exactly except instead of a reactor meltdown it was just simply a tactical nuke

At least squidward tried

The chicken machine made me laugh this game is a masterpiece!

5:08 I mean, Zelda can also absolutely make him worse. Just depends if you mean "You are the light - our light..." Zelda or "You're perfect for this experiment! Eat this frog!" Zelda. The ladder is the "It's always the quiet ones" type of lover that you know has binds in the closet

Those were some good memes

Ooof i felt that last one damn that was savage... accurate but savage...😂

9:30 You always go after Knuckles while trying to steal the Master Emerald, aren't you?

Always love to see those Lynels getting taken down a peg.

"It's evolving, just backwards"

To quote Master Roshi from DBZ Abridged about that last one...."Gonna need a Senzu for that one.."....Also yes, the fans of TotK have come up with some bonkers inventions to make the Gleeok fights a trivial matter...then you got his one video of a guy who took 3 panels and fused them together and uses Auto Build of that combined with Ascension and timing to just wreck the Flame Gleeok on the bridge....

9:49 THE DISRESPECT!

That edit was super cool and Mario came to see the cake regardless lul

So side note for the vid of throwing the gleeok into the whirlpool, it flies right out when it gets back up

7:32 oh reminds me with your borderlands part earlier there is a LOTR reference in there with Gollum.

That Zelda game is the greatest example of "knowledge is power"! XD

Well…sources online have been saying that the devs who made the Gollum game…really DIDN’T wanna make it. Like it was forced upon them to make it by publishers.

"Why don't they ever have anything just out in the open." Poor Morph Ball just got it's entire existence denied.

5:18 You simp for Purah. I simp for Paya. We are not the same.

A three headed dragon that can breathe lightning?… IT’S KING GIDORAH!!!

There might be a Ghost of Sushima port pretty close from a rumor. Nintendo did give Link Child Bearing Hips feeding the Femboy Link fires. They know what they are doing. 👀

that last one it's not just burn but burned down to ashes 🤣🤣🤣

When it comes to gleeoks I cannot emphasise how useful a savage lynel bow and a bunch of monster eyes are. Just fire a couple volleys and it's knocked out, even works when it flys high for an aerial bombardment

Peach's cake was a missed opportunity. They should have made it a "Dubious Food"...

9:50 WTF!!! 😲😧😨😦🫢

I need a Noble "out there" counter. He says it so much.

Bro just assassinated Ubisoft.

The made the thunder helm make you immune to being shocked and drop your weopons, i forgot if it did that in botw or not

This man is terrifying he killed a cuckoo with no repurcousihns

Purah looks like she should be saying ara ara

10:09 YIKES! That is a sick burn

Should have included the other bit to the flame gleeok. They don’t die in the water. Also a lighting one would make more sense there given the dragon which flies directly over it.

6:57 that is the Gollum wins an MTV award.

0:26 You think that's bad!? Try fighting the KING version that has ALL THREE ELEMENTS at its disposal!

@jason4443

Жыл бұрын

What is this, Devil May Cry 5? /j

@TheMaskOfFairies

4 ай бұрын

“Only the King Gleeok, the master of all 3 elements could stop Link but when Ganondorf needed him most, he died.”

Don't tell Noble how much FFIV disk space is needed LOL

Shadow Wizzrobe Money Gang! We love castin spells.

that TechKnowledgey :D

Oh, yeah ending it with a banger.

I’m glad that they added a Gameboy advance to the Purah pad, Minish cap doesn’t get enough love.

The two best things I learned you could make in ToTK: 1.Fried Chicken 2.A Roomba with a knife

4:37 This is actually Four Swords. Every time you go into a building you see the inside of the building on the GBA

8:54 damn it is suspicious of us. We need to quickly make some fluff-memes to distract it

2:58 Link was the first Hylian who invented KFC 😂😂😂😂

5:00 bloodborne... Hope you have a great day & Safe Travels!

that ubisoft burn was hotter then the sun!

@skyknight0408

Жыл бұрын

Perfect UNO Reverse card! Haven't played a U-Buy-Shit title since.... wait, did they ever make something I've played? I can't remember, so probably not in the last 20 years.

Exclusively for a YEAR! They have not seen their toes for some years now.

Damn... that last one... That sounds like something that Twitter REALLY needs to spam them with until they start releasing games right.

@solitare4602

Жыл бұрын

Or just make more Rayman games. Those have always been completed and great (don't talk to me about the Rabbids though).

Dam, that one dropped a perfectly placed verbal nuke in the replies.

Purah knows what she wants.

3:38 prices for games are bumped up under the illusion of inflation. What it really is, is the basic law of supply and demand. Consumers are going to buy it anyway, so they are going to bump up the price.

Me also aggressively thirsting for TOTK Purah

Golum looking worse 10 years later, it's called ageing. 😂

My ps5 may not have exclusives but at least my games work.

10:03 Hollow Knight!

city festival today, big dude with wolf mask, paw, and tail. Thinking of calling the Black Templars if they have more litters.

"Imagine if your own KZreadr in the future" Ai developers: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN