I feel very relaxed, knowing that Nyarlathotep, a being that could destroy the whole earth, is performing ASMR tests on me.

@sleeppinghost

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget immortal

The fact this is one hour exactly bothers me for unknown reasons.

@sulle2280

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@Elisabeth-li6vw

7 жыл бұрын

samr

@graysonkristensen8407

7 жыл бұрын

well it's 1 hour and one second but when you click on the video it rounds it down to one hour

@feliciaski

Жыл бұрын

Loved that 🎉

I'm in awe of your creativity

@MegaMasterkiller666

7 жыл бұрын

such a talented guy

@FourTwenT

7 жыл бұрын

He's my dad

@IrishSunburn

7 жыл бұрын

That sword in the stone picture though! Thinking back on that movie is a total trip haha. Seems like a dream.. Back when disney was absolutely insane =P

@xaviergarcia6431

6 жыл бұрын

I like your name

"Also known as Nyarlathotep, the crawling chaos, the being of a thousand faces...but, most of my associates and patients call me Bill." This casts Gravity Falls in a very different light.

@MagusMirificus

7 жыл бұрын

IIIIIIIII realize that. I was tying his reference to another reference.

@sarahcrossman8444

7 жыл бұрын

MagusMirificus lol that's what I though of too

@sistersamich2075

4 жыл бұрын

HUZAH! A man of quality!!

@tomkruger5859

4 жыл бұрын

Sanchi pichi sanchi pichi sanchi pichi sanchi pichi

I'm loving all your recent asmr videos. You are awesome and unique!

@MegaMasterkiller666

7 жыл бұрын

He really is, I watch a lot of asmr videos from many different people but something about Rift just stands out to me

Is it weird that I'm actually getting really interested in the lore of these videos?

@Iceshooter500

7 жыл бұрын

you're not alone

@gryphon7675

7 жыл бұрын

Bwizard777 not at all

@fish.bonesss

Жыл бұрын

NO! SLAY THE DAY

@RingNchdjjd

Жыл бұрын

Nope!

Amazing characters. I would love a book about the plot of your world!

@JocularArchivist

7 жыл бұрын

Oh goodness PLEASE that would be καταπληκτικός

@BH-du1dw

7 жыл бұрын

Max Grassy yes!

@ninjahamster29

7 жыл бұрын

a lot of it is based of Od HP lovecrafts stories, like the deep ones...

@ninjahamster29

7 жыл бұрын

geeetube lmao yea cuz iggy is EXACTLY the same as clemmons

Ephemeral Rift's asmr world would be fun to see as a video game

@MegaMasterkiller666

7 жыл бұрын

Now that's an idea

@brotherpig5656

7 жыл бұрын

I'd think a book suit it better, even a series.

@plushalfling9971

7 жыл бұрын

YES like maybe a bloodborne / darksouls style!

@JocularArchivist

7 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@russellscanlon2276

7 жыл бұрын

i dont think it would be good as a souls style game. maybe a open world, innsmoth and arkham sanatarium, from a first person view. that way, it keeps to the videos, cause we never see who we are supposed to be. sorta like doshonored, but more open

It took me a while after following ER to realize that the reason he uses Lovecraftian mythos so much is because he uses ASMR to stand for "Arkham Sanitarium Mental Rehabilitation" instead of autonomous sensory meridian response

@Peteriscool97

7 жыл бұрын

TDragonus As someone who has been watching Uncle E for a while, this is a fairly recent addition to the lore. Glad to see you guys picking up on small details like this though :)

@mrlolster2144

7 жыл бұрын

It's actually Arkham Sanitarium Methods of Relaxation

@TDragonus

7 жыл бұрын

I believe he's said Mental Rehabilitation in one of his depression/anxiety videos.

@dazmaster22

7 жыл бұрын

Both are true. The facility is the Arkham sanitarium for mental rehabilitation. and the relaxation method is the arkham sanitatium methods of relaxation.

ohhhh uncle e lookin fresh af with that hair slicked off to the side!

@JocularArchivist

7 жыл бұрын

Right!!?

@FourTwenT

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes daddy 😩

@JocularArchivist

7 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@plushalfling9971

7 жыл бұрын

i play 2 games of league and this happens...

@plushalfling9971

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Wilson ok?

I have to make some time for this :)

@Kyrrinx2

2 жыл бұрын

wow it’s you, i’m surprised

@brightdragon8578

2 жыл бұрын

How much ammo do you have

you are spoiling us with the frequency of uploads :D

Loving the frequent uploads. Thanks ER!

"I don't really understand hand motions as an ASMR trigger," I think to myself just before hand gestures give me some tingles.

Man, that patient is so lucky to get to work with Margaret growing pumpkins, that sounds like loads of fun.

I really like the way you do ASMR... Thank you for share.. :)

@flowersandwater666

3 жыл бұрын

no sabia que te gustara Rift, a mi me gustan tus vídeos tb son muy acogedores :)

Holy shit, did Clemmons just confirm he was Nyarlathotep?

@user-vi1in8ls4i

7 жыл бұрын

And Corvus is his brother. Oh boy, he must have a hell of a mother

@avali5500

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, they aren't brothers by blood

@nathang9034

7 жыл бұрын

Griffin Brumbelow my mind is blown!

@eskimojones3471

7 жыл бұрын

IKR? REALLY set the mood for this vid, had me legit creeped out the first time I watched this one. Not a lot of people down here in the comments section appreciate the significance of the reveal though... :P

@colleen6440

7 жыл бұрын

I dunno how you guys can pay attention to the plot of these videos, I fall asleep after 20 minutes. ):

love how his asmr videos are so different from everybody else's. he actually tries and takes his time to make these videos for us, thank you dad

But all my associates and patients call me "Bill." That was awesome.

@bencooke9348

7 жыл бұрын

"Frozen again. I'll have to call a repairman." REFERENCES. Dude, this keeps getting better! Props!

@jamallsumlin2325

7 жыл бұрын

what is it a reference to?

@chisehatori3681

7 жыл бұрын

His other videos "repairman" it usually has rambles and inaudible whispering, some of his best imo

@jamallsumlin2325

7 жыл бұрын

Thank You for answering

@chisehatori3681

7 жыл бұрын

***** References to other series on his channel, if that wasn't clear from the other responses

"Most notably, SCP-049". Then, I searched. I can't believe I forgot the Doctor's number, ffs. Nevertheless, I eargasmed after checking.

I was so happy to see Professor C. In my KZread feed. Waited very patiently for another video, now it will be on repeat for a WHILE. :D

Out of all of the hand motions you do, the 'sewing' one is the one that gives me the most tingles, for whatever reason. Thanks for the vid, Professor, always a pleasure.

Uncle E, I just wanted to state my gratitude for you wonderful videos. I truly enjoy your unique and creative humor, you never fail to deliver a smile to my face, and you certainly never fail to put my mind at ease and help me fall asleep. What a great service you provide to so many people and for FREE! Thank you for just being you.

Well, it's time once again to pretend I'm in a straight-jacket while I fall asleep... (--__--)

@captainhwdie2888

7 жыл бұрын

Guess who's back, back again?

@gstoneyjr

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Fat. Tell a friend

@aylayzrianne

7 жыл бұрын

i like to pretend that im "voluntarily" strapped on to a chair as the professor performs asmr tests on me 😂

@LaDyLuCk2900

7 жыл бұрын

Strapped to a bed - I can never sleep upright

@sadhomie6192

7 жыл бұрын

Animated ASMR i like to pretend im an artis and people are my canvas when it comes to asmr :p

I really love how creative and amazing your asmr videos are, you put so much effort and detail into every single one of them to bring a unique experience, thank you for the awesome videos! :D

I love the effect used in the first 15 seconds. It gave me tingles immediately. You should do a full video with it

@billdill8029

7 жыл бұрын

I believe he has done at least two similar works; check out his 'consecratio salium' or 'soporific lampshade' videos

@Ping653

7 жыл бұрын

Give Urara1966 a listen if you like that, as well. I know he uses the effect frequently for his videos with a character named Cat Man. ER and him seems to be very good friends, so wouldn't be surprised if Urara inspired ER to use it as well! :)

I like the whole Arkham story line from the staff to the patients it works so well with asmr keep up the good work.

your videos are great, but this one for some reason is instantly one of my faves

I love that bit at 1:00:02 when he screams into the microphone. It scared me good

@gabrielaagusts9854

7 жыл бұрын

A big fail but it got a few peeps

@gan.3308

7 жыл бұрын

1:00:02 Offf ccoouuurrssee

@MegaMasterkiller666

7 жыл бұрын

Did anybody fall for this?

@FourTwenT

7 жыл бұрын

Bamboozled again

@ChowPunk

7 жыл бұрын

Almost got me

Wanted to study. But first put on some ASMR, came across this video. Fell asleep behind my pc, hour later woke up, moved to my couch and spelt for another hour orso. Magic. Wasnt even tired.

Holy tingles! When you did the shadow speak part, I passes out instantly. :) Keep up the amazing content.

Your videos are always so wonderfully creative and artistic :) I love all your different characters and the effort you put into each one. Keep up the good work!

so much more effort than most asmr channels. excellent job, i hope youll keep up the great work :)

You're so ridiculously creative. I think you're amazing, Uncle E.

Rift, your content is the best quality I've seen in any asmr vid ever

I love how every video now ends with the legendary tissue package!!!

It was one year ago today (15 minutes ago to be exact) that I first started watching your videos. I know because I asked my now girlfriend of a year out a few minutes into watching!

@gryphon7675

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Yates were you watching it with her?

@thebutterflycomposer7130

7 жыл бұрын

Ha! Yes I was, it wasn't a case of me having headphones in and then just randomly turning to her doing something else.

@AudiKayder

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Yates nice profile pic, and congrats! My girlfriend of 3 years just left me so best of luck to you!

Thank you for those typing sounds, they were great!

You're still the best ASMRtist out there. You're still scaring the shit out of me. KEEP IT UP!

ive been waiting for this video for sooooo long!!!!!!!

I needed this so bad right now. Going through some tough withdrawals after quitting that green. Thanks Rift.

@domobrah2671

7 жыл бұрын

spinach bro wtf. i dont fuk wit kale youre crazy

@JohnSmith-xc8xe

7 жыл бұрын

kale is where the real shit is at bro

@dzforthree9869

7 жыл бұрын

Same. lol

So i am getting my ASMR sesion from an Great Old One,who is perfectly capable of destroying my mind,sanity,and leaveme as a broken mess with capability of reason? Nice.

I'm so glad these series still exist 😢❤

Uncle E, ya spoil us too much. All these vids in such short time? You truly are amazing especially considering the length of said vids lmao

This intro gave me chills, need more of those! :D

I was half-expecting a reference to his cutting mat's disappearance (when Dave took it as a "practical joke"). Awesome asmr session, by the way.

I've waited so long for another clemmons video. (:

Props to this guy for being so genuine about asmr!

@tiigw7358

Жыл бұрын

u still got this account?

ooooh yesss! amazing timing on this video

Yes! I get excited like a little kid every time there's a new Rift video. And the more lore, the better O_O

As always a very relaxing Video :)

The invisible string-tying movements are so hypnotic. 💤

Thanks for this great video ER

It's been a while, Professor. We've missed you.

i still come back to this for the needle and thread hand movements, its sooooo triggering for me i love it

I have been watching this channel and many other ASMR channels for about a year now. And I wish I could experience ASMR, I have no idea what it would feel like

I had an anxiety attack today and this helped me out a lot. Thank you, Mr. Rift.

The candle was my favourite. I love the atmosphere of this video and the blue screen of death part had me laughing pretty hard.

Glad someone else likes the SCP Foundation

@gryphon7675

7 жыл бұрын

Fadedgogeta We do not approve of their methods.

@Fadedgogeta

7 жыл бұрын

DeathRules oh please their methods are most effective.

this is my go to asmr video when i don't feel like watching any other ones

Rate this in your top five vids for me. Cannot pin point what makes it so successful at helping me sleep, but I believe it is the slow speach pattern. Great vid. I think this one will get above 250k views easy.

I think I've said it before, but I'll say it again; You truly are an artist. I respect and appreciate your uncompromising creativity. You offer more than just an ASMR experience. I hope that you have many outlets for the obvious talents which you posses

Looking good E, Keep it up bro, awesome video

best timing ever!!! love you Mr Rift xoxo

Don't trust the doctor!!!.... Even if he has some damn good looks!

@alekhine9369

7 жыл бұрын

BDconrad thus is life, the ones who help, hurt the most.

@darkautumnstories5834

7 жыл бұрын

I AM The Doctor!

@alekhine9369

7 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu public access denied.

@panthusiast8472

7 жыл бұрын

I AM GROOT.

@claudiot315

7 жыл бұрын

Halo the best dude!

You really should write a book with all your characters in it with a plot twist! I think people would like to see how you really see your world and every place the characters has in it. Just a book with no ASMR reference in it, just your creativity with an awesome story including your many characters!

I love the sound of keys on a keyboard being lightly pressed.

It seems like every Clemmons video he is somehow injured. I wonder if it's just for the vid or if a coincidence lol.

@sistersamich2075

4 жыл бұрын

The Zambie Killa 52 maybe he’s doing blood rituals😟

@jakeneylon1853

4 жыл бұрын

He must suffer to bring calm to untempered souls

00:03:30 Questionnaire / Updating your file 00:08:15 Initial brief hearing test 00:09:23 Hand movements 00:14:15 Cthulhu Blocks with R'lyehian 00:20:03 Football & AS football team discussion 00:24:56 SCP Mug & discussion 00:30:40 Peculiar Plastic Pouch 00:40:30 Box of matches 00:45:10 Flickering candle flame 00:50:49 Cutting mat 00:54:32 Tissue package & fade-out with keyboard sounds

@R.2.Row.

7 жыл бұрын

If anyone is wondering; I did this for my personal use 🙃

@razuepic

7 ай бұрын

lol@@R.2.Row.

That beginning its self is bloody relaxing

we haven't had a doctor clemmons video in for ever

Oh wow, I just got the Repairman reference when the computer froze. Paul is a creative genius

I'd really like to see a video of just hand movements. Anyways, it's nice to see the professor again after so long. Great video as always Uncle E.

@elizabethgardner2023

7 жыл бұрын

he did a video with ji at hand movements a while back

@Dr7More

7 жыл бұрын

+rockincountry 96 could I trouble you for the name of said video?

@maxpower8105

7 жыл бұрын

Toru hand movements for asmr i think. Just scroll through his vids...was semi recent

Today is my birthday! I'm going to bed to this, great way to finish my special day!

@chubbysurprise4429

7 жыл бұрын

oh shit lel

@OcarinaOftimeFan2020

7 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

@DarthSidian

7 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday my d00d

@demboyz983

7 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday young Silvia

@jellyfammax8124

7 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday bruh bruh

Dammit, I want to fall asleep to this right now. Buuuut, I gotta go to work. Tonight I shall be retuning back in

Another great video!

The ear to ear tapping on the foodball was very nice.

i loved the football tapping!

How Splentastic my appointment came just in time. i'm glad we can speak once again Professor C. I hope we can plan another appointment.

I thought you were going to say the former patient is now.... running for president. hahaha!

Y'all acting surprised when he's like "Yo, I'm a Cthulu demon" when he's said this like 5 times before. Maybe ya fell asleep before you got to that part.

HOLY CRAP!!! PLEASE do more of that fire blowing PLEASE!!!

You uploaded this on My birthday! thanks for the gift rift! Aye that rhymed lol

ER deserves way more subs

This is the only video I can find where someone mimes the threading of a sewing needle as a hand movement, which is unfortunate as it’s one of the most relaxing things known to me regarding the world of ASMR

the cutting mat was very nice!

I always come back for that cutting mat.

Simply the best, Uncle E

that was a great start :)

that was amazing what you did with the invisible string rift😃 it was like Frickin magic!

I feel bad for never finishing Rift's videos, I usually fall asleep partway through!

Could you do a video with just the Cthulhu blocks and the R'lyehian? I keep coming back to that section and am out like a light before the next trigger. Soooooo good.

this guy would make a awesome teacher

LOVE IT SO MUUUCH

The sowing needle mime thing is like super effective 4 some reason

great asmr session

You are very created! Good job

The voices.. What do they mean, why do they always follow me. Deeply into mine own constraint, daunting and taunting, they fought me. Only ignorance, isn't comforting this way. Someone help me, for surely i will fall asleep.

@gan.3308

7 жыл бұрын

Wow I have a headache.

@debo2077

7 жыл бұрын

⊙﹏⊙

@alekhine9369

7 жыл бұрын

GanonGuyToSmash for the order.

@Sky-ld4vi

7 жыл бұрын

yeah

@heathens_swill

6 жыл бұрын

In just an illiterate cretin. I can't rad

Not even 3 minutes in and there's already Lovecraft and Batman references. Bravo, sir.

Welcome back Professor Clemmons!