Can you please do the unintelligible shop owner where you check a bunch of random items out but with the soothing relaxing unintelligible whispering. This would legit make my day

@TonyJames1993

5 жыл бұрын

Josh 89 I almost guarantee this will happen now

@williamtucker668

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, beautiful idea

@duracell9575

5 жыл бұрын

the mall cop video he did is like this idea but it isn't unintelligible.

@roccu261

5 жыл бұрын

nose

@azriel8729

5 жыл бұрын

I need this in my life god dammit

The thumbnail looks like ER just found a way to send us to sleep - permanently.

@azriel8729

5 жыл бұрын

....sadly it still takes just as long to get to sleep as normal after all you die from the smoke not the fire it takes like I think 10-20 minutes maybe more I dunno please correct me if I’m wrong so yeah..=P

@tensa7227

5 жыл бұрын

@@azriel8729 its called suicide

@timewellspent8137

5 жыл бұрын

@@azriel8729 WRYYYYYYY

@kyleexequiel4214

5 жыл бұрын

That's accurate😂

@bass2713

5 жыл бұрын

@@azriel8729 ZA WARUDO

Only rift could spend 45 minutes looking for the perfect match

@2listening1

5 жыл бұрын

You can tell it's ASMR when the brand of matches is called "sleep" instead of "spark"! ;) lol

@latunen5241

5 жыл бұрын

I agree with ur name

@MrTekillaDrunk

5 жыл бұрын

...or a grandma with Alzheimer's!

@Bentaiisart

5 жыл бұрын

J.C. Tavares How will she remember where the matches are tho lmao

@jaydonw2972

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bentaiisartr/woosh

45 minutes ago... "Professor Clemmons, it's cold in here. Please, go down into the boiler room and ignite the pilot light. Here, take this box of matches with you."

@joem1950

5 жыл бұрын

@Liam Browning rather the AC cover arts looks like the pyramid u mean :p

@celloafterdark4173

5 жыл бұрын

Read this comment yesterday and it’s still making me laugh 😂😂😂

@drcocbloc1615

5 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking of a pilot light joke for this lol

@aidenferris4735

Ай бұрын

Lol😂😂

*Perfect match doesn't* *exist* Professor Clemmons: *Hold my tingles*

@bennygokgoye3974

5 жыл бұрын

ASMR Shoron hold my phone calls for the next 45-50 minutes

@omegadelta4642

5 жыл бұрын

he shold have called in Dr.T he has experiance in finding the perfect match lol

@itsfaxz8008

5 жыл бұрын

h

@user-slayer

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Nazareth07.

3 жыл бұрын

So there's 2 professor clemmons, and one mr. Clemmons patient.

Me: Trying to sleep* Bluetooth headphones: BAtTery LoW

@skull7105

5 жыл бұрын

Felipe Tinajero 😂😂😂 I have onn headphones that do the same thing every 30 seconds

@drakadragon9731

5 жыл бұрын

OMFG I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT, it normally gives me a heart attack 🤪

@Tolerance.V1

5 жыл бұрын

Air pods could never D:

@bossmaster7677

5 жыл бұрын

BOOP BOOP BOOP ''half a century later'' BOOP BOOP BOOP

@freezelistickboi9784

5 жыл бұрын

It makes me go deaf when im watching asmr

I've always dreamed of finding the perfect match. I'm glad I'm not the only one pursuing this.

@timewellspent8137

5 жыл бұрын

I've always dreamed of finding the perfect cheeto, but to each his own as they say.

@toastie8173

5 жыл бұрын

To this day ive never gotten a perfectly flat, intact, well seasoned nacho. The search continues.

It’s so weird when Professor Clemons grew his beard out everyone else in Arkham did as well. 🤔 Must be a fashion trend!

@macejaso

5 жыл бұрын

You think they would let them have razor blades?!

@nightcollapse

5 жыл бұрын

They took away the razor blades after the japing incident with SCP-049

@toastie8173

5 жыл бұрын

I do say margaret would look rather fashionable with a big ol beard

@quint7227

5 жыл бұрын

My solution: plot twist, they all clones of Professor Clemons. They’re all connected.

@chubbysurprise4429

5 жыл бұрын

@@nightcollapse "do not jape with me I am not to be japed with"

This guy is so creative, keep up the good work ER👍🏼

@justretrospect8433

5 жыл бұрын

Kicks ball mi creative now

Professor Clemmons searching for the perfect match: I can do this all day.

@youtubewatcher4955

5 жыл бұрын

Gaming with Alex Me: I know, I know...

@ninjaboylaoprime

5 жыл бұрын

"I understood that reference"

Marvel Cinematic Universe: exists. Mr. Rift: hold my medical bag for a few moments, please.

This would have been a good time to introduce a new character named “The Match Maker”

@brayamsworld77

5 жыл бұрын

But hes looking for one so it would be the Match Finder.🤐

@asheru2649

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine...if you will

Too much cake is always better than not enough cake. (Cthulhu told me that when I asked him for some words of wisdom...)

Hi. I am ASMR creator in Korea. I saw your perfect ASMR video and I respect you.

Me: *getting ready to relax* KZread: *gives me an ad for Rammstein‘s new album*

@yellowstonethepony7769

5 жыл бұрын

DEUTSCHLAND

@BlitzedNostradamus

5 жыл бұрын

RAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIIIO MEIN RADIO

@DarkWallay

5 жыл бұрын

What bloody country are you living in that you're getting ads for Rammstein?

@codyrenzi4600

5 жыл бұрын

WHOOOOO

@michaelvey0239

5 жыл бұрын

Whale Ambassador Poland

This is the kind of asmr I live for. Not 1 hour long videos of random boring sounds but very specific ideas that produce very interesting results.

@nb-rc8nf

5 жыл бұрын

Cool

Bro I want this guy's hair man it matches every outfit he wears

Wow I never thought I’d seen the day ER ran out of ideas. Just kidding Next video: inhaling air to continue autonomously performing homeostasis

@williamw3559

5 жыл бұрын

ToastedLuke you are now breathing manually

@JewSchmister

5 жыл бұрын

@@williamw3559 you are now blinking manually

@StarClay666

5 жыл бұрын

@@JewSchmister you are now swallowing manually

@ranch418

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacklincoln2437 YOU just lost the game.

@D_Money42

3 жыл бұрын

@@StarClay666 Your body is now decomposing at an incredibly slow rate that should last for around another 80 years manually

30 mins into the video and I just got the pun.

@danielreible3210

5 жыл бұрын

Manta Crew 🧠👈✋

@ninjaboylaoprime

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my God it's a pun

@drakadragon9731

5 жыл бұрын

The perfect match, as in love? Im not sure i get the joke...

@swoleynekujo9479

5 жыл бұрын

draka dragon yes the saying "the perfect match" means someone perfect for you to fall in love with. And the pun is him making a video literally trying to find the perfect match out of a box of matches

@Elzycoth

5 жыл бұрын

69th like omg this is destiny

"We must find... the perfect match..." Those words rang like a bell in your mind, tolling a signal for you to awake, ever so gently, to veiw the familliar face of the good Doctor. Appearing preocupied, you leave your perplexed mind to ponder on how you arrived here, and why your restraints seem ever so slightly tighter than usual. Your worries will soon be quelled however, as you (rather unwillingly) join the professor in his demanding, yet rewarding task. Hell, you might even be able to relax a bit.

Me: *Nearly about to fall asleep to the most soothing and relaxing video yet* KZread AD: *SHAKE IT! SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT! DUN DUN BANG! WOOWOOO!*

Imagine searching through a box of matches for 45 minutes

@nicholasmapes

5 жыл бұрын

Luckily, we dont have to imagine! Someone made us a video!

@adamdewaele

5 жыл бұрын

trix4free ER must be bored af

@tranminhhieu9492

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine watching someone finding a perfect match for 45 minutes

@hades_cbr

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine commenting a comment like this commenting on this comment

@caleblybarger8390

5 жыл бұрын

@@hades_cbr imagine imagining something you've imagined that you've imagined before before you ever imagined it to begin with. sounds kinda like deja vu to me. do y'all ever get a feeling you're in this situation you know you've been in before but you can't remember the situation that the current one relates to so well? shits weird af.

"DJ Corvus"? Oh man, I've got to see that. Corvus strikes me as a vinyls-and-cassette tapes guy. Maybe a backstage look at disc tappings (for better performance of course) and scrolling sounds as he attempts to fix a few old tapes. Imagining Corvus with headphones on and bizarre clothes, trying to grasp what a modern music performance involves. Would probably be my favorite video on the channel for a long time.

@endermage77

5 жыл бұрын

Nah. Corvus is still hooked on gramophones.

@corvusx5674

5 жыл бұрын

hm

@RRTSMPlayz

3 жыл бұрын

Me about to make DJ Corvus

Last time I was this early the doctors called me “premature” and put me in an incubator

@wrugo

5 жыл бұрын

Premature ejaculation 😔

@adamelmahdali9049

5 жыл бұрын

Well...that legit happened to me 😂

@BelligerentKnight2481

5 жыл бұрын

@@wrugo "Reality is often disappointing"

@azriel8729

5 жыл бұрын

Zecchy.....yeah as soon as it said premature I thought it was gonna be a sex joke but no just a premature birth joke

@MochiGirl11

5 жыл бұрын

Can this be an asmr video though?

I hope you're not planning on doing something *nefarious* with those matches

@treygc3291

5 жыл бұрын

*nefarious?* Nooo.....

@thatdude6707

5 жыл бұрын

Put your tinfoil hat back on!

1. Great pun 2. Great video 3. JOHN WICK ASMR PLEASE

@uselesstable2058

5 жыл бұрын

3:08

You could say there was some sort of SPARK between us! I’ll leave now

@KingKonamiLive

5 жыл бұрын

Open up

@kannonball5789

5 жыл бұрын

This is the CIA, OPEN UP

@tranminhhieu9492

5 жыл бұрын

@@kannonball5789 This is Patrick

@02iscringe55

5 жыл бұрын

@@tranminhhieu9492 this is america dont get you slippin now

@user-ky4sk1ru1i

5 жыл бұрын

You’d better hide

This dude just stood up analyzing matches, for 45 minutes. This is true talent

Me: “where is my consciousness.” ER: “reduced to atoms”

17 boxes of matches later.... Rift: finally a perfect match but yet not close enough...

@merudianne

5 жыл бұрын

@Cristian Soto ooof

Tinder be like:

@Alivion3e

5 жыл бұрын

I use tinder just for memes n messing with people XD Dating is a secondary thing at tinder now

@factsofmatter6513

5 жыл бұрын

Tinder be on fire

@theqr7gamez716

4 жыл бұрын

Wow they must of swiped right on you aye

@mylife-23

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

that's how i immagine my perfect doctor appoitment

I was waiting for you to finally light one of them! It creates such an amazing sound.

The deliberate gentleness in your movement is masterful.

Don’t get much asmr anymore, but this matchbox stuff usually does it pretty well

S.L.E.E.P. = Students for the Lighting of Everything and Everyone in a Pyre

your acting in these is just as wonderful as and in many ways even better than it has been previously. genius stuff uncle e, thank you.

This to me is one of your most relaxing videos!

this gave me so many tingles thank you 🙏🏼😌 i like seeing people getting into their zone/thing/work whatever... but really getting deep into it.

Really appreciate this one. Always enjoy your work.

i love how you always have these ideas that nobody else thinks of

Amazing work! Your creativity continues to astonish me! Bravo Uncle Rift.

6 seconds of fascination, then laughing out loud. As usual, inspired and always the subtle humor. The Guy Madden of ASMR.

@sclogse1

5 жыл бұрын

No, not that Madden, The other one.

Light a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day Light a man ON fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life

@jarettiechroeb1399

5 жыл бұрын

😂 you're not wrong!

Amazing video actually have it on repeat for a week now while studying thank you

One of my favorite videos on this website

I really adore how Uncle E uses dim lighting for his videos - it’s really great for resting your eyes, especially cus many of us mostly watch ASMR at night :)))))

I always loved the matchstick section of your Brothers of the Rift video and hoped you would do a full video on it :D

Perfect timing! Just going for my afternoon nap. Honestly thought this was some weird dating/finding the right owner for a pet organ or something but not this! Thanks for doing the videos, keep it up! 🤙

@theskilledsnake

5 жыл бұрын

ArwenLeigh never underestimate how literal rift is

Some say to this day he still searching for the perfect match.

This asmr straight fire

I like how you have the most creative asmr thing's I have seen

Hell yeah! I know you’ve done it before but I need it again. ❤️

I love working nights because I get to come home to a brand new upload of my favorite asmrtist. Keep up the great work! Now if you don't mind I'll go to sleep now

YES! I always loved the matches, it's good to see this

Thanks, will be listening to this for better sleep tonight. You have the best ASMR videos

Wow... finding the perfect match god damn it rift XD

I love the continuous Arkham sanitarium story line

Ephemeral Rift is actually alot nicer than you people realize he has spent a butt load of money, time, and energy for us and hes so kind he doesnt even put *ads* in here thx rift we appreciate your kindness

The thumbnail looks like ER is contemplating sending us to the ER

just wanna say from my heart, and i apologise for the frankness; i like you very much eph. you're like a second dad. caring. aware of pain. subtle in your details. fun at times. Unyielding, unshakeable, unwavering. i deeply appreciate your work. thanks Eph.

My favorite ASMR channel!!!!!! I'm soooo glad I found you!

@Israelevii

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

Me trying to find the perfect asmr on this channel because they are all so good.

You can tell it's ASMR when the brand of matches is called "sleep" instead of "spark"! ;)

This guy has The most unique ASMR videos.

Another great video! If you were to make a Corvus rp with clipboard writing I think I'd cry with joy

My friends already think ASMR is weird. I’ve never shown them a Rift video. But boy do I love it. I would never think to look up something like this; yet it’s so effective.

I was asleep in seconds. Thank you!

Good to see another lore video

Love this please a part 2

Can you make a John Wick ASMR? THAT would be awesome!

@user-re7po

5 жыл бұрын

Wolfgang Bartek I was gonna make a comment about jhon but nevermind.

@KanadasKid

5 жыл бұрын

Wolfgang Bartek how rad would it be if they did one of those whatever magazine interviews where they made keanu reaves whisper in our ears

@jasperhaunt5115

5 жыл бұрын

KanadasKid I wonder what Keanu would even say? I'm sure it would still be awesome

@lamp9101

5 жыл бұрын

*tapping my dead dog and wife | ASMR*

@wolfgangbartek1106

5 жыл бұрын

@@lamp9101 I already like it :D

all these pointless dating apps but now I've finally found my perfect match

Who knew you could get tingles from watching someone look for a match😁

When Uncle E blesses us with 45 minutes of Match noizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Your Titles are always on point.

Amazing sound quality

i guess i have to go to sleep at 8 am

I know I keep bringing it up but a Jospeh Seed video would fit the hair perfectly

The best one so far make part 2

Dis guy is so patient!

Keep up the great work! 🙏

I love his your video are so random and relaxing 😌 Love it need more

You are an artist!!

This is perfection itself

Creative as always

I need this guys patience

This is the perfect match that must be used to light the Whispering Fire of Savallach Manor...

i wanted this so bad, thank you

I put this in my ASMR playlist and woke up to DEEP LORE.

OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN I NEEDED THIS

Dude one of his videos he was going through a box of matches, and it was about a minute long portion of the video, but I would always reply it. I don’t have to do that anymore, love the matchstick sounds!!

*Another amazing idea*

The whispering ones put me straight the fuck to sleep 😴

Padded table tapping asmr video would be a hit : )

You can read my mind ! I was thinking about searching a video where the KZreadr is searching the Perfect match 😂 i saw it a few weeks ago in a video of you and needed more of it ...

"Do you find that sound pleasing to your ears". Well that brings back memories from session 2 😴

i really like this one.

The best asmr ever !!!!

I'm here because I thought there was cake

@thomastsohonis1218

3 жыл бұрын

Try his cake eating video

Daddy rift must be maliciously laughing as he watches how many people he's fooled with the title