I'm not even watching rift for the asmr at this point, I'm just in to the story. He should seriously consider going into writing.

@esther2929

6 жыл бұрын

Marcell D'avis yes, that's why I'm into it. It's basically a mish-mash of lovecraft and various sci-fantasy universes, right?

@masturcheefrofl

6 жыл бұрын

Yea,just read the compendium

@cheemsdoge

5 жыл бұрын

Jake Paint over a few names to get around the copyrights

@Wrathinside

5 жыл бұрын

@@cheemsdoge Is this why things like Ready Player One get published?

@christopherweaver9543

5 жыл бұрын

@@Wrathinside Warner Bros owns a lot of shit

If Uncle E. was a race car driver, would he be called... Ephemeral Drift? 🤔

@everest88

5 жыл бұрын

If he was a drifter, yeah...but if he was a "race car driver" it most likely be "Ephemeral Shift"

@birdbones2656

5 жыл бұрын

All of these comments are making me ephemeral miffed

@desmondmoonbear4143

5 жыл бұрын

He would drive a Prius

@hiimbeta413

5 жыл бұрын

*deja vu*

@akaijuinomaha5324

5 жыл бұрын

*MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!?*

Imagine a ASMR Rift World Nexflix series *Edit The more I think about it, the more I actually think Netflix would actually pick it up. If a video is sponsored the creator must legally state this information both in the description where it is clearly visible and in the video, however in the case of a Netflix series the ads fall onto the shoulders of the company of Netflix. That way, no matter how many ads are played, the creator is in noway responsible to inform the watchers. Asmr put people into a relaxed state so the watcher would be less attentive to what's going on meaning they would most likely have to watch each episode several times to take in all the information meaning the watch time would be about ten times more. Netflix automatically plays the next episode so even after the watcher has fallen asleep, the watch time would still continue clocking up. Each time the watcher watches the series they'd start from the last scene they remember, which could be several hours prior to where they had watched while asleep. While asleep the episodes will play, and then the ads and then the next episode, rinse and repeat. Chances are the watcher will be wearing headphone, so as they move around in their sleep they'd fall off meaning if the ads are loud, they won't awake the watcher as they won't be on their ears. In the end, I really think an ASMR netflix series would be extremely beneficial for advertisers, the watchers, the creator and Netflix. E already has a world, characters, a story and the costumes. It's all set in a sanitarium so the same room could be used just with different items decorating. Some larger rooms would be needed to used for rooms such as the cafeteria, but as Paul already has all the props he use's, the budget for location would be a lot more flexible as the prop budget would be barely spent. I actually highly recommend you start a funding for a full series, I personally would be more than happy to donate and support, and I'm sure others would too. Of course the problem being, all the characters would have to be portrayed by Paul so every scene would have to be shot several times. Of course you could hire other ASMRist to could in an act as some characters. SERIOUSLY, Can We Make This Happen, PLEASE!

@EphemeralRift

5 жыл бұрын

we can dream, can't we...

@User_1767

5 жыл бұрын

@@EphemeralRift Read above edit, I think you could do it and help so many people by doing so.

@thekrakenskrak4253

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine, if you will.

@etherealhawk

4 жыл бұрын

If only

@dapperdan595

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a lot of words

How canon is this, considering its being told to is by another patient

@krrr.4902

6 жыл бұрын

Karl Gilbert your comment is stressing me out

@HappyDragneels_page

6 жыл бұрын

dont worry he sure seems trustworthy and honest...i mean he might be an undead relative of the proffessor but thats no reason to mistrust him, RIIIIIGHT?

@Molotovyeen

6 жыл бұрын

Take everything with a grain of salt but face it like it's truth

@111455

6 жыл бұрын

well i have a thought, what if this was a shivering isles scenario where he is the ally and the enemy? the mad god and the march of reason and logic, a juxtapose of himself, all characters in his universe are but one man.

@zoltanwolfe1260

6 жыл бұрын

My theory is that nyarlethotep has taken on the visage of this guy and this guy, the real professor, has been living for a long ass time either 12th century or 18th-ish.

Has an idea to explain all of his ideas. *This man never runs out of ideas!*

@ianshih3428

5 жыл бұрын

Name

@benisboring7583

4 жыл бұрын

Makes a video about running out of ideas

@pavlestojanovic9631

3 жыл бұрын

Lil ian ok you can shut up now u unoriginal comment scrub

@brightlight6662

3 жыл бұрын

S H O E

*wipes tear "This is it..........."

@sp52pi

6 жыл бұрын

It's all coming together now...

@DamianVega00

5 жыл бұрын

Nael Cuadrado no you fucking smut, this is the end of the lore. Meaning it is sad.

@oswalker1543

5 жыл бұрын

Smoke Hash Everyday

@joedewitt3340

5 жыл бұрын

Who calls people a smut

@soggy5854

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 1k like. I want my reward.

*THE MAN THAT IS NOW EXPLAINING HIS IDEAS*

@fernadothe5th427

6 жыл бұрын

TheAppleGamer 0 Ye please stop using this kind of comments they're getting old

@HappyDragneels_page

6 жыл бұрын

*they're getting old

@fernadothe5th427

6 жыл бұрын

Yugi Muto oh sorry il fix it

@alicekliewer

6 жыл бұрын

dunkrat *I'll fix it

@tangerineman27

6 жыл бұрын

ITS ABOUT TIME. AND I LOVE IT! THIS IS WHAT I WAKE TO SLEEP TOO ;)

If ER has a manual car, would we call him Ephemeral Shift?

@FallenTrinty

6 жыл бұрын

Joey Cunningham and if he drives people around for money on the side, he'd be Ephemeral Lyft

@StarboyXL9

6 жыл бұрын

Joey Cunningham *Top 10 questions science still can't answer*

@gall9had

6 жыл бұрын

Good original meme

@callandavey3539

5 жыл бұрын

initial E

@nepneppers8122

5 жыл бұрын

Deja vu

If Ephemeral Rift gives you a Christmas present, is it an Ephemeral Gift?

@Bone20647

5 жыл бұрын

No, it's an Ephemeral cares about you =}

@user-ct4zv4xf9r

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@yourmorningcupofcoffee4313

5 жыл бұрын

if he hates Jedi is he an ephemeral sith?

@jamescase6465

5 жыл бұрын

If he is driving a racecar is it ephemeral drift?

@mortaltoxicity1640

5 жыл бұрын

If he was a gold panner would he be ephemeral sift?

Wait a sec, loafers, sweater, neighbor...OH MY GOD HE'S MISTER RODGERS

@sundown7977

5 жыл бұрын

BH Omega won’t you be my neighbor?

@bradenanderson5087

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like nobody got that :/ hmm, I wonder what the crossover between ASMR fans and people who know who Mr Rogers is...

@macejaso

5 жыл бұрын

Hes dead. Let it go!

@SnakeFruitCookieGood

5 жыл бұрын

@@macejaso no

@ssix7551

4 жыл бұрын

I'm ready for the movie

42:37 "there's something not quite right about him" *proceeds to speak into a shoe*

@StarboyXL9

6 жыл бұрын

Swindlesween there's nothing wrong with trying to contact the Elder Gods via shoe. Why just the other day I rang up N'Tyss on my black loafer...

@stephenbendavid5039

6 жыл бұрын

It is erotic

@JakeyD360

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@oswalker1543

5 жыл бұрын

Raukhai Imperia smoke Hash Everyday

@Glass-Lemonade

5 жыл бұрын

Doppio

Finally, some good deep lore explanation! Now we’ll see if my corkboard of pictures and newspaper clippings connected by pins and red string are accurate!

@donnovanringler3782

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Ryan I'm using blue. I wonder if red yields better results...

@paintothemax7126

6 жыл бұрын

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

@Morally_Immoral2

6 жыл бұрын

Red always yields more results but blue causes things to come up unexpectedly

@TheNehoc13

6 жыл бұрын

Would you kindly

@derektheman1696

6 жыл бұрын

Glad to know everyone else has no life and is obsessive over an ASMRtist instead of getting a job

If Ephemeral Rift was a gold panner would he be called Ephemeral Sift?

‘I watch ASMR for the lore’ Yeah right

@CheapArseFilmCritic

6 жыл бұрын

bufygamer I read Playboy for the page-turning sounds.

@sirerinkiestink4103

6 жыл бұрын

bufygamer Yep we know it Y'ALL WATCH IT FOR THAT MARVELOUS BEARD DONT LIE

@oswalker1543

5 жыл бұрын

Smoke Hash Everyday

@talesofluminFan

5 жыл бұрын

Is that Kurasu in your pic?

@shiroyatagami4780

5 жыл бұрын

@@talesofluminFan it's the steins;gate redhead yea

We're getting a new E.R. meme y'all "brown shoe..."

@sirerinkiestink4103

6 жыл бұрын

😋😍 brown shoes.....

@Brainwave101

6 жыл бұрын

It'll go right alongside "fuck mayo"

@roadkilltele

6 жыл бұрын

First fuck Mayo now this gotdamn Shoe

@AzreonGaming

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamgontier1542 yes

@hengry2

5 жыл бұрын

5:30

Well, my 1000 theories down the drain, I guess.

@YeahIamChris

6 жыл бұрын

A Random Opinion Reminder, this person doesn't nessecarily have to tell the truth. He could've been manipulated by the Professor to lie to you and lull you into a false sense of security. Don't throw your theories out of the window just yet!

@ryanschick9882

6 жыл бұрын

after watching 'professor clemmons' cutting mat,' i believe that professor clemmons went mad after burying his wife and started to hear voices. overtime, the voices took over his character and he developed multiple personality disorder. each of the characters in the Rift World are different personalities of william.

@nitroghoul

6 жыл бұрын

Yup

@mrvalentine2786

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@Anonymous-gj7wc

5 жыл бұрын

I would like but it has 420 likes

The wiki is about to go apeshit

@LordFlaggy

6 жыл бұрын

Liamix12 indeed

@lennoboi988

6 жыл бұрын

Liamix12 there's a wiki?

@jesuschristonabike8878

6 жыл бұрын

Wait, there’s a wiki? Shit I need that cause I have no clue what’s going on

@audiec03

4 жыл бұрын

therES A WIKI?!??

@agentsmith1758

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

OK BUT CAN WE ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW GENUIS RIFT IS CREATING AN ENTIRE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WITHIN ASMR VIDEOS. MOST THE TIME I DITCH THE ASMR AND TRY TO BE AWAKE FOR THE STORY. THE LORE IS JIST JUICY. CMON NO ONE ELSE HAS CREATED SUCH AN IN DEPTH STORYLINE.... IN ASMR!!! THIS MAN IS A GENIUS. YOU NEED TO WRITE A BOOK MR.RIFT THEN MAKE AN ASMR VIDEO OF DAVE READING IT

@emma_nim8046

5 жыл бұрын

*MARKED* cough cough Goodnight Moon cough cough

@joedewitt3340

5 жыл бұрын

Cough cough goodnight moon is second rate cough cough

@timothyrock2517

5 жыл бұрын

@@joedewitt3340 cough cough goodnightmoons' universe is the best i've seen in asmr cough cough

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

The Netflix series: The sanitarium It just has one actor and it’s ephemeral. It’s asmr and a story on Netflix, and there are backgrounds now!

Must.Not.Sleep.Must.Listen.To.Lore.

@Leg_Dab211

6 жыл бұрын

Fear Stilwater so true ..so true... Zzzz. Zzzz

@matisantos13

6 жыл бұрын

tell me the lore

@niamhanne706

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve tried (and failed) at least 5 times trying to do that

@carsonspeaks1512

5 жыл бұрын

Dies from not going to sleep

“There’s something not quite right about him” *Begins to whisper to a shoe.*

I've waited years for this. *Grabs popcorn*

@yantebandzz

6 жыл бұрын

VoiceofPersonaASMR Lol

@akuma9885

6 жыл бұрын

VoiceofPersonaASMR I’ve waited 2

@Gotobar

6 жыл бұрын

Melon Man IVE WAITED 3

@metalhead2670

6 жыл бұрын

VoiceofPersonaASMR lol same!

@oswalker1543

5 жыл бұрын

Smoke Hash Everyday

William:what are your favorite trigger words? Me: T E C H N I C A L

@offspreyd

6 жыл бұрын

leave

@ZoofyZoof

6 жыл бұрын

It's not the worst but sometimes it gets a little annoying :/

@caution-monkey4603

6 жыл бұрын

Dr T Spy! Torture him! Find out what he knows!

@sylviathesnowleopard8520

6 жыл бұрын

cross reference

@fredyretana8067

6 жыл бұрын

Law main i likes this comment

My theory is that in the sanitarium we the viewer have a disorder where everyone looks the same. That's why everyone looks like the professor

@oceanic9348

3 жыл бұрын

Or does everyone look like your neighbor?

You know this is an important video when Darude - Sandstorm is in the video's recommendation.

@GoliMeadow

6 жыл бұрын

Coincidence? I think not.

@lincolndeboer6830

6 жыл бұрын

same

@No_one448

6 жыл бұрын

Clarissa Royalice holy shit, on your recommendations too ?

@louisciamillo8690

6 жыл бұрын

lmao yeah why is that? perhaps Paul put "Darude Sandstorm" in the tags to make it come up in the recommended. I wouldnt put it past him.

@CausticMonarch

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao, why is youtube doing that?

Are multiple Corvuses, Corvi?

@kabelmarder2760

6 жыл бұрын

Cole Testoni And because the mask is inspired by crows, is it a murder of Corvi?

@lil_cjmisawesome2025

6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit......

@RRTSMPlayz

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what-

If Ephemeral Rift wants to capitalize a letter does he use the Ephemeral Shift?

@xc6603

5 жыл бұрын

No hed pull out his dick

@hengry2

5 жыл бұрын

XㄥЯㄥS wack

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

No he uses Caps Lock like a chad

Rift and Goodnight Moon have to be my 2 favorite world building/lore ASMRists. I mean I only watch them really now 👍

@JoeyWolf617

6 жыл бұрын

127jesjam You are a person of taste.

@naturewalk7083

6 жыл бұрын

127jesjam I'm right here with you 👌🏻

@1secc46

6 жыл бұрын

Samee

@maelk6430

6 жыл бұрын

Goodnight Moon is so talented, a true polymath

@tanavel6098

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. T Asmr is great too

You should have a shirt that says "you just got rifted" or a Corvus shirt. I would actually buy that.

@morgangobin9985

6 жыл бұрын

Cricket XIV I’d totally pay money for a Corvus shirt! Maybe it could have a picture of him on it and a little saying underneath. “Herr Doktor is in” or something fun like that.

@tadpolegaming4510

6 жыл бұрын

He made a corvus shirt, it's on ephemeralrift.com

@morgangobin9985

6 жыл бұрын

CNGaming Well, looks like I’m adding one more thing to my Christmas list! Thanks for the info! :D

If Uncle E worked in a warehouse, would he be called Ephemeral Forklift?

If Ephmeral rift was a store would he be called Ephemeral thrift?

the more I learn about this "Sanitarium" the more I realize that I'm in american horror story and not miss peregrines home for ASMR, It's... deterring, not gonna lie

@Meskarune

6 жыл бұрын

Eye of Adam You are just *now* realizing this? :P

@mothman6264

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a mix between America Horror Story and the Scp Foundation

@valerielusa8000

4 жыл бұрын

@@mothman6264 the Sanitarium is actually canonically associated with The Foundation.

@mothman6264

4 жыл бұрын

Bolek Giebartowski oh cool

Omg I just realised A rkham S anatarium (for) M ental R ehabilitation

@fatamorgana1587

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron C: also in the video he says something really triggers his "Arkham Sanitarium Method (of) Relaxation"

@ComicalSeadoggo

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron C: coincidence? I think NOT!

It’s been 5 years but this is still one of my all time favorite episodes.

*Shoe, shoe, brown shoe, brown shoe...*

@stephenbendavid5039

6 жыл бұрын

Erotic !

@FaviMarzo

5 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment around when it said that in the vid lol

@boopsboops7692

4 жыл бұрын

Shoe Šhœ $höë Śhòé 💲#️⃣🌐3️⃣

@sambradley1256

4 жыл бұрын

Ssshhhhoooe

If Ephemeral Rift was evaporated water would he be Ephemeral Mist?

@luxraygaming7368

5 жыл бұрын

STOP WITH THE PUNS PEOPLE

@davidclout6286

5 жыл бұрын

That’s not even a rhyme.

@kennethha416

5 жыл бұрын

Stop

@bradenanderson5087

5 жыл бұрын

Eh, it's close. F for effort.

@seanween916

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Tyson: I fink u mean Ephemeral Mift

This is one of the most brilliant and talented ASMRtists out there! Love you videos Paul! Keep up the great work.

@derrickjacob720

6 жыл бұрын

Paul

@undeadtomatoes

6 жыл бұрын

Aniquin he looks like a Tom idk why

@janiegroves-hambidge1392

4 жыл бұрын

Gonnna call himmmm *oobleck* for a surname

this whole thing reminds me of the stephen king multiverse

@aki6704

4 жыл бұрын

'Inspired from H.P. Lovecraft,

I am so confused as I am just a pice of reanimated toast

@oswalker1543

5 жыл бұрын

ToastIndustries smoke Hash Everyday

I can't wait to get time to watch this one now. And glad to make the acquaintance of another member of your amazing internal forum, Rift! :)

What about the guy in Room 333? Is that William Clemons?

@drewteora8169

6 жыл бұрын

the guy in Room 333 was found out to be Prof Clemmons after he lost his mind due to his wifey Margaret dying.... so if this guy was the patient from room 333, he would be THE Prof Clemmons. maybe one of his multiple personalities, cause he does have scizophrenia

@morgangobin9985

6 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he say at the beginning of this video that this is the fourth time he’s been revived or something like that? Maybe the old Professor died and this is his latest incarnation?

@chrisbade2119

6 жыл бұрын

Drew Teora What I wanna know is the linear sequence of events: did he get possessed by Nyarlthotep before the expedition or after it? And how did he go from losing his mind after seeing his wife die to the apathetic professor we know today? This video answered some questions, but there are still so many more... gotta love the expansive of the Rift World

@maximesaindon3552

6 жыл бұрын

I think this is the real professor clemmons. Nylarlethotep just shape shifted to be him. Which explains why Corvus wants the "professor" gone. now we know there's a cult of corvus and then there's the question of how Corvus found the key to eternal life and I don't think it's unicorns.

@RosePatty

6 жыл бұрын

Tatiana Stanford Didn’t Rift say that, that video was not part of the lore, rather just for fun?

If Uncle E. was a german writer, would he be called... Ephemeral Schrift?

Can we just appreciate Arkham Sanitarium Method of Relaxation

I’m not going to be able to stay awake for this...

Jesus christ, it's been 5 years already

If uncle E. had 4 bigger brothers would he be called ephermal fifth?

The video so many confused/curious fans have been waiting for! I'm so excited I doubt even ER can get me to relax right now!

@morgangobin9985

6 жыл бұрын

Wait a second. ER forgot to put a section explaining the Sabbat Vampire and The Ghost/Phantom. Well, I guess I shouldn’t be too disappointed. As much as I love them, they were just one-off characters

@morgangobin9985

6 жыл бұрын

50:42 Hello random reference to Dark City, my favorite movie of all time! :D

Freind: "What is your favorite anime?" Me: "Ephemeral Rift"

If ER was a stoner, would he be Ephemeral Spliff?

I'm so excited for all of this lor... zZZ

Er: "this is the most exquisite brown shoe I've ever owne-" Ad: "AHHHH TOYOTA BUY OUR VEHICLE AHHHHHHHHH"

William: "I know it's well past curfew, so I brought this shoe and snuck in your house."

Theory time: he's the real brother of professor Clemons, corvus is a creature from the rift and erased the mind of the Clemons brothers, them he created the Arkham sanitarium to extract insight from people making they insane... I hope that ER see this

@Emonkey12345

6 жыл бұрын

Felipe Jeridaya hold up you might be on to something

@nicholisling2657

6 жыл бұрын

Felipe Jeridaya Professor Clemons isn’t human anymore remember, he’s an elder god. So this can’t be,

@21gameschamp12

6 жыл бұрын

Felipe Jeridaya Dave's mentioned Nyarlathotep is disguised as a staff member. If you look in Nyarlathoteps face you go mad, something Corvus has mentioned would happen if you saw his real face.

@Bluesit32

5 жыл бұрын

@@21gameschamp12 Nah, Corvus is too...straightforward and sincere. You don't get the sense he has a hidden agenda or anything. Meanwhile, his "brother" will flat out lie to you, claiming you volunteered for something and forgot or that you committed yourself the other day. Not to mention I'm pretty sure the Professor was the one who awoke Cthulhu, something that, according to Lovecraft lore, Nyarlatothep was very interested in doing. It sought to aid the Great Old Ones. Corvus seems to have little interest in such things. As for his face...the same can be said about a real Deep One. Deep One Dave isn't fully a Deep One. He has yet to, as they call it, "take to the waters".

@21gameschamp12

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bluesit32 regardless of if Corvus is Nyarlathotep or not, one thing is clear, he is not a human like us

lore

Are all my dreams about to come true all at once I think they are finally some straight up lore

If he gets annoyed do we call him Ephemeral Miffed?

@cheriehealey1714

6 жыл бұрын

Emonkey12345 yasss

Finally, the buildup of all that lore pays off!!~

ER: May I have a seat? Me: no ER: Wonderful Me: ._.

@npuise6973

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh RELATABLE😂

I love how he tied the story all the way back to the beginning of his channel! It shows that he cares enought to remember his roots

If Ephemeral Rift slides around a corner blasting ASMR, is it an Ephemeral Drift?

@oceanic9348

3 жыл бұрын

Can you blast ASMR

The runner that never idea's out of men!

@daisukemorichika315

6 жыл бұрын

IcanHearMyChildren'sScreamingForFreedomSoBrb. The idea that never run out of men

@LordVisual1502

6 жыл бұрын

Yes.

I didn't plan on sleeping at 9 am, but why not?

@galaxyfishablaze

6 жыл бұрын

I didn’t plan on being up at 3:00 am either, but that’s how I’m here 😂

@Noodles4Anime

5 жыл бұрын

Luke Lime Ah, but the perfect middle. 6 am here. Too early and too late to sleep. Butilldoitanyways.

If E.R didn’t take care of his skin, would he eventually get an Ephemeral Cyst?

If Ephermeral Rift was angry, would he be Ephermeral Pissed?

God this episode sounds and could be the script of a full blown episode in like a Prime video or Netflix series

5:23 "Makes me a little Jealous." Okay but we're still friends right? "Shoe, Shoe, Brown Shoe" _yep he's gonna kill me_

Wait Maybe the shoe represents something nobody has really thought of It’s like an inception type thing Reminding him of what reality he’s in

This is where it all comes together. I've waited my whole life for this moment.

Your world is so wonderful and uplifting, I would like to draw your characters if that’s okay. Uhhh, joke, okay. You should be called... Ephemeral Uplift!

The man who is running out of ideas yet he is on such a higher plane of thought than the common man we don't even notice.

@dam3717

6 жыл бұрын

Arbor Bonenstiel what a strange two faced compliment

@dam3717

6 жыл бұрын

He isnt running out of ideas because hes scratching the the surface we know this because most of the lore is undiscovered or not understood which means he can make a whole set of episodes on a single subject for example: how exactly the Arkham sanitarium changes everyday or about who you are these could be delved into more so do your reaserch before you talk stupidly.

Finally SOME ANSWERS TO ALL MY QUESTIONS THESE PAST YEARS!

I know you did a intro to the rift world and Arkham sanitarium lore video a few years ago, but I’d love to have a part 2 of this video with all the updated lore till now!!!

I always consider these longer videos to be like multiple episodes because I usually fall asleep before its done so I just find the last part I remember clearly and then keep going until I fall asleep again. Rinse wash and repeat.

If ephemeral had to dig through some files, it'd be known as an ephemeeal sift?

A small inconsistency: Nyarlathotep would be an eldritch being of power rivalling if not surpassing Cthulhu. If Clemmons WAS Nyarlathotep, he would not worship Cthulhu at all. More like greet him as a long lost family member.

@papina228

6 жыл бұрын

Small mistakes

@papina228

6 жыл бұрын

Or maybe the professor needs Cthulhu for somekind of a scheme and is trying to trick him and us????

@thehermit8618

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Ryan maybe he is making us THINK he is worshipping Cthulhu to drive attention away tonthe fact that he's an eldritch astral god of chaos and destruction

@StarboyXL9

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Ryan Maybe Nyrla is more interested in the practice and lets Cthulhu take all the worship cuz he doesn't care. He does tend to be more interested in fulfilling Azzathoth's will than anything else.

@shydragaming8074

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he is using Cthulu for a larger purpose and is hiding the fact until he has so much power over the Arkham Sanitarium chain of buildings/people/etc that he can overthrow cthulu entirely and kick him out of the loop with humanity and give azzathoth all of his power. That or he just isn't Nyarlarthotep (Don't know if I spelled that right) but something else entirely. Maybe he is just a human with a higher state of being or is a completely different eldritch being that is on a different level than Cthulu or Nyarlarthotep or even Azzathoth? That may be why he lets Cthulu have all the praise because he is so powerful he just does not care about praise because humans or even Cthulu are just specs of dust under their finger nails. My god that creature would be terrifying. Anyway, thats my speculation for today!

i never thought i would get an ad in front of an ASMR video about cutting, curing, serving, and preserving ham

Me at 2 am over here watching ASMR lore and getting supremely relaxed by a brown shoe

This video was an Ephemeral Gift

The voice for this character is so soft and smooth, its very tingly, thank you for making amazing content

This was Great ER! Loved how this directly answers so many questions we all have about the lore, but keeps enough up to discussion, since the neighbor could also just have a few screws loose

"May I have a seat? WONDERFUL!" *proceeds to do the exact opposite of sitting*

I love the sound levels and your face and your movements and gosh what a story teller :) I feel better. Quality escape!

If e was santa Claus would his channel be called Ephemeral Gift

Bruh this is beautiful and perfect! The acting, story telling, the way he references your encounters and beloved encounters is perfect!!! A video that no-one knows about is somehow one of your best!!!

If Ephemeral Rift could throw hard would he be called Ephemeral Yeet.

Should I make a playlist of all of the lore in order?

This is a Duneons and Dragons campaign just waiting to happen. SUCH a cool video! So creative and so bizarrely relaxing!

Wow, I've been watching you for more than a year now and I knew these characters but seeing the entire list was mind blowing! I like Lovecraft's works and it's amazing how you were able to create a universe of your own, complete with stories, costumes, common themes, etc. And all this revolves around relaxation :). Rift, you're an amazing man!

I'll never understand this explanation because I keep fall asleep at the first 10 min.

This will make me smarter than the people that watch Rick and Morty

@tadpolegaming4510

6 жыл бұрын

I doubt that

@Necrom6

5 жыл бұрын

impossible

@door.4975

3 жыл бұрын

What about B O T H

What if the Rift multiverse is just an insane mans ramblings while in a real sanitarium?

@wackadoodles7549

6 жыл бұрын

**world implodes**

@hxntai_xander8230

5 жыл бұрын

Harvard wants to know your location

@WitchyPlanet

5 жыл бұрын

Deep

I've watched a ton of videos but never get a chance to comment or like them because I always fall asleep listening to it. There needs to be an auto like button option for your channel.

I've always loved how rift is always able to portray characters who are seemingly on the spectrum/ mentally ill. They feel so accurate and genuine. The bizarre but innocent obsessiveness and whimsical ramblings make this feel like such a real life an in depth interaction. This style has become my ideality of my favorite category of ASMR

Lampert Schade would have been a good fit into this video too. How he metamorphosized from some kind of relic (as the soporific lampshade) used by Corvus and sanitarium staff to a... golem of sorts. Did it take human form? Did it fuse with and consume a victim who overestimated their ability to withstand it's prolonged exposure, thus entering the next stage of it's existance as a memeticly parasitic being??

Me, seeing this video for the first time: “Ah I wonder what this video is” *Man walks into frame brandishing a shoe* Me: “don’t know what I expected to be honest”

I swear to god, the first time I saw that shoe, I thought it was the Professor's from the last questionnaire he had us do. xD

This is my favorite asmr, there is such a simplistic yet complicated beauty to it

Will we ever get another couch companion video? As someone with crippling social anxiety, they were always a favorite of mine.

@tadpolegaming4510

6 жыл бұрын

We'll be getting a couch cushion video

I look forward to listening to this! Thank you!

*night before final exams* Alright, I should really do some research on space and stuff for tomorrow. I wonder if there are any videos for this? *finds this video. Proceeds to watch it* This shit is more interesting than anything else! THIS WILL BE MY MAJOR!

If Ephemeral Rift was write by big letters would he called EPHEMERAL SHIFT?