ASMR | WORST Reviewed Spa Facial
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Пікірлер: 5 800
“What’s your name? Really? Ok” The fact she said it twice was hilarious
@vibewithvea6830
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr! And was surprised by the name both times😭
@laura_717_
2 жыл бұрын
1:27 and 2:34 if anyone wants to see it lol
@Lolkittyz5
2 жыл бұрын
I thought I accidentally rewinded the video a bit gahahah
@tealowl
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it makes it even better hahah
@katjaisabella
2 жыл бұрын
frr hahah
“no friends and family discount, not even for you” PLEASE 😭😭 rip to mom ig
@hotwheelz8057
2 жыл бұрын
She just grabs the chancla then-
@nocontext4463
2 жыл бұрын
mom got noscoped
@dawzit
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh im slow, what does ig mean?
@mikaaateaaa
2 жыл бұрын
@@dawzit it means “i guess”
@eduardteleru9446
2 жыл бұрын
Did you say family ?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “she looked pretty so i trust her” -insecure person
@RaichuWasCancelled
Жыл бұрын
True
@bradmansachin2686
Жыл бұрын
@mae Interoverts RN
@slubber0
10 ай бұрын
real
@JS-rv3et
Ай бұрын
I wonder if she does her own work on her self or if she gets it done somewhere else
@datiko5654
Ай бұрын
Don't talk about me, please
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Finally a spa specialist that doesn’t shame me for only drinking coffee and ginger ale! I may have chemical burns but I feel so validated 🥰
@user-hr6nx9jz5p
7 ай бұрын
are you working dwarf?
⭐ "She pronounced me wrong." -Worcestershire sauce
@Norealli
2 жыл бұрын
Worshsrshshbd sauce
@myrylth
2 жыл бұрын
like warsaw mire sauce idk?
@sage.6576
2 жыл бұрын
Worst Chester shite sauce?
@idiot517
2 жыл бұрын
I forgor how to laugh💀
@Radders100
2 жыл бұрын
Wuster shur sauce
The ASMR I started watching 10 years ago: "Gentle quill calligraphy with soft-spoken reading." The ASMR I watch now: "Mean lady attacks your face with a lemon zester."
@roadblock6760
2 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of how far we've come 🥰
@frankinoligozzi
2 жыл бұрын
i've seen worse. for example, ASMR: Yoda eats chips in his room while his neapolitan parents argue in the background (im not joking it actualky exists)
@nathanielalexander5146
2 жыл бұрын
@@frankinoligozzi well I know what I’m abt to watch
@maddiebryn5386
2 жыл бұрын
@@frankinoligozzi or "Amelia Earhart does your makeup before her plane crashes ASMR" ☠️☠️
@zirinc
2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how you joined 9 years ago
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ OMG! She gave me the BEST facial treatment from all of my past 0 treatments. Made me so popular in school! People stare in awe. My doctor says that my face needs surgery, but I’m loving this look!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Got rid of all my acne and Rosacea! Very pleased with her performance and went home with only mild 3rd degree burns!
@aaroncoulter946
Жыл бұрын
Eh that’s normal
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Has apparently never heard of lactose intolerance. Other than that, I think she got my whole first layer of skin off! Very relaxing, only mild chemical burns.
@sophiescribbles8504
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the last dermatologist I went to burnt half of my face off because of the arsenic in one of the face masks, glad I went here because I’m only burnt in a few patches here and there
@shsl_lazy
2 жыл бұрын
suga no-
@lisasimpson8725
2 жыл бұрын
@@shsl_lazy suga yes 😏 LMAO WHEN AND WHY DID I WRITE THIS BAHAHAH
@vranivn
2 жыл бұрын
@@lisasimpson8725 suga yesn’t
@ijustpoopedmypants69
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO SUGAWARA
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ my skin was glowing the next morning! Not sure if it’s the treatment itself or the radiation that resulted! And all my skin burned off so my cheekbones are so defined now! They’re visible!
@chimchim1235
2 жыл бұрын
£10 says she wrote that review herself 😂
@Sam.does.hockey
2 жыл бұрын
@@chimchim1235 lol
@that1kidinclass534
2 жыл бұрын
It melted your face…
💖 timestamps because I have motivation 💖 0:00 ~ booking in / talking ~ 6:13 ~ preparations ~ 6:58 ~ starting ~ 7:50 ~ cleaning ~ 9:09 ~ brushing hair!.. (with toothbrush..?) ~ 9:20 ~ pinning hair ~ 9:44 ~ shaking bottle ~ 9:55 ~ preparing to cleanse face ~ 10:03 ~ cleansing face ~ 10:16 ~ cleansing face (without gloves) ~ 10:54 ~ pouring water / preparation for skin cleaner ~ 11:33 ~ scissors ~ 12:09 ~ gel balls on .. face.. ~ 13:07 ~ tissue! ~ 13:52 ~ sponge towel! ~ 15:15 ~ nail- face!- face filer ~ 16:52 ~ FACE- FACE GRATER..? ~ “big ole' chunk”?? 17:30 ~ “highlight the problem areas I’m seeing here” ~ 18:33 ~ isn’t this suppose to be for the teet- OWCH! ~ 19:20 ~ that was a little.. too much.. / tissue #2 ~ 20:14 ~ survival guide { where are we going with this?- } ~ 21:03 ~ glitter mask preparation ~ 21:43 ~ soy sauce seasoning- ~ 22:26 ~ war Chester sauce ~ 23:07 ~ *mYstEriOUs* liquid? ~ 23:41 ~ suGa CuBe ~ 24:28 ~ prepping your face with BUTTA ~ 25:54 ~ glitter mask time! ✨ ~ 28:04 ~ ONE acupuncture- 💀 ~ 28:50 ~ crystal 🔮 ~ 30:45 ~ “face sticks” 32:15 ~ checking your new face out! ~ 33:52 ~ stone massage! ~ |^x- this took a while!
@Xalo_
Жыл бұрын
bump
@Usethis4stufficantsendondiscor
Жыл бұрын
Thanks but, why all the unnecessary emojis + symbols, thats probably why it took so long
@deannawatson499
Жыл бұрын
tysm! very helpful
@LowIntSpecimen
Жыл бұрын
@@Usethis4stufficantsendondiscor style points
@TCcool283
Жыл бұрын
@@Usethis4stufficantsendondiscor yeah lol
I love how many personalities & people she can act as!
⭐️ Didn’t realise it was a spa, thought it was Denny’s.
@Badman10134
2 жыл бұрын
I thought is was Disney World
@bexmw
2 жыл бұрын
I this vid
@ThePolarBear
2 жыл бұрын
Man, I've been having a rough patch with every Denny's visit since COVID started. Every time I show up to a Denny's, they take 15-20 minutes to take our drink order. Not even close to full capacity there either, they just have 3 full tables
@gamingdabox8935
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@bexmw
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePolarBear yeah that’s kind of what happens in the service industry when the good employees are laid off for a year and then suddenly everything opens again and people who are desperate for a job apply at places that are desperate for workers. Plus all the customers are like caged animals just let loose on society again. It’s a lot to handle on both sides.
Why does the Staten island accent fit so well with this character
@julio2670x
2 жыл бұрын
The staten island spas always did seem shady...
@alyssaandannasaccount6509
2 жыл бұрын
The only time I've heard staten island was from pete Davidson so know when someone say that I think of him
@samanthanarvaez5809
2 жыл бұрын
*cries in native Staten islander*
@julio2670x
2 жыл бұрын
@@alyssaandannasaccount6509 impractical jokers
@alyssaandannasaccount6509
2 жыл бұрын
@@samanthanarvaez5809 sorry :'(
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ It was so relaxing! They were so nice to me and the water from the sink tasted very refreshing. Now one of my eyebrows is burnt off and the other is on my chin. Also, my face glows neon purple!!
@sweet_devil1951
Жыл бұрын
The other eyebrow is on my chin 😂
@user-nm6sr9yu6z
6 ай бұрын
Cool! Do you think I can get a blue color?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Very relaxing, almost fell asleep several times Only thing is that the lemon zester caused an allergic reaction on my skin, but other than that it was top notch!
i always love these "worst reviewed" videos, because they can really be any level of chaotic from just "this makeup artist is kinda mean" all the way to "getting your face mutilated for 37 minutes straight"
@cynicismpiee
2 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for someone to mention the word mutilation, because no word in the english dictionary could be more accurate to what's happening here.
@Sifat_Rashid
2 жыл бұрын
Americans are actually like that
@Roaryxd
2 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@IccyFreeze
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sifat_Rashid can confirm, you are correct.
@desireeking4549
2 жыл бұрын
PLS UR SO RIGHT 😆✋❤️
Gibi - “Don’t ever exercise, it’ll clog your pores.” Also Gibi - *straight up smears butter on my face*
@mariofan101
2 жыл бұрын
Gordon Freeman? Wasn't you supposed to be in the test chamber an hour ago? Why are you watching videos?
@ugandanknuckles1757
2 жыл бұрын
@@mariofan101 are u confusing Gordon with chell?
@sleepteam
2 жыл бұрын
@@ugandanknuckles1757 Nope.
@SIlentAcid69
2 жыл бұрын
AYO GORDON
@SIlentAcid69
2 жыл бұрын
@@mariofan101 gordon freeman isn’t chell ._.
6:21 THE GLASSES OMG
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Did her job very well got exactly what i payed for! -A masochist
@derpyboi2828
Жыл бұрын
“Oh hey your back what is this you 10th time this month?”
@bejeebustheshrekkiestofthe9523
Жыл бұрын
69 likes
@dolansound9297
Жыл бұрын
@@bejeebustheshrekkiestofthe9523 nice
@walterrising4276
Жыл бұрын
The pfp explains that itself
@donniesanchez8831
Жыл бұрын
@@walterrising4276 wdym by that
gibi: "what's your name?" "my name's Really" gibi: "Really? okay"
@ericconley7677
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jddrew1000
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂
@biancakelley7532
2 жыл бұрын
@@ericconley7677 ooooono
@nick.p.9328
2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@reillyramblzzz989
2 жыл бұрын
My name is reilly and everyone calls me really no joke
Gibi: "Who told you that acupuncture is supposed to be painless? It's needles going in your face why would it be painless?" She has a point though.
@streeterbuilds
2 жыл бұрын
Pun intended?
@jadedjade584
2 жыл бұрын
@Among Us Edits lmao i saw it right away
@BlazRa
2 жыл бұрын
*POINT*
@BaconBoy2486
2 жыл бұрын
I think that enemy got the *POINT*
@amberrae2903
2 жыл бұрын
Acupuncture really does hurt though 😂
"do you have any allergies?" "yeah, im deathly allergic to nuts" "never heard of that, you'll be fine."
20:45 “Boom, bam, buttered” I C O N I C
Visualizing the person after they've had this facial is making me laugh so much. Bleeding, bruised, infected, covered in glitter, butter, Worcestershire sauce....and probably physically and mentally scarred for life
@cynicismpiee
2 жыл бұрын
no amount of therapy could fix this.
@iliketictacs2906
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot "covered in severe burns"
@dravendevoe9375
2 жыл бұрын
And burned by rocks
@maritabolsakova3040
2 жыл бұрын
@@iliketictacs2906 æææææææææaæaaææææææææææ
@EricIsntSmart
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think probably plays a factor in this, in the words of Timmy turner: "No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok"
gibi: "how much sleep do you get a night?" me: none gibi: "the less sleep the better" me: hehe..yeah totally
@JustHereReal
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@narcisis4147
2 жыл бұрын
Love your pfp. Helluva Boss is a great show
@gabrielh254
2 жыл бұрын
So which is it Minecraft or Helluva Boss?
@teahmartinsaw2182
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody asked but I am currently running on an hour of sleep from three days ago, half a red bull, 2 monster energy drinks, and a blueberry mini muffin that my friend made (I'm pretty sure she drugged it).
@hoonilee1193
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking love Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ She has clean and clear skin so I trust her. Also her insults are so relaxing I fell asleep, just to wake up with super smooth eyebrows and skin feeling like molasses on a pancake. To think of it, I smell like one too. Delicious, 10/10.
This is the first video I saw of Gibi and it’s my fav. I come back to it daily. The character is my favorite and would love to see her again!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ This facial burned my eyebrows off, so i guess I got my eyebrows done for free,It also burned my cheeks and now they’re very pink and glowing!! I’m loving the new look🥰
@avaroche3984
2 жыл бұрын
Happy to be your 300th like 😂
@BlazRa
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
I love how after all these years you still seem like you love making content. It never seems forced, or rushed. You seem like you genuinely enjoy it, and to me that makes it that much more relaxing and enjoyable to watch. *Thanks for being awesome Gibi!*
@asmrkamila1491
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that while watching this too! It feels like she’s having fun! And she’s got an incredible talent for it ❤️ so grateful for u gibi
@_..-1abby1-.._
2 жыл бұрын
I could not agree more, honestly I’m glad someone said it because I could not have done so better myself ✨
@riyandreams
2 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day, it does pay well. And everyone needs to make a living.
@ryuuthefrog3775
2 жыл бұрын
@@riyandreams Yeah, it's pretty awesome that she still loves doing it at such quality. After a while some people kinda drop. She deserves all the money she gets
The way the viewer doesn't actually complain until she holds the bottles wrong is so funny to me-
Her methods may seem crazy, but my skin has never looked better. Well worth the price. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐️ “exfoliated the life out of me, literally.” - deceased, 2000-2021
@plutonianchild_4702
2 жыл бұрын
rip 🤍🥀
@SneccTheSnake
2 жыл бұрын
Can agree, confused my face with a prepared steak and cooked myself
@ak1r47
2 жыл бұрын
@@SneccTheSnake i-💀
@stfuitsjuan7119
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@robertpalmer8080
2 жыл бұрын
Best sleep of your life though, right?
It would COMPLETE my life if Gibi uploaded a video titled “Getting a facial at the BEST reviewed spa” where the girl is giving you the best facial trying the fix the mess this girl did, the whole time the viewer is telling her what this girl did and Gibi is telling them that she’s heard about this girl and how’s she’s done worse on other people and just the whole time spilling tea while giving the viewer the best facial and fixing them up
@salima1777
2 жыл бұрын
That would be awesome
@paigelangley5738
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Eccles3
2 жыл бұрын
This. @GibiASMR
@leoo_1124
2 жыл бұрын
yes 100000000000%
@picturemillie1609
2 жыл бұрын
I love this
The beginning tho 00:15 “mom that wound will heal” like if I heard that I’d leave asap💀
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I got butter on me" - a toast
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ SHE WAS REALLY NICE AND NOT MEAN AT ALL. HER CRYSTALS ARE GOOD. HER HANDS ARE NICE AND COLD. PLEASE SEND HELP
@F59PHI
2 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Stieglitz ...
@jdkendrick2309
2 жыл бұрын
I was here first victim you can't get help. I tried to call the police then I was shot in the head. She then put me in your walls.
@mashpotatolover4735
2 жыл бұрын
Her: your fine
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Acted just how I would if I met myself” - me 2021
@Potato-yf4vb
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@kai_entity7377
2 жыл бұрын
Same
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ asked for a facial and got one, i loved the unique-ness of this facial and love the fact my face is burning and peeling but am still wandering where the milk was from!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Best facial spa ever! Not the tinniest bit over priced and love the tough encouragement! May have given me a few chemical burns and maybe some minor permanent injuries but still , my now very sensitive skin feels amazing!! Loved this experience! - extremely recommended!
can we talk about HOW FUNNY THIS IS? the fact that she’s keeping a straight face for some of these jokes has me DYING.
@narcisis4147
2 жыл бұрын
She definitely doesn’t there’s gonna for sure be bloopers from this vid in her next bloopers vid
@cheflafrance6735
2 жыл бұрын
@@narcisis4147 in her defense she did say “some of these jokes” but you’re definitely right for the most part
@marie-holden
2 жыл бұрын
@@narcisis4147 you must have a 6th sense 😅
@narcisis4147
2 жыл бұрын
@@marie-holden I called it
@SmillyDonut
2 жыл бұрын
The "I tired my best to get this open so I'm still going to charge you for it" had me laughing so hard.
I don't think she's worst reviewed, I think she's most wanted
@00wolfQUEEN
2 жыл бұрын
Or both
@sammyursula
2 жыл бұрын
@A W I think they meant she’s _criminally_ wanted (like America’s Most Wanted). Then again, maybe not LOL
@karl3186
2 жыл бұрын
True {Being a bit sarcastic.okay.}
@karl3186
2 жыл бұрын
Sammy Ursula your SO right
4:30 got me dead😭
Pov: we're the people from the mobile ads.
This feels like an ipad game where you need to spend real money to get the good options, but you don’t do it so you get a bunch of snarky comments from the characters as a consequence
@pevatorex7789
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Like say you chose leave instead of stay with them. “I guess we weren't meant to be. Goodbye, traitor loser. I never wanna see you again.”
@allisha6680
2 жыл бұрын
Episode be like
@wronglayerbutok
2 жыл бұрын
@@allisha6680 This was a direct hate tweet to episode actually 😂
@allisha6680
2 жыл бұрын
@@wronglayerbutok LMFAOOO i knew it
@cynicismpiee
2 жыл бұрын
@@pevatorex7789 is this the arcana?
"do you have any allergies?" "yeah, shrimp" "I've never heard of that, you'll be fine"
@doggo9421
2 жыл бұрын
We did it boys Shrimp is no more
@Kriemmi
2 жыл бұрын
@@doggo9421 lmao
@gamerboar3255
2 жыл бұрын
I got 500th like
@near5596
2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerboar3255 okay, why?
@sheilafitzgerald478
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo, where are my fellow Celiacs at that know this struggle 😂😂😂😂
"People pae for may" Loll
You are so good at accents 😩 I LOVE the voice of this character so much. I'm obsessed
⭐️ "she wouldn't tell me where the fucking milk was from and it definitely wasn't old Bessie's" -a concerned farmer
@W33PING_SINN3R
2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment so far
@stevlacky8768
2 жыл бұрын
Guys milk it a facial
@cynicismpiee
2 жыл бұрын
@@stevlacky8768 😰
@Mimi-gj7rf
2 жыл бұрын
its cu-
@cynicismpiee
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mimi-gj7rf -stard. it's custard, ain't it? from culver's?
LMAO, the thumbnail.. i’m dead 😭💀
@jen-ms6yv
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂
@richardapetroaia
2 жыл бұрын
omg batala heyyy
@iamtheproblemhehe
2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for this comment The lip bite.
@nilla_softserve658
2 жыл бұрын
This was the comment I was looking for 😂😂
@bb-bg2rt
2 жыл бұрын
Fr lmao
Gibi please continue this series next year. It’s some of my favorites to fall asleep to lol
Ok but gibi with the goggles 👁️👄👁️
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best spa experience I've ever had. I came in with some nasty acne that no other cosmetologist could fix, and what this lady did was genius. Instead of trying to remove the acne, she just removed the face! Her advice really helped too. I stopped drinking water since my appointment, and my skin has really changed. Well... I mean I can't see it. I'm using Speech to Text at the moment... - A dehydrated, sleep deprived, faceless client.
@CxsmicRxse
2 жыл бұрын
this comment was funnier than it had to be
@KadrianKcKylie
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@theworldofroya3520
Жыл бұрын
Ha, I love this
@sethaquauis
Жыл бұрын
"HEY, Smoothskin!"
@emmahu3589
11 ай бұрын
5 stars, her hair and necklace slays!
Gibi: "My assistant didn't pick up? Oh, my god. You want somethin' done right, you gotta do it yourself." Me: $20 says her assistant is Daisy. 😀
@Flame5198
2 жыл бұрын
Gibi doesn't even have to confirm it. Here you go 💵
@jayden2413
2 жыл бұрын
S is als w was a good time to go but it wasn’t like that was the wrong way to do with this one ☝️ lol and morty is
@Buffalochickencalzone
2 жыл бұрын
@@jayden2413 exactly.
@diablofrag2177
2 жыл бұрын
@@Buffalochickencalzone Damn you understand that? What language is it?
@benmicek6829
2 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it
As the child of a skincare professional an someone whos super paranoide about their skin- I frigging love this video. Like it gives me such a level of "Oh god oh why" and yet its super relaxing.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ My skin is well-fed after she cooked a meal on my face. She was even considerate enough to butter my face so the nutrient mask wouldn’t stick! I’ll come back next time for the full leather polish treatment!
“do you have allergies?” “yeah, i’m highly allergic to kiwi-“ “eh, never heard of that, you’ll be fine”
@oreoboi8843
2 жыл бұрын
Well... I gue- EH WELL NEVER HEARD OF IT :) I know this makes no sense
@arisspyrako6889
2 жыл бұрын
Me too it sucks
@suiye315
2 жыл бұрын
Ive actually never heard of kiwi allergies
@Giovanni-hf7yr
2 жыл бұрын
consider this a warning 🥝
@barbecuedsimsbaby
2 жыл бұрын
**laughs in New Zealander**
Very broad time stamps (there are loads of mini-triggers contained within each section): 0:01 Phone call with her mom 0:53 Checking the books 2:29 Making the appointment you already made 3:52 Asking questions/giving horribly misguided info 6:05 Headlamp, pt. 1 8:59 She can’t do nothing if your hair is in your face 9:41 Cleansing (supposedly) 13:40 Exfoliating (complete skin removal) 17:28 Extracting (your will to live) 20:25 DIY face mask from heck 26:33 Look at all the punctures she has for ya (and despair) 28:37 Non-specified crystal from Amazon 30:43 User error with “face sticks” 32:08 Headlamp, pt. 2 32:35 Hot stone massage (not really, but it comes with a free musical performance) 34:45 You narrowly escape the leather polish, but still have to pay for it 35:43 She tries to force you to leave a good review (at least you finally get to leave)
@lanceelliott2504
2 жыл бұрын
Tysm!!
@florrrina
2 жыл бұрын
YOUR LITTLE NOTES ARE SENDING ME DJDJJDJDJDJD 😭😭
@Rachel-xg7hs
2 жыл бұрын
@@florrrina 😉
@ultra_fern_forest
2 жыл бұрын
osifisjfiri pls these r so funny 👁👁
@Rachel-xg7hs
2 жыл бұрын
@@ultra_fern_forest 😚
actually laughed out loud at the second “what’s your name? really? okay” like damn is my name really that embarrassing 😭
This is honestly one my favorite videos of hers I really thought other people would like this.
“Do you have any allergies?” Me: “No.” “I’ve never heard of that, you’ll be fine.” Me: *Visible Confusion*
@codymartin6193
2 жыл бұрын
Me: “mildly allergic to wasp and bee stings” “I’ve never heard of that.” Me: “really?” “You’ll be fine.” Me: “I would certainly hope so.”
@waffles2450
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone that goes is allergic to sanity obvi lol so not having any allergies is confusing for her lol
@SolidShepard
2 жыл бұрын
me: just seasonal her: never heard of that me: (stares in motherfkerly) you've never heard of seasonal allergies?
@ochakouraraka8578
2 жыл бұрын
@@codymartin6193 Imagine getting a facial and then hearing “RELEASE THE BEES”
@foxonds
2 жыл бұрын
I've got skin allergy lmao
i love how all of the “worst reviewed asmr” is in a new york accent
@guywiththerussianhat
2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck did we do
@cdme4595
2 жыл бұрын
@@guywiththerussianhat hahahah😂
@17nji
2 жыл бұрын
@@guywiththerussianhat heyyyy no bad words 😤
@chat33th
2 жыл бұрын
name one good thing that ever came out of new york
@kaidakkslakqhsjskslmsjhwwg3733
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao NY Worst
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Other than having my skin replaced with glitter, butter, and Worcestershire sauce and having a major infection, the service was great! Help.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ It’s a whole experience. I can’t explain it besides funny, thought out, and surprisingly a bit violent. I only took a star off cause it was too relaxing. 9/10 would recommend to those who want a layer of their face removed and want to feel like they are food being prepared to cook.
⭐ "I no longer have a forehead somehow" -A confused customer missing their forehead
@proco_loco
2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the actual funny comments I've seen in a while
@jacexplosions
2 жыл бұрын
FNAF
@spider.jasper
2 жыл бұрын
wof?
@overcaffeinated.coffee2703
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacexplosions oh god that took me a second to get oh no that’s terrible but it’s amazing
@graveyardbanana8091
2 жыл бұрын
@@proco_loco congratulations! you have the humor of a 4th grader.
“What’s your name?… Really? Okay” *few minutes later* “Alright, I’ll go ahead and put down your name myself. What’s your name?… Really? Okay” 😭😂😂
@Doink_
2 жыл бұрын
Even if that was a mistake it fit perfectly
@zelkraps5398
2 жыл бұрын
@@Doink_ pretty sure it wasn't a mistake, it is the "worst reviewed spa"
@ariaa5214
2 жыл бұрын
im your 1k like
@superslothstudios2231
2 жыл бұрын
I think that was on purpose lol, it just added to the whole aura XD
I really needed this, thank you. Im having a very rough night and this helped me take my mind out of the headspace i was in
okay but how do you get these characters spot on?! Your commentary is something that I would never find in any other youtuber!
As a 21 year old who regularly gets mistaken for a teenager, the "we can't let anyone under the age of 12 in here" joke felt like a target. I am weeeeak!! 😂
@JeddieMPB
2 жыл бұрын
i’m the same age and the nurse at my doctors office asked me if i was about to start high school???
@vellway2148
2 жыл бұрын
Ahaha! Same age, was walking past my old school today and got scolded for skipping classes by some teacher…
@blue3374
2 жыл бұрын
As a 21 year old myself, I hope y’all realize that most 21 year olds still look more or less like your mid to late teenage selves *at least* 💀 like pls lmao y’all shouldn’t be drastically aging overnight 😭
@biancamo10
2 жыл бұрын
@@blue3374 Yeah true!! I'm trying to grow up too fast I guess lol!!
@HNblaz
2 жыл бұрын
sAME I AM 21 AND I STILL GET ID CHECKED WHEN I BUY MY CIGARETTES
The “mkay”s got me tingling like craxy
"Somebody needs a lotta help. A LOTTA help." I know Gibi, I know.
@mr.trashbin307
2 жыл бұрын
How to Uno Reverse without a Uno Reverse
@dancearoundtheworld5360
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.trashbin307 ainsley
@togahimiko8156
2 жыл бұрын
I need ALOT of help ... My bestie does too. 😃
@EzrCarnage
2 жыл бұрын
We not gonna talk about how she sounds like goomar or goomah
Timestamps - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:50 - walking in 2:00 - calling the assistant 4:15 - answering questions 6:06 - looking at your face 6:55 - face touching 7:48 - prepping your face 9:09 - "brushing" your hair 10:02 - cleansing 12:08 - putting balls on your face 13:05 - wiping your face 13:58 - expholiating 15:14 - filing your face 16:51 - grating your face 18:32 - "professional" extractions 25:15 - priming your face 25:53 - applying some sort of face, mask 28:00 - kind of accupuncturing 28:55 - crystallising you 30:57 - face sticks 33:51 - hot stone massage Goodnight - Bred
@user-gc1tg2hn9y
2 жыл бұрын
why does my comment keep getting deleted
@soggyk7607
2 жыл бұрын
thank you bred
@Hdthebest25
2 жыл бұрын
Putting balls on your face, a little sus
@ThePolarBear
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hdthebest25 well it is a facial so
@dantefernandez3362
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePolarBear what website am i on again
Gibi: *putting acid on my skin* Me: I feel a little burn. Gibi: your fine!
The thumbnail is self-explanatory , I love it 😩🤌
⭐️ “Still not sure why people pay for her services.” - Her Mom
@xenia2359
2 жыл бұрын
your pfp😍
⭐ She rubbed me all over someone's face - the lemon zester
@KaiKailuv
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kai_entity7377
2 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@kitkat7805
2 жыл бұрын
Trust me pal we didn't like it when you were rubbed on our face either
gibi: do ya have any allergies: me: uh, bees? gibi: gibi: neva heard of that. me: *concerned* y-you've never heard of bees?!
Believe it or not this is probably in my top five best ASMR videos. I kinda liked all of it but the milk part
“Don’t ever exercise” Me who lies around all day already: don’t worry I gotchu fam 👍
@SagetheIdiotArtist
2 жыл бұрын
s a m e lmao
@WeepingRoses
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@bb-bg2rt
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t we all lmfao
@bluequeenuwu260
2 жыл бұрын
same
@adelemartin8100
2 жыл бұрын
Hi thanks so much for this. Best laugh I've had for ages. Good work
The fact that this gives me tingles despite being FULLY unhinged is truly a testament to your skill lolol
This has quickly become my favorite video. I love it 😊🐺. Thank you so much. I just went to a spa for the first time, and this video reminds me of that wonderful experience every time.
plot twist:she’s the witch from hansel and gretel and she’s preparing us for dinner
@velvetcake8179
2 жыл бұрын
Wt flip
@beatrixvincentia6021
2 жыл бұрын
Wow this comment-
@narcisis4147
2 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense now
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I can’t feel my face when I’m with you”
@joonisoffline17
2 жыл бұрын
“But i love it”
@dahliathomson6562
2 жыл бұрын
“But I love it” x2
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the thumbnail 👏 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 stars cause she exfoliated my entire face even my eyes nose and mouth.
Why does she not have an acting career already she can portray anyone
@WolverineIncognito
2 жыл бұрын
This channel IS her acting career!
@raivancumblaster1392
2 жыл бұрын
Go watch Ephemeral Rift, he is a True master of ASMR acting
@AKAWalker
2 жыл бұрын
Send her to Dhar Mann!
@divinezetsubou7967
2 жыл бұрын
@@raivancumblaster1392 he is the goat of asmr acting
Gibi: They need….A LOT of help. Me: Didn’t realize these were a tailored experience 🥲
@flicxyt1176
2 жыл бұрын
Hi
@runawayfaeIX
2 жыл бұрын
It's so realistic 🙃
@Willover8000
2 жыл бұрын
666 likes
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ she told her mom not to come in
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I did lose my face but it was good in the moment
Just her accent and the “Hello.” After she hung up with her mom is just. . . Five stars already! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@thereienteredaname3977
Жыл бұрын
thats six stars
@katelikessnails
Жыл бұрын
@@thereienteredaname3977 where
@thereienteredaname3977
Жыл бұрын
@@katelikessnails BAHAHAH i dont even remeber writing that mustve been late tbh mb mate
@penisman221
Жыл бұрын
@@thereienteredaname3977 no that's not six are you blind
@thereienteredaname3977
Жыл бұрын
@@penisman221 did you see my other reply
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: She made me feel validated. - me, a 25 year-old insomniac, "couch potato" and sugar lover.
@JoshuaHenelyThornhill
2 жыл бұрын
your comment made me feel seen
@justgeorge375
2 жыл бұрын
Noice
@00wolfQUEEN
2 жыл бұрын
I ate ice cream while i watched this
@emmilia2952
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this comment is so cute
@jof6619
2 жыл бұрын
Now KZread is validating me, wow. Thank you for making me feel less alone in not having adulting figured out, people!
I-if you could make another one of these bad boys that would be fantabulous I watch these more than any other of your videos on average, (you Hange videos are my second favourite and then the repeating ones) ugh I love all of them so much actually
more more more!! these are the BEST u could totally do a “worst reviewed optometrist”
@irunies
11 ай бұрын
or like nurse/wedding planner/hairdresser
Gibi making the mask was me making “potions” in the shower when I was little with the different shampoos and such 😂
@Kat-Bat
2 жыл бұрын
I swear everyone did this as a kid! Haha, I remember doing this all the time. I’d mix shampoo, soaps, conditioners, mouth wash, tooth paste lol anything I could find in the bathroom that was slightly liquid! We all were wizards/witches 🤣🤣😂😂💖💖
@ryuuthefrog3775
2 жыл бұрын
I went around the house making potions with syrup, handsoap, shampoo-- basically ANY liquid I could get my hands on
@palakmaniar8771
2 жыл бұрын
I remember trying to make frozen cookies from grated coloured chalks which I used to steal from school (trying to make rainbow cookies). I wonder how my mom put up with me putting all the chalk paste in the freezer😅
@fuyu9371
2 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO DO THAT LMAO
@norbitical745
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kat-Bat I kind of did this, I mixed them so I wouldn't have to put on shampoo and then conditioner. Mix em and it's fasta
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I would give more if there was more, I love the aggressiveness 😏”
@amosp9411
2 жыл бұрын
😀
@llamaboxx
2 жыл бұрын
Yes officer, this post right here
@habibh42069
2 жыл бұрын
Masochism, I see.
@mashpotatolover4735
2 жыл бұрын
👮📸 officer right here
@CxsmicRxse
2 жыл бұрын
mom. come pick me up... I'm scared
only 26 seconds in as I'm writing this as it hits 0:28 & I burst out laughing & I immediately kno i need more of this character you play it so well
I can listen to THAT accent all DAY! I swear to god
⭐️⭐️ Just some mild chemical burns- and the woman has never heard of being allergic to gluten nor would she tell me where the milk came from but overall nice experience.
Gibi: *”You allergic to anything?”* Me: “Yea, gluten and lacto-“ Gibi: *”Never heard of that, you’ll be fine.”* Me: *”oh okay”*
@grrrbarkwoof
2 жыл бұрын
kokichi 😼
@mocking_jay1372
2 жыл бұрын
Gibi: *Instantly puts milk cleanser on you*
@frankgrandi2512
2 жыл бұрын
@@grrrbarkwoof my fav
@erikapavedtheway
2 жыл бұрын
@@mocking_jay1372 do you know what lactose intolerance is…
That voice she uses is amazing! U have amazing acting it made me fall asleep 💤 ❤❤ And I love the expression ❤❤