YOU'RE CANCELLING MY SHOW RIGHT AT THE PEAK OF ITS GREATNESS AND TELLING ME IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!

@erubin100

3 жыл бұрын

That one hit a little too close to home...

@ZenGaijin

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah.....too soon

@ComicWriter-ml3qt

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t really work BUT I SHARE THIS ANGER THAT YOU ARE ACREAMING

@aekambeerbains3966

3 жыл бұрын

YOUR TAKING AWAY MY FAVORITE SHOW AND TELLING ME TOYS DIDN’T SELL WELL ENOUGH!

@alecaquino4306

3 жыл бұрын

@@aekambeerbains3966 Ah, but this happened with Young Justice as well and it eventually returned... like 10 years later... :(

YOU'RE STABBING ME IN THE BACK AND CALLING IT ACUPUNCTURE

@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE CUTTING OFF MY TOES AND CALLING IT A PEDICURE

@ianfinrir8724

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE SHOVING MY HEAD IN A TOILET AND SAYING YOU'RE WASHING MY HAIR!

@20thcentury94

2 жыл бұрын

"You're pissing in my ear and tell me it's raining..."

@cunningsmile4166

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE GIVING ME A BOOTLEG COPY AND SAYING ITS LEGAL!

@Chirpysemperboy

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE PUNCHING MY TEETH OUT AND CALLING IT DENTISTRY.

YOU’RE RIPPING MY NAILS OFF AND TELLING ME I’M GETTING A MANICURE!!!

@erubin100

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE WATERBOARDING ME AND CALLING IT A SPA DAY!

@jashpippins8228

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE STABBING ME IN THE BACK AND TELLING ME IT'S A PAT

@hattsbygaming2861

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE CUTTING OFF MY EAR AND TELLING ME MY MUSIC'S TOO LOUD!

@cunningsmile4166

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE LIGHTING ME ON FIRE AND SAYING I GOT A SUNBURN

The entire conversation sounds like people arguing about dungeons and dragons

@CaptainLumpyDog

4 жыл бұрын

Mortarion That’s indeed pretty much what it is. A bunch of man-children with dangerous weapons.

@NeverLookBackOnce

4 жыл бұрын

More like an argument between Imperial Fists and Iron Warriors.

@azraelgorge9203

4 жыл бұрын

Both are accurate

@shotgunjustice9605

4 жыл бұрын

@@NeverLookBackOnce FORTIFY!

@NeverLookBackOnce

4 жыл бұрын

@@shotgunjustice9605 Seige

“AAARRRGGGGHHH!!! YOU’RE KICKING ME IN THE BALLS AND TELLING ME MY UNDIES ARE TOO TIGHT!!!” LMAO

@michaelwautraets7126

5 жыл бұрын

"You're throwing up on my hair and telling me its shampoo!"

@Kspice9000

5 жыл бұрын

"YOUR SHOVING YOUR HAND UP MY ASS AND TELLING ME YOU'RE JIM HENSEN!"

@jacobhernandez6583

4 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE PISSING ON MY LEG AND TELLING ME IT'S RAINING

@cunningsmile4166

4 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE POKING IN THE EYE AND SAYING I LOOKED AT THE SUN!

@jss2141

Жыл бұрын

You’re shoving your hand up my ass and telling me you’re Jim Henson!

The best, dumbest, most realistic part of this scene is how both sides are making completely sound and rational points yet NEITHER side is saying "Good point, but also" and are all just going "No, because see." Typical politics XD

YOU'RE SHOOTING ME IN THE GROIN WITH A PARALYSIS DART AND TELLING ME IT'S VIAGRA!

@sempermilites87

4 жыл бұрын

You're f*****g me up the ass and telling me it's a prostate exam!

@ImpendingRiot83

3 жыл бұрын

YOU’RE SHOVIN’ THE BARREL OF A SHOTGUN INTO MY MOUTH AND TELLIN’ ME IT’S A TWINKIE!

@Benthino

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE SHITTING IN MY HANDS AND TELLING ME IT'S CAKE!

@johntaco861

3 жыл бұрын

YOU’RE PISSING IN MY EYES AND TELLING ME IT’S A EYE EXAM!

@dvulpis29

3 жыл бұрын

I got the dart monkey on me back!

The Guild is right in that a level 5 arching requires only one agent. They're also right in that in the example it was OSI's guy who escalated a lv5 encounter to lv8, which sadly works as a point in OSI's favor: the level system is a classification system to rank villains on an arbitrary scale, but that villain (or their arch) could conceivably escalate the arching if they can get their hands on higher level weaponry. Because of that human element threatening escalation, it is sadly necessary to send out 2 agents instead: 2 agents can handle the villain escalating, and (ideally) keep each other in check so neither of them escalates the arching. That said there should also be a measure in place if the opposite happens and a villain either isn't or no longer is worthy of their current classification. If a level 5 turns out to only be a level 1 for whatever reason, there should be a kind of mercy rule in play that allows the villain a dignified retreat (ie: without getting Samson'd or assaulted by the agents). Call it a mercy rule. I don't know why I'm so invested that I felt the need to type all this out.

@kamikaze4172

3 жыл бұрын

Because you like looking for solutions to an argument

@alphaghoul

2 жыл бұрын

I barely followed this but you helped.

@R2121

2 жыл бұрын

Part of the issue is also perceived threat as well. If a protagonist, like Doctor Doom or Doctor Dewgong, have TWO OSI agents on their side because they've been given an Aggression Level 5 antagonist like, say, a down on his luck Monarch, the antagonist might see the agents as a purposeful increase of aggression and try to respond accordingly, making the situation worse. One agent alone is enough for a level 5. Two agents should be a level 8. Once you get to Red Death levels of Aggression you're gonna need a truck load of agents to handle him. Keep in mind, too, EMA is also a measure of capability, not just past showings.

@nonya1366

2 жыл бұрын

Well- Two OSI agents. One Guild Agent who's sole purpose is to keep evaluating the threat level. Their sole purpose for being there is ~~To keep an eye on OSI and feel good about it~~ To get the villain *Out* if shit hits the fan. Losing valued members doesn't make the guild happy afterall- They want the ability to beat the shit out of a rampaging villain, give the Villain an out.

@Lowkeylie

2 жыл бұрын

You’re invested because they did a damned good job of world building this series. This whole system is bureaucratic, frustratingly complicated and full of adults in power bickering like children, and… The thing is it kinda makes sense. It regulates them and keeps them in check so that they waste time exhausting themselves on each other and playing by the rules while still allowing them to live out their hate boner fantasies, instead of being a bunch of nuts running loose with superpowers and death rays.

The real moral of this show is that bureaucracy simultaneously is necessary and also sucks hard.

@cunningsmile4166

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah......

@SwiftCreationStudio

4 жыл бұрын

The theme of the entire show is failure. If you're not seeing that here you must be watching something else

@Javetts

4 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftCreationStudio The show runners said it hasn't been about failure since season 4 because everyone regurgitated it like a prayer without seeing there were other prominent themes as well, namely identity and choosing to do something out of passion without regard for anything else.

@gabrielidusogie9189

3 жыл бұрын

Velox or maybe it’s open to interpretation. For me the show has been a systematic satirization\parody of not just the comic book genre but the entire culture surrounding it.

@Xannyphantom905

3 жыл бұрын

bureaucracy isn't needed at all in the venture bros universe, the guild shouldn't have any rights. it makes 0 sense the OSI even entertains these wack bags

YOU'RE SHITTING ON MY BIRTHDAY CAKE AND TELLING ME ITS CHOCOLATE FROSTING!

@xtzyshuadog

4 жыл бұрын

that's pure *Hunter S. Thompson or rather his alter ego Raoul Duke,* even though he never actually said this beautiful quote

@benjaminkasson2587

4 жыл бұрын

This is so perfectly crafted I can actually hear it in his voice.

@cunningsmile4166

4 жыл бұрын

YOU POKED ME IN THE EYES AND TELLING ME I STARED INTO THE SUN!

@erubin100

4 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE EATING HALF MY DINNER AND TELLING ME IT'S TAPPAS!

@erubin100

4 жыл бұрын

@Broly The Sarcastic Savage Shouldn't those be reversed? ;)

Now you're pissing on my leg and telling me it's raining! Col. Gathers is a philosopher

@Slicer89

5 жыл бұрын

The fact he's based off Hunter S. Thompson just makes everything he says pure gold

@Slicer89

5 жыл бұрын

A kick-ass rebel journalist from the 60s 0r 70s. Not many people know about him but there are two movies based off him - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and The Rum Diary

@titanuranus3095

5 жыл бұрын

And also Where the Buffalo Roam with Bill Murray.

@Spartan-zv6hd

5 жыл бұрын

It's General Gathers now.

@bailinton4171

5 жыл бұрын

thats General Hunter Gathers

Gentleman you can’t fight here this is the war room

That Jim Henson line is pure gold.

@E100Omega123

3 жыл бұрын

Shoreleave was jealous Hunter was throwing out all the good zingers

@Abdega

3 жыл бұрын

@@E100Omega123 Hunter: I taught him well…

@fallenangelofoz8726

3 жыл бұрын

That's one of my favorite lines in the whole show.

“YOU’RE SHOVING YOUR HAND UP MY ASS AND TELLING ME YOU’RE JIM HENSON!! WE WANT TWO AGENTS!!” Ha! 🤣😂🤣

@rasheedqe

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a like from a gay porno

YOU'RE FARTING ON MY FACE AND TELLING ME IT'S PERFUME!

@sweatysocks8214

4 жыл бұрын

YOURE SHITING ON MY BIRTHDAY CAKE AND SAYING ITS CHOCOLATE FROSTING.

@cunningsmile4166

Жыл бұрын

YOU'RE PUTTING CAT FOOT ON THE HOUR DURV PLATE AND CALLING IT CARVER

I like how the Guild treats level 5s like weenies. Good thing Monarch wasn’t there.

@pathora44

5 жыл бұрын

He is a level 6 by this point good sir. Dr. Z gave him one of his own personal stash of Handy Dandy facial grooming jelly as a gift.

@CaptainLumpyDog

5 жыл бұрын

pathora44 And a tank of gentle cuttlefish!

@fyka2902

5 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainLumpyDog Dammit! I wanted those cuttlefish!

@benjaminkasson2587

4 жыл бұрын

I mean this is why he was so pissed about being demoted to level 5, Monarch is so much above that.

@Gunplabro

4 жыл бұрын

@@fyka2902 give... Me the.. cuttle... Fish ...

YOU'RE MAKING ME WATCH GIGI AND TELLING ME IT'S CITIZEN KANE!

@erubin100

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE MAKING ME WATCH CITIZEN KANE AND TELLING ME IT'S GIGI!

@cunningsmile4166

Жыл бұрын

YOU'RE MAKING ME EAT AVACODOS AND TELLING ITS FRUIT

Phantom Limb reminding his arch enemy that he's bigger by one inch is such a hilarious callback!

@ianrastoski3346

2 жыл бұрын

Uh, this is ep 705 and that "callback" is from 708...

@phoenix-qr3ln

Жыл бұрын

@@ianrastoski3346 oh well, then I guess its foreshadowing

@MadGameBoy

Жыл бұрын

@@phoenix-qr3ln it hadnt happened yet When he says "one" he means "one agent" not "one inch"

YOU'RE GIVING ME DYSENTERY AND TELLING ME I"M EATING TOO MUCH FIBER!!!!!

"YOUR PISSING IN MY CEREAL AND TELLING ME IT'S MILK!!!!!!"

@andrewthorn7283

5 жыл бұрын

You're* Good effort though.

@d.l.technic5

5 жыл бұрын

AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! YOU'RE SHOVING A PIPE UP MY ASS AND TELLING ME, IT'S A SUPPOSITORY!!! 😠!!! 😆!!!

@twilightjester5672

5 жыл бұрын

YOUR YAKING IN MY TROUSERS AND TALLING ME IT'S A FREASH NEW PAIR OF UNDERWEAR!!!!

@cunningsmile4166

5 жыл бұрын

"YOU'RE STABBING IN THE BACK AND TELLING ME I GOT A SUNBURN!"

@51638000

5 жыл бұрын

YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG AND TELLING ME IT'S A CRAMP!

Lol god I love Gathers and his gritty sass. Gotta love Shoreleave throwing one in there too.

Notice that in general (Dr. Cuttlefish aside) its always the protagonist that escalates? Action Man capping Turnbuckle, Jonas Jr. and the Deathray and pretty much everything Brock has ever done. It really shines a light on the conceit that violence perpetrated by a "good guy" gets accepted and glorified and that generally, the Guild just has less stable psychoses than their opposite numbers. Of course the other way to look at that is that generally, the arching selection is performed by the villains; there's no evidence that protagonists can "opt out" of having a nemesis. The villains at least chose to engage in their lifestyle and are actively perpetrating criminal behavior (however incompetently.) Although I wish to clarify, that no crime should legally qualify a punishment as gleefully gruesome as "death by Sampson." (Still better than an encounter with Wiley Pete from Empowered, but, lets not pretend cathartic violence is justice.)

@spandanganguli6903

4 жыл бұрын

If that's your point, then Death by Red Death is just as terrifying in a different way.

@kamikaze4172

3 жыл бұрын

@@spandanganguli6903 Because he makes it terrifying because he gets off on it but he's also done this a long time, he's from a different era of villainy

@kamikaze4172

3 жыл бұрын

In Action Man's defense, the guy came up, no real plan in play, and started making demands. They didn't have time for Turnbuckle's bullshit. Usually, the "good guys" have to operate a different way entirely, staying somewhat within the rules so they can make the villain look far worse, tossing out certain restrictions. It's also politics, which gets ridiculous at times

@silverdays2909

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit death by Willy is the worse way to die I would rather be killed by Samson

@LordTyph

Жыл бұрын

That's not punishment, that's the natural order.

It simeltaneously sounds like politicians debating over a national issue and children arguing if Superman could beat Goku (also: "is there a difference?")

@SMAXZO

3 жыл бұрын

Well, the two dorks arguing about fictional characters fighting wouldn't screw over a country?

@sethleoric2598

3 жыл бұрын

@@SMAXZO i was just gonna leave it at Goku, but i knew someone was gonna say "uuuh is there a difference?" as a joke, you're pretty right though

@whathell6t

3 жыл бұрын

@@sethleoric2598 Actually! The better argument is Spectre vs Pegasus Seiya; not Superman vs Son Goku. Especially Pegasus Seiya, Son Goku is no match for him even with Mastered Ultra Instinct.

@ronaldofinkmullen6430

2 жыл бұрын

@@sethleoric2598 I mean the creators of superman themselves had to create the OP no kill monster for superman which is why OPM is the perfect parody of him. Literally nobody but him or an equivalent (who pushes him to his absolute limits) can beat him In fact: it takes LITERAL GODS to kill that hack of a superhero because everyone loves him which also explains Return Of Superman

@alexisgrunden1556

Жыл бұрын

Not really. The biggest difference is that adults have more ways to throw a bigger tantrum when they get pissy~

YOU'RE STABBING MY GUT AND TELLING ME ITS ACUPUNCTURE!

YOU'RE POURING ACID IN MY EYES AND TELLING ME THEY'RE EYEDROPS!

@peytonparkhill8384

4 жыл бұрын

Rohto eyedrops

@erubin100

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE DE-FANGING A COBRA AND CALLING IT A BELT!

@rev0lve638

3 жыл бұрын

@@peytonparkhill8384 We found our stoner

@peytonparkhill8384

3 жыл бұрын

@@rev0lve638 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@cunningsmile4166

2 жыл бұрын

YOU BREAKING A TOILET AND CALLING IT A BIDET!

i love that shore leave talks with his hand after making his remark

@CaptainLumpyDog

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Tengdin He's so fabulously awesome. Also his puppet's pretty cool, too.

I could spend a full hour listening to Hunter Gathers listing off different fucked up comparisons

You are feeding me crap and calling it a brownie!

YOU'RE SETTING FIRE TO MY LIVING ROOM AND CALLING IT A SPACE HEATER!

The Monarch had 21 when he was still a level 4. 21 is on par with an OSI agent, therefore 1 agent should be the minimum for a level 4. Since a level 5 is more dangerous than a level 4, the OSI should be able to assign more than one agent to a level 5 arching. Also, the EMA level seems less about how dangerous an antagonist is and more about how popular they are with the Guild, given you can gain rank just by mentoring a level 1.

@douglasbabb1725

Жыл бұрын

It could be both - if it has to do with how dangerous you are, St. Cloud could give a lecture on arching to the entire GOCI and not bump up by one, whereas with the monarch it could have to do with presentation - one of the things Dr. Z docked points on during inspection was his eyebrows weren't waxed, so he still has some internal politicking to do before they decide to give him that level of responsibility. Although in regards to 21, it does raise the question of if someone can have a base level of danger, just because of how ruthless they are. Brock Sampson is never going to be a level one because of how much ass he kicks, and even with no gear/backup and minimal preparation, Dr. Victor Von Helping is still a five. Honestly, if there's anything in this show I want more detail on, it's EMA. Considering 10 is small army and 1 wouldn't qualify for a scooby-doo villain, in my mind it raises the question of how much damage a level five could do. While Red Mantle seems to downplay it, what he seems to describe in all likelihood wouldn't break a two or a three. Long story short, at what EMA do villains start being dangerous?

The best parts of this episode is Col. Gathers and Rusty's speech about fairness.

I love listening to these types of discussions. It's as if they're Marvel vs. DC Comics writers and editors debating on whose merits are worth placing on the radar and who should be passed around. It's even better since Jackson Publick was a comic writer for the Tick.

@bowenorcutt78

4 жыл бұрын

Tick, huh? That makes WAY too much sense...

@SuperWolsey

3 жыл бұрын

@@bowenorcutt78 It all make sense now

@ianfinrir8724

Жыл бұрын

​@@SuperWolsey Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

@jeffdavis2648

Жыл бұрын

​@@ianfinrir8724underrated comment

YOU'RE PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE AND TELLING ME IT'S A KISS!

YOU'RE SHOWIN' ME COPPOLA'S DRACULA WHILE SAYING THAT IT STARS CHRISTOPHER LEE!

@cunningsmile4166

Жыл бұрын

YOUR TELLING ME YOH FOUND PENNYWISE BUT IT RONALD MCDONALD

YOU’RE BREAKING MY SPINE AND SAYING IT’S PHYSICAL THERAPY!!

@jss2141

Жыл бұрын

YOU’RE JAMMING YOUR THUMBS IN MY EYES AND STAYING IT’S A SLEEP MASK!

Yeah I’m stealing all of these analogies

“You’re shoving your hand up my ass and telling me you’re Jim Henson!!” 😂😂

You're slapping me in the face and telling me it was the wind!

@cunningsmile4166

3 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY FINGERS AND TELLING ME I SLAMMED MY HAND IN THE DOOR$

YOU’RE POURING ACID DOWN MY THROAT AND TELLING ME ITS GATORADE!

YOU'RE THROWING ME IN A SHARKTANK AND TELLING ME THEY'RE GOLDFISH!

You're breaking my fingers and telling me I'm getting a manicure

TOU'RE SCALPING MY HEAD AND TELLING ME I'M GETTING A HAIRCUT!

YOU’RE PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE AND TELLING ME THAT I GOT A BLOODY NOSE!

@SonofTiamat

4 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE WHIPPING ME ON THE BACK AND TELLING ME IT'S A MASSAGE!

YOU"RE BREAKING MY BACK AND CALLING IT A MASSAGE!!

YOU'RE DUMPING ME IN A VAT OF ACID AND CALLING IT A SPA DAY!

YOU’RE SHITTING IN A BOWL AND CALLING IT CHOCOLATE ICECREAM!!!

Saw Dark crystal age of resistance recently and now get the Jim Henson joke lmao

YOU’RE SHITTING IN MY BED AND TELLING ME THEY’RE BROWNIES!!!

YOU'RE DIPPING ME IN A TUB OF SHIT AND CALLING IT A MUD BATH!

One agent and a trainee. Problem solved... Although I don't know why the GCI would want to stop the OSI from wasting as many agents as they like. Every one busy With Mister Cold and his snowcone maker is one less agent available if Red Death gets murdery at the same time!

@Cptbravo221

5 жыл бұрын

That means mister cold dies and frees up two agents besides red death is a top rank arch he already has a a lot of top agents on him alone

@0hvist

4 жыл бұрын

Considering that the Guilds' leadership under The Sovereign ended with half of the Council of 13 either dead or defecting, the death of The Investors, the death of Monstroso (thereby making Mammoth Corp. a defunct and non-viabpe business partner for making additional revenue), the Guild of Calamitous Intent is in a very fragile spot as a center for Organized Villainy. Regardless of the OSI opinion on the GCI, the Guild at least follows a code of conduct that organizations like the Peril Partnership and S.P.H.I.N.X. is lacking in, the only reason why most villains went with the Guild was due to its vast size and scope compared to the other organizations, along with the numerous benefits that it can offer them. Also, in-retrospect the Guild is the safest bet that the OSI has that can realistically prevent a WWIII scenario betwen Villains and Mad Scientists against Heroes and Super Scientists. At a time the Scientific community was united underneath one banner until a section of it broke away and declared war against the other half, the former becoming the Guild of Calamitous Intent in later years. It was only a matter of time until Super Scientists contracted the help of Heroes that they hired or created, resulting in the GCI creating or inducting Villains to help protect themselves andit all escalated from there to what it is today.

@Gunplabro

4 жыл бұрын

Red Death is a top tier asset. He is used sparingly. The level 5s are the real workhorses pulling in most of the loot. Think about it. He's needed at base. The agents of OSI are much better squishing the fat middle than worrying about the guys at the top or bottom. That is where the bulk of the guild's resources are. If you bottle neck that then the whole guild suffers. That is why they are against it.

@jonathanredacted3245

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gunplabro technically he's not even used at all now.

@spandanganguli6903

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanredacted3245 He crushed up he arching letter. He might be looking for a workaround.

"YOU'RE GIVING ME OLIVE OIL AND TELLING ME IT'S WINE!"

YOURE SPITTING IN MY FACE AND TELLING ME ITS RAINING.

Rusty, just say councilors

The best part of this episode was when shoreleave beat up phantom limb.

@ignisking759

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was great because of how ridiculous it was and that Jonas Venture Sr. came up with it, the guy was probably messing with them and I bet Rusty re visioned the treaty to his own benefit.

@yseson_

5 жыл бұрын

Shoreleave is as deadly as Brock

@rasheedqe

5 жыл бұрын

I guess limb found that out the hard way.

YOU'RE SHITTING ON MY PLATE, AND TELLIN' ME IT'S GOURMET TRUFFLES!

The rankings mean nothing when persons of some rank can gain access to equipment and weaponry that is scheduled above their ranking for poor to arbitrary reasons. Saint Cloud and the Lightning Rifle come to mind. Two agents. Be glad that it isn't three.

@Grz349

3 жыл бұрын

St Cloud got the gun in question to cause an intervention, the guild already has preventative measures.

@CJusticeHappen21

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grz349 An intervention to accomplish what? Institute a romantic reconnection? That's a waste of resources.

@erubin100

3 жыл бұрын

@@CJusticeHappen21 With the sovereign and the investors gone, these guys have a little too much time on their hands.

@CJusticeHappen21

3 жыл бұрын

​@@erubin100 Agreed. Who is holding the Council to account aside from the OSI?

How many of those sayings does Gathers have?

@SonofTiamat

4 жыл бұрын

You're sticking a wet finger in my ear and telling me it's a q-tip!

@aredub1847

4 жыл бұрын

all of them

@darlalathan6143

4 жыл бұрын

I know! What is he, Southern??

@ianfinrir8724

3 жыл бұрын

He's writing a book

@epsilon7466Mk2

2 жыл бұрын

Not enough.

That Jim Henson line gets me every time

Ahhh you're doing one thing and telling me its another thing. Nailed it.

YOU’RE SQUIRTING KETCHUP ON MY WALL AND TELLING ME IT’S PAINT!

YOUR PISSING IN MY MOUTH AND TELLING ME ITS LEMONADE

Amd i the only one who like when this super agents and super villains discuss bureacracy like normal people in a normal business situation? Its looks strange and awesome at the same time hahaha

YOU'RE TWISTING MY FOOT BACKWARDS AND CALLING IT A MASSAGE!

Shoreleave has, by far the best line/comeback of them all. He's Master of Sass, no question.

This episode is my favorite i love how its just one big ass debate on what both sides can do

It’s odd when the guild sounds reasonable

@Wilsontheterrible

5 жыл бұрын

The guild seems extremely bureaucratic, like a Rotary Club or some kind of hobbyists organization. Insane hobbyists, sure, but they like their rules and structure. OSI is basically a rogue government agency stocked with psychopaths.

It feels like they are arguing over perspectives in a comic. The show makes it a point to say the heroes are not all good people (Jonas venture was a super scientists but often bullied his son as well as other people) and villains are not all bad people (red death may have a body count of super soldiers but he’s a loving family man and willing to make sure he meets a compromise with his wife) So yea the subtext of arguing perspective on a comic is there

I think Shoreleave actually wants what he described to happen to him.

I love this episode, keep coming back to it. Especially this scene, just like other the world building of this series was amazing.

I've only seen clips of this show, and I already love Hunter's Huntersisms.

And yet Velma is a thing.

@jss2141

Жыл бұрын

YOU HYPE UP A SHOW AND GIVE US A LOAD OF CRAP!

YOUR LIGHTING A BAG OF DOG SHIT ON MY FRONT DOOR AND CALLING IT A WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBOR FRUIT BASKET.

You're blowing your cigarette into my face and calling it fog!

You're pissing on my eggs and tells me it's hollandaise sauce!

"YOU'RE EXPOSING ME TO RADIATION AND CALLING IT A HAIRCUT!!"

@jss2141

Жыл бұрын

YOU’RE BITING MY FACE AND CALLING IT A SMOOCH!

YOU'RE SHITTING IN MY MOUTH AND CALLING IT CHOCOLATE!

YOU'RE SMASHING MY FOOT AND SAYING ITS ASLEEP

@bgill6623

3 жыл бұрын

YOURE THROWING ME IN A LIKE TIED TO BRICKS AND CALLING IT SCOOBA DIVING

@cunningsmile4166

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE TYING ME TO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR AND CALLING IT A MASSAGE

To be fair for a level 5. 1 agent is too much.

YOU'RE GIVING ME DELIVERY AND TELLING ME IT'S DIGIORNO!

@SgtSkelebone

3 жыл бұрын

I read through 20 of these and this one made me laugh way too hard

YOURE BREAKING MY LEGS AND TELLING ME ITS YOGA

0:29 a compromise would be two agents can go, but the one agent is a support role while the other fights.

@crazyluigi6664

4 жыл бұрын

Who's the agent that fights, though?

@Jaxvidstar

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazyluigi6664 the one who has the advantage against the current guild threat.

@crazyluigi6664

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jaxvidstar Then what does the other one do? Just relay info back?

@Jaxvidstar

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazyluigi6664 sadly to maintain that treaty, yes. But if the assignment goes wrong, provide and escape.

@crazyluigi6664

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jaxvidstar Ah! Okay! Just want to make sure I know what's up there.

A 'subtle' allegory for arguments on the internet, perhaps?

YOU’RE FARTING IN MY FACE AND CALLING IT THE SANTA ANA WINDS!

- S N O W - C O N E - M A K E R - O N - H I G H -

I love the quotes from this scene alone

I'm with the OSI on this point. A Level 5 Arching is, on paper, barely a blip on the radar, but they have the *potential* to go horribly horribly wrong, and that's why a minimum of two agents need to be on-site in the event it does exactly that.

@spandanganguli6903

4 жыл бұрын

The comprise with agents from both was a good one.

@archangeltyrael3369

4 жыл бұрын

Well you've got to remember that arches are not guild agents and that level 5 is something even the guild themselves consider barely competent while OSI field agents are largely trained super soldiers that could probably crush a level 5 in their sleep so having even one agent assigned to oversee a level 5 could be considered overkill and having more would give the OSI complete control of the situation which the guild simply can't allow since the consider themselves equal or even better than the OSI

@Neogears1312

2 жыл бұрын

@@archangeltyrael3369 your average osi member isn’t a Brock. It’s the corporeal at the table. A dude. With like. Basic intelligence training. Much like the CIA the I does not stand for “Incredibly-competent-warrior”. They just happen to have some top tiers who can go toe to toe with the guilds best. They aren’t the norm by any means.

@bleesev2

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE SETTING ME ON FIRE AND TELLING ME IT'S JUST SUMMER the level 5 arch ONLY got bad because the OSI didn't oversee THEIR protagonist who got access to level EIGHT weaponry. The OSI not being able to properly manage their own agents is not a guild problem, one agent is enough, plus better OSI oversight.

YOU'RE SETTING ME ON FIRE AND TELLING ME YOU'RE LIGHTING A CIGAR!

This is gold!

Love This!

To be fair, 1 is more than enough.

YOU'RE SHOOTING ME IN THE FOOT AND TELLING ME IT'S A FLEA

I loved this episode ❤️

@wesleylee3837

5 жыл бұрын

Which episode is this?

@edgyelectrokinetic6761

2 жыл бұрын

@@wesleylee3837 I know I'm late, but it's Season 7, episode 5; The Inamorata Consequence

YOU'RE STABBING ME WITH SEVERAL KNIVES AND SAYING ITS ACUPUNCTURE!

YOUR PUNCHING ME IN THE STOMACH AND TELLING ME I GOT A TUMMY ACHE

Pretty accurate collective bargaining

Need to catch up with the Venture Bros.

You're dipping me in acid and saying it's eczema

I think the best part of the world if the Venture bros is that it’s easy to pick up shit and realize it logically make sense. Like Monarchs a level 5, and he gets that for being a deranged psycho and having 21. An agent of Brock’s Caliber is MORE than enough for that. Shit even Shore Leave is enough for that.

YOURE SHITTING ON MY SHOULDER AND SAYING IT WAS A BIRD

I agree with the guild on this one.