280 prisoners dropped off in the middle of nowhere Spiff you created Australia, again

spiff: makes a "prison" the government: seems legit

@mudkipmatt3793

5 жыл бұрын

you mean, Spiff: I'm making a "prison"

@cryptorcrypt1142

5 жыл бұрын

@@mudkipmatt3793 it's a prison for sentient trees

@cryptorcrypt1142

5 жыл бұрын

because they are sentenced..... get it? sentenced trees sentient trees

@andymitchell2146

5 жыл бұрын

Bugger me sideways what do you mean I need guards and walls! The gardener's never leave. THEY are the prisoners.

@DKMperor

5 жыл бұрын

well bugger me sideways with a teabag that is quite alot of "workers"

Warden Spiff: what no.. it's definitely a prison. Tax official: but what are all those tea trees for then? Warden Spiff: look here, I have a prisoner and a Guard, it's definitely a prison. Business Tax evaded.

@jamiehughes5573

Жыл бұрын

Definitely not slavery

@xLionsxxSmithyx

Жыл бұрын

I like that people are still enjoying this 2 years later.

@TaikaJamppa

Жыл бұрын

@@xLionsxxSmithyx Spiff’s content is eternal. I enjoy his ETS2 adventures long after the exploits were patched… but Prison Architect is the best, right after Rimworld, when it comes to his content. Skyrim, then again… Skyrim is in its own class.

@Maniacman2030

Жыл бұрын

@@jamiehughes5573 How is that avoided? Prisoners get paid for their labor. It's pocket change, but it's still technically paid work.

They’re not exploits, they’re features. It just works.

@efancording6363

5 жыл бұрын

16 Times the detail

@G59forlife.

5 жыл бұрын

True words from a legendary failure

@acidosis1985

5 жыл бұрын

Now with "surprise mechanics"

@EdenAtYourService

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly Mr. Howard

@loganwalker8537

4 жыл бұрын

Doing that with wild growth is stupidly op lol

Government: you can't run a prison Spiff: I want to make money Government: my mistake, please go ahead

@OryxTheMadGod3

5 жыл бұрын

capitalism in a nutshell

@minimanzero2262

5 жыл бұрын

publictransportationbelgium seeing your account name do you have 3 accounts (for those who don't know: belgium a fairly small country has 3 different transportation networks)

@XeranDereth

5 жыл бұрын

MinimanZero2 it’s so they can run in case their neutrality is violated again.

@PTB_BE

5 жыл бұрын

@@minimanzero2262 A man of culture I see

@greenyx1373

5 жыл бұрын

Litteraly the US private prison system lol

“Can you call colonies prisons?” Laughs in Australian

@felixgrenier6353

5 жыл бұрын

Same from Canada

@AfferbeckBeats

5 жыл бұрын

And American. They only started sending prisoners to Australia because America did the whole independence thing.

@unusedaccountdonotreply690

5 жыл бұрын

Dammit America. Why do you ruin everything?

@toasterofdoom9629

5 жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats Georgia specifically.

@banzobotic

5 жыл бұрын

Yes (bugger me sideways with a tea bag)

*And now we go to the tree's union leader, as he begins his press conference* "I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees."

@maxischew514

5 жыл бұрын

*Speaks in Vietnamese.*

Bugger me sideways with a teabag, that’s a mighty fine prison you got there partner

@beanos5240

4 жыл бұрын

There’s a boot in my snake

"What did they make their money from?" *COLONIZATION INTENSIFIES*

@OryxTheMadGod3

5 жыл бұрын

@christakisf Christakisf *Californication

@Andy-rs1zj

5 жыл бұрын

@@OryxTheMadGod3 clarification

@TheCat_3

5 жыл бұрын

@christakisf Christakisf colonization*

@Conbom3

5 жыл бұрын

RULE BRITANNIA INTENSIFIES

@jackalottadigawff7560

5 жыл бұрын

SLAVERYYYYYYYY WOOOOHOOOO

I love how you have 200K subscribers, yet still use stock photography with all the watermarks left on. That is genius comedy right there. I hope Dreamstime is paying you for this

@ivanzhu909

5 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit Boi just making maximum money but buying more tea instead of useless photos of not tea.

@sarkath5643

5 жыл бұрын

That's how mafia works

@Nufflewuck

5 жыл бұрын

(Whilst ignorant...) Article 13!! All images, references, memes must be either paid for via license of copyright material!

@Zagizone

5 жыл бұрын

Ironically all those stock photos are about twat with money by the way 😂

@bumbig8255

5 жыл бұрын

450k now

Bugger me sideways with a teabag is my new favorite phrase

@-blank-1176

2 жыл бұрын

⭐️

@Roketsune

Жыл бұрын

I hate that phrase.

@GreatCenteralGlory

Жыл бұрын

@@Roketsune it is the best phrase.

"Can you call colonies prisons" *AUSTRALIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, THE US HAS LEFT THE CHAT*

@BladerunnerJake

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Clarks oof I’m a criminal...with a kangaroo

@andreallewellyn3534

3 жыл бұрын

As a Welsh- American, I freaking love this. 💜

@mk_gamíng0609

3 жыл бұрын

America was used as a Prison colony before Australia was,

@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597

3 жыл бұрын

*British has kicked out of the chat*

@charlierobson1129

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, all of our cities are just huge scale prisons

Spiff: Makes a tea "prison" Government: Well bugger me sideways with a tea bag

@carcharoclesmegalodon6904

4 жыл бұрын

@@EdenAtYourService Well technically they weren't teabags, they were dense blocks of compressed tea leaves. Which is probably even worse.

Bugger me sideways with a tea bag

@Kay_213_

5 жыл бұрын

Is that what kids call it these days?

@METALFREAK03

5 жыл бұрын

@@Fahleen ALL votes count in a democracy...trust me!

$50 tea *dumps tea into the ocean*

@lvl30dragon

5 жыл бұрын

DARN AMERICANS wait I AM A AMERICAN 0-0

@Twisted_Code

4 жыл бұрын

$10 for the tea + 500% in taxes.

@TehKazlehoff

4 жыл бұрын

Ocean - "Bugger me sideways, with a Teabag."

@antaresmc4407

4 жыл бұрын

He broke the game some time ago, because he itself confirmed that he drinks more than 700 cups of tea a day.

@prussiansoldier9518

4 жыл бұрын

The csa is Coming to AMERICA

It’s like watching a CEO’s slow decent into insanity...I love it!

@Piat47

3 жыл бұрын

m8 try let’s game it out

@Piat47

3 жыл бұрын

Try let’s game it out

@el_goku9987

3 жыл бұрын

Slow decent? Judging by other vids he was always a tea drinking maniac

Damn we never thought you brits could turn or american prison system against us. Darn.

@coolhandalex1

5 жыл бұрын

Damn yankees

@gingerfool

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha!

@JorgetePanete

5 жыл бұрын

our*

@cocoabuttervaseline

5 жыл бұрын

@Gaydolf Stalin They have to be politically correct and sound hip with the kids at the same time.

@tormark1173

5 жыл бұрын

Is this the real FBI OMG I LOVE THEM

You're growing cups of tea on trees? Well bugger me sideways with a teabag, how is that biology?

@varthalgamekiin4931

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Of course! Which came first, the tea bag or the cup of tea? Who cares!? It's tea! Drink the tea!

@xxnoregretzxxzzz4389

5 жыл бұрын

Tea is just seasoned water lol

@varthalgamekiin4931

5 жыл бұрын

@@xxnoregretzxxzzz4389 KEEP CALM and BURN THE HERETIC

@xxnoregretzxxzzz4389

5 жыл бұрын

@@varthalgamekiin4931 oh no, oh fuck

@doesitreallymatter3239

5 жыл бұрын

Varthal Gamekiin oh good ol’ classic Britain burning heretics reminds me of the good old days and plague

Spiff: "We're bringing the British Empire back baby..." Me: *grabs Brown Bess musket, redcoat and tricorn hat with glee* Spiff: "...For one day and one day only" Me: *sad Imperial noises*

@ramenbomberdeluxe4958

4 жыл бұрын

Look on the bright side, at least you dont get to oppress and slaughter millions of people. You just get to oppress and slaughter people who are a detriment to society and are evil rotten bastards that even Australia didnt want ;)

@vr0c131

4 жыл бұрын

Laud Imperial 54D 3MP1R3 N0153

@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787

2 жыл бұрын

I do love the design of a tricorn hat

@Maniacman2030

Жыл бұрын

Red Coats? Welp, it's 1776 all over again! Glee!

"I'm off to work" "Oh, when are you back?" *looks at schedule* "Uh, never"

Wow, now I actually want to get sent to the Gulag edit: *WE* want to get sent to *OUR* Gulag

@Kay_213_

5 жыл бұрын

jaksienazwac omg aaaaand you ruined the chance of a chain of memes

@mr.smortguy0-o132

5 жыл бұрын

jaksienazwac omg why...just why? This was a perfectly good wholesome thread and you RUINED it

@Kaiimei

5 жыл бұрын

Well why not, for every 4 cups of tea we harvest from the tea trees, we get a cup of tea for free! What's not to love?

@philipweber9545

5 жыл бұрын

You're either here to make money or play gulag simulator.

@JorgetePanete

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit What's missing in G_lag? That's right, we! GWELAG

Make a tea plantation where the "prisoners" work, cause those don't have to be paid as much. See if you can make one that works.

@AfferbeckBeats

5 жыл бұрын

Unless there's a mod, you still need workers to harvest the trees for the prisoners to make stuff out of.

@TheMaghorn

5 жыл бұрын

There is a mod that allows prisoners to be assigned to forestry. It's called Forestry Labor

@TaikaJamppa

10 ай бұрын

@@TheMaghornThat’s… base game nowdays! 😂

$50 for a cup of tea? You won't be happy when you look in the Boston harbor tommorow.

@Juneberryknight

5 жыл бұрын

HERITIC

@TheEsam98

5 жыл бұрын

What a hero! 🇺🇲🦅

@spynyi

5 жыл бұрын

Better start draining the harbor.

@TaoScribble

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly the solution is to bottle and then drink the harbor.

@jonathanlynch8089

5 жыл бұрын

@@TaoScribble masterful plan. The queen now claims all oceans By royal decree all tea must be put in the ocean All oceans are tea

You need to upgrade your pc just to run tea plantation simulator

"I don't actually want to make and run a prison, I just want to make some money" - Oskar Schindler

‘Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag’ - effin’ brilliant.

@asdfghjk-l

Жыл бұрын

⭐

>Wants to expand >Will need bigger fences to stop unionizing >Keeps going left >Buys left

Bugger me sideways with a teabag, Spiff was uncharacteristically generous to the tea harvesters in this.

@asdfghjk-l

Жыл бұрын

⭐

@bladehero2.0

Жыл бұрын

⭐

@The-Distrubutor

Жыл бұрын

-⭐heheheh

* non subscriber * no one can make truly british videos and be popular * spiff * hold my tea * after watching a spiff video * Bugger me sideways with a tea bag!

When I herd the term "Offshore Tax Haven", in regards to Tea and Taxing, as an American viewer all I can think of is the Boston Harbor.

That's actually a very nice prison. You get to smell the tea trees all day.

Honestly, I'm just imagining the person who received an order for 200+ tree stumps to be delivered to a prison.

2 ideas for the next video: Get a small amount of min sec prisoners for each "prison" (considerably 20,) have the prisoners share the same dorm, and force them to work in processing the tea/logs in a workshop. As bad as it sounds, your staff need rest, and you'll need to throw down some staff rooms far away from each other and give them the minimum requirements of the sofa and -drinks- tea machine Now, you might be wondering "Why would I do that? Why would I let them stop working?" Your workers would be like "I'm tired, I'm going to go into that staff room so I can rest." and see the -drinks- tea machine, and will be urged to *pay* for tea instead of being allowed to help themselves to inevitably get fired if they steal, because who wouldn't drink tea on a couch instead of just sitting on a couch?

"Can you say that colonies are prisons?" One word: Australia.

Game starts to slow down due to over 300 workers.. Spiff: Lets expand here. That will be good... 😂😂

Spiff: "Bugger me sideways with a teabag" FPS player: *rotates 90 degrees while mashing crouch*

Thespiffingbrit uploaded a prison architect video? Well bugger me sideways with a tea bag!

@thesurvivor6430

5 жыл бұрын

Ah THOSE games... I could spend an entire day playing one

@njvikesfan0162

5 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit have me a gold star? Well bigger me sideways with a tea bag!

@Ginger-hu2of

5 жыл бұрын

@@njvikesfan0162 Apologies sir but the Buggering can only be applied Diagonally at the moment unless you want to wait 4-7 working days or I can bugger you sideways now with a fish fork

@midwesternpolymath

5 жыл бұрын

Oy! U got a liscense for that bruv?

@Ginger-hu2of

5 жыл бұрын

@@midwesternpolymath Of course I have a license I am the 2nd Viscount lord Gingerfield of the Ministry of Buggery Commander of number 1 Buggering Division

God dammit I accidentally left my window open... Bugger me sideways with a tea bag.

My high school photographery teacher is your one single prisoner, go figure

Somewhere out there, someone noticed a rise in demand for tree stumps and started a business catering to that demand. Basically, Spiff actually created a brand new industry and then killed it off, all in the course of one video.

Spiff: [makes a tea farm instead of a prision] The Government: Bugger me sideways with a tea bag, what have you done?!?!

Alternative title: British man makes penal colony to farm tea

@OpreRoma

3 жыл бұрын

Aka the history of the Europeans abroad

"Trees are alive, oh my God!" - Spiff, 2019

@kenjitempest8122

4 жыл бұрын

American soldier’s reaction during the Vietnam war, colorized(/colourised).

new idea: Do a spliffing tea factory but replace the expensive tea staff with prisoner labour. Not only will you gain more money but you're spending less!

Spiff: we are selling tea for 50$ each... Spiff 5 minutes later Spiff: you should be on your 4th cup of tea now!

Eeum spiff, next time when you order a lot of stuff you can’t use (by accident or not), just make a huge indoor storage, store the useless stuff and then use the button ‘clear indoor area’ and all of the useless items will be dumped...

Sells quote on quote "prison" where 287 of the worst most evil people just randomly were shipped to a forestry and let go to commit more crimes and all spiff does is say "bugger me sideways with a tea bag" 🤣🤣🤣 dear lord

Bugger me sideways with a coffee bag

At 1:50 The british Empire apparently joinked Portugal, who knew?

@minimanzero2262

5 жыл бұрын

He used an image from someone's vitoria 2 game using the hpm mod

@Bengtssonsan

5 жыл бұрын

Was quite a bit more wrong about that map than just Portugal :P

@elsasslotharingen7507

5 жыл бұрын

All the Spanish colonies, a fuckton of Africa, various asian nations...

@exantiuse497

5 жыл бұрын

@@elsasslotharingen7507 But not the USA for some reason, even though the 13 colonies were British at one point

F in the chat For spiff He spent time manually dumping stumps -spiff 2019

"We need a little bit more of everything" -Spiff, excluding prisoners from the equation by default.

spif, it is not dancing, it is morse code saying: "I LOVE TEA" even when it has been ordered to be chopped down

@infinite6163

4 жыл бұрын

.. /.-.. --- ...- . / - . .-

Brilliant, just brilliant.

@trent5807

5 жыл бұрын

British. Just British

Spiff you can actually make tea in rimworld. It is made out of psychoid.

@thundersoul6795

5 жыл бұрын

Alternatively, there's the actual Coffee and Tea mod.

@green7449

5 жыл бұрын

Spectago tea...

I am giving this a thumbs up not because you asked, but simply your tea is still less expensive than starbucks

@dr.pepper9893

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing is as expensive as Starbucks

"But in this direction we gonna have... you know the nice traditional plantation." This is gold served on a silver platter right next to a lovely cup of tea.

**At job interview** Interviewer: are you familiar with the act of planting and harvesting tea? Worker: *NANI*

@gregoriysharapov1936

5 жыл бұрын

Change worker to Spiff

"so why is he going to that tree prison?" "because he tried to bugger me sideways with a teabag"

Well bugger me sideways with a teabag, this video almost had me rolling on the floor with laughter! Thanks, Spiff, for making my evening truly enjoyable!

Came for the braking of games, stayed for the incredible humor.

I saw spiff was making a video on tea in prison architect and I thought "bugger me sideways with a teabag", I am gonna drink a lot more tea

"Bugger me sideways with a tea bag" Brilliant

"Bugger me sideways with a teabag" That has to be the most British thing anyone has ever said. lol

Spiff: I just imported over 250 prisoners to a woodland British Goverment: Bugger me sideways with a tea bag! Spiff: It has an accountant on site British Government: Oh alright. Spiff: And my new _prison_ forces labour. British Goverment: Bugger me sideways with a tea bag! Spiff: No no, mind me, they get paid 1 cup of tea.

@wardedthorn6523

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, carry on then

You should try software inc, using only servers

@ThSadomasohista

5 жыл бұрын

But it's not like you can rent the servers to other companies, right?

This is like working as developer in a video game studio. #CrunchTime

I've only recently become acquainted with this fantastic channel, and I must say the content you produce is thoroughly enjoyable! My tea consumption has risen quite high, and upon looking at a recent bank statement a most singular thought struck me: "Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag"

Well, bugger me sideways with a teabag, I ran out of tea!

Spiff casually hiring rice farmers to harvest his TEA 25/7 EDIT: This is my most liked comment on youtube. Thank you, you wonderful teasippers!

@luminator911

5 жыл бұрын

PS Bugger me sideways with a teabag

@ethanbrandt8617

5 жыл бұрын

Wow they're working an entire extra hour then a day everyday? Man where did they learn time travel at this prison? or maybe it's time bubble technology the speeds up everything inside so 24 hours becomes 25 hours.

@luminator911

5 жыл бұрын

@@ethanbrandt8617 Welcome to the BRITISH EMPIRE

@tonikotinurmi9012

5 жыл бұрын

@@ethanbrandt8617 They go across a timezone to add to workday obviously. Typical British empire stuff.

@FiksIIanzO

5 жыл бұрын

@@ethanbrandt8617 Here's a British lifehack. There's always time for tea, BUT you don't have to only drink tea during tea time. Make some time for tea, and work during that time (as long as you're drinking tea). 25 hours isn't just the limit, it's not even impressive.

It’s satisfying when I’m actually drinking tea during your videos. All this positive reenforcement just for sipping my delicious caffeinated leaf water.

That lone prisoner: Why does everything smell like tea?

End of the video: "We'll take it to the extreme if we can get 10,000 likes." *Video has 9.9k likes.* "Welp, I'm always a fan of horrifying examples of breaking games. WE NEED TO GO FURTHER!" *likes*

*sees Portugal highlighted as part of the British Empire* since when do allies count as subjects?

22:44 You can literally hear the moment Spiff's sanity starts slipping XDD

Good Ser, I have begun a recent admiration for your work. I should like to see the infinite expansion of your plantation. Cheers from America!!

Mmm prison architect no tea architect

Now make a Rimworld version of a tea plantation.

I shall now use the phrase “bugger me sideways with a teabag” more often, for it is amazing

“The trees are alive!” Haha, these vids are awesome.

6:42 Enfused? *EN* -fused? Do you mean, by any chance, *IN* -fused? I just hope that the ingredients for the tea don't have too much bad spelling. Me: **looking up recipies for tea** Bugger me sideways with a tea bag, tea grows on TREES now?!?!

@Ihileath

5 жыл бұрын

Danny Gamer Boi no no he obviously means *Enthused*

@ThatOneGoatGuy

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ihileath how about *priudsefused*?

@li_ka2

5 жыл бұрын

Wait... recipies... I might be missing a joke, but bugger me sideways with a teabag, aren't you just calling the kettle black?

@ThatOneGoatGuy

5 жыл бұрын

@@li_ka2 only if the spoon is yellow...

@ThatOneGoatGuy

5 жыл бұрын

@@li_ka2 (joke is that tea doesn't have a recipie, they are just made)

The prisoner had the least awful life of all the people in the tea planation

when your colonies dump your tea into the harbor *Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag*

bugger me sideways with a teabag, these prisoners- I mean workers produce the best tea!

22:48 when the trees start speaking human rights

but you know these are british prisons right...right

@mackozbogdanca727

5 жыл бұрын

Australia is a prision

@1970DAH

5 жыл бұрын

Well, bugger me sideways with a teabag, @@mackozbogdanca727. I do believe you are correct, sir.

@pepp418

5 жыл бұрын

No they're american since you can get an electric chair in them. The company that made this is British though.

@METALFREAK03

5 жыл бұрын

@@pepp418 They are not any country type.

@pepp418

5 жыл бұрын

@@METALFREAK03 Everything is in Dollars u twit

So glad I found you, one of the other channels I watch mentioned what you do but forgot you channels name.

I love the comedic sociopathy of your videos.

Bugger me sideways with a tea bag, that man's drinking Coffee, he must be French!

Wait snapple is technically tea as well... well 32oz of tea won't kill me

LOL all i could think of was yorkshire tea when u zoomed in on the harvesters, HAHAHAHA

280 prisoners dropped off in the middle of nowhere Spiff you created Australia, again and your respons is bugger me side ways with a tea bag

Me: “ you’re insane!“ Spiff: “ sure I am! What’s your point?“

My two most favourite things! Tea and *forced labour*

"Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag, this was a good video!

1:51 What on God's green Earth is that map?!?!?! Since when did Portugal, Spanish South America, French West Africa, Madagascar, Kazakhstan, and the Philipines ever belong in the British Empire?? Spiffing!!! The Queen is very unhappy at your pretention and arrogance!! This is absolutely ungentlemanly!! Off to Australia you go!

@henfinzim

5 жыл бұрын

Portugal was so dependent on the British Empire at that point that it might as well be part of England.

@kep186

5 жыл бұрын

@@henfinzimBut what about the rest?

@dragonwell6038

5 жыл бұрын

@@kep186 every British Imperialists wet dream

@Vollification

5 жыл бұрын

That is the "real" empire, the one you read about in school is just modesty from the brits. "Well, pshaa, it wasn't that big."

@METALFREAK03

5 жыл бұрын

That was a protectorate+territories we owned and explored map. Also Zanzibar (what you called Madacasgar) and the Phillipines was ours. We traded the Phillipines to, I think, the Dutch for HK. And Zanzibar we traded firstly half to the French (for a peace agreement) then all of it after it became troublesome.

3:40 I'm from Israel and I honestly laughed so hard lol

@gregoriysharapov1936

5 жыл бұрын

Good on you, you got some humor. But you do know what actually happened right?

We laughed so much! Thanks for this one.

I don't think I've laughed that hard in a good year or more, good lord. The tree stump bit. We've just got trucks and trucks full of tree stumps. Fucking hell.

"I just want to expand further, don't ask why. Why are you asking why? Are you... *Unionizing?"*