"Italy, that tank has no supplies. What are you doing?" Surprisingly accurate.

@elizabethlestrad5282

3 жыл бұрын

Germany captured Hitlers capability for strategy quite accurately as well.

"Carpet bomb them" "Carpet bomb where, exactly? Their capital? Their front line?" "The entire country."

@lamfan3591

4 жыл бұрын

“Carpet bomb Germany” “Carpet bomb where?” “...Yes”

@josephwaul6137

4 жыл бұрын

@@lamfan3591 r/inclusivelyor

@gamebox3193

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephwaul6137 ł

@AlliedX

3 жыл бұрын

HANS. GET ZE STUKA.

@propheinx2250

2 жыл бұрын

Carpet bomb their forests and rivers!

Spif: "France just learned how to put metal beams together" Eiffel Tower: "Am I a joke to you?"

@littlewolf34219

4 жыл бұрын

Those are baguettes and cheese

@lamfan3591

4 жыл бұрын

littlewolf 34219 With dried escargot

@joachimhupe4018

3 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, it is common knowlege, that the eifel tower was originaly made of Baguettes, but was latet convirted to a metal build tower.

@vaerenbergh

3 жыл бұрын

@@joachimhupe4018 that is correct, no matter how crunchy there baguettes are, with enough rain they get soggy and need replacement, by5years of the tower standing the bakers in paris couldn't handle it and went on strike, then after the strike they but metal in the tower

@CarpathianWasteGroup

Жыл бұрын

burnt croissants.

1) Enter Syria 2) Use virtual particles to spontaneously generate 1.8 million bombers and anti-bombers

As one of the 4 Danish subscribers, I will answer your threat with throwing my tea in the nearest harbor.

@atear2616

5 жыл бұрын

Join us on the dark side!

@ChaosToRule

5 жыл бұрын

I did better, I converted my English wife to coffee.

@TruthNerds

5 жыл бұрын

every single bag = 1 broken English heart

@MrEddie4679

5 жыл бұрын

sure that is threat to brittish men? turning the sea into one giant tea cup sounds like a reward to me

@dwarfy8036

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrEddie4679 gosh dang it it was all a trap! They wanted us to throw the tea in the harbor all along! Now we must resort to asking Elongated Musket to send all the teabags (and loose tea leaves) to the sun for proper destruction .

"never in the field of human conflict was so much owned by so many to so many planes" 100 stat man 1945

Are we going to overlook the fact that Spiffing just took Rome using no more than four horsemen armed with binoculars? Suck it Hannibal!

*trades 1 car for more recourses than are on the planet* This is historically accurate

Man the BF-109!

@sircause9491

5 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit I am seriusly Drinking tea brit

@PitchBlackLaser

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I would have really liked the specifications of the version of the game and the settings for this session you are playing

German soldiers: *Build entrenchments.* French infantry: "Get the air-force."

"COLONIES ARENT YOUR FRIENDS ~we the brits learned that the hard way" when i finally got the joke

@Tucher97

5 жыл бұрын

when the brits try taxing the fuck out of hte colonies when the colonies are barely scraping by colonies in the new world:FUCK YOU BRIT Britian:oh shit.................... trade colonies in africa Zulus(just to be clear they were invading from the congo):AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA British soldiers:well this is bad ok to be clear various european countries didnt really hink about colonizing portions of africa until way later after the colonization of the new world, but of course when the brittish was thinking about colonizing again, the southern states of hte americas traded with african tribes that got slaves from other supposedly "weaker" tribes, because abducting peopel from an industrialized nation when your's is based on an economy is almost nothing but agriculture then that would become problematic

@dog9325

5 жыл бұрын

Tucher97 the taxes on the colonies were barley more than in Britain sometimes it was less

@Tucher97

5 жыл бұрын

@@dog9325 early early colonies yes but when the colonies became bigger and went from small villages to large towns then britain then started taxing the fuck out of them, the tax on printed material was obnoxous then britian decided to put a smaller tax on other stuff and plus a notable tax on tea which tea then was a big deal, of course no one liked that, it may not seem like a big deal now but back then it was a serious thing, now of course the American cities became independant and do their own thing but of course taxes are used for like paved roads (muddy dirt roads were made over time but are not great when it came to rainfall) plus paying soldiers, I will tell you the musket got quite a bit of action

@Tucher97

5 жыл бұрын

@@dog9325 also there were other taxes but imagine having to pay like lets say 2 pences (for where you are most likely gonna have around a total of 5 pences a day) and you print paper daily, I can tell you having to pay 2 pences everyday and every time you want to print anything is a pain in the ass or paying 2 pences on anything that is made of paper like playing guards which everyone uses

@cpawel

5 жыл бұрын

Pence*, no s. Sorry, it was bothering me.

"Colonies are not your friends! We found that out the hard way!" *Americas loudly in the background*

In this episode: Spiff causes the Syrian Civil War

@yoavmend1909

5 жыл бұрын

its 2:30 am i shouldn't be laughing this hard

The world: *builds planes* Soviets: Hmmm that tank looks aerodynamical

Thank you for not nuking Denmark. Best regards ~1/4 of your Danish subscribers

Me, as an American: *sweating* Did you say “oil?”

@ObaidFaisal

3 жыл бұрын

No he did not your free to go

@ObaidFaisal

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEarthSausage no there isn’t oil it finished :)

@Canada_Goose

3 жыл бұрын

Oil. Quack.

@ObaidFaisal

3 жыл бұрын

@@Canada_Goose no no no

@andrewthompson4148

2 жыл бұрын

OIL! HEY THATS OURS

6:35 it's not bad IA, it's just historicly accurate

18:38 “You are literally just 4 horses with a pair of binoculars”. This made me laugh far harder than it should have

"Colonies aren't your friends. We learned that the hard way." Are you saying we're not friends? :( - sincerely, a Canadian.

@Oblithian

4 жыл бұрын

We are more friends with the other colonies than we are with the motherland.

@aeromoto1443

4 жыл бұрын

I think that comment is more in reference to colonies like the USA XD USA USA USA

@freedomtalesans4481

4 жыл бұрын

I sincerely love England.

@gastonlinares5593

4 жыл бұрын

* Sad Canadian Noises * 😂😂

@leelambert1559

3 жыл бұрын

We support you Canada. -America

i love the boston tea party reference in regards to his love for tea.

@jj48

Жыл бұрын

The Brits always make such a big deal about America's preference for iced tea.

Using an old version of the game to exploit it? HMMMMMMM

@IKFtheGoat

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmmmm

@user-vs9lu7zl2e

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@downfallofderuntergang

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@myrmidononyx7284

3 жыл бұрын

@@downfallofderuntergang does it work?

@nopeyt3387

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Battle of Britain intensifies

@Boss_Sauce

5 жыл бұрын

Kill the tee

Can't wait for "Minecraft Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Wood Only Challenge"

@quarreneverett4767

5 жыл бұрын

Got woods

@suwinkhamchaiwong8382

4 жыл бұрын

OH WAIT

@user-kn5ol8ck8s

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft is literally the gayest game ever made..

@taureon_

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-kn5ol8ck8s you are gayer than minecraft

Spiff: We have to bomb Yugoslavia Me: Goes into basement again while switching all the lights off

Don’t worry we’re just protecting our allies not looking for oil .> just protecting

Is it a bird? Is it Superman? No, it's just the french...OH GOD THE FRENCH!

@NEOMNIMON

5 жыл бұрын

"Why is the sky getting so dark it's midday?" "THE FRENCH ARE COMING!!!"

@atear2616

5 жыл бұрын

Man standing next to the man that shouted: Why should we be afraid? They have lost every war so far! *Gets bombed*

@mcblaggart8565

5 жыл бұрын

Beware; The Flying Frogs! Their cheesy stench shall drown the land. . .

@madaz952

5 жыл бұрын

@@mcblaggart8565 Well bombing cheese might take a lot of planes but it's efficient in the end

8:39 "strategically bomb the hell out of them" *"strategically"*

‘You might have hit the like button by now, who knows?’ *Checks like button* *Realizes I've gotten to a point where I automatically like all of his videos without even noticing*

@eightballheffner2055

2 жыл бұрын

I know I'm 3 years late but I did the EXACT same thing when I read this I was like "wait." Checked and sure enough there was a like XD

Here before Justin Y.

@nobodyever703

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit lies lies lies he was 3 minutes late

@greencat3513

5 жыл бұрын

Wait... That's illegal

@samuelgerman9523

5 жыл бұрын

He’s literally everywhere

@cyberavenger8668

5 жыл бұрын

Barely

@ericmyrs

5 жыл бұрын

Where even is Justin?

After that germany will look like it was really after WW2. i love how reallist you are and that you truely show what happend thanks.

ohh, Integer oveflow. well that's just an oversight

War. War never changes. unless Spiff breaks the boundaries of reality and CHANGES war in the most epic way.

@computethis1533

8 ай бұрын

Wdym? Napoleon was spawning 2.4million horses and heavy artillery back in the napoleonic era.

As a French, watching your channel is an everyday challenge, i'm literally fighting my DNA here. (Jk, love you, I still prefer Coffee over Tea)

@kaliorexi4807

5 жыл бұрын

Je sais, moi aussi j´ai mal mdr

@userPrehistoricman

5 жыл бұрын

ONE FRENCH

@someinsignificantguy4433

5 жыл бұрын

Coffee, I love coffee, i think ill start a Blitzkrieg tomorrow to get COFFEE

@supernova582

5 жыл бұрын

Try being a American he calls us uncivilized tea wasters when we only throw the tea in the harbor to make a point lol

@worldcolonyinitiativ

5 жыл бұрын

@@supernova582 To be fair, most of us were drunk and cosplaying when we did that.

Game: Exists Spiffing: “Perfectly Balanced” Also Spiffing: Exploits the game

@crogameri

5 жыл бұрын

That's the joke

@kam3766

5 жыл бұрын

@@crogameri That's the joke

@cohenmleziva4615

5 жыл бұрын

Kam Thats the joke

@___._

5 жыл бұрын

That's the joke @@cohenmleziva4615

@cohenmleziva4615

5 жыл бұрын

Bleep Bloop thats the joke...

2:21 spiffing brit having a boston harbor flash back

wellllll as one of the 4 danish subs i will protest to your sarcasm by drinking a cup of coffee

That programmers still have int under/over flows is always a bit embarrassing. Think of this if you ever think 'perhaps we should vote electronically'.

@tonikotinurmi9012

5 жыл бұрын

I do not understand why you do not have about +500 thumbs up here...

@NiekSchoemaker

5 жыл бұрын

Don't think this is an overflow since that would mean you'd have around 2 billion planes (assuming it's an unsigned 32-bit integer) looks more like a simple arithmetic error, so it gives Syria -1 million planes and takes -1 million planes from France resulting in it actually subtracting planes, simple logic check to see if it's below zero should fix an error like this, just a minor oversight, but yeah the thing about electronic voting does apply here :')

@idsbraam

5 жыл бұрын

@@tonikotinurmi9012 that is because you prob are a more tech minded person who worries about these things. And not like most people who either not care, don't think it is a problem, or the problem is overstated, or whatever.

@idsbraam

5 жыл бұрын

@@NiekSchoemaker you are right that it is a logic bug. Not sure if it is just a minor oversight however. Because I assume (have not tested this) that just using a small amount of planes will work. Also that you get 1876018 planes and not 2 billion or 2.4mil (as he entered) is a bit strange. (I'm assuming 1 truck is important, that prob is the only thing that is checked, and then something else weird happens that transforms the 2.4 mil into 1876018). But that is just me armchair bug fixing. In reality it is something totally different ;).

@CAMSLAYER13

5 жыл бұрын

They fixed this. He's using an old version of the game

I like my coffee black, and my tea in the harbor.

@ilikecats1562

5 жыл бұрын

'murica

@gw4792

5 жыл бұрын

America AmericaAmerica, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeahAmerica, fuck Yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeahTerrorists, your game is through 'Cause now you have ta answer toAmerica, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my ballsAmerica, fuck… America, fuck yeah! Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you nowIt's the dream that we all share It's the hope for tomorrow (Fuck Yeah!)

@Zan-tx6jv

5 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@atear2616

5 жыл бұрын

I perfer no tea at all...

@liammurray2410

5 жыл бұрын

Bloody heretics

Watching this as a french was a.... very strange experience.

@ryanpiercy3390

4 жыл бұрын

it's always strange with spiff, that's why i subscribed even though i despise his imperialistic tendencies and don't much drink tea. That and as an American I love telling him to bugger on back to great Britain when he jokes about conquering america.

@gamerdrache6076

3 жыл бұрын

as a german too

20:19 that's actually kind of historically accurate.

Finnland dont need divisions, they only need one sniper!

@tonikotinurmi9012

5 жыл бұрын

"White death" is why other countries do this greenhouse effect...

@atear2616

5 жыл бұрын

What about multiplications?

@atear2616

5 жыл бұрын

AHHH! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!

Damn u really like breaking games We should all have a pool of tea

As an Australian, the "we, the brits, learned this the hard way" remark got my sub.

I was thinking about subscribing and then I was called an absolute majestic sausage! That alone deserves a subscribe, like and bell icon!

Anyone else found The Spiffing Brit through KZread recommends? This guy is about to become one of the new big ones. Kinda the same thing that happened to RTGames.

@MadnessIncVP

6 ай бұрын

This aged like bread.

My god look at how much tea those bombs held

Big massive colossal f for Spain everyone. Not even reanu keeves could have saved them

@MadnessIncVP

6 ай бұрын

Reanu could save anything. You know this.

Somehow I went from watching videos about making cheese to being recommended videos on the ultimate cheese. These are fun.

Coffe= reply: tea=like

@greencat3513

5 жыл бұрын

Coffee gang

@theowohrmann6765

5 жыл бұрын

What if I do both?

@theapple2421

5 жыл бұрын

@@theowohrmann6765 your a God then

@lianaeliado

5 жыл бұрын

You E

@asebeleketo1466

5 жыл бұрын

#Cofeegang

Integers are perfectly balanced numbers with no exploits

When I realised you love tea as much as I do I subscribed streight away!

Little known fact but dumping of tea into the Boston harbour resulted in local crab life becoming more sophisticated. After some time it was common to see crabs wearing monocles and top hats.

The return of hoi4

You have earned a sub, Spiff. You're hilarious

god fucking damnit i want to let my inner german hang out like this guy is hanging out his inner brit (all the french natrual enemy stuff) but god forbid. I would be burned at the stakes. I just love this kind of humor, great vid entertaining like always. Cant wait for you to play the new DLC. You could even just play it serious and i would watch.

hahahahha. I really wasn't expecting that jump in to the video. Kind of made me feel like s kid for being so giddy about it.

I'd love to see you do one of these ridiculous game breaks and then actually finish the game of HOI4. There's something slightly unsatisfying about seeing you steamroll through all of them only to have the game crash instead of reaching a resolution (like, say, controlling most of the world).

I love how rude slurping noises is considered ASMR

I don’t understand how does such a civilized KZreadr who is also my favorite youtuber CRASH LITERALLY EVERY GAME HE PLAYS.

sometimes i start laughing within 30 secs of your videos :D :D

"That's right, at the end of the month they're releasing a brand new DLC. I know, isn't it wonderful?" - No, it's just Paradox.

alright spiff, how many versions did you have to go back to do this?

@Vracuon

5 жыл бұрын

There's the version number on the main menu at the start of the video, Oak 1.4.0

@blueberry1c2

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah i got suspicious when he pointed out the national unity

@MateusAntonioBittencourt

5 жыл бұрын

@@blueberry1c2 He literally says he had to go back several times... and that this exploit doesn't work anymore. I'm in awe by your powers of deduction.

@blueberry1c2

5 жыл бұрын

@@MateusAntonioBittencourt Look, I wasn't completely paying attention to the video as I was doing stuff around the house at the time. When I'm doing housework, I can't be listening intently to everything he says. End of discussion.

Drinking some lovely tea while watching this new video!

I always drink coffee while watching these videos. That's right. I'm a rebel.

This is the secret preview for the new HOI 4 DLC: Hearts of Iron 4: The Belkan War

@TheEsdaniel

4 жыл бұрын

Oooh yes an ace combat reference !!!

France should have did this challenge in the actual ww2

@haraldhimmel5687

5 жыл бұрын

Instead France built a wall and tried to make Germany pay for it.

@mrconservative239

5 жыл бұрын

They were too busy doing the surrender only challenge

@getbackmurderer3robloxandm737

5 жыл бұрын

mr conservative what do u own a country it’s hard to control one millions died that’s the reason

@ashlad7532

5 жыл бұрын

Getbackmurderer3 Roblox and more one million surrendered their lives

Jolly good I say! Absolutely spiffing old chap, good show!

i am very thankful for this guy because i am too lazy to make tea sometimes so when i watch this i am motivated to make tea enough that i make tea

USA heard there's need for capitalism in Syria... and that theres oil.

@frenchsoldier8485

5 жыл бұрын

( invades Syria 🇸🇾 first )

"Bring your tea out" American: pulls out coke and cheeseburger.

@atear2616

5 жыл бұрын

True American: Immediately drops tea in the nearest ocean

@mmaverick9111

5 жыл бұрын

*Sugar and ice intensifies*

Thank you so much for introducing me to that amazing game!

This video legit made me drink a cup of tea

ISorrow? Is that you?

@Liam-dv7zq

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. (Inserts typical reply to Justin Y comment)

@Ajee02

5 жыл бұрын

Calling ISP ISorrow circa 2019

@hybridcentric3013

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. (Inserts typical reply to Justin Y comment)

@majormelon8855

5 жыл бұрын

L Smith. (Inserts typical reply to typical L Smith's typical reply to Justin Y.)

@gusl2708

5 жыл бұрын

Prostitution under Medicare

I added a teabag to my coffee, I hope this satisfies everyone.

@jessegd6306

5 жыл бұрын

...I think you've just crossed into double-heresy. Like, I don't enjoy tea at all, but I know that it doesn't belong in coffee. I'm picky about coffee, but I know that coffee doesn't belong in tea. You may expect a joint task force of British and American inquisitors to visit you shortly.

@tomngb

5 жыл бұрын

@@jessegd6306 Lemme just add milk to my green tea for them.

@MrLalabai

5 жыл бұрын

I once added lemon to my cocoa

@lukailic6874

5 жыл бұрын

I think you made double enemies

@deniskupcis173

5 жыл бұрын

"Everyone disliked that"

The USSR-Finland war that ocurred in this video is so historically accurate it's actually hilarious

XD that Yugoslavia reference was so funny , yet so true,

*Spiffing goes back to an older version to use an exploit* Wait. That's Illegal!

@endryus4269

5 жыл бұрын

Not if you end the law people

@elysiankentarchy1531

5 жыл бұрын

Screw the law! I have millions of bombers!

@moep03

5 жыл бұрын

The real question is: does the exploit work with beer?

@bobbobson110

5 жыл бұрын

Oi mate, you got a loicence for that exploit?

@dragmaplays-new9811

5 жыл бұрын

*I will make it legal*

Hmmm, why's the sky black? It's only 2pm? OH GO OH FU-

every video of yours makes me want a cup of tea with two sugars

Got tea and crumpets, this is going to be a great video

You destroyed the only nice part of Germany. Darkest timeline but very funny video.

I just spilled my tea :/ when does the pain go away

@sadorangeman7371

5 жыл бұрын

*it doesn't*

I WANT MORE TEA ASMR *sips tea* and also once you start watching spiffs videos it's like tea you can't stop

That was so Funny.... Throws tea in water like the colonies

In ck2 you can have it so that every character is an animal Tea drinking hedghog sound very british

Wait... so... he puppeted states, made land-lease with them and then... cancelled them which bugged the game to give you free planes? Do I understand it right? Is that bug even still in the game o_O

@mr.reason4414

5 жыл бұрын

It was an integer under/overflow. He had negative so many planes, that it wrapped back around to positive many.

@Alexander-jg2tc

5 жыл бұрын

The game used a signed int without a maximum entry check. This caused an overflow error changing the variable to negative. He then gave these negative planes to Syria... or you could say he removed negative planes from France. Essentially, 0 -(-1)=1.... Amazing game mechanics.

@Mark-ft4jt

5 жыл бұрын

@@Alexander-jg2tc but it's still in the game??

@Mark-ft4jt

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit oh no :((( that's too bad, thx for the reply tho :)

@iruleatgames

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mark-ft4jt The game not being broken is too bad...?

I love how HOI4 was so unready for France to stomp Germany, it said that British forces took Berlin, when it was in fact distinctly tealess French tanks.

Been a sub for a bit, but now that I'm a Majestic Sausage I felt I should ring that bell.

In most other games, an older version is the more stable one xD

Stellaris Strike-Craft and PD only

@alexanderormwiklund

5 жыл бұрын

Well if he does it in 2.2.5 it would probably be kinda viable which is kinda weird

@Mamorufumio

5 жыл бұрын

to be fair i build all my defense starbases with hangers. (just two but it helps to have a few different ways to fight)

Fun fact, the amount of tea dumped into the Boston harbor could have made at least 18,523,000 cups, by some estamates.

I had tea come out of my nose as a result of this video

I am french, I am sipping yorkshire tea, I'm not feeling like being your enemy my dear spiff, quite the contrary actually ^^

Fun fact: Unless I missed a step this no longer works

@artificialintelligence8328

4 жыл бұрын

He said he was playing on an older version.

heh throwing tea in the harbor i like that historical reference

7:36 I vote C. Only a tea fueled mad brit could decide such an out of the box amazing plan

oH tHe GamE JuSt CrAshEd. you get saved a suspicious amount of times by crashes

@Kr0noZ

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe his exorbitant abuse of exploits has a tendency to not just break the games, but actually break the games to the point of crashes...

When you send almost 10,000,000 weapons over to Syria and their Autonomy only drops by 0.02 every month...

@clyax113

5 жыл бұрын

I mean if they were actually delivered they'd be an integrated puppet in seconds.

I demand at least 4 asmr tea sips per video

"Mein teacher? I vill need the Czechoslovakian boy's desk as vell"