Using a radio to fly, science has indeed come too far

@432pro

7 жыл бұрын

Ceru-shari It must go further *uses boxes to jump in Half-Life*

@basketbomberslackingson4417

7 жыл бұрын

Pleiadesu we must go beyond that of super saiyan box! (Grabs trash can and uses it to reach the 0 fall damage boots hidden in fallout 4... look it up)

@Toastmaster_5000

7 жыл бұрын

Puts a whole new meaning to the brand "Radio Flyer"

@korncobb6826

7 жыл бұрын

Carlos needs to stop

@dbzfamily2590

7 жыл бұрын

Ceru-shari has been in gd158 3 2 1 -

"Please move quickly to the-" *Flies backwards at 200mph into the elevator*

@mokasek

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Lahr thx for the laugh

@irok1

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@pennylowes6389

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Lahr 300 like and that joke was really funny

@aimbotarrow5981

7 жыл бұрын

I can't breathe

@takemetoyonk

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Lahr exactly what I was thinking-- the unexpectedly inhuman test subject for glados

*Clips out of bounds and catapults off the map* "You're not even going the right way"

@theteardrop615

3 жыл бұрын

@Benjamyn true but unfalse

@v-vanilla5259

3 жыл бұрын

Ya think?

@haikarawalker6996

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he ended up in the right spot

@shem7146

3 жыл бұрын

@@theteardrop615 unfalse..

@aspenhart_

2 жыл бұрын

Chell: yesn't.

I was proud of myself for finishing all the Advanced Test Chambers until I saw this...

@the1whoplayz

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair this is segmented + they each put in a lot of practice

@moldyboi9398

3 жыл бұрын

First time I see a verified channel commenting with less than 100 likes

@elliboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@moldyboi9398 same

@dogwithahat609

3 жыл бұрын

@@moldyboi9398 And a pretty big verified channel

@adamnielson42

2 жыл бұрын

That's the great thing about life. You can still be proud of yourself even if someone else is better. You still improved.

"Neat, he's using the time before leaving the first room to show off a fun glitch" "Oh sweet lord"

@dipstick5238

7 жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or did anyone else hear the Skyrim theme when he busted out of there?

@slendy9600

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Pie the shia lebouef standing and clapping meme played in my head

@extremelyviolentandpsychot7887

7 жыл бұрын

Eamon Lauster FUCK YOU GAME DEVELOPERS!!

@samonid4490

7 жыл бұрын

SAME EAMON LAUSTER LOL!

@leydamankey7964

7 жыл бұрын

Exile N Subjugate

Dude spends more time in the elevator than actually playing

@superragaone11

4 жыл бұрын

you have 69 likes so.... i cant like.

@GSFigure

4 жыл бұрын

@@superragaone11 well i did.

@alicealmazan

4 жыл бұрын

IX Compilations :(

@orok6351

4 жыл бұрын

@@superragaone11 what are you 5

@matthewnagel7081

4 жыл бұрын

alicia quinto why are people pointing out 69

When GlaDOS just thinks it's another normal testing day, and wakes up a lady who can use a radio to bend reality... Edit: Thanks for the likes! (Yeah and I know there are a lot of butthurt 16 year olds who just hate it when people say thanks for likes, well too bad)

@uselessthumb2464

3 жыл бұрын

All whilst an alien invasion is happening

@dinglenut6669

3 жыл бұрын

@@uselessthumb2464 e

@cheesyoutanimations2045

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinglenut6669 shop

@XepixialYT

3 жыл бұрын

She wakes chell up

@aspenhart_

2 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS: The portal will open in 3... 2... 1... Chell: *R E A L I T Y B E N D* GLaDOS: Excuse me *what the fuck.*

9:23 Chell: literally bends the laws of physics using a radio to hover over a giant pool filled with acid the radio: *happy music*

@AcelShock

3 жыл бұрын

Still alive

@theteardrop615

3 жыл бұрын

Still alive?

@JLoExlusive

3 жыл бұрын

Still alive!

@yamahoestella3118

3 жыл бұрын

Still alive?!

@AcelShock

3 жыл бұрын

Still alive!!

I feel like GLaDOS's line from Portal 2 "You're completing these tests faster than I can make them" really applies to this.

@YannYann12345

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Redding the comment to not go that slow won't find anymore, though.

@dawsonparker3570

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Redding GLaDOS: this is not getting likes fast enough.

@nicholaspeters8601

7 жыл бұрын

glitches

@gustavo_colombini

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Redding I gave the 1000th like. Thank me later.

@220p2

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Redding its your teacher

"This test is impossible" *Already stands in the elevator*

@luk4aaaa

7 жыл бұрын

10asti10 Chuck Norris would be proud

@younggoat6898

7 жыл бұрын

Feel free to pass out Stands in the elevator I pass out

@Tech_Marauder

7 жыл бұрын

No, he did not, he just abused the weird game physics.

@ajexxan3415

7 жыл бұрын

Tech Marauder dude the only proff you need is the fact that at random times his name changes

@goose7930

7 жыл бұрын

anyone else notice how almost every level has different sound quality and name in the bottom. FAKE!!!!!!!!!

Valve: Thinking with portals Fnzzy: Thinking with radios

@travelsizedarchie

3 жыл бұрын

@@imafaux7424 we all know that idiot but most of the radio climbs were done by Fnzzy

@travelsizedarchie

3 жыл бұрын

Way to ruin a joke

@syouji185

3 жыл бұрын

@@travelsizedarchie What did he comment?

@dave_blanketchip

3 жыл бұрын

@@syouji185 you can't see it? are you blind?

@syouji185

3 жыл бұрын

@@dave_blanketchip He deleted the comment and thats why im asking.

8:30 "You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."

@chestnut3898

3 жыл бұрын

YEET

@zhaleyleitnib5150

3 жыл бұрын

Would have been accurate.

@theresa.y5221

Жыл бұрын

*HER* isnt wrong tho

"Oh, they're clipping these objects out of the starting room because they're bored. That's fun." > 3 seconds later "Oh."

@thenorfnonly3486

4 жыл бұрын

YEA NOPE

@zconny_me6821

4 жыл бұрын

Unlocked watched i like 4 Times because my mind was like“yo wtf“

@electricpaisy6045

4 жыл бұрын

I still don't get how this clipboard made him fly away

@dariomaderne7074

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@ayloix

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they were tryina break the radio

"He's probably just gonna have really good portal placement and bhops-" *fucking flies on a radio and uses cameras to soar through walls*

@SomeOne-vf1rs

7 жыл бұрын

Eric Collins These people have reached ascension.

@mamadotson1

7 жыл бұрын

AKA CHEATS

@mark10mortar

7 жыл бұрын

mamadotson1 actually, it's just using glitches cleverly

@incognitonumbertwo5198

7 жыл бұрын

Some One glitches*

@Tanis031

7 жыл бұрын

It's also tool assisted run. The tool isn't using any cheats or hacks but no human could have done this run even segmented.

This is actually multiple runners at once cut together, for those who don't know. It's basically splicing but honest and crediting everyone.

@mevanjooo2475

3 жыл бұрын

I mean splicing is basically onest but is sadly used most to cheat the "runner" on to the leaderboard. For example the 55min mario odyssey run.

@kenny-ph9dw

2 жыл бұрын

i never knew that

@davidrobin8700

2 жыл бұрын

I like that the people were credited and this just shows what multiple people have worked hard to do.

@DavidDude87

2 жыл бұрын

I knew there was something wrong after the first portal shot.

@djneely2999

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I started to see some holes when I was watching

1:47 "Please move quickly" Fnnzy: *ok*

Glados: I am sorry to say this level is imp- Chell: *yeets into the elevator with the help of THE RADIO*

@venb

4 жыл бұрын

The yeet part makes me laugh lol

@GSFigure

4 жыл бұрын

This is really all she is doing: _YEET YEET YEET RADIO YEET RADIO YEET RADIO YEET YEET YEET _*_B-B-B-BOOM_*

@RikaShinePY

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@mighty_hour6597

4 жыл бұрын

That radio lol🤣🤣

@1manApocalypse_CP

4 жыл бұрын

The yeet part makes me cringe.

Imagine getting a new human for testing and she starts running at the speed of light,flying and climbing walls with just a radio and going trough walls

@alejoplaya2487

4 жыл бұрын

I'll shit bricks

@miiirky1904

4 жыл бұрын

That would be the premise of Portal 3

@agustindominguez1260

4 жыл бұрын

GLADoS is like:. °-°

@RexMods

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like a refund please

@catboyInWebs

4 жыл бұрын

*beep* yeah, my human has a problem, i would wan- Sir, it's impossible, to get a human with problems, the- My human is flying, with, a, radio. O- so what human will you pick as a refund?

Laws of physics: exist Chell: we don’t do that here

@jafshrimp7322

3 жыл бұрын

forgot something, in the original meme he stutters we- we dont do that here.

@cosmnik472

3 жыл бұрын

we- we dont care

@jemr3

3 жыл бұрын

Ok warden

@salt_robot205

3 жыл бұрын

@@jemr3 kapkan

@thecolorgang1751

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Portal: Here you go! A portal gun! This guy: No thank you, giv me RADIO

GladOs: "Be sure to attend the technology safety seminar." *Climbs a 70 foot wall with a clock radio*.

@ArcticDruid5

4 жыл бұрын

*And clips through the walls like nothing*

@krasistefanovlol

4 жыл бұрын

So the portals are 70 feet

@ingsocofficial2464

4 жыл бұрын

*continues to climb a 20 ft wall with a jug of water*

@ultimategotea

4 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS

@scottplshelp8095

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they had the same discussion in the writer's room you're having with me right now, but good catch.

Today i learned, if someone offers me a radio, or a Portal gun, choose the radio.

@kraintorent45

7 жыл бұрын

so tru

@colinouille2786

7 жыл бұрын

Jarosz666 You want to be smashed in a wall and be destroyed from existence ? Take a Radio !

@Rukoryuzaki

7 жыл бұрын

Jarosz666 I find cameras more impressive.

@kronikgames1637

7 жыл бұрын

You need the portal gun to do it though.

@sleepysnorlax9384

7 жыл бұрын

Jarosz666 You should choose the wall clip glitches...

Rat Man: "Imma leave this water jug here, in case it can help someone." Water jug helping someone: 11:18

@thejunkfoodjunky7533

3 жыл бұрын

shit man I forgot about ratman

@sillywilly1455

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I can’t forget lol

"This next test could take a very, very, long time." proceeds to yeet into the portal in 0.000001 second

Yknow it’s a speed run, when teleporting is too slow.

@elmerbarrera1511

4 жыл бұрын

red macbeth you don’t understand how much I loved that phrase

@moya_2392

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@eddiemate

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, having the ability to teleport actually makes the run insanely faster. Yes I’m aware this comment was a joke.

@matrixarsmusicworkshop561

4 жыл бұрын

@@eddiemate r/woosh. Why? Because cmon dont be patheric with that second sentence. Some idiots are always gonna woosh

@eddiemate

4 жыл бұрын

Mateusz Franiczek r/ihavereddit. Why? Because you felt the need to link to a subreddit when we're not even on reddit just because you feel joy in pointing out people don’t go along with jokes.

“We’ll add a little radio” they said, “it’ll be fun” they said

@javierbarrenechea1752

4 жыл бұрын

True

@GSFigure

4 жыл бұрын

Speedrunners: *_Its free real estate_*

@mr.discopanda8681

4 жыл бұрын

so true

@jasonmarcus6955

4 жыл бұрын

Little did they know..

@pixlox

4 жыл бұрын

“We’ll add portals” they said “it’ll be fun” they said

Glados: “now please move swiftly to the exit” Guy: teleports into elevator Me: I mean it was swift?

GlaDOS: watching through cameras Chell: riding the camera to clip through a wall and skip the whole level

"Mom can I play?" "You only got 15 minutes" "Say no more"

@OrangeUtan115

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly your mom ment 5 instead of 15

@tarnishedpose

4 жыл бұрын

@@OrangeUtan115 time to beat the meat... I mean the record The record, yeah

@OrangeUtan115

4 жыл бұрын

@@tarnishedpose ive done both already the flash cant even fuck his girlfriend as fast ive done both

@Thunderbolt-jy2nn

4 жыл бұрын

Thats just sad.

@pennylenny598

4 жыл бұрын

To bad its 15:56 almoast 16 muntes

"Welcome to the final test. When you are done-" *phases through time and space*

@dopplerfox

7 жыл бұрын

Omega Plum - Hysterical!

The combine isn’t going through the borealis to find the portal device, they want the radios.

@spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

Ай бұрын

underrated comment

"haha this should be fun to watch" 1:06 *"...oh"*

not knowing about portal speedrun tactics, in the beginning i thought he was just really angry at the radio

@schemeless8554

7 жыл бұрын

I thought the radio was also a toaster

@schemeless8554

7 жыл бұрын

Don't ask why

@urfork1

7 жыл бұрын

I was wondering what he planned to do, but now I know we should worship that radio

@codymartinez5487

7 жыл бұрын

ahahahahaha

@phillipbennett6033

7 жыл бұрын

I thought he was trying to promote sex

There's honestly radio hidden in all the levels. Jesus, I never noticed.

@aaroo9554

7 жыл бұрын

Littleman9Mew2 They werent always there, depends when u last played portal 1

@nathanl5856

7 жыл бұрын

They were only in some of the levels when Portal was first released. However just before Portal 2 was announced a patch from steam added a radio to all the levels that didn't already have one. This was for a special secret promotion. If you notice in this video, when a radio is moved to a certain spot, the music from the radio changes to what sounds like an old dial up modem. These are actually SSTV signals, which was an old form of sending images via phone. Each radio in each level had a trigger spot and most had a unique SSTV image, while a few had some morse code messages. These images lead to one code that lead to another which culminated in a user name and password, and a phone number that was hooked to an old dial up modem. This was in 2010, well beyond dial up era. If someone used their own dial up modem, with BBS software running and connected with this other modem they would find themselves connected to a BBS network. Entering the username and password would result in a data dump of concept art and other images from Portal 2, as well as a count down bar. This Easter egg type patch was released on March 1st, 2010, but Portal 2 wasn't officially announced until March 5th. By the time the official announcement had been made, the gaming community had already cracked this first set of clues and puzzles. However the official announcement had it's own set of hidden codes that would reveal new things on the BBS network. These kind of hidden puzzles continued for a few moths leading up to the release of Portal 2. If you want to read more, he's a link. half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_ARG

@neetlikereallyneet9103

7 жыл бұрын

+Nathan L You Lost Me At Portal.

@slappymouse

7 жыл бұрын

Try again, you can do this :)

@DevWolf59

7 жыл бұрын

Littleman9Mew2 there's even an achievement for going to the secret spots in each level with the radios

The elevator wasn't alone in making the run long Nobody is even talking about that giant wall he had to climb with a god damn radio

@antmess9789

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that. My fingers would be bleeding.

@skelly9266

3 жыл бұрын

but elevator

@anjamoro8384

3 жыл бұрын

@@skelly9266 but the elevator

@thebois32

3 жыл бұрын

Anj Amoro but the portal elevator

@jadencoucopoulos2567

2 жыл бұрын

@The Bois but the aperture science complimentary escape lift

Achievement : don’t enter the blue portal Fnnzy: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you!

be carefull with the companion cube, *contineus to fly with over 100mph smashing the cube into every srurface that is there*

@dopplerfox

7 жыл бұрын

maxinator schifflers - Best, B E S T!

@battiez7346

7 жыл бұрын

lmao crying rn

@FenixoLaFen

7 жыл бұрын

im dying xD

@not-an-artistartist

7 жыл бұрын

maxinator schifflers save me

@legoivan44321

7 жыл бұрын

Continues to launch companion cube into energy ball and throws into incinerator.

"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one." *REPEATEDLY BASHES CLIPBOARD INTO RADIO*

@davidsprouse1697

7 жыл бұрын

TheGamerJavi no youre not

@buzztii4857

7 жыл бұрын

+David Sprouse Maybe he actually was dying

@Pyroc1astic

7 жыл бұрын

David Sprouse its an expression smart ass

@davidsprouse1697

7 жыл бұрын

NAW REALLY?

@queltanis93

7 жыл бұрын

+David Sprouse Pretty sure your mother would be ecstatic to discover you are alive as she's been living in a hotel since 2007 believing she only bore 2 children. +TheGamerJavi Wait Hold up, tell me more about what its like on the other side. is the Wi-Fi unlimited bandwidth? What's the up/down speed? is it 1 service per person or do you have to share with others? if so do you get to choose? What are the specs on your rig? These are things we need to know. The plebian clearly isn't worth the time. This Is a major breakthrough. Last question. Did the ads make it into Zion??

4:23 "...this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it." _Completes the level in 6 seconds_

Moral of the story: dont give speedrunners physics objects they will find a way to fling themselves into the stratosphere and right into the last area of the game

The portal gun is supposed to be the high-tech gadget but I want to know the engineering behind that radio

@Monsterbwoi

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Kottcamp same here

@Monsterbwoi

6 жыл бұрын

I has anti gravity properties

@ralsdoge4763

6 жыл бұрын

amazing

@ianramazanski8478

5 жыл бұрын

and the water gallon

@ianramazanski8478

5 жыл бұрын

and the barrel

*takes the turret hostage while going 100mph* *turret develops one emotion. that emotion being fear*

@billcipher147

7 жыл бұрын

Even Speedwagon is impressed.

@dndryan

7 жыл бұрын

*thats dio*

@dankgirl4683

7 жыл бұрын

Dylan Ryan ayyyy tavros

@natalie964

7 жыл бұрын

Za Warubro what time does this happen

@ZaWarubro

7 жыл бұрын

Natalie /: 13 minute mark

1:45 "Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber lock-" *launches across the room to the elevator*

Imagine being GLADOS and you expect this girl to go through the tests just like the others or maybe even better and she just starts bending the laws of time, space and physics with a single radio.

Valve pls nerf radio

@butteredpie5666

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Britton portal gun removed because it was too confusing for new players since they use the radio more than it

@nonbinaryfortnite

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Britton nice pfp

@luckyblockstudio9132

4 жыл бұрын

DONT NERF RADIO PLZ. I

@mennit4959

4 жыл бұрын

Your mom

The cake isn't even baked yet

@Joshyoman1

7 жыл бұрын

Fantomfeed best comment so far! Lmao 😂

@DanielSanchez-ej9mc

7 жыл бұрын

Fantomfeed LOL

@igoralmeida8603

7 жыл бұрын

Fantomfeed anyway the cake was a lie :V

@jackjbass

7 жыл бұрын

The confection is a falsehood.

@fsdirtbear_gaming3315

7 жыл бұрын

Fantomfeed yo this is the best comment I've ever read lol

I just imagine GLaDOS quickly switching through all the cameras while Chell just flies through everything.

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like *Goodbye.* and you were like *"no way"*?" no. that- that never happened

@puabres892

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps

“This test is impossible” *proceeds to get to the elevator in 0.0001 seconds*

@tornadix99

4 жыл бұрын

This test is impossible, don't bother solving it. Chell: ah, ok. [Phases trough door]

@MaraJoshWana

4 жыл бұрын

S P E C T A C U L A R

@mr.rabbit5642

4 жыл бұрын

"This test is impossible" Whatever, fine, I'll just casually warp over this one and 15 others.

I skipped 10 seconds while he was in an elevator and then he was already in another elevator

@rng4612

4 жыл бұрын

*gangsta paradise starts playing*

@0xVENx0

4 жыл бұрын

4:49 this is the time stamp where u skip 10 seconds into 4:59

@linus9457

4 жыл бұрын

*KINGU CRIMSON*

@CarmenLC

4 жыл бұрын

@@linus9457 you will reach the CAKE

@matheusf.ladislau9530

4 жыл бұрын

@@0xVENx0 actually 2:49 - 2:59

The radio throw at 9:13 is possibly the most impressive thing I've ever seen anyone do in a video game

glados: take care of companion cube this guy: *evil hulk noises*

'say, do you know where jack went?" "Oh, he grabbed a radio then proceeded to disappear into a wall, probably in new Zealand or something"

@henrikamundsen2640

7 жыл бұрын

Medic lol XD

@CalDia04

7 жыл бұрын

Medic XD

@Jaimebrumi

7 жыл бұрын

Pvt Fl4m3 your comment killed me since I imagined the guy going away with the bhop XD

@heygun-haygen7837

6 жыл бұрын

Cookiemaster & Co. that just made my day

@heygun-haygen7837

6 жыл бұрын

IMMUNITY. Tell me you're joking

When the vid started I thought he was just goofing around and then he grabbed the radio and jammed the door. HE WASN'T DESTROYING EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE WAS BORED, *HE WAS A BEAST* PREPARING FOR A SLAUGHTER.

@darrintriplett5126

7 жыл бұрын

PeachMuffins Ikr I thought he was goofing around and then saw that.

@Benwill32

7 жыл бұрын

PeachMuffins I had the exact same reaction, he just looked like he was fucking around with the clip board and radio, then the portal opened...

@suicidal.session

7 жыл бұрын

*_then the portal opened_*

@MfingChristonya

7 жыл бұрын

When I saw how violently he was beating the radio with the clip board... I knew some thing was going to happen.

@BlueJayTGaming

7 жыл бұрын

PeachMuffins I know right I thought the same thing xD

GLaDOS: *Ready for an ultimate boss battle to defeat chell* Fnzzy: *Beat her in less than 15 seconds with the use of a chair*

"This next test could take a very, very long time" them: *speedrunner go brrrrrrrrrrr*

15 seconds into the video: "Okay. He's crazy about that radio" 1:07 "WHAT THE JESUS CHRIST"

@thebookofspirit1777

4 жыл бұрын

5:52

@tobias8951

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebookofspirit1777 10:35 my favorite

@thebookofspirit1777

4 жыл бұрын

@@tobias8951 Tbh yours is better

@Bardigrade

4 жыл бұрын

7:00

@deoxal7947

4 жыл бұрын

I watched at .25 speed and I still don't know what happened

Imagine watching the camera feed, your test subject wakes up and immediately starts beating the shit out of their radio with a clipboard

@bishop8958

5 жыл бұрын

i think seeing them literally vault *Through* a solid wall would be more unusual

@alannablankenship7860

5 жыл бұрын

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen I would give them a gold medal

@everythingisscience658

5 жыл бұрын

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and them using cameras to literally fly across rooms and occasional teleporting from one to another

@angplays2568

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine seeing them LITERALLY fly through the walls

@tdthedestroyer1232

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

*glados sees him running backwards* Glados: oh we got one of THOSE test subects

"Now that you are in possession of both portals, this next test could take a very, very long time" *Already in the elevator*

"You seem to understand how portals affect forward momentum." Yeah.... o k

@reamuji6775

4 жыл бұрын

"or more precise how it does *not* "

@GSFigure

4 жыл бұрын

Chell doesn't give a care about portals, she loves her RADIO.

“This will take a very, very, very, long time.” Chell: observe

@GSFigure

4 жыл бұрын

Also chell: *YEET YEET RADIO YEET*

@oasif2227

4 жыл бұрын

chell: observe some radio flying

@jackofalltrades8412

4 жыл бұрын

Radio: starts playing Nyan cat

@user-ss2dn7bg6k

4 жыл бұрын

Portallllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@soapp9559

4 жыл бұрын

also chell:sonic got nothing on me

Turret: "shooting" Fnzzy: ridin up turret 12:19

13:43 alright now everybody in everybody in 14:00 Glados literally having a stroke

Video content percentage: 99% waiting in a lift 1% jumping at speed of light over radios

@justlenny3458

7 жыл бұрын

Diego L.G. Ioool

@jcshark7023

7 жыл бұрын

Diego L.G. The speed of light is eay faster thsn this.

@Stuttful

7 жыл бұрын

JC Shark literarydevices.net/hyperbole/

@yooyyuyuy

7 жыл бұрын

Stutter W

@diegol.g.9885

7 жыл бұрын

Stutter lolaso

Imagine looking at this dudes profile. Portal: Tons of Achievements Portal Time Played: 14 Minutes.

@ReV0luzione

4 жыл бұрын

ik pretty well this is a joke, however, to speedrun a map u need to memorize very well the map

@xdhavajsbsvsjbsbxdhhauahac5411

4 жыл бұрын

Uber_Shall i speedran halo reach last mission in under 10 seconds

@ReV0luzione

4 жыл бұрын

@@xdhavajsbsvsjbsbxdhhauahac5411 ni**a what the fuck

@pineapplelapolynesia1994

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck Fuck Bro are we talking Lone Wolf of The Pillar Of Autumn mission

@bluberri1319

4 жыл бұрын

I got 9.99 seconds Total speedrun master

Mom: "Clean your room! We have guests!" Me: 13:43

@jeremyaster7470

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

„Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out“

*me:* takes like 2 hours to complete game normally *segmented speedrun:* _completed the game in under 14 minutes with 15 portals and throwing a fucking radio around._

@insurancescam9489

4 жыл бұрын

Evie Infinite I beat the game in 50 minutes and this makes me look like I beat it in 5 hours

@eco4458

4 жыл бұрын

@@insurancescam9489 45 for me

@GSFigure

4 жыл бұрын

I beat the game using the console commands, and I use noclip to do all the stuff faster than anyone else.

@silentslayer9204

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Hunter-mj8qg

4 жыл бұрын

Evie infinite if you think 2 hours is long it took me 1 1/2 years to beat it

Glados: i will have to inform you that this room is impo- Subject:*already in elevator*

@mr.bucket8308

5 жыл бұрын

Which part? Can u give me the time code?

@callme_Ink

5 жыл бұрын

4:22

@mr.bucket8308

5 жыл бұрын

@@callme_Ink okay thx

@killerqueen2335

5 жыл бұрын

Glados: am I a joke toy you

@firewingsworld146

5 жыл бұрын

@@callme_Ink 4:20?

Game: Press Z to go foward Fnzzy: STARTS BACKWARDS BUNNYHOP INTENSIFIES

@normalminecraftgamer1643

4 жыл бұрын

Dvinho Dash I’m sorry, did you say “Press Z to go forward” w is the normal key

@dvino01

4 жыл бұрын

@@normalminecraftgamer1643 its on game

@jafshrimp7322

3 жыл бұрын

jahuuujahuujajajajajajahuuuuu

@Flipoutpk2015

3 жыл бұрын

It’s azerty format

@hmvocaloid7360

3 жыл бұрын

I've tried Accelerated Back hop in Portal and it doesn't get up to speed that fast, I'm confused how they do it. It slowly builds up on speed for me

4:59 be like: GLaDOS: Spectacular! You seem to understand how portals- Fnzzy: Portals? crouching is badass!

Glados: this level is impos- Subject: *moonwalks into elevator*

@ccotunai

4 жыл бұрын

She didn't even get to finish mentioning that it was impossible xD

@menathemean3613

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Johnson because the speedrunner is moving backwards into the elevator Can be illustrated as a moonwalk, didn’t have to explain that?

@menathemean3613

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Johnson I’m saying he looks like he’s moonwalking, smh, you ruined the joke.

@sewaddleverse9357

4 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS: Burns her own cores out of frustration.

@menathemean3613

4 жыл бұрын

And that’s how he beat the game

GlaDOS: Greeting Chell as she just woke up Chell: *aggressively beating a clipboard so hard, it clips through a wall* Edit: grammatical error.

@meatius15

4 жыл бұрын

that's what I call a CLIPboard

@barbedblinga421

4 жыл бұрын

@@meatius15 Holy shit, how did I miss this

@meatius15

4 жыл бұрын

@@barbedblinga421 you got to think puns

@kenjiotake

4 жыл бұрын

I like to think she beat it so hard she bent the fabric of reality so much that the clipboard warped into the other side of the wall.

@meatius15

4 жыл бұрын

@@kenjiotake I like that thought

9:03 Chell: literally super jumps

@kmp1294

3 жыл бұрын

I liked my own comment

@anastasiaschreider1189

3 жыл бұрын

Its a glitch in portal when u stuck in a edge you get so fast momentum so you can literally jump to the moon

@paradino

3 жыл бұрын

@@anastasiaschreider1189 nope, its actually cameras being shit

Me: "You can't glitch through an entire game just by goofing around with a radio and going backwards" Fnzzy: "HOLD MY PORTAL GUN."

Alternate title: *man spends 13 minutes and 47 seconds in a elevator*

@internum7184

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZaychikSN We can't all be perfect lol

@ra1nyran

4 жыл бұрын

Please don't tell me you counted?

@trueherogames8324

4 жыл бұрын

The Not-So-Silent I wish

@hannot2241

3 жыл бұрын

*Men*

@OliverCrowhurst

3 жыл бұрын

woman, chell is female

Even though he's breaking the laws of physics, GLaDOS sounds like she couldn't care less.

@ysccl

7 жыл бұрын

Chell is a female

@FormlessRune

7 жыл бұрын

Sniper Fox To which of the seven runners featured was he referring?

@Waterwraight

7 жыл бұрын

Did you just assumed his/her gender?

@FormlessRune

7 жыл бұрын

Sniper Fox, I think maybe I was being scolded for assuming Patrick's gender

@maximutatro3176

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick McCarthy "remember when the platform started to go into the fire?" No actually i was flying trough the space between spaces while you were scheming

“This next test could take a very very long time” *Elevator doors shut*

me: please be quiet i have work to do my mom in the kitchen: 9:30

*Lessons we learned:* 1) Portals are crap. 2) Radios are the most advanced technology in the world. 3) Cameras really *ARE* vital testing apparatus to speed runners. 4) Walking backwards and jumping makes you unbound by gravity. 5) Walls don't work.

@karmenkeyes5748

6 жыл бұрын

Yess

@Optimusskyler

6 жыл бұрын

6) Anyone can become Sonic the Hedgehog by simply... jumping backwards? Wait, didn't Mario do that in Super Mario 64? The BLJs? Im sensing a pattern here...

@DinoBoiRex

6 жыл бұрын

This is a great lesson.

@bladeandkeeperyt

6 жыл бұрын

Doctor Q. Yes

@ApertureLabs

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right.

Everyone: Companion Cube This guy: C O M P A N I O N R A D I O

@fizzy4708

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh Moment: The Channel bruh nice username

@sometimes3300

4 жыл бұрын

T U R R E T J U M P

@ooofisbored

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh Moment: The Channel *bruh moment*

@balls7924

4 жыл бұрын

Thousandth like, your welcome.

@mafraldinha25

4 жыл бұрын

moot your donation has been appreciated, kind sir 🙇🏻‍♀️👏🏻

how is he moving through levels and throwing things with this precision?! Juggling the cores flying around the levels backwards.. how much time must a human spend perfecting something like this?

@tortiboy142

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@savageraccoon787

3 жыл бұрын

Its different people spliced together if you look at the bottom left of the screen. So they don't have to do everything.

4:40 my mans just hopped over 3 levels in 3 seconds

“Congratulations, you euthanized your faithful companion cube more quickly than any subject on record” “...no really, you did”

@floof5359

4 жыл бұрын

"you euthanized your faithful companion cube before we even told you to. you monster."

And he still has time to refund the game.

@gamegeeks4243

7 жыл бұрын

Heck, he has time for seven more runs along with that refund.

@flapadodawhitewoods5670

7 жыл бұрын

+respect

Aperture would like to congratulate you on being one of the best test subjects. As a reward, you get to have a 10 second break in the staff room.

Glados: greetings, test subj- *end credits roll*

terrible walk-through, could not follow, was unable to find the feline armor set. 0/10.

@chupika6464

7 жыл бұрын

No Name ha funny joke my main man. kicking it again I 👀

@rokibeeskiroodroki9018

7 жыл бұрын

No Name I lold

@Sean-ei6tf

7 жыл бұрын

No Name instructions unclear. Dick stuck in portal

@myVIDdump

7 жыл бұрын

The real problem with that is the other portal is behind me, gives a new meaning to fun with portals.

@vibingigi

7 жыл бұрын

instructions unclear dick stuck in glados

As soon as I saw the runner throw the radio at the door which stopped it from closing, I knew this was some next level stuff.

@hulem98

7 жыл бұрын

Meing Cintron unfortunately that wasn't his best shot :v

@devicintron7837

7 жыл бұрын

Liêm Nguyễn Hữu Wasn't his best shot... Hmm, anyone else more accurate then?

@hulem98

7 жыл бұрын

Meing Cintron lol... I meant his 2nd throw look way more anweasome!

@devicintron7837

7 жыл бұрын

Liêm Nguyễn Hữu Oh, I should've realized that. Well yes I agree with you on that.

@haysee25

7 жыл бұрын

Meing Cintron the moment the clipboard clipped through the window I realized the people playing are magic

I literally blinked at the start of a level and when my eyes opened we were at the exit elevator.

The pause before glados opens the first portal was beautiful

So... waiting in the elevator took more time than actually rushing the stages

@TheBenjaman

7 жыл бұрын

LeonidasGFX yeah lmao

@hiddenflare6169

7 жыл бұрын

LeonidasGFX it is basically loading

@SailorMid

7 жыл бұрын

LeonidasGFX lol

@elliotmandem

7 жыл бұрын

Hello there!

@SandeMC

5 жыл бұрын

@@hiddenflare6169 nah, loading is after elevator

Guys I blinked, what happened?

@zazzpzazz

7 жыл бұрын

Blue 15 minutes and an amazing speedrun passed. that and a bunch of salty comments.

@OGEdger

7 жыл бұрын

+Blue You blinked for _15 minutes?!_ XD

@zazzpzazz

7 жыл бұрын

Big Smoke ill have 2 number 9s please

@coolcool9634

7 жыл бұрын

_Zazz_ what about a number 9 large?

@zazzpzazz

7 жыл бұрын

Cool Cool that too. but I'm truly only in it for the number 6 with extra dip

hearing glados try to convince the player to come back while this man is absolutely SPEEDING thru is sending me honestly

you guys are absolute legends, the sheer insanity of this video got me into speedrunning in the first place

"Mom, Can I play some video games?" "Sure, but for only 15 minutes"

@memelord176

7 жыл бұрын

megaman2000 this comment is hilarious

@ajunseth4047

7 жыл бұрын

megaman2000ish underrated comment

@fsdirtbear_gaming3315

7 жыл бұрын

megaman2000ish this comment has me dying lol

@AnimeisGarbage

7 жыл бұрын

No^^^

@feral_hamburger5401

7 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes

Chell: *grabs any item* Also Chell: "Is this a jetpack?"

@RikaShinePY

4 жыл бұрын

I cant xD

@inviikai2694

4 жыл бұрын

@@RikaShinePY I see you are also a wolf of culture

@blueefacejunior7725

4 жыл бұрын

Grayson Groth bruv moments

@RikaShinePY

4 жыл бұрын

@@inviikai2694 *confused screaming*

@doubletherapyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Source engine*

GLaDoS: sets turrets to kill the player Jukspa: You fool...

Dude really said why’d you call it portal when radio makes more sense