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A look at the run of good fortune opposition leader Peter Dutton had at the end of last year.
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  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies2 ай бұрын

    This was a vid we prepped while we were away, Patrons got to see it early. We've got something fresh on the budget reply coming on Monday, but for now this is a look at the run of good fortune Dutton had at the end of last year. To see new videos early sign up to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/friendlyjordies Monday's vid should be out tomorrow on Patreon!

  • @guccieflipflop1997

    @guccieflipflop1997

    2 ай бұрын

    nice try feds

  • @LilGhost14

    @LilGhost14

    2 ай бұрын

    Politics is... Weird but mildly interesting also can we have a video on education funding and poor upkeep of schools please?

  • @jeffmunkynutz1568

    @jeffmunkynutz1568

    2 ай бұрын

    Make shanks do a rap. Also skull a heap of bubbly real quick, and burp-speak out "jimmy shanks" id like that sound byte please. Some "engineered falls" would be great, and the guy that always corrects him off cam, can you throw blocks of spam at him while he's doing his lines? Mostly i just want to see the rap, so yea...next episode please, cheers.

  • @ACDZ123

    @ACDZ123

    2 ай бұрын

    Do a story on Taylor swift and how she is polluting the world with her private jets

  • @nikt12

    @nikt12

    2 ай бұрын

    5:58 Pause on that face. Remove the nose. Realize it's Voldemort. Play X-files opening music.

  • @ZoneKei
    @ZoneKei2 ай бұрын

    "Heed my advice or perish in the netherworld" is 100% going on the soundboard. We're gonna be quoting that one to our future children.

  • @TheKrispyfort

    @TheKrispyfort

    2 ай бұрын

    I don't want to think about Dutton's netherworld

  • @gungeternal4119

    @gungeternal4119

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@TheKrispyfortLOL

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime02 ай бұрын

    Imagine being Jordan's neighbours during filming "WAKE UP NEIGHBOURS" --- "Honey, Jordan's filming a video again" "Is it about Bruz?" "No?" "Go back to sleep"

  • @litterbox2010

    @litterbox2010

    2 ай бұрын

    I'd love it.

  • @breaker6497

    @breaker6497

    2 ай бұрын

    Well the last time he spoke about Bruz, his place got burned down. Fair to stay asleep for now

  • @phantomvir
    @phantomvir2 ай бұрын

    Dutton looks like that one kid at school who only ever ate plain super wine biscuits for lunch and grunted as a form of communication

  • @yindyamarra

    @yindyamarra

    2 ай бұрын

    And got bashed every time he used the toilets

  • @NZKiwi87

    @NZKiwi87

    2 ай бұрын

    My god that’s specific and accurate 😂

  • @DDisacookerandafreak

    @DDisacookerandafreak

    2 ай бұрын

    What a weird projection. Describing a bully of yours from high school?

  • @DDisacookerandafreak

    @DDisacookerandafreak

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@yindyamarraby bogan ALP kids who were never happy because their families were poor.

  • @Mac1Eleven

    @Mac1Eleven

    2 ай бұрын

    @@DDisacookerandafreak you’re such a dork and uncultured you must be a liberal

  • @amcmartin
    @amcmartin2 ай бұрын

    I wonder if Peter ever refers to his sideburns as Dutton Chops?

  • @alecmatthews1636

    @alecmatthews1636

    2 ай бұрын

    "Hey, that really sucked"

  • @amcmartin

    @amcmartin

    2 ай бұрын

    @@alecmatthews1636 It's the third-best Peter Dutton joke I've ever written

  • @woober3480

    @woober3480

    2 ай бұрын

    @@amcmartin give us the other two my dads gonna love them

  • @mrfrenly.wowwww

    @mrfrenly.wowwww

    2 ай бұрын

    "Peter, if you make that joke ONE more time I'm fucking divorcing you."

  • @amcmartin

    @amcmartin

    2 ай бұрын

    His marriage has had some close shaves

  • @the13inquisitor59
    @the13inquisitor595 ай бұрын

    8:33 Please do a Bruz-style deep-dive. If there's one career that needs tanking, it's his.

  • @Bethgael

    @Bethgael

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes. Please, please do. And please talk to the people in the AFP (retired) who looked into Qld corruption just after Dutton, erhm... resigned. You know, just before his long service leave was due to click.

  • @DDisacookerandafreak

    @DDisacookerandafreak

    2 ай бұрын

    Why don't you lot elevate yourselves instead of bitching and undermining others? Crazy idea, huh?

  • @Bethgael

    @Bethgael

    2 ай бұрын

    @@DDisacookerandafreak Yes. Dutton is partially responsible for the deaths (due to stress + self-unalivings) of 2000 Australians under the robodebt fiasco and the deaths of several refugees on his watch while he scammed to get his mates millions of $ in taxpayer money, but gods forbid anyone suggest that be looked into.

  • @itssamber01

    @itssamber01

    Ай бұрын

    I reckon you and bruz are buddies

  • @Hollow_Phoenix
    @Hollow_Phoenix2 ай бұрын

    This entire video summed up: Starsigns, starsigns, starsigns, Dutton says no, starsigns, starsigns, starsigns. The sheer amount of political information is too much, Jordies xD

  • @LJRacing233

    @LJRacing233

    2 ай бұрын

    Pisces, amirite?

  • @thegorn

    @thegorn

    2 ай бұрын

    He's just a parody of himself at this point

  • @jutisa9912
    @jutisa99122 ай бұрын

    If Dutton ever wins (I pray he doesn’t) I’m going to make a prediction that Jordies is going to release something that will piss him off, leading to him suing jordies for defamation. Another person to add on the jordies enemies list.

  • @JohnGardnerAlhadis

    @JohnGardnerAlhadis

    2 ай бұрын

    Defamation or """mental health""". Dutton and Bruz are vewwwwwy sensitive men, you see.

  • @resourcedragon

    @resourcedragon

    2 ай бұрын

    I thought Dutton had already sued Jordies, over the video that said that Dutton had mates who appeared to do lines of cocaine aided with the classic rolled up note as a straw. The problem was less the drug usage, although it's not a good look but rather the whole fraud and corruption thing the mates appeared to be going in for. I only watched that video a couple of times. It had a hell of a lot of detail in it that I don't remember. Jordies had to take it down.

  • @TheKrispyfort

    @TheKrispyfort

    2 ай бұрын

    Jordie's enemy collecting has the energy of opening a cylinder of Pringles

  • @vacantvideostore

    @vacantvideostore

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@resourcedragon 'I thought Dutton had already sued Jordies, over the video...' I'm pretty sure Dutton didn't do anything about that video and if he didn't, it's 100% because he knows that pursuing the matter in the courts will unearth a bunch of defamatory shit in the discovery phase that Peter and his associates will never want to have see the light of day

  • @jutisa9912

    @jutisa9912

    2 ай бұрын

    @@vacantvideostorenot only that, but I do believe Dutton’s a smart man, and he knows getting into a squabble with a KZreadr is a bad look as PM.

  • @CallingAlmond
    @CallingAlmond2 ай бұрын

    Speaking as someone who spent most of their life living in Dickson, the area that Dutton is the member for, he's very good at keeping his backside in the seat despite the entire car's body kit falling apart. Mainly because most of the time I don't even think anyone realises that he's the one driving, I think most people who live there just recognise him as "That face that's on the fridge magnet at Mum's house, because she got it for free in the mail, and it's been defaced by all the kids" That was until he shoved his giant face on a Billboard in the middle of Gympie Road in Strathpine, which by the way is a horrible thing to have to look at on the way to work. Ruins your day before it even starts.

  • @mrdisklow

    @mrdisklow

    2 ай бұрын

    living in dickson my self also not sure whyyyy the labor candidate isint wining i just wonder why is it because the people here prefer him even though this is a tradies area also i dont know tbh since i personly dont vote liberal or labor 1 or 2 both are last in my preferences

  • @testicool013

    @testicool013

    Ай бұрын

    @@mrdisklowso you actually think labor is for the workers 😂😂😂😂I thought that right up until I hit puberty

  • @TotallyNotASIO
    @TotallyNotASIO2 ай бұрын

    I’m not voting for Voldemort, I will not be swayed by the dark arts.

  • @rocketaroo
    @rocketaroo2 ай бұрын

    He looks like the love child of an egg and voldermort

  • @Spenceman2002

    @Spenceman2002

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah he kinda does, but I'm here because he makes good KZread videos

  • @dox_au

    @dox_au

    2 ай бұрын

    Love child? No, that child was born of unbridled hatred

  • @Robert-sq7bp
    @Robert-sq7bp2 ай бұрын

    I can’t figure out why disenfranchised Labor voters would ever switch to voting LNP. Like who are these people, how do they justify it internally?

  • @algardaus

    @algardaus

    2 ай бұрын

    The voice made Albo look like a left wing racist to the poorer white and immigrant populations. Playing up the race card was a horrible move when so many Aussies were hurting. Losing that impression is hard, and very few Aussies are as dyed in the wool as they once were.

  • @KevKavanagh

    @KevKavanagh

    2 ай бұрын

    @@algardaus WTAF?! Racist troll cuntery, farkorf!

  • @Rossboe1

    @Rossboe1

    2 ай бұрын

    Because ive had to go and live in a airbnb in Thailand cause I can't find a place to rent in my home country. There are tents going for $1000 per month in Adelaide!!! this rental crisis is created by government polices. One of them is ultra high immigration. I don't give a shit if they are white English people or Indian, until we sort this housing crisis out we need to cull immigration. Its funny how Albo just sold one of his properties for a massive profit isn't it and he makes the decisions that effect property prices. Ive given up on party loyalty, its all about polices that sort the mess of this country out. I do not like Dutton one bit, but I would vote for this policy. I was just in Japan. Do you think they allow mass immigration, is it because the whole country is hatful racists?

  • @czarkusa2018

    @czarkusa2018

    2 ай бұрын

    @@algardaus It was even a Liberal Party policy, he was just finishing it. Never overestimate Australian voters.

  • @mrfrenly.wowwww
    @mrfrenly.wowwww2 ай бұрын

    "2 party preferred" is it preferred though? **Spams stoner party every election**

  • @sanuthweerasinghe7825

    @sanuthweerasinghe7825

    2 ай бұрын

    to make sure ur not wasting ur vote, make sure to number all the other options too and put libs last

  • @mrfrenly.wowwww

    @mrfrenly.wowwww

    2 ай бұрын

    @@sanuthweerasinghe7825 I do. I'm brain damaged, not retarded.

  • @JmacBogan

    @JmacBogan

    2 ай бұрын

    vote major parties last 👍

  • @shaytrueblueaussie

    @shaytrueblueaussie

    2 ай бұрын

    @@JmacBogan Um actually, you can only place one party last 🤓

  • @poerava
    @poerava2 ай бұрын

    Many say that Dutton received back door kick backs from selling contracts to his mates on Manus island detention centre. Keen to see a deep dive into that mess.

  • @dingobonza

    @dingobonza

    2 ай бұрын

    And his career as a cop, let's do a deep dive.

  • @warfivevy0ne454

    @warfivevy0ne454

    2 ай бұрын

    All persons professionally involved in politics aspire to maximize the kick back in every instance leading the better population to believe they are throwing down tax dollars on new infrastructure transportation systems, communication networks, sewage, water, school systems, public health, etc etc all are for the kick back & all must never discuss disclose expose the kickback all politicians strive towards become the next kick back King / Queen = ( Prime minister)

  • @warfivevy0ne454

    @warfivevy0ne454

    2 ай бұрын

    @@dingobonza kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqRoq5tukazAdbw.html

  • @poerava

    @poerava

    2 ай бұрын

    @@dingobonza Indeed 🍻

  • @poerava

    @poerava

    2 ай бұрын

    @@warfivevy0ne454 Well said 🍻

  • @b1untf0rce
    @b1untf0rce2 ай бұрын

    that clip of bob whatever his last name is talking about crocodiles has been a top tier meme in america here for years i always meant to ask mislav what his deal was to hear his likely inaccurate take on it

  • @leecarter1145
    @leecarter11452 ай бұрын

    Does anyone else sometimes wonder how Gary Orsums band is going?

  • @advictoriams

    @advictoriams

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah what's going on with Gary Orsum these days? Lol

  • @ashqly73
    @ashqly732 ай бұрын

    jordan yk that scene from rise planet of the apes where caeser says NOOOOOOO didnt know peter dutton had a background in vfx acting

  • @MatFarshaw

    @MatFarshaw

    2 ай бұрын

    nice one

  • @gonfreecss6002
    @gonfreecss60022 ай бұрын

    Just wanted to say that we're glad your back and your dedication to journalism as well as the corrupt world of Australian politics. The way you have put your own life---as well as your friends and colleagues---in danger to fulfill your task is admirable and remarkable.

  • @realkangaroocafevietnam
    @realkangaroocafevietnam2 ай бұрын

    Speaking of The Voice Jordan, in Viet Nam the Comrades recognise all 54 Ethnic groups individually & they get not only a voice but a proportional VOTE in Parliament (the National Assembly) as well. I know you won't be surprised but they've played a very positive role & are wonderful people who live quite Autonomously with most wearing their traditional dress too & especially when they come to Town to sit as equals in the NA.

  • @madestman101

    @madestman101

    2 ай бұрын

    I appreciate this but you are bonkers to compare the political system in Australia to the Communist Party of Vietnam (CPV) I mean really.......?

  • @langdons2848

    @langdons2848

    2 ай бұрын

    Something, something - COMMUNISM! - something, something - IT COULDN'T WORK HERE!

  • @timapple9157
    @timapple91572 ай бұрын

    Yeah no, Dutton has a net worth of over $300 million from real estate and a child care business. He owns 6 properties. His favourite band is Status Quo, like his politics.

  • @Drunkenduck109

    @Drunkenduck109

    23 күн бұрын

    Dutton shouldn't be near kids

  • @SMunro
    @SMunro2 ай бұрын

    Picies=Tin of Sardines. Scorpio=Lobster. Which do think gets eaten? Both the answer is both. They are the prefered food from each end of town.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby2 ай бұрын

    Peter Dutton gives me nightmares

  • @tazgecko

    @tazgecko

    2 ай бұрын

    Tony, Morrison and now Dutton. Men who stand for little and don't want to do anything.

  • @WildIlic

    @WildIlic

    2 ай бұрын

    When i was a kid i had nightmares about turtle man, and now he's trying to be my prime minister

  • @MrNintoku

    @MrNintoku

    2 ай бұрын

    So dramatic. If he gives you nightmares then don't look at pictures of the Argentinian, Netherlands or Eastern European leaders. They will have you committing suicide.

  • @ACDZ123

    @ACDZ123

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh yeah putting Australia first gives all lefties nightmares does it? Airbus Albo gives me nightmares

  • @yellowpete79

    @yellowpete79

    2 ай бұрын

    Legit had a dream about him last night, he was helping me with a leaking pipe, handing me a spanner. I don't like his party or policies. Saw him at the airport once, he's absurdly tall.

  • @Yoshi278
    @Yoshi2782 ай бұрын

    I've witnessed first hand lives lost due to Dutton's management of DHA. And don't forget the shit loads of money in frauded out of the system. But all I see if people crying over the fact Albo is investing in AI (Leaving out the bit that its one industry out of many being invested in because Australia needs to not rely on imports for our needs).

  • @ardentspy

    @ardentspy

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm crying that he's investing in fucking submarines. And refused to raise the rate. And his response to the housing crisis was to make it worse.

  • @wayneegan7356

    @wayneegan7356

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@ardentspyhe didn't, the submarine deal had already been signed into ,after scomo screwed the pooch from France. Costing our country billions 😮

  • @jmashr
    @jmashr2 ай бұрын

    9:49 Good to see that Jordies always cites his sources!

  • @CS9_
    @CS9_2 ай бұрын

    Dutton looks like Voldemort when he was on the back of the professor’s head in the first Harry Potter film

  • @gquake
    @gquake2 ай бұрын

    I once saw yilmaz wearing a fedora, peak fashion stooge!

  • @salokin444
    @salokin4442 ай бұрын

    I saw Peter Dutton with Karl stefanovic last Friday in Brisbane

  • @jak199527
    @jak1995272 ай бұрын

    I remembered seeing that clip before but I forgot how it ending. Gave me as much whiplash as being death rolled by a crocodile.

  • @Ritzer168
    @Ritzer1685 ай бұрын

    1:25 MAD HATTER BOB KATTER MENTIONED

  • @realkangaroocafevietnam

    @realkangaroocafevietnam

    2 ай бұрын

    That's Lebanese Bob & he hates that he's a Leb too.😂😂😂😂

  • @user-vk4vd7vr5t

    @user-vk4vd7vr5t

    2 ай бұрын

    Google thought that needed translating to "MAD HATS BOB CATS MENTIONED"

  • @MrBrindleStyle

    @MrBrindleStyle

    2 ай бұрын

    #Yidinji Soveregn Government

  • @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    2 ай бұрын

    Katter spotted!!

  • @Ritzer168

    @Ritzer168

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@realkangaroocafevietnam He's not spending any time thinking about that. Another person in Mount Isa was ripped apart by a Crocodile.

  • @b1untf0rce
    @b1untf0rce2 ай бұрын

    living across the world it is quite funny seeing people having painted you as a world class media villain and a threat to national security while you’re cracking jokes about peter dutton’s forehead. it’s similar to what they did to that whistleblower fellow, brutal character assassination, and in your case actual attempted assassination. meanwhile in my case when i think of threats to national security the first things that come to mind are senile octogenarians.

  • @megadog9305
    @megadog93052 ай бұрын

    "Scorpio's are supposed to be really good at sex." Me, a Scorpio: That's all the proof I need that astrology is bunk.

  • @mickaylamaystrawberry6251
    @mickaylamaystrawberry62512 ай бұрын

    I'm dreading the reign of Dutton 😵 like history repeating itself again and again and again.

  • @seal6204
    @seal62045 ай бұрын

    Not even gonna lie. He won’t win his electorate of Dickson. I live here and the attitude has changed. 1000s of new young people are voting greens are Labor and a lot of his basis is starting to see who he is.

  • @the13inquisitor59

    @the13inquisitor59

    5 ай бұрын

    Well that's a ray of sunshine.

  • @Kevinduddo

    @Kevinduddo

    5 ай бұрын

    Partially explains why he's being hanging around my turf, Frankston, a lot lately. Plus we have a by-election next month and our candidate is the Pro Property Mayor of Frankston City Council, Nathan Conroy. And an independent candidate that could help the Libs win back Dunkley, Darren Bergwerf, who FriendlyJordies would love to make videos on. Spoiler alert, Darren is cooked

  • @Papa_Bludgeon

    @Papa_Bludgeon

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@KevinduddoJust looked into Bergwerf's background and he's a sovcit nutjob. Jordie's prediction about the crazies taking over is happening.

  • @realkangaroocafevietnam

    @realkangaroocafevietnam

    2 ай бұрын

    I really hope you're right but it's good news anyway.

  • @sdpearshaped831

    @sdpearshaped831

    2 ай бұрын

    That would be great but I doubt it.

  • @MemeDungeonCheese
    @MemeDungeonCheese2 ай бұрын

    Can we get some Queensland election coverage mate? We're fighting against Murdoch saturation up here!

  • @DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

    @DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

    2 ай бұрын

    So all criticism of Labor is propaganda? You're as stupid as you look, cooker.

  • @dustydisco2906

    @dustydisco2906

    Ай бұрын

    YOUTH CRIME YOUTH CRIME YOUTH CRIME the LNP wont have to try hard..

  • @MemeDungeonCheese

    @MemeDungeonCheese

    Ай бұрын

    @@dustydisco2906 check the crime stats. Youth Crime is at its lowest point in a decade. Prime example of Murdoch misinformation right there.

  • @FredricksonZak
    @FredricksonZak2 ай бұрын

    He use to come to my primary school in Logan all the time. He was the local cop.

  • @MartinOlminkhof
    @MartinOlminkhof5 ай бұрын

    7:34 spoiler: Bill Maher isn't good at giving advice either

  • @redlightmax

    @redlightmax

    2 ай бұрын

    "You're wrong." - Bill Maher, every 10 minutes

  • @Foralltosee1623
    @Foralltosee16232 ай бұрын

    Hey jordie, sitting in hospital this gives life to my day. Never stop posting Jordies

  • @Hrpengz
    @Hrpengz2 ай бұрын

    thanks for the mental image of Tony Abbott, Malcolm Turnball and Peter Dutton in a lemon party. Really needed that on a Friday afternoon.

  • @-LordZaan-

    @-LordZaan-

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that image.

  • @ConRHD
    @ConRHD2 ай бұрын

    Peter Dutton might be the worst Liberal to ever Liberal

  • @christinarose3002
    @christinarose30022 ай бұрын

    After David mcbride I having trouble looking at Albo.

  • @Donsomebody

    @Donsomebody

    2 ай бұрын

    Not the only one and the fact he shares a sign with me makes me want to identify as another sign. Stuff him can't even do the right thing by David McBride....

  • @badnipple

    @badnipple

    2 ай бұрын

    theyre all acum

  • @carterbennett7528
    @carterbennett75282 ай бұрын

    dutton looks like he wears a skinsuit

  • @damien2286
    @damien22862 ай бұрын

    The Potato with eyes says.......NO

  • @eo8240
    @eo82402 ай бұрын

    Been saying since he was elected in opposition. Take him seriously, same thing happened with abbott. God help us if he gets in as PM

  • @kyle782
    @kyle7822 ай бұрын

    Austrian Dutton - NEIN!!! 🤣🤣

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames2 ай бұрын

    No worked for Abbott, then he found out you couldn’t run a country on no policies

  • @Delbzy
    @Delbzy2 ай бұрын

    One of the greatest clips to ever come out of Australia 1:40

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby2 ай бұрын

    That Bill Maher impression killed me lmao

  • @proctiv5488
    @proctiv54882 ай бұрын

    If Dutton wins a federal election Im going to go live overseas until the next election.

  • @janemacintyre9801

    @janemacintyre9801

    2 ай бұрын

    I used to think we could go to NZ, but they are right wing now!

  • @dr94279

    @dr94279

    2 ай бұрын

    Were you overseas 2013-2022?

  • @Queef_Storm

    @Queef_Storm

    2 ай бұрын

    Every person says that every election and they never follow through

  • @proctiv5488

    @proctiv5488

    2 ай бұрын

    @@dr94279 quite a bit, yeah.

  • @janmortimer1758

    @janmortimer1758

    2 ай бұрын

    @@dr94279too true 😬🤢

  • @jamesburke2759
    @jamesburke27592 ай бұрын

    We need to focus on small business meaning less than $1m a year turnover and less than 10 staff. we are the backbone of the economy because we spend more locally than big business does. a single repair in my small computer store can help with over 10 local jobs including local wholesalers, couriers, staff, and me. There is no way a computer sale from Harvey Norman does the same thing. Then I go out and spend my money locally at foodland, local restaurants, dog supply store, get my car fixed locally etc. then I pay my Taxes (Twise because being a business owner and income tax) I personally know hundreds of other small business owners struggling at the moment.

  • @PandaKnight52

    @PandaKnight52

    2 ай бұрын

    Whilst you're not wrong, the focus on workers and increasing their buying power will help small businesses. I didn't see what extra support could be given to small businesses besides going after big business and regulate them more.

  • @TheJgrad2
    @TheJgrad22 ай бұрын

    How do you not have a TV channel yet. Actual news, delivered in a easy to follow and informative way, need I say more!?

  • @moeyali123
    @moeyali1232 ай бұрын

    It’s good to have u back

  • @gseany
    @gseany2 ай бұрын

    I swear to god, if we vote in Lord Voldemort; I'm done with this country

  • @ch-qb7zr

    @ch-qb7zr

    2 ай бұрын

    You can always move to Afghanistan I'm sure you would like it there more 😊

  • @dobbersanchez1185
    @dobbersanchez11852 ай бұрын

    1:16 Lemon Party!

  • @largiegorgle
    @largiegorgleАй бұрын

    “Heed my advice or perish in the netherworld” caught me off guard😂 so unexpected yet so accurate.

  • @DrEnzyme
    @DrEnzyme2 ай бұрын

    Thank christ he didn't say anything bad about us Tauruses, eh?... Taurus'... Tauri? What the fuck are we called?

  • @paul1548

    @paul1548

    2 ай бұрын

    Taureans

  • @fnige

    @fnige

    2 ай бұрын

    Yall are C2H7NO3S

  • @amandajean7738

    @amandajean7738

    2 ай бұрын

    Virgo, here agrees.

  • @geepfish7935
    @geepfish79352 ай бұрын

    Price of house insurance just went up again...

  • @renren4m802
    @renren4m8022 ай бұрын

    This video almost killed me. I had just taken a stop of water when I was told to heed the media predictions

  • @k-alberts
    @k-alberts2 ай бұрын

    Not me saying Gemini before the bob katter clip is even finished lmao nooooo

  • @ImNotJoeKingBro
    @ImNotJoeKingBro2 ай бұрын

    11:18 like if u would actually vote for 1920's gangster dutton "Nyeeh see these boat people need to sleep with the fishes"

  • @mrfrenly.wowwww
    @mrfrenly.wowwww2 ай бұрын

    Petition for Friendlyjordies to do a "Where are they now" style vid featuring the one and only YILMAZ STOOOOGE

  • @bradleyworth4917
    @bradleyworth49172 ай бұрын

    Be careful that Dutton won't be able to commence legal action for that very true (in my opinion) picture in bed with men. Sounds like something he would do if his feelings got hurt.

  • @RictusHolloweye

    @RictusHolloweye

    2 ай бұрын

    It's always the people who beat their chests about being such champions of free speech who are the first to invoke the law to silence their critics. Dutton certainly has a history of proving this.

  • @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    @baabaabaa-yp2jh

    2 ай бұрын

    Dutton has feels!?!

  • @its.kirakira
    @its.kirakira2 ай бұрын

    there's something so beautiful about the australian prime minister listening to lana del rey and taylor swift

  • @ch-qb7zr

    @ch-qb7zr

    2 ай бұрын

    Aww he's such a cute old man uwu 👉👈🥺

  • @its.kirakira

    @its.kirakira

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ch-qb7zr girl wut

  • @anasevi9456
    @anasevi94562 ай бұрын

    The one big difference in regards to corruption in an Anglo-Nation such as our own straya.... and a very not a anglo nation such as China or Russia; is the bar of immunity from prosecution for such proclivities is FAR LOWER in an Anglo country. Dutton would be pounding rocks with a pickaxe if he had worked in Beijing, him and half of Canberra.

  • @MrBrindleStyle

    @MrBrindleStyle

    2 ай бұрын

    It's considerably IRISH

  • @colonelcorn9500

    @colonelcorn9500

    2 ай бұрын

    Russia has no bar for corruption, the entire government is corrupt in Russia and if you aren’t corrupt you mysteriously fall out of a window

  • @blackaddam9033
    @blackaddam90332 ай бұрын

    When Dutton walks he looks like he's carrying the car batteries that power his reanimated body.

  • @colonelcorn9500
    @colonelcorn95002 ай бұрын

    He looks like if Voldemort had a child with Mrs. Potato Head and then the abortion failed

  • @hasanharoun7429
    @hasanharoun74292 ай бұрын

    🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 *🗳️ Speculating about the next Australian federal election* - Analysis of Australian political figures and their astrological signs - Speculation on potential outcomes of the next election based on astrology 02:07 *💼 Speculation on Peter Dutton's potential prime ministership* - Comparison of Peter Dutton to Donald Trump in terms of political impact - Discussion on the likelihood of Peter Dutton becoming Prime Minister and the potential implications 03:14 *💡 Analysis of political strategies and potential government responses* - Evaluation of Liberal party tactics to gain government through opposition - Examination of economic factors and government response under Peter Dutton 08:20 *🕵️‍♂️ Discussion on Peter Dutton's leadership and controversies* - Examination of Peter Dutton's enigmatic public image compared to past leaders - Overview of corruption allegations and controversies surrounding Peter Dutton's leadership Made with HARPA AI

  • @howizee
    @howizee2 ай бұрын

    No, I will not picture that

  • @wayneegan7356
    @wayneegan73562 ай бұрын

    We gave lnp 10 years of putting us in the toilet and everyone thinks that damage can be repaired in 4 ,or they will vote back in the gangrene.

  • @lachlanhutchinson7007
    @lachlanhutchinson70072 ай бұрын

    Jordie, any chance you could add Closed Captions (subtitles) to your videos? I find them really helpful to follow along with what you're saying, and I'm sure it would be helpful for others too.

  • @Blexplays
    @Blexplays2 ай бұрын

    that setup is wild

  • @siddharthb2633
    @siddharthb26332 ай бұрын

    I don't know shyt about Aussie politics, but this guy sounds damn convincing!

  • @Africanboy74
    @Africanboy742 ай бұрын

    Hey friendlyjordies great Vid!

  • @rustle2
    @rustle22 ай бұрын

    In the style of the great Bazza McKenzie, Its time to button the Dutton. 🎉

  • @CRTTekeren
    @CRTTekeren2 ай бұрын

    I was gonna go to bed, but jordies uploaded so imma be sleep deprived for another week

  • @bradleywillis9586
    @bradleywillis95862 ай бұрын

    What has been seen cannot be unseen, if they find my skull in a thousand years, that image will still be burnt into the back of it...

  • @Secretlovechild
    @Secretlovechild2 ай бұрын

    That bit was like a modern day lemon party 😂

  • @MusicMasterTasmania
    @MusicMasterTasmania2 ай бұрын

    That Katter clip never fails to crack me up xD

  • @SpartanHugs
    @SpartanHugs2 ай бұрын

    That Katter clip will never get old.

  • @whophd
    @whophd2 ай бұрын

    Here for all the Butterfield references. He’s got a new stage show touring this year.

  • @mrtheman548
    @mrtheman5482 ай бұрын

    Today I learned that I share the same birthday as Adam Bandt

  • @marcusmeditation5289
    @marcusmeditation52892 ай бұрын

    Dutton is dangerously close to becoming prime minister

  • @ht8286

    @ht8286

    2 ай бұрын

    Labour have been absolutely pathetic..all by design. There is no real difference between the parties...they are one entity.. Shame the majority of the populace are too dumb to realise these guys are actors

  • @Genny-Zee

    @Genny-Zee

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ht8286I don’t get it why labor funded the rich in the latest budget? I can’t seem to find an answer help me out here 😢

  • @dilemaz85

    @dilemaz85

    2 ай бұрын

    Blame albo for that...maybe if labour didn't drop the ball so terribly we wouldnt be here discussing dutton

  • @ht8286

    @ht8286

    2 ай бұрын

    @@dilemaz85 this country is one absolute mess. Everything has been driven into the ground...and future prosperity of young people decimated. You cannot blame.either side of politics as such... I highly doubt a paid puppet like Albo will do anything to fix this.

  • @peepeetrain8755

    @peepeetrain8755

    2 ай бұрын

    @@dilemaz85 imagine if the media showed everytime the lnp drops the ball instead of focusing on solely when Labor does. Labor is not a perfect party, but the LNP are even worse. Albo has not dropped the ball, it is just every single mistake he makes is amplified by the media. if dutton wins the next election. i can assure you the media will turn a blind eye to alot of the shit he does. like they did with scomo

  • @lileinstein104
    @lileinstein1045 ай бұрын

    Excellent video as always.

  • @1pierrr
    @1pierrr2 ай бұрын

    What the hell Jordie signing off “love and kisses”. That’s how the planet get destroyed. Or was that the point? Subtle. 👏

  • @MarvelSonicFan04
    @MarvelSonicFan042 ай бұрын

    This is about to go wild

  • @iamnotjcook
    @iamnotjcook2 ай бұрын

    I thought Jordan wasn't wearing pants from the fadeout

  • @gcarifo
    @gcarifo2 ай бұрын

    i like how careful he is to not reveal anything about his location knowing theres rainbolt headasses out there

  • @cherylcarr5690
    @cherylcarr56902 ай бұрын

    Love your work!!!!!

  • @ryanmann1416
    @ryanmann14162 ай бұрын

    Can we start a petition for FriendlyJordies to be a voice actor? His voice is solid and his funny impressions are perfect

  • @GwuhGaming
    @GwuhGaming2 ай бұрын

    i always start watching these videos then get hit with the realization "wait, im not an aussie, im a mufuckin american" then start watching family guy

  • @Bims79-w3b
    @Bims79-w3b2 ай бұрын

    We’re waiting for the tales from next door series

  • @lukebrisbane5380
    @lukebrisbane53802 ай бұрын

    Picking either Dutton or Albo is like being forced to pick between two turds and you pick the one with corn in it because you like corn

  • @Oldtanktapper

    @Oldtanktapper

    2 ай бұрын

    A shit sandwich sir? Why, certainly. Would you like it on wholemeal or rye?

  • @krizzik
    @krizzik2 ай бұрын

    Thumbs up for adding callout to 'The Peter Serofinowicz Show': respect.✌

  • @joshuabrigden4820
    @joshuabrigden48202 ай бұрын

    1:17 Dutton's face while Jordan said that was the best

  • @gakidomo9561
    @gakidomo95612 ай бұрын

    Is there an option where we can vote? None of the above?

  • @tons241
    @tons2415 ай бұрын

    Well it's safe to say he'll win the Murdoch's Maroon footy paradise, that is QLD

  • @K_B_1
    @K_B_15 ай бұрын

    wow a Serafinowicz deep cut... top drawer

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment2 ай бұрын

    huh... I was certain the entire studio was just a flame retardant white wall with a couple feet of free room in front of it to fit a mic and camera, situated in a bunker 5 miles underground in the middle of the australian desert, odd to see him moe around in there..

  • @AshMurphy2897
    @AshMurphy2897Ай бұрын

    I’m upset I actually guessed that man’s star sign correctly

  • @benjohnson2850
    @benjohnson28502 ай бұрын

    NSWs proposed koala Forrest is being gaped by the minute

  • @MrPsychochickens
    @MrPsychochickens2 ай бұрын

    Labor has tripped over themselves the entire term, apart from Industrial relations we've been played a fool. The Gas strategy, AUKUS, McBride & lack of whistleblower laws and secret NACC hearings, choosing poverty 3 budgets in a row instead of raising welfare while giving tax cuts too the highest earners.

  • @angusmatheson8906

    @angusmatheson8906

    2 ай бұрын

    Sadly, you are correct. What's the alternative? Comic book villain evil "Liberal" party? Australia is fucked. We're pretty fucked over here in NZ with these disgusting Nats too.

  • @MrPsychochickens

    @MrPsychochickens

    2 ай бұрын

    @@NousTrapper no doubt, voting independent & green is seeming the only option more than ever.

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