To quote Mista GG: “her name is Bird and they’re calling her SCARFGIRL?”

@scarwars

2 жыл бұрын

YES that’s why it sounded familiar

@raid_solution8596

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit a true king of here. Mista GG is lit af

@taxevasion117

2 жыл бұрын

could at least call her seagull or some shit idk

@cokeman7201

2 жыл бұрын

Mista gg is king

@jkblohm9899

2 жыл бұрын

This is the crossover we need: GG & Elvis

A big problem with movies like this isn't the lighting, or the music, or even the acting sometimes. It's literally the fact that the monster/demon or whatever, has no set rules, can do whatever it wants, and you've already seen it. The best way to show a monster is to have it have very strong capabilities, with s defined weakness. It shouldn't be revealed atall if possible, to keep the fear factor in because the less you know, the more afraid you'll be. If it has NO WEAKNESS, then show it or say so. If this demon is weak to the light, but there's lights everywhere, and the demon can just turn on the lights, but it's still not going away with the lights on, then it just makes the movie bullshit. There's no stakes, there's no reason to care, no one is ever really safe so whatever. It just falls apart at the very foundation.

@isabellajemica

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't having no weakness one of the three rules of making a monster?

@diegogomes228

2 жыл бұрын

@@isabellajemica Not exactly, one of the rules to make a good monster is to establish that it has a weakness, because if you never establish one, you can't naturally justify the heroes being able to defeat the monster. I think you're mistaking this for the idea that you have to make the monster hard to kill. An good example is Freddy Krueger, in the second half of the first movie, we find out that Freddy can do whatever he wants only when he's inside your dreams, we also find out that Nancy can bring things (at least related to Freddy) from her dreams to the real world. So we got a weakness (Freddie's limitations) and a way to exploit it (Nancy's ability), but then, despite the objective being clear, how will Nancy be able to accomplish it? Yes she probably can bring him to the real world, but how's she gonna do this without being killed before?

@autovozo5725

2 жыл бұрын

I, Eli Vance, have a dream

@russiandragon45

2 жыл бұрын

@@diegogomes228 that is so true, and even when finding a weakness within a monster or big bad that's SUPPOSED to be terrifying, all-powerful, and all-knowing can make it less so. But you have to understand it's what makes good concept when you find one that is very obscure but matches well with the theme of the monster. Just like Freddy has to do with dreams in the whole point of his terror is that he hunts you down when you're at your weakest in your dreams but only so. If this monster had to do with photos and light was the only thing that was going to make it go away, like an undeveloped photo being sensitive to light would be bad for it, then they should have rolled with it and it would have been so much nicer if they just didn't forget that weakness randomly. It also is good story writing to make it so that way the monster and its weakness isn't revealed until towards the end, so that way whatever is killing these kids is much more terrifying because of the mystery behind it rather than the demon itself. Whenever you have a monster and it's revealed, just that revelation alone makes it lose so much of its horror factor. The fact that it has a weakness even more so. You want to reveal all that at the very end so that way when the heroes finally find a way to win it's at the end of the story where it should be. Because if I found out that the monster was resistant to light, bitch I would be standing in a bright ass room all day everyday and that'd be it until I figured out that I could just take a picture of the demon like a big brain.

@diegogomes228

2 жыл бұрын

@@russiandragon45 I think the concept behind being weak to light is good, but it could be better executed if characters really didn't care to turn on lights throughout the movie, only to find out that light can damage him when the officer was shooting it, and instead of being hurt by bullets, it was by the flash of light created by the gunshots. But then the characters would have the same problem as those in the movie Lights Out: how to you stay in light ALL THE TIME? Since now, being in the slightest dark possible is a death sentence. Then it's also the matter that they don't really know how to exploit this weakness, so despite the monster being less terrifying, he's still really dangerous

I can explain the dog thing. Since dogs have superior hearing and smell, they are often able to notice odd things under floorboards and behind walls. And this led to an old superstition about dogs having ESP.

@cartooncritique6625

Жыл бұрын

Not just dogs, but most animals have superior senses to humans and overall animals just have a better feel for their environment. As such if there's something amiss in the immediate vicinity your pets and the local wildlife will often notice it long before you do.

@johnlawful2272

Жыл бұрын

@@cartooncritique6625 yeah a cat was staring at a Christmas tree the family was always confused turns out a snake was in it

As someone whose arms have, in fact, been on fire, I can verify that her cries are incredibly unrealistic. Should have been more like blood curdling screams. Although, the delayed reaction to the fire may have been a bit realistic. At least, in my case, it did take a moment or two for the pain to actually register.

@archit9662

Жыл бұрын

Why were ur arms on fire 😭

@Lord_necromancer

Жыл бұрын

​@@archit9662 probably because the temperature surrounding their arms increased to or beyond a combustion point of either their skin or the materials on it. That's how most things catch fire.

@archit9662

Жыл бұрын

@Anthony Pendergrass I was talking about what led up to them having their arms catch on fire. You know what I meant smartass

@rnathanielryaan2034

Жыл бұрын

@@Lord_necromancer gee thanks man

2 Things: The Polaroid always takes pics with a flash, although it has no inbuilt flash unit, and you really can't just rip a polaroid apart because its covered by plastic.

@Markyajv

2 жыл бұрын

You can't even tear them using your teeth.

@clarabp2613

2 жыл бұрын

Only the demon has that power

@caelinear

2 жыл бұрын

That bugged me so much lmao. It's not like they didn't know there wasn't a flash lmaoo

@Rushexe

2 жыл бұрын

Don't even mention that horrible generic flash charge up sound they added in

@miroh3540

Жыл бұрын

True. I tried it it’s impossible

Can you imagine going around using totally functional clothing as a snarky insult? “Hey Pantsboy!” “Hey Sockmama!” “How’s it going Hatface!?”

@gigim.9742

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda want these to be real school-age "insults", now. They're WAY better than "four-eyes"!

@keeksta1976

2 жыл бұрын

"What's up shirtass?"

@itisjustacomment

2 жыл бұрын

Hey stupid commentary, commentboy ;)

@magnatcleo2043

2 жыл бұрын

Hatface, a funny insult and a relatively accurate description of Balan.

@gigim.9742

2 жыл бұрын

@@magnatcleo2043 I bet Dumb Donald on Fat Albert *wished* he'd been called Hatface, instead.

You know what made the Goosebumps story so creepy? The fact that the photos revealed what was going to happen to the person, no matter how outlandish it looked. Here, we just have creepy shadow man and at times he's so hard to see it doesn't make any difference. Update: The only thing, ONLY THING, I'm going to give this movie credit for was showing that the kids who were killed in the past WEREN'T 'bullies' but actually trying to help the girl from her abusive parents which is the only 'twist' that came off as a decent as before that, it really did feel like this whole thing was just another 'misfit kid has bullies, bullies do something, monster takes out bullies but victim dies anyway and is monster, ect'. If anything, this shouldn't have been a monster movie but like some sort of mystery where the kids in the present learn the truth and try to set the story right. No supernatural shit, just a decent, WELL LIT, thriller or something.

@user-jy2sj4ed4i

Жыл бұрын

So an entirely different movie then?

@latayesha

28 күн бұрын

Yeah, but by the end the plot-twist adds nothing. And more importantly Nightmare On Elm Street remake did that point already. The good guys suffer and the bad guy escapes

when she was trying to take a picture of the demon my only thought was "oh okay so someone on the film team played fatal frame, and thought 'hey that'd be a cool way to kill the thing'"

I think the most horrifying thing in this movie is throwing a Polaroid SX-70 into the ocean.

@Bryan-vb7dl

2 жыл бұрын

That’s like throwing over $100 in the ocean

@RicketyQuickity

2 жыл бұрын

yeah that stung really bad hope they didnt actually during production

@minhthaile6553

2 жыл бұрын

They could have kept and use its power as a death note or something

@Bryan-vb7dl

2 жыл бұрын

@@minhthaile6553 they could have made a decent Netflix show out of that

@faradaybed7805

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bryan-vb7dl Netflix and Death Note don't mix that well though lmao

Your editing has been really fire lately.

@Uminagi_XIII

2 жыл бұрын

He edits with fire!? What!

@acemarvel1564

2 жыл бұрын

He has improved

@vickfrankenstein

2 жыл бұрын

They’ve gotten more entertaining.

@jacobnewcombe5367

2 жыл бұрын

He's been using replayed, they're actually a really killer service.

@kanahbis3236

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment has been really water lately

I love these reviews of bad horror films, because I'm such a giant baby that even the bad ones leave me scared, so I can enjoy the terribleness without risking a spook

@swagromancer

2 жыл бұрын

As a connoisseur of all things horror... this comment is so sweet. I'm glad you still get some enjoyment out of these movies.

The scariest part of this movie is that continually throughout... the characters pose the camera for a shot and it makes a charging noise and the flash goes off, EVEN THOUGH there is not a flashbar EVER attached to the camera. I hate when people who don't know anything about instant cameras put them in movies.

“Say Cheese and Die” was one of the best Goosebumps, straight up

@screamingbean7509

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, I loved that episode so much when I was a kid

@danninmatthews5640

2 жыл бұрын

@@screamingbean7509 I go for the Werewolf of Fever Swamp & Werewolf Skin.

@prxto--

2 жыл бұрын

Werewolf of fever swamp of however it went

@jans.g6033

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't expect to see fellow Goosebumps readers, HELLO 🥺

@zzyy666

2 жыл бұрын

AGREE!

"I could have dropped my croissant!" Holy shit, I'm dying.

@shawnfields2369

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, not your croissant! That's the scariest thing of all. Almost dropping it. Remember that.

i'm going to scream. you literally literally incorporated the "i could have dropped my croissant" vine into that so seamlessly and perfectly that i don't even know which way the quiznos is.

It seems like a town where every single individual is suffering high electricity costs and going on massive savings.

8:55 You literally cannot rip polaroids with your hands. They're thick and have a very high tensile strength. If you want to destroy them, you pretty much have to burn them or cut them with a pair of scissors

@SunnysFilms

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I thought the same thing. I suppose the demon could because it's, you know, a demon. But that girl couldn't have. The movie screwed up a ton of other stuff, but not that.

@DaimyoD0

2 жыл бұрын

@@SunnysFilms Yeah, I love Elvis, but he calls out a lot of things in movies as being "stupid" when in reality he just doesn't understand them.

@genericname2747

2 жыл бұрын

Eat the Polaroid

@OrionDawn15

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaimyoD0 I mean, we're all human here, we don't all understand or know everything, I mean I didn't know polaroids were so resilient until you brought it up.

@DaimyoD0

2 жыл бұрын

​@@OrionDawn15 *TL;DR* I agree, we shouldn't put people down for what they don't know. But ironically, that's what Elvis is doing to the writers, on something he himself doesn't understand. I'm not denouncing ignorance. I'm denouncing hypocritical ignorance. It's totally fine to not have any experience or specialized knowledge about polaroids; there's no shame in that. It's only an issue when someone is _going on record_ that they know more about the subject than the writers, when in reality, they don't know what they're talking about. It's true; you don't know what you don't know. Which is why I'm not being mean about it. My first comment stated a fact, my second comment opened with "I love Elvis," and it didn't intend to disparage him in any way, but rather just to hold him to his mistake and inform others. I agree that we're all human, and no one is born with all the knowledge in the Universe, so we shouldn't debase people for their ignorance. Which is kind of my point. There are a lot of videos in which Elvis openly mocks movies because he thinks the writers are "stupid," when he himself is the one who is misinformed. Don't get me wrong, he has a right to his opinion, and I feel there is nothing wrong with criticizing movies. If I didn't enjoy watching Elvis dig into bad movies, well, I wouldn't be subscribed. But when you're going to criticize plot writing on a topic you don't actually have any personal experience with, e.g. polaroid photography, I feel like you take on the responsibility of either doing the most basic, surface-level research on the topic, or you just have to accept that you are, in turn, opening yourself up to the same criticism. When I see a claim being made on the internet that I believe to be inaccurate, I always look it up first to see if _I_ am the one who's wrong before making any attempt to correct someone else. Having a healthy understanding of how much there is out there that you still don't know is a much more important trait than knowing a lot of things, IMO. I think the only thing that's really "stupid," is assuming that you already know everything, and that if someone thinks differently from you, then that means they _must_ be wrong. In other words, the belief that you have a "monopoly of genius" is much more dangerous than simply being ignorant. That's why the first vertex on the graph visualizing the Dunning-Kruger Effect is called "Mount Stupid." (a very interesting google search if you haven't already heard of this) Even though I personally own a polaroid camera, and have struggled tearing a polaroid photo in the past, I STILL looked it up and double checked just to make sure I wasn't misremembering. I know it all seems trivial, but it's very important to me that I don't mislead or misinform people on the internet.

This sounds like the Goosebumps book "Say Cheese And Die" but makes less sense... somehow.

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

That was based on a Twilight Zone episode.

@bea4828

2 жыл бұрын

@@anubusx ooo! Haven't seen that one, what's it called? I will make sure to check it out.

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

@@bea4828 A Most Unusual Camera.

@danninmatthews5640

2 жыл бұрын

@@bea4828 Me too. And, I thought the same thing of this.

@ParagonPKC

2 жыл бұрын

that's a good $uicideboy$ song

8:27 "bird is super angry" Wouldn't want to be a piggy around her then

@dogmanwes2790

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅

13:00 I mean, if a blurry reflection in a mirror at the back of the photo is enough to count as being in the photo, it should work

The fact that goosebumps a kids book did better than a movie for adults is embarrassing

@BossClown9

2 жыл бұрын

+ that kid book has the merit to be original

@Hoganply

2 жыл бұрын

It's a PG-13. So, it's intentded for dumb teenagers. (In reality, it's for no-one.)

@itisjustacomment

2 жыл бұрын

Really have you watched the goosebumps episode? It's cheap and childish .

@strider9471

2 жыл бұрын

@@itisjustacomment I think it may be childish because it's meant for children?

@Chris-ci8vs

2 жыл бұрын

I think these goons even stole character names from the book.

oh didn’t expect Elvis to just do me like that but, here we are

@Jalapenoflavor

2 жыл бұрын

How dare you comment on a video that doesn’t belong to the click >:(

@goremagala8288

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, yeah he killed of us at the start, ay?

@waynetastic1746

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect you to be here, hello friend! 👋😁

@manboy4720

2 жыл бұрын

you want elvis to do you? jeez, at least let him take you to dinner first.

@nanomachinesson8963

2 жыл бұрын

@@manboy4720 r/rare insults

I liked this movie personally. Im a fan of "shut your brain off and watch" horror movies and this one definitely fits the bill.

6:59 That's because dogs and other animals typically have stronger senses that humans (better hearing, better sense of smell, greater spacial awareness, etc.), so even though many people consider it a horror trope it's like the one thing in dumb horror movies that actually makes sense. If something is amiss in your environment (supernatural or otherwise) your pets are generally going to sense it before you do.

The thing about taking a picture of a terrorist on tv and destroying the photo is literally the plot of Death Note. Just writing names in a notebook rather than voodoo polaroid photos.

@Necromancer0225

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking too

@gigim.9742

2 жыл бұрын

It IS Death Note, only way more inconvenient.

@Eshtian

2 жыл бұрын

@@gigim.9742 neh I'd say it's more convenient. One of the issues with the death note is needing to know the full name, so pseudonyms counter it. While you may need to take a picture in place of writing your victim down, that's still easy to do, at least online. So slightly harder public use, counters pseudonyms.

@inaneinacheve

Жыл бұрын

Yes, but the Death Note can be used even if your write on a ripped page, it wouldn't possible with a Polaroid, but it counters pseudonyms without selling half of your life

Yknow what adds a mood and atmosphere without messing with the lighting? Good writing, good direction and good acting.

@KumaoftheForest

2 жыл бұрын

Original ideas help too

@laravioliiii2832

Жыл бұрын

nah takes too much time and we have to get it out during october

12:50 So Death note, camera edition

Inserting the Nic Cage cutout as the demon in that first pic was so funny lmao. Also I love that he has a jacket now. The Nic Cage cutout jokes are always my favorites lol.

The best horror story about a Polaroid camera that kills people hasn’t even been made into a movie (I think). It’s just a novella by Stephen King named The Sun Dog.

@doorman-pk1po

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, that was a great story.

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

The Sun Dog? Skoll or Hati? Wait, those are wolves! XD

@swagromancer

2 жыл бұрын

I'm still holding out hope that they will adapt it for a future season of Creepshow.

@Sammy102093

2 жыл бұрын

Shutter was a pretty decent movie. The Thai original, not the remake

@taviikatt7745

2 жыл бұрын

Visage is a pretty cool horror game where you have to use a camera to uncover secrets

I like how Elvis basically describes how the pictures can be used as a Death Note

6:56 Goosebumps taught me that dogs recognize ghosts. I think the concept of dogs detecting the supernatural comes from their sense of smell.

I like how he mentioned in his video about "behind you" that theres a jojo stand that pulls you into a mirror. And theres also a jojo stand that's a Polaroid that traps you in a photo.

The main character looks like they'd be in one of those anti-vaping ads.

@erika.s

2 жыл бұрын

OOC but "MonOreo" 😂

@Jade-vl2pi

2 жыл бұрын

Why is this such an accurate description

@laravioliiii2832

Жыл бұрын

Say no to drugs or I will take a picture of you! But the picture won't kill you. THE DRUGS WILL!

I have been “insulted” for wearing gloves. I can totally believe someone said something about her scarf.

@mintydraws3962

2 жыл бұрын

How dare not wanting your hands to be cold loser

@thatalchemistlady

2 жыл бұрын

I understand the random bullying because bullies just want to fuck with your confidence. However, I find it difficult to believe that in a town that has a very marked winter weather, she is the only one wearing a scarf. Like...how. Shouldn't everybody be wearing scarves?

@MrSqurk

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatalchemistlady I live in a country with serious winter conditions and I don't even think it was bullying. If I wasn't wearing gloves they would have said some other stupid shit.

@emstink

2 жыл бұрын

I used to be too self-conscious and frightened to wear a coat in the middle of freezing winter, because people in my classes would make fun of people for wearing them... Kids are stupid.

@fatherpleasereturn2088

2 жыл бұрын

@@emstink and then guys will flex not being cold by just wearing shorts

I love how you put the time stamps on the video for when the sponsor was over very helpful

Also for the dog part, im pretty sure dogs and cats and any animal really can see things that we dont see. And can sense things we cant. He probably sensed a evil force in the camera and was whining as a early warning sign.

Wait, if the polaroid acts as like a "voodoo doll," and the demon was in the first couple photos, couldn't they have just burned/ripped the demon like straight off the bat?

@FlyXcur

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah he's in the background so they could have ripped him off at any time

@enotsnavdier6867

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlyXcur They could have swindled that demon good

"But I cannot see, I'm legally blind." - most horror movies

I love the use of Simpsons Hit and Run soundtrack in the background. Many many hours of my childhood went into that game

Why are your videos so addictive… I guess it’s just your personality… pretty cool dude glad I found your channel

Imagine taking a selfie with the polaroid. Selfie Man 2 - Polaroid revenge

@R1ptide_Drag0n

2 жыл бұрын

And they said Endgame was the best crossover...

@sitorchallenge5691

2 жыл бұрын

Wait there is Selfie Man 1?

@Necromancer0225

2 жыл бұрын

@@sitorchallenge5691 yup, it was reviewed by Elvis

@PixelHeroViish

2 жыл бұрын

Finally, a movie we all need

@genericname2747

2 жыл бұрын

The selfish man and Polaroid demon fight over who gets to kill you

Two things: 1. The friendly photography nerds who currently own the Polaroid trademark could probably bury this movie if they wanted to. 2. You know what would actually be creepy? A movie where things are ostensibly normal but wherever our protagonists go is mysteriously dark and deserted.

@Jdn__0001

2 жыл бұрын

@Puss in Boots They mean a disturbing feeling. Like our protagonist entering a school and a school is a normal setting. Though, but something seems off. It’s normal but you know that’s something is off or different. Like someone is watching.

@LockeGran

2 жыл бұрын

2nd point is basically any horror, especially when a jumpscare needs to happen.

@OrionDawn15

2 жыл бұрын

@Puss in Boots So... a liminal space horror movie?

@OrionDawn15

2 жыл бұрын

@Puss in Boots You tell me. I'm not sure how a liminal space horror movie would work.

@Jdn__0001

2 жыл бұрын

@Puss in Boots No every movie tries to have it. But horrible directors can picture the feeling. So no.

The funny thing is that if there were better directors, actors, plot, and a complete redesign of the concept, it would have actually worked as a movie. I thought the backstory was not only fine, but rather actually a bit creative (although the twists could have gone better)

Ya know ads in KZread videos sometimes annoy me but Elvis the alien is so interesting that I actually love watching them

ok so if the 3 survive, don't they have to guard the last photo of them with their life? and if the polaroid decays or gets faded do they just become weirdly de-saturated?

@TheLewdOtaku

Жыл бұрын

If the writers weren't hacks I would imagine the specific magic Polaroids would age as the humans do naturally and not at the speed of regular Polaroids. Or not maybe if they keep it safe they can live forever Why am I even giving this any thought

@BriarPatchNyra

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLewdOtaku so it’s like Dorian gray

@emilylike-the-soup2502

Жыл бұрын

@@BriarPatchNyra Or like that magic painting in The Witches by Roald Dahl. (Man, that book freaked me out as a kid).

I remember watching this movie in the cinema with my bf at the time and he was scared (he also thought The Nun was the best and scariest horror movie, so his opinion has no weight) but I enjoyed the not popped Popcorn that was stuck in my teeth more. It had some cool things, like the Girl needing to break her Fingies to kill the Monster since it was on the picture. Also the guy that got his Picture ripped was kinda fun to watch. But that was it. (Edit: I just fixed a missspelling, calm down)

@Jormyyy

2 жыл бұрын

I think your (ex?) BF needs to expand his horror film horizons and realize jumpscares ≠ a good horror movie 😅

@AZodiacCancer

2 жыл бұрын

Fixed a misspelling still has fingies. I did laugh at fingies.

@jaaonvilla

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I get it my ex loved la llorona smh

I don’t even remember how I found your channel. I’ve been subscribed for a few months now and I absolutely love your content. 🖤

Just wanted to say I found your channel today and your editing is amazing. Had me laughing so much! You found the best clips to fit in!!

I know we're obviously trashing this film but I wanna point out something that is the actress who played the lead, Kathryn Prescott, got recently involved in an accident last September being hit by a cement truck while crossing the road in Brooklyn and was left with two broken legs, a broken pelvis, a broken foot and a broken hand. All of my hearts goes out to her and her family.

I actually really liked the Goosebumps version

@UnixemDev

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Good times

the editing in your newest video's is so funny, loving it

This editing is just amazing! Not laughed out loud in so long :D

says a lot about the movie when the dog is the best actor

@BossClown9

2 жыл бұрын

The dog is always the best actor, in any movies

Elvis: "Trade guaranties you'll love your first coffee" Me: 🙂 Elvis: "And if you don't, they'll ship you out." Me: 🙁

@redguywithatophat1900

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@NorthernGreenEyes

2 жыл бұрын

Hehehehe

@BossClown9

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@fluffyflareon4152

2 жыл бұрын

jajaja

@Proserpira

2 жыл бұрын

"Either like your your first coffee or you're off to Iraq"

Meet Elvis The Alien *The Man who won’t stop until every Netflix horror movie is exposed, killing brain cells every time. Salute to this brave man*

Editing really stood out to me in this vid - really hilarious!

He’s posting so many videos, thank you Elvis.

@elvis5384

2 жыл бұрын

E

@nouyc

2 жыл бұрын

@@elvis5384 e

@elvis5384

2 жыл бұрын

@@nouyc Say my name

@nouyc

2 жыл бұрын

@@elvis5384 Elvis

@elvis5384

2 жыл бұрын

@@nouyc You're god damn right!

Before watching 'Polaroid': I mean, Deathnote had a notebook that could kill people by writing their name in it, so it doesn't necessarily have to be bad. Right? 🤷‍♂️ After: Ah, they went with the live-action version, in regards to quality. 😔 Good video as always, Elvis! 👍🏾

imagine your friend just spamming texts at you with that sound

Elvis, I love your editing style. It encapsulates everything that makes me wheeze until there are stars in my vision.

"Say Cheese Or Die" Every masterpiece has a cheap copy.

One of the characters in the "say cheese and die" goosebumps book was named bird. This literally just a rip off lol

@leonk7201

2 жыл бұрын

or maybe just a reference?

@urgae9125

2 жыл бұрын

@@leonk7201 nah, references belong to good movies.

hint for disposing of haunted objects- don’t just toss them whole into a body of water. smash them into little pieces, burn/melt what can be burned or melted, put the pieces/ashes into at least 10 little hex bags to properly bind whatever lingering malevolence may be leftover. place the bags inside heavy lock boxes, then go on a road trip stopping at various national parks, dig a very, very deep hole in the most remote place you can still navigate your way out of and place a box inside at each stop. bury the boxes placing big heavy rocks, or (local of course) saplings to grow over the area so the box couldn’t be easily dug up. if you are okay with keeping it near you so you always know where it is bury somewhere on your property(or a local field if don’t have land) and again, ideally mark the spots with trees. weld the boxes shut. this seem expensive and like a bit of a hassle? well its a demon object. you gotta be thorough.

10:16 YES! Just in the same fashion as eye health and repair. Hey what ruins your eyes? Staring at the sun. What fixes them? A laser you have to stare at.

Trying to find functioning film cartridges for that thing would be a quest all by itself

I'm only 28 seconds into the video and this movie sounds like a rip from Goosebumps. I wonder if I'm right? 2 minutes and 11 seconds, Elvis literally references Goosebumps... Need I say more?

Awesome video! The editing on this one is top notch!

i love when my tv gets 8 shades of black and jet! Im glad you brought that up.

The best part of this review is during the sponsorship, where Elvis checks "I'm at an intermediate level" and then proceeds to flex his milk pouring skills lmao

Me: Wasn't this a Goosebum- Alien: -this has been done before, like in Goosebumps?

I love your editing lately. I laugh a lot.

I had to pause at the 6:28 mark to say this, she works at an antique shop, she just walks out for seemingly no reason and just abandons the store and her job. It’s like the hanging up the phone trope but with jobs, gotta move the plot along who cares that someone is relying on her to manage the antique store

Besides Goosebumps, this movie also rips off the Stephen King short story: The Sun Dog. Just read that instead.

This movie is the love child of Say Cheese and Die and the Final Destination Movies.

Love the videos man, the edits are proper funny!

Could you imagine if she threw the camera and it magically took one last photo and she was like "Fuck" dives in after it 🤣

There is one movie about a device that kills people that is actually pretty good, Terminator.

The demon doesnt like heat? Does that mean he hates his home or did hell really freeze over

@seanmiller4170

2 жыл бұрын

Well, there are descriptions of hell that describe it as dark and cold despite the flames. I think Buddhist hell is like a frozen wasteland

Elvis' editing is getting more chaotic and I love it

Yk what would’ve been a hilarious plot twist? Is if the characters thought light killed the demon, but in fact it only makes it stronger. Yk, because photos develop in light.

The demon's ability is literally just Atom Heart Father from JoJo

@nicholasdennis8092

2 жыл бұрын

The only difference is that they aren’t trapped the same way Josuke and Jotaro got trapped. Both movies/ shows did defeat the villain the same way though

@ironmaster6496

2 жыл бұрын

Youre right hahaha the moment he said how the Camera could be a weapon iwas thinking about it as a stand or death note like object, completly forgot about Kira's father

@UlshaRS

2 жыл бұрын

Worse! It's basically that obnoxious 4 year old playing pretend and going 'nuh-uh, i have, um, uh, i have a magic force field'. JoJo has engaging characters.

Elvis talking about the teacher’s dorito chin, meanwhile Elvis’ chin: ˙ ᴖ ˙

@GreenProd007

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, his facial hair makes it appear that way. Looks kinda roundish to me otherwise.

@urgae9125

2 жыл бұрын

I love the face on his chin, it's like he's double upset at this movie.

3:05 funny, because that’s my call ringtone (for me it’s scary because it usually rings when my dad calls, and it always makes me fear if he’s mad or just calling)

06:48 The dog is the best actor in this movie.

I watched this movie with my mom... we never finished it, it was so fuckin bad. glad you're watching it and sharing our pain

@gigim.9742

2 жыл бұрын

That's called "taking one for the team", and it's a beautiful expression of his love for us. Also, he prolly likes the advert bucks. 😇

This is totally going to be a cult classic in 10 years.

Just found your channel…love it! You may have already done this one but the “Greasy Strangler” is a gem if you haven’t indulged yet 😂

I love that yelling falling sound bit he used

These types of 'horror' movies make me feel so smart.

12:43 - Casually explains the plot of Death Note

6:50 This dog is insanely cute, my heart has melted

I remember when I wanted to go to this movie with my friends, but decided to watch something else instead. That was a good idea haha

The most unrealistic aspect of the movie is that they cast a 40 year old looking woman as a high school student

8:36 Can't we use the camera's shockwave properties to defeat the ghost because holy shit that explosion is strong af

The dogs always know when the ghost is there but usually the don’t escape :( I’m glad more horror movies stopped hurting them.

I just want to say that I love rewatching these videos. I think this is at least the 4th time I'm watching this 💜💜

The main actress, Bird (Kathryn Prescott) was hit by a truck in New York this year. She luckily survived but she has extensive injuries and has to go through multiple surgeries. Wishing her well on her recovery!

This seems like it could have been a Deathnote-type story.

@SkulCat

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes, Dark Imagay

Great editing!! On the walking off by yourself in horror movies to abandoned areas I once went to my local hospital in Hobart Tasmania to hang with my friend as he had broke his wrist drunk , we had been sitting around for hours so I said " I am going for a walk around" I got in the lift and pressed any random floor just to see what was up there and I the elevator opens to the perfect horror movie set , it was a abandoned ward that was pitch black apart from the lights coming in from the street, there where old stained mattress lying on the floor , old Medical machines broken and gowns just left behind, I pulled out my lighter and started walking around this creepy hospital ward . I assumed it was just closed down for renovation so I wasn't really scared UNTIL I see at the end of the ward a black figure standing there still obviously looking at me ! I turned around and bolted back to the elevator and went back to ground floor emergency where my friend was. He went in to get his wrist sorted and while I was still out in emergency waiting two security guards came up to me and asked " why we're you on ward 16 ? , I said " sorry , I just got bored and went for a walk " , what he said next freaked me out , " so , where is the other guy ? " I looked at him blankly and assured him I was by myself, he then said " on the Cameras we saw you go into the ward , and then after a minute or two you came back into the elevator, where's the guy why was right behind you at the elevator doors when it was closing? Whoever that black figure was had chased straight after me as I saw him and bolted, no idea who it was and why they had been there , I told the security that and they went off to investigate. My friend had finished getting his wrist fixed and we left , so I never found out who ( or what) it was in that scary abandoned ward that night ........but yes , it was straight out of one of these shitty horror movies.

3:30 Getting that Jimmy neutron brain blast moment back to that hack slinging slasher episode of spongbob with nosferatu because of that lightswitch sound effect