Martin Keown ... the man who treats footballers like the most precious assets of humanity who have given their lives to the cruel, dastardly world of football.

@footballequalslife7452

2 жыл бұрын

What a comment 😂😂

@tottenhamhotspurish

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Leehow80

2 жыл бұрын

well said. Ive always thought that!!

@romulus3345

2 жыл бұрын

Martin Keown the grim reaper of parties.

@P.Rick316

2 жыл бұрын

Look what he did to RVN

Does Martin keown ever criticise a player? The mental gymnastics he does to defend players, is absurd.

@kevinbeck6785

2 жыл бұрын

Why is he comparing him to Harry Kane, because Harry is not playing very well himself

@04foreverinvincible69

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinbeck6785 did you not listen ?

@HQLondon23

2 жыл бұрын

Ozil is the only time I ever heard him say something negative about Arsenal

@kevinbeck6785

2 жыл бұрын

@@HQLondon23 Rubbish commentator any way money for old rope

@P.Rick316

2 жыл бұрын

Talks a load of waffle

It doesn't even feel like Martin Keown believes what he's saying anymore

@truegunner7223

2 жыл бұрын

I am reminded of an Arsene Wenger quote "if you talk too much you cant be intelligent all the time". I cant believe Keown said if team win manager is right and if they lose manager is "wrong"...thats does not behove well for an Arsenal Invincible.

@Kingofasia101

2 жыл бұрын

He already said he won't publicly criticize the club. He's just twerking for an Arsenal paycheck. Same as Wright, Parlour, etc. Shameless...

@grassrootsfootball225

2 жыл бұрын

@@truegunner7223 that is football mate, the book starts and stops withthe manager

@grassrootsfootball225

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kingofasia101 hes an abassador they dont pay him ffs online fan opinion is so disconnected from the real game it's almost laughable

@leewilliams8579

2 жыл бұрын

Hes pathetic his opinions are irrelevant he won't criticise the club in public doesn't matter how crap we are

Never leave talksport Keown ! the way Simon rips you apart is comedy gold .

Martin needs a break from this show. He's actually embarrassing himself infront of everyone that listens 😂

@yearofthecactuscactus3523

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 for real. Man is dead out here

@Leehow80

2 жыл бұрын

well said. hes a joke

@5thdawg917

2 жыл бұрын

His a disgrace. He was passenger as a player and his also a passenger as a pundit. His no Arsenal legend.

@oprahlovescake6590

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leehow80 He's*

@steveo5640

2 жыл бұрын

This bloke lives up arsenal backside, completely blinded by everything else

Martin is on the arsenal payroll.

"Martin you've bumped your head there" hahahahhaa ffs Simon

Keown persuading himself with this bs he told just there. How Simon cant keep his face serious is hilarius 😂😂

@sharonbrown8872

2 жыл бұрын

Around about 55 seconds in you can clearly see Simons thoughts 😂

Im a Gooner and Simon Jordan is spot on!

When paint needs to sleep.... It watches Martin Keown dry.

13:32 “Martin you’ve bumped your head there”😂😂😂

Simon's Arteta assessment doesn't seem to be holding up too well at the moment. Not to say anything about his Rangnick prediction 🤣

@tobiathon80

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same.

@JRK2669

11 ай бұрын

Arteta bottled the league

It's amazing that Keown and Adams formed one of the best, toughest defences the country has ever seen, but post-retirement, talk about football like they never played the game. They both talk absolute dross.

@PGO_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely true. They are both allergic to variety in tactics, and it's importance to the team. It's as if Arsene Wenger gave them a speech, and then sent them off to play, without any preparation at all.

@rc4934

2 жыл бұрын

Love them both but you’re spot on haha

This is exactly what happened to Vardy under Claude Puel. Every one watching from outside thought Vardy was finished but when Rodgers came in funny how Vardy was back to his old tricks

@5starathlete804

2 жыл бұрын

And that’s exactly what’s going to happen. He is gonna go to Newcastle and revive him

@Jo-jf8bb

Жыл бұрын

U sure guys

5:00 the sip of water to cool yourself down to prevent you from having a wobbly 😭

@haizee2330

2 жыл бұрын

That's called a fool's sip

Natalie's facial expressions when they go back and forth are great!

@chrispmodlin

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t you just love her she sits there and you can imagine what she’s thinking.Love to see her more on the show

@corpgov

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrispmodlin waste of space, personally. Just put a gif in place instead.

@maroofs7

2 жыл бұрын

She speaks a lot of garbage

@pelvicthrustful

2 жыл бұрын

@@corpgov agreed, experienced ex-professional footballer. ex-football club owner , photogenic woman with great ***s

There is something obscene about football players being paid £300,000 a week and then we are they're not considered to be sufficiently "in form" to come off the bench. Salaries should be aligned to performances.

If a player isn’t playing well and there on the bench does that really mean there’s a problem or a rift? Or does it just mean he isn’t playing well so he should be on the bench 😂

@tee3114

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@kankala358

2 жыл бұрын

Well i guess Harry Kane is having a great season

@MrGen101

2 жыл бұрын

@@kankala358 who do they bench kane for?

@anubis8918

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGen101 whoever played in his place for the 1st couple games of the season

@mihir89

2 жыл бұрын

Think they are out of material so trying to create some 😂

Jordan struggling hard to stay awake during Keowns initial response.

Martin Keown: “you have to admit that the squad at Arsenal now is better than the one Arteta inherited” I’d fucking hope so after chucking £500m at the problem

@millerchassis6119

2 жыл бұрын

Yer man you guys should be way higher up the table for what he spent.

@millerchassis6119

2 жыл бұрын

Yer man you guys should be way higher up the table for what he spent.

@gurnman

2 жыл бұрын

500m 😂

@hahttfhjjfvnkyfxxxcnmjrscb8838

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the least spent in the traditional top 4 Man Utd Chelsea Man City have spent higher

@MrBananaBandana

2 жыл бұрын

@@hahttfhjjfvnkyfxxxcnmjrscb8838 and? do they look like a top four team?

What happened to you Martin Keown? Seems like you are coming Rio Ferdinand where no one takes you seriously.

Lmao 0:36 Simon takes of his glasses and starts rubbing his eyes as soon as Martin starts talking his drivel xD

If you where a non football fan, you'll think this Martin chap is lovely kind man for not criticising footballers attitudes. But when you check up with this bloke own playing career, oh boy it's totally different by kicking & swinging arms on his opponents.

@seasonedbeefs

Жыл бұрын

Neanderthal

This is the second time I've heard Simon use the analogy of Frank Lampard's time at Chelsea as a comparison for what Arteta's time could be at Arsenal (in terms of setting a foundation for the next manager). Funny thing is, he claims it as his own idea when just a few days ago a very reasonable Arsenal fan called in with this thought, Simon agreed, and now he's claiming it as his own 😆

@PGO_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

Is the point right, or is it wrong? That is what matters.

@ellishall127

2 жыл бұрын

Simon has said this for months not a few days, and its correct. Arteta is not ready to be manager at Arsenal

@mkodyChallengesYOurexistence

2 жыл бұрын

@Bonny Hammer who cares .look at the news lol

@rashidkhalid3970

2 жыл бұрын

Arteta should be treated like George grahmam who got a solid defense club needs a new version of wenger now and a elite name as manager whom can come in and revulationise the club

@Periodik

11 ай бұрын

​@@PGO_Gaming It was wrong.

I hate when people do that act like there's no shades of grey. Keown plebb

4:35 to skip Martin Keown sending you to sleep

Watching Natalie trying not to laugh at these two arguing is hilarious 🤣

@pelvicthrustful

2 жыл бұрын

she looks totally out of her depth and has no idea what to say. Which would be right.

Jordan's undisguised disdain for Keown is highly amusing.

@uyiosaigiehon7174

2 жыл бұрын

lol and i don’t blame him, he’s the only man on talk sport who consistently interrupts him. And not for good reason too, after he spewed for 5 minutes and when Simon tries to speak Keown keeps spewing.

@scatmann5839

2 жыл бұрын

@@uyiosaigiehon7174 Not only does Martin spew but he spews a load of unintelligent nonsense.

Fact he’s not here for the arsenal. He’s here for the money.

@whoknew2273

2 жыл бұрын

Same as Ozil and Xahaka

Martin is actually in the Arsenal payroll, there’s nothing anyone gonna tell me with this gibberish he’s saying

Natalie wants Simon's cob! His sausage cob. 😁

This aged well 🤣 Keown is stealing a living

He's more worried about appearing on KZread with a newly wrapped Ferrari

@intrepidbun5002

2 жыл бұрын

100% that video irritated the hell out of me

Think Benjamin Mendy should get Keown as his lawyer 😂

Keown is so delusional it's insane. Simon on point as usual. Aubameyang has got his paycheck and simply stopped playing.

@anubis8918

2 жыл бұрын

He hasn't stopped playing, he simply doesn't believe in the manager and his tactics. Subconsciously that will show up on the pitch

@andrewtaylor6571

2 жыл бұрын

@@anubis8918 exactly just look at man utd for the past 8yrs

@JackSparrow-yf7pk

2 жыл бұрын

Did he stop running ? Did he stop pressing?

@JackSparrow-yf7pk

2 жыл бұрын

If he is not on the score sheet, arsenal fans ignore all the things he is doing

@ddaa7800

2 жыл бұрын

100%

Fun fact - Timo Werner had more G/A than Aubameyang last season

@sulaak

2 жыл бұрын

most were off-side goals.

@FkProductions14

2 жыл бұрын

@@sulaak he had about 16 rules out for offsides what are you on abiut

@lungelobaba9942

2 жыл бұрын

Comparing Chelsea chances ba arsenal come on

arsenal fan here, again simon jordan is spot on, keown is pampering the players, not performing not good enough

“It’s taken a long time for him to find out his best starting eleven.” That is literally only Arteta’s fault, he’s the one watching them in training EVERYDAY!

@lewisassim92

2 жыл бұрын

So how does that account for the 5 first team players we signed four months ago. We have had around 20 players move in the last 18 months.

@SamsonRyan72

2 жыл бұрын

No, we've been in major transition for the past 3 years and Arteta had to flush out most of the team he inherited and then had to rely on the board to back him. They have backed him now and he's brought in more players that he wants but still needs more players. Now that he has almost an XI of his own players, now he has some continuity as to the team he picks week in week out.

Simons got Martin "yeah but " keown on toast here 🤣👍

0:37 Keown answering a question that wasn't asked! 10:00 did he just say when arteta knows his best 11 they'll start winning despite of tactics. Man's a shill and bluffer

@27JakeD

Жыл бұрын

This hasn't aged well

@beefsuprem0241

Жыл бұрын

@@27JakeD Arsenal have improved yes, the point about Keown still stands.

each time I hear Martin speak I lose more and more respect for him. It's pointless asking him an Arsenal related question because he won't say one bad word about them. Part of the problem along with the fan base who are happy to accept this mediocrity. Arteta is a rookie manager learning on the job and yet we're happy to accept 8th place finishes whilst all our rivals are strengthening season after season...

@xolasidziya8702

2 жыл бұрын

Factos.

@jesserogers3869

2 жыл бұрын

Im shaw he cares what you think 😴😴😴😴

@dontbewoke

7 ай бұрын

shaw? sure u muppet 😂@@jesserogers3869

All players are overpaid. End of story. This shouldn’t be a discussion… there should of been a salary cap years ago. Martin talks so much rubbish and needs to be booted off tv / radio the lot.

@LegendNinja41

2 жыл бұрын

ok but let's say we do a salary cap, and put the cap at 50 million, so 50 million salary for the whole squad. Where does all the money go that would have otherwise been spent for Player wages? because Top Clubs pay their players every year 100-200m because more often than not, they earn more money from the player than they pay in wages. Obviously, since they are serious businesses. The money the clubs would safe from lower wages would go to the owners who usually are already Billionaires and make the Clubs worth boom since Player power would be much smaller with such a Salary cap, again just benefitting a super rich club owner or investor.

@check2000

2 жыл бұрын

well said

@kylenelson2121

2 жыл бұрын

@@LegendNinja41it’s a fair question but one that holds very little weight. Basically what you are saying is if we have a cap than the owners get all the money. It’s not a „one or the other“ situation here. A game is only as good / fair as the rules dictate. So we need to improve the rules. The league should be open for all clubs to win the league not just the richest. Best thing to do. 1. Set a cap on salaries (this can be done in stages) 2. Profits - % need to go paying club staff well, invest in youth & communities, lowering season ticket prices etc. 3. Every club needs a minimum of 60% home grown players in the Main squad - national team football would become better 4. I like the rule they have in Germany of 50 + 1 rule, fans should have a say in what happens to their club. In the end football should belong to the fans. Greed and opulence needs to be removed… it’s without question taking the soul and integrity away from the sport.

i havent listened yet but i just know keown's gonna waffle some shite

Simons reaction is so funny while Martin is speaking lol haha ha

Martin, Please stop talking. Yours sincerely, everyone on earth.

Jordan is one of the best commentators about...

everything you need to know about this current iteration of the gunners, summed up in one line at 9:08: "if we believe that arteta's going to be the answer, im not sure what the question is.."

Can someone explain to me is it a bad thing that I'm losing brain cells, when Martin Keown speaks he's opinion on this matter.

Jordan ffs! What went wrong with your Arteta crystal ball?!?🤣😅

David Dein turned me over 🤣🤣

a vulture wouldn't press. if anything it would do an extremely low block and then do a counter attack when the opposition is "dead" on it's feet. It's a scavenger. it likes things that can't move.

I don't like Keown being on to be fair. He's fractious for the sake of being fractious. Not comfortable in his views, unlike Danny Murphy earlier in the week, who is an easy listen/watch...Keown is just looking for the opposite view to Simon Jordan. He's a bore.

@Tombola8610

2 жыл бұрын

I've noticed this too. He's always trying to 1 up simon on every point. I'm thinking ffs keown it's not a dick measuring contest it's football 😂

@voidmachine408

2 жыл бұрын

It's the good cop / bad cop used with a lot of these shows on talksport. Just not sure which is the bad cop, Bring back "The Two Mikes"

@scatmann5839

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tombola8610 Keown and Jordan both hold each other in contempt. Simon doesn't see him as an intellectual equal, hence his rather condescending attitude towards him, and other ex footballers who he chews up and spits out.

I can see where ty gets his inspiration for positivity

Another fact dropped from 'The Don' Jordan

Wow , hearing this 2 weeks ago , knowing that Auba has been benched and Arsenal looking even better is interesting to see, knowing what has already happened

Keown looks so confused when debating Simon Jordan

When Martin said he would never criticise the club in public so how can we listen to his opinion

Martin "I look at it form the players point of view" Simon "REALLY ?" 😂

Hahah Keown is fed up with the goading from those 2

You'll find more intelligence in one of Simons fingernails than all of Martin Keowns brain

@DocTommy1972

2 жыл бұрын

except when he hears the name Staveley. Then he loses his mind

As Martin talks, he's picturing Walt Disney characters and Willy Wonkers Umpa Lumpas.

That aged well

The egg timer! The fackin EGG TIMER!! 🤣😝

Martin Keown is out of his depth just like Arteta

Did Keown ACTUALLY say some footballers are underpaid? I don't care if you're George Best, no footballer deserves £300,000 a week. JOKE

@omatseyeugen5697

2 жыл бұрын

But the owners of these clubs deserves all money from Commercials?

@relax9674

2 жыл бұрын

Wonder if you were recieve that amount you would say the same thing. You wouldnt

@jonnys8sumthin

2 жыл бұрын

@@relax9674 First of all, you don't need to answer for me. I actually would say the same thing.... But I'd still take the money. Doesn't make it right though!

@jonnys8sumthin

2 жыл бұрын

@@omatseyeugen5697 No they don't .... but that wasn't the topic was it?

@tigermouth11

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonnys8sumthin when you look at how much revenue is involved in football, 300k a week isn't that much.

Martin is clueless. Natalia caught him out lovely

I despise the English media because when Arsenal go through a bad spell, they claim there is a "rift" at the club. Aubamayang hasn't been playing well enough so he should be dropped, it doesn't mean Arteta has fallen out with him. These people in the media are pathetic.

@MRAPEXPREDATOR1

2 жыл бұрын

I agree mate, as they do the same with us .. too biased towards Liverpool in the media now! Far too many of them on sky etc.

@FkProductions14

2 жыл бұрын

Keep crying Arsenal fans playing the victim as usual

@ryancummins8067

2 жыл бұрын

@@FkProductions14 Not an Arsenal fan but you are a typical ignorant little englander, I bet you sing; "It's coming home" After England's national team beat bang avarage opposition.

@mccleandazza4618

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha the media were right auba taking the p..s out the club

@chrisolagrim3597

2 жыл бұрын

Giving a crap what the media think is pathetic.

Simon saying 'you need to love your players'😂😂 bang on accent there, livin in Martins head rent free

Keown just doesn't want to upset his football pals.

Heated? I’ve seen bigger arguments between teddy bears..

He is nether a “playboy” nor is he deserving to be in the starting 11. He is simply out of form and sadly on the decline. But now the narrative is that there is a problem between him and Arteta which is not true imo.

@hen5555

2 жыл бұрын

@Benedict Wong Could see Maguire kicking about with cornrows 😂😂

@LegendNinja41

2 жыл бұрын

the narrative around him, before he went to Arsenal also came about because of his style, clothes he wears and eccentric nature. Germany is a more left leaning country than the Usa and Uk politically but socially definitely a bit more conservative then the Usa and probably Uk aswell, Auba being Auba was a easy target for the Media and others to pick on him, what stuff he wore or what he did and what not because more often than not, if you're not fitting into the herd, people will always look at you. I can't remember any crazy scandals from his time at Dortmund but im not a Bvb fan anyway, it always seemed a big issue for him was his mental, he also had some rough times at Dortmund.

@04foreverinvincible69

2 жыл бұрын

Auba terrible under Arteta partey terrible under Arteta kt becoming average under Arteta … arsenal terrible under Arteta I know who’s the problem

@mccleandazza4618

2 жыл бұрын

He was getting a tattoo 😅😅 he took the money and chequed out on arsenal

@Clem_Fandango11

2 жыл бұрын

@@LegendNinja41 Nothing to do with that. All he did was mess around and joke around. You only have to look at his Instagram. AFC is a place of work not fun....I get the impression he thinks he is better than he is. He so wants to be Henry and yet he only has a fraction of the talent. Even wears his socks like him and wears the 14. All Aubamayang cares about is posing in his car, Instagram and wanting fun.

Is Martin still employed by Arsenal? He is speaking like an Arsenal PR Spokesperson. Juggling between defending Arteta, Wenger, Auba, the Arsenal board. He is so defensive to the point of hostile. Then he snaps and asks why bring money into it? Hello, these are highly paid professionals. Of course money and wages has to be factored in.

Heard my mans praising Ragnick😂😂😂 almost bled tears

Simons prediction aged like milk.

Keown did call it tho by saying when salah gets a new contract his form will dip.

Turning into sky sports now with your heated titles.

Don't ever compare Pierre Forehead Aubameyang to Kane lol

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is not a clinical finisher. That was his problem at Dortmund and that is his problem here. He does not contribute enough to the team in distribution to the other forwards, hold-up play, and pressing, to offset the chances that he misses every game they play. Period. He misses penalties. He misses sitters. He misses a clear chance, every game.

@hashmanboxing6688

2 жыл бұрын

Thats cap he was clinical for 3-4 years straight

@PGO_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@hashmanboxing6688 Nonsense. Dortmund fans rejoiced when Aubameyang left to go to Arsenal. He scored a bunch of goals for us, but he has left way more on the pitch. Never been clinical. Needs 4-5 chances to score one goal.

Aubu looks like he's up all night playing fucking computer games !! He always looks knackered

Simon loves it when martins on. He can’t wait to argue. See him smiling as soon as Martin speaks

The issue is if someone performs so you pay them better and then they dip you can't suddenly pay them less so unfortunately if you ever dip in form you will be criticised for the money you earn

Jims looking buff today

It's a good insight from an arsenal invincible! 👏

Arsenal fans and former players STILL drone on about the invincibles. Here's a fact. A club can sail a season undefeated on 38 points...then get relegated! 😀

@lond111

2 жыл бұрын

Lets face it if you can draw 38 epl games and get relagated thats better than the treble winners centurions and invincibles put together

@Wildfire211000

2 жыл бұрын

Then let's see it happen.

I want Keown to read me a bad time story. His voice makes my heart warm.

"Martin, you've bumped your head there." 13:32

He needs to be loved, he is only getting 350k a week. poor bloke dealing with wrapping all his Lamborghinis.

Can't compare Harry Kane with Aubameyang. Harry Kane wanted to leave Tottenham Hotspur at the end of last season and so he is demotivated.

Martin keown protection of these footballers is astonishing,Simon has his balls in a vice .

Keown really done himself in heading the ball with a conncussion 🤪 on about Tierney not starting when he did actually start against Everton for a start, then going on about being away from the Emirates, when we can get slapped up at home just as much

In my day age Players had to earn the right for a contract extension now they handing out contracts like sweeties

0:41 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sharonbrown8872

2 жыл бұрын

0:53 😂😂😂

Martin never criticises arsenal players.

Simon Jordan👏🏿👏🏿

@slick89ful

2 жыл бұрын

Aren't you an Arsenal fan??

@justiceoforiszn5390

2 жыл бұрын

@@slick89ful yh so?

@slick89ful

2 жыл бұрын

@@justiceoforiszn5390 Just surprising as an Arsenal fan to see someone happily supporting Simon Jordan instead of Martin Keown - a legend of the club.

@pizzagateisreal

2 жыл бұрын

@@slick89ful right is right wrong is wrong you don't support someone who is wrong regardless of whom they may be

@justiceoforiszn5390

2 жыл бұрын

@@slick89ful well Im all for supporting club legends but Martin Keown has been pissing me off for some time now so Idec anymore lol

£350k a week for AUBAMEYANG is mad crazy

Keown repeatedly saying the name “Aubameyam” summed up everything about his take on the situation that took place. No clue who or what he’s on about 😂

This is the first talkSPORT clip I've seen where the clickbait word "heated" in the title was not a gross exaggeration.

Aubameyang signed his massive contract and then went down hill very quickly

why Martin keep saying 'Aubmeyam' instead of Aubameyang ..!! 🤔

Keown - The top four is so available... Jordan - Not for Arsenal it's not Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha