I dreamt I was at the grocery store and I saw matt. Then he turned around, looked me dead in the eye and said “ I am wet in the worst way possible”

@ANGRYMUNCI

11 ай бұрын

💀

@BrokenAsf666

11 ай бұрын

Naw

@Kristan_Phillips_Bacon_The_2st

11 ай бұрын

huh

@summoneristhebestterrariaclass

11 ай бұрын

huh

@Novaissue

11 ай бұрын

what 💀

"I'm the man that pacs." actually goes pretty hard. It's also something Matt would say in real life.

@IloveHildasfeet

11 ай бұрын

And that is facs

@crazywarp36

11 ай бұрын

yrfdfgfdjfrhftgyijnuhygnhgfh🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🥌🚫🚫🚫➡🚭 vbedbv":b:>xc"v: LDb🚷RIKtejisghbfdhgufdhygvuyesiducuidiuvshjh56556521414721465481726595498938757/78/2$%^@*&*&*(!&%*&*~((!)_()^^>?:"!{}

@mybodyisamachine

11 ай бұрын

A ghost walks up to me and catches someone and you think that's me? No. I am the one who pacs.

@awesomeman6948

11 ай бұрын

gives same vibes as walter white saying "im the one who knocks"

@Kristan_Phillips_Bacon_The_2st

11 ай бұрын

i am the one who pacs🏳‍⚧

Expectation: Weird sex dreams Reality: NONCONSENSUAL BREAD TOASTING

@aikotitilai3820

11 ай бұрын

Fr once I dreamt of a stripteaser and I was more confused than aroused in my dream

@NeonWafflez707

11 ай бұрын

@@aikotitilai3820nah, striptoaster

@asackboyplush6508

11 ай бұрын

This implies you're attracted to him and if so I don't blame you

@anonymousfairydrones5626

11 ай бұрын

*really* 💀

@StuffandThings_

11 ай бұрын

*Matt Rose: The Curse of the Coke Toast*

One time I fell asleep while watching Markiplier. He then replaced my dad. And married Matt Rose. And since then, Mattiplier is my favorite ship.

@ZoeZparkles

6 ай бұрын

LMAO

@HeyItsIDK

5 ай бұрын

This is making me "💀"

@PisicaPapagal

5 ай бұрын

Mattiplier

@ImVeryChaotic.

5 ай бұрын

💀

@Brass319

4 ай бұрын

Today, I woke up at like 3 am cuz I slept on my foot wrong, watched a couple matt rose videos, went back to sleep. He appeared in my dream and told me to wake up, and then my foot immediately fell asleep again and I was forced to crawl back out of bed just now :(

"The man that pacs" genuinely destroyed me, and I will now be using it to describe myself constantly at any given opportunity.

@kippert8912

5 ай бұрын

A guy loses at Pac-Man And you think that of me? No. I am the one who pacs!

@danny8284

5 ай бұрын

i am… the danger. i am… the one who pacs

@Midnight_spyninjafan_theboy

4 ай бұрын

@@danny8284 under dragon

@mikumiku_va

Ай бұрын

lol

Matt Rose is rapidly becoming the most common form of sleep paralysis demon.

@nadineaymel-sherif

11 ай бұрын

Yeah

@nixxdra

11 ай бұрын

Bet Danny Gonzalez isn’t happy about that

@fitmotheyap

11 ай бұрын

He keeps saying skull emoji help

@elstarnor4628

11 ай бұрын

Somebody needs to write an SCP page about Matt Rose

@nooooooooot

11 ай бұрын

“Have you seen this man”

Having the ability to turn someone into a skeleton by yelling "💀!" is quite the superpower.

@dumbdudesdostuff-ys5km

11 ай бұрын

SKULL EMOJI!!!

@SparkyCas

11 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the Bagob clip with some gentleman being turned into one after the bug said "no you aren't"

@theMyRadiowasTaken

11 ай бұрын

​@@SparkyCasdo you mean bugbo..???

@WhenLifeEnds_

11 ай бұрын

Damnit. It was 666 likes when I saw the comment.

@iwillslapyou4982

11 ай бұрын

@@WhenLifeEnds_ I saw 666 views on a "creepy" video once.

I just had a dream where Matt rose was my ceiling fan and he yelled “HAHA, Greeks can’t break ceiling fans, SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII 💀💀💀💀” then he chucked a furby at my face

@gabbithealicorn7327

4 ай бұрын

As a half-Greek, I can attest that I probably couldn’t break a ceiling fan.

@gunga01to

4 ай бұрын

@@gabbithealicorn7327 YOOOO YOUR ALSO HALF GREEK?!

@gabbithealicorn7327

4 ай бұрын

@@gunga01to I AAAAAAM

@Doofus257

3 ай бұрын

I am……terrified but weirdly not surprised..

@CobyCob098

2 ай бұрын

Not the furby 😭

A few months ago I had a dream where there was this standard-looking office chair and Matt said, with the most defeated, sad voice “it offers no lumbar support!” This has now spiralled into a reoccurring nightmare. His voice is no longer filled with defeat, but with pure rage and blood-thirst. It’s my fault that the chair offers no lumbar support, and I have to die for it.

@HeyItsIDK

5 ай бұрын

😭💀

@jem_jaqovich

4 ай бұрын

thats fucking amazing holy shit lmao

@dervlamcconville5166

3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@way2dead4u

2 ай бұрын

just looked like the same dude with slightly colored hair, both got the same face

The idea of Matt having the power to yell *“SKULL EMOJI”* and turn people into a pile of bones is horrifying

@fionamclary7631

11 ай бұрын

Skull emoji is Curse That Makes You Into A Pile Of Bones

@marchadow3957

11 ай бұрын

Ain't we a pile of bones already tho?

@The360MlgNoscoper

11 ай бұрын

Jojo’s reference

@eloiselockett9001

11 ай бұрын

And yet strangely satisfying

@randromeda_animations

11 ай бұрын

Could make for a nice little short movie :)

Matt is a menace for toasting all that bread without permission

@NBrixH

11 ай бұрын

Truly a danger to society

@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes

11 ай бұрын

We need to warn the rest of the world about this!

@bread-gz3rl

11 ай бұрын

What a fuckin Maniac

@KateIsNotAnAlien

11 ай бұрын

Please help he wont stop toasting all my bread.

@PeptoAbysmoI

11 ай бұрын

Matt please stop everybody is suffering because of you

Pls- "IM A BUILDING, WEARING TRACKSUIT, TRACKSUIT PANTS" IS GONNA BE IN MY HEAD FOREVER 💀

@MasqueradeMisuOriginal.

13 күн бұрын

I turned it inot a second legitmantlly right before i read this comment

@MasqueradeMisuOriginal.

13 күн бұрын

*into a song legitimately

@VFlower_V4

13 күн бұрын

@@MasqueradeMisuOriginal. LMFAO perfect timing

When I saw the one at 2:56 I started laughing so hard that I began to choke on nothing in particular and in between choking I managed to say “I’m going to be a skull emoji soon.”

@ronan-outoftime

5 ай бұрын

oh my god are you okay???? also happy new year (if it is currently new year for you)

@WolfOnPaws_

5 ай бұрын

Thats amazing hahaha

@minecraftexpertstudios7368

4 ай бұрын

SKUUUUUUULLL EMOJIIIIII

@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl

4 ай бұрын

LMAO but seriously u ok?

@somedinguswholikestea

2 ай бұрын

@@PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirlhe’s probably fine. if you’ve ever choked on air before you’d know it’s not too serious

matt did not have to actually go to a taco bell and order "mexican flavor sticks" social anxiety fears him

@wolfnebulae

11 ай бұрын

That scene and this comment had me laughing so hard, haven't laughed like that in a long time Bravo Matt

@MorganMaybe

11 ай бұрын

I got second-hand social anxiety watching him do that 🫠

@grimrip_the1st

11 ай бұрын

​@@MorganMaybe me too fr

@NoriMori1992

11 ай бұрын

I really envy him his total lack of social anxiety 😂 His blog post about various ways he tried to get free McDonald's gave me secondhand social anxiety, as well as that video where he asks an employee for Worcestershire sauce but calls it something else for lulz. I can't even fathom how he does these things 😂

@kiana.4714

11 ай бұрын

i don't remember which video it was but he once asked a subway worker for a "sandewich"

I had a dream where I collapsed in the snow in a short-sleeved shirt, and as my brain was reprimanding me for doing such a stupid thing, Matt came up to me with two cups of cocoa and asked if I was good, then he disappeared without giving me the cup never to be mentioned again.

@HeyItsIDK

5 ай бұрын

💀

@AverageAmateur.1

2 ай бұрын

I read shirt as skirt

Brings a tear to my eye to see someone working so hard to make random strangers’ dreams come true.

Matt Rose, the man who: 1. Perfectly reads gibberish. 2. Perfectly pronounces every emoji. 3. Sings 4. Cooks, and now: 5. LITERALLY MAKES PEOPLE'S DREAMS A REALITY

@Haruki-_

11 ай бұрын

you forgot 6. Pacs

@the_once-and-future_king.

11 ай бұрын

7. Parkour.

@indie_therainwing

11 ай бұрын

8. toasts peoples bread

@merritt3903

11 ай бұрын

@@indie_therainwing without permission

@prashidash

11 ай бұрын

9. turns people into bones

2:56 The thought of Matt Rose having dr.Manhattan-like powers to disintegrate people by simply yelling "💀" is both hilarious and terrifying

@Abypar

11 ай бұрын

​@@cartooncatisthebest skull emoji.

@foggyfen4385

11 ай бұрын

I’m dying why’s it so funny

@_.silly._4

11 ай бұрын

@@foggyfen4385 seriously

@infinitytower8957

11 ай бұрын

​@@foggyfen4385 you're dying because it's so funny, huh. well. what exactly would you use to describe how funny it is maybe. maybe something like 💀

@gamerperson_epik

11 ай бұрын

@@cartooncatisthebest YESWE NEED IT 💀

I’m definitely late on this one, but in case you ever _do_ decide to make the lion video, then here’s my story: So, my grandpa had to travel around the world _constantly_ for work (this was back in the 80’s or something) which meant that _the entire family_ was dragged along with him. One time the family ended up in Kenya, and stayed there for a good couple years (this was before I was born). One time when they were at the safari, a _huge_ and I mean a *_huge_* lion showed up, and stood _upright_. Everyone thought that the lion was gonna attack them or something, but… no. The lion just stood there… watching… and then hurled up an entire stomachfull of gazelle carcass._ According to my mom, it was _the funniest_ thing she had _ever_ seen.

I'm actually dying at the fact that several people had dreams about Matt Rose toasting their bread without consent

i don't dream often but i do have auditory hallucinations and once i was so tired i heard matt rose say "you can't sleep, there are furbies nearby" and i was temporarily startled awake before immediately passing out and sleeping for 13 hours

@emmahealy4863

11 ай бұрын

Omg that sounds like the best and worst thing ever

@gaspshichat

11 ай бұрын

@@emmahealy4863 it was hilarious

@eflat_music

11 ай бұрын

I need to make a minecraft mod about this

@hipie379

11 ай бұрын

@@eflat_musicthat would be great

@Stillcrown239

11 ай бұрын

@@eflat_music You may not rest now, there are furbies nearby.

I had a dream where Matt was trying to invade my dreams but he realized it was not worth the effort and just put my dreams to a "to do later" list

@gamingcookiereal

11 ай бұрын

little did he know

@StuffandThings_

11 ай бұрын

This must be a prediction for the sequel

@LarryTheTugaGamer1511

11 ай бұрын

​@@StuffandThings_5:53 Hey! It's you!

@smartusername

11 ай бұрын

@@StuffandThings_ how r the matt rose dreams coming along

@loliamnonexistent

11 ай бұрын

@@StuffandThings_ LMAO

i can just imagine matt in the british bake off and absolutely DOMINATING now

I had a dream last night where I was in a cinema, watching a fox documentary. Except as it went on, it got less and less accurate, and ended up showing videos of not foxes, but red pandas and calico kittens by the end of the film. Right as the calico cat video came on, Matt (who was sitting next to me the whole time), stood up, pulled out a laser gun, shot at the screen and displayed a massive skull emoji on it, then combusted into flames. Great movie!

The fact this is even a video is both hilarious and slightly concerning at the same time

@claymonstrositys8709

11 ай бұрын

That's surprisingly normal

@IloveHildasfeet

11 ай бұрын

The fact that a nuclear balloon just popped inside of my garage

@blesskurunai9213

11 ай бұрын

@@IloveHildasfeet I hate hilda

@mimi077

11 ай бұрын

it's concerning that it's 9:17 minutes long

@AGglittersparkle

11 ай бұрын

@@mimi077This video is longer than most of his other videos-

When you're happy, you enjoy the music When you're sad, you understand the lyrics "𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓦𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓾𝓲𝓽 𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓾𝓲𝓽 𝓟𝓐𝓝𝓣𝓢" 😢😢😢😭😭😭

@blacklungbob9736

11 ай бұрын

? but what does it mean

@Hummingb1rd

11 ай бұрын

@@blacklungbob9736 He's a building, wearing tracksuit, tracksuit PANTS. What is there to not understand?

@blacklungbob9736

11 ай бұрын

I understand that part but why do you understand the lyrics only when sad

@Hummingb1rd

11 ай бұрын

@@blacklungbob9736 it's a meme, where people say that about songs with lyrics that have no meaning whatsoever

@turbo_marc

11 ай бұрын

least depressed emo gacha unicode text converter user:

I FINALLY DREAMED OF MATT ROSE. It was a dream where I tidied up Matt's dirty dishes in 30 seconds while he couldn't for 2 hours. He got so upset that when I got home, he spam dmed me and one of his dms was just "appeal"

@HVY526

7 күн бұрын

He tried to use Windows XP after its grace period months ago in a dream of mine.

@Demoman884

Күн бұрын

appeal

we need a full video of Matt Rose just singing "IM A BUILDING! Wearing tracksuit... Tracksuit Pants" for like 5 minutes

@BinglesP

17 күн бұрын

It must be in more and more different voices he can do as it progresses, like a Furby, UwU Jason Statham, strangest kids, etc.

So according to the D E E P, Matt Rose - is named Jude - is also named Chester - built a sandcastle to play crazygolf - uploaded a video called "text' that was 52 seconds long - also uploaded a video about internet's lion stories - also uploaded a video reading odd decals/bumper stickers on cars and trucks - has invaded a house to eat spaghetti while watching old visual arts projects (feat. Someone's Toxic Ex) - offers lessons on opening chests from Geometry Dash - also offers shoplifting lessons - can be rude when rejecting submissions for a new video - is the man that pacs - forces students to eat horse meat - forces people to eat Sprite Lasagna and then locks them out of their own house - randomly slides into people's DMs with the word "borealis" - sometimes mumbles the word "bees" - is an Illiad and the Odyssey weeping angel - was on the Great British Bake-Off alongside Boris Johnson and Damon Albarn - traveled from City 17 to the Abbacadabba Room while being possesed - owns a restaurant in the middle of nowhere - once said "rectal bones", context is unknown - cruelly toasts other people's bread - swapped his cat, a pilot responsible for a plane crash, for someone else's, only to become a cat himself - is swedish - foresees the decay of people/objects/places and announces said decay by yelling "💀" - has 4 clones and is looking to maintain his legacy by interviewing people to become the 💀-yeller - is buddhist - sometimes chills out in a park while being dressed like Stede Bonnet - is an airplane - hates furbies but at the same time has an army of them and can birth more furbies - has "Building Wearing Tracksuit Paints" as his favorite song - helps moms with cooking, occasionally replacing people's dads - has died in a car crash, but lived - fought Shia Lebouf in a Home Depot parking lot while covered in eggs - likes to mock people fixing sinks with his pal, Sonic - breaks dishwashes and escapes via evaporation - can transform into Justin Timberlake - has a room dedicated to wine, we still haven't found out if there's a connection between said wine room and the Abbacadabba room - is part of the following prophecy: "When the Danny Devito Sun rises up and so does the Arnold Schwarzenegger Moon, the man that pacs will become the tortilla snacs" - was featured in a podcast - has a B&B - said B&B has what's known as a "PP": panther problem - is exceptionally good at parkour - refers to churros as "mexican flavor sticks"

@emmgustafson8579

10 ай бұрын

How long did this take you? 💀

@ShardPendragon

9 ай бұрын

@@emmgustafson8579 Way too much time 🥲

@zeromortalkuwata

9 ай бұрын

He is also; -A building -Wearing tracksuit -Tracksuit pants

@RatLady-mv3lx

7 ай бұрын

This... this art

@WolfOnPaws_

6 ай бұрын

Lmao 😭

Because I'm a lucid dreamer this one got proper funky. I was in the middle of a dream and Matt was showing people how to make pancakes in the middle of a road while yelling "💀" at random people. Realised I was dreaming by that point and made him backflip 50 metres into the air before landing perfectly, on his feet, on top of someone's car. Matt is truly the future of lucid dreaming

@Gamer-yg9wp

11 ай бұрын

Bro was actually able to control Matt in his dream

@Chrischansbentduck

11 ай бұрын

The Mattstral plane 💀

@thatpiguy314

11 ай бұрын

That... is beautiful. I must learn to lucid dream. Before I 💀

@Gamer-yg9wp

11 ай бұрын

@@thatpiguy314 lol

@RickAstley-qd8bn

11 ай бұрын

You lucid dream on a regular basis? I can't remember the last time I did, and I'm 15.

When he said "I'm the man that pacs" it sent shivers down my spine. Such elegance in a form a sentence by Matthew Rose. Delightful.

5:48 just imagine your cat walking towards you yelling *SKKUUIUULLL EMOJI*

I had no idea that Matt Rose was some kind of chaotic dream gremlin that causes mischief in people's subconsciouses.

@Matt_Rose

11 ай бұрын

Ye

@StuffandThings_

11 ай бұрын

Someday we will all be visited by our favorite chaotic dream gremlin

@jasper396

11 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rose ye

@Skullemojiwithacustardhat

11 ай бұрын

A lot of youtubers tend to do that.

@anxiety_ridden3

11 ай бұрын

​@@Matt_Rose ye

I once had a dream where Matt Rose commented on my entire day, and was incredibly salty about it. He was surprisingly judgy. It ended with him marrying my mom. No idea why my brain is like this, man.

@seekerstheshy3842

11 ай бұрын

it's okay to admit you want matt to be your dad

@lemon_lime_lizard6634

11 ай бұрын

@@seekerstheshy3842 BONONONONONON

@isitsweet9567

11 ай бұрын

Once when I was thirteen, my brother told me too many "your mom" jokes, so I dreamed I was reading someone's Internet post about being attracted to his mother.

@tommybones7015

11 ай бұрын

I dreamt that Miles Kane married my mom once and I woke up in a cold sweat

I had a dream where Matt and I were at an arcade playing basketball, but the balls were furbies, and every time one hit the ground it shattered and Matt would yell "SKULLL EMOJII" and that's all I think about now

4:29 matt rose's final smash

My dreams have a weird thing where whenever it gets too scary, a little face cam of Markiplier pops up in the corner, and he "plays" me out of the situation like a horror game.

@jayde4872

11 ай бұрын

I had a dream where DougDoug was rigging my class assignments

@ShadowCube264

11 ай бұрын

Why have I heard of this before? I think ik which video that comment was on too

@ShadowCube264

11 ай бұрын

No I couldn’t find it, but it’s definitely not the first time I’ve seen a comment like this… weird

@murdocpissingcompilation

11 ай бұрын

@@ShadowCube264 it was a tweet. "emergency markiplier" are keywords i recall. it delights me every time i recall it

@EatAnOctorok

11 ай бұрын

I actually had something similar except it was Vinesauce Joel and I was his Gun Gale Online avatar in some psychedelic silky cavern under a forest, fighting a spider boss. I did also have one with Markiplier playing me, but it was a heavily-modded Skyrim where these fragments of Molag Bal's torso had become these ghostly figures called Wagst, and they were having a discussion at a central table in the Whiterun guard barracks. Every time one saw me, there was an instant jumpscare followed by an immediate cut to Mark's next attempt, accompanied by female whining (cause you know, Molag Bal, and I was apparently female). My ex-gf also had a dream of Markiplier, except he was giving himself a sharpie beard in a video she was watching while I pounded her ass - long after we'd broken up.

Matt is so powerful he can alter reality by saying "💀"

@posthistoricdino422

6 ай бұрын

that's his power word kill

@rice684

5 ай бұрын

S K U L L E M O J I

@PASTEL._.763

4 ай бұрын

When I was reading this in my mind, my mind's voice was replaced with his when I seen the "skull emoji" and it read out in my mind like he was saying it-

@zoekix

4 ай бұрын

​@@PASTEL._.763 same 😨

@Midnight_spyninjafan_theboy

4 ай бұрын

@@PASTEL._.763 uh is it weird that i just did it and it was his voice 😳

The Danny devito as the sun Arnold S as the moon and Matt Rose as a bag of chips had me dead One might say SKULL EMOJI

i had a dream that i was in a forest with matt. he started telling me about cats for some reason. every time he said 'brown cat' we would teleport to a slightly less realistic forest.

@redfoxlol101

3 ай бұрын

less realistic how? like did it look badly drawn or did it have fantasy elements in it

@csoxx

3 ай бұрын

@@redfoxlol101 badly drawn, eventually it devolved into a bunch of blobs of neon colours

@WolfOnPaws_

3 ай бұрын

Brown cats deserve the world. I suppose the world agreed... brown cats stole the graphics with the help of Matt Rose

matt rose is the kind of guy to ask if someone has made a video on something and not wait for an answer

@apeirophobia-

11 ай бұрын

ah fellow mcyt watcher i see

@user2489-amnoob

11 ай бұрын

E

@eshanausis7083

11 ай бұрын

You and all of the future (and past) are my friends and you can't do anything about that!

@Spongyboi897

11 ай бұрын

I had a dream once where Matt Rose had his own show and movie, a sequel of the film came out a day later

@bubblegumcupcake3216

11 ай бұрын

@@CARLYDSALTOFFICAL28382nvm you’re just spamming

The thought of going into a restaurant and asking an unsuspecting staff member for a "mexican flavor stick" is absolutely terrifying to me and I am convinced that Matt is devoting his life to acting out these posts.

@ronan-outoftime

5 ай бұрын

lumity??

@wildstarfish3786

3 ай бұрын

​@@ronan-outoftimeapperently lumity equals snowing

@ronan-outoftime

3 ай бұрын

@@wildstarfish3786 LOOOL did google auto translate it

@wildstarfish3786

3 ай бұрын

@@ronan-outoftime yes (not anymore though ☹️)

"I had another Matt Rose dream... this one was 🅡︎🅔︎🅐︎🅛︎🅛︎🅨︎ disturbing"

Haven't had a dream with matt but I did have one where me and markiplier were playing hide and seek in my house and I just couldn't find him for hours so I decided to make myself a sandwich except when I sliced the bread, marks face was in it. He just went "õh, you found me"

Still remember the dream where Matt was telling me about how he invented the scrub daddy sponge, and how it was originally supposed to be a weather control device called the dust devil. But, he couldn't figure out how to do that, so he settled with a sponge

@DerCaramelized

11 ай бұрын

He just needed a really really big sponge so it could absorb all of the moisture out of the air and stop it from raining.

@Hammox

11 ай бұрын

The fucking what?!

@MomentOfSanity

11 ай бұрын

@@Hammox bro you think I understand my own dreams or why I even remember this one???

@ickylynn6155

11 ай бұрын

@@DerCaramelized Nono, you're right

@thebestfishinthesea

11 ай бұрын

i can absolutely see this happening

I laughed harder then I should have at "he's cursed you". Proof that timing is key in comedy. And unexpectedness. xD

@Joshdoingthings1

11 ай бұрын

I just love the rather matter-of-fact-ish tone of it. Like yeah, he just does this.

Last night I watched this and decided I wanted to have one of these weird dreams I thought the best chance would be to go to sleep whispering “skull emoji…skull emoji…skull” by the end of the night I was whispering “rose…bud…concert” 💀💀💀

@HVY526

7 күн бұрын

It’s SKULL

@Legitcheeto

7 күн бұрын

@@HVY526 oops 😭

Not the aggressive yelling “SKULL EMOJI!!!!” LOL 😂

Wasn’t a dream but Matt Rose was my sleep paralysis demon for a week straight. You would do a drunken rendition of Hamlet with different falsetto voices for each of the characters while drinking tequila out of a taxidermy squirrel 💀💀💀

@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake

11 ай бұрын

Why a taxidermy squirrel

@aino-kaisav5504

11 ай бұрын

This is the funniest comment I've seen today so far.

@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil

11 ай бұрын

GENUINELY SOBBING AT THIS COMMENT

@donpollo3154

11 ай бұрын

Drinking tequila out of a furby would make more sense

@NotUrSebbi

11 ай бұрын

What the fuck, I love this?

You should definitely do one on lion stories, would love to hear you impersonating an inevitable roar or two

@Thetiredturtle672

11 ай бұрын

Raaawr ssKULL EMOJI

@ambatakumssanctuary

11 ай бұрын

@@Thetiredturtle672 Sounds about right

8:25 this is why I now refuse to call churros anything except Mexican flavor sticks.

pretty sure this dream was a while ago, but while looking through my diary, i found out i had a dream that matt was narrating my life, but in the worst way possible? like, i would use the sink and he'd say "you suck at washing your hands 💀." he'd say stuff like this and i'd never know. sort of like him voicing over/reacting to a youtube video. i now live in fear that he will become the voice in my head.

We need a sequel to “the social agony of mishearing people”

@bowser1166

11 ай бұрын

YESSS PLEEAAASE!

@thegirlwhoflies26

11 ай бұрын

Agreed!!!!

@wobble.1587

11 ай бұрын

if this does not happen there is a high chance I will eat my sister's pinkie finger

I once dreamed of Matt rose eating green beans on top of my hair and then Spider-Man came in and kidnapped him, so I had to save him and he gave me a football trophy

@Matt_Rose

11 ай бұрын

Cheers for saving me btw I dunno what Spiderman was thinking really

@TWOFIRSTNAMES.

11 ай бұрын

that is terrifying

Matt Rose was elected president in one of my dreams and made it mandatory that whenever two individuals meet they have to have a break dance battle and whoever wins gets to live. Apparently he decided there were too many people in the US.

@WolfOnPaws_

3 ай бұрын

There are too many people in the US lol

*These Half - Life related dreams to Matt Rose tweets feels like a mega fever dream crossover*

Matt showing the collection of "MattPlane" Art while singing "I'm a building, wearing tracksuit, tracksuit pants" was a literal comedy gold!😂😂😂

@VoidKing666

5 ай бұрын

705 likes and 0 comments? let me fix that

@-MarbleHornetsFan-

5 ай бұрын

@@VoidKing666me too.

@Kronos.Saturn

5 ай бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@Kronos.Saturn

5 ай бұрын

THE CIA IS COMING FOR ME PLEASE SEND HELP I NEED HELP ANYONE SOMEONE PLEASE

@Kronos.Saturn

5 ай бұрын

THE CIA IS COMING

Thank you for fulfilling my dreams Matt!

@Matt_Rose

11 ай бұрын

It's what I do 😌

@arielpumpkin4229

11 ай бұрын

​@@Matt_Rosethis is perfect

I had a dream that Matt rose went to school with me but in every lesson he would sit directly infront of me and stare at me The seats where arranged very strangely so that half the class would face the other

6:16 this takes the phrase “egging on” to a whole new level.

I honestly didn't expect people to fanfic in dreams over Matt 💀

@666_cthulhu

11 ай бұрын

i’m just surprised there weren’t more sex dreams. it’s always sex dreams with these freaks 💀

8:08 this right here is why Matt is my favorite random KZreadr discovery because he's willing to post shit like this for our amusement and I can respect that 😂🎉

@Abypar

11 ай бұрын

oww emojis

@GoofyGooberMars

11 ай бұрын

@@Abypar sorry??

@Oulier.Springs

11 ай бұрын

i fucking died laughing at the scream 😭

@H_Is_A_Letter_That_Is_Cool

11 ай бұрын

Bro this killed me of laughter

@R-Penguin

11 ай бұрын

Fr😂

So, i have natural nightmares instead of dreams. In one of my nightmares, there was a tornado (all of my nigntmares are mainly tornados) and i was at my school, i turn around to see... my sister was shaped as a kiwi fruit ✨️

This isn't about matt in a dream, but still weird Sometimes, when I'm in that stage between falling asleep and being awake, my brain just decides to say random sentences, made from random words I've heard, and once in a while I say them. One time I was on holiday, And I shared a room with my brother. I very faintly said: Me:"Don't worry, Russians aren't real." Brother:"What?" Me: "What?" I still don't remember what I was thinking about in that moment

"I'm the man that pacs" killed me, SO HARD. I kept laughing for 9 minutes straight.

@aroaceaspie

11 ай бұрын

SAME

@shoebillfan1963

10 ай бұрын

"i am the one who pacs" -walter white

@Sky_347

9 ай бұрын

I couldnt stop laughing through the whole vid as usual

@eglol

9 ай бұрын

For the rest of the video and a little after

@Themothman1852

9 ай бұрын

i wanna be a pac man, he cried make me a pac man! but the pac master did not answer he just kept on paccing

I once had a dream where Matt Rose was helping me fill out my taxes in a scout uniform. He then proceded to say “ lovely weather today” where I then turned arround to see Viking long boats in the middle of the ocean being struck by nuclear bombs 💀

I dreamt about Matt replacing Ed Sheeran and instead of doing the tours that Ed Sheeran would do. He sang this "SKULL EMOJI!!! THATS MY FAVOURITE EMOJII!!!💀💀💀" That still haunts me to this day.

@ThatRobloxYoutuber101

7 ай бұрын

8:11 Matt are you okay??? Jeezus. 💀💀💀

I usually just have dreams about really fruity cereal killers

I had a dream that matt rose was narrating my day-to-day life, but it started getting darker until he started telling me to commit war crimes Edit: it went like this “[Name] got a cup of orange juice and walked to their table, sipping it occasionally while reading the newspaper. [Name] sees that there are several tragedies in the paper. None of them caused by [Name]. But they couldve been [Name], you could break the Geneva convention law. Do it. Do it [Name], we’re all watching”

@Azrael_66666

8 ай бұрын

that honestly sounds like a good story idea

@Safiyahalishah

7 ай бұрын

Stanley Parable vibes.

@Confetti_Spaghetti

7 ай бұрын

@@Safiyahalishah thats actually really funny because in the dream i worked in a cubicle that kind of looked like the one in the game, even tho i have never worked an office job in my life lmao

@Writer_Productions_Map

7 ай бұрын

​@@Confetti_Spaghetti"the one... in the... game" That game's name is Stanley Parable

@0_dearghealach_083

6 ай бұрын

The Matt Rose Parable

Wait.. but I had a dream where I was met you in a random Walmart in some gun section and I tapped your shoulder and when you turned around you talked like the cartoon telephone voice and when I walked away you got angry and started saying it faster and higher pitched and chased me out of walmart Edit: Anyway, thank you for making the only content that actually makes me laugh!! Much love from the USA, God bless you!! ❤

@PootisSpencerHeeyah

11 ай бұрын

What like “balalablabal” but really high-pitched

@Matt_Rose

11 ай бұрын

Sorry about that, I must have been in a bad mood that day.

@bazinkaa

11 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rose I accept your apology c:

@NeonWafflez707

11 ай бұрын

Just a heads up if you edit this comment again his like will be gone

@bazinkaa

11 ай бұрын

@@PootisSpencerHeeyah yes!!

with the ones where you dm them in their dream, you should actually dm them that, and then they'll think they're going crazy, as the fabric of reality tears away, revealing their inner torment, as you sit there, laughing, maniacally, as their soul rips apart, they sit there crying, screaming for help, as they slowly realise the truth of life, as you sit there, stil laughing, and as you shout "SKULL EMOJIIIIIIII" through their window... Well that got dark quick

Every time I hear the name Damon Albarn I just scream FEEL GOOD at the top of my lungs I think I need help. Also had a dream about matt Rose singing my gorillaz playlist

The fact that this video is nearly 10 minutes long cracks me up 😂 the fact that THIS many people had already posted - _unprompted_ - about their dreams involving Matt is hilarious. At this point, Matt is just some kind of unknowable god of chaos with the power to enter people's dreams at random and toast all their bread without consent 💀

@dougfowler1368

9 ай бұрын

Did they have to be that? I didn't watch the whole video yet I had to share one with Leslie Nielsen that I had. Never had any with Matt. Although I can see him playing Leslie Nielsen in the one I share.

I remember this dream I had yesterday where Matt was narrating an entire movie and I woke up in a cold sweat

@nebelung5438

11 ай бұрын

So Matt woke up in a cold sweat or you did?

@SilliBillii

11 ай бұрын

@@nebelung5438 I did

Once I saw Matt Rose while I was dreaming run into my house with a shotgun. He yelled, “The tomatoes are attacking!” I looked out, sure enough, there were tomatoes with rifles and katanas. One of them pulled out a tank and bombed our house. I woke up and yelled out “WHAT THE F-CK?!”

8:03 I laughed so hard, Pepsi came out of my nose 💀

I recently dreamed that I rescued my English teacher's turtle from falling out the window of the classroom, my English teacher was so grateful he rewarded me with a bottle of ketchup and I received a standing ovation from the class which included Matt Rose and Gordon Ramsey. I don't remember many dreams but that one was very vivid for some reason.

@calibricalypso

8 ай бұрын

A bottle of ketchup AND a standing ovation, oh my god lmao 🤭 truly the best rewards for rescuing a turtle

The fact that he just started singing at the end is hilarious, and I died at the Mexican Flavor Sticks. They looked so confused, lol. 💀

@anderscarlson4231

11 ай бұрын

Mexican flavor stick had me dead

I know I’m a bit late but last night I had a dream where I was watching this video or a sequel of it and one of the dreams was “There were five gutted (but still alive) frogs in my head shrieking ‘cooouuuuggghhhkkhk’”. Matt Rose’s voice was so vivid and accurate.

0:29 "I had this dream *LAST NIGHT* 👹👹👹👹"

Matt, Damon and Boris would be the best multiverse crossover of British people ever. Please let this happen whoever’s in charge

@LilWeed69

11 ай бұрын

MATT DAMON!

@tvt00ns

11 ай бұрын

WE NEED THAT COLAB

@22b_gc8

11 ай бұрын

Damien?

@tvt00ns

11 ай бұрын

@@PepperyMushroomProductions agreed

@KateIsNotAnAlien

11 ай бұрын

Bruh I commented the same thing and now I want some kind of chaotic collab between Damon and Matt, like Matt featuring on a Gorillaz album would be hilarious. I can just imagine him ad-libbing "oh nye tye i do nom nom nom wahhhhh" in the background of "Silent Running"

The idea of you asking people for drawings of you as a plane with no context is making me go skull emoji

i had a dream where matt was screaming at me "its not a rock, ITS A PEBBLEEE"

Always delivering hearty belly laughters. What a legend 🥲🥲🥲

I had a dream where I was sick. I had a stuffy nose. My left nostril specifically, idk why. I went downstairs to the living room, and got a box of tissues. They were matt rose themed tissues, like those portraits made from painters tape, but its tissues and I could feel the grooves. I felt bad using one as I could hear matt screaming in my nostril. I could feel the vibration.

@HeyItsIDK

5 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

I can’t believe Matt managed to force himself into one person’s dreams FIVE TIMES!

I fell asleep to the end of this video, had a horrific nightmare about the building w tracksuit pants where every time Matt said it, the building got bigger. 💀

I watched so much Matt rose with my friend last night that I dreamt that the two of them were laughing at me in a classroom for some reason 💀💀💀

The mock up of the lion stories is so accurate😭😭

@warriorseamonkey1693

11 ай бұрын

That was mine! I made the mock-up right after waking up like “I’m gonna forget this later”

@js8303

11 ай бұрын

@@warriorseamonkey1693 Haha you did great! I can totally see that being a video idea Matt would do! 😁

I find it odd that so many people dreamt of Matt Rose toasting their bread. It is also strange how many people dreamt of his cat as a pilot.💀💀💀

@StuffandThings_

11 ай бұрын

My guess was that the Coke Toast video traumatized people

I have been binging your vids for the past week and at this point I am anticipating a dream of my own to come soon tbh

helluva boss pfp 7:09

I love how Matt can read these with some emotion regardless of how stupid these are. Matt, you’re awesome! By the way, you forgot the SKULLLLL EMOJIII at 5:38.

@Nat_the_Chicken

11 ай бұрын

He forgor (💀)

@Rev_Erser

11 ай бұрын

Two!

@osheridan

8 ай бұрын

O

it's 2 am and im nauseous and have a headache. watching this feels like the best thing i can do

@Thonik76

11 ай бұрын

EEEEEEEEEEHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

@beautifulgorgeousman

11 ай бұрын

12pm here and i just ate ramen

@crazywarp36

11 ай бұрын

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@koiifsh

11 ай бұрын

@@Thonik76 i had some bacon and cheese flavored crisps earlier and i am regretting that decision more and more. idk what they put in the flavoring but i feel so sick rn

@Matt_Rose

11 ай бұрын

Feel better soon!!

He had the courage to go to taco bell and actually call it a "mexican flavor stick" huge respect to matt

Iirc this was the first video of yours I ever watched, and now I'm hooked thank you

Oh wow! I once wrote a comment that you were my neighbor in a dream and we were great friends until you moved out without saying a word. Come back home, Matthew. We miss you

Matt Rose is just too dreamy for us..

this is the only video ive been able to find tonight that made me laugh, so thank you matt :) 💀 grilled cheese

I confess i have only watched Matt”s videos for a month but he narrates my dreams now, when i have any, and i would really like to take it further.

@slewand1070

4 ай бұрын

hide your bread, he might toast it without consent.

@gonnfishy2987

4 ай бұрын

@@slewand1070 😆🔥