For someone like me to make a video like this, and as a guy who's perfectly fine with getting little to no attention on KZread, I just wanna go outta my way to say thank you all for 25K views on this video alone.

@CaseYapper

22 күн бұрын

54k rn

swordsmachine fnaf jumpscare

@deepgaperwithbucket375

5 ай бұрын

AEEEEE

@TinyDeskEngineer

5 ай бұрын

*swordsmachine stun sound*

@kingding9542

5 ай бұрын

Feat. Markus plyer

@DefinetelyYuNarukami

5 ай бұрын

five nights at hell

@ShozAlt

5 ай бұрын

@@DefinetelyYuNarukami 7-S lookin good

The thumbnail: exists Strays in 0-2: WAS THAT THE SWORDSMACHINE OF '87 (2187)

@monertargamering

5 ай бұрын

the slice of 87

@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer

5 ай бұрын

Wouldn't it be of 2187 tho? (Cuz the game takes place some time after 2112)

@UltimaDoombotMK1

5 ай бұрын

@@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer You're right, it probably should be 2187

@miguelmechanicus

5 ай бұрын

gave me chills when Vruple One was in the corner during the Go Go Swordsy minigame when it killed five filths

@segadoeswhatnintendont

5 ай бұрын

Nah, it would 2087​@@UltimaDoombotMK1

they unfortunately patched this today, i cannot kill earthmover by just casually flying into the core

@gregorymirabella1423

5 ай бұрын

wait what?

@Nsaneprim

5 ай бұрын

Damn hakita is so fast

@badmusicproducer_offical

5 ай бұрын

FUUCK

@kingding9542

5 ай бұрын

@@Nsaneprim lmao your message translates to "damn chopped up so fast"

@PrismaticCatastrophism

5 ай бұрын

Why unfortunately? Did you want to kill it the glitched way?

Goodbye Lobotomy strat, you were fun

@absoultethings4213

5 ай бұрын

can’t wait for next update to make a setting that unpatches this named “Unpatch Lobotomy%” in the advanced options

@Someoneig842

5 ай бұрын

Somehow i got in my head the "FIRE IN THE HOLE" trend, ig im too used to geometry dash

@tripodman322

5 ай бұрын

@@Someoneig842 those levels haunt me

@Someoneig842

5 ай бұрын

@@tripodman322 same

@reimusandwich

5 ай бұрын

​@@Someoneig842FIRE IN THE HOLE

this is exactly what Hakita meant by v1 was built to destroy other machines

Sad that lobotomy corporation strat has been removed. Like if you want lobotomy strat to come back.

@lhobang

5 ай бұрын

Lobotomy corporation mention:

@MayISuckAFartFromYourAss

5 ай бұрын

i can hear project moon fans in the distance

@BongBong-Gaming

5 ай бұрын

@@MayISuckAFartFromYourAsshi

@NagiRainecourt

5 ай бұрын

my wife is dead

@jamwrightiam

5 ай бұрын

1 thing I've heard folks offer as an option is being able to use coins on its big gun and kill it like that

there's something so funny to me about how horrifically distorted the opening scream gets when you just jet into the stratosphere

what causes the earthmover to gradually die

@malignantpootis213

5 ай бұрын

The way you activate the lasers is by walking to the front after clipping into its head from the back. During the animation where it absorbs the projectile and prepares an attack of its own, the Earthmover's head has its collision temporarily removed which is how the lasers kill it. Took me quite a lot of trial and error to reach the head the fastest way possible for me. This was before I found out there were faster, more well-optimized strats.

@dwarfdigger135

5 ай бұрын

Old age

@cokedib

5 ай бұрын

Lack of sunlight (us ULTRAKILL players are immune to this)

@eduardodavidsuarezluna4337

5 ай бұрын

heart attack (he played 0-S, 4-3 and 7-3 at the same time)

@yHdra

5 ай бұрын

he sees no sun so he dies(very sad)

Rip lobotomies

Me when the lobotomy 😧😧😧

I think this is the closest level to an open world level in Ultrakill.

@vaccinalx

5 ай бұрын

4-1 and 4-2 were pretty open world

@FilmBucket

5 күн бұрын

7-2 is fairly open in how you approach it too

unfortunately, we can no longer lobotomize benjamin

Aneurysm any% speedrun

rip benjamin lobotomy strat.

Damn, you gave earthmover hyper drive murder style mega lobotomy

lobotomy%

Thumbnail goes hard

i LOVE the lobotomy strategy

I discovered this bug on my second ever playthrough of the level, getting a 0:59. I didn't get the challenge on that run for some reason and had to do it again.

@dando541

10 күн бұрын

Maybe you activated the security system on your way down somehow?

“The machines do get a bit quirky at night”

If earthmover was made as a mini boss then I guess you have to kill him this way lmao

Five levels at prelude

What a baller ass thumbnail

Good speedrun

lore accurate v1

@Mellify-

5 ай бұрын

lore accurate punishing bird vs earthmover

no more earthmover lobotomy

I'm very sad Hakita removed the lobotomy

I actually did something like this on my first playthrough, just slam storage and fight the security system from there.

Oh.

Hakita should bring it back but make it so you can only do it after you beat the level properly. It such a funny strat

v1 really said … I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, YOU DAMN GIRAFFE *gives the earthmover a whopping lobotomy*

@thegamechallenger9120

24 күн бұрын

Reminder

bro was a little too silly

lobotomy% speedruns

WAS THAT THE SWORD OF 87?

the timer stops when he dies?

@malignantpootis213

5 ай бұрын

The self-destruct sequence is skipped if you just go straight to the exit

@yuichikita6018

5 ай бұрын

It's the same with other bosses like Gabriel or Gabriel.

Now you can't do this anymore :(

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Czy to swordsmachine fnafbear 🤯

NOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

wait so now that this is patched how were you intended to skip the security system

@friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242

5 ай бұрын

SPOILER! There’s a crane somewhere on benjamin’s back next to some buildings close to the security system, on that crane is a pair of tesla coil things that you can activate with the blue railcannon, this activates the crane and swings the crane’s explosive cargo into benjamin’s side/leg making it possible to climb straight in and activate the FLUSHING INTERIOR idol smashing part.

i shider my pant😢😢😢🎉

I have my hands on an unpatched build of the game and this has been absolutely hilarious I wish they left it in

Did it got patched?

@thetruecyrusplayz1256

5 ай бұрын

yes

@malignantpootis213

5 ай бұрын

Got patched unfortunately

thumb..

I just can’t do it somehow

@SRobot08

5 ай бұрын

The glitch was patched

lobotomy%?

What

also wtf happened

@coalescedll

5 ай бұрын

the go go gadjet lobotomize earthmover happened (real answer: when you load the eartmovers core outside the lasers kill it)

@ReyHunter

5 ай бұрын

Ultralobotomy

"Promo SM"

lobotomy%