I love how Timmy is referred to as "a great big ox" and a "collosus," yet, when I got to him, I was shocked that he was the exact same size as everyone else lol. I wish they made people other than sir Hannah different weights and heights

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You know, I never thought about that, but you're 100% right on this. Why is Timmy not "bigger". We all probably met "bigger" people in life who are built like a brick house, but Timmy here was just another villager that Henry could easily put his arms around his neck. Also same with Runt, suppose to be a mountain of a man, but is sort of unique looking yet not towering. Hmmm I will take a closer look sometime see whats up.

@DDL4Blue

2 жыл бұрын

This is no easy task. You have one set of animation for males, females and each kind of animal. If you made NPCs different sizes, animation would not match, because the character would have a different shape. This would be the worst in the animations, whene parts of ther body touches.

@evickastankova5878

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose There is a problem with translation. Specifically that the meaning of the sentence is completely different. It's actually suppose to be an insult. He is calling him a big idiot.

@ejaponte3p

2 жыл бұрын

Ill assume they didnt have the money for animation and coding. But thats a good observation that i will now forever notice haha.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

@@evickastankova5878 Ah, that makes sense. Translations are tough to come across. I think the same thing is with the "accident" translation. Which is suppose to be a crime scene or something like that, but thanks for the heads up on that :D

I had a hip operation in October 2019 with a three month recovery time. I was able to pick KC:D on sale, and completed it before going back to work. I'm glad the KZread algorithm has brought me to your channel as KC:D was quite a serious game in my opinion, but you've proven it can be extremely funny and entertaining! Might download it again and use some of your starting buffs!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I found that re-playing KCD after a year, made the game that much better. Because you know what you're doing but you also forgot how indepth the world can be, well at least in the middle of nowhere and you just want to go out hunting, not for money but just because you can.

@derkavondangerkill7628

Жыл бұрын

@25:37 .

@TheAndertejker

5 ай бұрын

Haha, the same happened to me on release. I had an nose operation and was in recovery for two weeks. Used the time to play KCD

There's a nice glitch I've discovered, if you talk to Reeky just after the cutscene before the fight with the bandits starts, you can tell him you're taking him to Rattay, which immediately transports you to Rattay and skips the fight altogether.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Oh that is actually real nice for a speed run tip! Nice find!

@Jordan-rb28

2 жыл бұрын

Cool idea but that's exploiting and skipping the RPG element

@lovelaugh7299

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jordan-rb28 yea go sue him fucking hellll dude go play ur game and stfu

@primaljoker3040

Жыл бұрын

But what about the nice loot the goons give you

@derkavondangerkill7628

Жыл бұрын

@25:37 .

Hardcore is something else. And when you pick all 9 negative perks, you are in for a hell of a game.

@jondoe384

Жыл бұрын

At first yeah but many things in the game can be worked around and it ends up just being a horse riding simulator

@krystofcisar469

Жыл бұрын

I didnt knew you can pick em all :D not that i´d wanted to but somnibulence is quite fun to me :D they are all fine unless you got anemia, brittle bones and dumbo perk at once :D

@sjtimmer7

Жыл бұрын

@@krystofcisar469 It's the best way to get Hardcore and Tis but a scratch in one go.

@ItzZPfluemliFTW

Жыл бұрын

@@sjtimmer7 damn right, and fun as hell, every death is a valuable lesson. also, sleepwalking is damn funny, you get to know so many new places.

@derkavondangerkill7628

Жыл бұрын

@25:37 .

DONT JUST STAND THERE LAD, POUR US A DRINK

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

*Starts pouring drinks*

I love that there's still people making videos of this game. This one was hilarious!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks :) There are still a few people around that still do videos on this game every so often, but mostly it was an untapped source of entertainment :P

@derkavondangerkill7628

Жыл бұрын

@25:37 .

"Aggressive pacifist" - those are two words you never expect to be together

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I think people watching my videos never expected to hear me mention "pacifist run". After all the murder runs people seen me do this is a bit different.

@derkavondangerkill7628

Жыл бұрын

@25:37 .

Your health is lower at the start running to Talmberg since usually you're already armored up from taking armor from the Skalitz guards.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yah I keep forgetting that the ride to Talmberg is suppose to be a close. I think the last five times I have played I sort of "lost" all the cumans...I do not know where they could've gone ;)

@derkavondangerkill7628

Жыл бұрын

@25:37 .

Papa Bernard, I need you to fight two scary bandits for me. (Fake pouts). That was hilarious that that worked.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

Haha, now only if we were able to call in Bernard to fight Runt for us everything would be gravy :D Also I never showed it off, but you can get Henry's dad to help beat up Kunesh :P

The editing is hilarious, great video man

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you I am glad people are enjoying it :)

your editing made this game so funny. excellent video & thanks for it

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

I am glad you're liking the videos :D This game has so many gems that can make this game really funny. Even without the editing the game is a blast at times!

You are amazing. Watched quite a few videos of you and they gave me such a good laugh. Warhorse should really hire you for showing them what they got to fix.

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

I have the feeling Warhorse is proofing the next game by watching some of these videos. I am sort of scared to release more of the bugs I found just in case I could use them in KCD2 whenever it comes out :D But glad the videos are giving you a good laugh!

you deserve so much more attention! Love your videos

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Ah you're too kind :D I am glad you found these videos and hopefully they are worth your time!

Hey I am getting back into this game finally after a while. Your videos are super entertaining and fun ❤

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

Glad you are enjoying the madness here and there :P And KCD is a great game to put down for a year then come back like nothing happened. It has a strange itch that it scratches and fun to play after awhile away. Enjoy it my good sir! :D

Just found your channel by that Hardcore Henry series have a great time watching it, anyway seeing this particular Henry made me laugh so hard by just seeing the tittle lol

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

I am glad you're watching some of the older stuff, which is a quite a bit different than the Hardcore Henry series. I mean, pacifist Henry just seems like something that does not go together.

Very impressive! Now I want to try pacific run too. Also, thanks for useful information like the way how to deal with Ginger's problem utilizing Bernard's help, and to unarm bandits from Ledetchko. Also, as I know you can increase unarmed skill in Skalitz by beating local cows, though it requires some time.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I was actually really surprised about that! I did not even know that was an option in the game until I talked to him again. Crazy how much detail is in this game even after playing it multiple times. You can always beat local cows in Rattay too! Cows are a universal training buddy.

Ahh I needed this today. Sounds like a fun video :)

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Hope it was a good video for you :)

Hell yeah, welcome back!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

It is good to be back with Skalitz favorite boy :P

This is gold! God be with you!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

glad you're enjoying it :D

The editing in this is amazing lol i loved the sound bites

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Many thanks :) This video was fun to make. I wish I had more free time to explore the other side missions with the same dialogues deeper. There are some real gems out there ;)

Another advantage to leveling pickpocket at that location 6:40 is the lack of city guards. If your target runs off yelling for a guard, they eventually return alone. The guards are too far away. Another thing that seems to help if your target starts to follow you or watch you too closely, pick a few herb. I suspect the NPC are programmed to be less paranoid when Henry is picking herb. I don't know that for a fact but it does seem to work.

@helicalgoose

4 ай бұрын

Picking Herbs or taking a bath the NPCs do seem to chill out. I agree with you 100% that there is something up to make the NPCs go back to a baseline if you're doing other activities. Not certain what causes it, but its noticeable. Haven't been able to put my finger on it quite yet. There is another technique to make you pickpocket even faster, but it requires a bit of trickery/exploit at the start of the game to pull it off, but it makes NPCs where they never run away from Henry and you can just pickpocket to level 20 in no time. I scrolled on my phone while I went from 1 to 20 in about 20 minutes haha

Great to see you back! Did you see my message, I found a second Traffic cone easter egg and chest (inaccessible to us mere peasants) if you fancy checking it out. Its in a Hey shed in the paddock just slightly south west of the farm house Zoul destroys and left his note and shield... Where you practiced pick pocketing the lady early in this video.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Gimboid! Yah I did check it out and it is possible to get up there :D It was actually quite easy, I think it was only 15-20 beef stack to get up there. After that I sort of started hunting the other towers in the land to see if I can get up into them. Sadly a few of them have floors that you can not stand in, or I was doing something wrong at the time. But it is possible, and I think I put the footage in the one video about beef jumping tutorial. I have it sort of as a backup video if I start working too much overtime at work. But yes, that is an easy grab. The items in that chest are not great, but as level 1 Henry, the items can be quite valuable. :D

@Gimboid79

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose So you stack 15/20 beef and let it fall over pushing the gate open? Or do you climb the beef stack? I got to the chest in the Lower Rattay Steeple using the latter.

beautifully entertaining video as always, Helical :D Also pretty damn hilarious how allied NPCs have to wait for knocked out enemies to get back up before they kill them. "Hey you, don't fall asleep when I'm trying to kill you."

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I never knew that before with the knocked out NPC bandits or never noticed it. I know if you take knocked out bandits into town and drop them in taverns, everyone gets up (the villagers) with weapons and starts circling the bandit who is still knocked out. It was not until I had to sit through the edits of the video that I went like, the heck are all the NPCs doing? Why are they bugging out. Hmm, wonder how I can abuse this :P

Yes. Welcome back!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, it is good to be back :) I would've published this last week, but honestly I did not even finish cutting the video down until last Monday o.O'. There was just so much video to take out ! But glad everyone is still around to check it out :D

The BONK noise at 13:35

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I love that noise. It is like adding MSG to cooking dishes, instead this video editing for me. I got to be careful not to use it too much, but I just love it.

2:46 i tried to save Theresa by sneaking behind one cuman, but the crouth button was next to the whistle button, so i ended up whistling and the 3 cumans charged at me. So if you do a pacifist run, you can distract the cumans by whistling and save Theresa

@helicalgoose

9 ай бұрын

Yup 100% I am sort of surprise how much a hate rage the cumans have for Henry by just whistling :P But then again, we all see later how much of a jerk Henry can be to the cumans.

That scene 🤯😂😂😂 17:50 amazing content as usual

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I do love that part too lol. I do not know why, but I do enjoy messing with the KCD cutscenes here and there. Eventually I should try to combine all the cut scenes into small skits :P

You'll not believe what I stumbled up in the Woman's lot DLC, a Polaroid camera takes your pic as you approach it in the mines!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You know, I have heard it before but never seen it. So I believe it for certain! The Easter eggs in this games are crazy! I love most of them. :P

My personal favorite method to level pickpocket as well as stealth and archery is when you encounter bandit ambushes. If there's only one bandit I'll sneak behind and pickpocket as much as I can and then, depending on how I feel, I'll either do a stealth kill or just knock him out and leave him in the middle of the road in his undergarments. If it's multiple bandits I'll sneak up and pickpocket as much as I can without alerting them and then back off a bit and put an arrow in their head and as it's an instant kill it doesn't alert his friends, rinse and repeat.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

The ambushing bandits AI is a bit nutty. Sometimes you can stealth kill all of them even when they're next to each other. Other times they have enough moral fiber in their brains to know that Henry is a dangerous person behind them. From what I can tell is that the bandits AI is focused as a script to occur on the road marking like the tree or wagon, or body they put out. Once you reach that circle they do their little lines and become aggressive. So going behind them is just too easy since the AI is not even looking for you. Now this sort of breaks down once you start pelting them or get too close to the scripted area :P

11:32 this editing was hilarious

Love your vids

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Love your videos

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Glad :D Great username btw, I do not know why I all of sudden want to see a GTA San Andreas Kung Fu Hustle movie :P

The squeaky toy noise absolutely killed me on kunesh. I was not expecting it after his wholesome, "what's the matter laddy" Haha I'm glad to see you tackle the no weapons challenge!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I do love the fact that you can choke him out instead of boxing him down. I just found this out during this play through and was thinking to myself like, why was I fighting this guy before hand. :P

amazing video...i loved it

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :D Wish I had another week to really hone it in, but I should not keep everybody waiting longer than needed.

would buy you a beer for that ricardo meme :D

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I love it so much :P Honestly I wish I was better at editing, I had so many ideas for that scene, but this still worked out. This comment makes it feel like that edit was worth the effort :P

If you immediately start 'fisting' Runt you can get quite a bit of unarmed experience out of it before he clubbers you.

@helicalgoose

9 ай бұрын

That is actually a good idea there. Though he is quite dangerous for a little "fisting party". He doesn't like being fisted. Oh god!

"Well don't just stand there lad, pour us a drink!"

Haha, that Skyrim opening

@hakona.l.monsen2135

2 жыл бұрын

I think I bought like 5 copies myself over the years

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Todd's mission in life is to make certain that every child in the world owns at least one copy of Skyrim. Honestly, I would not be surprised if they try to release a mobile version of Skyrim for all the phones.

19:40 I have knocked out one of them there, picked him up and carried him back over. Was taking too long for him to wake back up so I skipped some time but during that time he must have woken up and been killed. Seems to me the smart thing would be to keep him alive for questioning :D

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Captain Bernard never seems to want to take his own advice :P If you try to bring prisoners to him for questioning, he just has the general instinct to want to kill them asap!

This was hilarious, pacifist Henry is pretty fun

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

I do have to re-watch this again sometime. Pacifism runs really make things much more difficult in the sense of not letting Henry reach out and slap some of those NPCs :P

there's a perk overhaul that adds unarmed perks. actually makes fisticuffs more viable. i enjoy it. it also adds perks to archery which is nice. too bad nothing gets ride of the aim sway though.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Ah thanks! I will have to look into that one day. The fist fighting in this game is more enjoyable than the Witcher 3 fist fighting, but with some unarmed perks then KCD unarmed combat just gets even better. Henry the Warrior Monk :P

i remember sabotaging most the pribyslavitz camp, not all but most, and i still couldnt let it play out, i had to reload so many times and take out most of the archers even though i sabotaged all but one arrow stash.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yah the archers can be problematic. I do not remember if I showed it, but you can set fire to the hay stack and that brings the archers down from a high place and then your friends and smack them around, that is the only way I could've done this on Passive mode because they are a pain in the neck.

That `nothing to see here’ joke was actually hilarious

Nice effects)

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Many thanks :) Hopefully they're getting better for you all :)

dont just stand there lad pour us a drink ahahaha

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

*Starts pouring more drinks* This was good training for Henry! Who need Captain Bernard when you have Sir Hanush!

This mission with Capon brought the fangirl out in me....hard not to think about brokeback escapades on a hunting trip when he's so damn handsome and tsundere, not to mention he even gets kidnapped like a pretty princess who you have to save 😛

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol, then I am guessing you're a fan of Luke Dale, the voice actor for the character. They basically made him into a video game character ;)

@moysauce788

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose I'll have to check him out 😊 Thanks

I just finished a "virgin" run and aligned it with trial and error and i few others i missed, some of which i got when i loaded back to before vranik after i'd completed epilogue. Now im considering a "Merciful" run but i dunno if im ready yet, its like my 10th playthrough over like 6 years or however long KCD been out

You don't even have to tickle the Cumans to save Theresa. Just whistling for the pony while running past the scene does the trick. The Cuman that fell over and died had eaten your poisoned stuff. That depletes live points and they just die.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yah, I always feel like I have to "bonk" one of those cumans to justify the gain in reputation. Or either run them down with my horse :P

The “poor us a drink” was a bit much

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I do tend to go a bit heavy on things that make me giggle. Do not know why I enjoy that line so much, but oh well. I have been cutting it back because I just do it a bit too much lol

@skipthegames4237

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose you know what man I’m all about doing things to make yourself laugh. Keep up the good work I have been enjoying your videos. You are able to do with the game the things I don’t have the time to do but have always wanted too. You just help me skip the hours!

I have gotten around that horse issue here. In the prologue, I don't take the horse back. I go back to skalitz on foot. The horse you were to take is still there and free to take without it being stolen or tagged as your property. However you can't whistle for it or store anything on it. All it really does is help you get around faster until the hunting quest is done.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You can whistle for the first horse until you get to Talmberg which is a bummer after that. But the biggest bummer is not being able to store things. And getting around faster is what I need too! Walk is for peasants! :P

Pick all the flowers. It will do you good.

#wantpart2 great content man!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

It is coming :) Building this new computer took more time than I thought, and then people got sick at my work during important phases of a project, which means I got volunteered, lol But I have the video edited down (It is over an hour long at this time, unless I start cutting more). I just need to add in sound effects and get some background music to make things sound and flow better :) Also, amazing avatar/name. I did give out a chuckle.

@flower2382

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose Finaly some good news, I can’t wait until it’s posted.

This Henry is the medieval version of Mad Jack.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the reference, I did not know who Mad Jack was. Pretty interesting guy!

Stealing a thieve isn't stealing, it was a good action

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

It is just good business :P

My god this channel is pure stolen gold

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

glad you enjoy it :P Insane KCD gameplay here!

Well don't just stand there boy, pour us a drink!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

*starts pouring more wine*

Is somebody gonna tell him that he can see his groschen amount in the lower left of the inventory screen...?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol, I know I make this mistake at least once every time I open up the game :P in the back of my head I knew it was somewhere but could not see it at the time, even though it is right there!

If this is Henry the Pacifist I don't want to know what is Henry the Warmonger

I probably killed more guys sabotaging nest of vipers than during the assault. God knows how they restocked on men that fast.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol, I would hate to be the hiring manager for this group. Like, you need another 10 guys? For what! We just met this afternoon. If the bandits had that many people to stock that little town, they could've just sent out the army all at once and conquered all of Bohemia!

YES finally a pacifist run :DD

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You know initially I was going to go through and do a murder spree with the fists or knocking people out. But, really the game is pretty smooth for pacifist. I am surprised for the most part about how little killing you really do need to do in this game to beat it. Though, there are times where I am tempted. Rescuing Hans Capon I had to do over because apparently if you knock out the cumans but they wake up when you untie Hans, the game will assume that you're in combat against them and Han Capon will lay on the ground and not talk to you. No idea why, but I think they wanted me to kill the cumans at that point. I do not think the game expects you to run away from a fight like that.

As far as I can tell, you don't need to flip through all pages in a book, you get all the XP just by opening it.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am pretty certain you're 100% correct. I think I just flipped through them just as a paranoid thing of missing out. Then again, I do read the stories again here and there. They seem pretty good for short stories. Now the monastery book can be burnt. That mission gives me nightmares. I do not need anything to remind me of it ;)

I would love to see you trying any kind of playthrough, but without comiting any type of crime or any "cheesy" glitch, play normal and without crimes

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I might do that someday. The main reason I do not do it currently is that my editing skills and speech are not up to snuff to keep people interested. Well in my mind at least. So, I sort of have the cheese options on to keep people interested. But in doing so, really makes the game easy. Also most of the cheese has been ingrained in the way I play. The no crime, but with cheese is something I could do too, that would be hard. Like no stealing, even off corpses oh jeez...

@Kravenrogue

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose would be insteresting to see a "no crime but with Chesse" playthrough some day too, later The "HardCore" part would be to do but without any Chesse lol

@Kravenrogue

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose about Looting Corpses, I think most of them se Could say would be stealing, but others would be spoils of War lol

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, I would try to wriggle out of it by saying "spoils of war", but I know if I put it up for vote it would be deemed stealing :P I am guessing the Not your don't touch series :P

I need more passive aggresive henryyy

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

It is coming soon. Just lots of things happening here and there. Real life has been getting in the way of doing the videos that I really want to do ;)

@muhammadizz5488

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose cant wait for the vid to drop :D keep it up the good work and wow u actually replied xDD stanima be praised!!!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the encouragement! I have my new computer setup but its all the little things that are getting in the way of editing this new video as we speak. But tomorrow I am hoping to really dive into that video and make something good happen :)

Steal the books at the scribe.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

No books are safe with Henry around. Well, actually nothing is safe when Henry is around :P

After getting the achievment, Henry should destroy whole Sasau

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You know that is not a bad idea. :P Honestly, I was looking into a better way to "deal" with Sasau. Killing everyone is possible, but I much rather make everyone "disappear" :) Still a work in progress, hopefully I can find the right kinks to make it worthwhile.

@deneristv9051

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose Maybe, Henry should destroy Sasau using fists only (but kill everyone)

17:29 here you can see a wild conga in its natural habitat

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could find more opportunities to put in some TF2 goodness into videos. Its a tough one. But I should just put congas in every video hidden in the back :P

@RedDeadSpree

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose lool please keep doing this

Does this mean.... the noise debuff only occurs if I failed picking lock? damn.. then this perk is really good.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly if you're playing with Henry as being a less than reputable person, then this perk is the most OP perk in the game. From the moment you can obtain it, you can try to pick very hard locks with little downside.

you can do the arrows...just run throuuuuugh and burn everything

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol, that sounds about right :P I mean doing the arrows in stealthy manner ;) I do not know if it possible without anyone noticing you. I am curious if anyone has done that before, I mean someone has to be nuts enough to wait for people and get the primo timing.

Music from witcher! Yaaaaaaaayy!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

The Witcher music I have to hold back sometimes because I would overuse it too much, but its always an easy fit into videos ;)

You could try an get into talmberg when sir divish has taken it

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Truth be told, I have been trying to get into that castle for a long time. Beef jumping only get me so far. I believe the only way into that castle will be going under then over. But I will have to install mods to allow me to check out the underground structures to see if it is possible. I have no mods installed yet, but someday I will once I run through the list of items I want to go through. I really do not want to corrupt my old save files if I can avoid it at the time being ;) But trust me, I am still trying to get into that castle. There are just so many invisible walls around, that I need more information before attempting.

It just works

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Please do not hurt me Todd! Ill buy the Legendary Edition of Skyrim for my Samsung Fridge!

20:40 I hate how there isn't an option to capture the guy without killing him. I tried to do the same thing you did for hours but nothing ever worked.

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! It would be extremely useful for merciful runs. I don't know how realistic it goes with the time, but a "tie up" feature sort of like Red Dead 2 had would be great. Stuff a bunch of bandits into a prison and collect gold. Speech check your way through to toss a few peasants into jail too because your Henry is evil

Question. I had a go to jail in Skalitz (butchered the city) but why am I still have the go to jail icon in rattay and sasau

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason the people in Skalitz are connected to their body doubles in Rattay and Sasau. Attack one, and the other one instantly knows and reports it to the guards. It baffled me too the first time I went through, but that seems to be the case. If you wanted no crime to be committed then you need to target just Skalitz no named villagers who should not have a body double, but again you will not know you committed a crime until you show up there which a bummer :(

@israelgonzalezjr2816

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose yea so instead of entering Rattay on my way to the scribe who teaches Henry to read in unditz or whatever the name is. I figure look for where I am safe. (Yeah safe) and deal with that before I accept my jail sentence. Or maybe another massacre. Kidding.

I dont think you actually have to go to the sword fighting in Skalitz

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am not 100% certain but more like 98%. But I think if you go to your dad to start the sword, the only option is that you have to go back to do your sword fighting, Henry says he still has something to do. I do not think there is a way to skip or not one that I know of.

oh yes my favourite town, ootsits

@moistsponge9227

2 жыл бұрын

followed by another banger, ledeko

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Ootsits and Ledko both have great summer vacation spots. Highly recommended! :P

@mottony

4 ай бұрын

Youshits

not clubbing with the priest is a cardinal sin. shame on you

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

For certain which is why I made this Henry do this :P I think a bunch of people go with Godwin and his crazy quest, but I think to get the Virgin achievement I needed to avoid this wonderful quest :/

Haha that soun when ppl get choked out

@hakona.l.monsen2135

2 жыл бұрын

*d

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Henry just likes using people as a squeeze toy :P Not his fault that they get knocked out after a lovely squeeze.

Man, I’m trying a pacifist run right now and I think I ran over a rabbit or killed a chicken, so much for a perfect zero.

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

During the run I had to constantly check my kill feed to make certain that nothing died. I ran over a pig and thought I killed it off camera, but luckily the sucker got up so I continued on!

@lafther210

Жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose luckily I think the achievement only count humans and not animals. So I should be good

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

Well if you know where it happened, I would reload and go back a little to save the "just in case". Though if you're far enough along, please keep me informed if that is true. I did not do hunting during my passive run just because I was too worried about any death counting against that achievement.

@lafther210

Жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose it’s on a hardcore all negatives pacifist run. Read online if I needed to reload or not when I found out. I’ll confirm if failed or not :)

@lafther210

Жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose Just completed my run. Except for that chicken and runt, no kills were done. And that was on hardcore all negs. So I am so glad that the animal did not count. :)

I found reekys hidout on my way to ushits

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yah if you find this place without knowing what it was, it is interesting yet sort of creepy at same time. I was always waiting for a bandit ambush or cumans to come out of nowhere, but sadly no :(

I axidentaly found reeky when i first played

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Ah did you find him accidentally by hunting around? I think that happened to me too and I was scared at first that I did something wrong, like oh no whats happening!

@cameerex6630

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose i think i was going from ushitz to rattay to put my stuff away but i found the cave it scared me

I dont call K.O.ing people while they sleep or From behind exactly "Pacifism"

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

For Henry this is pacifism. Usually he leaves a trail of corpses of foe and friend alike :P

@Kravenrogue

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose I Saw that lol

I actually killed everybody in the Bandit Camp xD. Bow and Arrow and then running in and out of the Church. And Cuman camp just sneak and Knock out. Also i beat the Boss Bandit in one hit. No Helmet = no gud. One good sword swing and he ded.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am always surprised how fast he dies if you get a good hit on him. But then again, coming in there with level 10+ Henry, that bandit is going down like a sack of potatoes :P

This game is very buggy even today but it was a decent game.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

The more I play this game the more of the strange bugs come out. I could've sworn that back in my first 200+ hours of game play that I never seen people falling through the floor. Now it is just normal Tuesday to see the bailiff just disappear through the ground in Rattay.

Best way to make money from Peshek is to wait until he resells the items and then take money from chest. You get his starting 1k and grochen for all selled items at retail price...or you can rebuy them from him take all of the money from chest go to rattay and then sell them again to armorer wait for him to resell and rob his money and then steal everyhing from him and resell to peshek....absolute best way i use is to go to merhojed camp before 7am, poison everybody with 5 bane potions, steal everything of value which isnt too heavy (my horse can carry a lot), go to peshek sell everything to him..go to rattay, punch a guard, go to jail everyhing resets and repeat everyhing again hahaha only thing you actually need is bane potions, good horse and saddle...after couple of repeats i take all money from peshek except 10k so he can rebuy from me

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

100%! Though I have not tested it out, I think if you just stuff peshek's trunk full of all the goods in Rattay, the game considers that his "value chest" and when the new store cycle comes around, it assumes that he bought all that, and his next groschen value goes through the roof. If I was thinking of doing the "from the ashes" DLC again, I would just stuff his area full of armor/weapons non stop and let that groschen pile grow. I think someone else got his pile to a million groschen or something absurd like that. With that sort of groschen Henry can just pay off all the bandits to F' off :P

So you are going for THAT achievement

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, going for a couple I never got before actually. I am surprised how much blood lust my poor Henry has :P But also I am surprised about how little murder you really need to do in the game. I thought the pacifist run would be much tougher since you can not defend yourself, but really it is not that bad so far!

@hexiangwu4571

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose fist fight’s op, you have much higher hit rate than any other weapons.

jump on top of trailer or carts they cant get you there and shot em with bow

fun fact: horse ramming kills does not count towards the "people killed" statistic

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

That is a fun fact. I am very curious if that is a good way to get the merciful achievement, while still having a legit way of killing people. The only thing that makes me say no, is that you still get charged with a crime if someone sees you. Also you might have to wait a day for the stat to come in, I know that if you push an NPC to their death it takes a day or so for the stat to load in :/

Wow. I'm doing Lockpick and pickpocket legit. Lockpick 15. And pick pocket like 10. I'll chest from there lol

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

Once you get past level 8 in each of those skills, everything becomes soooo much easier. But without lockpicking it is sad times, but doable.

23:33 Lmaooo XD

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I hate to admit that I spent a lot of time making that work out :P Messing with KCD cut scenes has become one of my favorite things to do.

23:24 🤣🤣🤣

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am glad you enjoyed this, because I watched it while I edited over and over like 20 times. Not because nothing was wrong with it, but just because I was chuckling to myself. Wish I was better at editing to make it better, but someday!

25:37 Um.... Helical you might want to rethink how you say things like this lmao

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol. Sometimes I try to pretend to not hear what I said during editing videos :P Just think of the stuff that I cut out!

Does that kill the horse though

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I can not remember what part you're referring to but, most often no. The only time horses die is from stabs, shots, and bashes with weapons. Punching the horse does not kill it, but give it a knock out, which will get back up after 60 seconds or so. Falling off a cliff can be one too, but Henry usually dies in the process as well ;)

I just unlocked mutt does your dog killing people count towards a pacifist run

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

Oooohh, I do not know. But I do not think he "kills" but rather delays enemies not unless you get a perk attached. Honestly, I never acquired the dog before, except on Theresa's DLC but other than that, I am woefully ignorant on that.

@dennisjaggars9245

Жыл бұрын

Dude so I’m trying to do a pacifist/virgin run on normal but every now and then when I choke someone out they freaking die have you come across this problem right now I’m farming unarmed from the executioner with a bunch of dogs and pigs I can knock out over and over

@dennisjaggars9245

Жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose it’s confirmed the dog kills do count so don’t if your doing a pacifist run

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisjaggars9245 many thanks for the information. I suspected something like that was true, but with this game you never know. The other thing that happens is if you damage someone with even your fists then something else kills them, you get blamed for the murder...so might be related.

18:06 xdddd

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Don't just stand there lad! Pour us a drink! :p

8:24 you do it wrong You need to buy your stuff and get your money back. That way nothing is stolen

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yup that is the classic way of doing things. I think I was just so rich at that point nothing really mattered :P I was not planning on rebuilding the village in the DLC so money was just useless for the most part.

its confusing why divish says 'ill muster the men right now, ill send them with captain robard in command, would you lead my men right now?' its like.. sod off mate, dont tell someone you will send them off with a commander then ask someone to lead them just cuz they can leave before being mustered! (MUSTARD!!!!)

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol, I never thought about that. :P Sometimes I get the feeling that the dialogue was written by two different people. I assume this might of happened with long development cycles of the game and they were like, heck with getting the voice actor back in here for that, just ship the game :P

I tried to do achievements so I play hardcore mode with all negative perks and pasifist mode. Plus virginity and it is hella difficult. Omg

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds insane! The pacifist mode actually sounds the reasonable way to deal with hardcore mode. Avoid fighting people in hardcore mode is a valid strategy. Now if you tact on the no stealing on top of that, then that is god mode there.

@hansu989

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose like Pribyslavitz fight was impossible. First you have to watch that you don't kill anyone, check that bandits doesn't kill every soldier and last Runt fighting. My moods every time I tried to do it: "Omg I accidentally killed bandit!" "Oh dear I couldn't kill Runt!" "I only defended myself and now freaking bandit is dead!"

@the_Leszcz

2 жыл бұрын

@@hansu989 I think all negative perks pacifist is not too hard, Pribyslavitz fight is much easier if you tell Morcock where Timmy lives, then enter the camp and sabotage it, sabotaging will take several attempts cuz you need to run away throwing poison into the pots without armor for increased speed and then hide in the river, for fighting Runt you need to poison your arrows and keep shooting at him while running around a wooden pole to dodge his attacks. The battle in Talmberg is different though, in hardcore your allies usually die quickly and shooting enemies in their legs with poisoned arrows takes too long, but I once managed to win it somehow when my allies died and it was me and Bernard vs. 5 mercenaries on the walls, probably the game has a scripted auto-win after 20 minutes or so, but in the other walkthrough it didn't work. p.s. potions are very useful in some quests, so it's worth learning alchemy (and stealing all the recipes so as not to buy them)

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I have been too sick this past week to respond to this, but I think you're absolutely correct on the all negative perk, pacifist run being possible and not too terrible for experienced players. :) I think for people who have not gone through the game 2-3 times it might be a bit challenging since you think you need to fight or help fighting to win certain missions. But like you said, a bunch of the fights are auto-wins after x-amount of time. And there are plenty of places to go and hide the corner to wait the time out :P

Was that Windows 95?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I think the error was more windows xp or 2000. :P It is a fun one to use instead of the classic "kicked out" of the game I usually get when KCD decides it needs a nappy time.

VI SITTER HÄR I VENTEN OCH SPELAR LITE DOTA

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I would play DOTA, but my poor blood pressure. Also I only have one spare keyboard :P

Oh, early af

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Early bird gets the beef, or the worm something like that. :P