Damn I've got 515 hours in this game and I had no idea about that brawling quest in Skalitz

@itsbig092mlboa9

2 жыл бұрын

same lol

@silversnail1413

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't find it until I did a complete playthrough and looked up all the side quests online. There's a lot of weird hidden stuff in this game.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I did not know about this quest until about 4 months ago. It is one of those things you have to do a bunch of other side missions to get it to show up. I did not explain it fully, but I believe you have to beat up the fisherman brawler quests and be far enough in the story for it to show up!

"Don't just stand there lad, pour us a drink!" "MEH HEH HEH."

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

*Starts pouring out drinks*

I had to finish the game so i can see the video without spoling myself, totally worth it psdt: dont just stand there lad, pour us a drink

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am glad you finished the game! Hope it was a worth while playthrough. Now you can replay it again and really abuse the game ;) Also,I absolutely love that line. I do have to hold it back a bit to not over use it. Sir Hanush by far has the best lines in the game. :P

Well, don't just stand there lad, press the like button.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am certain that Hannush has the best lines out of all of KCD. I will miss him if he is not in KCD 2 :P

I think I am the only kcd player who actually likes monestary mission. I am glad it isn't just me who has a hard time catching Ulrich. I think I've only ever caught up with him once.

@Al-fm8kh

2 жыл бұрын

It's pretty easy if you keep your horse ready near the hut before you talk to the bandit or mercenary. Then chase him, take out your sword and try to kill his horse. It's even easier when you have a fast horse. Not pebble tho

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

The Monastery mission is actually very well written and crazy how many different ways you can solve it. One of the better missions. I think the problem is that, the most straight forward mission that the game leads you down (or quest markers) is through one of the slower pathways that really restricts how free you can be in the game. I think that is one of the few missions in the game where you're limited to where you can go or what you can do, while in the monastery. Sort of a huge shift in the standard freedom we are use to where we can do a mission however we like. I do not like doing the monastery mission the standard way, but the rest of the ways are quite doable.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, catching Ulrich is possible exactly how you said. Park that horse next to the door before you go and it makes it easier. I completely forgot about that, and my horse was in the middle of the forest slowly walking over to me while Ulrich got away. Even then it is possible to catch him, but I got way too jittery and hit a tree, opps. But good thing the game does not "fail" you at this point, otherwise the rage machine would happen :P

@axellion4573

Жыл бұрын

@@Al-fm8kh I shot his horse and smacked him with a stick

"wELL dOnt jUsT sTanD tHerE lad , pOuR uS a DrInK!"

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

*Starts pouring out drinks*

I really enjoy this type of KCD content. The edits are epic!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :D Hopefully the edits and graphics shows up a bit better in the future :P

Well Lad i said that we'd have work for you... but never thought it would be this much drink pouring !

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason in my head, Sir Radish and Hannush are drinking buddies and Henry's only purpose is to keep them supplied with drink, which is why they are always happy to see him ;)

I love your videos man, kcd is the best game ever. Keep on making people's days with these vids.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You're too kind :D you make me feel good about doing this, thanks :D

"Dont just stand there lad, pour us a drink!"

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

*Starts pouring out drinks*

that last dont just stand there lad got me hard lmao

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I just love that saying so much, but I have to use it more sparingly otherwise the next 20 minute video will be that on loop :P

It's a little known fact that insurance fraud was invented by rabbits in medieval Bohemia.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I would not put it past them! Honestly, I thought I had to reload the game because of a bunny who did not want to live anymore! Same thing happened with a deer while I riding a horse out there. I was not recording but a deer just smacked into me and was laying on the ground for about 10 seconds before it got up and and left. The things that happen in this game!

@AleksiJoensuu

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose I mean, that's happened to me in real life. I was driving my girlfriend's grandparents' Volvo. Deer ran right into the side of the car. Got up about 10 minutes later and bounded off. Hunter couldn't find it even with a tracking dog.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

@@AleksiJoensuu Oh damn! Hope your car was ok. Deer just mess up most cars and the jerks don't even have insurance to cover the damages! Also from my own experience a deer hitting you or running in front of the car last second is defiantly one of the jump out of your socks moments in life lol

@AleksiJoensuu

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Somehow the only thing it managed to break was the mirror. Driver's door buckled inwards, too, but that could just be popped out. Thing is, we were on a motorcycle trip and that was the one single day we loaned a car. Could have been riding a bike then.

Don't just stand there lad, pour us a drink.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

*Keeps pouring more drinks*

@RiverRockXIII

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose what a good lad that Henry. PaciFISTful oh chosen one. *pours drink in distance*

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Damn..I wish I was that clever to see this hahah. I need to remake this series all just for that edit change ;)

@RiverRockXIII

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose lmao. I'd rewatch it

I’ve never played this game, and only experience it through your videos. The edits and commentary are just MWA 👌 chef’s-kiss good!!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol thanks I am glad that you're enjoying this sort of content, it is fun to make :P I thought the game would be too hard to follow if you never played before since I do a ton of cuts of dialogue, but looks like that might not be the case which is good to hear!

@Jordan-rb28

2 жыл бұрын

You've gotta play this game dawg, it's one of the greatest of all time imo, coming from someone who played 3000 hours of CSGO, and probably more of minecraft and other games lol

Henry would be more passive aggressive if he just stood there and not pour any drinks to anyone.

@helicalgoose

6 ай бұрын

haha, that actually would've been a good skit there :P God, I wish I could slip that into the video now. *Starts pouring out a drink*

"There is a reason for beating up those peasants" You won't say

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Henry was beating them up to let out some frustrations ;) But the real reason for that was to be able to get the King of the Cumans (Brawlers) quest to show up. I believe you had to beat up the Fisherman people and all that before the Cuman thing showed up. I was originally going to keep it in, but the boxing up peasant part even with deep cuts explaining more was about 15 minutes by itself! I thought keeping it to a lower 3 minutes was better, but I did lose the "reason" behind it other than showing off a strange activity. Well worth doing to get the level 3 books off the King of the Cumans. But you can roll in there with an a mace and do the same. None of them have weapons :P

Oh its happening welcome back brotherr

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I hope it was worth the wait ;)

It's confirmed. Helical is Jahy levels of stingy for paying rent.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Confirmed! Two people living in a shack (studio apartment) for 2000 dollars a month. What a steal! Just got to watch out for the landlord, when they want their money they want their money!

Love the street fighter music at the beginning lol

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

The street fighter music is so great that it goes with everything. Also, for this particular video I am doing for fist challenge only, it fits everything great :)

Another awesome video, so many ways to do each mission its mind boggling... you missed asking Ulrich to go 'watch' the bandits on the hill though.... He folds them like sheets :)

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, I never knew you could get Ulrich to go and help you out on that! Haha, but fold them like sheets, is something that Ulrich is good at! He is a top tier fighter for certain, except when he joined me...what happened! >.>

@Gimboid79

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose Ye, had the same outcome in my no kill playthrough, only option is to run into the mine leaving Ulrich to his fate.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gimboid79 What I found out later too after this video is that after you chase after Ulrich (fair or succeed) and he goes back to Sassu. If you just ride straight to the mine and go inside, you can just sweet talk the guy or punch him down. This effectively skips a huge part of the quest! Honestly I need to go back and see if you can just go inside before meeting Ulrich at all! Maybe it is a speed run trick that I had no idea about.

@Gimboid79

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose Let us know if that works, never even occurred to me!

Gotta love some old videogame songs popping up like Street Fighter here and Sonic at the arena with Bernard in other video.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Those songs are just classics. I love any chance I get to use them. I have been meaning in going back and grabbing old video game music here and there, but been too lazy about it, or having brain farts thinking about them. But there is tons of them out there that is great!

I swear i learn something new in every kcd video you post Btw, you plan on doing a video doing some of the hardest achievements in the game? Like the one you can only kill Runt in the main quests

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, this is the pacifist run, which only lets me kill runt (During cutscene) Technically I have not killed anything yet, since Henry in the cutscene went off I Runt, I only smacked him with my fists a bit. And honestly i am still learning new things about this game too :)

Dont just stand there lad, give this video a like!

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Haha, I see you must of finished the Hardcore Henry series already and hitting back in the older videos ;) *starts pouring a drink*

You’re a passing fist

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

All these puns, they are sooo good, I wish I had that when putting a title to this video :P

PaciFISTS

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Where were you about 6 months ago, I needed to steal that pun :( That is too good, wish I emphasized that :P

This fuel my desire to re play the game

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol, I feel like if I see any KCD content after a few months of not playing it, gives me the itch to fire it back up once again ;) It has a strange replay-ability quality to it.

Oh ReAlLY

@helicalgoose

4 ай бұрын

Haha, wow this was a long time ago, I complete forgotten about that! :D

Holy Cameon, batman. Anyone else notice that he smuggles in some Monkey Island music at 3:35?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You sir have a good ear. I love Monkey Island and try to put the music in whenever I can without annoying people too much. :D I do miss that game, maybe I will play it around the Holidays for a little break.

I enjoyed the Monastery mission too much.

i made so much money off ulrich because i was underlevelled at the time to duel him so i stole his stuff when he slept and it would always respawn when he wakes up! a set of german armour everyday while doing side quests is a nice payout

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Some NPCs have that quick clothing respawning ability where they will basically pop their clothes back on within a hour. Sad to say, I only found a couple that do it regularly and the few are not that wealthy of a clothing stockpile :(

Funny how for some the Monastery quest is brilliant and for others it's kryptonite. I think one reviewer on KZread (Franklygaming?) named it as his best quest in any game ever. 😄 Anyways you don't need to do it really. On my second playthrough I just snuck in, stabbed the one I knew was Pious and stole his dice. On the other hand, you don't even need the dice to get into the camp later, plus you can get the dice from the crimps themselves. However, I don't really understand why it's not possible to simply not do the quest at all, and then lie or kill the crimps. You HAVE to either kill Pious without becoming a novice, or become a novice and do the whole questline.

@helicalgoose

3 ай бұрын

I think for people that can stomach their way through the whole Monastery quest and get into the murder mystery and like the intrigue of a whole area it is an amazing quest. Soooo many options to go around and its quite detailed. Like the devs put some time into this area and quest. SequentialGamer did a few videos I think about all the options and how to and explains the whole situation really well. [I think he missed one line or tree you can down, which I might show off later, but its super rare! so I don't blame him at all] Buuuut, for me who has been blazing hot with a Henry flying through the game, the Monastery feels like the brakes slammed and you're stuck in an area. For most new players, you don't know what to do other than just go with the whole Monastery quest to figure out who is who, so the option of just running in and killing the right person is not really on the table. Its a good quest, but I don't know how to describe if its badly implements or just put in the wrong progression area of the game, if that makes sense. :D

@AleksiJoensuu

3 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose I enjoyed it on the first go, but it is definately one of those I don't want to do again :D Same way I felt about military service: "Shit experience that I loved and recommend everyone do, but never want to do again thank you"

i never knew there was a brawler club in skalitz! i assumed it was unused and abandoned, didnt even expect to see fights happening!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, it is definitely one of the hidden gems of the game. Mostly because fighting the people in a couple of the towns in really tough to get them all together then wait. Honestly the only people who know about it are the ones going for the 100% completion quest line. The payout is pretty funny so it is sort of worth doing but a one time thing for me :P

@junker1192

Жыл бұрын

"unused and abandoned", save for a couple hundred guards, bandits, traders and cumans fighting each others daily in the market square.

lol it was a cool way to speed up the monatery from a 5-ingame days clue making to just 1 day in game

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I was actually shocked that you could speed up the monastery quest like that. I really thought I was going to have to go through the 3-5 days of slowly figuring out who did what and ugggh... The monastery quest is actually well written and awesome. The problem is that it is too slow for me and it takes a long time to do it "correctly". But either way it is nice to be able to finish it within 20 minutes :P

@the_Leszcz

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose I liked that quest because you can find lots of interesting stuff around the monastery like a free lock pick behind the altar or a treasure under the floor or circators boozing in the basement or a necronomicon among libri prohibiti or a front door key hidden in the kitchen etc. etc.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_Leszcz The quest is amazing! I am trying to think of the person, but someone has done a very detailed choice options on the monastery quest. Telling of all the secrets of the quest. I think its over an hour long, but there is so much there that I never realized. That really changed my opinion on the quest from being a bad quest, to being acceptable but not for me sort of deal. I honestly trying to think of how they could've made the quest slightly different to make it more palatable. I mean the devs really did put a lot of time in the quest and it shows, but I think the time and zone restrictions gets people all chafed.

i remember really looking forward to the monastery quest and it was fun for the first day but having to repeat the most mundane things for days and just watching loading screens was kind of a drag. i dont even think theres a secret area there or anything that would convince you to hold out on doing the main mission for a bit

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

There are secret story areas you can get to, or the book searching quest to pick up all the pieces. I believe sequentialgamer done a video on the monastery quest and shows tons of options you can in the Monastery. I do not have the patience to do such a quest day in and day out, but some people find it enjoyable :P

Wait, the monastery mission are the least liked? Weird, i always hear people talking about how much they like them, myself included

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

Hmm after some time I think the monastery mission has the largest divide by people that like it and hate it. Not too many people sit in the middle of the group. The writing and possible outcomes for the monastery mission is amazing. Though, the constantly failing missions/getting caught by the monks by being out of your bedroom or not praying for three hours is a pain. Its a mixed bag for me, though I have low patience at times for listening and waiting in games. So it may just be me.

Nice

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

So nice ;)

@flower2382

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose it’s not nice, it’s passive aggressive

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

@@flower2382 lol an aggressively passively semi-approval something in that area. :P

12:59 hahaha still get the name wrong

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Never going to change :P Well maybe, give me three more playthroughs.

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Darn! I knew I forgot something! lol that is a perfect sound effect for some of the battles lol

do you like have any tips to level up speech fast?

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately not. There is a book learning bug that you can sort of pull off, but its so janky I have not made a video about it. It takes really good timing, while at the same time provides only like 10 exp per an attempt. Absolutely gruling and not worth it. The only thing I can say is that carry a bunch of bard and amor potions instead. A quick +5 to speech and charisma usually does the trick.

@stealthfragger

Жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose yea i think thats the best way thank you

Would Ulrich wear different armour if you gave him some?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately not, or I do not understand how NPCs choice armor to wear if they are not wearing it already. You can strip NPCs when they get knocked out, repair their stuff and put it back on their bodies, but they do not seem to wear anything, but just go naked. Not certain if you have to wait a full sleep cycle that they will change into the armor again? I need to investigate this more sometime :D

I just don't get it. Why does erveryone have this activivty in Skalitz? I'm on my seventh playthrough and never got it. Can someone explain this to me?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

The same thing baffled me too. I actually had to look this up before. From what I can tell, you need to do all the boxing related missions. From what I remember you have to beat up/win all the boxing rounds in Utitziz (spelling god no) I do not know if you have to do the ones in Rattay, but if you do not do that, plus you're not far enough in the story, the activity will not show up. I was going to show all the boxing rounds but good gooses did that take forever! That was mostly cut.

break the gameeeee cmonnn

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am actually working on another one, but the game does not want to break so far. I am looking for those cracks! :P The sucker will break soon enough!

speech lets you skip half the game wtf

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

That is the good or down side to speech. You can away with just about anything and skip parts of the game, but really the bad part is that you're usually skipping the better missions!

Ew. Monastery quest.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same at first. But I will have to say that the Monastery quest does have a lot of options. My favorite of course is running into the Monastery, killing the monks and getting the dice then running out. Best option :P