The bullies at school are gonna regret making fun of me when i split their skulls like a Parmigiano reggiano cheese brick.

@calvinkulit

4 жыл бұрын

That's brutal.

@DesertRunner602

4 жыл бұрын

Take your time

@suchtberater

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh i would make fun of you just because then my death would be final.

@hiimgood

4 жыл бұрын

"Now you have 2 1/8ths of Parmigiano skulliano!"

@lollol-kz8vc

4 жыл бұрын

What a cool way to die tho

I want to see people speedrun this. Two categories: vertical% and lateral%.

@gustavamancii1495

4 жыл бұрын

LMGOQOROSBFJRJDBJEJSKAO I NEED IT

@JuanLau

4 жыл бұрын

Any%

@Greenfire44

4 жыл бұрын

and each category would subdivide into halves, fourths and eights

@the3zombiesbob330

4 жыл бұрын

Yas

@LeBornMajes

4 жыл бұрын

@@JuanLau (tries alien technique)

I will never, ever cut a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano. So why do I feel like this was time well spent educating myself?

@hazzy5714

3 жыл бұрын

because fun facts to flex are fun for noone but you

@thepriestpucci4988

3 жыл бұрын

"New torturing technique unlocked"

@theintelligentcow7447

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepriestpucci4988 oh so that was why there were so many different knives. Now I see that they wanted me to experiment with my victims!

@thepriestpucci4988

3 жыл бұрын

@@theintelligentcow7447 lol, have fun!

@theintelligentcow7447

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepriestpucci4988 oh believe me, I will. The other guy not so much.

I gotta admit... This didn't even appear on my recommended feed this time. I actually went and looked it up.

@jgperes

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I did too Welcome to our safe spot

@ClockworkVaudevillian1

3 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow looker upper

@sebastiangebala9958

3 жыл бұрын

I did too, helped me get out of being held hostage

@michal_king478

2 жыл бұрын

been here a few times myself too

@vqo0

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes ill join too... I searched for this too...

I'm glad I could hear him say "Parmigiano Reggiano" several times.

@27ricky04

4 жыл бұрын

"parmijjiaanou rejjianou"

@nikke4157

4 жыл бұрын

@@27ricky04 MAMA MIA!!

@luket2958

4 жыл бұрын

Turns me on

@nikke4157

4 жыл бұрын

@@luket2958 hell yeah

@yellowcactustvz4929

4 жыл бұрын

Se lo sento un'altra volta mi taglio io non il formaggio

idc that he didn't split with his bare hands, but not eating the small bits that got loose while cutting is a capital sin

@torugho

4 жыл бұрын

Each of those worth 20 dollars

@c-onethirty

4 жыл бұрын

If you work as a cheesecutter, do they inspect you to make sure you didn't smuggle out some cheese bits?

@Kira-bb3zr

4 жыл бұрын

@@torugho that doesn't cost soo much 😂

@angelsolina3234

4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever not heard of hygiene?

@JAY-zf6jw

4 жыл бұрын

Angel Solina have you heard of how amazing Parmesan tastes

I like to imagine after cutting they are like “alright, we’ve practiced cutting, time to glue it back together.”

@troy4298

3 жыл бұрын

No matter how shitty this joke is, it still made me laugh.

@bamama2630

3 жыл бұрын

true true

the fact that there's a youtube channel with 15,000 subscribers about a specific type of cheese really makes my life complete

"How to cut a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano" me: looking at the block of $5 Walmart cheddar *close enough*

@tramarthomas6105

4 жыл бұрын

eh, i did it with rotisserie chicken and got the same results

@MrFlyingPanda

4 жыл бұрын

@@tramarthomas6105 you re just 695 euros shy..

@jaub1742

4 жыл бұрын

@@tramarthomas6105 *slides a cheese knife into a god damn rotisserie chicken*

@DbgVeldri

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaub1742 your picture made your comment better than intended

@411Adidas

4 жыл бұрын

The flavor will never compare

Why am I watching this? Because one day I *_MIGHT_* have to cut a _WHOLE_ wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese and i'll be damned if i'm not prepared for that day

@Menuki

5 жыл бұрын

I have to break one of these per day at my job in Vegas

@xx-bu1hx

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing, Colonel. :)

@oliverwalters9533

5 жыл бұрын

If you get one, you will own a €10,000 piece of cheese

@summerzah3791

5 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly 😂

@angelinhev23

5 жыл бұрын

TuckyKing omg I was asking myself the same thing ! After I almost finish the video lol

They act like everyone has a whole Parmigiano Reggiano just laying around ready to be cut 😂😂😂

@SolaceSilex

3 жыл бұрын

Italy...

@whentheburger

3 жыл бұрын

That's implying that you don't have a emergency wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano always at standby

@jesusesposito8168

3 жыл бұрын

If you have a restaurant or a supermarket this could actually be useful

@rapidtrap787

3 жыл бұрын

or the knife set.

@mesaplayer9636

3 жыл бұрын

Wait you dont.

fun drinking game: take a shot everytime he says parmigiano reggiano

@rascalidrex

3 жыл бұрын

I- I gotta try this

@tfclassicengineer1005

3 жыл бұрын

Alcohol poisoning 101.

@valsonder

3 жыл бұрын

you are carrying the entire alcoholic drink business

@paulwehner1539

3 жыл бұрын

or when he says parmesan cheese knife

@northwind6199

3 жыл бұрын

Parmigiano _[dramatic pause]_ -reggiano.*

Nobody: KZread: YE FUKIN WANNA KNOW HOW TO CUT CHEESE

@holgersoltau660

4 жыл бұрын

And you ? You click the video😂2

@widdleguy1

4 жыл бұрын

all of these comments are all like "OMG KZread IS ON DRUGS LOL" but it must be doing something right cuz you clicked on it

@TheBerightback111

4 жыл бұрын

Don't we all want to know? XD

@actualperson1971

4 жыл бұрын

Yo dawg I heard you like cheese.

@zarrowthehorse

4 жыл бұрын

Dead meme

Its 3AM, I'm lactose intolerant, and I've literally never even seen a full cheese wheel in person in my life

@U.Inferno

3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: Cheese actually has very little lactose content. Especially those aged for quite some time. I'm not telling you what to do with this info, but you might have been able to eat cheese this whole time and never knew. Consume safely

@bushytrout0494

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like cheese why am I here?..

@rosemary.777

3 жыл бұрын

Same wtf, I’m literally relating to all 3 of the points you said.. I’m not sure about the lactose intolerant part because I haven’t gotten tested yet but I have bad reactions to them

@lucapivari6939

3 жыл бұрын

Parmigiano Reggiano hasn't got any lactose in it

@adamvalent2119

3 жыл бұрын

we are all here in the same scenario. Its 3:47 am

I will literally probably, never in my life get a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano, and yet here i am still watching this.

@user-fz5cs9qn6q

3 жыл бұрын

Parmigiano Reggiano ☝️ why am I here

@wooshbaiter3525

3 жыл бұрын

actually bought a massive wedge of parmigiano for a cheese board

@Sajaythegreat

3 жыл бұрын

@@wooshbaiter3525 where would i even

Americans: I want to be a doctor when I grow up! Italians: Cheese tester.

@npc6817

3 жыл бұрын

we prefer the term cheesers

My daily morning routine: Wake up Brush my teeth Take a shower Purchase, cut, proportion, package, and sell parmigiano reggiano cheese Eat breakfast

@antkrigra

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment!

@jul2447

4 жыл бұрын

Wut

@saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

4 жыл бұрын

AntKriGra :D how is it underrated if it has 1.3k+ likes? 😂👏🏼

@maindepth8830

4 жыл бұрын

Parmiggiani reggiano. Spell it properly

@pequod6660

4 жыл бұрын

@@maindepth8830 you should it too. It's parmigiano.

Who else thought he was going to cut the cheese with his bare hands?

@benjasine3472

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@isaiahdebuck4097

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@sogg8713

4 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@johncycal7020

4 жыл бұрын

Hol up he is not gonna use his hands ??? Edit:im kinda dissapointed

@thecountercounter9127

4 жыл бұрын

I was kind of hopeing he was just ghoing to walk on stage with his shirt off and just fucking shout and chop it clean in two with his hand

I feel holistically unqualified to watch this video. I don't even own a cheese store.

13:05 "Have undecided customers try a shaving of cheese" Proceeds to happily hand him a whole BLOCK of cheese

@boomchacle6717

3 жыл бұрын

I know right lol

I thought he was gonna use his actual hands to cut the cheese.

@NeriumToRen

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest I thought that to that's why I clicked the video

@diego-he1tb

5 жыл бұрын

same

@abdulrahmanalkhaja8872

5 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Tran same

@veiksuvaliaho6697

5 жыл бұрын

Are you European?

@derjon5

5 жыл бұрын

@@veiksuvaliaho6697 no, I'm half Vietnamese half Chinese.

i thought he would literally cut that damn thing with his hand like a karate expert

@nathalieschwarz5279

4 жыл бұрын

He's not?

@bananagod7964

4 жыл бұрын

Im sad

@1206549

4 жыл бұрын

And yet I still watched and for some bloody reason _enjoyed_ it as if I might someday ditch my current life and start selling cheese

@samfahrenkopf8679

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@_VictorGrantz_

4 жыл бұрын

shichi SAME

KZread: Parmigiano Reggiano? Me: Sure, Calculus II final test can wait.

“How to Cut Parmigiano Reggiano by Hand” *instructs you to get knives out” Me, expecting the man to karate chop the cheese: 😔

I swear the narrator recorded saying parmigiano reggiano once and then the editor copy and pasted the same voice clip everywhere

@Vanvanroo

4 жыл бұрын

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

I finally know how to properly cut my parmigiano reggiano

@Artix902

4 жыл бұрын

Are you actually aware of how to cut your Parmigiano reggiano?

@ItsXY

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck u

@RK-yg7ne

4 жыл бұрын

Can_of_ Shit 👀

@tramarthomas6105

4 жыл бұрын

@@ItsXY hehe!

@camtisxr1430

4 жыл бұрын

XD

Skyrim character: "Wow, this is worthless" *Proceeds to stuff 13 cheese wheels into their mouth simultaneously.*

hr: why should we hire you me: well i can cut in a precise angle of parmigiano reggiano. works everytime on any interview

“Make sure the knife is straight” The knife: /

@angelaalfonso4815

4 жыл бұрын

The knife: I guess I’m gay

@ikindadrawstuff

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 It’s funny cause I’m bi 😏

@YassineELAZMI

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS FUCKING 2020 WHY SHOULD THE KNIFE BE STRAIGHT ?

@midwestskiesinnyc

4 жыл бұрын

the knife: ~

@myers5059

4 жыл бұрын

*The Knife: O*

Narrator: “check the cheese wheel” Cheese cutter: “yup, that’s cheese alright.”

@enzoqueijao

4 жыл бұрын

"Hold on... is this a fucking piece of Moon stone?"

@danyx4020

4 жыл бұрын

yup this cheese is made of cheese

@ogmuffinman1470

4 жыл бұрын

It would be pretty fuckin awkward if it wasn’t Cheese expert: yep looks like chee- IS THIS A BAG OF FOCKIN POTATOES

@itzyaboi4297

4 жыл бұрын

@@enzoqueijao "I paid for mozzarella damn it!"

@jgperes

4 жыл бұрын

@@enzoqueijao * evolves his clefairy *

I appreciate the fact that they teach us this kind of stuff with the awareness that not all people can experienced this type of dish.

5.4 million people: ah yes I too want to know how to cut a 900$ wheel of cheese of which I don't own.

@dannagonetofar7352

3 жыл бұрын

900$??? Do it really cost that much?

@elliotyoung8760

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannagonetofar7352 yeah, its crazy

@pietrolapera3008

3 жыл бұрын

@@elliotyoung8760 considering it takes 3 years just to make one...

Catch my son cutting his Parmigiano Reggiano cheese brick vertically and not laterally 💀🙄😳🔒

@chryon315

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@huskyuu

4 жыл бұрын

Birdman?

@spuzzgekk

4 жыл бұрын

The FUNNIEST thing I’ve read today 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@baeguetteman412

4 жыл бұрын

I thought my family was the only one where everyone got his own Parmigiano Reggiano cheese wheel.

@robott3007

4 жыл бұрын

Why so many people emojis? 🤨🤨😐😐😱😱

Me: KZread: We believe you'd someday need the sacred skill of cutting a Parmigiano Reggiano Me: Enlighten me.

@Jakium

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@derpyshober4092

4 жыл бұрын

Jakium no u

Dzięki Bartek, teraz już wiem jak dzielić parmigiano reggiano

@popeye69420

3 жыл бұрын

Wow Polski komentarz

@SkeetyisWeety

3 жыл бұрын

Witaj! Nie spodziewałem się tu znaleźć polskiego komentarza.

I need this, although I'm not going to cut a whole wheel I've ordered a 3 Kg piece and now I know how to cut it, thank you for the video, Brilliant

Nobody: The narrator: Parmigiano Reggianooooo

@michealthuringen

4 жыл бұрын

What?

@manlycupcake3097

4 жыл бұрын

Fancyyy

@ihsanfadilah489

4 жыл бұрын

PARMEJANOE REJJANOO

@broccolitomato1085

4 жыл бұрын

NINOOOOOO

@Shayudo_official

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno Giovana

Alternate title: "How to cut cheese you can't afford"

@landynmullins894

4 жыл бұрын

it is not expensive, after seeing this i bought some online

@vaughn1044

4 жыл бұрын

@@landynmullins894 how much did it cost?

@sblorpo6863

4 жыл бұрын

"this item does not ship to Italy. Please check other sellers who may ship internationally."

@bismut7433

4 жыл бұрын

@@sblorpo6863 Man, this cheese is already in Italy 'cause its produced there😂

@NumbDiggers1998

4 жыл бұрын

@@landynmullins894 2400$ not including shipping, yeah, holy shit, I could buy food for 3 months for the cost of this wheel

When he say Parmigiano Reggiano I felt that

i have online school, and i realized that im watching an italian guy cutting Parmesan Cheese... oh lord im bored like fr online schooling gets me tired

@melonmochi08

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude I have a test tomorrow what am I doing watching a man open a cheese wheel while laughing my but off every time he says Parmigiano reggiano because I had too many capri-suns

@melonmochi08

3 жыл бұрын

update: i just showed the first few minutes of this to my spanish class lol

Everytime the dude says "Parmigiano Reggiano" i'm feeling so Italian

@fiorellinobambi

4 жыл бұрын

We don't say parmijjjjjjjjiano rejsjjjjiano , waaaay wrong the pronounce

@gabrielesiragusa3426

4 жыл бұрын

@@fiorellinobambi yeah it ain't even the right goddam pronunciation

@lorenzovismara9385

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielesiragusa3426 yes but that's normal, the way we use the letter "G" and its pronunciation are way different than in english

@slexho9709

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong pronounce

@theimmortalfroge2681

3 жыл бұрын

I am Italian

"It has to be perfectly straight" Me: that knife isn't straight

@jupitersworld9871

4 жыл бұрын

And neither am I.

@jayinblue

4 жыл бұрын

@@jupitersworld9871 DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

@jupitersworld9871

4 жыл бұрын

@@jayinblue Great minds think alike.

@jayinblue

4 жыл бұрын

@@jupitersworld9871 Gay minds think alike**

@TheLynx30

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that knife is bi, likes cutting both sides.

Me in lock down: KZread: You wanna see an Italian guy cutting a giant wheel of Parmigiano Regganio cheese?

Why did I obtain this information better than anything I ever learnt in school

Saw some Parmigiano Reggiano in the shop today. It had the little symbol and everything. Felt like I was meeting a celebrity

@OHYS

6 жыл бұрын

Signal15 hahaha my god

@kastiak06

6 жыл бұрын

Now I need to find some.... For real, any advertisement is good advertisement

@1337Nachos

6 жыл бұрын

Did you take a photo? Did it say... Cheese?

@Overrice

6 жыл бұрын

It's normal to see in Switzerland. It's just more expensive than Grana Padano.

@FishTail33

6 жыл бұрын

Diana please see yourself out, thank you. 😂

I just watched someone cut cheese for 13 minutes and I have no idea why, I guess the great video kept me going!!

@isaacliu._.6899

6 жыл бұрын

LOL SAMEE

@commentcopbadge6665

6 жыл бұрын

Well at least you didn't watch someone "cut the cheese" for 13 minutes and found it a great video that kept you going.

@commentcopbadge6665

6 жыл бұрын

Suckmyballz Gameplays Is a video about something that has 900 years of tradition really that weird and fucked up that has to admitted? I mean, would it really be shameful to outright say you enjoyed watching the process of portionong a $2000 wheel of cheese?

@omar24791

6 жыл бұрын

same here...

@miikavuorio6925

6 жыл бұрын

The music kept me going. lol.

I got this in my recommendation twice this year, despite never having watched a single other video about parmigianino reggiano in my life.

This will be a very helpful video next time I visit my local Parmigiano Reggiano dealer!

my heart sank in tears, when five knives were placed on the table while the title said cutting by hand.

me: _trying to sleep_ youtube: *actually now you are a cheese expert* edit: you thought i will thank you for 2k likes but you thought incorrectly

@NP-bo3ds

4 жыл бұрын

same here

@yinarisespinosa6378

4 жыл бұрын

Sameee its 1 am rn

@dinidusamaranayake3266

4 жыл бұрын

Yinaris Espinosa it’s 12:43 rn

@greatest_hoi

4 жыл бұрын

@@yinarisespinosa6378 1:14 here sir

@justsomeplantcells-

4 жыл бұрын

It looks like a well polished piece of wood for some reason...

I’m italian and it’s 11pm, i haven’t done my homework for tomorrow and Idfk why I am here but i do, and I watched the video all the way trough

I'm in an online class right now but this is more important

Me: hmm.. I wonder what’s on my feed today KZread: C H E E S E K A R A T E (Edit) Jesus Christ i didn’t expect this many likes, thx guys

@jahmi4334

4 жыл бұрын

No one expect cheese karate

@foodiswonder8998

4 жыл бұрын

Ali mem personally, I expected he would use his bare hands

@christiann.5653

4 жыл бұрын

I also expected cheese karate

@Andzus

4 жыл бұрын

Same bro xD

@kazakhstanobamarunesports1350

4 жыл бұрын

FoodisWonder _ same

The KZread recommendation system have brought us together once again.

@dumbman2340

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@MrA-lo5ho

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@jacobclimacosa1518

4 жыл бұрын

Ah i see well i came from the epicurios one where they literally show how to cut every fish

@vatotaco5313

4 жыл бұрын

Yup i lowkey watched the whole thing

@joelhess1436

4 жыл бұрын

yeah hello

Finally! With this tutorial, i wont have any issues with my daily routine when i feel embarrassed in front of my friends not knowing how to cut a parmigiano properly.

Man, I just lost my job and now here I am watching cheese videos. What a life.

Friend: *Brings over some Parmigiano-Reggiano* Me: One second, let me fetch my parmesan cheese knife to cut this Parmigiano-Reggiano

@drinkyourwater1039

4 жыл бұрын

"like that's ever gonna happen"

@nicoghiro3127

4 жыл бұрын

Lol reading all these english comments talking about how rare and expensive parmigiano is feels pretty strange as an Italian who lives in the area where the cheese is produced. Here it is actually pretty cheap and sometimes you will get a parmigiano knife for free (i have like 15 lol)

@Whatismusic123

4 жыл бұрын

nicoghiro31 noone in the comments nor this comment said it was rareor expensive...

@ferovenark

4 жыл бұрын

@@Whatismusic123 The comment below this says literally that

@retardedpancake8951

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t Censor Hentai nice username

Literally thought he was going to judo chop the wheel apart. Im disappointed.

@whocares318

6 жыл бұрын

Estoril Doge same

@virus7099

6 жыл бұрын

+Estoril Doge there is no such thing as judo chop, u can’t punch or kick in judo

@rodadelarosa5046

6 жыл бұрын

Clickbait, it was depressing not cutting it by real hand

@riku7848

6 жыл бұрын

Estoril Doge me too

@remliqa

6 жыл бұрын

I'm more disappointed at the news that there is no such thing as a "judo chop" .

Pretty sure that 90% of the people here are watching this at 12 am minimum lmao

@jddbrr4144

3 жыл бұрын

You genius! how did you know?

@juliaf_

2 жыл бұрын

It's literally 12:02am lmao

3:45 “The knife has to be perfectly straight” *has the knife at an angle*

@jgperes

4 жыл бұрын

this might be a meme, but i'll explain it anyway. The knife has to only be straight in two axis, not all of them. It is forming a 90 degree angle with the flat cheese, therefore there is no problem in it being tilted a little bit inwards depthwise

@nicorobin14

4 жыл бұрын

@@jgperes what, can you explain that again???

@nicorobin14

4 жыл бұрын

@@jgperes jk

@williamnjagi2388

4 жыл бұрын

@@jgperes thx 4 clarifying

I just watched a 14 minute video about how to correctly cut posh cheese. So did you.

@murmurghle

4 жыл бұрын

...instead of studying

@ilo3456

4 жыл бұрын

@@murmurghle For me this is studying

@cozmt

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong, I watched a 13 and 46 second video, not 14, you fool

@DROPKICK500gaming

4 жыл бұрын

And I enjoyed every second of it

@falconc9727

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even know why... I'm not even a chesse fan... Why did I watch this? Sorry for my English. I'm German.

It's 4 am, I have to get up at 7 am and I have a maths test and I am watching this Parmigiano Reggiano thing that I will probably never use in my life but who cares

every year or so this video always gets recommended to me, and every year or so... I sit and watch the whole thing cause I love the music and I love cheese

I like the part where he said “Parmigiano Reggiano”

@KristofferEk

4 жыл бұрын

which apears to be every five to ten seconds.

@MixedSnowFoxPlays

3 жыл бұрын

@@KristofferEk U don't got the joke, he liked the entire video :v

@popeye69420

3 жыл бұрын

"You have no idea how little it narrows it down."

@St4tikas

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of a meme that adds up to 2 shaqule o' nale

@bin4199

3 жыл бұрын

1000th like

Title: The art of cutting cheese by hand Commentator: Now get your knives ready

Nobody: KZread recommendations: cheese?

I just started working in the cheese department at a grocery store that sells this cheese so this was very informative!

Why did I watch the whole thing knowing damn well I'm never gonna purchase a Parmesan cheese wheel.

@luket2958

4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually parmigiano reggiano

@limm3039

4 жыл бұрын

@@luket2958 same difference my nigga

@GaryRozu

4 жыл бұрын

@@limm3039 Ahum Ahum, you CLEARLY didn't see the video.

@limm3039

4 жыл бұрын

@@GaryRozu it was a joke broski

@GaryRozu

4 жыл бұрын

@@limm3039 (i know, i was also joking brotha)

Me: has never watched anything cheese related, has no interest in cheese history, cheese knowledge, or the art of cheese cutting techniques KZread: watch this video Me: yeah okay

@blarebear6972

4 жыл бұрын

Alexias Rei@ I bet you have watched everything on your recommended then using the logic of this crappy comment

@peirong

4 жыл бұрын

*welcome to cheese*

KZread recommendations giving me stuff that i actually find interesting

I think it's the 4th time youtube has recommended me this video and every single time I watch the whole thing

Cheese cutting expert *grabs the Parmigiano Reggiano and whispers*: “Omae wa mou shindeiru” Parmigiano Reggiano: “mamma mia”

@paulcastillo1880

4 жыл бұрын

Parmigiano Reggiano: *_WWAAAAAAAHHH_*

It's fucking 4 am I have officially hit rock bottom

@greenjoe4202

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. ZeNDeR same dude

@onepaperboi3859

6 жыл бұрын

you haven't seen anything... i guess...

@billcipher1756

6 жыл бұрын

12:07 for me

@vladl5482

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. ZeNDeR 12 :02 for me

@maddogeofshimano3515

6 жыл бұрын

4:00 am for me

I am endlessly entertained by this for no reason

nobody: Parmigiano Reggiano: The art of cutting by hand

Why does this feel like an official Nintendo tutorial?

@yjboimozrazmauai5330

4 жыл бұрын

music.

@GokuKing1198

4 жыл бұрын

Parmesan Reggieano

I’m not alone when I say that while knowing nothing about this huge ass cheese, I still watched the entire fucking video without it losing my attention once

@redddd5333

6 жыл бұрын

Michio Kaku 😂😂😂😂 same

@roger_001

6 жыл бұрын

Me too, i didn't even noticed it was 13 fucking minutes long until I started reading the comments.

@AvoidedPlace

6 жыл бұрын

Michio Kaku fucking same. Idk what im doing with my life anymore.

@MrChristoffer5700

6 жыл бұрын

thats what good video editing and production does well done to the team behind the video

FINALLY im a PARMIGIANO REGGIANO expert, thank you

Every single time this man says "Parmigiano Reggiano" with that voice, I burst in laughter without fail. Help, please fix my humor.

Swear when I read the art of cutting by hand I thought my man would be karate chopping the cheese.

@cranberryjuice960

6 жыл бұрын

sportagus3 that’s the only reason I clicked in 😂

@supersaiyangodsupersaiyanm7886

6 жыл бұрын

sportagus3 agreed XD

@feraligatrkittycat

6 жыл бұрын

sportagus3 Literally my exact thought

@jays8655

6 жыл бұрын

Why I thought the same thing😂

@ahmetgrcn2663

6 жыл бұрын

Same lol

Why did I watched the whole video? ....commercials have A LOT to learn from you guys!

@capitangeorge4980

6 жыл бұрын

id104335409 I was watching a video about a review of a phone and now I am on a video about how to section parmigiano regiano cheese

@johnhenderson5222

6 жыл бұрын

Best commercial I've seen since the LOL community commercials.

@wertbin

6 жыл бұрын

If it was a commercial about cheese, I'd watch the whole thing too.

@dexterbarker-glenn7063

6 жыл бұрын

it is a commercial about cheese

@GorkaLarrazabal

6 жыл бұрын

id104335409 😂😂

I have no idea why I’m watching a video about cheese but it doesn’t matter. This is great content.

Others: Ah, he can cut a perfect line without any sort of machinery Me, an intellectual: *skips to part where I thought he’d be stabbing the cheese wheel with his bare hand*

take a shot every time he says "parmesan cheese knife"

@julianberchtold1320

6 жыл бұрын

i died from alcohol poisoning

@nousername7582

6 жыл бұрын

John Carr McIlnay Aint shit 😤

@stratoskotsis3506

6 жыл бұрын

Or parmigiano regiano

@efrenchen293

6 жыл бұрын

15 shots

@crunchymilksoup4858

6 жыл бұрын

John Carr McIlnay well id be dead

Idk why but I feel somehow this knowledge will help me in the future

@Felhek

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Machado it will. Your brain will use this as an example of precision and patience to achieve something extremely valuable.

I cant wait for the moment in my life when I totally surprise someone with my profesional knowledge on parmigiano reggiano

This is the 5th time i came across this video since its first came out... And i always watched the whole thing because it is really satisfying

“The best way to turn the wheel is to stand it up, turn it around, then put it back down” ah yes of course it all makes sense now

@zdenek3010

4 жыл бұрын

Glad to see that. Always struggled at that part.

@justasquare3739

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit that part played as i read the comment

@ashkorewhitemoon9240

3 жыл бұрын

And here I've been just turning it over WITHOUT standing it up and rotating it on its edge, like an absolute neanderthal.

nobody: KZread: hey wanna see a guy hand cut a cheese wheel? Me: you mean like karate chop it? heck yes KZread: nope Me: still watches anyway

@HAM-qi6de

4 жыл бұрын

For me it was more of RIPE it apart by hand 😂 but same

@GGGG-oy2pc

4 жыл бұрын

me too man

I just ate this with a roasted brocolli and i swear there is that new feeling you get i just can't describe it

I find myself coming back to this video a year later still enjoying it

This is the ideal cheese body. You may not like it, but this is what peak flavor looks like.

@user-ny6nu6bo9g

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Gonzalez very sexy cheese body

@ThatGuyWithSomeSubs

6 жыл бұрын

lool

@sub7se7en

6 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't someone like it?

@markhdhu1320

6 жыл бұрын

I watch too many memes so i got that...

@aronfledderus1344

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Gonzalez try dutch cheese you'll know what good cheese tastes like

So you may be asking yourself "why didnt he eat the little bits that fell off?" Its because those bits are worth like 20 dollars lmao

@soot4440

4 жыл бұрын

HOW DID U KNOW

@maikikk

4 жыл бұрын

É BR é?

@sbald290

4 жыл бұрын

I'm italian and i can tell you that a 1/16 of the entire whell is about 15 euro, so you're not that wrong 😂

@albertoHammyer

4 жыл бұрын

Queijo bom e queijo MINEIRO , já ganhamos no vinho agora prepara pro Brasil substituir a França

@maikikk

4 жыл бұрын

@@albertoHammyer Lanso a braba

yeeee let me buy one Wheel for around 1000$ to practice my cutting :P Man this is the best Ad for a food Product i have ever seen. Well done :D

Thanks for the tutorial! Really needed this one.

I honestly thought he was gunna like karate chop the wheel and it would perfectly split

@RickTrajan

6 жыл бұрын

saint yep, I didn't know cheese wheels are that big.

@droopledorf7570

6 жыл бұрын

Nice AVI.

@plotseling_mc2615

6 жыл бұрын

Yea me to 😂

@doginspace0

6 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why you’d expect anything less. Look at the fucking title.

@_Eric._

6 жыл бұрын

HandfulOfStrange The title said cutting by hand... Knife hands?

Catergory: Entertainment Me: *entertained*

@isaiahjones8215

6 жыл бұрын

hi

@knickers3359

6 жыл бұрын

fact god

@isaiahjones8215

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

I found this video at 2 in the morning and its really comfy for some reason

I love how the music restarts for each section.

"It has to be perfectly straight." *inserts knife crooked*

@kyokusei

4 жыл бұрын

@lukenzie he means straight as in vertically, not straight down

@diadromes8000

4 жыл бұрын

@@kyokusei but the picture shows it straight as in gravitational ways down

@radioactiverat8751

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta give him credit though, that's a lot of cheese. Probably hard to work with.

@Edge9404

4 жыл бұрын

He means parallel to the cut, not perpendicular to it.

@angwydud

4 жыл бұрын

@@diadromes8000 thats how the cheese is placed tho.. he wont cut the cheese if the cheese is sideways cause it would be unpractical