Pakistani kid :- we will make nuclear bomb Teacher :- we have bright futuuure

@tejasmate..

2 жыл бұрын

US taxpayers: we give them our funds

@HansBalneger

2 жыл бұрын

Even if they managed to nuke India, India's retalliation would end Pakistan.

@krunalraghavani228

2 жыл бұрын

Grape😂😂

@mohammed-qm7wb

2 жыл бұрын

@@HansBalnegeryou're way too advance. Relax

@Aloksharma-oe1gm

2 жыл бұрын

@ola ka choda shut up guys dont bring politics here

As a Indian teen, the only thing I want to say after watching this video is.... That "Pakistan's future is GRAPE " 😂😂

@smokydonut

2 жыл бұрын

Naah mate they are running out of grapes too now

@yourdad9083

2 жыл бұрын

@@smokydonut *_```lol```_*

@layalechidiac9054

2 жыл бұрын

U mean a great grape

@CallMeDaddyCool

2 жыл бұрын

*Bakri Grape 🍇*

@mwq6073

2 жыл бұрын

Grape is at least better than gang rape!

As a representative of Indian community,we surrender 🏳️

@ihateyoumylove

2 жыл бұрын

डुग्गर थमा ऐसी ओनी बी दबक्क आँगर ऐ.

@user-ib3ps2qd4w

2 жыл бұрын

@JoJopkt no no no please dont do that

@miss42310

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you

@ankitaaarya

2 жыл бұрын

@JoJopkt please dont send pilot, he is too strong.

@Rinucoc

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

"When I become a pilot, I will try not crash the airplane and let the people die". I mean what the fuck!?

@molzangel476

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed to that like heck.. i couldn't tell if that was sarcastic or real

@vigi86

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... Goals..?

@kamaleshdadi

2 жыл бұрын

True.. I too thought it was edited.. Else it will be the most funniest thing

@molzangel476

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamaleshdadi it's not edited bro

@bn1193

2 жыл бұрын

@@molzangel476 That's real bro 😨

This school should be recognised by UNESCO for spreading peace!

India is canceled

@KevinDontEatBut

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Anilkumar-yi6tq

3 жыл бұрын

What India is cancelled? But why?

@Noname-kf9iy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anilkumar-yi6tq Pilot kid, and will heblebleh

@TheArijitBanerjee

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anilkumar-yi6tq lol, take a chill pill

@teargames3636

3 жыл бұрын

Pakistan is grape 😪

WHEN WAP STARTED PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM I LOST IT 😂🤣😂💀

@likeaphoenix6

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@pranayr9284

2 жыл бұрын

That's their actual National Anthem. For real.

@mr.h1064

2 жыл бұрын

@@pranayr9284 lol

@makfrags14

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.h1064 I'm killing myself. It's so funny

@jita26televisi

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, that was offensive

03:31 the moment she realised that something's wrong with her life.

@rubariaz6267

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@I_am_FRANCO

3 күн бұрын

I’m crying Why did they do this WHYYY WHYY EMBARRASSING THEMSELVES

try NOT to crash the plane and let the people die

@spy-eye2259

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆 nice joke

@yourdad9083

2 жыл бұрын

Their future is grape

@user-hq7pg2kw2p

2 жыл бұрын

Pakistan in bag

@Anuj10_01

2 жыл бұрын

Bane😂

I'm a Pakistani and I've got to say this is the funniest thing ever.

@448mohitsingh3

3 жыл бұрын

Pakistan in the bag 😂

@vinayak648

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@emxxnkhxn4756

3 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@wanderlustbeliever

3 жыл бұрын

Grownups who should teach children to love teaches hate...toh meme hi toh banega😆😂😂😂

@likeaphoenix6

2 жыл бұрын

Graaaaaaapeeee

Man seriously 😂😂.. who teaches kids to die???😂. But the best part was "I'll try not to crash plane into people"😂😂...

@wiz991

2 жыл бұрын

Atleast she want to try 😂

@likeaphoenix6

2 жыл бұрын

Pakstan teachers

@muffine5279

2 жыл бұрын

Not teaches them to die.it means that they are ready to die for their nation and i respect that

@jayveersinhsolanki5085

2 жыл бұрын

9/11 reference

@swap__yt

2 жыл бұрын

They are talking about sacrificing and become pilots that's 9/11 😂

I'm from Vietnam but I gotta say : " I LOVE PAKISTAN, PAKISTAN IS IN DA BAG ! "

@spidey4987

2 жыл бұрын

Killed it ..

@riu8824

2 жыл бұрын

Pakistan will help you with his china friends to capture Vietnam 😂

@spidey4987

2 жыл бұрын

@@riu8824 he said .. IN THE BAG ....

@riu8824

2 жыл бұрын

@@spidey4987 I know ,I just mock

@spidey4987

2 жыл бұрын

@@riu8824 ok sorry thn ...😁

The children with the pledge to become cricketer are actually aiming for the post of Prime minister 😂😂

@ayushsk.2daysago48

2 жыл бұрын

Choose 1 get one free

@VladmirPutin232

2 жыл бұрын

Grape 🍇🤣😂

@MrGigabyte12

2 жыл бұрын

And whay bout chaiwala🤣🤣🤣 crktr iz far bttr thn ur chaiwala

@uddeshyasharma5779

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGigabyte12 kam se kam hamne apna pm house rent par nahi dena pada 😂😂

@ken.7118

2 жыл бұрын

Makes sense makes sense makes sense.

Pakistan : Strong Army wow Grape 🍇 India : Left the chat 😑...

@dargarharsh

2 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@AbdullahKhan-03

2 жыл бұрын

Btw Respect from india

@AbdullahKhan-03

2 жыл бұрын

No hate

Other Countries Kids : I will become An Engineer , Doctor Singer Pakistan Kids : *dEsTroY INdiA*

@whitefeather8387

Жыл бұрын

🍇 grape

@Atheisttandpatriotic

6 ай бұрын

Le modiji:- we don't need to do anything to Pakistan,they will destroy themselves

The girl who giggled is going to be a stand up comedian..

@bn1193

2 жыл бұрын

Like Hasan Minaj ...

@thebeast46singh17

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@tortul1462

2 жыл бұрын

And will defeat India

@user-pe9qt5sx2w

2 жыл бұрын

@@tortul1462 if you are happy defeating India then i wish you the same. I am an Indian and suggest you to rise above all this hatred and prejudice. Be sensitive. There will be suffering all around and nothing else

@tortul1462

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-pe9qt5sx2w Its a joke men ( ･ั﹏･ั)

WhEn I wIlL gRoW uP I wIlL bE a ArMy AnD sAvE pAkIsTaN aNd DeStRoY hInDiA

@razvanlp

3 жыл бұрын

I want to mention it first: This guy will be next president of Pakistan

@blackpinkaplasticalienkore6736

3 жыл бұрын

I am indian but we surrender 🏳️🏳️

@yonniiisan

3 жыл бұрын

Strong armyyy WOOW 🍇

@lily-qx2kv

3 жыл бұрын

WoOoOoOw GRAPEEEEE

@SirAMG63

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man we people in India are scared......

As a pakistani i can say that our youth is abnormally patriotic

“Destroy India” 😂

At 2:47, that kid in white managed to sneak past her without saying his pledge!

@_max5857

2 жыл бұрын

Funny as hell but also cute

@I_am_FRANCO

3 күн бұрын

He was reciting the same pledge with the guy before him, hence the creepy sound it’s just their voices mixing

Cute little jehadis!!

@nancekumar

2 жыл бұрын

😀

@Mr.Eminem

2 жыл бұрын

Jihadis getting ready 😂

Pakistan kids: Ola uber i wanna become terrorist. Teacher :inshallah you have great future.

@swap__yt

2 жыл бұрын

You have a grape* future

@womy533

Жыл бұрын

its obvious you're a p@jeet

3:15 Let their dream come true once🙂

@oh9889

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@smartbaba1321

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Noone-gz8li

2 жыл бұрын

hehe

@urutiwari9044

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna happen 😂

@BERLIN243

2 жыл бұрын

@kuch bhi 🤣🤣🤣

He’s gonna open Xbox EI if possible 😂😂😂🤣

As a pakistani i will only say G R A P E!

Pakistani still mostly speaking their daddy (India) language Hindi 😂😂

@sunnydeol6825

2 жыл бұрын

Actually they speak urdu...

@dummystephenhawking7124

2 жыл бұрын

Mommy's language

@cirqueyeagerist5641

2 жыл бұрын

@@dummystephenhawking7124 Daddy's son

@dummystephenhawking7124

2 жыл бұрын

Its motherland like russia ,sri lanka

@anurag6818

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunnydeol6825 actually urdu originated from lucknow India

Even though being an Indian, I think it's time to sacrifice my whole life for Pakistan 😂

Bro will become a pilot.Few years later:"Pakistani pilot crash landed on a Russian civilian home"

@chureendarthangaradjou

2 жыл бұрын

Very next day.. : there is a country named pakistan missing from the world map 😂😂

@cirqueyeagerist5641

2 жыл бұрын

@@chureendarthangaradjou 😂😂😂

@ajdude70

2 жыл бұрын

GRAPE

@dexter27ll6

2 жыл бұрын

@You Mad? Next day: Russia has become more powerful and the mughal empires dead bodies were found in Taj Mahal

@dexter27ll6

2 жыл бұрын

@You Mad? And because of that they are now powerful

The girl in Pakistan will not be pilot because with Burkha she will Hit her jet On her Army Chief....🤣🤣🤣

@howru3455

2 жыл бұрын

Hey pajeet how u doin

1:05 He definitely came after watching the cricket match of India and Pakistan

As someone whose family is from Pakistani… it feels like Pakistan has the most out of control nationalism.

@shividivi5693

2 жыл бұрын

This is called radicalism not nationalism

@rishabhjain7543

2 жыл бұрын

Every country has some form of nationalism. In India it used to be civic nationalism until recently when it became kindof Hindu nationalism. In USA it was also civic nationalism until recently it became kindof white nationalism. Brazil, Turkey, all had similar stories. A struggle between Civic natonalism and some RW extreme natonalism. But in Pakistan has hate nationalism. That's the weirdest and most rare kind of nationalism. Pakistan is very unique in that terms.

@themedicallinguist6456

2 жыл бұрын

@@rishabhjain7543 It's hate, but also an inferiority complex where they try to pretend they're Arab and Turk and Persian, and deny any Hindu roots. It's rooted in shame.

@619ry7

Жыл бұрын

Radical extremist future terriost

@randomapche7478

Жыл бұрын

You sure bud? I think there's another country that is located in South East Asia that have more out of control nasionalisme and got one of the most powerful keyboard warrior

it's so strange every children talk about having jobs that include bein extremely patriotist for their country, in Brazil we used to choose it based on financial stability or vocation, we don't care about government or stuff, our dreams r our dreams.

@karunaharanv6617

2 жыл бұрын

It's all about the primitive mentality you know😷

@mohammed-qm7wb

2 жыл бұрын

@@karunaharanv6617 lol indian schools teach nothing different than that. Plain chauvinism

@karunaharanv6617

2 жыл бұрын

@@mohammed-qm7wb nope not like that I'm sure . Children used to say doctor, Engineer, scientists . I have never seen hatred in indian children like this.get your facts.

@kideboss7427

2 жыл бұрын

@@mohammed-qm7wb bro never in my life I’ve seen hatred and violence In children. What ever Pakistan is doing with their school system is wrong. Focus on developing the country and not to destroy some other country in the name of religion. This ain’t Stone Age bruh

@pesvids6673

2 жыл бұрын

@@kideboss7427 im indian and it depends tbh. Dont act like india is perfect. This is all bullshit anyways made to slow down our development.

2:50 I ain't going into that ✈️

@smartbaba1321

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@hodophile8191

2 жыл бұрын

Future pilot of pakistan

I feel sorry for these kids. Meanwhile in India I remember we had this thing called " Aman Ki Asha" which translates to " Hope for peace" in our school. We were asked to tie white handkerchiefs together throughout the school and make painting that showed India and Pakistan having peace and reuniting again. We were asked to pray for the people lost in Peshawar as well! How sad is this!!!!! Is this because of the Islamic influence in Pakistan?? Partition of India really ruined generations of children in Pakistan. My heart goes out to the children!

@efflorescentcrystal

2 жыл бұрын

I actually feel bad for my country because we are literally shoving on these kids throats that India bad and Pakistan good. I don't know how Pakistan will turn out to be 😔

@saddoge4568

2 жыл бұрын

Why bring Islam into this? Oh, and last I recalled, there are several extremist Hindu groups in India, so don’t even try to get around thatُ😐

@apurvanair2056

2 жыл бұрын

@@saddoge4568 Hinduism is not taught in schools in India. Most kids don't even know the stories of Mahabharata properly. But Islam is definitely taught in Pakistani schools rather it's compulsory. Also I'm talking about the hate here that is being taught so I was just curious about the Islamic influence ( considering the 40000 terror attacks )That's all. There is no point in comparing lol. Not a fan of hindu extremists but comparing hindu extremism to islamic terrorism is like comparing a bully to a rapist or a murderer. No hate ✌️

@yourdad9083

2 жыл бұрын

@@saddoge4568 do you people still live in 90s

@yourdad9083

2 жыл бұрын

@@apurvanair2056 you are right how san the even compare a bully to a murderer

I was listening this in full volume , my dad happened to heard it and now I m homeless ... Anyways 🍇 grape

@likeaphoenix6

2 жыл бұрын

😖

@zoomtutor2925

2 жыл бұрын

You can stay at my place son

@cudeman9449

2 жыл бұрын

so funny i havent laughed this heard in 13 years wow so funny hahaha >:|

i come back to this meme every 2 weeks or something when i need a good laugh

@Valkyrie1941

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂.

@nearchd504

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha 4th October 2022 , visiting second time

@user-ug4hd3lg6q

9 ай бұрын

U still coming after every 2 weeks ? Lol

Pakistan in a nutshell 🍇

Kid: When I am become an pilot i will buy pen and sign the instrument of surrender again 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fpshimanshuyadav171

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sannalabelle7124

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@umarfarooq5386

2 жыл бұрын

Like abhi tandan

@joydeeplifts1015

2 жыл бұрын

@@umarfarooq5386 Like your terrorist captured my Indian Army

@umarfarooq5386

2 жыл бұрын

@@joydeeplifts1015 Grape 😂😂😂.kio jl rhi hai apki bhi. Afghanistan bhol gia ap ko?

1:35 every anime VA ever

@asaf5121

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah specially the eng dub lol

Sad to see such beautiful kids being encouraged for hatred! Meanwhile in India we had vigil for Pakistani students who died during peshwar school shooting, thats India for you!

@mubashir6729

2 жыл бұрын

As someone from Pakistan myself, lets just hope that they grow out of that hateful mindset soon enough. Its part of the reason Pakistani's and Indians don't get along well in the first place, so maybe if we can eliminate the patriotism coming from both countries, it could help both countries have better relations (not that that'll happen any time soon unfortunately)

@mstiwari4717

2 жыл бұрын

and the big thing is they seems to be studying in high society schook

@TusharSharma-cy9xo

2 жыл бұрын

@@mubashir6729 indians never pledge to destroy pakistan.There is no over patriotism from "both the countries". Learn to take and accept criticism without bringing other countries in it.

@deeptig3972

2 жыл бұрын

@@mubashir6729 There's nothing wrong in being patriotic about your country. But it should not go overboard, as shown in this video.

@mubashir6729

2 жыл бұрын

@@deeptig3972 fair enough. they'll probably grow out of it soon enough though, they are only small children after all

I didnt see the entire the thing so this is grape. And the girl who didn't want to crash is such a genuine worry. So pure! 🤣🤣

Hey man, glad to see you going back to the edits without inserting commentary. I really enjoyed your TLC edits (before they were removed) and think you have a real talent for comedic video editing.

1:06 me presenting my own fake subject assignment pretendly when I forgot my real assignment

@clock____93

Жыл бұрын

HES GOING TO HELP THE PEOLLE IN PAKISTAN GRAPE

1:35 😂😂😂 The Accent killed me

@faizafiroz8456

2 жыл бұрын

Was searching for this comment cause same.

@al-saif_

Жыл бұрын

i had second hand embarrassment

"That is a great *grape"* lol

1:22 Boy: I'll sacrifice my life for Pakistan Terrorist groups: Note down his name ✍

@Hat88

Жыл бұрын

Islam is not a terrorist!!

@Hat88

Жыл бұрын

Im tired of people think that islam isa terrorist

@meowmeow-im7fl

Жыл бұрын

What ?

Future clowns in making 😂😂 inspiration imran Khan LMAAOO

@sayfridge

2 жыл бұрын

No no this is great future generations who will make Xbox institutions and become pilot and dEsTrOy iNdIa

I thought that second kid was gonna yell Allahakbar at first 😳

@reemalenzi168

3 жыл бұрын

So?

@beingathiest1790

3 жыл бұрын

U mean after bombing 😂

@reemalenzi168

3 жыл бұрын

@@beingathiest1790 shut up

@beingathiest1790

3 жыл бұрын

@@reemalenzi168 wtf it's just a joke

@reemalenzi168

3 жыл бұрын

@@beingathiest1790 u can’t joke about that stuff

Kid : I will be a pilot Teacher: he is the pilot, grape ( fuck education and training)

The edits were on point

0:10 The way the video started killed me 😂😂😂

This has inspired me to yell when I call in a pizza order.

God when wap played i lost it lmao

The edits are brilliant!

I thought women didnt had a voice over there.

@varuntrd6336

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what to say 😂, frickin fact.

@dracomalfoy4811

3 жыл бұрын

No,they do now.

@yagoossimp

3 жыл бұрын

I’d think that they do have a voice (maybe, probably) but I 100% didn’t expect that they’d be allowed to join the airforce. I’d be extremely surprised if they actually are able to join the airforce.

I’ve never laughed so long and so loud. Thank you

1:44 that NANI? killed me thousand times 🤣🤣🤣 Grape video 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Lady: Wow grape Grape seller : thank you thank you

School : Taliban Senior Secondary School , Pakistan

Bruh whos teaching kids to be terrorists. They sound cute though but very indoctrinated 🤦‍♂️

@byron-ih2ge

2 жыл бұрын

this is islam that too the liberal version

@saksham_1002

2 жыл бұрын

Average pakistani

@Hat88

Жыл бұрын

Islam is not a terrorist!!!the kid know nothing,and the teacher must support what the kid said

@Hat88

Жыл бұрын

I am tired of people that misunderstood my realigion!!

3:06 “we are problem in Pakistan”

@Open__56

Жыл бұрын

No

One thing is very clear to them also, Pakistan must be saved from what they are now having 😅

2:52 become a pilot , try not to crash ... .....honest af...

@rathoreraj3821

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 LOL

@asaf5121

2 жыл бұрын

Haha xd fects

1:38 pakistani and american accent hybrid

@neo5973

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

But they're can't defeat india, in any way of life * lol 😂

@Noone-gz8li

2 жыл бұрын

for sure

@Noone-gz8li

2 жыл бұрын

@462 shoaib War jaise 93 thousand surrender ? ya kargil ?

@lisasimpsonisanaddict

2 жыл бұрын

In cricket they did

This was lit af😂😂😂...the best thing I hv watched till date

3:12 * After the kid finishes his "pLeDgE" Woman : You see, all cricket players wants to defeat India, great. (Turns her face around and starts crying in silence) *Le BCCI: Are you comedy me??🤣🤣(meme reference)

@bimurubempest6075

2 жыл бұрын

Grape*

@AbdullahKhan-03

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha love it from Pakistan

This is the Funniest and content video, love how you made it in parts and named them and edit n humour is awsm Yet Underrated I appreciate your efforts sm. I subbed to you ✨

Their anthem n song Omg I can't Laughing my soul off 🤣🤣

That is one dope national anthem

" I will open xbox in education system " really wtf ??😂😂

The woman's face is so dead I love it

1:46 that Boy became a Pilot & world had 9/11 later

2:23 I WILL OPEN A XBOX

The last 3 girls. They were casting black magic spells to the school principle.

This video has enough meme supply to survive a year or 2 😂

To sacrifice my own life for Pakistan was the funniest die hard laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

1:22 PaKiStAn 2:23 XbOx EdUcAtIoN InStIsUin

@isfandyaralam1123

3 жыл бұрын

What was the last word? lol

@gign_9891

3 жыл бұрын

@@isfandyaralam1123 I PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI

@yoshino2880

2 жыл бұрын

@@gign_9891 grapeeeeeee

Abe sab marna kyun chahte hai🤣

“Grape” Hahahahaha y’all are too much! 😆🤣😂

THIS IS UNDERRATED

2:02 baljeet is that you .

As an indian teen i really support the guy's passion in opening an x-box educational institution 😂😂

@manazon6945

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@anurag6818

2 жыл бұрын

@@manazon6945 yaar tum idhar bi

As hindu, i am embarrassed. Once upon a time , this were Hindus. But this is what religious extremism does.

It's just the insecurity that their people have. In indian schools dare to speak anything bad about any other nationalism, school wale whi pr gaar denge. 😂💓

I want to be pilot and i,ll help everyone Pilot Yeah he's a pirate GRAPE

Girl not trying to crash the plane makes me remembers 26/11

This edit is perfect !!

As a Pakistani, i gotta say senator sehar kamran(grape lady) is more popular among the international community than in Pakistan 😂

1:23 perfectly cut scream

Lol her face in the end ....she is like " thank god ...aj ka Grape 🍇 session pura hua "🤣🤣

I've never seen so many 9/11 reference in a single video.

1:55 is the best part

@aimanharith1248

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

This is master fucking piece

I was wheezing till I could not breath man 🤣 😂

The man who captured this video and uploaded it is a Legend.

Legend😂

Wowww grapE 🍇

Doctor- how you lost your hearing? Me: ahhhh 1:23 😆😂😂😂😂

@saksham_1002

2 жыл бұрын

1:53

Bas karo bas karo... Pet Dard kar raha he haste haste😂