What the fuck is going on !? They straight up tackle kids and flex on them lmao

@nikkoss1128

7 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine that it is designed like that? The kids are supposed to be demolished maybe? This is wierd

@justinsparrow6381

7 жыл бұрын

Nati Whatever 😂😂😂😂

@critJones

7 жыл бұрын

They're not actually "straight up" tackling the kids lol, that'd be brutal. But they were probably told to put at least 40% effort into beating them.

@mdimo77

7 жыл бұрын

Americans. They're fucked.

@sheridanbruhnke1661

7 жыл бұрын

Nati Whatever im American and i dont even know

*Nacho mascot fighting off a tackle from like 8 fucking kids* "Even the fucking nacho is unbreakable" Hahahaha gold

@souvikchakraborty3371

7 жыл бұрын

My favourite one: "oi don't argue mate.. oi quit arguing"

@jaephizzle8962

7 жыл бұрын

lol my fave is "boom! it's bloody bedtime.. no fucking arguments, dipshit!"

@Hero_of_Legend

7 жыл бұрын

"And now the smallest kid is going to try to take on the fattest mascot, and it does not end well!" I died. XD

Blue Wanker should be that mascots name from now on.

@adamtennant4936

9 ай бұрын

🤣

@hyrulemazta2296

3 ай бұрын

Well, his name is actually Blue.... So its close

Parents in the mascot suits enjoying sweet sweet revenge 🤣😂

@DylanBegazo

4 жыл бұрын

Kris A Yes.

@glenndsouza5447

4 жыл бұрын

@jmd2789 Those kids are gonna get concussions. I don't find these funny at all

@goodshit2526

4 жыл бұрын

Aerosmith The best just makes it better

@starpaladin9532

4 жыл бұрын

@@glenndsouza5447 then why dafaq you here

@glenndsouza5447

4 жыл бұрын

@@goodshit2526 Yeah severe concussions is hilarious.

Those mascots were laying some absolute lumber. A couple of those kids went straight to Destination:Fucked

@ArbeeAmiel

5 жыл бұрын

indeed 😁😂

@RansomeStoddard

5 жыл бұрын

Go directly to Destination Fucked, do not pass Go, do not collect $200 or an MRI.

@Lochlanist

4 жыл бұрын

Lol you got to love ozzy man community for comments like this

@michelleadamchak1330

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God. Sam. LAYING SOME LUMBER!! I am dead. I can't stop laughin!

@xavierlugo5296

4 жыл бұрын

😭

"Off you go to valhalla" 😂😂

@scottjacobs7341

6 жыл бұрын

Junior Chavarria I about pissed my pants when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tshiremonchonyane1365

6 жыл бұрын

i died Lmfao

@krimsonbomediano5068

5 жыл бұрын

I paused it at that point. "the blue wanker" was too much. Thanks ytube

@PhilipReeder

4 жыл бұрын

I approve of this video!

@realzhella6817

4 жыл бұрын

Or Minnesota

"they're getting shitmixed by dead leaders." 😂

@darrellcook8253

4 жыл бұрын

Adding shitmixed to my vocabulary. Among other ozzy greats.

dude at the end didn’t even wait for the snap he just wanted to cause pain

@pjr5913

4 жыл бұрын

that was a brilliant action

@Mariners4405

3 жыл бұрын

Inspired by Troy Polamalu

@PeacefulJoint

3 жыл бұрын

Strike before the enemy -Sun Tzu

@hawaiihouse2810

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mariners4405 Straight from the C-Gap

This is very refreshing to watch Adults taking it easy on children gets extremely boring

@shiftfire4511

6 жыл бұрын

I feel very uncomfortable ever watching these. Either it's horribly boring because they take it easy. Or it's horrible because it's a bunch of full-grown men tackling children to the ground and running over them.

@camberwellcarrot7524

6 жыл бұрын

Now more than ever, it's important to let kids know that we adults can crush them pretty much at will.

@josellehernandez5119

6 жыл бұрын

assassin8or ummm lmao these adults tackle the kids then flex on them

@Mofi357

5 жыл бұрын

yeh no head injury's here what so ever

@slappy5204

5 жыл бұрын

randy garcia HEAD INJURY

For those who don't know, this is a fundraiser. The kids love it and they get tons of money for thier school when they score a touchdown.. I'm pretty sure that the mascots are professional players too

@edselcervantes6229

5 жыл бұрын

i was wondering why would kids go agaisnt mascots beside teaching them there place in the food chain

@lukemmurphy795

5 жыл бұрын

@@edselcervantes6229 Lmao.

@nwxzzz

5 жыл бұрын

For the looks of it, I dont think the kids ever got a touchdown lmao

@josephroszell

5 жыл бұрын

Just because your kink is being beaten by a guy dressed as Santa doesn't mean they enjoy it🤢Ya kids love raising money for their school what a great argument 👌I like when nike does it it's child labor but you wanna jack up the price on chocolate and pan handle or watch kids get traumatized for life cause billy doesn't know Santa is real and now he's getting tackled by the fuvking guy but a kid makes sneakers that's awful but atleast he's not chased by Santa 🎅 in his nightmares!

@seniorsmiles3386

5 жыл бұрын

They raised ZERO dollars for their schools. No wonder the education system is collapsing...

"There's Donny Darko celebrating" 😂😂😂 Ozzy you're a legend

Id like to start a gofundme page for a new MFL (mascot football league) with ozzyman as commentator for every game

@powerviolence29

4 жыл бұрын

Why is this not a thing yet we need a petition

@Lucky4zo

4 жыл бұрын

Zach Boebel 💯

@Titan-ll9kn

4 жыл бұрын

We can do that in backyard.

@nachobusiness2663

4 жыл бұрын

I’d watch that, Japan world champions!

@Avallachgrey

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit man! I'd watch that!

"... Santa??" That was a real "Et tu, Brutus?" sitch right there! 🤣🤣

@ShoaibKhan-lf9sd

4 жыл бұрын

Ceaser must be happy after reading this comment lol

"Even the faucking nacho is unbreakable!" Lol

I lost it when he said "GET TO THE CHOPPER, I mean the end zone. NOOOO!!"

@jm21zuchiha_81

5 жыл бұрын

George John Jr looool finally found this comment and Yh it’s funny af

@konstantinoscrete2963

3 жыл бұрын

was this an arnold reference?

Love seeing them actually make contact with the kids. I always loved it when an adult coach would play hard like that when I was growing up playing football.

"These kids can't even escape politics up there"😂😂

“off you go to Valhalla” was priceless 😂😂

"What kind of black magic bullshit curse gives you a baseball for a head?!" That made me die of laughter that was just too funny

Omg!! I live in America and how have I never seen this greatness!! The commentary makes it absolutely glorious 🤣👌🏾✌🏾💯

@ClockCutter

2 жыл бұрын

Neither have I. What have we been missing? It's hilarious.

Glad to see that Leeeerooooy Jeeeenkins isn't a dead meme! May he live forever!

@LogesFooty

5 жыл бұрын

Simproved it’s dead now sorry

@DylanBegazo

5 жыл бұрын

Simproved LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYY Jeeeenkeeeeennnnsss!! 😂 On my tombstone it shall also say, “The Return of Harambe”

@TheJanooby

4 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure its been dead for about 8 - 10 years

@AudioPhile

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheJanooby that which is dead can never die.

@Jane_under_a_tree_with_a_book

4 жыл бұрын

...and Classic WoW returns in a week (27/8/2019). Time to do a Leeroy!

"what kind of black magic bullsheet curse.." I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It is empressive how the mascots could run so fast in those costumes

This looks like a blast! I'd love to be a mascot hammering those little sh*ts!

Good shit Ozzy. Have a good one tomorrow.

@nirkhesahil

7 жыл бұрын

Mechanical Fix Good one Ozzy. Have a good shit tomorrow.

@merpderp7223

7 жыл бұрын

Mechanical Fix shit good Ozzy. Have a shit good tomorrow.

@dirtyd1886

7 жыл бұрын

Mechanical Fix tomorrow one good a have ozzy shit good

@WickezoidGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Have a shit good ozzy. One tommorow

@calciumincarnate3536

7 жыл бұрын

Have a good shit tommorrow. Good Ozzy.

Donnie Darko... LOL #nailedit

@josephroszell

5 жыл бұрын

But the reference should be frank the bunny rabbit the character from Donnie darko

"i reckon you could hear him yelling 'LEEEEROOOOOOOOY KEEEEEENKINS!" i can actually.

Watching an hour of your video's is therapy money can't buy!

LEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JENNNNNNKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSS!

@Palerax

7 жыл бұрын

Stick to the plan, stick to the plan.

@greyjackal

7 жыл бұрын

At least I've got chicken

@LuisXDotCom

7 жыл бұрын

Time's up, let's do this.

@emieboivin3790

7 жыл бұрын

*BubbleHearth*

@alilkrazyndn7335

6 жыл бұрын

god damit Leroy!!

LMFAO! I love the Leeroy Jenkins quote!

Truly, truly bizarre, but made palatable and even funny by Ozzy Man commentary! Spot on, mate!

I remember getting really, really stoned before a game in high school: this is what it looked like.

Love these, they never get old. Keep doing what you doing

THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER WATCHED!!!

@leonshaw7636

5 жыл бұрын

Dan Sebastian The only reason I am proud to be a Colts fan

This is my favourite Ozzie man reviews

This may very well be the greatest thing I have ever seen 🤣

"Bang it's bloody bedtime"😂😂😂😂

why is that last play never used that's some next level tactics

@Sph1nx13

7 жыл бұрын

thunder2.0 It's illegal to jump off a teammate

@johnmichael2753

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure metal spikes wouldn't feel to great anyways

@eatdatshoplifter4459

4 жыл бұрын

thunder2.0 its used alot, just not with a teammate, and it's usually on field goal tries since the center is so hunched over.

@pinkjesuspk4244

4 жыл бұрын

@@eatdatshoplifter4459 didn't they ban it so people can't do it anymore

@jeanetteasmyself442

3 жыл бұрын

Pinkjesus Pk No but you better make sure you don’t hit the punter or field goal kicker because it usually is a 15 yard penalty.

The ending was incredible thank you!!!

To this day, this is still my absolute favorite video on the internet.

"Off you go to Valhalla" LOVED IT!

I reckon the mascots are all dads who want to relive the days when they could beat their son at sport.

Love your vids always make me feel better after a crappy day

This one was legendary... Love u bro u are the best!!!

More people need to know about this channel,spread the word.

I fucking lost it at *Donnie Darko* HAHAHAHAHA!

"It's the fackin blue wanka again!" XD

No doubt one of the best you tubers ever,great Video I subscribed turned on notifications and liked it keep up the good work👍

Children vs child predators

@skychopgaming9377

6 жыл бұрын

I got the camera crew ready tell me their location

@mopar21

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen lol

@asuari7305

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen we can always count on you!

@mikeheckathorn5692

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@skyfalldeadpool1633

5 жыл бұрын

J 🤣😂😂😂😂

When he said the thing with the crushed head I nearly cried from laughing so hard

Ozzy man reviews pls make longer vid cause you always make my day thanks 👍🤗

Awesome job man. I was roaring! Tears too!

You could say... Those kids just arrived at Destination F*cked.

Holy fuck, Ozzy. I remember like a year or so ago you had 80,000 subs!

@MrThemanofspeed

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Smith the his animal videos really skyrocketed him

@JacobSmith-zp1kq

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's hilarious, my only tip/wish is that he should make his videos at least another minute or two longer.

@overlordghs1081

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Smith holy crap you're right I remember seeing him way back in the day and sharing his videos thinking he deserved way more subs and I just looked at his sub counter now, holy shit he's grown.

@JacobSmith-zp1kq

7 жыл бұрын

I remember there was one of his video, a Yanet Garcia one, that I saw popping up on Instagram, so I bet that gave him a lot of subs shortly after, cause the dudes just genuinely funny. But yeah, I cant think of another channel that grew that quickly (to be fair I don't follow many others though).

@UheReasin

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Smith yeah that's how I learned about him

You are awesome !!! Love your commentary

OMG. 😂 The Leroy Jenkins reference made me laugh till I was crying!! Awesome stuff.

I showed this to my depression now my depression happy

You had me at, "Oi, naaaah" :D

This random recommendation was everything I didn’t know I needed. Thank you, Ozzy Man.

"Look out for the big blue wanker!" 😅😅😅😅😅 I have no idea what I'm watching here, but you've made it extremely entertaining 😂😂😂

I could watch this over and over! Lol!😂

@MelaniePoparad

4 жыл бұрын

The Ringmaster i did watch it over and over. And ended up laughing so hard i started crying. This one got me good.

I frikking lost it at the leeeroy jenkins part😂

Those kids were not put off by the absolute carnage that was about to unfold, bravo. That mascot at the end jumping over and slam dunking though 😂😂

I so love your videos, but the music in the end is just perfection overy time

You deserve way more than 1 million subscribers.

@HyusKays

4 жыл бұрын

He has over 3.3 millions now

@rdm3373

Жыл бұрын

@@HyusKays He has over 5.25 million subscribers now

As someone from Cincinnati, I lost it when Mr. Red showed up.

@deletedaccount6900

7 жыл бұрын

Phillip Marshall same

dude! I love your vids

I don't know why but its satisfying to watch this!

I was crying this whole video He said the “the blue wanker”😭he said the rabbit was Donnie darko😭

"Is that a cup of nOODelS-?" "Yesss."

Best ozzyman video

Lol this got me teary! 😂 especially THE BLUE WANKER

I could not stop laughing at this vid! "Leeeeroy! Jenkiiiiins!" xD

I am ashamed to say that the "blue wanker" is the Indianapolis Colts mascot. Who knew?!

@KokoEd

5 жыл бұрын

He tackles better than anyone on their current defense.

@t.c.thompson2359

5 жыл бұрын

@@KokoEd yeah, not anymore, you said that in the offseason, which means you were talking out of your ass.

@KokoEd

5 жыл бұрын

@@t.c.thompson2359 Darius Leonard is the truth so I stand corrected.

@JoeCnNd

4 жыл бұрын

I did, I hate the mascot.

@stpbasss3773

4 жыл бұрын

Who knew lmao maybe anyone with a brain considering he's wearing a fucking Colt's jersey and it's a horse literally what the team is named after.

love ya stuff mate

I f-ing love these commentaries! :-)

Did anyone see that cursor 1:42 xD Smooth one aussie

4 minutes and it already has 2000 views how

@pencilman4347

7 жыл бұрын

it counts facebook views aswel, the video may have been on there days longer

@samwain5073

7 жыл бұрын

Scarlett Toohey-Crock he's got a million subs and a fair few people probably have notifications on for his vids

@Ivegotaidea

7 жыл бұрын

Ozzy magik

@CitizenCain1

6 жыл бұрын

Well you see, Scarlett, on the internet, more than one person can watch a video at the same time.

I needed that.

this is comedy gold nice work sir

“Even the f*ckin NACHO is unbreakable”

"Ssshitmixed!" Got me good! :D

Ozzy man your the man dude love your vids bro

What the actual.... I could hardly breath I was laughing so hard, Oz man. Good on ya, mate.

so that is where bad kids go to get disciplined in the US, I'm confused?

@sadladd

7 жыл бұрын

Yes.

Ozzy man! You bring more joy to the internet than porn hub! Well done Mate, WELL DONE.

@DylanBegazo

4 жыл бұрын

DAAMN!! Ozzy Man beat pornhub! DAAAAAMMMNNNN I BELIEVE IT. Shots fired! Shots fired 🔥🔥🔥😂

@Rick_Sanchez_C137_

4 жыл бұрын

Jeff Mak Izzy man is awesome, but why do you tell such obvious lies?

@DeanHavoc83

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know about that, but sure as shit a close second.

LMMFAO!! This video is a gift! I haven't laughed that hard since... your last video! 😆😆😆

This video got me started on Ozzyman 2 years ago

There's Donnie Darko celebrating LMAO

LEEEROOOYYY JEEENKINS! I just fucking Love you man! :D

LOOK OUT FOR THE BIG BLUE WAKER I'm crying right now 😂

Where has this been all my life🤣🤣🤣🤣

"🎵And I'm proud to be an American!🎵"

Omg who can hate this guy

it had been a while since I cried due to laughter. Good shit

Your commentary is pure class. 😂 😂 😂

Wtf lol that's crazy how they actually try and flex like they are good.

@llongone2

5 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, that mascot totally shit-mixed that kid. Kind of deserved to flex on him.

Ozzy mate can u chuck us a quick reply before Australia Day ?

People ask me, "Why are you so scared of people in mascot costumes they are just people". This is why, I was scarred when I was young and it has never healed.

One of the funniest ones u have done 👍🏿