That crab at 3:48 is like, “here I go again” 😂😂

@themirageguy6292

4 жыл бұрын

ricky suave poor crab

@user-zs1pu2ih3x

4 жыл бұрын

Crab soup

@brotherofbattle7746

4 жыл бұрын

You can see the crab being put back in to the ocean at 4:08

@karensmith6074

4 жыл бұрын

Lol it's chasing that harvester for another ride

@ILoveCat03

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Krabs looks like he needs new oysters for his Krabby patties

3:47 me trying to fit in

@Hunter-dg6ix

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅

@pepperxwx9632

4 жыл бұрын

Chrispyy XDDDDDDD

@annedrieck7316

3 жыл бұрын

🦀🦀🦀

@baronvonkaiser9912

3 жыл бұрын

felt. but dont worry. society wants you to conform to their cookie cutter set up. be yourself and revel in the fact that your not like everyone else. because you cant extraordinary by just being ordinary.

This guy is the only narrator I want on how it's made

@budmeister

6 жыл бұрын

What about the woman with the annoying-ass Canadian accent?

@cademancaden

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I like him.

@char_shine

6 жыл бұрын

i really like the narrator with the british accent, but this dude is good too.

@tomblanco4106

6 жыл бұрын

He IS how it's made!!!

@honeylyn4893

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Blanco I like How To Basic to Narrate this

The fact that humans went through trial and error to find a method such as this is insanely impressive

@user-ho9pd2zp8n

2 жыл бұрын

impressive but also, why?

@VineFynn

2 жыл бұрын

They probably didn't, likely someone ate a raw oyster out of hunger, and then we've harvested wild ones until marine biologists figured out enough about their lifecycle that they could be farmed reliably

@indigo0086

2 жыл бұрын

Economies of scales is a gift to all mankind.

"they act like miniature adults and stay put." and people wanna say i'm lazy. nah , bruh ive just spritually been an oyster my whole life

@gutenman7112

4 жыл бұрын

Im an adult responsible oyster

@briancooley8777

3 жыл бұрын

Me TOO

@artjoeyjameslarena7953

3 жыл бұрын

@@gutenman7112 and more stable

1:12 Never thought i would see an oyster nutting 😂

@eieiw32424

3 жыл бұрын

oooo

@nyahoward5782

3 жыл бұрын

Wow there buddy wrong site🥱💀

@anguirus9993

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Strickalator

2 жыл бұрын

"ONLY OYSTERS" $9.99 Subscription

@ebonimom6964

2 жыл бұрын

Yea I could have lived without ever seeing that

"There are fields, Neo, endless fields where oysters are no longer born... they are grown."

@hinokamikagura2580

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ahoorakia

2 жыл бұрын

where do they get the oyster seed to grow?!

This is actually fascinating

@floraguilar60

5 жыл бұрын

Cademan Caden hell yeah!! Earth is magic

@leviburns89

5 жыл бұрын

I found this to be amazing, I had absolutely no idea.

@briancooley8777

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr. I had no idea they had shells even when they were babies they are so cute lol

@Borger3941

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

I don’t even like oysters but this answered so many questions and shown me visuals of actual things I was always curious about like how the the shells grow and what not

This video makes me moister than an oyster.

@jaiyuzivert

6 жыл бұрын

Moister than me

@vivigesso3756

6 жыл бұрын

oyster lives matter.

@davidzales4821

6 жыл бұрын

I'm borrowing that indefinitely

@Starvingrobots

6 жыл бұрын

Do you take criticism on your comments

@kentoistt

6 жыл бұрын

Oi

2:37 Not sure why it bother me so much when he said "two tenth of an inch" instead of "one fifth of an inch"

@Der_Kleine_Mann

4 жыл бұрын

Learn the metric System, Neanderthals😄

@JamezOwnU101

4 жыл бұрын

@@Der_Kleine_Mann What?

@v7ran

4 жыл бұрын

GermanBurleyLover 320 haha Americans are so stoopid, right? They use a DIFFERENT SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT THAN US *slaps knee*! Imagine NOT using the same system as us! How embarrassing! Such a BAD system, where division ACTUALLY works!

@videogamemusic2962

3 жыл бұрын

Jax Trần what do you mean by where division actually works? I use metric, so I am confused.

@floo1465

3 жыл бұрын

GermanBurleyLover 777 dude no, we’re not “neanderthals” because our previous generation refused to accept anything new. sure, the metric system is practically superior in every way, but it would still take a very long time to rework every single thing to accommodate the metric system. i live in texas, the most ‘murica place around, and i can read the metric system well. i thought we were the ones who stereotype/generalize other countries constantly, but i guess not. stop being a smug (xenophobe? can’t think of the right word) and learn that not all americans are stupid. just the boomers.

3:48 Are you feeling it now mr.krabs?

@ripplewavess

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@candybar415

3 жыл бұрын

okay this got me. lol

“Squirt out semen”. How scientific.

@ZhuGeLiang6969

5 жыл бұрын

cum outside... that is the proper scientific term

@VeeAmericanEagle

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@gray2306

5 жыл бұрын

Pornography ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@princesscat_3019

3 жыл бұрын

u ok?

@mm-hq4qh

3 жыл бұрын

1/64 of an inch lol

3:49 Oysters to the Crab be like: You Picked the wrong house fool

3:50 Crab:WHERE AM I?!?!?

Oysters| how it's made....... You see when a mommy oyster and a dad oyster fall in love... some bearded guy puts them in a bucket and films them making baby oysters and posts the video on the internet.

@hinokamikagura2580

4 жыл бұрын

Porntub 😂😂😂

@kyon-kyon-

Жыл бұрын

hahahaaa

I like how everyone is talking about the crab 😂

3:49 Crab be like, *What the hell am I doing here?*

@silentknight2329

3 жыл бұрын

*i don't belong here*

3:50 today's episode of "how did i get here?"

@clairyboots.

3 жыл бұрын

"How DID you get here!?"

3:48 The crab is like ahh sh*t here we go again

@codalisa007

3 жыл бұрын

With walking sideways it wasn't a case of it seeing what was coming. It was probably not the first time either if that was its local patch.

@camillepailan4469

3 жыл бұрын

4:09 he goes back in the water again haha

This is a very informative video. Thank you. For as much as I love oysters, I never inquired into the farming methods. I also never realized that the majority of the oysters we consume are farmed. I was naïve enough to think they were wild caught. - Now I need to go to the grocery store to get some oysters. ~ I have always loved raw oysters. I usually eat them with (fresh) lemon juice, salt and cocktail sauce. Lately, I have taken to eating them with soy sauce and sliced spring onion. I find that combination a welcome change.

@petergreatbatch109

2 жыл бұрын

This i not is how it is done

@jasondaniel918

2 жыл бұрын

@@petergreatbatch109 And?

@jeromedavid7944

8 ай бұрын

The Oyster Bar in VA Beach at Pacific and Atlantic Aves is great! Last time I was there happy hour was from 4 to 7 and raw, fried, or Rockefeller style which are delicious are a buck a piece and the Jaws beer 🍺 Nassatucket lager was 2 bucks a can! I dipped a few raw ones in a white vinegar cracked black pepper mix and it tasted almost as good as dipping steamed blue crab 🦀 meat in it! My all time favorite is a shot of Louisiana Red 🔴 Dot hot sauce, little squirt of fresh lemon 🍋 juice sitting a top a saltine cracker dude!!!

3:49 when you lie on your cv but still get the job

3:48 I like how that crab is just chillin on the coverer belt

3:50 *Day 28 they still haven’t found out my real identity*

3:47 They see me rolling, they hating...

'How it's grown'.

@sadiaansari4574

6 жыл бұрын

D'Vonte Dawson the name of the program is "How it's Made", dumbass.

@miiigoreng

6 жыл бұрын

oysters can be made? fucktard

@filaloha_8089

5 жыл бұрын

I mean they also showed how the oysters are made. They just made it more interesting by showing how it's grown

@polishjerry6389

5 жыл бұрын

@@miiigoreng they showed how these shells can reproduce

3:49 yo that crab getting a free ride

That method of growing them is really productive. I bet they could use that same method to regrow the wild populations. They really only need to start a colony, because they'll obviously sustain themselves. It's of interest, because they filter the water, and clean water is really awesome to look at.

Oysters: How it’s made.... Well it’s when a mommy oyster and a daddy oyster really love each other.

You know Mr. Bean hates the oyster’s taste.

@Knallsack

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah in the french restaurant

@reimufumofan4195

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@DelinaSilence

6 жыл бұрын

There was another episode of him eating expired oysters

@richardgoring8752

6 жыл бұрын

YES I SAW THAT HAHAHHA It was so funny XD

@PhantomFilmAustralia

5 жыл бұрын

In the TV series, he loved them. To outdo another diner in a restaurant, he was downing a dozen by the second. When the other questioned their freshness to the waiter, the waiter gave them a smell, and discovered they were off, then removed them from the buffet. Mr. Bean saw this with a petrified look on his face. By the next scene, he had the runs.

I absolutely love oysters, but after watching this I am baffled at their cost. They are absolutely numerous and far easier to produce than many fish. Also why don't we see any curators producing 2 lbs oysters? Is the flesh no good by that age?

@SalishCascadian

2 жыл бұрын

Here are some reasons that might contribute to the cost: --> Fish can be farmed in way more places than oysters can. Oyster production usually requires tidal flats near river mouths with low to no pollution, specific salinities, and mild temperatures. The number of locations which meet these requirements are relatively limited, especially when you consider that humans love building factories, farms, and cities (all of which are huge sources of pollution) next to rivers for trade (economical) and irrigation (logistical) reasons. With fish you still need clean water but it doesn’t have nearly as many other constraints. --> In-shell oysters have a high ratio of heavy inedible shell to meat content. When you buy a live oyster at a store you mostly pay for the shell which is by far the heaviest part (and therefore responsible for most of the shipping cost). Fish and shrimp on the other-hand have a much higher meat to bone/shell ratio. --> Live oysters have very short shelf lives (about a week). Fish and shrimp can be flash frozen and stay good for several months. --> Out-of-shell oysters must be shucked by hand, which is a slow, labor-intensive, and hazardous task. --> Many consumers eat oysters because they’re considered a ‘fancy food’. If they were super cheap they wouldn’t be considered fancy anymore. As to why they don’t grow oysters to their full size: --> An oyster of that size cannot be eaten whole (the most common way to eat them). --> Bigger older oysters generally taste much worse than the small ones and have an unpleasant texture. --> It would be uneconomical to produce and ship oysters of that size. --> Older oysters have accumulated higher levels of pollutants and heavy metals.

@yyg4632

2 жыл бұрын

Did you see how much effort, movement, time,and transferring this took?

Oysters, mmm. Lol, as a kid I always thought they were disgusting, but when I became an adult I realized they were delicious! I'm having some this week.

3:49 are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?

@SBIFILMSminivan

4 жыл бұрын

Gold

@cornythecorn4044

4 жыл бұрын

*yes*

I live on the mediterranean sea in Alexandria, used to gather a similar type of oysters off the rocks and small islands, it's similar to oysters but small as a pestachio and more flat color is grey mixed with blue or violet, after gathering it i put in a cold water and leave it for like 5 to 10 minutes and it opens up it's shells, at that moment i put it under the running tap water to clean out the sands with the help of some vinegar to kill bacteria, then i take it out from water and add the lemon, it tastes very nice as an appetizer it needs no cook, but gets a little tricky some times to open up the shells as it closes as soon as you touch it :D , Yes you eat it alive xD it's the best way to eat it, we have that pearl oysters but it's bigger and has to be cooked nice too, Sea urchins also very nice it's the one like ball with hard long pointy spikes, crack it open add the lemon and enjoy :) *A bit of advice DON'T try to get near it if you don't know how to pick it up as some types are poisonous and it's painful like hell you may need a medical care*

@TRPGpilot

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting! Thanks for sharing.

@ToXic_WeaponZ

5 жыл бұрын

Can i throw the spiky death ball ?

@lilliedawnwarriorscatsfan6552

5 жыл бұрын

Is it like a tiny muscle? (The little shell animal, not like lifting weights.) Because it sounds like you ate a baby one. But I'm just guessing.

@canna_craigy_uk172

5 жыл бұрын

A winkle or a cockle?

Idk how many times ive watched this but this still entertains me hahhahaa

3:49 the crab looks so confused

3:48 crab:"Is this the party bus to oyster orgy?"

Is 1:14 considered oyster bukkake?

@vincentnguyen3068

6 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@panostsak

6 жыл бұрын

How come?

@irocc

5 жыл бұрын

Xvideos:Oyster gets a huge bukkake

@Dannybythebanana

5 жыл бұрын

you stop that

@soulfreaz

5 жыл бұрын

That was a oyster gangbang.

that some good simple yet comprehensive writing

Thank you, KZread Recommended. I needed this.

Wild oyster has grit, pearls debris Same with mussels That's why the oysters usually has no tooth breaking stuff at restaurants and stores I found a 1/4 inch mussel pearl

That crab is in heaven. A bunch of immobile meals with juicy meat in the middle. And he has the perfect tools to shuck them!

Thanks for the information. I've learnt something new.

This is my favorite narrator when I think of how it’s made I think of this guys voice

Wow, this is so interesting! I eat several raw oysters every single day, btw.

when a daddy oyster and a mommy oyster love each other veeerrryy much.

@eieiw32424

3 жыл бұрын

o

I'm a great lover of the oyster, and I really like ur video 📹.

Dorset where i live in Bournemouth and poole oysters are home grown learn something new every day.

I would love an oyster right now. But ya know, the apocalypse is currently happening so I guess not.

@DorothyDollLee

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@papireddy4805

3 жыл бұрын

I am from the future

Well, mama oyster meets papa oyster thus an oyster is made.

@jesuspg183

6 жыл бұрын

Pizza Dip they dont even meet, they just cum and the water carries eggs and semen to each other. Imagine fapping and your semen reaching a vagina vía air

@austinsears1637

6 жыл бұрын

Shirokuro Max Ahahahaha!!! LMAO!!! YOURE RIGHT THO!!!

@dadinicolas8557

6 жыл бұрын

Shirokuro Max papa oyster's semen meets mama oyster's vagina thus an oyster is made

@alexsmith1207

6 жыл бұрын

Shirokuro Max that would make lots of babies to every women in the world

Best narrator ever!

3:53 "Put's the Lotion in the Basket" LOL

@GUWOP203

4 жыл бұрын

"It"

Title: oysters: how its made Mother nature: am I a joke to you

@salahahmed419

4 жыл бұрын

Hi from Egypt

3:49 I don’t think that belongs there 😂😂😂

ive been watching forever jimmy

I work as an oyster shucker🤓 and this was very educational

And now I have a hankering for oysters, and a shrimp cocktail.

Oysters, shrimp, lobsters, and scallops. Time to eat.

This is so much fun to catch

That really cool, I learn something new today 👍👍🍤🍤

The crab and oysters are paid actors.

Dude if I ordered oysters at a restaurant and the waiter brought out a plate of 2.2lb oysters I’d probably go into shock. 😂

Fascinating

Really wonderful.

Oyster and mussel are my favorite clam-like shellfishes. If I had to think of the favorite in the entire shellfish category, shrimps are No.1 and Oysters are No. 2.

2:41 sounds like a line in a rap song

@Godesses_child_

3 жыл бұрын

More like a nursery rhyme

Smoked oysters are amazing.

Oh my god soooooo much work

3:49 there’s a crab! XD

1:37 Dude, just give up the fight and shave your head.

@TRPGpilot

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment on this video ever!

@shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

i have searched about oysters life cycle and i found this video at top.

3:50 Me when the lights come on when the bar closes. With a cigarette in my mouth backwards lighting the filter.

Raw oysters the best..

@ZooTycoonLord

5 жыл бұрын

agreed

@tau70

5 жыл бұрын

Jeong said it

@mmontgomery7069

4 жыл бұрын

Nature's Viagra.....E D doesn't stand a chance! Ask Sam Malone!

Wow thats a lot of work, i bet oysters from them are expensive

@travismoffat6701

2 жыл бұрын

At the end of the day the farmer Doesn’t make as much money as for the restaurant for the end product it really sucks as an x farmer I no it to well

that one crab minding his own business

I watch this like 2 times a year it seems

3:49 crab: wtf am i doing between al these oisters

Tried them raw, kind of like having a cold and swallowing snot. Then i tried them deep fried and really like them.

OOH YEAH CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL Y'ALL 👏 KEEP DOING YALL THANG 👊

0:33 - 0:46 I'm certain this is the Seasalter Shellfish Co., near where I grew up in Thanet. They supply the juvenile oysters to fishers in Whitstable, where there's an annual oyster event there.

@malcolmcarter5541

4 жыл бұрын

Dorset oysters in Poole

One thing I find amazing... The farmers can ACTUALLY tell male from female.

I like how that oyster farm feeds the harvested oysters clean water so that they can be eaten raw.

Thanks!

Well done

1:09 𝐒 𝐐 𝐔 𝐈 𝐑 𝐓

I have never thought once in my life that I would see an oyster nut

0:00 You’re telling me you can smoke oysters. I bet that’s the craziest high ever!

That crab is just chilling

Was that thing just shooting his load😣😥😂

@TeamLegacyFTW

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@miko5167

5 жыл бұрын

@@Buddhadan100 Then why are you saying dirty things like that?

@ZariainYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@Buddhadan100 So Wtf is Wrong to ask If an oyster is "Shooting its Load"? You're Actually the one having dirty thoughts, even you've said you're 10, jackass 😑

@garretlover9402

5 жыл бұрын

@@Buddhadan100 Roblox

@dsangel4135

5 жыл бұрын

@@garretlover9402 lmao

No one: KZread : *puts on recommendation*

AMAZING😮

A good draught of beer, & the1st doz raw shelled oysters... life is good !

lol that MrCrab dunno why he got sucked in xD

Oysters are one of the oldest sources of animal proteins especially for the rich.It would be interesting to see how expensive crustaceans like Oysters fare in its Lab Grown meat forms in near future.

Smokin that good oyster

3:49 Crab: Why the heck am I here?!!

3:48 "...wtf?"

I love how oysters had their "internships" when they are grown up to gain some real world experience in order to grow bigger to be "qualified"

“When a mommy oyster and a daddy oyster like each other very much”

Got a question for Discover UK where does the pearl in the oyster shell come from? Thank you so much for the interesting video

@SupurrrCat

2 жыл бұрын

Pearls are mostly artificially inseminated into the oyster, like a grain of sand aka a contaminant. The oyster covers the grain of sand in fluid over a time to protect itself and over time a pearl is made