we're watching masters at work

@unrelatedcoma

10 ай бұрын

we need an official guess from Levy on their elo

@crtscream

10 ай бұрын

"now I've got him on the ropes..." *Pisses*

@Me-tr5kx

10 ай бұрын

Chess itself has now acknowledged The Grumps

@livingex

10 ай бұрын

Dan for Pogchamps 6?

@samuelkane7113

10 ай бұрын

​@@livingex Arin Hanson tho

alternate title: dan absolutely rips arin’s whole ass apart at chess for 29 minutes

@QaRajhCreations

10 ай бұрын

That's a lotta ass to rip

@0megaWarrior

10 ай бұрын

Hmm. Kinky.

@scorpion0498

10 ай бұрын

had me in the first half ngl 😳

@RenegadePandaZ

10 ай бұрын

You had me until "at chess"

@LSDeadly

10 ай бұрын

What's hilarious is there's a compilation titled "Dan stomps Arin's ass at chess for 40 minutes" lmao it's one of my favorites

My favourite moment will always be: Arin: I'm gonna do something real stupid. Arin: And we'll see how it plays out, ~in the end~ Dan: Checkmate Arin: *SHIT!!!*

@Archgeek0

10 ай бұрын

Yup, that and the breakdown to Ave Maria are unmitigated delights.

@montyeggman3075

10 ай бұрын

You gotta hand it to Arin: He delivers what he promises.

@joshpalm

10 ай бұрын

I forgot how goddamn funny that whole scene was. Just amazing how bad Arin is at chess. I mean, I'm worse, so I can't talk.

@vaporishstew8654

10 ай бұрын

A good one, but it doesn't hold a candle to "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???"

@kingtidus992

10 ай бұрын

"The legend of the anus" will always kill me. And "what dont you understand!?!"

Dan: /soothing monologue describing the calm beauty of the environment/ Arin: "I'm gonna lay facedown on the radiator" Perfectly balanced as all things should be

@xcorr77

10 ай бұрын

Its one of those quotes that occasionally pops up in a compilation that makes me cry laugh every time

@Tatooine92

9 ай бұрын

Dan's asmr/d&d narration vibes lulled me into a false sense of security and then Arin kicked me off a cliff with that line, holy crap

@thatoneoddball2564

4 ай бұрын

The best response from salty loss Arin ❤

"My dad works at Nintendo, I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS" Always gets me lol

@gardenofsn5955

9 ай бұрын

I say this to myself every time I'm stressed out and it makes me feel better lol

I constantly quote “I wanna lay face down on the radiator” whenever I face any minor inconvenience

Nobody loses a game of chess like Arin Hanson.

Arin: I swear to god, if I read one comment that's like "aRiN sUcKs aT cHeSs.." Game Grumps editors: *organizing a full compilation of Arin sucking at chess*

Arin: Dan, I wish to suffer. Dan: What? Arin: Sorry, I meant, I want to play chess with you

“Ima fucking child! I don’t know what I’m doing!” Best chess moment from Arin bad-at-chess Hanson

Danny saying Shang Tsung wrote The Art of War is low key the funniest most unexpected joke of this compilation.

@josephschultz3301

10 ай бұрын

Along with Arin's immediate reaction, it's definitely one of my favorite jokes :D

@EdgieAlias

10 ай бұрын

My favorite art of War quote has to be "Your balls could be our balls, but they won't be, will they? (Real shit!)"

@NoriMori1992

9 ай бұрын

He said it so casually, like he really thought Shang Tsung wrote The Art of War 😂

It's so hard to tell how good Dan is with competition like this. I mean, watching Arin play chess is like watching a smart dog play chess. He doesn't really know what he's doing, but he's all to happy to be there. (When he's not raging, that is.)

@watershipup7101

10 ай бұрын

Agreed

@ryancarrell3186

10 ай бұрын

Happy? thats... a word for it, I guess

@sarcasticat6979

10 ай бұрын

I came to the comments to get a breather from laughing at Arin too much and this comment almost made me spit my drink

@olimar243

10 ай бұрын

Much like a dog, he'll completely forget why he felt that way in 2 minutes

@Lucifersfursona

10 ай бұрын

@@olimar243 a d h dog

this entire video is "ADHD vs OCD" and i genuinely love it so much

@JTProud

10 ай бұрын

whoa that's literally what it is

@StarcatMkV

9 ай бұрын

Except ADHD doesn't actually exist.

@_Reikiiro

9 ай бұрын

​@@StarcatMkVyo mama doesn't actually exist.

@It_sSophiaUwU

3 ай бұрын

​@@_Reikiiroyou know who else doesn't actually exist?

@Calla1995

Ай бұрын

My mom! ​@@It_sSophiaUwU

What's funny is I legit have no idea how good Dan is at chess. I guess he has some talent but it's like watching someone fight a toddler: they could be an athlete or a heroine addict and the toddler would still look the same.

@miguelnewmexico8641

10 ай бұрын

i dunno, and athlete would be sporting about it, but a junky might eat the kid's face.

@ZachGatesHere

2 ай бұрын

He's... Competent. That's about it lol

9:00 Arin playing Tennis: “I’m an unstoppable AI machine. A learning computer.” *SHIT!!!!* Arin playing Chess: “I’m gonna do somethin’ real stupid and we’ll see how it plays out….” *SHIT!!!!* So funny🤣

9:02 probably one of my favorite GG moments of all time! IT’S SO PERFECT!!

@TheHellreaper25

10 ай бұрын

Arins overconfidence blowing up in his face will always be some of the greatest moments

12:40 "I'm gonna lay face down on the radiator" I'm stealing that one

Everyone loves a calm game of chess. Arin: GRRRRAAHHH

I love how Arin goes into an existential crisis and questions everything he does while Dan has the time of his life, is as cool as a cucumber, and inadvertently destroys Arin without meaning to.

@resileaf9501

10 ай бұрын

There is nothing inadvertent about the way Dan plays chess to destroy his opponent. It is extremely deliberate.

@shoken4421

10 ай бұрын

It's chess the rule of chess is always be atleast two steps ahead of the opponent, In this case Dan is light yrs ahead of arin from the start of ANY chess game

@dandereninja4750

10 ай бұрын

Arin is the grump while Danny is not so grump. This compilation just proves it.

Possibly the greatest "check this out" Arin moment in history. 9:00

@kenjones9326

10 ай бұрын

That echo sounded organic like four microphones picked up simultaneously. Instant side stitch moment!

@chrispysonic21

10 ай бұрын

@@kenjones9326 I imagine he threw himself back with that scream 🤣

@KopaXTani

10 ай бұрын

Lmao! Watching that whole section again had me laughing so hard, I couldn’t help but repeat it a few times!

@KopaXTani

10 ай бұрын

15:27 is a great moment too, because he’s accepted his fate at this point. Both are peak GameGrumps moments.

@urquimedes4459

3 ай бұрын

​@@kenjones9326 Holy crap I hadn't noticed the echo! That makes it even funnier

The only thing this compilation was missing was an exchange from an episode that eludes me atm. Dan, upon winning again: Good game, Arin! Arin, after a brief moment of silence: Except it's not a good game, because I LoOoOoOoOsT!

@chrischin_94

5 ай бұрын

I think it was their first Chess Ultra ep?

11:06 I love how you can hear Dan struggle not to correct Arin.

Arin :"Watch this pro gamer move." (Freaking cheakmates himself) "F@CK YOU'RE TRULY THE MASTER CHESSER!"

Arin treats chess like its an actual war and any piece that gets taken is full battalion of soliders killed.

My favorite chess moment was when Arin in his best skeletor impression says "CHESS IS A GAME OF SKILL!"

Arin: “Why do people watch this show?!” Arin, I think that question answers itself everyday 😂😂

Daddy's gonna kiss you bit is so freaking hilarious.

8:55 is a legendary moment in the history of chess

12:18 I'm gonna time stamp this cause i reference this all the time and i can never find a clip of it

God I just can't get enough of how unhinged Arin gets whenever he plays chess, hope there will be more chess in the future.

I like watching these becaause it gives Dan much deserved pay back for all the times Arin wins at Wheel of Forturne, simply by being player 1.

@teenamazingsquad.2042

10 ай бұрын

Bro Arin doesn't even win every Wheel of Fortune. Being player 1 doesn't even mean anything cause there are still times when Dan wins too. Plus, he's lucky to even have that little triumph because Dan pretty much wins every competitive game he has prior experience at, whether it's Monopoly, Checkers, or Chess.

I’m pretty sure the day Arin beats Danny at chess, he will be happier than when Up Dog happened.

@djfirewolf

10 ай бұрын

That's a high bar

3:25 Arin plays chess like he’s already in zugzwang before he’s even made a move.

I can't wait for them to play "5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel"

my favorite part is how it cuts to the next moment and arin has lost 10 more pieces while dan still has the same amount on the board

5:30 - That was one of the best moments in their chess history, but so was that particular episode 9:07 - 11:01 - Oh yeah, that one was great too 21:22 - Hahahahaha

I'd love to see a TMPH where they play chess or learn from a chess master on how to play just to see Arin rage

Mark my words…one day…Arin will win a game of chess! Mark my words!!!

@wittythings

10 ай бұрын

Mark my Woof!

@JTGwozdz

10 ай бұрын

Sorry, Dan is the chess playing boy. He’s the one who wins.

@mysticboar1237

10 ай бұрын

Okay I’ll check it off in the dreams that will never come true section

@ajaxinxfreedom

10 ай бұрын

I hope not. I enjoy seeing him lose too much

@user-dm7zk3ue2v

10 ай бұрын

In fantasy world maybe, but not in reality

8:20 He's playing the king's fianchetto opening. Insane skill that he figured that out without any help

Dan is probably rated 800-900 while Arin is 200-700 depending on his level of focus 💀

Don't worry, Arin. Hikaru Nakamura, five-time U.S. Chess Champion, and the reigning World Fischer Random Chess Champion, refers to Knights as "horseys".

I hope they keep playing chess a few times a year and we are able to see Arin continuing descent into madness and desperation

@Iffondrel

10 ай бұрын

Or maybe, just maybe, he'll learn from past experiences and improve! No? He... he won't?

@maggs131

10 ай бұрын

Can you imagine if Arin ever manages to beat Danny?

8:54 is my favourite chess moment *ever*. That or the song at 23:17.

@GloriaF10

Ай бұрын

Omg me too!!

I feel like I'm being gaslighted. I can't believe that Arin has never won a game of chess. 😂

There's such a unique flavor of madness when the Grumps play chess.

Immediately added to favorites 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for all the laughs!

18:20 This made me laugh the hardest

The "Stinky dik" song has to be one of the funniest things that has come out of Arin's mouth.

Arin is the chess boy! He's the one who mates!

I always feel Arin's pain. I'm total dogshit at chess. Even beginner mode on the cpu wipes the floor with me.

Anything Chess related on this channel makes my heart sing lmao

1:50 I absolutely love "Shit, baby!"

Why is Arin so oddly insistent on calling Knights “horses” but calls the castle towers “Rooks”?

@resileaf9501

10 ай бұрын

Because a rookery is a tower.

@matthewbankey5547

10 ай бұрын

@@resileaf9501and here I thought they were called “Rooks” as a carryover from when the pieces used to be based off of chariots instead of castles, with the name “Rook” being derived from “rukh”, the Persian word for chariot.

@misterroboto1

10 ай бұрын

Maybe he just likes animals.

@vigorouslethargy

10 ай бұрын

​@@misterroboto1 His mom owns horses. So he's probably got some kind of attachment to them at least.

@miguelnewmexico8641

10 ай бұрын

same reason we call the buttplugs "pawns" a castle is basically just a shape, but that horse is just a flipping horse.

This is probably my favorite compilation, I laughed so hard it’s ridiculous 😂

9:02 is the best GG moment ever.

Its crazy how fun it is to watch yall play chess

At 11:38 you can actually hear Arin's echo in the mic from screaming "shit!"

My new fav GG comp, thanks Sbassbear

Just got in from work and saw this and life got better again! 😌

I literally just fell asleep to a chess comp last night wow

At 15:20 Dan says “slap that on a fortune cookie” as I was opening a fortune cookie 😂

I really needed this

I’ve never noticed Dan’s soft little “checkmate” at 9:08 😂

This is the absolute best

Ahhh now this is my favorite asmr right here. It's beautiful.

Watching Dan deftly beat arins ass at chess is strangely relaxing,gonna save this 😆

One day, Arin will win a game of chess against Dan. On that day, his victory scream will reverberate through space so hard I'll feel it from my retirement home on Mars.

He's the losing boy, he's the one who loses!! Someday, Arin, someday... and It will be a day worthy of making a holiday!

I forgot about the Shank Tsun bit and it caught me way off guard

Everyone is too hard on Arin. He’s the video game boy, not the chess board boy.

Wait..did I miss the quote of Arin going all "CHess is A GaMe of Skiiiilll"

Arin's slowly getting stronger. Sooner or later he'll win a match

8:56 Arin experimenting. Dan: "Checkmate." *Turn 7*

i like picturing them in a quiet, peaceful library on a rainy fall day. people studying and reading calmly around them only to get disturbed by arin going "SHIT" after every turn

Stinky Dick is my most underrated GG moment of all time

Grumps chess drinking game: Take a drink every time Arin asks if this is en passant. Take another drink when Dan has to explain to him again what en passant is.

@sunnywhite196

10 ай бұрын

Hard mode rule: Drink every time Arin rages. Have an ambulance on stand by. 😅

A chess player and an insane man, love it.

If I ever start manufacturing chess sets, priority 1 is adding knights to the horse pieces.

Chess is my favorite game in GameGrumps history. I know those episodes will destroy me every time

Ill die happy knowing there might be a day where Dan and Arin might learn about Bug house and 4 player chess

It feels like Dan is a strong intermediate, maybe 1300-1500, thanks to his experience. One day, we will know his true power.

This compilation need way more views. It’s near perfect

9:01 Im actually dying LMFAO. Also "Queenie with a peenie" lives rent free in my head lol

9:00 is saved to like five different highly secure places on various hardwares of mine. I’m somehow going to make it my family motto before I turn 50.

Arin's quiet giggling right before "The Legend of The Anus" will never not make me laugh so hard I can't breathe.

It's great that there are so many versions of chess for Dan to beat Arin in!

21:15… “why do people watch this show.” Its for that exact comedic timing that we watch 😂

@user-kv2vc3is8h

10 ай бұрын

For me it’s 9:04

Would love to see Arin and Dan get coached in chess, and then go head-to-head after being trained. Could make it a series.

As a fellow ADHD king I relate to Arin so much and feel a so validated

Dang i love me some Sbassbear compos!

23:18 please like my comment so I can find this beautiful moment again

This comp needs more views

12:41 makes me laugh every time because it’s SO out of nowhere 😭😭

21:22 He has had over ten years to think about that.

It was like knight and day when the recently knighted horse Sir Muffins of Tinkleberries instructed Arin on the art of chess thereby drastically improving Arin's chess prowess thus finally ultimately allowing him to prevail over Dan.

not even 2 minutes in and Arin is completely unhinged hahaha

there are few things funnier than arin talking mad shit about his chess game and *immediately* afterwards getting clapped by dan.

Arin losing his mind by the end of every match is hilarious and all too relatable.

I want a shirt that says "Chess needs a Battle Royale mode to last"

The smash cut at 12:53 was fucking masterful, Sbassbear.