A rich full-bodied wine reasonably priced at a dollar a jug... And now for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear.

@carriehallahan5568

10 ай бұрын

Yes... OH YES! They're even better when you're dead!

@jend8759

10 ай бұрын

Oh what luck! There’s a French fry stuck in my beard!

@tamelo

9 ай бұрын

​@@jend8759ahhh the French...

@user-ys9fg4ol9s

6 ай бұрын

Muuuuahhhha!

@user-ur3qq9zx3f

3 ай бұрын

THE CRITIC

I'd love to see Orson Welles playing Dark Tower in a basement with a group of 13-year-old nerds.

@lazyrmc

3 жыл бұрын

He'd probably be a great DM

@eschiedler

2 жыл бұрын

He'd be victorious!

@fishtolizard3930

2 жыл бұрын

In his company, they wouldn’t be nerds anymore;; they’d be the coolest kids ever.

@jukeboxfandango

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine that man as a dungeon master

@emmarose4234

2 жыл бұрын

I bet he could beat Chuck Norris at it.

He didn’t sell out - Orson did this shit to survive and to finance his own projects. He was an incredible talent who was treated badly because he mocked those in power. The people in power have no sense of humor and can’t stand to be mocked because of the size of their egos and their inflated sense of their self importance. Orson kept on going, paying the price for daring to call out people in power for their contempt. This man is legendary.

@mr.brenman2132

10 ай бұрын

The concept of selling out is cringe hipster commie crap which Orson Welles certainly was not.

@falconeshield

10 ай бұрын

Yes he did lol can't deny it

@SyndicateOperative

10 ай бұрын

He didn't sell out, he just sold out. Wait, what?

@Johnconno

10 ай бұрын

You believe that story? Fredo?

@melvert33

9 ай бұрын

"He didn't sell out" I read this as he was shilling the amazing Dark Tower game and just had a great laugh, thanks!

"Took Beethoven nine years to write that symphony. Took me four seconds to drain this bottle."

He looked embarassed to be doing the camera commercial, but he appeared to have loved that board game.

@doct0rnic

5 жыл бұрын

Obviously the board game was not a hit

@penelopegreene

5 жыл бұрын

One day, :Orson Welles' Dark Tower will be taught as a masterpiece, alongside The Magnificent Amber Ales, and Citizen Pea.

@avabethmcghee3048

4 жыл бұрын

Well, duh... It's Dark flipping Tower.

@Billkwando

4 жыл бұрын

@@doct0rnic Stephen King probably sued them. ;) That did look like one fancy board game though! Looks like it goes for a couple hundred bucks on ebay.

@Tmanaz480

4 жыл бұрын

No--he wasn't embarrassed with the Vivitar camera ad, he was being light and non-dramatic. Very fitting for a casual snapshot camera. A subtlety that shows he was adjusting his reading to the product. Contrast that with the more rich and weighty deluvery of the burgundy copy. The white wine readings were somewhere in between.

"Rosebud....YES! Rosebud frozen peas, full of country goodness and green pea-ness"

@reoire843

6 ай бұрын

Wait, that's terrible! I quit. Just a handful for the road...

@andrewmills4451

4 ай бұрын

​@@reoire843oh what luck there is a French fry stuck in my beard

@user-eu8gq5wy4y

2 ай бұрын

The fish sticks are better when they’re raw

@MadMalManny

15 күн бұрын

What follows is a terrifying tale into a world of probates, beneficiaries, and Goblins

@RFC3514

14 күн бұрын

PSA: if you have a green pea-ness, see a urologist _immediately._

People will comment how sad this is, but this is how he funded many of his plays and movies. He didn't some producer stopping by and telling him how to shoot a scene or who to cast. Guy was crowd funding before it existed.

@Grachtnakk

4 жыл бұрын

You think he would be sponsored by Raid : Shadow Legends today?

@CabronazoMotivado

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grachtnakk you just made my fucking day

@TheAlps36

3 жыл бұрын

Guess it's better than appearing in B-grade dreck

@spencechan

2 жыл бұрын

"Maahh-haaah, the Raid has always been celebrated for its Shadow Legend"

@jankcity6081

2 жыл бұрын

it’s sad *because* that’s what he had to do

Mel Brooks paid him $25,000 for five days work to do a voice over for the movie History of the World, Part One . Brooks said they started about 9am on a Monday and by 11am Mr. Wells had finished the narration and it was spot on perfect . What was supposed to of taken 5 days was done in 2 hours .

@commanderkeen3787

2 жыл бұрын

That's because most actors are spoiled prima donnas who intentionally take 5 days to do a 2 hour job, so producers set aside 5 days in the schedule. Welles wanted his money and fast, so he got it done right the first time

@skinnysnorlax1876

2 жыл бұрын

He also did a cold read of every part of his "war of the worlds" radio special. Basically perfect performance every time. Dude was nuts

@isaacberger6721

2 жыл бұрын

To have, not "to of"

@ForceMaximus84

Жыл бұрын

I frankly don’t understand why it would take more than a day to record the narration. It’s not like it took up the whole movie.

@kensuke0

11 ай бұрын

@@commanderkeen3787Pretty simplistic and pessimistic take. Sometimes the director wants many different interpretations that could stretch out several days too. Brooks happened to think everything Wells did in two hours was perfect.

Dark Tower game looks legit

@Billkwando

4 жыл бұрын

I know, right!?

@pikasnipe1

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot about that game, it was actually pretty fun from what I remember.

@Wolfbane8

3 жыл бұрын

A sequel to that game has a Kickstarter

@djiqs

2 жыл бұрын

It was I had it and loved it. Came out when I was 10.

@haydenysidro9388

2 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is that game is probably more successful than the movie

Bwaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Thefreeeennnchchampwgne....

@JohnColtrane2000

5 жыл бұрын

yes, you lose A LOT in the final dub ;)

@HunterShows

3 жыл бұрын

Bwaaaaahhhhh? That boy ain't right.

"Almost every night here, there's a wine tasting party" Some say he still attends.

@kai326

3 жыл бұрын

He does, I've seen him!

@otakunthevegan4206

3 жыл бұрын

Even in death, bless him, he believes in the product.

@christopheranzovinio5893

3 жыл бұрын

Needed a laugh all day. This comment helped. Bwahhhaa the French! Cheers!

@PIXPromosMore

2 жыл бұрын

Especially if it's French champagne (Mwaaahhhhhhh the French...)

@trikstari7687

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, YES, IT'S EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

All I want now is a vivitar camera , a dark tower game and a truck load of of Paul mason french wine muuuaaaahhahaaaaaaaa

@cheasepriest

2 жыл бұрын

The wine isnt from france, but the man that made it is. Paul masson will never sell a wine before its time.

@MCDreng

5 ай бұрын

​@@cheasepriestmaaaaaaaaaugh, thffffrenshhhhhhh- champagne

@jnnx

2 ай бұрын

eBay is your friiiiiiiiiien. . .

Cocktail idea: the Citizen Kane. Perrier mixed with a hefty dose of Paul Masson, with a fucking ink cartridge dunked in the middle of it all. *Perfection*

@athecheat

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Buckley’s frozen peas

@RetroVzqz9313

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LivingBreathing

3 жыл бұрын

You mean an entire bottle of whiskey followed by your firing

@MagnusSkiptonLLC

2 жыл бұрын

Served in a trophy cup that reads "Welcome Home Mr. Kane from 467 employees of the New York Enquirer."

@Vovanov18

Жыл бұрын

"Yes, Always"

I love his Paul Masson ads, and he shows such casual, naturalness in them, but when you watch them back-to-back-to-back they'are hilariously stilted.

@audiophile6475

Жыл бұрын

Mwahhhhhhh the french champagne....

Morgan Freeman: I have the greatest voice ever. Orson Welles: Hold my wine and cigars

@kasrakhatir

4 жыл бұрын

And French champagne

@fanofgenericwtlalt

4 жыл бұрын

And Mrs Pell's fish sticks

@Birdhouseart

3 жыл бұрын

@@fanofgenericwtlalt Yes, they're even better RAW!

@GreatWightSpark

2 жыл бұрын

Sir Christopher Lee: As if you'd let them go.

@Brytons_Thoughts

Жыл бұрын

nice to see you here!

He did what he had to to finance his projects and keep his independence.

@CLASSICALFAN100

4 жыл бұрын

Just like William Shatner...lol

@willg4802

4 жыл бұрын

What projects was he pursuing at this time of his life?

@jhubeJELLO

4 жыл бұрын

@@willg4802 Paul Masson

@zodammit

4 жыл бұрын

@@willg4802booze

@M1tjakaramazov

3 жыл бұрын

Your conceptual and historical understanding is abysmal...

3:28 is what you’re looking for.

@carlireland5049

Жыл бұрын

“MUAAAAAAAAAAHHHH the French… champagneeeeeeeeee????”

@falconeshield

10 ай бұрын

What luck!

@carriehallahan5568

10 ай бұрын

You. You understand me. Thank you.

@TikiRoly

9 ай бұрын

Fine, no goblins 😠

@SteveSmith-rt7wx

9 ай бұрын

@@carlireland5049”iss well known, foritz sexellece”

Now for a little magic trick, I'll make this bottle disappear.

@TheMrPeteChannel

5 жыл бұрын

Blotto Brothers!

@TheJoeshExperience

4 жыл бұрын

A rich, full bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug.

@professorpenne9962

4 жыл бұрын

oh what luck, theres a french fry suck in my beard!

@auvelier

3 жыл бұрын

“Oh, what the hell, I need the money”

@Badvibesdude

3 жыл бұрын

Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

He says the Paul Masson slogan in a sexier voice each time

That voice. Just wonderful to listen to. He could have read the telephone book and make it sound like Shakespeare.

@deusexmaximum8930

2 жыл бұрын

What's a telephone book?

@TheTrainFan9

2 жыл бұрын

@@deusexmaximum8930 Well it's a big book with phone numbers in it. But that's not important right now.

@dalethelander3781

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTrainFan9 I see what you did there.

MAHAAA the french sexlennce

@Karemaker

5 жыл бұрын

Tharizzuhcalifornyah...

He did radio commercials in the 80s for a restaurant chain called Reuben's. The entire commercial was him just reading items from their menu ("Readings from the Reuben's menu, by Mr. Orson Welles". It was fantastic. NOTE: They also did similar commercials with Vincent Price and James Earl Jones.

We need a criterion collection release of all of Welles commercials

@TheTrainFan9

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to have heard what Rita Hayworth thought of these ads.

did my mans house just have tons of bottles of paul masson and printers and cameras

@JBSauce

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the G&G while he watches Preview

@athecheat

3 жыл бұрын

And frozen peas

@alphaotakux

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly? Probably.

@Badvibesdude

3 жыл бұрын

Empty bottles.

@LivingBreathing

3 жыл бұрын

And a lot of marble statues and trash.

Fun Fact : Paul Masson ultimately paid Orson Welles a 36% stake of shares in the Company for Welles' work in these *pivotal* set of commercials.

@Diego-zz1df

9 ай бұрын

Even funnier fact: The company fired Orson Welles when he said he was going on a diet.

"I'm here at Paul Masson's chateau in California, almost every night."

@hudsony777

3 жыл бұрын

Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: kzread.info/dash/bejne/epmslM6tqc60hLA.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on KZread

@HunterShows

3 жыл бұрын

"I get free wine when I go to Paul Masson's chateau. I prefer it to film making."

These make me respect orson even more. If i were the greatest artist of all time i would use my name to sell fishsticks and no one could tell me anything

@dalethelander3781

2 жыл бұрын

With a crumb-crisp coating.

@KangarooMonkey

2 жыл бұрын

So you’d milk every penny you could from your fame and throw away all your integrity? Honestly I’d do the same.

@IYamJayJay

2 жыл бұрын

@@KangarooMonkey you say it loses integrity, i say it takes passion. Being willing to look silly so that he has the funds to do what he loves, creating stories, theres nothing more intelligent than that i think.

@Jake-we9vd

2 жыл бұрын

@@KangarooMonkey if you do it willingly, you will never lose integrity

@ssp9181

2 жыл бұрын

"They're even better RAW"

*MaaahahaAaaAAaaAaagh the Ffrenchhh Shampaiiinnnnee*

Orson was doing commercials as early as 1938. Would be cool if someone compiled and posted his work as The Shadow, helping sell tires - in character.

4:30 It looks like Preview is comprised of 75% pornography and Star Trek

@uter

5 жыл бұрын

Sit back and enjoy.

@TheMrPeteChannel

5 жыл бұрын

Sign me up!

@7ylerD

5 жыл бұрын

For truly distinguished individuals.

@NobodyCaresALot

5 жыл бұрын

I fuckin hope so!

@Malcolmovic

2 жыл бұрын

XD

His eyebrow game is on point

Orson Welles flogging a photocopier. Now I've seen everything.

@BigBadJerryRogers

4 жыл бұрын

Scripts got a lotta pages.

@mwilliamshs

3 жыл бұрын

Flogging means hitting a horse so it'll run faster.

@Clay3613

3 жыл бұрын

Disappointed, I didn't see no whip action!

@lukerinderknecht2982

2 жыл бұрын

@@mwilliamshs it also means "aggressive promotion or advertising"

That japanese whiskey commercial was brutal.

@lykosnet

2 жыл бұрын

The backing track was a piano rendition of the theme from The Third Man, which starred Welles in 1949

@MrMjolnir69

2 жыл бұрын

Think it was a 'tribute" copy of.

@kiwitrainguy

Жыл бұрын

The audio and picture were not in sync.

@rachelm.a.4224

Жыл бұрын

The laboured breathing is what does it for me

@reoire843

6 ай бұрын

That must have been where they got the idea for the whisky commercial in Lost in Translation.

Id like to think this is all canon in the Orson Welles Commercial Cinematic Universe

@boredcrab2

3 жыл бұрын

The OCU > the MCU

"hello I'm Orson Welles. I direct films and act in them......now I'm doing this shit......"

He surely liked Paul Masson. Aaaah the frencccchhhampaign

@hudsony777

3 жыл бұрын

Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: kzread.info/dash/bejne/epmslM6tqc60hLA.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on KZread

It seems like this paul masson had orson locked in his basement and forced him to make commercials

Of these, the only products I'm absolutely convinced he used were the drinks.

@CarbyGuuGuu

3 жыл бұрын

“For my magic trick, I will make this jug disappear.”

@dalethelander3781

2 жыл бұрын

aaaa-AAAAAAH, the-uh-uh Freshhh Shampane. Alwaysssh been shelebrated for it'sh exshellensh.

@audiophile6475

Жыл бұрын

I mean he had to serve something while paying Dark Tower.

You can tell that he's drunk in the commercials.

@windowsxseven

4 жыл бұрын

gotta show the product's good stuff right

@CarbyGuuGuu

3 жыл бұрын

“Oh, what the hell. I need the money.”

I like that he has a a sort of mini flashback every time he delivers his lines that what Paul Masson said a century ago is still true now. I wonder if they directed him to look bewildered or look around and act like you are remembering something profound. He makes it seem like he was there when Paul Masson said that infamous slogan

@athecheat

3 жыл бұрын

Watch his frozen peas recording. Nobody directs Orson

@seeokay..

3 жыл бұрын

athecheat how right you are. Orson was a real professional’s professional

@fishtolizard3930

2 жыл бұрын

...maybe he was? Welles Is Foreverywhere.

@QuadMochaMatti

2 жыл бұрын

Orson was of his time, ahead of his time, behind his time, of no time, and yet of all time.

@kiwitrainguy

Жыл бұрын

That slogan was probably dreamed up by an advertising agency.

This poor master was so maligned for just trying to make a living. He was a charming bastard.

@seinfan9

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he was an alcoholic.

@jackanghoff8320

2 жыл бұрын

@@seinfan9 how is the comment relevant? Might as well say, “well he was a fat fuck”.

@robertortiz-wilson1588

9 ай бұрын

@@seinfan9sadly.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the french....

Welles just made me want a vivitar

@7ylerD

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, the flash is built-in!!

*MUUHUUUUHHH* the French

Just the commercials that Orson Welles was featured in are better than most of the current mainstream Hollywood movie garbage.

@QuadMochaMatti

2 жыл бұрын

I'll take questionably intoxicated Orson Welles shilling for Paul Masson any day, over that obnoxious, emotionally unstable TextNow guy yelling about "side hustles" and all of that, who happens to incessantly appear before practically every video I want to watch on KZread - along with the twats pushing scammy solar panels, that irritating "4Patriots" survivalist guy... And all the AI British-sounding robovoiced scam ads for drones, monoculars, air coolers, phone chargers, ear flossers, etc.

I just love his voice in these commercials.... brings back memories of my childhood

To think he voiced a robot who eats planets.

@jnnx

2 ай бұрын

To think Hasbro/Marvel ripped off their own creation (Galactus)

Ahhhhhh.... The Vivitar from Lincolnshire where the peas grow in July and are picked by Paul Masson where he lives in a Dark Tower. He quiches his thirst with Perrier.

This would be the best commercial break ever..

I can’t unsee Unicron doing all of these

Welles was SOOOOO drunk during the original taping for Paul Mason champagne (the takes are available on YT), they had to DUB the whole thing.

@ZyxthePest

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't drunk, his assistant director THOUGHT he was though. He had a late shoot the night before and ended up taking a sleeping pill that kicked in as soon as the commercial shoot started. Once it wore off, they did the commercial just fine.

@treestuffer

9 ай бұрын

@@ZyxthePest he also had a heart attack the next day, and anyone who has had a family member suffer that sort of event knows that people with cardiovascular blockages usually are 'off' in ways that are noticeable in hindsight, for a day or two before the event.

@vulteiuscatellus4105

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@treestuffer The assistant director literally confirmed what Zyx wrote unlike the crap you made up, you POS.

@vulteiuscatellus4105

2 ай бұрын

@@treestuffer No he didn’t. Zyx is repeating what the commercial’s director Peter Shillingford said a few years ago. Stop making stuff up.

@treestuffer

2 ай бұрын

@@vulteiuscatellus4105 ....the heart attack information is part of his biography you fucking idiot

This man was a national treasure.

Oh snap the 110 camera !! Lol I miss the 70s - 80s just as much as you

The greatest board game commercial of all-time is Dark Tower featuring Orson Welles. Good find - it seems to be available elsewhere with sound. It will never be surpassed.

Augh, the French...

even when hosting an advert - remains a great storyteller

You can barely tell he's drunk. Truly a great actor, or a fantastic editor.

@ferociousgumby

7 ай бұрын

Oh, but that whiskey commercial - I realize it was Japanese and not synced, but still.

I just looked this up. The voice actor for Brain, (from the show, Pinky and the Brain) was influenced by Orsen Welles. They even made a joke about it when Pinky met Welles in a restaurant. They both shout "Things will be different when I take over the world!"

@athecheat

3 жыл бұрын

I hear Orson’s voice when I’m creating certain ideas

@Malcolmovic

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that fact! It all makes sense! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

@taylorwest6986

2 жыл бұрын

And there's an episode that parodies the making of one of these commercials.

I could be on my death bed, and this vid at .5 speed would have me wheeze laughing. Never gets old. Vivitarrrr.

@trashyraccoon2615

Жыл бұрын

Wow I agree

What a voice. I love Orson, guerrilla film making at its finest. The only ads I remember were the ones for Sandeman Sherry/Port, with his cloak and Fedora. Y'now, I really fancy some Paul Masson right about now.

And he made good money and had a great time doing every last one of these commercials!! End of discussion.

@BruselskySluzebnik

Жыл бұрын

He was old fat pervert

@M.H.I.A.F.T.

8 ай бұрын

@@BruselskySluzebnik How was he a pervert!?

Oh shit he finally got that good take for the champagne commercial

A legend.What a distinctive voice.

Orson left us BEFORE HIS TIME

And remember there is no fish stick like Mrs. Pell’s

@boredcrab2

5 жыл бұрын

filled with delicious goodness and green pea-ness!

@Tadicuslegion78

5 жыл бұрын

Wait that’s terrible I quit. Just a handful for the road

@rescot00

5 жыл бұрын

They're even better raw!

@JohnColtrane2000

5 жыл бұрын

we know a fjord in norway where the cod gather...

@professorpenne9962

4 жыл бұрын

aaaah yes, they're even better when you're dead!

Orson Welles was the coolest. RIP.

Paul Masson's this, Paul Masson's that...it's enough to make you go "muaaahaa!"

Welles complained to the Paul Masson people about over-the-top copy, talking up California ordìnaire as if it was a European vintage. They showed him more money and his objections ceased. He made large sums from ads: enough to sustain a very pleasant lifestyle, but not enough to get his films finished. For that he relied on dubious deals with shady characters, and so few did get finished.

Thanks for putting this together. (1:59 that's the theme from The Third Man (interestingly, The Beatles also played it at one point on the new Get Back documentary)

What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and GOBLINS! …Fine, fine, no goblins. I give you... THE LIVING WILL! *evil laugh*

Orson Welles made me wanna run out and buy the 'Dark Tower' game...I still have it.

"The Vivitaaugh"

it like visiting your Grandpa with a nice voice

If i had that Baritone voice I would swear every damn day.

That Vivitar camera actually looks pretty nice

Everytime he made a semi decent take in the Paul Masson commercials they gave him a champagne bottle

You may mock but nobody could pull of commercials the way he did. We don't have stars with the charisma of people like Welles, or Vincent Price

I SHALL DRINK NO WINE BEFORE ITS TIME!!!

I’m noticing a theme with these.

Awesome Wells as I call him. The last of the true characters.

Orson Welles makes everything watchable.

I like Orson Welles's deep voice

That Dark Tower game looks fuckin' awesome, though!

Emerald Dry really sounds like a fine wine! Lol Orson would appreciate us watching these now. The Korean one is dubbed horribly, though. Thanks for these. :)

@hudsony777

3 жыл бұрын

Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: kzread.info/dash/bejne/epmslM6tqc60hLA.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on KZread

Wow I had that Dark Tower game

@Hibernicus1968

5 жыл бұрын

So did I. As a kid, I spent a lot of happy hours playing that game.

@Billkwando

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it looks fun!

3:28 He finally did it!

@0:50 honestly goosebumps he delivered that tag line so well

Most famous man on the planet in his day and only worth $20 million. We pay our celebrities way too much for way too little these days.

@hudsony777

3 жыл бұрын

Now is the time for ghost stories and fantasy! Perhaps two radio play ghost stories I’ve produced AND a brand-new mystery listed on my channel “Claude Chabot Presents” right here on YT. PLUS, a radio fantasy-comedy, “A Trip to the Moon” starring Joyce Randolph of The Honeymooners, which features Larry Robinson, who, as a child actor, actually worked with Orson Welles. Here’s the link: kzread.info/dash/bejne/epmslM6tqc60hLA.html--Claud. If you don’t want to click the link just search “Claude Chabot presents” on KZread

Remember smoking in adverts...? Well, we ain't got no more Orson Welles

Ah yes, Rosebud's frozen peas...

@CarbyGuuGuu

3 жыл бұрын

“Full of country goodness and green pea-ness… Wait, that's terrible. I QUIT!”

@dalethelander3781

2 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Buckley's. She grows her peas on a farm in Lincolnshire.

@MadMalManny

15 күн бұрын

​@@CarbyGuuGuujust a handful for the road

I was a proud owner of the "Dark Tower" board game, all thanks to Orson Welles' captivating commercial. It sent me on a spiritual journey and made me realize that true religion for Americans lies in the tales of King Arthur, the magical world of J.R.R. Tolkien, the classic AD&D books, and the Dick Smith Monster Makeup Kit. I treated the "Dark Tower" with the utmost reverence, just like I would with Ultima IV and its mystical components. I would sit and meditate with the tower, even staring into it while on the toilet in hopes of unlocking hidden knowledge. My love for the "Dark Tower" was comparable to my love for "Magick in Theory and Practice" and "The Exorcist." And so I say, in unison with Joe Flaherty’s Charlton Heston-"I toast you, Mr. Red, White, and Blue!"

𝘙𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘉𝘜𝘋... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas! Full of country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit! Just a handful for the road. (NOM NOM NOM) Oh, what luck, there's a French fry stuck in my beard. (NOM NOM NOM) Oh yeah!

Orson Wells....wow! He was with Masson for 15 years. Nailed it!!! Take my money Orson. :D

A great iconic voice and actor. He was wanted and hired as a narrator/actor and talk show guest and people offered him jobs he found so easy and they paid him plenty. Everyone needs money. He found it difficult to get funding for his own movie and theatrical projects but was greatly wanted in other ways. E. G. Mel Brooks hired him to narrate his movie 'history of the world' and Mel booked the audio recording studio for a week to hopefully get most of the narration recorded in time with the shot scenes and agreed a price of 50,000 dollars to complete it as Mel guessed it would take at least a week. Orson did it to perfection exactly timed with every scene of the movie, it took him 2 hours on the first morning. He took his 50,000 dollars and Mel said 'I guess you'll be spending this all on champagne and beluga caviar?' and Orson replied 'No no not at all, I can get astaria caviar, it's half the price and. Every bit as good!'.

An admirable man he didn't bend for Hollywood's antics

@fishtolizard3930

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he did, but not for long and not as much as so many others. (“Antics”?! “Admirable?! How very quaint and almost charming...)

MMAAAAAAAA The French

Orson Welles would have been great as Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.

@dalethelander3781

2 жыл бұрын

"Bring in the floating fat man."

mmmMMAAHH the french

Sweet Jesus, I'm 41. If I live to be 90, maybe, maaaaaybe, I'll be half as cool as Orson Welles.

@jnnx

2 ай бұрын

Not even if you live to be 180. . .SON!

We will sell no plonk before it’s time. Looks like it’s time. Mmmmaauuuughhh glum glug