Finest Dutch poetry hand selected to be shown to the world

@kieskop4684

5 жыл бұрын

Eigenlijk is een paard in de gang een Duits liedje.

@freekmulder3662

5 жыл бұрын

@@kieskop4684 oprecht?

@kieskop4684

5 жыл бұрын

@@freekmulder3662 Yo,van Klaus & Klaus

@kieskop4684

5 жыл бұрын

Staat ook op YT

@nikiepunt8631

4 жыл бұрын

sos van eey 😂😂😂😂

HAHAHAHA " ik heb gehoord dat baby's uit ...bloemkolen?.... Komen" stukk

@You-mr3lo

5 жыл бұрын

Zit wel een kern van waarheid in. Vroeger zeiden ze dat babies van de ooievaar kwamen, of uit de kool.

Why not letting them hear the songs?

@paulinedewilde8926

5 жыл бұрын

They weren't all songs

@Utxtreme

5 жыл бұрын

Welk niet dan?

@paulinedewilde8926

5 жыл бұрын

Bloemetjes gordijn?

@paulinedewilde8926

5 жыл бұрын

Da's geen liedje

@Utxtreme

5 жыл бұрын

Jazeker wel das een karnavals kraker

Around 93% of the viewers is Dutch I think lol

@youtubefan9520

5 жыл бұрын

Smikkel Beer yes 🙂just like me

@steveminecraft4364

5 жыл бұрын

Smikkel Beer is zo

@elisje5570

5 жыл бұрын

Jep 😂

@eline_ranja

5 жыл бұрын

Smikkel Beer true😂

@JumasiL

5 жыл бұрын

True

Let them react to hearing our carnaval songs. Laat ze reageren op het horen van onze carnaval liedjes.

@bram8731

5 жыл бұрын

Eeer staat een paard in de gang jaja een paard in de gang bij buurvrouw jansen

@michaelw.4469

5 жыл бұрын

Het is gwn, Let them react to our carnaval songs

@jamers5311

5 жыл бұрын

Potentie!

@bram8731

5 жыл бұрын

Daar zit potentie in. Dudududu tu dududududu tududududu dududududu

@mm0138

4 жыл бұрын

Luffy from one piece nie van zulke ruk liedjes

Wow, the guy from Brazil said 'bloemetjesgordijn' perfectly!

😂😂😂 i cant stop laghing. This is hilarious. Ps: waar zijn alle nederlanders!!!!!?

@annajansen8985

5 жыл бұрын

Hierrrr

@Lucky-xo2de

5 жыл бұрын

hiero 😂

@paulinedewilde8926

5 жыл бұрын

Belg🇧🇪

@mathijstheunissen5778

5 жыл бұрын

In je moedet

@xiyition

5 жыл бұрын

De reacties zijn gevuld met Nederlanders hierzo

I love that guy that was making the correct grote bloemkolen gestures

the horse is in the corridor of the neighbor Jansen, The flower curtain is bloemetjes gordijn. A polonaise is walking behind each other.

The four songs are Carnaval-songs. Carnaval is held the weekend before the 40 days of fasting before Easter and is a Roman Catholic tradition. The four songs are a bit old (seventies and eighties) but well known: "Bloemetjesgordijn", "Ik heb hele grote bloemkolen", "Er staat een paard in de gang" and "Polonaise Hollandaise". The singer of the second and the third one is André van Duin, a well-known Dutch comedian (his kind of comedy is a bit comparable to Danny Kaye or Weird Al Yankovic), who is now the presenter of Heel Holland Bakt (the Dutch version of the television show "The Great British Bake-off).

Wat een prachtig taaltje hebben wij toch!

Ik ga stuk ze zijn echt schattig op een of andere manier xD

@deathchannel1000

5 жыл бұрын

Inderdaad ja!

@lucase4446

5 жыл бұрын

Het lijkt gewoon echt dat wij een stuk groter zijn ofz

@nonexistingvoid

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucase4446 omdat Nederlanders abnormaal lang zijn, vergeleken bij andere mensen 😉

Awww waarom hebben ze ‘er staat een paard in de gang’ niet gezongen🥺. Dat zou geweldig zijn

It’s not like when you say cauliflower (bloemkool) in dutch, everyone is assuming you’re talking about breasts. In the song they refer to breasts as bloemkolen, but it’s not a common assumption 😂

@nonexistingvoid

5 жыл бұрын

If you talk about big cauliflowers in Dutch, people will definitely think you're talking about breasts. Especially in the south.

@MrAfusensi

5 жыл бұрын

@@nonexistingvoid never heard of breasts being referred to as cauliflower. Melon yes, never cauliflower. I'm from Rotterdam so that may be why

@nonexistingvoid

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrAfusensi or maybe I'm old and from the south. My own kids don't get it either.

@sadkingbilly

5 жыл бұрын

MrAfusensi watch the original Andre van duin clip where during this song he’s carrying two cauliflowers in a very.. suggestive way. Everybody who’s seen that clip thinks the same if he hears the song 😆

@MrAfusensi

5 жыл бұрын

@@sadkingbilly yes I understand that, but it being used in a comedy song isn't the same as cauliflower generally being known as breasts. Like Marian said it might be a southern thing, or I'm wrong.

Ik kijk elke keer weer uit naar deze video's. Ze zijn altijd zo ontzettend grappig en leuk. Op een goed bedoelde manier.

The most fun part about this is that they are surprised about what it means but in the north of our country they can’t always understand it either.😂😂😂

Bloemetjesgordijn - curtain with flower pattern. Life is a struggle or a pain so the author would rather gang somewhere in the sun.

Dit is echt het leukste wat ik in jaren gezien heb op KZread.

"Is this poetry?"

I gotta be honest, pretty good guesses! Lovely to see haha

Haha this is amazing 😂. Maybe they should hear the songs. Its kind a crazy here in the netherlands.

Geweldig dit!

Heel goeie aflevering, ik heb al niet het meeste deel van de zinnen verstanden XD

I once threw a party and had a horse up on the 4th floor of my appartment. You should have seen those faces when people came back from the bathroom. "Mike, there is a horse in the bathroom!" I replied "so what?",

@JeroenBaten

5 жыл бұрын

Briljant

I love every single one of the people in this video. I think the man from England had the easiest job though. As the English mind takes the same turns in association, he had to be the one to get on the right track first.

When the Guy said is this poetry?😂😂 Wauw that one was funny.

1:19 haha she is really cute "bloemetjes" ❤️😊. 6:05 the man on the right is having a lot of fun 😄

I'm laughing so hard right now😂

Da steht ein Pferd auf dem Flur..... We know that one in Germany as well 😉

@boyl.8251

5 жыл бұрын

Cori na hahaha its origanally Dutch

@cori5450

5 жыл бұрын

@@boyl.8251 Cool! I loved it as a child 😀

@boyl.8251

5 жыл бұрын

Cori na Its fun that the German people kind of adopted it awesome 😊

@DrCatdeJong

5 жыл бұрын

Germans also adopted and translated the new kids movies, glad a big part of brabants cultural heratige is shared with Germany 😉

@cori5450

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrCatdeJong Yes, we have a lot in common 😊 I have been too many places in the Netherlands, but Brabant is still missing. Must change that 😉

I love this, very funny, VERY Dutch.... "Southern Dutch" actually hehehe

@ywee3980

5 жыл бұрын

More like dutch catholic..... It's also quite big in twente actually ;)

@j0hnn13K

5 жыл бұрын

@@ywee3980 true, more a catholic thing than just a "Southern" thing. :)

7:08....lol i've seen people get carried away at the Metworst in Boxmeer at 9 in the morning :P also quite the event for foreigners if they want a nice experience! :)

"not day....week" *sigh* Hahahaha!

Would be nice to have answers in the end

Their English is so good!!

Er staat een paard in de gang!!! There is a horse in the hallway!!!

Dit is zo grappig om te zien

Songteksten zijn vaak onbegrijpelijk, het maakt bijna niet uit welke taal gebruikt wordt. En het is wel zo netjes om te beginnen met een muzieknoot bij liedteksten ( ♫ Er staat een paard ... )

Het ergste is, dat ik als niet carnaval liefhebber, al die liedjes nog ken ook.

The older guy seems to be the most understanding

I’m dutch and i’m laughing so hard right now

Op 1.25 helemaal stuk. Oneindig op repeat

"is this poetry?" Yes it is! XD

@josdenhartog7385

3 жыл бұрын

Dutch poetry

"not day a week" She Gets it

When I read the sentences, I hear the song in my head 😂 Eeer staaat een paaard in de gaaang jaja een paaard in de gaaang!!!

geweldig

3:07 he did get the motion right

Im Dutch. And to know this things you have to be born in the '80. I recognized these songs, because they were broadcasted on the television. The songs came from the Andre van Duinshow.

Please do let them hear the songs, or better yet watch the videos as it will put things in perspective haha

The funny part is, the end singing, is almost better then the dutch when there really drunk :P

"not day, week"

Oh mijn god. Hilarisch! Oh my god. Hilarious!

I heard the first words and I had to seriously pause the video and sing them XD.

Hun reacties zijn echt geweldig!

Wanneer krijgen ze nou les in het oer Hollands schelden ?

Little flower curtain. A curtain with little flower patterns

OMG, you revealed we're complete lunatics, thank you! Now everbody knows for sure!

Ik heb nog nooit van bloemkool gehoord als synoniem voor borsten wel van meloenen of kokos noten

Carnavaaaal!

@atheistje835

5 жыл бұрын

Echt niet !!!! DOMME liedjes

@DrCatdeJong

5 жыл бұрын

Athiëstje ik moet zuipeee!! Barman hedde gij mij nie geheurd? Doe mij maar bier! Ieder kwartier!

@atheistje835

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrCatdeJong Ga jij maar lekker zuipen en vreemdgaan. 20% van de brabo's doen dit met deze dagen. Succes ermee

@DrCatdeJong

5 жыл бұрын

Athiëstje je moet niet alles geloven wat ze zeggen. Ga jij maar lekker saai wezen terwijl ik plezier heb en niet vreemdga🤣🤣

@DrCatdeJong

5 жыл бұрын

Athiëstje volgens mij heb jij nog nooit carnaval gevierd, als je dat wel zou doen zou je jezelf voor je kop slaan over hoe onjuist jouw vooroordelen zijn 😏

niet alleen Nederland maar ook België viert carnaval op deze nummers

I've lived in the Netherlands for over 30 years and still didn't know these sayings (guess a few correctly though)

I knew most of these, but then as a German who grew up close to the dutch border it is not hard

I didn't understand. Would you please be clearer with explanation of what it all means? Like for those who is like me to write a bold word like "this is a right answer! Sic!"

@Annekee007

5 жыл бұрын

These are carnaval song, probably also on youtube. Most of them don't have a meaning. De bloemkolen are big breasts. 'Een paard in de gang' and 'een bloemetjesgordijn' doesn't mean anything as far as I know.. Correct me if I'm wrong. Just a bunch of crazy silly song, making it absurd, because Dutch people like sing silly songs during carnaval..

@DrCatdeJong

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah don't even bother finding a meaning in the songs, the only thing that really matters is that it's easy to sing along when you're drunk. Or a super easy dance, one song is just jumping left, then right, left, right, and then just jump in place, after that you might still have some beer left, best thing to do when you hear the intro of the song is to just finish your beer.

@jpdj2715

4 жыл бұрын

If the music had had Tchaikovsky quality, I would have compared these texts with Salvador Dali paintings. In this case, we can only think of uneducated drunken stupidity. No layered Dostoevsky qualities in there.

I failed as a dutch guy lol i know the word but not the meanings 😂

@Cora.T

5 жыл бұрын

You're not the only one, although I believe they're lines from songs. I saw a guy in the comments say something about carnival and songs. I live in the north and we don't celebrate carnival so that might explain something

@peachy.4755

5 жыл бұрын

dat ene lied dat gaat: er staat een paard in de gang, jaja een paard in de gang

@beatrizpalacios5517

5 жыл бұрын

This totally destroyed my confidence in my ability to speak and understand Dutch..

@jpdj2715

4 жыл бұрын

@@beatrizpalacios5517- these four phrases are extremely dutch (lowercase - the medieval words 'dutch', 'duits' in Dutch, 'diets' in Flemish and 'deutsch' in German all mean 'folk' or 'common' - as a distinction from Romance language based self appointed higher class rulers and clergy imperialists with their killing, raping and looting merciless mercenaries.) From a high brow perspective today, I would not even cite these four phrases when totally inebriated, nor participate in a polonaise. As a younger elder, I found out today that in one of these lines, 'cauliflowers' means 'melons'. A fifth phrase of inebriated dutch quality could have been, " 'k ben zo blij dat m'n neus van voren zit en niet opzij" (I'm so glad my nose is in front and not to the side). A sophisticated Dutch standup comedian once commented that, to resonate with the more high brow, the text should have been, " 'k ben zeer tevreden dat m'n hoofd van boven zit en niet beneden" (I'm very contented that my head is high and not down.) Communication = context.

Carnaval is something for the people below the big rivers ,,, we call them reserve belgiums ,,,,

@josdenhartog7385

3 жыл бұрын

Slimste regio van de wereld #Eindhovenbrainport

@aardhond

3 жыл бұрын

@@josdenhartog7385 tuurlijk en vier graag carnaval lol

Er staat een paard in de gang Klassieker. :p

In the description it says: "...en vroegen hun wat ze betekenen..." Seriously? 😭

BRABANT!

foreigners: bloemkool bloemkool hahahahhaha

7:27 right answer

This is so funny to watch😂 I am a Hollander😂😂

@mariadamen7886

5 жыл бұрын

I'm Eline so you're not Dutch?

@eline_ranja

5 жыл бұрын

Maria Damen of course I am😂😂

Whaahha I am Dutch😂 I'm dyinggg🤣

Baby's die worden geboren uit bloemkool😂😂😂 Translation Baby's that were born out of cauliflowers😂😂😂

Ik moet zuipen! Barman hedde gij mij nie geheurd? Doe mij maar bier, ieder kwartier! Translation: i have to drink! Bartender did you not hear me? Give me a beer, every 15 minutes! Carnaval was awesome, can't wait to forget my hangover with the parade today!

Die Japanner die k heb grote bloemkoole zei deed me echt denken aan Dang Do😂

Er staat een paard in de gang ja ja een paard in de gang

Hahajah ik ga stuk

Some might say they struggled with the songs at the end. But let's be honest, by the end of Karnaval, that's actually quite an accurate representation :')

I am Dutch and know the words but not what they are getting at hahaha!

@maxvanzutphen460

5 жыл бұрын

Gij woont boven de rivier of nie dan?

Weet je wat ik zou willen zijn, een bloemetjes gordijn... 😂😂

@josdenhartog7385

3 жыл бұрын

Van het plafond tot op het raamkozijn, een bloemetjesgordijn een bloemetjesgordijn; En alle dagen hangen lekker in het zonnelicht; Met bloemen op mijn hele lijf en ook op mijn gezicht.......

@lucillawoods3153

3 жыл бұрын

@@josdenhartog7385 weet je wat ik wel zou willen zijn, een bloemetjesgordijn Een mens moet heel zijn leven blijven lopen Daar wordt ie opgejaagd van hier naar daar En altijd maar het beste blijven hopen De honderdduizend of het abattoir Maar lekker rustig blijven hangen zoals een gordijn (Leuk te zien dat mensen dit kennen 👍)

Jansen is 1 of the most prenounced back names in the Nederlands like my backname is Jansen to😂👌

Who is gonna understand "There's a horse standing in the corridor"??? (Translation of "Er staat een paard in de gang" a hit song by Dutch comedian Andre van Duin). Oh, and I'm Dutch, but I don't either why somebody wants to be a "flower curtain" (bloemetjesgordijn). "Hele grote bloemkolen"? (Very big cauliflowers) "Oh wat zijn ze groot" (Oh how big they are). And now I wonder is "Polonaise Hollandaise" even a Dutch phrase? :P Let's say (and I won't translate this so the Dutch may try to riddle it out what Dutch saying I just used): THIS STRIKES LIKE A PAIR OF TONGS ON A PIG! (All of it). (If you put it all in lower case Google Translate will come up with the correct phrase.... Cool, eh?) (What I wrote in caps doesn't make sense to you? Well that's actually what it means) :P

I'm a Belgian so I was like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 boyyy is it really that hard?! 😂😂

@abdisamadosman2437

5 жыл бұрын

Pauline De Wilde 😂😂😂

Meteen een klassieker hoor

... 2 grote bloemkolen onder aan de rug.

Most of this are songs that are made by comedians or for drunk partys

Oh nee. Er staat een paard in de gang ja ja ja een paard in de gang

1:29 Goed geïntegreerde jongen

Unfortunately, from this video I didn't get the real meaning of the phrases. Lots of laugh with no sense. Can someone explain the meaning, if it is possible?

@laurigiepmans

5 жыл бұрын

That is because there is no meaning hahaha. It is carnaval, those songs are made to not make sence, that is why it is funny to see them find some kind of meaning in it

@helenehuydecooper3534

5 жыл бұрын

They are all phrases from Carnaval songs. They are not supposed to have a real meaning. Though they may start having meaning if you are drunk enough. They are just meant to silly, rhiming and easy to remember.

er staat een paard in de gang!!!!! OMGGGG LEUKK

Well, what the hell was it?

er staat en paart in de gang

Paard in de gang, I’d guess mean you have to deal with something. Edit: and then you read the description and facepalm...

@johnps1670

5 жыл бұрын

No just a horse. kzread.info/dash/bejne/fWRkk6uqcduaqqw.html

@johnps1670

5 жыл бұрын

Years later the singer of this song had in real life cows in his garden. So there was another song. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eoCq1ap-l6_IqaQ.html

@kenji.mp4.1502

5 жыл бұрын

H O R S E I N T H E H A L L W A Y

Pls meaning van de zinnen .ik begrijp niks van

I'm dutch and even i dont know what the h*** this means

@freekmulder3662

5 жыл бұрын

It's a trick question. There are no deeper meanings, except maybe the Bloemkolen

ni idea, no se leer Holandes.

Do you like bloemkolen? No. Wait..

Er staat een paard in de gang

Carnaval🥳🥳🥳🥳

I'm Dutch, but I'm in school for 5 years. XD