When I say “GO” get ready to “WOAH”

@pastaroni8683

4 жыл бұрын

fusionfountain woah at him not me

@CrimsoNolf

4 жыл бұрын

Do you know how to woah? Nah Nah

@lazcentral4828

4 жыл бұрын

Willz __ don’t be mean :(

@truenickspivak

4 жыл бұрын

Willz __ I prefer these peeps over the ding and jool

@bethm5852

3 жыл бұрын

Willz __ This isn’t relevant to their comment at all?? Just go watch the videos with Ding Dong and Julian if you don’t like these guys.

Not gonna lie, Chris’ explanation that all members of a racing tournament get unlimited funds to build their own track explains so much about Kart Racers.

@Shift_Salt

3 жыл бұрын

Mario and Luigi make a good living as plumbers, Daisy, Bowser and Peach are royalty, everyone else gets a ton of money from their tax returns.

@yourehereforthatarentyou

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shift_Salt luigi is just straight up loaded after the luigis mansion games wario as well, after the wario land games

@johnnyvibezzz6372

3 жыл бұрын

I'm The Pup tax returns lmaoooo

@Jirbolicious

3 жыл бұрын

Johnny Herrera there’s big money in OTHER people’s tax returns.

@johnnyvibezzz6372

3 жыл бұрын

Super Blue Todd 😂😂😂😂

"he wasn't really a magician he was just a jew" lyle fucking slays me sometimes

@FriggOff361

2 жыл бұрын

Roachdog jr. nice to see you

@billbertbuzzums8166

2 жыл бұрын

Kinky

@atlas9344

2 жыл бұрын

Roachdog jr lives on through you

@VEE0034

Жыл бұрын

Who the fuck is roachdog jr

I love it when Chris played as Tomar on the famous Tomar Track

@TEEbrownProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Tomar Team Racing

@franzferdinand6315

4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 most iconic cart racing stages

@yack8947

4 жыл бұрын

@@franzferdinand6315

@andyukmonkey

3 жыл бұрын

I'm disgusted that he didn't even find any emeralds

@shmeebor2584

3 жыл бұрын

And then he threw a bomb at jaxie and there was a gruesome and gorey scene of her realistically exploding.

So many magical relics in this playthrough. The Orb, the Ankh, the Tomar...

@thebreadbringer9522

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmm... the ancient Tome of Mar...

@SlyHikari03

2 жыл бұрын

[streets of Cairo plays faintly in the background]

@Lucas-db2jq

Жыл бұрын

@@grantfamily3360 She's resting now.

@miguelbranquinho7235

3 ай бұрын

Tomar is a person, what are you actually blabbering?

I love how Chris is explaining Crash Lore to Lyle and Tomas throughout the video

@ME-ki7vq

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas

@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas

@yourehereforthatarentyou

3 жыл бұрын

@Heavy Metal Collector and his wife, Jaxxas A. Moto

@stupidstar4265

3 жыл бұрын

Thomas N. Tisemitism

@deviantknight7009

3 жыл бұрын

Looool

I grew up with just CTR and didn't know that there were other crash bandicoot games without cars, so it was pretty weird seeing gameplay footage of crash walking around.

@ThisIsCasioman

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. Crash Team Racing was my first Crash game, and I remember calling him "Naughty Dog", because of the intro. I don't think I played a Crash platformer until 2001

@dookiefingers8436

2 жыл бұрын

I wish i could walk

@Zackapo

2 жыл бұрын

@@dookiefingers8436 lol get rekt

@tropicalbreeze1164

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that kinda stuff as a kid: I can play Mario Kart 64 and drive around Congo Jungle, but then play DK 64 and run around acting like I just got out of my kart

@aconfusedlacroix3965

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

Look You, that’s tomar.

@DullPoints

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shoot. You right tho.

@DK-gw9lh

3 жыл бұрын

:O WOW!!!1! :D

@fjalartandri00

3 жыл бұрын

I like the detail of capitalizing "You" as if it was a name and not capitalizing "tomar"

When you want to go to heaven, but Aku Aku said: WRONG WAY

@jamiereecestanworth1341

4 жыл бұрын

He says ‘to access heaven, you need 10 boss keys’ 😂

58:55 The absolute maddest I've ever heard Chris get at anything on this channel, and I've been here a looong time.

@cinnagilae8259

3 жыл бұрын

I keep coming back to this moment

@vivianjames357

Жыл бұрын

It's so cathartic to hear 😃

@lancemartinez1130

Жыл бұрын

​@@vivianjames357I wanna hear chris getting is nails pried off with ice picks

"...The Orb?"

@JimberWumby

4 жыл бұрын

Let's discuss the orb

@yoghurtlord1745

4 жыл бұрын

The Great and Powerful Orb.

@jiornojiovanna5722

4 жыл бұрын

Who created this Orb we speak of?

@bethm5852

4 жыл бұрын

Tomer, the almighty one.

@shea8830

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, no, Zach made that orb

I still get a kick out of them not realizing that they bought the special edition that comes with nitros oxide unlocked at the beginning and also Chris getting pissed about the goblins and other characters from the other crash racing games.

@ChazMcRich1

2 жыл бұрын

@@perplexingpumpkin I think its the digital deluxe? You may be right

14:43 "Wait what does the beep do?" "It's just fun. *bEep beep!"* Chris's joy is a delightful thing

@jaycielle

2 жыл бұрын

You spelled that first "beep" absolutely perfectly, I'm unreasonably impressed by such a small thing

Lyle and Tomar: an underrated duo

Lyle’s bit about how Tomar drives reminds me of that one Goofy cartoon about road rage.

58:52 No matter if it's Mario Kart or this, getting combo'd into last place never gets old. The game is basically telling Chris he's not allowed to do the shortcut.

@artvandelay6351

2 жыл бұрын

⁹

@RapidVidsProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@artvandelay6351 why the fuck would u even say this. NOT cool

"I would convincingly believe in Mobility Mary to avoid taxes" might be my favorite Lyle quote

@XenothranHero

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD!

@bethm5852

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, she does seem the type.

anyone else notice at 29:48, on the right side, we find out that Julian’s dad *also* has a glass eye?

“Person of Super” is an underrated Tomar quote.

Tomar is a fun colorful character

@yoghurtlord1745

4 жыл бұрын

He's a funny little character

@Vaguer_Weevil

4 жыл бұрын

He's a funny little bandicoot

I'll always remember how Chris pronounces ahegao 35:07

Wish they'd come back to this, I wanna see their reactions to the GP characters and Chris actually playing as Zem and Zam and the CNK tracks.

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

4 жыл бұрын

I mean a quarter of the cnk roster is just goblins and the rest besides a couple like mash and big norm are very bland. The tracks on the other hand are fantastic now that their magnesis gimmicks are gone

@rambact5769

4 жыл бұрын

Mocha Tiki yeah that was really disappointing when I saw that was real

@yourehereforthatarentyou

3 жыл бұрын

@@rambact5769 thats what made me stop playing this game, i was super excited when it came out, but i dont have wifi at my house, and the coins or nitro points or whatever that you get from playing offline is a fucking drip feed and i refuse to pay for that shit fuck activision

"If someone has a problem with Tomar, I don't like em" gdi Lyle, so wholesome

1:50:37 It's pretty amazing that the disc he breaks is "Unbreakable"

8:26 Best part of this series

Can't believe they don't have the "Kim KardCrashian" skin for this

13:47 was genuinely sweet

@ghoulishtoad

Жыл бұрын

Could hear Tomar blush hes like teehee

Get out of my dreams, get into my kart

@RobbieRothschild

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe such harsh tones

I got an ad for therapy or something, and the timing was perfect. **ad** “I used to feel worthless. Like everything bad was my fault. Then my dad said **skips ad** wump start your engine!”

@thebreadbringer9522

2 жыл бұрын

"After I bought CTR as a wee child my father began exclusively talking like Cortex and never stopped."

@Soulraven2735

Жыл бұрын

@@thebreadbringer9522 Hey, at least your father became the lead singer for ASOAD

I love the playthroughs where chris really enjoys the game like hitman 2

"Houdini was a Jew." "Oh so he wasn't really a magician, he was just a Jew." I genuinely cried laughing 🤣

1:26:45 the N stands for *N Tigger*

Who knew the "Race Wars", "Join Antifa", and molotov cocktail comments would age so well just a few months later in mid 2020... true visionaries of our time.

@rambact5769

4 жыл бұрын

It’s been going on for long time, but I get where you’re coming from

@tatertot4224

4 жыл бұрын

anyone paying any amount of attention to the world around them for the past 1-10 years.

@truenickspivak

3 жыл бұрын

Jerry The Predator America is the only country, so why wouldn’t it be the most important

@yourehereforthatarentyou

3 жыл бұрын

@@truenickspivak likewise, texas is the only state in america

@truenickspivak

3 жыл бұрын

shortythecat of course

"Are bandicoots a type of dog?" "I guess" smh

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

4 жыл бұрын

I mean all of crashes skins are named after types of dogs so yeah lol

@heartbust4624

4 жыл бұрын

Rin Onishi the skunk, my favorite dog

I just love the reaction of the characters they guys don’t know in crash

at around 1:19:57, they start talking about how some older games you loved as a kid are harder now as an adult. No game for me encapsulates that theory more than Glover.

I love when Lyle references pregame discharge lore

1:18:15 I think there's a frame after the rocket blast where robot crunch is replaced with the normal crunch model.

i miss lyle and tomar combo....

When the big evil crash lookin guy tried to put the nut/bolt in the go cart and couldnt do it and got mad and smashed it with a hammer.. I felt that

@CrimsoNolf

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, Tiny Tiger? Yeah hes a big angry man

the explosion animations in this game are amazing

"I'm the you with no guts". Seems like it could be endlessly quotable in the right setting.

“I lOvE cRaSh BaNdIcOoT cAuSe He HaS pUrPlE oN hIs TeEtH” This has to be my favorite thing ever said by anyone.

@DonkeyKongJr

4 жыл бұрын

Can a homie get a time stamp

@overlordchemm3705

4 жыл бұрын

Dennis encarnacion 2:46 my man

@CandlelightChaos28v2

11 ай бұрын

😂 Mine, too! It has the same energy as Chris’s Teletubbies kid impression from the Ouya series.

@milobytz

8 күн бұрын

Something about the gasping afterward just kills me, the whole delivery is amazing 😂

This is my favorite racing game. I'm in the same boat as Chris. I grew up on CTR not Mario Cart. I'm hella pissed that I had beat Nitro Fueled 100% twice because after the first time my ps4's hard drive crashed and then I 100% it again and my hard drive crashed again after I finally got all the skins and karts I wanted. So if I boot it up now I'm back to square 1 and I dunno if I have it in me to 100% the game a 3rd time.

@barstoolblethins8428

2 жыл бұрын

Future boy here. Did you get s new PS4?

I don't think there's anything wrong with teaching CTR in schools seems fun, to me, anyway

1:42:59 that Impression of him was perfect ngl

"I watched a lot of Initial D I know what a drift is." I vibe with that Tomar

"Oh editor that's gotta stay in" *thumbs up* God I love that part.

Looking back on the fact this was 4 years ago, beginning to see where " THE ORB! " - in Pregame Discharge came from.

A brokenside reference… was not ready for that

@notveryniceatall

Ай бұрын

Get lost clapping seal

If Julian was here we all know he'd only race as his husbando. :u

National Puhskinti day is tomorrow!

@JimberWumby

4 жыл бұрын

Grab your plate and start to ate

@blitheringape5321

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so pissed my picture didn't get in I was standing in front of a CTR graffiti mural

If you collect all the emeralds, you unlock tomar as a playable character

My favorite thing Chris says is "wow"

I wish they played Crazy Frog Racing, genuinely a good game

I forgot about the Mobility Mary edits.

@yourehereforthatarentyou

3 жыл бұрын

oh my gooohhddd

Can we get a OneyPlays Animated of "Nitrous Oxide meets Nitrous Oxide in final race"

Hearing Lyle talk about how mount Everest works almost gave me an aneurism.

“I love crash bandicoot because he has purple on his teef and... uhhh...” 2:46

Woah Team Racing Plot: Racing the CEO of Racism

I'd love a clone of myself that improves its diet and lifestyle so that it gets in shape cause then I'd copy exactly what it did, it'd be perfect motivation since I'd actually see what to do and the benefits.

The trophy trollops are now racers, who knew?

last edit moment was golden

I jumped off a moving truck and hit my head when i was 4 and since then i have always heard a ringing/hissing sound. Its like an old television.

@popo237

4 жыл бұрын

I cracked my head open when I was 3 and now I got two trains of thought

@ghostburgers4284

4 жыл бұрын

Thats brutal, im sorry to hear that.

@popo237

4 жыл бұрын

@@ghostburgers4284 Nah it ain't that rough

Oh man this series was so funny, OneyPlays, and I still suggest that you boys should play the original Crash Team Racing :)

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that'd be similar to their playthrough of n'sane after the original trilogy

@NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan64

4 жыл бұрын

@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin Yes so it's kind of like that except the old game playthrough would be after the new one XD

Man, I haven't played video games in forever but this game makes me really want to play it

"The Orb"

@Whienzarth

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder who made it...

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

4 жыл бұрын

@@Whienzarth it's the result of n'gin farting. He creates neutrons of sorts that when thrown seek out any kart engines in the area besides your own. Yes I'm joking

1:50:35 Appreciate the disc they used. Big comedy brain.

As a matter of fact, yes the blue shell does nuke you if you use it in 1st place

@MimickFox

2 жыл бұрын

I've done that on MK7. Got the blue shell, raced my way up to first for the experiment, and yes, is you are in first and have a blue shell, it becomes a suicide button.

I know it's way too late now but you can dodge the missle by jumping when the arrows touch tips. You actually see Tiny Tiger jumping a rocket in like the first race

20:45 Tiny was the best in the original game. I always chose him. He just required skill. I was overlapping other racers in adventure mode.

@Jason-vo8td

2 жыл бұрын

lapping*

Gonna be honest. When I was little I thought Jak X was the main story game and the actual mainline games were the spin offs.

Man just watched the newer episode with Pac-Man 2 adventure thing and it continued to this...all my forgotten memories coming back. Glad I still have all these games, need to play them again.

I miss Lyle. Please come back to me

@Blue-df3zz

4 жыл бұрын

I miss his awkward humor

@WednesdayWorks

4 жыл бұрын

never thought i'd see the day

@SKULLEDBUICK

4 жыл бұрын

Watch Pregame Discharge, my fellow Everchild. You can hear his sweet truths once every week.

@RedAlchemist

4 жыл бұрын

No one misses Lyle and his shit jokes and too much talking.

@mommyslittlegamer9667

4 жыл бұрын

i feel like the early lyle episodes were a bit rough but he came into his own eventually. i really like the later episodes lyle was on and i'm a bit disappointed he hasnt been on in a while. like i'm sure he's doing other shit but ya know. a boy misses his lyle

I would love to smoke weed and slug down some diet sodas while playing Burnout Revenge for the PS2 with these guys

i know a revist might not be in the cards but i would love to see them react to the grand prix intro cutscenes and maybe play some of the new stuff

I didnt know you guys did crash playthroughs? Now ik what im gonna be doing these next 5 hours

1:48:45 okay the bear turning red got some creepypasta shit going on

I can’t believe they Zach in here as two characters.

The boosting in CTR felt so fantastic 😊 Still my favorite racing game

@LaserbeamXperience

Жыл бұрын

Having just recently 100% all the achievements, I absolutely agree

@DA-te7xe

Жыл бұрын

I want to make my own kart game, let me know if interested about it

48:59 Lyle inadvertently predicts Canada's political climate from 2020-21

Nitrous Oxide used to say he would make you all his "slaves" if he won. Now they say "minions", for some reason.

58:55 that was funny scream

After watching this I immediately knew I had to snatch up the remaster, I didn't even know that it had come out, I didn't know it was for the first game and the second game, I'm so hyped

Mayans still exist, they just arent an empire or whatever anymore

1:50:40 I enjoyed the fact that it was the disc for "Unbreakable".

I wish I was a make a wish kid so I could make an episode with them :(

@A_Black_Sheep94

3 жыл бұрын

I can make the first part happen if you want

@yourehereforthatarentyou

4 ай бұрын

sorry, you just spent your wish on giving yourself cancer, now you’ll never meet them

Still triggered at how he doesn't get the 10 wumpa fruit every race

Chris' Nixion Poltergeist girl impression still gets me

i enjoy how Cortex has strange miscolored 🤡clown🤡 hair .

In Mario Kart 8, if you use the blue shell in first, you do indeed nuke yourself

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing

Ah yes, that time Chris didn't realize he bought the special edition which unlocks a ton of stuff from the start. Such fun, too bad jackasses in suits decided to add microtransactions after all the great reviews. Such bitter shady business practices ruin an alright remake.

@redhotheadvt

4 жыл бұрын

One of the reasons I traded it in, wasn't a total loss though, got FE3H out of it 👍

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

@@redhotheadvt I downloaded it. Now it's an awkward blemish on my PlayStation. :/

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

@@stefanatli7769 sure but it's like if somebody made you a really nice meal, but after you take a few bites somebody spits on it. It's still good and you enjoyed it, but you don't really want to eat it anymore.

@Shift_Salt

4 жыл бұрын

@@stefanatli7769 Ok whatever. I'm upset they decided to add something stupid and specifically waited for the good reviews so it wouldn't show up in them. It's deceitful and really bad, especially since the target audience is mostly kids. Sorry I didn't get the perfect analogy, figured it got my point across well enough. Microtransactions = Bad.

@DarkCrusader27

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why people quit the game immediately after that happened. I have a majority of the content unlocked as is and I didn't have to spend a cent.

Is Aku Aku Grim from Billy and Mandy?

@SamuelJohnsonYT

4 жыл бұрын

The voice actor is

@Exkaiber

4 жыл бұрын

Game theory: Aku Aku is plank form Ed, Edd ‘n’ Eddy.

@jacquesistomin

4 жыл бұрын

@@Exkaiber gametheory: aku aku is crash from the future, each feather represents a memory

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile uka uka sounds like a black gospel church pastor

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

4 жыл бұрын

And its glorious

My favorite thing to do when I watch oneys compilations is to count the mid rolls

22:48 I don’t know why I died laughing when I heard him say “Are you crazy enough to race me?” 😂😂🤣🤣

10:12 The orb... 😵🤤

8:30 my favorite part

Chris being so adamant that drafting isn't called drafting made me seethe a little ngl

And right after this series was made, they implemented a ton of microtransactions into the game.

@VincentGordon

4 жыл бұрын

Big sad

@MundaneMuser

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously?

@mr.plasma.c3455

4 жыл бұрын

How sad

@Whienzarth

4 жыл бұрын

True and it was such a sneaky move but its not as bad as is anymore since they added a new race mode that gives big rewards. The Classic V made them do it but Beenox is slowly trying to undo/supplement it with alternative options.

Chris’s house is full of white hair because he’s slowly turning into a hyper realistic deformed version of his cartoon self