Chris- "Your teeth hurt because all you eat is rocks and candy." Julian- "I don't eat candy."

@matthewmorrison3745

4 жыл бұрын

It's all that rock hard DICK.

@DonkeyKongJr

3 жыл бұрын

Here come the Julian goron pics

@calvinrocco4505

3 жыл бұрын

I realize I'm quite randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to watch new series online ?

@calvinrocco4505

3 жыл бұрын

@Maurice Brock thank you, I signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I really appreciate it!!

@mauricebrock7569

3 жыл бұрын

@Calvin Rocco Happy to help =)

The Stink, The Meat and The Long.

@Knapperoni

5 жыл бұрын

You need a Long Man to be funny.

@bazzjedimaster

5 жыл бұрын

I always heard it as "lung" not "long"

@cubancreamking4392

5 жыл бұрын

bazz I think it’s lung too it’s just Chris’s funny Irishmin voice makes it sound like l o n g

@paulthoresen8241

4 жыл бұрын

@@cubancreamking4392 Longman makes far more sense than Lungman

@obiwanaj

4 жыл бұрын

The perfect chemistry

"Please understand, i am not a badass."

@redhotheadvt

5 жыл бұрын

"Get that god-dang thing outta there!"

@radiantgradient3167

5 жыл бұрын

SiMonster IM WORKIN ON IT

@theslowestpizza6762

5 жыл бұрын

“You better!”

@vaudeville-villain

5 жыл бұрын

“I’m cuttin’ down the Internet! Go wake up your mother, don’t bother me.”

@Matt-xl9us

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a gaybian

that kickstarter thing was the one funniest things ive ever heard

@nachosNipples

4 жыл бұрын

i think this is one of their best videos

@TheMartianrebel

4 жыл бұрын

Right after the stink, the meat and the long no less. Hit after hit with this series

@abom_ng9963

3 жыл бұрын

Ie em a boi end is rike praying wit mie yoi

@GrayFox_74

3 жыл бұрын

Every bit of it is the best thing to come out of this channel

@Mingo-Akuma

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

I'm only just now realizing at 1:19:02, when Chris says "She's an evil woman now!", Julian was right about to sing "Evil Woman" until Chris fell in the water

@TheTrustyHole

2 жыл бұрын

“ᵉᵛᶦˡ-oh my GOD”

@NicCounty

Жыл бұрын

i always thought he said “🐁🐴

45:40 an explanation of what separates oneyplays from all other let's play channels

@diegosanchezescobar2159

3 жыл бұрын

And being honest, an explanation of why his let's plays aren't as funny without the two gay cuties

@zurgb0t939

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegosanchezescobar2159 yup

@paulthoresen8241

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegosanchezescobar2159 Zach is always funny, and so is Corey, and anyone else from SleepyCabin.

@jamesbeddow2375

3 жыл бұрын

they all are lacking without the stinck

@bionicdragon5

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone keeps forgetting the lungman.

56:33 Chris randomly trying to recruit two gay men into joining the Alt-Right will never not be funny to me.

@mcgfn

4 жыл бұрын

I never considered that Ding Dong may in fact be gay too

@orangejoe2147

4 жыл бұрын

Shane M. He’s significantly more subtle about it cause he says it’s not important to his character

@selkzer3711

3 жыл бұрын

Shane M. They’ve been romantically together since 2015, Julian said on his tumblr

@mcgfn

3 жыл бұрын

S E L K Z E R wtf thats awesome

@Hazmatchris13

3 жыл бұрын

Considering how based Julian is, it’s possible lol

That single second at around 34:27 where Tiny is flying with that song from Toy Story is so fucking hilarious to me

@weenieboi3536

Жыл бұрын

lmao same, i dunno what it is.

@am_intrigued

10 ай бұрын

Strange things were happening to him And there was no doubt about it

they make fun of grade schoolers and all it accomplishes is reminding me that i am twenty, drinking and watching oneyplays.

@frickerrific2813

3 ай бұрын

How are things now pal?

@Themonkeymartin

Ай бұрын

Man I'm about to turn 60

@munchatize_me

12 күн бұрын

@@frickerrific2813 Worse

@frickerrific2813

12 күн бұрын

@@munchatize_me you’re not the guy

I just love the Kickstarter bit because of how wild it gets. With the swapping of the music, Ding Dong getting upset, Julian stuttering then heavy breathing when he’s given the controller just to pause when Chris starts his bit. I fucking love these three, OneyPlays just doesn’t feel the same with out them.

@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, I Think Zach Is Just A Worse Ding Dong

@sonicicecream8159

Жыл бұрын

@@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664 zach isn't trying to be anything like ding dong why would you compare them

@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicicecream8159 No Reason Really, I Just Think 83% Of His Humor Is "Haha Funee Scream" Which After The 4,286th Time *Is Not Funee* . I Just Think The Modern Cast Just Doesn't Add A Lot Or Work Well Off Each other, If You Don't Like My Opinion Then You Shouldn't Be On This Site

@sonicicecream8159

Жыл бұрын

@@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664 I never said I disliked your opinion, I’m just pointing out that your comparing two very different things, like a car and a toaster, yeah they’re both made of metal but other than that any similarities are most likely a coincidence, maybe you shouldn’t be on this site if you’re going to assume such things

@sinceyouruinedourfavoriteh2664

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicicecream8159 Did I Not Just Say I Find Ding Dongs Humor Is A Lot More Clever And Funny In *My Opinion?* I Was Not Comparing Them I Just Said I Like One Better. Please, Just Please, End This Argument, I Hate KZread Comment Section Arguments. *ESPECIALLY BEING IN ONE*

13:39 Ding Dong and Julian become one.

oneyplays hasn't been the same since jontron left

19:54 I love how Ding-Dong PERFECTLY replicates this noise

The sound Chris makes at 12:35 is so indescribable, it always kills me when I hear it

@kennynitro17

11 ай бұрын

The beat of silence right after is so fucking palpable

1:11:04 Chris's laugh sounds just like the first four notes of the simpsons intro.

Ding Dong: "That's why you don't know words!" Chris: "Yeah you're learning dumbass Dr. Suess words all day" Julian: "Splingdingulous" Possibly one of my favourite interactions of this series.

32:10 oh I didn't know they had Perfect Cell on a guest.

@bugsbin

3 жыл бұрын

Also at 2:20

@SeptemberRainOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think Crash said it as he was falling in the loading screen and it turns out Crash talks like a flamboyant snarky villain archetype, making Julian question his heroic animation powers lmao

I'm having a really hard time believing ding ding was outgoing enough to do karaoke

@orangejoe2147

3 жыл бұрын

That’s... actually a really good point lmao

Ah yes, the classic playthrough that taught us the Oney formula to comedy. Julian's the Stink, Chris is the Meat, and Ding Dong is the Long.

@josefinaz6834

5 ай бұрын

Oh my god - this entire time I thought they were calling Ding Dong "the Lung"

13:40 best Joolian and Dingus moment, they're so in sync, glad to know they love each other

@acosta-animations5606

4 жыл бұрын

@GOING_POSTAL666

4 жыл бұрын

*cough cough* dingdulian shipper *cough cough*

@leepicbaconman1553

4 жыл бұрын

【blonko!】not a shipper if it’s true

@orangejoe2147

4 жыл бұрын

【blonko!】 they were dating for a while Not sure if they are now tho

@handitover.

4 жыл бұрын

Same with 15:56 lol

18:05, what a godly voice, wow

@SpiritSnake1

5 жыл бұрын

Dude right?

@TheTrustyHole

5 жыл бұрын

Phonyk How does he do it?!

"Raunchy Forbes" is my favorite after dark news magazine.

47:21 the fabled kickstarter moment XD

0:43 i like to imagine this is how prehistoric humans invented language. just barfing out funny sounds until a word emerges.

"Mom... Why did dad poke you in the hole?"

@Hunterb0t12

5 жыл бұрын

Anthony Breznican “Mom... why did you break dad?@

@mathiasJUSTsvendsen

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hunterb0t12 ´Cause he was N gin

@trajanfidelis1532

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed harder than I should have

@funkymunky6647

2 ай бұрын

18:22

Rewatching this was actually kinda depressing. People treated DD and Julian like shit.

@huntercovarrubias6312

23 күн бұрын

And then they left and everyone all of the sudden started begging for their return

18:25 still the funniest moment ever for me

5:27 crash's feet are still inside the shoes

19:55 my favorite moment

@ZorbadTheGreat

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly the part I was looking for! Ty!

When they mentioned hydrophobia and arachnophobia, I thought of the word Iraqnaphobia and it gave me a little giggle.

@i_teleported_bread7404

Жыл бұрын

"Ahhh, an Arab!!!"

@Prosper_Dean

2 ай бұрын

Chris is just a little iraqnaphobic

At 25:42 you can see Tiny's hand clip through the table.

@jackrichardson4089

2 жыл бұрын

His innocent little hand

Love this new format guys I'm catching series I either missed entirely the first time or only saw in snippets. Plus it's fun to relive the Julian and Ding Dong years.

@mariar644

5 жыл бұрын

You mean they are not in the show anymore?

@scottfremin5102

5 жыл бұрын

@@mariar644 lately it's been these two other guys. I think Julian and Ding Dong took a break to work on other projects, from what I pieced together in other comments

@scottfremin5102

5 жыл бұрын

The new guys aren't bad necessarily, I just got used to the specific banter between Chris, Ding Dong and Julian since that was the "team" when I started watching.

@GOING_POSTAL666

4 жыл бұрын

@under20dollars i like the new boys, they can't compare to dd and Julian though.

@orangejoe2147

4 жыл бұрын

【blonko!】 Zach is pretty dang funny though

1:17:13 I always come back to that. Something about it gets a belly laugh out of me every time

19:30 literally every KoRn song

My highlights: 9:56 14:03 15:25 15:52 17:56 18:19 21:47 26:58 29:01 36:10 43:05 44:24 44:42 46:35 47:25 58:56 59:53 1:00:27 1:01:07 1:04:26 1:06:36 1:07:37 1:09:31 1:10:38 1:17:13 1:17:24 1:18:07 1:18:36 1:19:40 1:21:45 1:24:29 1:27:14 1:28:10 1:33:54

The Kickstarter skit was pure magic. Game grumps kept a straight face for theirs, but it eventually went into stale territory. Oneyplays skits and jokes can’t get old or stale because they never last that long.

@FoB952

5 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by stale territory? Just out of curiosity. I stopped watching them consistently.

@jacksonpercy8044

3 жыл бұрын

When did GameGrumps do a Kickstarter bit?

@Circuitssmith

3 жыл бұрын

@@FoB952 Also, sorry for not responding. The Game Grumps Kickstarter skit simply dragged on for a little too long.

@FoB952

3 жыл бұрын

@@Circuitssmith par for course for Game Grumps. They tend to beat jokes to death.

@wanderingrandomer

Жыл бұрын

@@jacksonpercy8044 I wanna say it was in their Last Guardian playthrough

43:20 "Wipe your stupid butt." "no." *Back to the Future theme crescendos* I can't properly explain how much I fucking love that bit. It's stupid as hell, but it always makes me laugh

@NicCounty

2 жыл бұрын

same here. also with ding dongs surprised response of “Jindu?!”

@GameyRaccoon

Жыл бұрын

@@NicCounty whenever i see the word hindu i think of it hehee

*Be quiet Julian, everything will be okay* *Mommy’s very proud of you*

@octavia8332

3 жыл бұрын

I’m scared of that voice ._.

I drew Crash in my notebook and then a couple hours later, Oney uploads this. I think I summoned this video

@redhotheadvt

5 жыл бұрын

This one guy in my school used to constantly draw the AC/DC logo and AK-47s ^^'

@SleepyTreant

5 жыл бұрын

@@redhotheadvt he sounds pretty cool and not dangerous at all

@redhotheadvt

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@Tukenfarben

5 жыл бұрын

I SUMMON YOU! CRASH BANDICOOT, SAVIOR OF THE WUMPA ISLANDS!

@chi6423

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, satan

“How come nobody ever hates me?” That is so Julian of Julian to say

I pulled out fries and Julian IMMEDIATELY said "Why does it smell like fries in here?" So uhh, anyone want some fries?

@shmeebor2584

5 жыл бұрын

LockerBuddy can I have some?

@gamernation1829

5 жыл бұрын

you just pulled em' out? cool. wish i could do that sometimes.

@midgetwaffles8635

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a year late, but i'll take what's left.

@leepicbaconman1553

4 жыл бұрын

Midget Waffles here have some of my grease

@reese3805

4 жыл бұрын

🍟

Hello, I’m a boy And I like Playing with my toy

@manuelc5786

4 жыл бұрын

Woah! Nice pic

@benschiemer

3 жыл бұрын

he says praying with my poy

@paceylaureano3331

3 жыл бұрын

@@benschiemer totally

I swear Chris favorite word is pasketti

@TheTrustyHole

4 жыл бұрын

wedum boise Any inherently funny word would be Chris’ favourite word

I really resonate with, "I'm going to suck on your fwee-fee," A quote with a merit that can only be championed by the sound of thudding that wasn't hooked to the audio channel

Dingdong being confused about names is really funny for some reason LMAO "hindu??" "Randall...?"

01:18:36 I keep coming back to this series for this one gem from Chris

@The_P.O.P

22 күн бұрын

I'd lol too

I remember this game! When my parents got it for me, I put it in the PS2 and it always claimed that it was unformatted and I could only make it work like 1 in every 15-20 times I restarted the console. It was also the only game disk we ever owned that had a blue bottom instead of the standard silver one, which convinced 11 year old me for my entire life that disks with blue bottoms were fake disks that didn't work right. Seeing that their gamecube version was just as broken feels like it has freed me from some blue bottom disk hating purgatory.

@m.f.3347

2 жыл бұрын

the blue bottom disk was because it was a "platinum edition" (basically they would reprint certain games with a price discount)

@Flameb0

Жыл бұрын

@@m.f.3347 lmao no... blue disks are cds, silvers are dvds.

@queencancerous5332

Жыл бұрын

Blue disc PS2 games are CD Roms and not the standard DVD format

@TheMGMfan

6 ай бұрын

Actually, I think it's possible the issues you had could've been due to it being on a blue disc; not because they're bootlegs, blue discs are official, but because they're actually CD-ROMs, which was an option for PS2 games with smaller file sizes, and Wrath of Cortex was one of those games. From what I've heard, some PS2s may have problems reading CD-ROMs; I'm not entirely sure on the specifics, but that might be why your game didn't work. Then again, I don't have enough experience with the PS2 to know if it saying that the disc was unformatted is normal in that scenario. As for why they got that "Game Disc could not be read" error so much when playing it on GameCube, that's likely because the disc itself was badly scratched or something; in my experience, if a GameCube game were to run into an error, it would either show a different message saying "an error has occurred", or just crash.

@bradams1854

6 ай бұрын

@@TheMGMfan Its honestly hard to say, as it seemed like the PS2 (or at least my experience with it) was that it pretty much gave that format error as a catchall anytime it didn't wanna read the disk for almost any reason. I was just so young that I rationalized it as the blue bottom being the issue lol.

This is the series Julian strangled ding dong to death in a fit of rage, R.I.P Ding Dang

@gamernation1829

5 жыл бұрын

rip dingdongvg

to think so many iconic moments came from this one series.

24:52 I fucking love dindog reaction omfg

Wrath of cortex? More like "shoes that breathe, Goretex"

I forgot how deranged this series got as it went on and how many classic moments were in here, my face hurts from laughing

"Tiny was flying one of the planes" *tiny flies by to the toy story theme*

@shaynehughes6645

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't though, it was the strange song

I like when DingDong and Julian fused at 13:40

@blargofallblargs3939

2 жыл бұрын

DingDolian?

3:46 Crash blinking looks like he's on meth

Poor Coco, they made her look like an actual 5 year old compared to 2 and 3 where she looked teenish.

Oney should've been on KZread Rewind

@DonaldFromKingdomHearts

5 жыл бұрын

Nah Rewind sucks. I'm glad it's got nothing to do with these beautiful bois.

@seraxx1973

5 жыл бұрын

KZread only want family friendly channels on there. Oney’s a naughty boi.

@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace

4 жыл бұрын

Oney is a beautiful beast, he needs to be free and stay chained in the game grumps basement.

"Roncini" is actually a word in my dialect lmao is when something is made in poor quality

@orangejoe2147

4 жыл бұрын

Quite fitting

Timestamps for each level 4:44 Artic Antics 18:30 Tornado Alley 21:07 Bamboozled 27:17 Artic Antics 32:35 Tornado Alley 35:11 Bamboozled 37:40 Wizards and Lizards 43:23 Compactor Reactor 50:20 Rumble in the Rocks 54:46 Jungle Rumble 1:03:16 Sea Shell Shenanigans 1:11:43 Banzai Bonsai 1:20:23 That Sinking Feeling 1:22:27 H2 Oh No 1:31:33 Drain Damage

I LOVE YOU, JULIAN.

I hate Julian because i can never have him.

I’m glad with how quiet this is, I can still listen to it as I sleep but still hear the boys tell a funny joke

I'm glad they got propellers for marbles now

@redhotheadvt

5 жыл бұрын

Me too makes travel way easier ^^

@redhotheadvt

5 жыл бұрын

+ggKismet get an exorcist!

@jon888ish

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. They didnt have them when I was growing up

@stinkstank9807

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are very funny

@GameyRaccoon

5 жыл бұрын

They didnt have em when i was growin up.

54:19 thanks for the shout-out Julian

The little evil guy with the orange hair and a half-metal face reminds me of Tim Burton stuff. He's my favorite.

@informernillson4617

4 жыл бұрын

That's N. Gin. He's my favourite character as well. He's weird, but oddly charming. I can see why he reminds you of Tim Burton stuff. ^^

@Oceanmachine27

3 жыл бұрын

He's also Julian's father

@ALIEN-DUDE

11 ай бұрын

That's my uncle, he was never the same since the "rocket accident"

This is the game I always played with my brother, oh man. That intro music is so nostalgic

Just skipped into them playing a ukulele while advertising something and I can't stop laughing

@Saiaxs

5 жыл бұрын

It was a guitar and a xylophone mocking Kickstarter videos

48:50 starts one of Julian's best laughing fits to date.

55% of this was "this game sucks" and I love it

Every time I come back to this it sounds like he's saying "Oh mY gOd It'S GiNgiViTiS"

The middle of Cortex's face being an E-pole makes me rationally angry.

Friendship ended with Ronchini. Now Hindu is my best friend.

"Resident gross person" Aw, Joolian, you ain't gross You're just too unique for some folks

@ginogatash4030

4 жыл бұрын

that sounds like a less popular version of "you're special".

@leepicbaconman1553

4 жыл бұрын

Gino Gatash it’s the special way of saying “your special”

I always default to watching the Crash complete videos before sleeping. I love them so much.

@cameronmills3599

2 жыл бұрын

Its bizarre how easy it is to fall asleep to constant screaming and really gross jokes and hypotheticals

@timothyfinn3619

Жыл бұрын

Jim Cummings would come down from the heavens and sing the opening to the scrapped Crash cartoon

"You guys wanna join the Alt-Right?" "I knew this day would come."

@jahron105

3 жыл бұрын

one of my favorite Julian quotes, he sounds so sincere

I really appreciate these compilations. Thanks Chris!

@jobdylan5782

5 жыл бұрын

Chris said he hates you

Wrath of Cortex more like Rash of Cortex, C?

@spinebiscuit1139

4 жыл бұрын

Thats a good one boi

@morningcoffeecat2271

3 жыл бұрын

C?

God, listening to them mock the Star Wars prequels is glorious

"They must have let the neighbor do the voice acting" Biff from Back to the Future: *knocks* "...Helloooooooo? Hello, is anybody home????"

the kickstarter narration thing had me in tears, more of this please

Draw Julian in a diaper.

My older sister introduced me to this game when I was a wee little lad and I still like this game today despite it being shit apparently.

The whiny Anakin bits are my favorite

Top oney funnee moments 1.Kickstarter for the night of your life 2. DOX HIM NOT ME 3. *only eggs will sustain me*

i will always stand by it. I love everything bout this game, make-a me happy and nostalgia-y

At 11:40 I thought the tribal wood's shadow was a black worm on my screen. My heart froze.

@CaptainHalibut

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why, but that sounds like something Zach or Chris would say on this show; “What if there was a little creaking squealing black worm on your screen?” “My heart would pitter-patter in fright!”

@cheetoschrist5685

4 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainHalibut what if there was a lil creature, a lil small tiny character strolling along your display

45:35 The dynamic 46:43 Kickstarter music

48:29 Still my favorite bit to date

I'm pretty sure those old god rays shining in through the windows were just planes with some alpha transparency, and that's pretty performant

Two years watching OneyPlays and just now i discovered Julian is a furry... even after he directly said it almost 40 times

Anything: happens Julian: *WHEEZE*

46:52 You're welcome

The first elemental is voiced by Biff from Back to the Future

I grew up playing this game and I love it

48:42 thru 48:52 were SO HILARIOUS!

Rayman Origins' underwater levels are an absolute joy to play. I know this doesn't help make this game fun, but I thought I'd be that guy.

the kickstarter bit is amazing

The character designs look like they came straight out of a flash game. The ones that are bootlegs of famous IP's.

apparently universal made them scrap all their work and start over 12 months before release

1:21:52 This part always makes me laugh my ass off for some reason.