You have no idea how happy I am to find Seagal reaction videos haha. Hes so insane.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

He is absolutely ridiculous and i love it!! That's why i have so many videos reacting to him, it's very entertaining lol

I was a teenager in the 90's and remember me and my friends laughing at Steven and hes constipated frown and serious lack of acting skills when he was at the top of his career. We still use several of his amazing oneliners even to this day so when these really bad, direct to video, pieces of gold started to appear in the DVD sales bins I jumped on the chance to experience the glory of Steven again. I particularly remember this one, I think I picked it up in 2004 or something and I was so intrigued by the fact that he had someone double as him in so many places. I remember this starting me and my friends to play the "Spot The Obvious Double" game and it has continued since then. I remember there being a string of these movies where he simply didn't bother to show up to shoot some scenes and they probably had to film them with whomever happened to be willing to wear a wig and Steven's oversized clothes. It was hilariously bad. Never has there been a man with less self awareness, I mean he is never playing a role, he is just Steven Seagal, on set and saying some lines or aikidoing and shoot some bad guys. He is not an actor, he just simply is Steven, himself inserted into whatever movie he's in. So nobody can call him a bad actor because he never acts and thus you could call him the "Realest Man In Cinema" to date but the real kicker is that Steven doesn't see himself as others do so this whole thing becomes a joke that everyone in the world is in on but Steven. But what I actually came here to say was that I just got your videos recommended to me the other day and have watched a few of your commentaries and rekindled my memories of these old gems. You say some funny things really well, good job! Very entertaining, gonna have to sub.

"One of Steven Seagal's worst movies" can be the title for well, all of his movies. LOL! Love the Seagal content dude, comedy gold!

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah now i wanna use that title for every seagal movie i watch for the meme. Im happy you guys are enjoying these videos, I'll keep the segal content flowing!

@djcease1996

3 жыл бұрын

His first 5 films were masterpieces of the action genre.

@ookdagook3047

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Steven Segal don't make horrible movie...

this film is ludicrous even by Segal's standards! it is amazing though how all the 'actors' act so unnaturally. this film would bore a dead person.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Seagal standards hahah his bar is even lower now. Most of his movies barely feature him in it!! That's how lazy he is now

I found a new fascination for Steven ever since Jontron's video Then i found your channel and BOY ! I've been laughing my ass off for 4h now Great work my man

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

I love Jontron's stuff and his video was amazing. Thank you so much dude, im so glad people are enjoying my vidoes!

Ok I started a YT channel to do vlogs of my travels and somehow found this channel. You've found your calling bro, this stuff is pure gold! Seagal's first 5 movies are legendary action flicks, but his material after that are the gems that will provide you with years of content, legit!

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much bro!! I appreciate the awesome comment and thanks for the suggestions for movies!

39:14 That final scene really gave meaning to the movie for me!! Seagal half asleep on the top of a shitty boat cruising on the saddest river ever. After having been friendzoned.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo that's def the best way to look at it

I've gotten so bored with utube. But I love these seagal movie/show breakdowns! Wish there were hundreds of these as I've almost watched them all! Ur hilarious bro! Brighten my day for sure! Thank u!

Your videos are absolutely hilarious and I love me some segal bingeing. So glad your channel showed up on my feed! Subbed

Damn, man! Such a hilarious review! 😂 Thank you for good mood 🙏🏻

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the awesome comment!

Only time you would see Seagal do a real fight today is if you’re ahead of him at a fast food joint. He wouldn’t fight you, he’d just fight to waddle to the front of the line.

"He is pissing all over the place right now" hahaha

I would love to see you do other movies in this style of video. Like for real, you are so funny and you rival some of the best creators. I think you could definitely do stuff like Kurtis Conner, Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden.

Also worth the wait man! Watched the whole thing through and through

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks dude! That's awesome to hear

32:57 yeah dude, "Smoking kills" great , funny content dude ! I love it

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you bro! Im so happy you guys are even liking the longer steven videos (his movies) will keep doing them!

Interesting movie commentary！I like your video!

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

@yuhengli643

3 ай бұрын

5:19 “That’s not Steven, you can’t fool me, that’s not Steven Bro, look at the side of his face!!” lol Still can't stop myself from laughing when watching this after 2 years hahahaha 😆

You need to watch the asian connection, he is trapped between different ethnicities it’s hilarious! Great video btw!

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you dude. I'll add it on the list for sure! Sounds like it would be really funny!

I've never seen this Seagal movie...but now I kind of want to! Great job man!!

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah it's not bad if you dont take it seriously. Thank you dude!!

Miss you man, any plan on doing more movies? (Doesn't have to be Seagal movies) I've been watching your stephen seagal movies every night to fall asleep, I know its weird but it works:)

Bless you, and bless your channel. I laughed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to hard at this video.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Aw thank you so much!!

One thing that makes Steven's movies so unrealistic, besides diving out windows mid-piss while a carboard box annihilates the entire building including the mercenary, who survives that annihilation,....I lost my train of thought...oh yeah, Steven never gets injured. WHY? WHY YOU NO GET INJURED? That papercut at the end of Under Siege don't count, Sir. lol

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Im so sure he has it in his contract that he cannot get hit. We will see if this theory stays true when we go through his movies. The only movie he got his ass beat was vs mike tyson in a chinese movie but that was done behind his back. I'll def make a video on it

@ManiacsWorld

3 жыл бұрын

@@FAQ4201 He did get punched in the nose (or mouth) and bloodied in Glimmer Man, but that's about it I think lol!

Them: hey do you want to be in a Steven Seagal movie? Me: nah I’mma head out.

Love your video's of Steven Seagal LMAO!!!😂😂😂 Lawman! I Love Steven! Greetings from Amsterdam Netherlands

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks alot dude! I love Amsterdam! I spent a few king's days there lol can't wait to go back.

@lesleyhulshoff6563

3 жыл бұрын

O really? That's great!👍It's a lot of fun Amsterdam!😆I'm proud of my hometown!😇 Maybe we can Hang-out together someday smoke some weed, and talk about Steven Seagal-shit!🤣🤣

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Ya bro Amsterdam is so much fun! Hopefully it wont be long till my next visit. I'd be down to meet and smoke for sure!

19:50, the absolute worst professional killer ever. He smokes and gets smoked by a pump shotgun

I don't normally like reaction videos but yours is entertaining

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you dude! If someone who doesn't like reaction videos likes my 40+ min one that's awesome!!

@Ridders-yh4nf

3 жыл бұрын

It's because you made it entertaining and fun to watch unlike some who just shout and scream

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks alot bro!

That little box must've had a low yield nuke in it.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Love your work dude :)

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you bro! I really appreciate it

Great video

I think you need to put a bunch of slow-mos in a Steven Seagal movie, that way when you see him run, or fight, or move you’ll be like, wait, is that as fast as Steven can move or is this another slow-mo moment?

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha and it prob helps to increase the movie's runtime since their story, acting and dialogue is all trash lol

Sometimes when I have trouble getting to sleep at night, in bed with my laptop, I will load up a Seagal video from 20xx that I have checked out and found it crap, stick my headphones on, and quite quickly fall asleep, and don't really care what it is about. Much better than taking a sleeping pill....:)

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

What a great idea hahaha as long as the sound mixing isn't terrible and the explosions wake u up

@Trillock-hy1cf

2 жыл бұрын

@@FAQ4201 I just turn down the volume so I can just hear it, as i just want some background noise, to make me nod off.....:)

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Dope!! Hahaha

He fell on some hay and some boxes and is acting like he got shot. Meanwhile, the guy who got shot is acting like he fell on some hay and some boxes.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

Don’t forget us when you hit one million. 🏋️‍♀️

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

I wont bro!

Great stuff

Steven Seagal NEVER gets hit in fight scene 😎

3.4 isnt that bad of a rating for how bad Steven's movies are lmoa

I counted over a dozen sound effects that I recognized from Half-Life 2 in the movie.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

For real?? Hahah

There are no bad Seagal movies . They are all classics!!!!

DEFINITELY see his latest film, General Commander. It's fuckin gold

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

I'll put it on the list!

I didn’t know about this seagull movie. I mean Seagal movie.. I’ll check it out.. have a good laugh.. I like the taking itself super seriously action scenes with techno music.. big late 90s nostalge eye arghh

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Hell ya man, there are so many movies of his I've never seen. They are a joy to watch!

Frenchy! Bro your grate keep this shit real bro..don't hold back man, when you get more subs and people start complaining fuk them..

I loved Seagal's first 6 or so films.... it's astonishing how he both let himself completely go and how dog shit bad the movies became. It's like it's not even the same person from Above The Law.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah at least he used to try back in the day. Now he needs a stunt double to just stand for him looool

@aikidoboynj

2 жыл бұрын

@@FAQ4201 You think you'll ever do a review of some of his earlier movies?

If you have not already, please do a review of the Patriot with Steven Seagal. It had nice moments. But there were two things that really stood out that just seemed out of place. There was a scene where Frank threw a handful of dynamite, blowing up two vehicles. Frank is doing his victory dance and gets shot buy a survivor of the Dynamite blast. If I were the guy on the ground that survived I would play dead. What's the point in taking shots when you're outnumbered on the ground and wounded. Bad guy shoots Frank Frank dies. Stephen shoots the bad guy bad guy dies. What's the point? Next detail I'm sure there's more but I haven't research the film enough yet. The very end when teams went out to painstakingly Harvest flowers that were the magic cure for the disease, instead of taking the flowers that were harvested to the laboratory and processed properly by the doctors, they opened up the helicopter doors and let the flowers fly everywhere to the ground. People were picking up the flowers individually and sweeping them up getting flowers and dirt and God knows what else. How would these people know what to do with these flowers? And why were there flowers flying out of the helicopters going behind buildings in the gutter hanging up in trees and spider webs and so forth? I am still baffled why the director would allow that. I'm not a director of a movie and I can see that's absolutely stupid. Then there is the scene where Floyd tells one of his Patriots to capture Stevens daughter who has the immunity, to shoot her and plug the hole because they need the blood. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard or seen in a movie. Shame on the director for that one. Steven is a fine martial artist we have to give him that. Thank you for shedding light on these very important movie fauxpaws.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

I just checked out the trailer.....Seagal the doctor? Im in hahah thanks for the reccomendation. I added the movie to my list

Easter egg.. the zippo? He pick pocketed from frenchie before he killed him, also he waited for him to have a last cigarette before doing it, how nice of him right?.. Also he didn't intend to kill him until the third time because he knew he would be pivotal later.. Also he knew frenchie had another backup lighter or he wouldn't have taken it. Another Easter egg is during the part where he killed the two guys with one bullet it's hard to tell but he actually ricocheted the projectile off of the guys spine to hit the second guy, think of it like a bank shot in pool. There's plenty more hidden throughout the movie but you have to use your imagination and keep in mind that Steven is all knowing because he is extraterrestrial, his powers reside in the mullet..

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo ofcourse!! The bullet ricocheted off one guard to kill the other....genius!! Steven is so considerate with frenchies last cigarette lol this movie has so many layerssss.

Dude u make me piss myself laughing 😅

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

That's what i like to hear! Hahah

"Feel lucky?"...That line was bastardized from a Clint Eastwood movie. A classic line where Eastwood says, "Feeling lucky?" :-)

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Seagal looking like a real punk stealing all these things hahah

So Seagal needs a stunt double for talking too? Wow!

"...came in like the mist."

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

Oh my God Steven seagal just became my favorite actor hahaha

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Same!!! Hahaha

Nice alligator Mahmoud.

As a fan of the UFC and mma in general I would PAY to see someone try that slapping shit that Sausage Seagal does in a cage fight. 😭😂

Cmon man!…can’t believe You didn’t talk about the tiny boat at the end..wtf was even that! Steven: Did you get the yacht I asked for the final shot? Director: Mmm, well sort of..I need you to stay calm and have an open mind Steven…(Director points to tiny boat). Steven: … (pulls prop gun on director) Director: We’ve been over this Steven, it’s not a real gun, and we blew most of our budget on explosions. Steven: … ok ima make this work…( Steven walks off muttering something to his prop gun) Director: Quickly guys , run and get as much weight as you can find, and load it into the back of that boat.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo i know, it had been 2 hours and i think i was burnt out. But y'all making up for it with these comments hahahah

You are hilarious. Bravo.

More high stakes patty cake with Steven Seagal!

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal, black belt in aikido and master of patty cake....he's been playing patty cake for over 60 years

You should play among us and if you need another player for your squad I'm down lmao

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

I've been trying to play just for fun and it disconnects alot for me i dont know why. Awesome game though, so much fun

@TruOnyxfire

3 жыл бұрын

What in the holy fuck does this comment have to do with this video?

Bwahahahahahaha, he jumped through the window, did he put his d back, is he pissing all over the floor ... My man asking the right qs

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah, scene continuity is important!!

You've got way too much Seagul tolerance, it's just not healthy!

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha it's like crack....i know its not good for me but i cant enough of it

This movie probably did awesome numbers in India.

Either Seagal is absolutely huge...not just fat but like twice the size of Shaq....or that's a really small boat he's riding at the end. Where is he, Disneyland?

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo he is def a big guy but man he looked stupid in that boat! Get him a bigger boat ffs

2 questions: who’s in charge of the soundtrack cuz it’s bad ass and 2:why does the Steven voice overs sound like Alec Baldwin 😂

i dont wna be the guy to change that Like number from 420 bro...im sorry...good stuff tho.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah i respect that man and thank you!

To be real,it looks like a very good action movie.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

To each their own lol

The side of his face? How about that double only weighs 1/3 of what Seagal weighs?

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

20:03 ...Lets see how dramatic his death is...lol you funny Sketchorma

I have been following Steven seagull's take down by various people and l have only 1 question today. How the hell is he allowed to produce or even act in movies?

09:38 dude sounds like Hannibal Lecter

his last best decent movie is Exit Wounds

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Love that movie, DMX was awesome in that movie too

Why do they always throw their Zippo lighter into whatever liquid to start the fire? Those fuckers are expensive.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Cause it's badass why else?! Hahah 80's action tropes man lol

Nice

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Nicceeee

@alexwittman1743

3 жыл бұрын

Nnnniiiiiiccccccceeeeee! Good videos

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

My man!

35:39 why in the hell would he need a double to just stand there and look away? 😄😆🤦🏽

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Right? It's so ridiculous sometimes

He's the laziest actor ever lool he's using doubles for nearly everything now 😭😂 And why the hell does Frenchie (who's running around like nothing happened after taking a shotgun to the gut) have a cigarette in his mouth in literally EVERY scene? Lol

You know, the bad guy who ignited the bomb could've done that AT ANY TIME within that mansion. Wtf, Steven is just lucky he was at a window, I guess XD

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Looool never even thought of that! Bad guys on Seagal movies are so considerate

@rjmacready5151

Жыл бұрын

Plus, it only had to kill the person opening it, not blow everyone in the bus station up.

Why did the disc explode?

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know hahah they never mentioned anything about it. Who knows....maybe it had a virus lol

He will kneel before Christ Jesus like all of us

Steven Segul is the greatest movie star in history and anyone that speaks negatively about him is very bad person.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@joeygonzo

2 жыл бұрын

Seagull ?

The guy overdubbing seagal lines sounds more like Someone trying to impersonate Elias Toufexis than seagal. Deus ex soundin ass

Your gonna have to call the Builders.. blown up a warehouse.. smashed loads of windows??😳🙄☝️.. your gonna need a structural report after that explosion??😳.. and that’s not cheap...!!! This is distructive... anyone over the age of 65... will not understand this film.. I’m 57.. and I’m struggling!🤔..... I mean what did that poor girl on the service desk do wrong..?? Did she put her make up in wrong??? She was blown away!!!😳😲... what a waste of lufe😔...

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah the movie a just a mess....best not to think about it too much lol

Your videos are funny dude. Steven seagull is a Muppet.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you bro!

26:26 they were the "special" forces 🤪

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

"Special" indeed hahahah

@ajaystephen869

2 жыл бұрын

@@FAQ4201 🤣🤣🤣

So there is a cd that explodes on contact. And his voice is dubbed part way. See what this proves is Seagal may be into making films. But he was prioritizing diversity before anyone. This movies esg score must be off the charts. What he does, he does for the greater good. What else would the buddah do?

3:40 someone watched Jeff the killer (His was bleach with fire but eh pretty close) 7:00 that edit... its giving me a headache for real 9:35 ish .. I need that voice to put me to sleep

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah i agree with all ur points

No stunt doubles or body guards or Russian amnesty

Seagal should have been Cartman and you know it.

@FAQ4201

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha damn it ur right!!! Didn't even think about that

Yeah have to put some crap on Steven Segil

😂😂😂😂

Some alcohol does burn like that actually... plus its Russia so im sure they got some shit that'll definitely catch fire like that

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what? What drinking alcohol catches fire like that? I didn't know that

cut that sh@t down to ten to fiteen and we all good

Why is seagal always whispering, Did Bruce Lee kick Him in the throat?

A lil BBQ

It`s like a 3rd person shooter on very easy, with aim assist on

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Looool for real!

The real superstar is Sketchorama

Steven must have used dove loads

They had a stunt double cause Steven seagulls 2 fat to run.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he couldn't run, push a person....what can he do then??

While opinions of his films are something no one probably cares too much about, you are one of the reasons social media and the internet can be so offensive

@madmax19furyroad22

Жыл бұрын

He has al the rights beeing offensive. Seagal is a fucking jokr

Bottom line Seagul should move to Russia and be gone

I'm not picking on him but who cal like a person who worships himself

What's with the jumping around camera ? You ain't 18 lad .

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand what you mean

@bensmith5288

3 жыл бұрын

The zooming in and out and shaking around like you are opening fifa packs .

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

That's just how i like to make my videos, I'm not W2S levels but i like those edits it keeps from being boring

Couldn't be worse than Ticker...that was lame! Has anyone noticed that ugly looking watch he wears at 38:58🤮⌚

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Loool i have ticker as my 3rd seagal movie to watch. Never seen it. Should i make a video on it? Or not worth it?

@mb3558

3 жыл бұрын

@@FAQ4201 It would make an interesting video. It would have to be his first where he used body doubles and crappy voice dub over.

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh the origin of his bad movies, i will definitely make a video on it

Steven looks pregnant

@FAQ4201

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah steven has the body of a person that drowned and washed up on land days later