One Minute of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok
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The ways dad jokes differ from other jokes and indeed other forms of humor can be telling. (Humor researchers caution us most earnestly that if we dare to dissect why a joke is even funny, it'll take all the humor out of it. But since dad jokes are mostly not very funny anyway, I think we can take a chance).
What Makes a Joke Funny?
On the face of it we may think of jokes as fun and games, a way to make others laugh from delight and surprise. Humor has been shown to bring people closer socially and relieve the stress of negative situations. Jokes have an undeniable power to reveal truths and create a rapport.
Then again, Freud famously argued that jokes were a socially acceptable form
of hostility and aggression. Successful joke telling can form a bond between the teller and the audience, but sometimes they are banded together against the butt of the joke. It turns out the social forces that drive our use of jokes, while they may improve our moods, aren't always a laughing matter.
Topics that are usually too inappropriate to discuss in certain polite circles can be comedy gold to others: people falling and hurting themselves; people's personal traits such as weight, height, hair color, or ethnicities; even taboo or sexual subjects. Jokes can reinforce conservative, conventional views of what's considered normal."The racist can safely broach a taboo subject by making a nasty remark cloaked in humor-that is, to use humor as a testing device," notes Peter Farb. The listener can show whether they find it acceptable by laughing, or not.
What makes a thing funny? At its core, humor seems to be all about incongruity. Comic situations set up a context where something is marked or out of place. This oddness, far different to what we were led to expect or what we blithely assume is normal, is what makes things funny. The joke par excellence has to be cleverly original, yet not too clever that no one can get it. Telling a good joke needs a delicate balance.
Successful jokes, especially when new to the listener, can increase the social status of the teller in the hierarchy of a group, allowing them control over the social interaction. If you're a good comedian, people are going to give you more opportunities to tell jokes. The performance of joke telling actually usurps the normal turn-taking customs of conversation by reserving the right to speak and forcing listeners to play along with the format of the joke (for example in a knock-knock joke or riddle). For the time of the joke, it's an exercise in defining a reality that is "fiercely conservative," according to some researchers, maintaining our conventional views of the world by laughing at what's different. laughter you laugh you lose
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Alternative punchline for the dog & scrabble tiles: Vet took x-rays and said his next bowel movement could spell disaster.
@adammaccallum9245
Жыл бұрын
Or his next vowel movement....I'll see my self out, good day sir.
@robvlob
Жыл бұрын
I like that punchline better.
@nicdavis1202
Жыл бұрын
But, you only get 7 letters. Dog’s been cheating.
@robvlob
Жыл бұрын
@@nicdavis1202 I bet he feels regret somewhere in there.
@PAKallman
Жыл бұрын
@@nicdavis1202 ate a whole bag is the set up
The dad who memorized the root of 666 deserves a prize
@morganh2800
Жыл бұрын
I had to watch it again just so i could stop it and write it down. Lol
@sunstruckfarms4489
Жыл бұрын
@@morganh2800 same
@Pichus08
Жыл бұрын
Quickly checked... deamn, it is really root of evil! 😅
@gregholl5011
Жыл бұрын
which root? there's square root, cube root etcetera.
@jessekitchens3364
Жыл бұрын
I'm not too unsure that couldn't have been on the inside of those ridiculous glasses 😂 but still savage
True story: it’s actually illegal to eat Scrabble tiles. Repeat offenders could end up with a long sentence.
@jamesmcinnis208
Жыл бұрын
"actually"
@livywithane
Жыл бұрын
😭
@lowresmember2880
Жыл бұрын
Damn bro,this one good 😂
@bigolomofe415
Жыл бұрын
Yo...😂
@mckenziethorburn3587
Жыл бұрын
Took me far too long to realise
I was crying at a local bar yesterday. The bartender asked me what's the matter. I told him my wife said she's not gona talk to me for a month. Bartender said that's not so bad. I said, it is. Today's the end of the month.
@bestboss5
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂.. permission to plagiarize🙏🙏
@burzum8312
Жыл бұрын
@@bestboss5 Lol none needed
@Zin_Zum
10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@outsidlookingconcerned
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Happy-American
7 ай бұрын
Just get a divorce 😂
The delivery on the "Thanks for nothing" line was executed to perfection.
@damnedtolive9121
Жыл бұрын
10/10 ran immediately to the comments section
@johngregory9253
Жыл бұрын
😂
@TheAnnoyingBoss
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the root of all evil is actually the love of money. The money isn't evil, the love of the money is the root of the evil.
@albertweikel9032
Жыл бұрын
that line killed me!....🤣
@badcornflakes6374
Жыл бұрын
That's your dad after a hard day's work drinking a beer in the garage
“I don’t want to interrupt her” 🤣🤣holy fuck
@RedEyedJedi
Жыл бұрын
That was the best joke out of the lot of them because it's true 😂
@99Yeti
11 ай бұрын
I don’t understand it
@KoarTCN
11 ай бұрын
@@99Yeticuz women never stop talking.
@stevebengel1346
11 ай бұрын
@@99Yetiit means that his wife never stops talking
@benr979
10 ай бұрын
This was an old Rodney Dangerfield line back in the day! Classic
I was at my wife's friend's funeral. I asked if I could say a word, she said sure. "Plethora", I said. she responded, "thanks, that means a lot"
@T-1001
10 ай бұрын
Underrated
@revan1lord
10 ай бұрын
@@T-1001 many thanks
@AmokBR
10 ай бұрын
Lol, took me a while to get it
@surajk1036
8 ай бұрын
@@AmokBRI didn't get it
@AmokBR
8 ай бұрын
@@surajk1036 “Plethora” means “many” or “a lot”, hence the wife’s response.
Steak puns are a rare medium well done.
@TheVoxbox13
Жыл бұрын
LoL. This comment is WAY underrated.
@LuxeprivaeMedia
8 ай бұрын
😂
@andrewstephens8790
7 ай бұрын
beautiful simplicity
@CarmenCastille
6 ай бұрын
Im picking up what putting down on the grill 🥩
@jonathanmol4489
27 күн бұрын
I haven't heard a raw comment like that since tartare. 🥩
I got fired from my quality control job at the M & M factory. I kept rejecting all the Ws.
@Doughnutcat5
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@melindamagyar3421
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@bluzter
Жыл бұрын
That took me a sec 🤣🤣
@kiltedrambler
Жыл бұрын
That's a blonde joke.... 😐
@mariebelladonna437
Жыл бұрын
@@kiltedramblerI've always heard it as a your mom joke, lol.
Only 7 years of not interrupting,that's a good start.
@SweatyFatGuy
Жыл бұрын
its been 21 years since I interrupted my wife, it was easy after I lost 150 ugly pounds.
@TheBulbasaurKid
Жыл бұрын
I don't get that one, can you explain?
@GuzzlingDuck
Жыл бұрын
I probably woulda laughed if he just didn't finish that joke, lmao
@AS_210
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBulbasaurKidshe's been talking non-stop for 7 years
@bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis
Жыл бұрын
@@AS_210 ohh lmao
A butcher put some ribeye up on a shelf saying he’d give them to whoever guessed their weight. No one took the challenge....they thought the steaks were too high.
My dude just memorized the root of all evil
Could have kept his job at the bank if he’d apologized…. Guess he lost interest. Or needed some change.
@pushups4thepain
Жыл бұрын
good one
@rufushughes4331
Жыл бұрын
He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?
@rufushughes4331
Жыл бұрын
He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?
@artistale4586
Жыл бұрын
I doubt they’d fund it and just stock you with the bill
@Influential1blis
Жыл бұрын
Lemme give you my 2 cents
These are high quality dad jokes
Dude got 7/11 trucker hat and visor on, he livin the life
This video does an excellent job of capturing how dead inside us married dad types are.
Watching these is like when you really hurt yourself and laugh, despite the pain.
@UnbyHoundredTwenty
Жыл бұрын
Can't relate, I'm not stupid
@ereHeuqibmazoM
Жыл бұрын
I was laughing instead of crying like I thought I would when I wr clef my last cbr. Couldn’t move my legs but was chuckling at how fkin stupid this all is as gonna get once the paramedics arrived.
@gabler7992
Жыл бұрын
you laugh at pain so it goeas away embarrassed
@loneshadow0844
Жыл бұрын
Felt the same way falling into a pile of Russian Olives. Got stabbed by a lot of them and just laughed as I laid there in slight pain
@prastoworiyan4701
Жыл бұрын
@@ereHeuqibmazoM
"To the guy who invented the number zero. Thanks for nothing." That Indian guy: 👁️👄👁️
@lakshacc5954
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@vanfad1286
Жыл бұрын
Nice
@adityaaggarwal7481
Жыл бұрын
@@ashvindkumar5471 it was aryabhatt actually.
@pruthvikchaudhari9977
Жыл бұрын
@@adityaaggarwal7481 why the word actually in your reply. It makes it sound like Aryabhatta was not Indian 😅😅😅
@adityaaggarwal7481
Жыл бұрын
@@pruthvikchaudhari9977 the person whom I replied said it was ramanujan who invented zero
The root of all evil got me. 😂
THE STRAIGHT FACES 😂😂 their delivery and reactions 😂
@bigolomofe415
Жыл бұрын
That's what does it for me 😂
@bigolomofe415
Жыл бұрын
Esp the pause then nod after " we all make miss steaks" 😂
"Haven't talked to my wife in 7 years..." Great one !!....
All hail the Fraternal Association of Really Talented Enthusiastic Dads 😂
@finderlifebound6961
Жыл бұрын
FARTED?
@tq3076
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@subduedblonde731
7 ай бұрын
Just a buncha dudes, FARTED.
these aren't even considered as jokes to them, this is just the universal language of all dads in the world
The fact that y'all can just sit there and not bust out laughing I will never know how. I almost lost it on the first and second jokes 😂😂😂
Kids asked about marriage joke was so funny, the duck in the distance started quacking up🤣🤣🤣
@VNeto94
Жыл бұрын
Duck really went "ha!"
@renderproductions1032
Жыл бұрын
Too much quackery
@joshgilbert3239
Жыл бұрын
That one is gold
@snowboardslider24
Жыл бұрын
that'll never fly...
"So I pushed her!" Not gonna lie I just realized I'm pretty dumb, took me a good while to get that one😂😂
@brianschuetz2614
Жыл бұрын
I can be a little slow sometimes, myself.
@noman101
Жыл бұрын
I still didn't get it
@_-_TheShadow_-_
Жыл бұрын
@@noman101 her physical balance, to see if she would fall over when he pushed her 😅
@MyWillBeDone
Жыл бұрын
@@eaglestryker1338 yea man... it's like something just trips
@arnold2011
Жыл бұрын
If you don’t know English that well, Dad jokes are really hard to understand.
It’s a known fact that to conceal laughter, the local dad will take a sip from his morning brew
Saw a one legged man at the ATM, he was checking his balance.
My fav was the guy that doesn't wanna interrupt his wife. 🤣
@billolsen4360
Жыл бұрын
Cop pulls over an old man who's driving a convertible. Cop says, "Sir, when you hit that bump a couple blocks back, your wife was thrown out of the car." Old man replies, "THANK you, Officer. I thought I'd gone deaf."
@roidblitzed
Жыл бұрын
I didnt understand that one
@TheOne-pn2cy
Жыл бұрын
@@roidblitzedcuz his wife never stops talking
@roidblitzed
Жыл бұрын
@@billolsen4360 good one 😂
@roidblitzed
Жыл бұрын
@@TheOne-pn2cy thank you it makes sense now 😂
This is why the internet exists.
Dont know why but the "to the guy that invented 0, thanks for nothing" cracked me up. I think it was the delivery that got me.
Thanks, I needed this today.....God Bless
The dude in the 7 Eleven hat Omg. His glasses. 🤣🤣🤣
@20thcenturygamer22
Жыл бұрын
I'd like a set, anyone know where I could get one?
@Amigo21189
Жыл бұрын
Hands down the funniest thing in the clip.
@zirconblue2
Жыл бұрын
@@20thcenturygamer22 try searching JackJad mask
@rebeccaherrera6006
Жыл бұрын
@@20thcenturygamer22 make sure you use key words -full shade. It came up as “jackjad fashion oversized mask shape shield style sunglasses”
@ShadowFoxSF
Жыл бұрын
I was too distracted by those shades for 2 or 3 runs through I didn't even see the hat
🤣 the 1st joke had me rolling 🤣, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that the woman had zero balance 🤣🤷♂️🤣
@Pranav_Bhamidipati
Жыл бұрын
Well, then she should be the one to have gone out on a limb 😉
@handleisntfkinavailable
Жыл бұрын
i see what u did there
Only seven years ? I’ve been married for twenty four years and I’m still waiting for a chance to say anything.
I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years because I didn't want to interrupt her 😂😂😂
Hahaha! I memorized the square root of 666 back in 1993 and I can still blab it out on command! Thank you Ti-83
@claude199x
Жыл бұрын
Best scientific calculator I have ever had.
@troybaxter
Жыл бұрын
TI-84 Plus is superior, but TI-83 is still quality.
@claude199x
Жыл бұрын
@@troybaxter oh no you didn't...
@cameronevans5547
Жыл бұрын
I got all these jokes but that one please explain it. I swear I should understand it but sadly I’m not witted enough to.
The son asking what it’s like to be married joke! 🤣 straight laughed so hard 👏👏👏👏
@gordyhernandez9203
Жыл бұрын
That was so funny even the duck in the distance was quacking up🤣
@pingoo4057
Жыл бұрын
I didn't understand that
@flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824
Жыл бұрын
Why u ignoring me
@mchammer5026
Жыл бұрын
@@pingoo4057 because it's a boomer joke
@mrhefe2322
Жыл бұрын
@@mchammer5026 how is it a boomer joke?
I watched this like 30 times!!! These guys are awesome!! the root of all evil!!!... No word yet!!! I don't wanna interrupt her... the straight faces!! thanks for nothin....
"what do you do when you have an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino"
@winston-churchill
Жыл бұрын
Nice one! 🤣
@prayerforceone
18 күн бұрын
@@deweyoxburger5470 Took me a minute😂
I could listen to this all day.
Bro that last one had me flying halfway across Panama 💀
@iaminlovewithyou.
Жыл бұрын
I want a video of that
Broo, I was holding it at first, but I genuinely can't hold it in anymore watching it a second time. I'm burst to laughter every single time 🤣
the dude in the last looked genuinely impressed.
My 93-year-old, Korean war vet dad, who just got out of the hospital today called me and said: "This woman went into a tattoo shop that had a sign up that read ' free tattoos for women if you show us your boobs.'" I didn't know how to respond, but before I could ask him what the joke was he said, "the name of the shop was 'Tit for Tat.'" He's got a million of them!
@rorybattersby5636
Жыл бұрын
wow guys you need to get a life
@travo1228
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hashiriya985
Жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for that one
@deidrataylor1360
Жыл бұрын
That was a good one 😂
@ogenevieve
Жыл бұрын
To everyone who took the time to tap the 👍, I want to say thank you so much bcuz when I told him that I wrote this and that 395 ppl liked it, I don't have the words to describe how much that meant to him. He's also lost his sight in the last couple of years, so he can't read it himself, so again I thank each one of you.
Had this on repeat for an hour
@Sindollx666x
Жыл бұрын
To commit to memory? Good call.
The root of evil being 25.807 is f***ing amazing 😂
Ngl as a dad I do appreciate a good dad joke, it's what I do most of the time 🥰
you got me with the balancing the mug on your hand
These guys are too much. Love it! As you swiftly move calmly to water beneath you. No Word Yet, Don't want to interrupt her. ALL great ones. Look 4ward to more of these!!
First 2 guys: normal. Third guy: Master chief visor.
The root of all evil joke is genius
@greatgeraldseverythingthri5208
Жыл бұрын
Swears man
All day long, these jokes can fall like pearls of wisdom from their mouths
These top their dad jokes yo!
The "I don't want to interrupt her" punchline got me. 😂
Okay… the “no word yet” got me good.
"So I pushed her" and "I don't want to interrupt her" 😂
😂😂😂 My family always sarcasticlly laugh at my dad jokes but I enjoy them myself 😅
as an engineering student, that square root got me pissed 🤣🤣🤣
Ah, Dock Tok dad jokes. What a perfect way to start a nice, relaxing, easy Sunday. Heartfelt thanks for your creative genius!!
The zero pun killed me
Satire after pun after pun, INCREDIBLE JOKES
Pure, %100, Gold.
The first one gets me 😂 yeah I'll check your balance push, your balance is off 😂🤣.
@hughphil
7 ай бұрын
I'm a French woman, and don't understand that bank balance check joke; please explain it to me.
What makes a good dad joke is what makes a good dad. commitment
Another punchline for the one about the dog eating Scrabble tiles: The results spelled disaster
Ive honestly never heard a single one of these before. All solid. Now subscribed 👍🏻
@Sindollx666x
Жыл бұрын
Yup got me too
Doesn't anyone else realize how long it must have taken them to get those shorts considering they've been growing new beards all the time?
Love the first 3 (check balance, dog swallowed scrabble & did not want to interrupt wife ) and the zero joke. 😂😂😂
Havent’t talked to my wife for 7 years… This is not a joke, it’s wisdom for a happy life.
I would like longer pauses maybe a sip on the coffee. Could be super relaxing just having two buds down by the lake horsin
@mytrigger5613
Жыл бұрын
Just slow it down a notch.
A few of these were pretty good!! My favorite was the dog 🐕 eating the tiles and the sqare root of evil!! An honorable mention to being married!!
Their Ray Dunn cups got me rollin'!!! 😁🤣☕️
"Thanks for nothing "😂😂😂. Actually super funny dad joke
Sheesh, they’ve got legs for days.
I just really need to get one of those visors.
“Thanks for nothing” He started laughing lol
I like this one most my wife haven't talked to me in 7yrs I don't want to interrupt her 😂😂😂😂😂😄
@roidblitzed
Жыл бұрын
I didnt understand that one. Been looking through the comments for an explanation lol
Love these! Keep 'em coming. I've heard the "didn't want to interrupt her..." one many times. It still gets me!
Guy in the beige shorts almost has a ball hanging out. THATS the best dad joke here.
"Thanks for nothing" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg...😆😆😆
my girlfriend was upset recently because her dog died. I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one, but then she just yelled at me, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO DEAD DOGS!?" (disclaimer: I don't take credit for inventing this joke, but I can't remember its real origin.)
The 7-11 hat with those sunglasses... pure genius!
I like the sunglass of the guy with the 7-eleven cap.
"I got fired from the bank. A woman askes me to check her balance, and I pushed her over" "She said,'No, Money!' and to that I kicked her knee."
Yup I'm getting old.. the last one made me burst out in laughter 🤣
We need more please. This was perfection.
Simply lovely.
What did the Roman soldier that put Jesus on the cross after his third try say ???nailed it
"...so I took him to the vet. It was a real crapshoot."
"Thanks For Nothin" ...🤣
Love the PUNS! Play On Words….LOVE IT!!!
This is Letterkenny energy and I’m here for it
What was next 2 after "didn't wanna interrupt her?" 🤣 I couldn't stop laughing
"I haven't talked to my wife for 7 years" sounds so real hahaha
What kinda doctor is doctor pepper? A fizzzician 😭
😭 😭 😭 This Dad jokes always gets me off guard
The Wife one was a classic lol!
Ok.. this is so dumb it's brilliant!! Thank u!! 😂😂