American farmer: I milk cows Australian farmer: I milk spiders

@simpforchoijisu.3234

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@wonder777warrior6

4 жыл бұрын

"Venemous spiders" :D

@nadaadeclarification

4 жыл бұрын

European farmer: I milk men

@tasnimtb

4 жыл бұрын

CooManTunes lmfao calm down. ur ruining the joke

@theawesomegt1774

4 жыл бұрын

josongirl you’re ruining the roast

“A female spider has thicker legs...” seems legit

@kristinabrinton8936

4 жыл бұрын

You mean THICCER

@leosharifi1460

4 жыл бұрын

THICC

@missymary17

4 жыл бұрын

EXTRA THICC

@wikipediamannaik7607

4 жыл бұрын

lol ok

@basicyoutubeusername3253

4 жыл бұрын

Just....no

"I'm Cayote Peterson and I'm gonna get bitten by Mark" Spider: You good?

@woopwoop60

3 жыл бұрын

😛

@lemonoriaki7996

3 жыл бұрын

wtf

@The_Cooler_Will

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@elizabethanuez

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist lol

@Bneby

3 жыл бұрын

:/

"I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm putting my hand into a bucket of lava" Mark: DeSCrIbE ThE PaIN

@siobhankitley7775

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@chailatte4968

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Negotiable_Reluctance

2 жыл бұрын

Nah you would see the BONES

@maddogtannan1334

Жыл бұрын

“You Good?”

My mum: what are you watching? Me: a man milk a spider. My mum: *calls a therapist*

@poloclubb

4 жыл бұрын

Le epic fry bruh y u say mum say mom ong

@yospyder9032

4 жыл бұрын

The Real Apollo atleast he can spell!

@hillary961

4 жыл бұрын

Le epic fry I laughing so hard.

@jayedwards1576

4 жыл бұрын

xd

@redemptive3485

4 жыл бұрын

Therapist: he has a disease called weird Mum: OMG "Starts crying" Le epic fry: (⊙.⊙) Mmmm...mum I'm scared "starts crying" The END

So what do you do for a living? I'm a spider milker. Seems like a legit Australian career.

@derpz7313

6 жыл бұрын

The Last Grownup in the Woods you make milk from spiders ?

@alexhunt8933

6 жыл бұрын

Cool

@skoning2178

6 жыл бұрын

It wouldn’t be a bad job to my opinion.

@puggonator6326

6 жыл бұрын

The Last Grownup in the Woods Aussie not Australian 😊

@narellebullock1997

6 жыл бұрын

Puggonator yes and btw we have so many dangerous animals in Aussie it’s insane

Coyote: “talking talking talking” Spider: these invisible wall’s are pretty dope

@masonm9248

3 жыл бұрын

copied? I thought I saw this on an older video, no hate tho, still funny

@itzellaxgachax7899

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@salvadordolores7382

3 жыл бұрын

I am your biggest fan

@sillymationsgaming4189

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@avnober3647

3 жыл бұрын

@@salvadordolores7382 wtf he doesn't have that many subs btw

“One bite can KILL YOU!” Im coyote peterson, and i’m about to be bit by, the most deadliest spider in the world

"It wouldn't kill you unless you're unhealthy" Coyote: *Internally chuckles*

@randomuser684

4 жыл бұрын

Would it kill me cuz I'm fat?

@nicholastulshi6874

4 жыл бұрын

@what the hell lmao

@heyyou9693

4 жыл бұрын

@what the hell then they need to stop making them so dawicious.

@noticks9010

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomuser684 most likely, you probably wouldn't be able to run away from the spider either fatboy haha

@INSANEASYLUMPSYCHICS

4 жыл бұрын

Can y'all stop bulling random user? Like damn you're not perfect either

Kane is a brave guy. He's literally risking his life everyday.

@rickybooker8995

4 жыл бұрын

if he got bit thats literally the least likely place he would die and ever since the antivenom came out there haven't been any reported deaths.

@blueshark140

4 жыл бұрын

I subed to u

@blueshark140

4 жыл бұрын

But yeah one day he ded

@adrianyourlordandsaviour

4 жыл бұрын

Josh Chamberlain they have anti venom there

@Thomas_788

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

Coyote: I'm coyote Peterson and I'm about to stick my head in a hippos mouth Hippo: bites* Mark: you good bro Mark: as you can see a hippo has a tremendous bite force

@jessicakirkland5289

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦛🦛🦘

This is the only context in which you will ever hear "it is a Sydney Funnelweb, that's the good news."

“I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m going to enter space without a suit” *Asphyxiates instantly” Mark: “you good?”

@alaynarania2787

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@adriannavarro6417

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@jacobinayohane5108

4 жыл бұрын

Pooosh “ breaking news daredevil coyote Peterson has burst his head whilst attempting to enter space without a suit”

@circlecan3694

4 жыл бұрын

Did it get u?

@Hankkkkkkkkkkkk23456

4 жыл бұрын

No

“I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to fight a dragon with a stick.”

@Crabber1

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he wouldnt be using that stick

@DrunkJarJar

4 жыл бұрын

@@Crabber1 he be using his stick

@marykayfelton8017

4 жыл бұрын

Näin On he would do it i know it

@vultwix5363

4 жыл бұрын

you spelled mark wrong.

@DrunkJarJar

4 жыл бұрын

@@vultwix5363 you spelt spelt wrong 😏

The girl in the window: look mom! Coyote is about to get bitten again!

Coyote: *flat lines on the operating table* Mark: describe what you're feeling right now

As an Australian I never realised how dangerous living here was

@notwyd9257

4 жыл бұрын

ITZ YA BOI samee

@winniechen7377

4 жыл бұрын

Unless your thanos

@Jamie__489

4 жыл бұрын

Kotaro Takabayashi it’s really not that bad, people act like ur gonna die living here but I’ve honestly never even encountered one of these dangerous animals

@adopotato8820

4 жыл бұрын

I've nearly stepped on two brown snakes and one redbelly snake. have also had several incidents which included starting an old tractor and a brown snake slithered out of it, I'm from the city so didn't know what to do and just jumped up a ladder nearby XD there was long grass everywhere so couldn't see it. Was renovating an old workers cottage and left some small sheeting on the ground lucky one of the lads seen a red belly go under it otherwise, I would have picked it up not knowing it was there, also had a big brown slither past me from underneath some new roofing material we were about to throw up. Its not that bad but every now and then they show up, just gotta be careful :)

@hopefullsinner3186

4 жыл бұрын

If your not in Sydney you won't see funnelwebs

“I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to enter the bite zone with the funnel spider” *Dies* Mark: “Did it get you?”

@Jords250

5 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂😂😆

@jonboybluegaming

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@multikioske8044

5 жыл бұрын

"Are you okay?"

@NotLuigi

5 жыл бұрын

"I know it's difficult but you need to describe what it's like"

@anthonycrowe4911

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's mark for you

Anyone here that use to have an arachnophobia, Well I used to and over the years I’ve been deathly afraid evening going downstairs to cleaning my cats litter box seriously over a wolf spider lol. Well after about a year I’ve fallen in love with spiders and I’m very fascinated about them, because of doing research and stuff my arachnophobia has gone away. For those who are afraid my key is to look at spiders and watch videos like this, seriously it’ll go away I’m not lying. Thx for the video Brave Wilderness 🤪. Even now I’d like to hold a Sydney Funnel web spider. A little nervous, because dude it’s venomous and fatal xd

@butteredpopcorn.

3 жыл бұрын

I have arachniphobia, but i have still wanted to study them. But while coyote likes catching them,im running for my life when i see them

@Jaime.life.

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but what would you do if a spider falls on your bed in middle of night

@chungyewsoon8800

2 жыл бұрын

I have that phobia and there was ever one In my house

@spectatingwitchowl

2 жыл бұрын

looks like i am likely on the right path to get rid of my irrational fear of spiders. these creepy crawlies are getting more interesting the more i watch videos about them. maybe one day i'd surprisingly find myself having an eight legged pet.

5:54 "Oh yeah I feel like a mummy" So it's confirmed...Coyote has died before and knows what it feels like.

@unikitty1019

3 жыл бұрын

Yep it's confirmed lol

9:35 - if you come across one of these spiders ... Try to safely catch and bring it here. I thought he was going to say, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

@mozza1918

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mriduldey54

6 жыл бұрын

shady benyamin (ni

@cotywoods3479

6 жыл бұрын

shady benyamin I can’t believe he said that😂😂

@roguegen5536

6 жыл бұрын

"If you see one of these spiders in the wild", kill it. Kill it with fire!

@Floppa221

6 жыл бұрын

They say it will save a life it can kill you

“One bite will kill u” Coyote proceeds to put it in a container and make her mad

@Hyraladen

6 жыл бұрын

Zoe Creates all about being Brave and doing it in the Wilderness

@Bikkockungus

6 жыл бұрын

Crikey. A funnel web Spida. One of the deadliest spiders in all planet. I'm gonna pick it up.- Steve Irwin

@zoecreates9776

6 жыл бұрын

Frank Sauz lol :)

@zoecreates9776

6 жыл бұрын

Hyraladen T true 😊

@jesterssketchbook

6 жыл бұрын

Frank Sauz "awwww, he's really pissed off nowwww, look at him strike at me repeatedly....gday mate....yeah mate....youre right, youre right"

"I'm coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter this saw trap" John Kramer: bro you good

FASCINATING! I’m SO happy to come across your channel. I absolutely love spiders!

im fearfull that i live in the same universe as this thing

@jacobrichardson2697

5 жыл бұрын

You do

@cardboard8611

5 жыл бұрын

*what all aliens are thinking*

@randomroses3109

5 жыл бұрын

I’m fearful that I live in the same country

@kimmoreels7950

5 жыл бұрын

@@cardboard8611 hahaha good one :)

@mufflersponge8969

5 жыл бұрын

napparino I’m fearful that I also live in the same country

Coyote: *dies from spider* Mark: “you okay? Here dring some water”

@lucathompson9937

4 жыл бұрын

I love dringing water

@bella_c1941

4 жыл бұрын

Blue Flamingo OwO why you bully Mark

@kingdyadouglaslilsword

4 жыл бұрын

Blue Flamingo OwO 😂😂😂😂😂

@IceKreacher

4 жыл бұрын

Blue Flamingo OwO I hear dringing is much more efficient than drinking it.

@volskia4417

4 жыл бұрын

Blue Flamingo OwO let’s dring water for now on

this man is saving lives. good on him. we need more like him!

Fantastic show Coyote! Love it!

Cyote: unfortunately I didn't get bitten Me: WAIT WHAT

@yves_santa7

4 жыл бұрын

He said fortunately not unfortunately

@YatesyD08

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god cyote

"Bring in a spider, you may save a life" or die tryin *50 cent voice*

@mgm.al3mry

4 жыл бұрын

Death's gotta be easy, cause life is hard~

@Michael_McMaster

4 жыл бұрын

Get venom or die tryin

@ninjafrozr8809

4 жыл бұрын

@@Michael_McMaster if i'cant milk it homie it can't be done

@Michael_McMaster

4 жыл бұрын

ninja frozr so imma let the venom bottle pop

I don’t have arachnophobia but this does give me a bit of a shock

One of the most dangerous, if not THE most dangerous spider on the planet. Kane: excellent, my favorite. On a serious note, this information you guys are giving out is invaluable. What to do if you're bitten, how to administer first aid for it, you guys are awesome for what you do!🤘

@daltontitus325

3 жыл бұрын

1 day ago. Wow

Brave Wilderness is my National Geographic

It Can Kill You! Coyote: Proceeds to pick it up Camera crew: u ok?

@ascott8511

6 жыл бұрын

Eeeeedddfdrt

@ascott8511

6 жыл бұрын

😑

@ascott8511

6 жыл бұрын

i love you more then anything

@ashaandchloeguerincribben3554

6 жыл бұрын

I love you and the spider gave me the greeps

@basuo8378

6 жыл бұрын

he has anti venom otherwise this would be suicidal wilderness, not brave wilderness

Me: ouch Coyote: I’ll see you on the next adventure, me standing next to a nuke and it exploding! Yay Me: heh... let’s see him try. Coyote: *stands on the nuke Me: oh.. he really did it

Amazing video coyote Peterson great work you always make the best videos you should be crowned the king 👑

Coyote: so this bite won't kill me? Spider catcher: no Coyote: I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone, of a venomous spider.

@dominikkuharic1259

4 жыл бұрын

Coyote Peterson is the most brave man on Earth , hands down.

@hunnidstax5928

4 жыл бұрын

@@dominikkuharic1259 I would do what he does to if I got paid I'm sure he gets a fat pay check

@skatime4680

4 жыл бұрын

All he does is numbs his arm and then gets bit so that it does not hurt

@adrianyourlordandsaviour

4 жыл бұрын

a aa oh stfu he never numbs his hand if you would do his job you will quit first day

@BrandNewBlueShoes

4 жыл бұрын

Ahah I was half expecting this to happen!

Not the sort of place you want to be when a earthquake hits and all the spiders fall of the cabinet and break lose xD

@claudiaberger9560

6 жыл бұрын

SeeOhEn 98 That's a scary thought 😨

@rct3isepic

6 жыл бұрын

They aren't alive...

@harrisont3932

6 жыл бұрын

Oh heck no; the mere thought gives me anxiety.

@joejitsu034

6 жыл бұрын

Harrison T that's what they want you to think.

@SeanDavo41

6 жыл бұрын

Don’t get earthquakes big enough to knock anything over in Australia

I love how he never click baits on us

Coyote:be brave stay wild I’ll see on another video. Kane:yeaah

Coyote: gets bit by this spider Mark: DeScRiBe ThE PaIn

@seijakaczynski

4 жыл бұрын

How original

@abby-or1rd

4 жыл бұрын

Coyote: dies Mark: u ok?

@crxzs7693

4 жыл бұрын

That true right there

@extremerobloxgamer5630

4 жыл бұрын

Its mario

@jamessmiley8880

4 жыл бұрын

Plan??

Can we milk this spider? •spider thoughts• Go ahead, milk me if you dare.

@misanthropicisolation4013

5 жыл бұрын

But spiders don't think, they act entirely on instinct.

@jacobweatherford4696

5 жыл бұрын

@@misanthropicisolation4013 not true jumping spiders are recorded to be very intelligent

@animus9949

5 жыл бұрын

B-but I don't have nipples I is... spider?

@hazelcapili448

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Weatherford like from the Philipines the spider tikra-tikra?

@jacobweatherford4696

5 жыл бұрын

@@hazelcapili448 okay that's a spider I've not heard of but the tests I saw were with the same species of jumping spider as Lucas the spider

Know a guy that knows a guy who played with one with a pen. When his curiosity was fullfilled he put the pen in his pocket. Within an hour he was in hospital. He was lucky, he survived.

“You can feel the pressure it’s pretty tight” Coyote - “Yeah I feel like a mummy”

Me: has arachnophobia Also me: still watches this video anyways

@westonsmith6776

4 жыл бұрын

same

@charlottebyers2631

4 жыл бұрын

Savannah Richards I’m hiding in the comments

@ARCHIVED9610

4 жыл бұрын

im scared of worms and needles

@ARCHIVED9610

4 жыл бұрын

Angelina Guzman fear of spiders I think

@kaligrace3898

4 жыл бұрын

I am so scared of shots when they never hurt as soon as I see a shot I just start screaming and then my mummy sits on my hands and holds my arms and she screams at me when she cry’s too when she gets shots

Thanos vs one spidey boi

@rownanmalagueno2383

5 жыл бұрын

Mr stark I dont feel so good

@PKmaster12

5 жыл бұрын

Spidey boi died

@kimmoreels7950

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha that one got me xD i love you haHAHAHAHAHAA

@Rimzzzz000

5 жыл бұрын

did you watch end game

@PotatoMateYT

5 жыл бұрын

One stomp or one bite

"One bite can kill you" Coyote: Great! Let's try it out!

I have a sydney funnel web in my collection. Love the little gal!

"I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to wrestle a male silverback gorilla" Back breaks* Mark: you good man?

@jasleen5315

4 жыл бұрын

Merrick Wright Mark is trying his best, it’s coyote because he is saying he doesn’t need help but I love your channel even tho you don’t have any vids that I like.....

@InfamousDK

4 жыл бұрын

Relax, tyson

These spiders are the reason why I moved to the moon.

@mhm77887

6 жыл бұрын

Narata lol can I move too? 😂😂😂

@narata1541

6 жыл бұрын

Midnight Mint Definitely! Anyone or anything can come, as long as you don't have more than 4 legs, LOL.

@davidc.

6 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: there are spiders on the moon. And not just any spiders. 9 foot tall angry black widow spiders.

@thomasrees2162

6 жыл бұрын

David c. Omg

@samuelvibritannia4831

6 жыл бұрын

Narata lmao this comment is gold

That was fascinating, great to watch.

Coyote you are the bravest and most inthusiastic man I have ever seen

Imagine getting really mad at someone and they just come up and start collecting your spit

@AshMae264

6 жыл бұрын

Mountkosiosko lol 😂😂 thats funny

@deadlyninjadeathroblox8244

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DrSwish-st7rx

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ruthrichardson9717

6 жыл бұрын

Mountkosiosko I almost spat out my drink at this comment xD

@arrickbrianwenk627

6 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo i laughed so hard

Coyote: im coyote peterson and im about to get in the bite zone with a Dragon! Coyote: AAHHHH!! Mark: Describe the pain.

Whoow.... impressive and life saving!!

Has almost no hair.. *BUT HAS A COMPLETELY GORGEOUS BEARD*

@megansanimations6932

5 жыл бұрын

ML PLAYS And a great accent! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😋😛😝😜🤪🤪😝😛😛🙂🙂😗😉😌😊☺️😁😆😁😃😀😀😀😃😄😁😅😂😂

@xxdragonxxy

5 жыл бұрын

Wait... A beard isn't made of hair0_0 illuminati confirmed

@xxdragonxxy

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cock195

5 жыл бұрын

ML PLAYS im a no1. haya X kagura hater😡

@meanname4339

5 жыл бұрын

@@cock195 im their user

I kinda want to see that spider bite bubble wrap! 1. To see how the fangs and venom to go in. 2. To see how it handles pressure!

@GRIZZDOGG01

6 жыл бұрын

They can bite straight through a persons big toe nail with those fangs

@GrowingDownUnder

6 жыл бұрын

if your cat has ever stuck it's claws into you that's what it feels like when you get bit by funnel web

@SpicenBright

6 жыл бұрын

GrowingDownUnder wait is that a common thing for cat owners? Lol

@mrbertiebird

6 жыл бұрын

Smart idea :) Come to think of it, I think that would be cool too!

@gandalfpotter2149

6 жыл бұрын

3. To see a spider pop bubble wrap

So You Guys Are So Brave

I love your videos

I felt like spiders were crawling on me while watching this

@squidgaming7724

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@Squishiesmaster

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@Jamstem5

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@lucacampanelli1141

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@sifaanahmed5932

6 жыл бұрын

SAME and I was itching every wear erk

That moment when you get a 35 minute ad and it’s kinda interesting

@aren4476

5 жыл бұрын

Did you mean 35 seconds?

@chloeleth6310

5 жыл бұрын

No they actually have, 35 minute adds

@sophiequesada1707

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly tho...

@McmWolfDavid

5 жыл бұрын

I got one that was an hour before I watched the whole thing 😂

@pololopez8355

5 жыл бұрын

Alone

I love the bideos😇🥰😍🤩🕷🐺🐶🌏🌎🌍🥳🤠❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 .

The beard is magnificent

@killsboostmyego9493

6 жыл бұрын

Unyt oh yes

@Fallout_Manny

6 жыл бұрын

😂

@avea8563

6 жыл бұрын

Subarashi

@evaristenurse1397

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@maribelaviles9203

6 жыл бұрын

Unyt no

Me: *lies down* Me: *feels something small and fuzzy crawl up my legs* Me: “my time has come.

@priyankakoley7192

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@TheRealSimplyJay

4 жыл бұрын

Priyanka Koley me call an ambulance but not for me I slap immediately and start shooting

@brittroscoe8211

4 жыл бұрын

lol my reaction moooooooooooooommmmmyy

@matthewmccone2126

3 жыл бұрын

Foreal!

@elizabethanuez

3 жыл бұрын

That happens to me before exceptnwith a cockroach

“I’m Coyote Peterson and I’m about to climb inside the biggest crocodile’s mouth!” **Crocodile eats him** Mark: EXPLAIN THE PAIN

GUYS HELP ME I FOUND THIS CHANNEL AND CANT STOP WATCHING THIS

He seems like a really loving and great dude to be around! So down to earth and caring for his job!! Love it

@Gunners_Mate_Guns

6 жыл бұрын

My observation, too. Really laid back and clearly likes what he's doing...a real people person.

@madshansen1375

6 жыл бұрын

Yes! It made me so happy :)

@medrano433

6 жыл бұрын

Mads Hansen earth is flat science can’t prove it

@madshansen1375

6 жыл бұрын

Yes you are right my friend :) The earth is flat

@guillermobernabe4536

6 жыл бұрын

Are of you are right and me too!

Sorry Coyote but if I'm going to Australia and see this spider, there's no way I'm going to try to catch it and bring it to this place. I'm going to run the other way!

@jesterssketchbook

6 жыл бұрын

spider racist

@drippincheeriobox

6 жыл бұрын

Game Taco spiders are more scared than you are

@yurrr5480

6 жыл бұрын

GAME TACOOOOO I WATCH UR GAMING VIDS ON MONSTER HUNTER AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@rosamunoz9313

6 жыл бұрын

Game Taco be careful

@piggly

6 жыл бұрын

I live in southern australia and although our funnel webs are smaller than in this video you see them everywhere especially when i go and cut wood with my father. They have a distinctive web in rotting logs

I love how Coyote gets so excited but it’s kinda funny the guy barely gets a word in lol

this is really cool. I actually live quite close to the reptile park

"Can I milk that spider?" "We'll definitely let you milk that spider" Just a normal conversation here, nothing out of the ordinary.

@razijadurakovic1594

4 жыл бұрын

Mamq voli bebu

@justsomeblackscreenwithint4811

4 жыл бұрын

You should be a comedian

@xDarK_TZF

4 жыл бұрын

Spider: hey do I even have a say here? 🙄

@emptycinema

3 жыл бұрын

@@razijadurakovic1594 zašto

Thanks for being the steve irwin, but safer for my kids. I grew up watching steve Irwin and loved and learned from his show and youre doing that for my kids and helping give them a sense if happiness and knowledge thanks coyote

@jesterssketchbook

6 жыл бұрын

point out *one single scenario* where steve irwin wasnt saf- oh wait

@justjoshingya504

6 жыл бұрын

Night Pasta come on dude, be respectful. Steve Irwin was a great man. I don't think joking about him dying is cool. He left behind an entire generation of animal lovers, he had a beautiful family, and an entire nature reserve that his teenage son is a big part of and has taking over his dads position.

@Tornnnado

6 жыл бұрын

JustJoshingYa calm down it was just a joke

@-dash.

6 жыл бұрын

JustJoshingYa It's out of character that he recommended catching these deadly spiders in this epidsode rather than the usual admire from save distances tho

@Demon_Lord_Coom

6 жыл бұрын

CRIKY! - Steve Irwin

I love how the kids in the back are just watching

Anyone else get the shivers watching this?

Meanwhile in a spider universe: milking a human.

@theinkynightmare4140

4 жыл бұрын

*Hold Up*

@veah3580

4 жыл бұрын

ITS 3:00 AND IM TRYING MY HARDEST NOT TO LAUGH AND MY FACE HURTS😭😂

@kyleguajardo

4 жыл бұрын

Buddy I have some slightly disconcerting news for you.

@noorhazaini1240

4 жыл бұрын

nani

@shslidiot2342

4 жыл бұрын

R/hol’up

If there's a tiny harmless spider I will run and scream , but if I saw this I would be throwing water, chairs, couches, bug spray, and everything else around me and completely miss the spider.

@AzureDefiance3701

5 жыл бұрын

And then it just grins at you MENACINGLY.

@lolathehybrid9909

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@pekopop5753

5 жыл бұрын

@@AzureDefiance3701 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

@sunnedguts

5 жыл бұрын

Eamillion Smith And then take the biggest item that you can grab and SLAM it on top of it

@The-kr9rb

5 жыл бұрын

@@sunnedguts then watch as the puddle of spider parts reforms... *terminator 2 theme*

I love these guys. God bless

Scary stuff brah

Ofcourse it’s in Australia.

@cristinaelizarraraz3834

5 жыл бұрын

(°^°) SPIDERS AAAHHHHHHH!!! I WOULD THROW A FREAKIN TABLE AT THAT MONSTER

@jambunboii4537

5 жыл бұрын

Everything over here will kill you, even our underwater coral and animals

@jambunboii4537

5 жыл бұрын

Everything in our. Country defends us lol

@WhoStoleMyNachos

5 жыл бұрын

*_Of course._*

@spaghetti7180

5 жыл бұрын

TheLenny27 I mean, of course Me: * goes on an airplane to escape Australia *

Of course its in Australia *I'M IN AUSTRALIA*

@shamool6274

6 жыл бұрын

ItZAlliDubZ leave go to Dubai!!!!!!

@onepunchandahalf285

6 жыл бұрын

Move to Melbourne

@tompoulton8710

6 жыл бұрын

ItZAlliDubZ I'm in Aussie to

@thedankengine7291

6 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you don't get bite

@northipswichvlogsqld170

6 жыл бұрын

Same aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

I remember encountering a Sydney Funnel Web during my travels. they are scary little guys, I stayed a safe distance, and watched, but seeing them rear up, exposing their fangs, was awesome site to behold.

Every time they say "milk [the spider]" I think of Meet the Parents. "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?"

@JonBonesJones84

6 жыл бұрын

Parallaxus -- Did Robert DiNero really say

@beeeennnnnnn

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha classic

@subforsubreal5381

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@marksanchez8962

6 жыл бұрын

Best comment yet!

@tsunamiriptide1825

6 жыл бұрын

Parallaxus lol i remember that

1:23 I hadn’t actually seen any of the video yet and his beard legitimately scared me 😂

@jasleen5315

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA me too

@GroBom78

4 жыл бұрын

Bree Topkuschi HAHAHAHA

@Iwillpeerintotheeyesofyoursoul

4 жыл бұрын

Actually the meanest looking guys are generally nice!

@aronious291

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if any spiders have gotten lost in his beard 😬

aww what a cute fluffy spider

Ai love your videos

“When you see this animal in the wild...” Oh here comes the obligatory admire it from a safe distance again “... try to catch it and bring it here!” Wait wat

@beautifyxox_6465

6 жыл бұрын

Shocksidian omg same😂😂

@RaiKarim9

6 жыл бұрын

I guess he didn't think this much through due to his excitation, but it definitely lacks the usual recommandation of keeping ourselves safe... since we're talking about the deadliest spider in the world, here.

@NightShade1218

6 жыл бұрын

But like he said, there hasn't been a death recorded in quite awhile, and more severe cases are rare.

@-dash.

6 жыл бұрын

Tyler Carnegie Yea but it's still out of character for him to ask people to catch when they spotted these spiders, no matter how deadly theh are

@coryman125

6 жыл бұрын

The fact that there hasn't been a death in a long while means people are good at avoiding bites, and at treating them. That doesn't mean it's safe to be around them, especially if you're trying to catch them- even if it isn't fatal, a bite would be very unpleasant. Not to mention, a lot of Coyote's fans are pretty young (see: his tour videos, his video in Washington where he went to the beach with some fans, his video of taking a group of kids through a park, etc.). If any of them saw this, it might give them some pretty dangerous ideas. All that said, if a competent, coordinated person came across one in a situation where the usual "admire it from a safe distance" doesn't apply (for instance, finding one in their house), catching it and taking it there would be better than leaving it, and more useful than killing it

Worst case scenario for the spider: “Ow, I bit my tongue!” *dies*

@unintelligentintellectual8508

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Chung hahahahaha

@soltrice

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Chung lmao

@macdt95

6 жыл бұрын

BWHAHAHH

@sk1_nelly

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Chung ha

@yoyo-tb2xp

6 жыл бұрын

God i would never move my mouth! Lol.

Anyone else stuck in quarantine so u decide to rewatch Coyote enter the some type of zone?

You are so brave

Coyote: “if you come across one of these spiders, try to safely catch it and bring it here” Video title: *ONE BITE CAN KILL YOU!!!!!*

@shaadhiyarasheedh7669

3 жыл бұрын

Please give this comment more likes❤🤣 its makimg me laugh sooo hard

@obisley

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too

@Micaela1527

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Tkeyzon60fps

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaadhiyarasheedh7669 give me one

@shaadhiyarasheedh7669

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tkeyzon60fps done

Coyote's logic Venomous animals: safely admire it from a distance. Funnel web spider: secure it and bring it here. OK?! 👌😂

@revl6151

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO I'm going to try to catch one if I see one. Thanks coyote Peterson! Next: gets stung by funnel web spider

@synthemagician4686

5 жыл бұрын

Tell that to the Gila monster.... He learned his lesson lol

@royal_beast6476

5 жыл бұрын

You are actually dum he meant to help save people life's to make an anti venom DUH!

@voltic7133

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget he literally put his hand right up next to a brazilian Wandering Spider.

It’s crazy they do that stuff and it’s amazing they make the anti-venom like that

Hes like the bravest person i ever seen in my life😲

Still not sure if it’s the best idea to say “safely try to catch it” because many viewers are young.

@raptorcell6633

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Dragan better advice: kill it with fire

I just adore the fact that Cains hair just migrated from his head to his chin

@James31006

4 жыл бұрын

Kane*

"i brought you a sydney funnelweb spider" normal people: OMG KEEP THE LID ON kane: oh excellent my favourite

More power to you my dude I'm terrified of spiders xD

"Hey sorry none of this was recorded!" Just imagine that

@bahjom658

4 жыл бұрын

cream_gamer omg 😱 that would’ve sucked

"thicker legs to identify the female" 😏

@real_III

4 жыл бұрын

Just....stop

@ronswanson7371

4 жыл бұрын

😏

@jenn7986

4 жыл бұрын

Don't take that out of context

@pixy4303

4 жыл бұрын

Stop

@ericpan601

4 жыл бұрын

GET IT TO 69 LIKES

He is the bravest person i have ever seen!!...