On Patrol With Officer Jex - Jerma Streams True Crime: New York City (Long Edit #1)

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From Jerma's first two True Crime: New York City streams
Part 0 (4/10/2018): • Jerma Streams - True C...
Part 1 (4/17/2018): • Jerma Streams - True C...
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Jerma streams True Crime: New York City long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams True Cri...
One small +3 good for man, one giant -10 bad for mankind.
Note: This edit was requested by MizuSwano.

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  • @johncrops
    @johncrops Жыл бұрын

    Oh boy it's my favorite streamer Jerma985 playing the role of "Good Cop!" I sure hope he doesn't punch an innocent civilian in the face, escape on a motorcycle, then get hit by a car and explode like a firework!

  • @sadsam3733

    @sadsam3733

    Жыл бұрын

    That scene is engraved on my memory...

  • @scoobysnax

    @scoobysnax

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@sadsam3733 it's engraved in the memories of those civilians, too

  • @marvelous_jack5228

    @marvelous_jack5228

    Жыл бұрын

    that entire bit will play in my mind in my final moments

  • @ValentineStare

    @ValentineStare

    Жыл бұрын

    uh oh 😬😬😬

  • @elijahanderson607

    @elijahanderson607

    Жыл бұрын

    Jason Funderburker

  • @AveryHyena
    @AveryHyena Жыл бұрын

    Why is npcs going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" whenever they get run over and turned into red mist so funny

  • @jackw.1342

    @jackw.1342

    Жыл бұрын

    Quotes from a psychopath

  • @BalthorYT

    @BalthorYT

    Жыл бұрын

    Found Jerma's alt account

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Жыл бұрын

    “That guy died huffing Glade in a van 40 years ago” is an All-Timer Jerma line

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers171610 ай бұрын

    The first thing he thought of to max out his bitrate was holding up a headphone wire and shaking it vigorously. I love it.

  • @nickrose1312
    @nickrose1312 Жыл бұрын

    53:03 the idea that someone hadn't taken a SINGLE STEP and was still gaining on Jerma in a car is terrifying

  • @daniellindemann7968
    @daniellindemann7968 Жыл бұрын

    4 hours of Jerma going the wrong way down every one way street in New York

  • @SmolBloof
    @SmolBloof Жыл бұрын

    Finally they caught the mass-serial murderer Jerma. Justice for the 985 victims. Can't wait to hear the verdict!

  • @Intentionallyfrogged

    @Intentionallyfrogged

    Жыл бұрын

    punishment: catboy stream

  • @aprentice234567

    @aprentice234567

    Жыл бұрын

    Verdict: GO BACK OUT THERE AND DO MORE DAMAGE

  • @dadongo850

    @dadongo850

    10 ай бұрын

    He was unable to fit an entire baseball up his ass at trial, so the charges were dropped

  • @mrishka7286
    @mrishka728610 ай бұрын

    1:12:20 LMFAOOO WHAT THE FUCKK?? THE 'police radio' IS LITERALLY AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TRANSMISSION 😭 "Southwest 925 climb & mantain flight level three-seven-zero"

  • @tjyearly6569
    @tjyearly6569 Жыл бұрын

    He looked so young and happy, where have those years gone ?

  • @slyseal2091

    @slyseal2091

    Жыл бұрын

    greed.

  • @98-SR5

    @98-SR5

    Жыл бұрын

    @@slyseal2091 No it was the Simpsons Hit & Run stream. He aged like 5 years in that one alone.

  • @aldxbaran

    @aldxbaran

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VampireDrip Remember to take all jokes literally and react seriously every time

  • @NotCthulhu

    @NotCthulhu

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@aldxbaranIt's what Jerma would have wanted.

  • @MarcLevins

    @MarcLevins

    11 ай бұрын

    now he's old and sooo BITTER.

  • @cyber_xiii3786
    @cyber_xiii3786 Жыл бұрын

    I think part of the reason this game is so unintentionally hilarious is because him playing with a high framerate makes the timescale in the game like 1.3x faster or something like that Oh he figures out the framerate is causing weird stuff pretty early on

  • @matthias6933

    @matthias6933

    Жыл бұрын

    the PC version is generally completely broken. There is a Digital Foundry tech showcase video that goes into the specifics

  • @mikeyaftony2464

    @mikeyaftony2464

    9 ай бұрын

    He playing it on PS2, though?????????? Jerm says that during the opening cutscene. Wait no my brain works he switches to pc port I forgot

  • @M8ingSeason
    @M8ingSeason Жыл бұрын

    *FIRES A FUCKING PISTOL INTO THE AIR* "everybody calm down."

  • @voxsq
    @voxsq11 ай бұрын

    3:00:47 i like how jerma's reaction is just "no..why?" like this is the most devastating thing that has happened to him

  • @mikeyaftony2464
    @mikeyaftony24649 ай бұрын

    One of my favorite part of these streams is that Jerma seemingly has this urge to ALWAYS drive on the wrong side of the road. Its the entire reason he couldn't start the second mission.

  • @ItsBoo.
    @ItsBoo. Жыл бұрын

    Skye you're killing me. I absolutely love this stream from that era. This and Punisher were amazing streams. Keep it up! Thank you for all the work you provide us jermamites you're a real one xo 💕

  • @lailabear

    @lailabear

    Жыл бұрын

    you just reminded me of that stream! i remember laughing my ass off while watching the vod 2 years ago.

  • @vanitymirrorss
    @vanitymirrorss Жыл бұрын

    Registered Jex Offender

  • @swearingmudcrab
    @swearingmudcrab Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy "Fear Implies Guilt" Elbertson

  • @Anthrax_Add1ct
    @Anthrax_Add1ct Жыл бұрын

    The lack of music makes this much more eerie and with only the voice of my favourite psychopath to comfort me

  • @JanJansen985
    @JanJansen985 Жыл бұрын

    The only bad part of these golden streams is that there is a finite amount of them

  • @nuclearpotato4073

    @nuclearpotato4073

    Жыл бұрын

    don't call them that

  • @Azazelea

    @Azazelea

    10 ай бұрын

    More like golden piss streams AAHTCACHACHACHAAA

  • @armchairtony
    @armchairtony Жыл бұрын

    Somebody needs to teach him how one-way streets work

  • @kaxoki2207
    @kaxoki22073 ай бұрын

    Jerma pulled me over for speeding. I rolled down my window and he was in a full clown costume. He honked his nose and stared at me for 1-3 minutes. He didn’t blink once. His eyes watered and his make up got washed off from the water. He then pulled me out of my car, put one of my hands in a cuff and the other to a pole. The clown took my car, drove five feet and exploded. I still remember seeing him sit down calmly in the fire of the car and turn his neck like an owl towards me. He whispered something. I couldn’t hear it. I think about that every day.

  • @brix1181
    @brix1181 Жыл бұрын

    "Why is a head shot a bad cop?" ...ok

  • @zzeroara9511
    @zzeroara9511 Жыл бұрын

    in retrospect, the way he played this game isn't too far off from the IRL nypd

  • @starseekers108

    @starseekers108

    Жыл бұрын

    the “run and gun shoot people and smash their heads into the ground” tutorial in the beginning is essentially what i assume nypd training is

  • @zzeroara9511

    @zzeroara9511

    Жыл бұрын

    @@starseekers108 based on their history, it could be

  • @riikki___

    @riikki___

    Жыл бұрын

    @@starseekers108 don't forget killing eachother in training (they were whistleblowers its fine)

  • @SFTaYZa

    @SFTaYZa

    11 ай бұрын

    yeh bro defund dem acab pigs!!!

  • @demonicloaf2100

    @demonicloaf2100

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@SFTaYZaGod your subscriptions are cringe.

  • @josephmadonia5995
    @josephmadonia59953 ай бұрын

    1:07:28 i don't know what's funnier, the super wheeze laugh when he explodes or the police call right after lmao

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg Жыл бұрын

    Watching these older streams I question if there was ever a time he wasn't filled with bloodlust. "Do your PT to become a detective" *snaps a trainers neck*

  • @iiequinox8044
    @iiequinox8044 Жыл бұрын

    We really appreciate the old Jerma highlights. Good to see this timeline's version of him is still streaming.

  • @dachshund_gaming
    @dachshund_gaming Жыл бұрын

    53:24 what an interesting sequence of events

  • @hahe7350
    @hahe7350 Жыл бұрын

    So many years I have watched Jerma, but I have still not figured out why he finds car accidents so damn funny

  • @shaterlemming2549
    @shaterlemming2549 Жыл бұрын

    Stopping and frisking people while in civilian clothes seems like a bad idea lmao

  • @josho5484
    @josho5484 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely pegged for this edit

  • @jhondisjames2151

    @jhondisjames2151

    Жыл бұрын

    Stay pegged everyone

  • @clinkus
    @clinkus Жыл бұрын

    i love this game and this stream and this streamer and this editor

  • @ezrawallet
    @ezrawallet Жыл бұрын

    1:27:00 I lived in Vermont my whole life. Terrifying to think that Jerma knows what our state is shaped like.

  • @Dismuth
    @Dismuth Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I feel like Jerma is just a character he has played for 10 years and we haven't figured it out yet.

  • @veiljumper
    @veiljumper Жыл бұрын

    one of my favorite streams EVER its slept on!!! thank you skye for always feeding us

  • @sammysalgado1475
    @sammysalgado1475 Жыл бұрын

    I absolutely needed this right now,thank you😊

  • @m4xfield
    @m4xfield Жыл бұрын

    Love the older stream edits. Thank you based skye

  • @wizardwaluigi8623
    @wizardwaluigi8623 Жыл бұрын

    There needs to be a comp of Jerma's one second image stream start screen. I remember the most popular was the "Naked" one.

  • @Azby_
    @Azby_ Жыл бұрын

    ♥♥ THANK YOU so much for the work you do on these edits Skye!!

  • @_playeronyt_
    @_playeronyt_ Жыл бұрын

    YES, always wanted an edit of this. Thank you

  • @kenogoodpaster9090
    @kenogoodpaster9090 Жыл бұрын

    skye you're insane i was literally thinking about watching these last week. Bless you

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken7 ай бұрын

    Any Jerma edit that starts with "Month, Day, Year" is gonna be a *good* one.

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_5 ай бұрын

    The lack of music makes this even funnier

  • @varetek6251
    @varetek6251 Жыл бұрын

    Skye does my favorite edits like ever. Keep doing such amazing work

  • @Kkakasih12
    @Kkakasih12 Жыл бұрын

    SO THATS WHAT THE JERMAMUSTARD IS. i always wonder like what the fuck what this emote is even. cant believe its just an abomination, thats just it

  • @theonlybilge
    @theonlybilge2 ай бұрын

    1:07:54 Hearing Jeremiah say "serial rapist" is quite funny.

  • @dronkobungerson9600
    @dronkobungerson9600 Жыл бұрын

    these streams were good thanks for the edit

  • @-thechocoholic-7604
    @-thechocoholic-7604 Жыл бұрын

    Already watched this whole stream but any edit from Skye is worth watching

  • @troyhadge8300
    @troyhadge8300 Жыл бұрын

    Loving these older edits, thanks!

  • @PlatoonGoon
    @PlatoonGoon9 ай бұрын

    I appreciate you just as much as the vods, thanks my guy. 38:03 "Incringe on my rights" sounds like what you say when you see a bad meme. 1:07:30 _it blew his legs off_ that whole moment was perfect

  • @nontologicalbeing
    @nontologicalbeing Жыл бұрын

    The comedic timing between Jerma and this game is scientifically improbable

  • @themisterslush
    @themisterslush Жыл бұрын

    a match made in heaven Jerma and crime :)

  • @facing_w0rlds
    @facing_w0rlds Жыл бұрын

    This stream was FIVE YEARS ago???

  • @ThePacifist1012

    @ThePacifist1012

    Жыл бұрын

    still in Boston even

  • @gwitch
    @gwitch Жыл бұрын

    skye the 🐐 no 🧢

  • @Masquerade1200
    @Masquerade1200 Жыл бұрын

    Man I am in TEARS at beetlejuice

  • @user-dv8eo5pb5v
    @user-dv8eo5pb5v Жыл бұрын

    seeing beetlejuice gave me whiplash

  • @lailabear
    @lailabear Жыл бұрын

    I needed something to do work to. Thank you!

  • @Gallant_Silver
    @Gallant_Silver Жыл бұрын

    3:18:35 they censored her

  • @THEJesusChristyoutubechannel

    @THEJesusChristyoutubechannel

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @NestorTheMindSculptor
    @NestorTheMindSculptor Жыл бұрын

    him using the spikes to sacrifice the guard, holy shit

  • @nyla199
    @nyla199 Жыл бұрын

    I can't wait to go to bed covered in my jerma stink!!! Jerma helps me sleep every night thanks to the stink.

  • @we-must-live

    @we-must-live

    Жыл бұрын

    i'm a 10 year man watched jerma for a good long time seen the memes come and go but what the fuck

  • @lanty2092

    @lanty2092

    Жыл бұрын

    @@we-must-live thought you said 10 year old man

  • @blinkyy1088

    @blinkyy1088

    Жыл бұрын

    Some guys get all the luck

  • @eurowanker
    @eurowanker Жыл бұрын

    tears in my eyes, I used to pray for days like these

  • @vaizor
    @vaizor10 ай бұрын

    the announcer in the training area is literally a jerma voice

  • @shaterlemming2549
    @shaterlemming2549 Жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for the 2nd long edit. This was great

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar Жыл бұрын

    Hard to believe hes turning 50 this year.

  • @gj5748

    @gj5748

    8 ай бұрын

    He's what

  • @117johnpar

    @117johnpar

    8 ай бұрын

    @@gj5748 Missed his Bday already. Was in September

  • @sunlightfire5925
    @sunlightfire592511 ай бұрын

    this stream is great but im soooo distracted every time that one police woman talks cause im 99% sure she's voiced by mariska hargitay from law and order svu

  • @shortbreadhead
    @shortbreadhead Жыл бұрын

    I kind of wish someone would have uploaded him playing Streets of Rogue, I suddenly remembered that and was surprised I couldn't find it :(

  • @skye4

    @skye4

    Жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/p2eluaubY7rbYrQ.html

  • @user-nj6bt5gy4s
    @user-nj6bt5gy4s Жыл бұрын

    1:07:28

  • @shaterlemming2549
    @shaterlemming2549 Жыл бұрын

    I know how everyone calls Jerma a psycho, this stream is a great example why

  • @urntheburn
    @urntheburn Жыл бұрын

    wake up babe sky4 dropped 2 movies worth of jerma

  • @sneezebiscuits7239
    @sneezebiscuits7239 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks as always, Skye! Would you be willing to do a Sleeping Dogs highlight?

  • @churchyard
    @churchyard Жыл бұрын

    you’re the realest

  • @den-lavender
    @den-lavender Жыл бұрын

    love u skye, keep up the good work

  • @awesometuck1559
    @awesometuck1559 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Skye! Do you have any plans to do an RE4 Remake Mega Edit! Your videos are my favorite, thank you so much for all you do for this community!

  • @skye4

    @skye4

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't have plans to edit them, but I can add those streams to the request queue.

  • @vurruckt
    @vurruckt Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the video. Wouldn't happen to be doing a Sleeping Dogs edit at some point?

  • @skye4

    @skye4

    Жыл бұрын

    Coincidentally, it's in the request queue.

  • @trippasnippa119
    @trippasnippa119 Жыл бұрын

    do you just upload videos based on what streams you enjoy

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless Жыл бұрын

    At the end, why didn’t jermaMoon, jermaSun, jermaSaturn and jermaComet show up in the chat?

  • @skye4

    @skye4

    Жыл бұрын

    The footage of chat that I used was from an old recording where ChatReplay was kind of buggy about displaying emotes. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZJVnlrlxm86skbg.html They show up correctly now in ChatReplay, but I didn't know that until after I had rendered and uploaded this video.

  • @waffleless

    @waffleless

    Жыл бұрын

    @@skye4 Ah, that explains it. At first I thought everyone was messing up like Jerma did writing pogChamp

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_6 ай бұрын

    Yes Maaam

  • @skipmanghondarg
    @skipmanghondarg Жыл бұрын

    thank you skye

  • @ComediandoTV
    @ComediandoTV Жыл бұрын

    He does look like a gremlings 2 type actor

  • @feline_warrior1067
    @feline_warrior1067 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, i can't believe there's a dude from Nantucket

  • @futagnostic
    @futagnostic Жыл бұрын

    jerma labo stream highlights?

  • @shaterlemming2549
    @shaterlemming2549 Жыл бұрын

    Wow the graphics on PS2 and PC are miles apart lol

  • @NeckJohnsonNash
    @NeckJohnsonNash11 ай бұрын

    he loooks like herman munster

  • @commandantcarpenter
    @commandantcarpenter Жыл бұрын

    my god officer, how could you drive a bus the wrong way down a one way street, running into as many cars as possible. anyway heres your gun and badge, just arrest some people more nicely and we'll consider it even

  • @commandantcarpenter

    @commandantcarpenter

    Жыл бұрын

    what a beautiful work of art.

  • @nothingdoing4
    @nothingdoing4 Жыл бұрын

    4 HOUR MEGA EDIT 🔥 INSHALLAH 🧎‍♂️

  • @benjaminqmorris

    @benjaminqmorris

    Жыл бұрын

    before you appropriate arabic sayings at least learn what they mean. inshallah means "god willing" as in youre hoping for something. you're looking for mashallah, but you probably shouldnt use that either

  • @LordVader1094

    @LordVader1094

    Жыл бұрын

    @@benjaminqmorris Don't care didn't ask plus you're white

  • @we-must-live

    @we-must-live

    Жыл бұрын

    @@benjaminqmorris education!

  • @aidanrock8719

    @aidanrock8719

    Жыл бұрын

    @@benjaminqmorris You're doing the really stupid thing where you want to be polite or something, but you're telling someone to not harmlessly add some words from a different language into their lexicon, what's the point? Don't be weird about it for no reason, they can say inshallah/mashallah, just give them the correction and stick to your business

  • @lukachew32

    @lukachew32

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@benjaminqmorris 🤓☝️

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Жыл бұрын

    I always knew jerma was a NARC

  • @regularspecial1
    @regularspecial1 Жыл бұрын

    good looks

  • @bigman3274
    @bigman3274 Жыл бұрын

    20:00

  • @ashu4122
    @ashu412210 ай бұрын

    49:15 whaaaaa???

  • @LuxxyLux1
    @LuxxyLux1 Жыл бұрын

    3:29:34

  • @riikki___
    @riikki___ Жыл бұрын

    dude these 2000 era police games are insane the first police work you actually do in this game is stop and search 3 random black men on the sidewalk 💀

  • @ThePacifist1012
    @ThePacifist1012 Жыл бұрын

    im pogging

  • @BallinArbiter
    @BallinArbiter Жыл бұрын

    Say jex

  • @RobloxSugarFanta
    @RobloxSugarFanta Жыл бұрын

    ...i don't remember this game being *this* janky

  • @Mogwaifu
    @Mogwaifu Жыл бұрын

    1:59:28 :l...

  • @IronStaff7
    @IronStaff73 ай бұрын

    51:51 This makes me laugh every time XD 1:07:15 too 1:51:48 that doppler effect 2:16:03 2:17:46

  • @Intertayne
    @Intertayne10 ай бұрын

    Jerma is my little boyfriend

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen Жыл бұрын

    Omfg thank you

  • @razzntazz43
    @razzntazz43 Жыл бұрын

    My brother and I played the ever living shit outta this game on PS2

  • @we-must-live

    @we-must-live

    Жыл бұрын

    wasn't there a debug menu for this game on the ps2? i remember putting in the cheat code and seeing a buncha random shit that my 8-year old brain didn't understand...

  • @leesimmers6693
    @leesimmers6693 Жыл бұрын

    2:06:53 saving this for myself ignore ⛹️

  • @jessicalortie8719
    @jessicalortie8719 Жыл бұрын

    1:07:15

  • @cactuss33ds

    @cactuss33ds

    Жыл бұрын

    ah, the good ol' days, back when he could laugh like that and not need to take an 8 month vacation

  • @13Gisang

    @13Gisang

    Жыл бұрын

    "GOOD COP!"

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