On Patrol With Officer Jex - Jerma Streams True Crime: New York City (Long Edit #1)
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From Jerma's first two True Crime: New York City streams
Part 0 (4/10/2018): • Jerma Streams - True C...
Part 1 (4/17/2018): • Jerma Streams - True C...
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Jerma streams True Crime: New York City long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams True Cri...
One small +3 good for man, one giant -10 bad for mankind.
Note: This edit was requested by MizuSwano.
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Oh boy it's my favorite streamer Jerma985 playing the role of "Good Cop!" I sure hope he doesn't punch an innocent civilian in the face, escape on a motorcycle, then get hit by a car and explode like a firework!
@sadsam3733
Жыл бұрын
That scene is engraved on my memory...
@scoobysnax
Жыл бұрын
@@sadsam3733 it's engraved in the memories of those civilians, too
@marvelous_jack5228
Жыл бұрын
that entire bit will play in my mind in my final moments
@ValentineStare
Жыл бұрын
uh oh 😬😬😬
@elijahanderson607
Жыл бұрын
Jason Funderburker
Why is npcs going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" whenever they get run over and turned into red mist so funny
@jackw.1342
Жыл бұрын
Quotes from a psychopath
@BalthorYT
Жыл бұрын
Found Jerma's alt account
“That guy died huffing Glade in a van 40 years ago” is an All-Timer Jerma line
The first thing he thought of to max out his bitrate was holding up a headphone wire and shaking it vigorously. I love it.
53:03 the idea that someone hadn't taken a SINGLE STEP and was still gaining on Jerma in a car is terrifying
4 hours of Jerma going the wrong way down every one way street in New York
Finally they caught the mass-serial murderer Jerma. Justice for the 985 victims. Can't wait to hear the verdict!
@Intentionallyfrogged
Жыл бұрын
punishment: catboy stream
@aprentice234567
Жыл бұрын
Verdict: GO BACK OUT THERE AND DO MORE DAMAGE
@dadongo850
10 ай бұрын
He was unable to fit an entire baseball up his ass at trial, so the charges were dropped
1:12:20 LMFAOOO WHAT THE FUCKK?? THE 'police radio' IS LITERALLY AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TRANSMISSION 😭 "Southwest 925 climb & mantain flight level three-seven-zero"
He looked so young and happy, where have those years gone ?
@slyseal2091
Жыл бұрын
greed.
@98-SR5
Жыл бұрын
@@slyseal2091 No it was the Simpsons Hit & Run stream. He aged like 5 years in that one alone.
@aldxbaran
Жыл бұрын
@@VampireDrip Remember to take all jokes literally and react seriously every time
@NotCthulhu
Жыл бұрын
@@aldxbaranIt's what Jerma would have wanted.
@MarcLevins
11 ай бұрын
now he's old and sooo BITTER.
I think part of the reason this game is so unintentionally hilarious is because him playing with a high framerate makes the timescale in the game like 1.3x faster or something like that Oh he figures out the framerate is causing weird stuff pretty early on
@matthias6933
Жыл бұрын
the PC version is generally completely broken. There is a Digital Foundry tech showcase video that goes into the specifics
@mikeyaftony2464
9 ай бұрын
He playing it on PS2, though?????????? Jerm says that during the opening cutscene. Wait no my brain works he switches to pc port I forgot
*FIRES A FUCKING PISTOL INTO THE AIR* "everybody calm down."
3:00:47 i like how jerma's reaction is just "no..why?" like this is the most devastating thing that has happened to him
One of my favorite part of these streams is that Jerma seemingly has this urge to ALWAYS drive on the wrong side of the road. Its the entire reason he couldn't start the second mission.
Skye you're killing me. I absolutely love this stream from that era. This and Punisher were amazing streams. Keep it up! Thank you for all the work you provide us jermamites you're a real one xo 💕
@lailabear
Жыл бұрын
you just reminded me of that stream! i remember laughing my ass off while watching the vod 2 years ago.
Registered Jex Offender
Jeremy "Fear Implies Guilt" Elbertson
The lack of music makes this much more eerie and with only the voice of my favourite psychopath to comfort me
The only bad part of these golden streams is that there is a finite amount of them
@nuclearpotato4073
Жыл бұрын
don't call them that
@Azazelea
10 ай бұрын
More like golden piss streams AAHTCACHACHACHAAA
Somebody needs to teach him how one-way streets work
Jerma pulled me over for speeding. I rolled down my window and he was in a full clown costume. He honked his nose and stared at me for 1-3 minutes. He didn’t blink once. His eyes watered and his make up got washed off from the water. He then pulled me out of my car, put one of my hands in a cuff and the other to a pole. The clown took my car, drove five feet and exploded. I still remember seeing him sit down calmly in the fire of the car and turn his neck like an owl towards me. He whispered something. I couldn’t hear it. I think about that every day.
"Why is a head shot a bad cop?" ...ok
in retrospect, the way he played this game isn't too far off from the IRL nypd
@starseekers108
Жыл бұрын
the “run and gun shoot people and smash their heads into the ground” tutorial in the beginning is essentially what i assume nypd training is
@zzeroara9511
Жыл бұрын
@@starseekers108 based on their history, it could be
@riikki___
Жыл бұрын
@@starseekers108 don't forget killing eachother in training (they were whistleblowers its fine)
@SFTaYZa
11 ай бұрын
yeh bro defund dem acab pigs!!!
@demonicloaf2100
5 ай бұрын
@@SFTaYZaGod your subscriptions are cringe.
1:07:28 i don't know what's funnier, the super wheeze laugh when he explodes or the police call right after lmao
Watching these older streams I question if there was ever a time he wasn't filled with bloodlust. "Do your PT to become a detective" *snaps a trainers neck*
We really appreciate the old Jerma highlights. Good to see this timeline's version of him is still streaming.
53:24 what an interesting sequence of events
So many years I have watched Jerma, but I have still not figured out why he finds car accidents so damn funny
Stopping and frisking people while in civilian clothes seems like a bad idea lmao
Absolutely pegged for this edit
@jhondisjames2151
Жыл бұрын
Stay pegged everyone
i love this game and this stream and this streamer and this editor
1:27:00 I lived in Vermont my whole life. Terrifying to think that Jerma knows what our state is shaped like.
Sometimes I feel like Jerma is just a character he has played for 10 years and we haven't figured it out yet.
one of my favorite streams EVER its slept on!!! thank you skye for always feeding us
I absolutely needed this right now,thank you😊
Love the older stream edits. Thank you based skye
There needs to be a comp of Jerma's one second image stream start screen. I remember the most popular was the "Naked" one.
♥♥ THANK YOU so much for the work you do on these edits Skye!!
YES, always wanted an edit of this. Thank you
skye you're insane i was literally thinking about watching these last week. Bless you
Any Jerma edit that starts with "Month, Day, Year" is gonna be a *good* one.
The lack of music makes this even funnier
Skye does my favorite edits like ever. Keep doing such amazing work
SO THATS WHAT THE JERMAMUSTARD IS. i always wonder like what the fuck what this emote is even. cant believe its just an abomination, thats just it
1:07:54 Hearing Jeremiah say "serial rapist" is quite funny.
these streams were good thanks for the edit
Already watched this whole stream but any edit from Skye is worth watching
Loving these older edits, thanks!
I appreciate you just as much as the vods, thanks my guy. 38:03 "Incringe on my rights" sounds like what you say when you see a bad meme. 1:07:30 _it blew his legs off_ that whole moment was perfect
The comedic timing between Jerma and this game is scientifically improbable
a match made in heaven Jerma and crime :)
This stream was FIVE YEARS ago???
@ThePacifist1012
Жыл бұрын
still in Boston even
skye the 🐐 no 🧢
Man I am in TEARS at beetlejuice
seeing beetlejuice gave me whiplash
I needed something to do work to. Thank you!
3:18:35 they censored her
@THEJesusChristyoutubechannel
Жыл бұрын
😂
him using the spikes to sacrifice the guard, holy shit
I can't wait to go to bed covered in my jerma stink!!! Jerma helps me sleep every night thanks to the stink.
@we-must-live
Жыл бұрын
i'm a 10 year man watched jerma for a good long time seen the memes come and go but what the fuck
@lanty2092
Жыл бұрын
@@we-must-live thought you said 10 year old man
@blinkyy1088
Жыл бұрын
Some guys get all the luck
tears in my eyes, I used to pray for days like these
the announcer in the training area is literally a jerma voice
Can't wait for the 2nd long edit. This was great
Hard to believe hes turning 50 this year.
@gj5748
8 ай бұрын
He's what
@117johnpar
8 ай бұрын
@@gj5748 Missed his Bday already. Was in September
this stream is great but im soooo distracted every time that one police woman talks cause im 99% sure she's voiced by mariska hargitay from law and order svu
I kind of wish someone would have uploaded him playing Streets of Rogue, I suddenly remembered that and was surprised I couldn't find it :(
@skye4
Жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/p2eluaubY7rbYrQ.html
1:07:28
I know how everyone calls Jerma a psycho, this stream is a great example why
wake up babe sky4 dropped 2 movies worth of jerma
Thanks as always, Skye! Would you be willing to do a Sleeping Dogs highlight?
you’re the realest
love u skye, keep up the good work
Hey Skye! Do you have any plans to do an RE4 Remake Mega Edit! Your videos are my favorite, thank you so much for all you do for this community!
@skye4
Жыл бұрын
I don't have plans to edit them, but I can add those streams to the request queue.
Thank you for the video. Wouldn't happen to be doing a Sleeping Dogs edit at some point?
@skye4
Жыл бұрын
Coincidentally, it's in the request queue.
do you just upload videos based on what streams you enjoy
At the end, why didn’t jermaMoon, jermaSun, jermaSaturn and jermaComet show up in the chat?
@skye4
Жыл бұрын
The footage of chat that I used was from an old recording where ChatReplay was kind of buggy about displaying emotes. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZJVnlrlxm86skbg.html They show up correctly now in ChatReplay, but I didn't know that until after I had rendered and uploaded this video.
@waffleless
Жыл бұрын
@@skye4 Ah, that explains it. At first I thought everyone was messing up like Jerma did writing pogChamp
Yes Maaam
thank you skye
He does look like a gremlings 2 type actor
Damn, i can't believe there's a dude from Nantucket
jerma labo stream highlights?
Wow the graphics on PS2 and PC are miles apart lol
he loooks like herman munster
my god officer, how could you drive a bus the wrong way down a one way street, running into as many cars as possible. anyway heres your gun and badge, just arrest some people more nicely and we'll consider it even
@commandantcarpenter
Жыл бұрын
what a beautiful work of art.
4 HOUR MEGA EDIT 🔥 INSHALLAH 🧎♂️
@benjaminqmorris
Жыл бұрын
before you appropriate arabic sayings at least learn what they mean. inshallah means "god willing" as in youre hoping for something. you're looking for mashallah, but you probably shouldnt use that either
@LordVader1094
Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminqmorris Don't care didn't ask plus you're white
@we-must-live
Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminqmorris education!
@aidanrock8719
Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminqmorris You're doing the really stupid thing where you want to be polite or something, but you're telling someone to not harmlessly add some words from a different language into their lexicon, what's the point? Don't be weird about it for no reason, they can say inshallah/mashallah, just give them the correction and stick to your business
@lukachew32
Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminqmorris 🤓☝️
I always knew jerma was a NARC
good looks
20:00
49:15 whaaaaa???
3:29:34
dude these 2000 era police games are insane the first police work you actually do in this game is stop and search 3 random black men on the sidewalk 💀
im pogging
Say jex
...i don't remember this game being *this* janky
1:59:28 :l...
51:51 This makes me laugh every time XD 1:07:15 too 1:51:48 that doppler effect 2:16:03 2:17:46
Jerma is my little boyfriend
Omfg thank you
My brother and I played the ever living shit outta this game on PS2
@we-must-live
Жыл бұрын
wasn't there a debug menu for this game on the ps2? i remember putting in the cheat code and seeing a buncha random shit that my 8-year old brain didn't understand...
2:06:53 saving this for myself ignore ⛹️
1:07:15
@cactuss33ds
Жыл бұрын
ah, the good ol' days, back when he could laugh like that and not need to take an 8 month vacation
@13Gisang
Жыл бұрын
"GOOD COP!"