I can unironically see Jerma being part of a mob. Not as the boss though, he's the guy that puts the car bomb in the wrong car and gets whacked because of it.

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

"No Stevenson am not gonna rigged the boss's car! Okay maybe just 1 car bomb, fuck what's the Timer on? Does that say 10 minutes or 10 secon-" *massive explosion* Later Stevenson: "I don't know, I don't even think you're supposed to put timers on car bombs."

@deliboy8895

Жыл бұрын

Blackkklansman

@fwoqma

Жыл бұрын

would you say he has big goon energy?

@Memerath

Жыл бұрын

no chat i’m not gonna rig tony’s car

@_1vn4_

Жыл бұрын

@Shane its a movie with a related scene

I literally cannot imagine this dude sitting in like an outback steakhouse for dinner, hes fucking crazy

@AdamKlownzinger

Жыл бұрын

He owns a CAR, he owns a HOUSE, he has TANGIBLE ASSETS. That should SCARE you.

@snkybrki

Жыл бұрын

@@AdamKlownzinger I heard he even has a GIRLFRIEND. This man's absolute PSYCHOPATHY will no doubt TRAUMATIZE her if left unchecked. Fortunately, chat is his outlet for now, but who knows when his MURDEROUS instincts will kick in again.

@campbell1232

Жыл бұрын

@@AdamKlownzinger He's so close to being real it's scary

@BudBonkerson

Жыл бұрын

@@AdamKlownzinger Jerma has UNLIMITED LIABILITY

@yellobanana6456

Жыл бұрын

Thank god jerma isn't real

Jerma "conveniently" forgets how to shoot people when it's his job to but will easily beat innocent women and security guards without hesitation. I don't know how he does it.

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

He only does it when he feels power.

@endig4501

Жыл бұрын

He likes to be close enough that the blood splashes on him. See Dork Cube.

@vaan_

Жыл бұрын

when the sus guy takes over

@giganticzombie

Жыл бұрын

@@vaan_ Dr. Jerma and Mr. Sus

@animatrix1490

Жыл бұрын

@@giganticzombie They are a person who feels good to be among-us

He immediately, IMMEDIATELY promises to murder people with his car and punch people in the face. Not even for a singular moment can this sick individual stomach smiles on the faces and joy in the hearts of the common person without the instantaneous exercise of one’s darkest savage desires for destruction and death. Great stuff as always, excited for the next video

@simplexjohnny

Жыл бұрын

He'll laugh as he crashes the car into people

@Lysergic_Fox

Жыл бұрын

this guy is fucked

@Thomas_Angelo

Жыл бұрын

Detective we need you to put him into jail. As always, keep making good content Jerma.

@Marispider

Жыл бұрын

666th like

@18754KRS

Жыл бұрын

＋２

*talks through the cutscene* . “wait what’s going on?”

Jerma as a mafia godfather is probably the scariest thing I have ever heard. Imagine touching him would instantly anger him and immediately put you in a meat grinder. Such a deranged streamer. Thank god he's not real.

@aarontheperson6867

Жыл бұрын

his handlers say he wants to escape into the real world and the urges are getting worse

Jerma: You Can (Not) Run Away

@mcswim565

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for The end of Jermangelion

@Haydunk

Жыл бұрын

Jermangelion death and rebirth

@snkybrki

Жыл бұрын

Cruel Jangel's Jhesis is my favorite Janime intro

@nohs8776

Жыл бұрын

You Will (Not) Be Grinded

@Gxmwp

Жыл бұрын

LIFE IS PAIN I HATE MYSE-

All of jerma’s memories are implanted from various shows and movies. He’s the ultimate infiltration replicant

Jerma: *runs over mafia boss intentionally* "Eh, he's probably dead."

Jerma's first instinct upon seeing a motorcycle in car is to ram into it. What a powerful being.

@baza9467

Жыл бұрын

That's why nobody rides a bike in Las Vegas

@esuna2121

Жыл бұрын

Screaming "MOTORCYCLE MOTORCYCLE!"

5:35 ‘You must be immune to fun’ he says after ripping out another one of your teeth with pliers as you try your hardest not to scream (that would activate his zerker mode).

Jerma is funny like a clown. He amuses me. He makes me laugh

@baza9467

Жыл бұрын

You better sleep with one eye open now. Not that its gonna save you anyway, but you can try.

@RickJaeger

Жыл бұрын

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a funny streamer.

@TimSlee1

Жыл бұрын

Who wanna know who else is funny like clown?

"But, everyone called me a psycho when I punched that lady and choked that guy to death!" haHa, its okay jErma, we aLl accePt you, even with your MurdErous tendencies.

@unknowable1874

Жыл бұрын

This doesn't really work when you capitalize Jerma lmao

@crusadercarl6269

Жыл бұрын

@@unknowable1874 fixed 👍

@18754KRS

Жыл бұрын

−２

@jackmetrro

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

8:09 the little AAAYE sound the guy makes as he flies comically off into the distance sent me almost as hard as the car sent that dude 32:55 had me DYING

@James-tj7qg

Жыл бұрын

I'VE NEVER HEARD THE AAAYYE SCREAM UNTIL NOW AND IM DYINGGNNGJFFHF

If Jerma was part of a mob he would be they guy who shoots as soon as he hears “the guy in the black jacket” but doesn’t wait to hear “is the boss’s son”

"hold bumper to throw molotov" *does it* "this is the best game ever" completely sane behavior

The racing mission for this game is absolutely insane. Its the only reason I couldn't finish it fully on classic, I had to lower it just for that one mission.

@minecraft5492

Жыл бұрын

you should play the original. In remake i made it in two tries but in the original it took me like whole night to get over that mission

@grit1

Жыл бұрын

@@minecraft5492 I did when I was a kid on the PS2 but sadly I can't remember much of it

@raphael8951

Жыл бұрын

Aw man i wish someone would put the dificulty copypasta here

@Joesmho23

Жыл бұрын

It took me forever to get the race done in classic. I figured out that tapping x for turns works best for me. Getting that game platinum was a pain in my ass.

@jasmine-ruff-puff9951

Жыл бұрын

I don't even remember a race lol

him beating the racing part on easy is accurate to what the mafia do so its actually true to the story

I really hope he does more of this, Jerma's in his prime when his psychotic, evil streamer tendencies are viewed as normal - like in the mob.

No joke, I had a classmate in high school who would come into school EVERY SINGLE DAY dressed in a tuxedo. A whole suit. The *one* day he came in in jeans and a t-shirt it was a fuckin spectacle. The next day he was right back to wearing suits. He even had an old timey car and a tin lunch box, and he loved old music. And his face? Splittin image of Tommy Did I go to school with a fuckin video game character? OR DID I GO TO SCHOOL WITH A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA!? PS: After checking his Facebook, I am pleased to report that 7 years post-graduation he is still repping his 1930s Mobster aesthetic. Good for him, live ya best life.

At 7:58 it's like they were all waiting for Jerma to finish

Jerma has somehow figured to turn his real life into a cartoon via the internet

@nof9395

Жыл бұрын

He knows about Vtubers

@ryanm.8720

Жыл бұрын

"Was 'Finding Nemo' just a movie? No; that was a documentary! They had cameras down in the ocean. I remember seeing them filming it in Philadelphia."

32:56 shot him so hard made him rethink his life

the hotel level is like, made for jerma lol. requires some finesse and attention so naturally he just beats the shit out of everyone he can find, going "YOU KNOW MICHELLE!?"

Jerma uploads are always so funny to me because I'm like wow when did he play this I must've missed it and it's from like 2 years ago

29:20 whenever jerma snaps back to his normal self

this cool and crazy title really grabbed me, and adequately prepared me for a video where nothing weird happens!

What makes Jerma vids so great is the videos but the comments are just the best cherry on top of a delicious strawberry milkshake.

HES GRABBING ME HELP

"I dont want to be the psycho anymore"

this man is absolutely unhinged

Jerma and open world games is my favourite combination. So much potential, and he always delivers.

Bro thinks his life is an episode of Seinfeld 💀

No way is this Jerma? I thought he was drafted to fight in the vietnam war.

@AdamKlownzinger

Жыл бұрын

Still can’t believe he killed THAT many Vietcong with nothing but his teeth and an insatiable lust for primordial jungle combat

@joshyjoshyjosh

Жыл бұрын

He was... hasn't been the same since.

@snkybrki

Жыл бұрын

He was, it's just that his UNPARALLELED BLOODLUST ended the war in record time so he could get back home and kill more people. He's ruthless and a killer, by the age of 44. I heard the notches on his pistol numbered one-and-19-more.

@18754KRS

Жыл бұрын

@@joshyjoshyjosh ＋２

Jerma is that one character in a mafia movie you think is a nice, decent guy in the gang since he's so jovial and outgoing. Then like a quarter into the movie, the main character witnesses Jerma getting bored and deciding to beat and murder a ton of innocent people at a club. Just because he can.

1:49 Jerma has played Borderlands and that scares me. He also knows there's a Borderlands 3 which scares me even more.

These videos always feel like found footage of horrible crimes

How can Jerma possibly win the race, every time one of the contestants crashes and dies he instantly locks up in glee!

32:10 the fact it was an Ambulance he crashed into was just the cherry on top 10/10

HELLO FELLOW JERMAMITES HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING/MORNING/AFTERNOON/NIGHT

@danielh.541

Жыл бұрын

I thought we were Jermaniacs

@Scribbled_Death

Жыл бұрын

stalkn and prayn at night like the rats we are

LA Noire: The Phantom Menace

@18754KRS

Жыл бұрын

short joke

None of this makes any sense, you're telling me he crashed the car 5 times in the first ten minutes, ran somebody over, punched someone in the face and then got out of the car? that can't be how it happened.

Open world game with drivable vehicles. Yeah, this was a Jer-nia stream.

as a person that tried to complete that race on classic i can 100% agree with jerma that it was ridiculously hard

Literally 28:00 jerma fights the guy beating up the mol ster then fights the mol ster....hes literally a anti hero

I genuinely thought this was LA Noire for the first 7 minutes and he kept calling it a new game so I was trying to figure out if the original stream was from 2014

Jerma saying you shouldn’t look up directions and just keep driving straight until you get where you wanna go is great

16:19 “what is a chubby bunny?” never thought I’d feel old without actually being old

I like how we start off with "Who am I trying to grab right now, am I trying to grab you?" very Jerma like thing to say

We need a compilation of "memories" Jerma had that were actually just TV show skits he saw

The pan to the ambulance at 32:16 is just comedy gold 🤣

our entire lives are just episodes of seinfeld

Thanks again Jerma for the laughs, you were on fire this stream!

@LittleIcarus

Жыл бұрын

Ban this guy right now

@pasha-ly4ss

Жыл бұрын

you are sick

32:10 If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a psycho murderer die in an auto accident with an ambulance, I'd have 2 nickels

@boingo3275

Жыл бұрын

It gave me an

@absolutemattlad2701

Жыл бұрын

What was the other time?

@nessesaryschoolthing

Жыл бұрын

Friday July 16th, 1999, Morioh Japan

@JeTeLBaka

Жыл бұрын

IS THAT A

Jerma you feel like you're playing candy crush every cut-scene because you're interacting with your sub-human chat.

"I'm not gonna do something weird" Jerma in the literal same breath:

the fact that jerma had a Seinfeld experience speaks leaps and bounds abt who he is.

Jerma exudes a lot of goon energy

@18754KRS

Жыл бұрын

bad guy energy

jerma had 10mgs of mafia in him during this playthrough

The duality of twitch chat: "Dude turn the difficulty down, you've been here for 4 hours" "Dude turn the difficulty up, this is boring."

That driving mission made me put the game down and never come back

Jerma finally uploading in 1080p I never thought I'd see the day

was waiting for this stream to be put on the youtube channel

17:52 Made me cry of laughter

as soon as he said “I like this game!” I got flashbacks to people raging at the race mission

this man finds out he can use a molotov with a game and instantly deems it as fun because of that, absolute maniac

holy shit I thought this was LA Noire for like 5 whole minutes

the fact that jerma doesnt know that the first numbeer in a hotel room is the floor xD

CLASSIC Jerma starting the stream with a psychotic episode

Any game: has melee or melee weapons. Jerma: **"HOLY SHIT GAME OF THE YEAR."**

Jerma running down the motorcycle really resonated with me because everytime I play GTA V and I see a cycle-equivelant, it's instant sleeper-agent kill mode activated and I will not rest until the cyclist has been put in the ground

Jerma thinking the race is gon a be easy in the beginning gets me

Watching someone try and complete the Mafia race mission is the closest I've ever felt to having PTSD

Bruh he asks if the guy is ok after he sent him flying and then proceeds to run him over again while asking if he is ok. This psycho.

Jerma mistaking his life for Seinfeld is straight out of IASIP

@18754KRS

Жыл бұрын

jerry

@lennonmahoney7302

Жыл бұрын

@@18754KRS huh

@18754KRS

Жыл бұрын

@@lennonmahoney7302 jerry seinfeld

@lennonmahoney7302

Жыл бұрын

@@18754KRS Well Jerma is exactly like Dennis, which means he’s Jerry too

@AwersomeCan

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, when Frank confuses his life with Rambo

I had no idea this was the precursor to the fabled chubby bunny stream

Jerma being awful at driving in that racing part makes a whole lot of sense after learning he only handbrakes to slow down in car games

I love Jerma watching the cutscenes and just writing a Naked Gun style parody of mobster movies

33:42 Jeremy Elbertson’s plea to the jury after being convicted of several felonies.

it took me 8 minutes into the video to realize this is NOT la noire

@FelineBlue

Жыл бұрын

its ok me too

@sparrow_solas

Жыл бұрын

@@FelineBlue hahahaha

The first five or so minutes of this is actually, unironically, the *perfect* introduction to Jerma's style of humor.

Little did Jeremy know, this stream would change his life.

Why do games always glitch in the funniest ways when jerma plays them

Jerma's response to not knowing what the mission is, without fail, is making the mission as hard as possible

2nd Jerma poppin off with uploads lately

I'm starting to think that jerma genuinely believes that every borderlands game opens with "no rest for the wicked"

jerma is literally a cartoon character

as of just now i started the jerma diet eating turkey with real mayo rn

I can’t believe Jerma goes out and does human things. I can’t imagine him going to like a Costco and using a shopping cart

Did not know that the old mafia was remastered this well.

31:08 I wonder if he's doing a bit or just telling us this

LICHTENBERG'S IN TROUBLE PepoDance THERE'S SOMETHING UP WITH HIS CAR PepoDance LICHTENBERG IS OUT PepoDance THE FAVOURITE IS OUT PepoDance

Inexplicably driving right into a car only to pan and see it's an ambulance is a certified Jerma Moment.

I can't believe that the voice acting in this is somehow worse than the original.

Jerma really moved up in the mafia world, did you hear about the hit he orchestrated against the Pasta Italiano?

This is Jermas most unhinged video yet

Level 100 mafia boss jermbo986

I can't believe they modeled the guy off jimmy fallon

Yes I love this game.

I watch these videos to get away from Ferrari F1 strategy and yet here we are.