It never ceases to amaze me how these types are so knowledgeable they know what's going to happen before it happens.

Saved this video. That stone crab man is on my phone now.

You need to do ride a long a with tow boat US. That’d be some good footage.

@CaptainDayne

3 жыл бұрын

Sea tow is better!

@Ldwatzit2u

3 жыл бұрын

SeaTow ride along for sure!!!!

@markflanagan6653

2 жыл бұрын

Yea bro he does

@timriley2092

2 жыл бұрын

How awesome would be if someone did the swimming Gator head joke on you after that guy told you about a gator on the rocks … now that be a chit show thumbnail lol

@debistanley2791

2 жыл бұрын

Doubt they would allow it. Commercial insurance works different than pleasure boats. :(

Hey don’t change who you are for nobody. Chit Show is raw, like you. that’s why we love it😜🤪😝

Watching from the mountains in Southwest Virginia. Great show Alfred!!!!!

I used to pull traps offa both sides of Johns Pass in Pinellas Co. Florida......reload the bait and after we got done you gotta take the claws and boil them at the fish market and they had huge pots to use bcuz they have to be cooked before they would buy them from us......big fun and plenty of Tripletail hanging on the ropes from the traps.....my friend had about 400 of em and your arms are screaming at the 250 mark......

@chicomarlin1246

3 жыл бұрын

Nice! One of my favorite places is up there Billys Stone Crab

2:58 "he probably hit bottom", wife walks to the back of the boat and we ALL had the same nasty thought...

@davidkellers8152

3 жыл бұрын

Hard bottom to miss

@rachelsaviation346

2 жыл бұрын

That was crazy, I thought the engine was playing up because all that smoke coming out 😳

Alfred I think I found my new favorite video of yours.. Vaugh what you lookin at??? ALFRED WATCH OUT FOR THE CROC ON THE ROCKS!!! Dude, why you tell me??? I'M STRESSIN NOW!!!

Them boys put it in with a U-haul 🤣

@PotatoeJoe69

3 жыл бұрын

Cheap way too do it if you don't have a truck and can't find help from someone with a truck lol one day u-haul rentals that you return at the location you got it from don't cost much

@alecbaldwinsnotpropgun

2 жыл бұрын

Send it

Definitely one of the coolest Florida channels around you got a great personality keep it up bro much enjoyment

Sus palabras is what keeps your show top notch! Great job!

Lol Alfred your not a little out there your the max man that's why we love you

Alfred you’re a cool guy. You’re not “out there”. You’re in there with the boats and the folks capturing the Chit Show we love so much! From Vancouver Island Canada 🇨🇦🇺🇸🐊

@clarktodd8323

Жыл бұрын

he is to out there.

Lol yeah, floating a UHaul truck would be epic!!

@9:26 if I was that Banshee I would get the hell outta there ! Dude already has problems, all it'd take is for him playing with the throttle and it goes in FWD or Rev and anyone near him gonna have a bad day ! From up here in freshwater northeast PA...Love the channel Alfred !

Your awesomeness is awesome!!!

Wait for it...Wait for it... Dude u are funny as hell. STuck here in Jersey and love your vids!!!

Waaaaait for it... Waaaaait for it... Waaaaait for it... thank God for Alfred and boat ramps in Southern Florida...

New favourite boat channel, living in UK you don't see this kinda stuff, awesome footage, commentary even better bro!

@AlfredMontaner

2 жыл бұрын

Sion we have tons of content to check out !

@sionlow69

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlfredMontaner you most definitely do! I'll probably end up watching then all over the next few weeks, your personality really does add a lot compared to the other boating channels, they are great but the Chit Show is levels above bro, thank you! Keep doing this man, i don't know how much KZreadrs make but with your content you should be able to pay the bills and then some imo, I don't know you situation, you may have a $10,000 mortgage for all I know! I got a lot of your old content to watch anyway so I don't know why I'm worried about new stuff coming out lol. God bless bro!

This is as close to owning a boat as I'll ever get..

Guy must be Sea Foaming his outboard

I wish we had boat ramps like yours in the UK!

@joedennehy386

3 жыл бұрын

Nice settled warm weather is required, to popularize boating probably. We have them in New Zealand but only lits of boats in the upper north island where its warmer.

@jnorth5689

3 жыл бұрын

Spend enough time at any launch in the world and you’ll get a show

@paulmach5

3 жыл бұрын

@@jnorth5689 definitely see some sights here too but our slips are single one at a time deals. Multiple slips like this just don’t exist over here sadly.

Shout out to the pro crabber from Australia. He must have patience levels from the Gods to put up with that shit at his local ramp.

@fearnobeer9077

3 жыл бұрын

We got the powerfish :)

@LOCALLY_HATED_101

3 жыл бұрын

@@fearnobeer9077 yah the fucking boys up the powerfish

Abel is the man! He's a mobile boat mechanic too!

Thank you for the captioned titles! I don't se habla Espanol too well. Love your vids!

The way that boat is sitting so low in the water the only thing they going to bring back is sea weed 🤣 ALFRED.

Up in Massachusetts we call that the Tow of Shame at Warrs Marina in Wareham

Thanks for the show Alfred. 10 inch snow and 25 degrees in Boise 👍👍

@AlfredMontaner

3 жыл бұрын

Thats crazy!

@chicomarlin1246

3 жыл бұрын

Please don’t cuss like that

I own a uhual truck. That's what I tow with. There great. I always chock any vehicle I launch with

Miguel te Busco and Alfred channel are hands down the best legit boating youtube channels here in So. Florida. Others have weird commentaries

Thank you for sharing!

Get yourself a polarising filter to kill the glare

Lol you were almost wishing that uhaul truck went under 😂😂

@AlfredMontaner

3 жыл бұрын

Can't prove nuffing!

I subscribed a couple of weeks ago, I want to thank you for your time bringing all this awesomeness!

That guy has crabs!

I love this dude! Been watching for a few months now. I love how he says something in Spanish real slow then says welcome to the chit show we’re burning up engines over here 🤣😅

Wow bro just finished watching your Miami River uber tourist boat river tour was just totally enjoyable watching them boats and houses and the information on the show was even more enjoyable as well. Thanks for sharing your experience in Miami Florida.

Damn that one boat is like a mosquito fogger lol

That "Throttle stuck" was just someone giving their 2 stroke a blow out. 2 strokes will oil up their ports, plugs and exhaust if they're not running hard, especially if they are on a rich mixture. Giving them some hard work will make all that oil burn off.

@Primalxbeast

3 жыл бұрын

And I was thinking that thing must have some foul fumes before you explained that.

KING....getting me through the winter months till I get back on the water...Thank you for your time

9:01, Mosquito control☠ LOL! Long ago and far away they would spray oil on the swamps to kill the mosquito's.......... As always a great video, Thanks Alfred! "May you be a half hour in Heaven before the Devil knows your dead" That's Irish for God Bless 🙏

In the clip with the stuck throttle and banshee collision... The RV in the background looks like the one from Breaking Bad.. BREAKINGBADMIAMI

Looked to me like they were doing a Seafoam de-carb with all the smoke.

I love your videos. Very entertaining

Chit show 😂

Alfred went toSmith and Wal. 2-13 great food and view was outstanding. Thanks for the video and recommendation.

Gabriel’s boat looks like an accident waiting to happen Hahahaa

Always makes me laugh 😂

Hialeah here brother just subscribed I came for the funny now I'm staying for the narration

SALUT ALFRED ! INVAT MULTE LUCRURI DE PE CANALUL TAU. MULTUMESC. 👍 🤗 🇷🇴

I'd like the stoned part bit I'll pass on the crabs...lol I love the chit show

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

:)

I would make a killing down there doing glass repairs.

Need to leave boat ramp with boat and show everyone the sites and the sand bars

3:00 Amazing how one guy that knows what he's doing can dock 2 boats at the same time with no drama. Great contrast to the usual "Qualified captain"!

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

Rudy, don't you mean those "Gilligans" out there ? :)

I'd definitely pay the waiver...

Binge watching the chit show 😂😂😂

Uhaul- hauling everything but furniture since 88'

Does that crab fisherman know where i can find some bearded clams?

Great 👍 I was waiting for the boat motor to blow up!!! It’s -4 below here in Indiana

@lt1nut

3 жыл бұрын

🧊 1.1*, -24*wc; South of Milwaukee, WI; 2/14 @11:13am

@samsuttle5556

3 жыл бұрын

@@lt1nut damn it be cold!!! I hate winter

Black Point. My back yard lol. Make sure to hit up RodBenders for a beer and seafood chowder

Thanks KING.. Hope your doing well.

I just saw banshee in key largo

@fishingbarracudas4768

2 жыл бұрын

You're profile picture is awesome! Eastern Airlines! Takes me back to my childhood days.

A rental truck is normally not covered on your auto policy. The UHaul pickup and Small van could e covered. No box trucks are covered under a personal auto policy.

Fred's capable of kissing your feet at any moment. Sheeeeesh

The Phuckin CHIT SHOW!!! Coñooooo

What’s up with the Breaking Bad meth van towards the end?? Thats the real story here folks

@robertmatz6241

2 жыл бұрын

Heisenberg is fishing, or using a boat... for... something.

Wow what a scene. the Banshee got poisoned. Oye los americanos aqui that I have gotten them hooked to our channel just tell me que los Cubanos de Miami estan locos LOL

I wonder if he will ship the Stone crab claws. They are my favorite. I’ll text him lol

@chuckfry1227

3 жыл бұрын

Did you get a reply? I could use some crab up here in Wi.

soon he be stalking Fred the croc lol

I think that would be a first that I know of big usual truck getting towed from the water lol

Love your show! Binge watching coz we have white out conditions here in Abilene Tx! So much for global warming! Thank you for your hard work. You can add another female to your list!

@Primalxbeast

3 жыл бұрын

Sheesh, it's been in the 80's in Florida, plenty warm over here.

@Nardur12321

3 жыл бұрын

Well.. one of the effects of global warming is very cold winters where there is usually not cold winters... so THAT much for global warming :D

@TheAstraeuss

3 жыл бұрын

Please, tell me your not this stupid...

I didn't know how entertaining watching boats at a boat ramp could be until I came upon your channel this past week. I subscribed and I'm hooked. I'm watching old episoes where you're taking a blow up boat with 4hp motor around an island. Extremely entertaining the way rich people just hang out in their boats hanging in their dock. They don't really question if you're casing the homes, crazy or what. 😅. They're just like hey hi someone to talk to and you seem nice so I'll tell you anything and give you free stuff too 😂😂. My husband have put the dock on our list of must visit and have started our list of items to bring to watch the Chit show from the side lines. we'll be coming from Sarasota Florida right by Siesta Key so we're trying to figure out exactly where this is and if we'll need overnight reservations to make a weekend of it. ❤🎉

When you've solo docked 50/60 footers it's kind of hilarious seeing some people struggle so much in a little bathtub.

I used to tow people back to shore quite often until i was towing a family in 20 ft sport fishing boat and the father had his 12 year old son try to shorten the tow line while underway in rough seas. Kid could lost a hand or finger, I want no part of that.

The banshee was in the thumbnail at least

He was probably "emptying" the carbs, its a good idea to do on on two strokes that arent used much, since the gasoline will evaporate out of the carbs but oil gunk will stay in there blocking the chanels and making it run poorly

I cannot believe all the 2 strokes in Miami! 4 strokes have been out for what 20 years?

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

Some people still keep their 2-stroke motors running because as of this year, 2-stroke will stop being made in the U.S. Other countries still make them though.

Bro im the girl with the white Nissan Armada and you always cut me off, I guess bc i dont make a show jejeje. We were triying that boat to buy it and I would of loved to see how I put it in the ramp. But nice video just watching us coming in. I call my truck la Bestia jejej

Some good chit...

Looks like an old Chrysler O/B stuck in WOT ? Toasted

I slso would use uhauls f150 to launch when my Ford was broke that before the charged by the mileage lol

the throttle mechanism and the cable need to be lubed and tested before starting the engine

the tow boat us is a tug boat for small boats and a tugboat is for builk carriers containers and oiltankers and cruisships size

I went back in time and ran into the episode you met Abel

That dude had gooey ducks. I didn't see any crabs.

I wanna see one of those U-Haulers go for a swim..

Stone crabs are the bomb🔥

Kentucky in the house

@6:20 extreme cooling - pero te tenia sofocao bro!

OG Chit Show back in action.... He meant to do that...lol

That’s not a stuck throttle, they were just reving it

Well the banshee was in the thumbnail at least lol

Man, the Banchee did great compared to the guy ripping that throttle! Thanks Alfred 👍✌️

@this_boy-gent_is_a_roy-den2660

2 жыл бұрын

He had that engine screamin' like a banshee.

Old dude from Minnesota watching today, no offense intended, are you speaking Mexican Spanish, or Cuban Spanish? Is there a difference? I love watching your channel.

@rowerwet

2 жыл бұрын

It's all the same, but has differences in slang and stuff, just like England, Australia, new Zealand and the US speak the same language, but our slang and terms for things can be confusing

@fishingbarracudas4768

2 жыл бұрын

There is a difference. Major difference, actually. Alfred is Cuban. Cubans and Mexicans speak with a completely different dialect. Cuban culture is completely different from Mexican culture. Cubans and Mexicans don't look alike. Different countries that are completely different from one another. They both speak spanish, but as I mentioned, the dialect spoken is completely different. All Latin countries are unique and different from one another.

Vast majority of insurance carriers for personal auto policies with not cover a vehicle over 10k-12k (carries) in weight. Often a box truck of any kind will not be covered. Buy extra coverage.

Those narrows can be a hard place to dock.

yup seafoam!!!

Is that the RV from Breaking Bad in the background near the end?

Insane. No cow