Holy shit, at 14:16 Michael, Geoff, and Gus are unconciously doing the "Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil" poses because of Brandon's Stupidity. O.o

@Matkustajakone

8 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, they are :D

@poppyonline4034

8 жыл бұрын

Awesome catch!!

@Leftbehind47

8 жыл бұрын

+realafan888 Nah dude, it's in the script.

@SIGBizzle

8 жыл бұрын

You mean subconsciously? They're very well awake in that shot

@jacobpowell9941

8 жыл бұрын

+Sam B Nope, Brandon's stupidity sent a concussive blast that knocked them out temporarily

TIMESTAMPS. 00:00:28 - intro 00:03:13 - getting old discussion 00:05:00 - Theather Mode mention 00:05:30 - Matt Hullum is a perfectionist 00:07:55 - Theather Mode trailer 00:09:13 - Thankskilling 3 discussion 00:10:54 - Brandon arrives - Coat / Body Temperature discussion 00:13:07 - 00:13:28 - stuff we do in the shower is gross 00:13:35 - Annual Checkup 00:14:31 - 00:14:42 - HDWG: prostate check 00:19:18 - Gus tells about urine sample 00:21:09 - sounding procedure 00:23:10 - back to Theather Mode 00:27:20 - 00:27:50 - AD READ: Become a sponsor 00:30:15 - The Thing with Two Heads movie mention 00:32:11 - the smell of whiskey, not the alcohol / drinking for the first time 00:34:03 - 00:35:06 - the love between Geoff and Brandon 00:39:21 - AD READ: Casper 00:39:49 - 00:39:57 - HDWG: comfy as shit 00:42:22 - taking a dump in a bungalow / squatty potty 00:45:58 - Jeremy arrives / trip to Taiwan 00:47:14 - 00:47:36 - how do century eggs taste like 00:51:03 - drunk Gus in the cinema 00:52:52 - Brandon almost got beaten up in cinema 00:56:03 - food challenges made by Jeremy, Michael 01:02:19 - Pluckers food challenge completed by Brandon - shitting chicken out of your mouth 01:05:05 - vomiting discussion 01:07:45 - getting drunk discussion 01:09:46 - talking about Andrew and last week's podcast 01:12:00 - shorty award 01:17:45 - why New York sucks - eating out after 10pm 01:19:15 - drunk guy in New York story 01:20:58 - when did Gus and Geoff meet Gavin? 01:30:05 - AD READ: Mvmt Watches 01:30:32 - 01:30:42 - HDWG: keep asking 01:32:35 - talking about Lewis 01:33:38 - talking about Jon Risinger 01:35:08 - relation with Geoff and his mom 01:41:38 - Geoff needs to shave 01:42:46 - podcast awards 01:46:19 - TV, video games and hotel in Taiwan 01:49:12 - 01:49:45 - Geoff washes his cat 01:50:20 - how long do they go without washing themselves? 01:54:49 - Jeremy talks about flight back from Taiwan 01:59:34 - airport security efficiency 02:01:28 - fish in the bag 02:02:50 - Geoff collection at RT Store designed by Griffon 02:05:32 - there will be 4 sequels of Avatar / underwater creatures 02:10:30 - 02:12:45 - Haloween, movie - Mike Myers, Brandon messes up names 02:23:02 - 02:23:18 - HDWG: Brandom Farmahani ================================= The Guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Gavin Free ================================= HDWG == How Do Words Good

@jesuscamacho3718

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@jwnzbzbwwiwhzbs3087

8 жыл бұрын

It's been out a half an hour

@90msg90

8 жыл бұрын

+Jwnzbzbww Iwhzbs I am a sponsor, it gets published beforehand on RT site. I have 24 hrs to do timestamps before the podcast gets published on KZread.

@jwnzbzbwwiwhzbs3087

8 жыл бұрын

+90msg90 thank you so much :)

@Mynameismegalex

8 жыл бұрын

+90msg90 Wow, you're really doing a service here! Well... I say that... I'm not sure you're actually helping a lot of people, but it is certainly a good job you're doing :P

Watching Brandon on Off-Topic is like watching somebody in a shark tank try to scare off the sharks by slitting their wrists.

@thatoneguy24530

8 жыл бұрын

Why is this the best analogy ever? 😂

@crazedclone7730

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan Cox now i want to hear a pitch by brandon on shark tank

@MrBigNicholas

Жыл бұрын

More like the sharks are slitting his wrists and then blame him and say he's the one who did it. I genuinely don't understand why Brandon gets shit on so much, the things he says are barely weirder or dumber than what gavin says but gets shit on 20x more than gavin. It's not funny to me, i just feel bad for him

@untitled7487

Жыл бұрын

1:18:42

"It tasted like a boiled egg, but like... like it wanted to fight..." - Jeremy Holy crap Jeremy, this is why i love you and your humor. Hahaha. hilarious.

I feel like whenever Brandon enters a room, he just assumes he's going to be verbally assaulted.

Half are the words Brandon speaks are dedicated to desperately explaining what he has already said.

One surefire way to kill a podcast is to have Brandon on. He's such a massive tool.

@tas562

8 жыл бұрын

Define tool lol

@scubasteve6215

8 жыл бұрын

+Catastor www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool

@tas562

8 жыл бұрын

+scubasteve4 touché my friend touché

@Isaygoodday5

8 жыл бұрын

He just so stupid and has the worst logic I've ever heard

@markshaffer6030

8 жыл бұрын

+scubasteve4 Though I do agree with you, Geoff's frustration with most of the shit he said was hysterical.

Brandon: "People will be on my side" People: "Nooooooope"

@nntflow7058

8 жыл бұрын

I do.

Geoff and Brandon being on the same podcast is the greatest gift I've ever received I don't care what anyone says, brandon should be on the pocast all the time because his honest stupidity is just top notch comedy gold

I like Brandon, he's like the brother that nobody wants to be around but he somehow finds you anyways.

"The guy from cloudy with a chance of meatballs" Gavin Free

I've heard people at RT talk about how "the Casper matress comes in a box and gets bigger" more times than I've heard my mother say she loves me

This started amazing and then Brandon entered.

Geoff vs Brandon is the best thing ever

I'm genuinely pumped whenever Brandon appears on AH stuff. They go together in such perfect chaos.

2:23:57 Seriously, the little Gavin's credit titles are one of my favorite things about the podcast.

I personally love Brandon. Y'know in the way you love a puppy who gets its head stuck in a shoe so many times that it starts being sad, but not sad enough to not be funny.

When Brandon came on, I prayed for ThanksKilling 3 to come on screen. It didn't happen.

It is absolutely incredible how quickly the tone of the podcast changed when Brandon showed up. It went from random conversation to everyone yelling at Brandon and Geoff's face in his hands groaning in a matter of seconds. And I would expect nothing less from Off Topic. (Also after reading some of the comments, I'd like it to be known that I have no problem with Brandon, I just thought it was funny)

Holy frick, every time Brandon tries to say "Nightmare on Elm Street" he says "Nightmail on Elm Street"

Seeing Gus and Geoff together makes my bits tingle.

@PlanetHeartBreak

8 жыл бұрын

+Mycuz hey that's pretty good

I tend to have gripes about RT/AH content, but this show just seems to be top notch awesome. Michael is just the best host.

I laughed my ass off this entire episode, but Gavin's Credit at the end floored me, never made that connection but now I won't be able to unsee it

Brandon is an important part of Rooster Teeth. All the bandwagon hate on him is unnecessary, he had fairly good input and he's the reason I/the rest of the people on the podcast laughed at the start. (I'm not Brandon...)

All im going to say is that this is the perfect cast for off topic

Summary of comments: 80% hate comments towards Brandon, 10% comments defending Brandon, 10% comments having no idea what the heck is going on.

@shanew5012

8 жыл бұрын

And a 100% reason to remember the name?

@pyrothemusical

8 жыл бұрын

+Shane Walsh In this case, probably 100% reason to remember Brandon's name for an excuse for hate comments...

I could honestly watch you guys do this for 24 hours straight maybe you should for an anniversary or something

Brandon is a fucking riot we need an entire podcast of just him I'd pay for that Brandoncast

@rorytelling

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Give him his own podcast so he can get all his confused yelling out in one go so we don't have to sit through it in other videos

@Eagl3xStrik3

8 жыл бұрын

Absofuckinglutely not

Hey Brandon, I have a suggestion. Every time you are in shot of a camera or a microphone move 80 ft to the left. If walking 80 ft to the left will take you outside away from the building, even better.

@herambeg7545

8 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@tedboy911

8 жыл бұрын

+RED MEDINA I think it's the loud obnoxious belief that he is not a moron that annoys me the most. Every time he opens his mouth makes me upset.

@bernardoperez953

8 жыл бұрын

+RED MEDINA THANK YOU

@rojagreen

8 жыл бұрын

+Bernardo perez I'm glad I'm not the only one who absolutely can't stand Brandon on camera or even in Let's Plays for that matter. In that Bull Riding Halo 5 video Brandon was in, it took him the majority of the video to realize what he was supposed to do and he complained the entire time. And everyone has their annoying tendencies: Michael is overly cocky, Gavin is a smug prick, Geoff can get way to loud, Jack is a sore loser, Jeremy doesn't understand any references, and Ryan is Ryan. However, they all have qualities that redeem their obnoxiousness...except for Brandon. Brandon is just an overall moron, who complains constantly, believes these supposed societal rules that only make sense to him and annoy everyone else, and to top it all off, he isn't funny whatsoever.

@allanbarber5718

8 жыл бұрын

+RED MEDINA This video was hard to watch because of Brandon

dude, I totally didn't notice Jeremy was standing until Micheal moved. it was probably the best moment ever!!! :D

@kotanaru3893

8 жыл бұрын

*surprise, it's jeremy*

@wesleysmith134

8 жыл бұрын

+Kotanaru // lolz. ikr.

This is absolutely one of the best podcasts ever!

GOLDEN CREW!!!! Michael, Geoff, Gus, and Ryan are my favorites for podcasts

I love Geoff more than ever now

Brandon is the physical embodiment of social awkwardness. Lol

1:22:15 Ryan: "hello darkness my old friend" 🎤 Me: Oh hello there Ryan the Meme Guy

I love when i can hear the control room dying of laughter.

The exasperation of everyone else when Brandon speaks is what tickles me the most. So much so that tea came out of my nose. Brandon, please, stop. Haha.

Micheal's face at 56:12 cracks me up. I just keep watching that bit over an over.

28:24 Thanks for the shoutout to Jakarta! Will be getting a sponsorship (and keeping it) as soon as I'm not a broke college student. Cheers!

This was one of the best Off Topics I've seen. Seeing 3 members of the old school Rooster Teeth team together attacking each other about the old days is absolutely priceless. If only there was a younger, skinnier version of Kerry in the background to make this vid complete.

They should have saved Whiny High Pitched Millennial for this show.

i won't watch a 2hr+ movie because it's too long but i'll watch these and feel good about it

omg today i realized i never finished this episode, what a treat to find

Best starting setup of guys in a long time!

i fucking liked brandon on the podcast, yeah everybody keept shitting on him but thats what made this episode fun.

oh no, brandon is in this podcast

@stumpe9662

8 жыл бұрын

+zadan masum i really dislike brandon, his opinions are moronic and not based off anything

@jdsd744

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Stumpe THATS WHY HES FUNNY

@mrfirebass

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Stumpe agreed

@stumpe9662

8 жыл бұрын

jdsd744 until hes saying something about an actual conversation, like when talked about digital media is better for the industry

@herambeg7545

8 жыл бұрын

+jdsd744 no it's just irritating

It's always a pleasure to have Brandon on a podcast.

The RT animated adventure that this doctor discussion spawns is going to be amazing.

Holy fuck Brandon is getting unjustly bullied in the comments

@robertweaver4412

8 жыл бұрын

No its justified. Brandon has no understanding of classic horror movies. my nieces know who Michael Myers is and they never seen any of the movies

So Geoff indicates his Mom never expressed she was proud of him or gave him words of encouragement growing up, and on a later podcast Griffon says Geoff "needs so much of this" (referring to having to give him kudos). There's probably a connection. Usually, refusing to encourage your kids or refusing to say you're proud of them results in them needing exorbitant amounts of validation as an adult. Poor guy just wants some fuckin acknowledgement.

@junounooxenfree

7 жыл бұрын

Aw man poor Geoff!

That was a brutal yet hilarious episode.

My favorite thing to do is listen to the podcast when I'm in the state between awake and asleep

None of you actually hate Brandon. You just like to hop on the bandwagon of hate and make yourself feel better by yelling at a person you've never met on the Internet.

@tas562

8 жыл бұрын

Shut up Nathan

Why does Rooster Teeth keep putting Brandon in videos. He's terrible, in every way.

Man, I really loved this episode. It reminded me a lot of the old Drunk Tank. Very nostalgic. Gus and Geoff are just magic together.

"You're makin' Ryan look like Winston Churchill right now." ROFL XD

I feel like Brandon is the punishment for people who won't shit up about hating Jack or Jeremy

@FecalPhenomenon

8 жыл бұрын

+MrNintendoStation they used too, I'm not sure about now though

yes to more Brandon, anyone who can get that kinda reaction out of Geoff deserves to be in more videos with him.

For real, I think Brandon is my favorite person to have on podcasts. He's got such a weird perspective, and the way that everyone else responds is amazing. haha

I love how long these are getting. Let's see if we can push 3hrs in next weeks podcast

I don't get the comments down here, Brandon is just confusingly hilarious.

@ed4pints

8 жыл бұрын

that's why they are not top comments

Ooooooh Brandon, why must you ruin good things .

they need to have Brandon and Jeff on more off-topic podcasts together. absolutely awesome lol

The last 30 minutes of this podcast I had my head in my hands, just laughing uncontrollably from it all.

Brandon just made this 10 times funnier

Brandon and Chris are very similar when they appear on the podcasts. They manage to say absolutely ridiculous things that almost completely halt whatever conversation is going on. They're occasionally funny but always awkward. It's totally bizarre.

That Brandon movie theatre story is gonna be an animated adventure I can tell

I fucking love seeing Gus being on this podcast. He's normally got everything relatively under control most of the time, but then he comes on this glorious shit show and just spends the whole time like "What the FUCK is happening right now."

We begin with Geoff and Gus next to each other in a podcast "HOLY FUCK :D" aaaaanddd then Brandon happened...

I don't try to complain about people in rooster teeth, but why the fuck did Brandon come on randomly and stay there the whole time, the original cast to this podcast has great chemistry why do they gotta ruin it

@Painfoot

8 жыл бұрын

Did you not see Geoff and Brandon's beautiful friendship? That's why.

@TexanFlyingDino

8 жыл бұрын

+Cheesy Bread Brandon was invited on. He didnt just randomly show up and stay. they invited him. if you would have listened to the podcast they say they invited him on because he was on a bunch of let plays they just recorded.

@clo__ol

8 жыл бұрын

+cody allen after watching the whole podcast, I'm just gonna say despite they did talk about having him on the podcast, I'm still disappointed in them having him on because all he provided to it was him trying to gain approval for his social awkwardness. Plus his stupid Doctor/Pilot joke sounded like it was straight off a cheesy joke website

@DillyBrew

8 жыл бұрын

+Cheesy Bread He was invited

@TexanFlyingDino

8 жыл бұрын

Cheesy Bread the only reason why is because be was in let's plays and they probably filmed them all on a Friday so they just said fuck it and let him on. It would probably have been better then getting Matt or someone else

Haha! I want to see more of Brandon and Geoff! XD Please be on off topic more often, Brandon!

Geoff and Brandon just demonstrated every conversation I have to have with my boyfriend about horror movies. He hasn't seen any of the classics to the point where he calls Hellraiser "the one with that cool guy from Cabin In The Woods"

@TilerYo

8 жыл бұрын

He's a little close.

Every time I listen to Brandon talk, I think of Gavin but without the hidden brilliance

Why do you have Brandon. It just makes the show sadder in that Brandon is a thing.

Well done on the Gavin credit this week. Top notch 👏🏻

24:45 a pint glass like those will hold 16oz (1 pint) if you fill it to the absolute brim of the glass. Usually they're only filled with about 12oz. Also, if the mug can hold 84oz then it can hold 5 and a quarter pints or 7 12oz beers.

hahahahahahaha, Gavin's Fuckin title, it's so perfect i will always love that joke

Brandon? Well, great... I'm looking forward to a painfully awkard and annoying two hours of off topic.

@CANNIBALISMHOUR

8 жыл бұрын

+Vargo_ Hoat Don't worry we got Geoff

@penyata

8 жыл бұрын

At least Geoff was there to make him uncomfortable

@herambeg7545

8 жыл бұрын

hey count your blessings we got Michael, Geoff, Gus, Ryan AND GUS

@aurel9684

8 жыл бұрын

Mireya Perez Yeah i guess... But even with all these actually funny people, Brandon has allready made the first 30 min cringey and frustratingly unfunny.

He is so the guy from cloudy with a chance for meatballs, and I didn't even realize you probably meant his nose, but then I realized it works so much better when you do remember the nose.

This is gold, have Brandon and Geoff on there more often please HAHAHAHAHA

More of Gus and Geoff together, please. I miss the old times.

This was looking like it was going to be THE BEST off topic podcast ever. Then Brandon showed up.

'Everyone slowly turns into Jack' haha reminds me of an episode in Fairytail where everyone turns into Master Ichiya

I love Brandon on this. Loved him even more on Sportsball, RIP.

My favorite Gavin credit lol

I personally enjoyed Brandon being on this

This podcast was an absolute wreck. I loved it.

@kudosayala4943

8 жыл бұрын

I feel you lol everyone having different convoes at once

one of the best off topics ever

nice rwby intro... so whens that season 3 soundtrack comin out huh?

Brandon is like a wall that can talk.

@ianlenn5408

7 жыл бұрын

DWC Sports I think it'd be preferable to talk to a wall

When Geoff is it nice to you , you know he hates you . If Geoff flips you off , that is his way of showing endearment.

Now this is what I'm talking about, an ad that's under 30 seconds. Good

Ryan's Invader Zim reference

Gus on off topic? Hell yeah!

@Zyemeth0

8 жыл бұрын

+Ian Ainsworth And then Brandon soiled it....

Just curious why is there a 5th edtion handbook of dnd in the background? did Matt leave that there?

It's brilliant how they handle personality clashes.

Gus makes up for Brandon.

Brandon is just a trainwreck of a human

I'm really digging the Diamond Dogs shirt you're rocking, Michael

LMAO love the looks on your guys faces so PRICELESS!