Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier Obi-Wan: The delusion of a dreamer Anakin: *The amusement of a bystander*

@isislikesyou8605

2 жыл бұрын

nice it rhymes such elegance

@angelolego387

2 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't be, with such a show going on.

@menacingdonutz

2 жыл бұрын

This moment was one of my favorite in the clone wars.

@thenerd5992

2 жыл бұрын

*The smugness of a spectator*

@aleksandarvil5718

2 жыл бұрын

Padmé: *The Involvement of Shipper*

"who will strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?" Anakin: Cowabunga it is

@thomaslavitola7789

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best one

@ocal123

2 жыл бұрын

yeah

@target4all766

2 жыл бұрын

Anakin: you summoned me?

@Lilawere

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@supern0va206

2 жыл бұрын

He was going to blow up the ship. He did what was needed to be done. Just like how the galaxy needed a reborn society in a complete and utter imperial rule. He just did what needed to be done. For the Imperial Galactic Empire!!

Obi-Wan: "we're just friends" Anakin: "oh come on, I use that same lie when you ask me about Padme" Obi-Wan: "where do you think I learned it from?" Ashoka: "bruh"

@amadeupiperez256

Жыл бұрын

Bruh she ain't off the hook either

@biggsdarklighter0473

Жыл бұрын

I don't know who it was, but some jedi Master said "If we banned all jedi with an armorous relationship, we wouldn't have a jedi order!"

@alexanderholowacz7001

Жыл бұрын

@@biggsdarklighter0473 Jedi master Aemon Targaryen?

@kermeinchara4328

Жыл бұрын

Im dead

@Anti-HyperStreams

Жыл бұрын

​@@amadeupiperez256 How?

The fact we never got Satine and Padme in some together adventure and some girly talk between them about most "handsome" Jedi knight is a crime

@kevinallen5991

Жыл бұрын

Never say never. Especially with shows like Tales of the Jedi. A single adventure of these two is plausible even tho they're not Jedi.

@mathuraphael9196

Жыл бұрын

@@kevinallen5991 A man can dream

@wkdxcrimex

Жыл бұрын

Imagine Anakin padme and satine obi wan on a collective mission 😂

@kevinallen5991

Жыл бұрын

@@wkdxcrimex It God damned better be called 'Dual of the Double-fate'.

@in.zclouds

10 ай бұрын

They do have an adventure together though! It is a shame they never talked girly talk thought

Literally any Star Wars character: *exists* The Internet: “Obi-Wan is the father, isn’t he?”

@99waterblade

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm so happy..."

@gadiesandlentlemen

3 жыл бұрын

@@99waterblade BEAT ME TO IT!

@ojoking695

3 жыл бұрын

If it exists it is obi-wans child

@IsRickIV

3 жыл бұрын

@@ojoking695 Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan’s child...

@ojoking695

3 жыл бұрын

@@IsRickIV exactly

"I knew her a long time ago." Knew her, or... KNEW her?

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

You know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Ankr_89

3 жыл бұрын

I knew her a long time ago. Anakin: :) so you’re telling me there’s a chance?

@austonhenson3069

3 жыл бұрын

In the biblical sense

@Moons_haunted

3 жыл бұрын

Korkie had to come into existence somehow.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@Moons_haunted obi-wan Show is calling...

"So who wants to kill me and brand themselves as a cold-blooded murderer?" Anakin: "I mean.. they can't actually send me to hell twice."

@TheRogueOneYT

2 жыл бұрын

Cant find a flaw in his logic

@Flaxxxen

Жыл бұрын

*Winchesters enter the chat*

@L1z43vr

Жыл бұрын

Mustafar and the Vader suit enters the chat

@averywho6430

Ай бұрын

I still don't get why people use that scene to show the dark side in Anakin. Like, bro was literally holding the whole ship hostage, he had every intention of pressing that button the moment he was safely away. And cutting off his arm wouldn't have done anything cause unlike the droid from that one episode, he could just use his other hand and by then it would've been too late. It's like those scenes in cop shows where the sniper needs to take the shot, the dark side had nothing to do with it, the safety of everyone else on that ship was more important. Plus he was holding a detonator, what if it fell after his arm was cut off and went off anyway? The way I see it, there was no other way that scene could've gone in that context.

@jeffryonkils7284

15 күн бұрын

"i wasn't gunna, but you kind of talked me into it"

**After seeing Korkie** Obiwan: Ah, Anakin, how was the mission? I hope the cadets didn't give Ahsoka too much trouble. Anakin:... Hey Obiwan... ever meet Korkie? Obiwan:... Anakin:... Obiwan:... **Sips tea** And how is Senator Amidala? Anakin: Fair enough.

@MichaKasprzak

Жыл бұрын

Anaking: "Uhh, umm, PREGNANT!" Obi-Wan: "What?!" Anakin: "NOTHING!"

@ttry1152

Жыл бұрын

Ah

@DesignerShark44

Жыл бұрын

wait, isn't Korkie Satines nephew? If Obi-wan was his father... that would mean he hooked up with... Bo katan?

@bryanwegman7258

Жыл бұрын

@@DesignerShark44 its a ruse! In my mind at least it is.

@ritikasingh2761

Жыл бұрын

​@@DesignerShark44 No No... Kenobi had never met Bo before the Satine death ep.

Obi-Wan: "I knew her." Anakin: "Ah, I see, like in the Biblical sense?"

@backgroundnpc9631

3 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan: "Like you know Padme."

@heroicaknight4735

3 жыл бұрын

@@backgroundnpc9631 oooohhhhh, nice comeback!

@fabi3790

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get that I think I know what you mean but I don't understand why its called "like in the Biblical sense"

@backgroundnpc9631

3 жыл бұрын

@@fabi3790 It's a translation thing. There's a word in Hebrew that doesn't have an exact equivalent in English, with the closest approximation being 'know'. So you get sentences like "And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived."

@fabi3790

3 жыл бұрын

@@backgroundnpc9631 ahh Thanks ^^

Anakin and Obi Wan just have a weakness for action girls.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Well, who hasnt a little?

@lordcetdaj7000

3 жыл бұрын

For female members of monarch lets say

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordcetdaj7000 who seem to be a little older then them...

@Mourtzouphlos240

3 жыл бұрын

Who doesn’t?

@MiguelMedV

3 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't?...

Merrick: Who wants to be branded a cold blooded killer? Anakin: Hold my beer.

@Pyrobyte_X

9 ай бұрын

XD

@therealdannymullen

7 ай бұрын

Anakin: Hold my blue milk

@notreallymyname3736

7 ай бұрын

Anakin: force grabs lightsaber with malicious intent

@firstname8637

4 ай бұрын

Anakin: If i had a credit for everytime someone branded me a cold blooded killer, pretty soon I'd be able to afford my own star destroyer.

@hexagon2178

3 ай бұрын

Anakin testing out the theoretical youngling massacre moves

I love how smug Anakin is about Obi Wan and Satine. He knows what secret love as a Jedi is like.

"your highness is too kind" "Yes, I am" Yikes Kenobi

@simon-peterwilliamson2412

3 жыл бұрын

What was that supposed to mean?

@lordtwubs8665

3 жыл бұрын

@@simon-peterwilliamson2412 Kenobi was being gracious and saying she was too nice to him, but he didn’t really mean it. She took it literally and agreed, hence ‘Yikes’

@simon-peterwilliamson2412

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordtwubs8665 lmaooo I see. Tbat exchange always felt weird. But anakin's face sold it. Thanks man

@eintyphald4299

3 жыл бұрын

@@simon-peterwilliamson2412 it was supposed to mean SIKE

@simon-peterwilliamson2412

3 жыл бұрын

@@eintyphald4299 lmao appreciated bro

Satine: 😠 Obi-Wan: 😠 Anakin: 😏

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

The security guards watchin the camera: 😲 😲

@MiguelMedV

3 жыл бұрын

Anakin: _"This is where the fun _*_should_*_ begin"_ ; ) ...

@yourboishitposts

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT rule 34

@madmoblin

3 жыл бұрын

Fat Senator: 😕

@user-sm6gn3nl6o

3 жыл бұрын

Anakin: and here I thought me and my wife had hard relationship.

"Who will strike first and brand themself a cold-blooded killer?" I love Tal's face when he is abruptly and harshly reminded that there was, in fact, a second Jedi on the ship. One with absolutely no reservations about being branded a cold-blooded killer. And the way his body just drops like a sack of toasters. 5:45

@chubbyroll233

2 жыл бұрын

"a sack of toasters" that's great lol

@wolframvonstein4526

2 жыл бұрын

@@chubbyroll233 It is indeed great, made me chuckle audibly.

@crusader2412

Жыл бұрын

Sack of toasters…strangely specific but ok

@falconflyer1237

Жыл бұрын

No one talks about how Vaders theme starts to play when he kills him

@startingfromlevelone9510

Жыл бұрын

Anakin holding up his hand to shield his eyes from looking at Obi-wan and Satine afterwards is what gets me.

"My shining Jedi knight to the rescue once again." A little flirting, a little fury. Just how Obi Wan likes it.

@jaohonaxa

3 жыл бұрын

She’s the only woman in the galaxy that can match his one-liners

@TheReal_Antrey

3 жыл бұрын

The sass is strong with this one

@generalbritain7735

3 жыл бұрын

We don't love each other were just friends

@oscarhawkley

3 жыл бұрын

Maul wants to kink out Kenobi!!!

@larniieplayz6285

3 жыл бұрын

Ha!

Are we going to acknowledge the fact that Obi Wan almost became the ruler of Mandalore by besting the man in possession of the dark saber

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Bo-Katan wants to know your position

@zackboring3314

3 жыл бұрын

Well technically speaking he did at one point had rights to the dark saber by defeating maul. But then again sideus also has rights for defeating maul, then Vader defeated sideus, then Luke became heir to the dark saber once Vader died................meaning when Bo was looking at Din because HE had the saber, she should have looked at Luke instead.

@blackpowderkun

2 жыл бұрын

And add a potential marriage with Satine and he could have power of both traditional Mandalorians and Modern ones.

@ncl6822

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackboring3314 well TECHNICALLY….. you could consider C-3PO as Anakin’s first born. Which means that C-3PO was the rightful ruler of Mandalore until Babu Frick deactivated C-3PO. This makes Babu Frick the Mandalore. Much more entertaining line of thought

@falloutgamer347

2 жыл бұрын

@@ncl6822 that is a very fine line you are walking on... but ill allow it, all hail babu frik!

I just love how Obi is the total jerk when normally the victim of his jokes is Anakin, but when it comes to Satine, he is the one that was defeated by her.

@TheRogueOneYT

2 жыл бұрын

Satine was Obi Wans Waterloo. I like how she seems to be the only one Obi wan really cant say no to

this is definitely anakin if he stuck to the code rather than marry padme. also that line “if you had said the word i would have left the jedi order” is so romantic because unlike anakin who tries to have it both ways, obi recognized that a jedi cannot make connections…so he would stop being a jedi to make it work

@archeravalon2084

9 ай бұрын

The dedication and passion that this quiet man shows is indeed insane. Would give you a like, but you're at 66, so...

@user-ud6ru4gu4e

8 ай бұрын

@@archeravalon2084 he’s 109 now

Obi: "what MASTER Skywalker means..." Mace: hol up

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

"stop right there"

@BumpHeadRacing

3 жыл бұрын

“Say sike right now”

@chubbyroll233

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@user-ri4zr3be9y

2 жыл бұрын

"This party's over."

@Lilawere

2 жыл бұрын

Hold-

"Who would strike first and brand themselves a cool-blooded killer?" *Anakin backstab* Me: "It's all coming together"

@Atoronz

3 жыл бұрын

There's a Skywalker in a hallway... cue the music.

@Order-si7nd

3 жыл бұрын

@@Atoronz sir yes sir or do you want roger roger or yes sir or sir!

@Order-si7nd

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in my death

@inolynch7526

3 жыл бұрын

I kind of heard abit of creepy vader theme in the back at that moment.

@eintyphald4299

3 жыл бұрын

@@Atoronz the forshadowing is insane

1:39 i love how she just jumped into his arms like she could have kept running but was just like "carry me, Kenobi"

@theintrovert_227

2 жыл бұрын

He also wrapped his arm around her as they left right after that. Me thinks they be flirting.

@raymondkunkel642

Жыл бұрын

Listen, if Kenobi extended his arms to me, I'd jump in them, too.

@confusedredditor1660

Жыл бұрын

_carry me, Kenobi_

@richardmoore609

Жыл бұрын

The force allows them to survive high falls without injury.

@lobeliaowl2482

Жыл бұрын

I wonder how often something like that occurred between them during the time they spent together when they were younger for her to immediatly react like that hahaha

hahha satines face when ahsoka said “master obi-wan causes trouble? that’s a first” 2:22 GOT ME IN TEARS

@johngancarcik5682

Жыл бұрын

Satine: girl the stories I could tell Anakin: do tell hey kit wanna hear about obi wan causing trouble Kit: we a.... wait I'm not missing out on this

@AquReese24

Жыл бұрын

"Honey, you have no idea"

@ingridaguero6460

Жыл бұрын

That is the face of a woman who was think about all the bs a man has put her through

@lillz3o951

Жыл бұрын

“If only you knew” 😒

“Just because I’m a pacifist dosent mean I won’t defend myself!” Literally never defends herself again

@arafat9828

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@dillondaniels2014

3 жыл бұрын

Ayooooo 69th like 😏

@alrightfritz9692

3 жыл бұрын

Jedi starting the Clone Wars be like:

@questworldiangreenknight7455

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@kinda_cold_in_the_closet

Жыл бұрын

Why defend yourself when you can be carried by Kenobi lmao

This just makes Anakin's betrayal in ROTS more tragic because Obi-wan was like an older brother who had experienced and understood all of what he had gone through

@ayyylmao101

Жыл бұрын

if these two could just talk to each other 😭

@wkdxcrimex

Жыл бұрын

@@ayyylmao101 I honestly could think of a few ways kenobi could’ve talked to obi wan and maybe even convinced him to turn back to the light

@fegeleinherman8587

Жыл бұрын

​@@wkdxcrimex Obi-Wan... Talking to himself?

@wkdxcrimex

Жыл бұрын

@@fegeleinherman8587 😂 I don’t have a clue why I said obi wan instead of Anakin

@MentalEdge

Жыл бұрын

Satine and Obi-Wan treated each other like equals, both acknowledging the other is their own person, with a complex life and motivations that require vast amounts of their attention. Neither able to justify taking time away from their convictions "just" to be together. Anakin with Padme, in comparison, was a possessive creep a lot of the time. Anakin straight up had some fascist ideals which Padme clearly was concerned by, but just ignored. Anakin seemed to think she was naive, when really she was a principled diplomatic genius, same as Satine. He never really took the whole concept of fair representative politics seriously.

Anakin’s line of “What he was gonna blow up the ship?” 🤨🤨 gets me every time 😂😂

Merrik: "who wants to disguise themselves as a cold blooded killer?" Anakin: "I dont have such weaknesses"

@jonathangarcia5279

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn't even cold-blooded given the situation.

@Montesama314

3 жыл бұрын

"Ooh, ooh, me! I call dibs!"

@as1rosnipps40

3 жыл бұрын

I like after he killed him, Vader's theme played

@bastik.3011

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathangarcia5279 i mean he could have just chopped his arm off?

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@bastik.3011 weeeeell... he could have but... not that funny?

The way she said "It hides too much of your handsome face." was so precious. I love it.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Probably one of the most Obitine moments

@Kareszkoma

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT Yes, but still. That's so endaring. Like you see someone loving someone so much.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kareszkoma they have also done it pretty well in the animation

@Kareszkoma

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT Ohhh that is just so smooth. I love it. The way she pulls her hands.. ahh.. I totally agree! Master piece. Thank you for uploading it.

@Mis7erSeven

3 жыл бұрын

And she was right. Long beards are not good.

Nah but the fact that Obi-Wan basically said that this was hardly the time to talk about their feelings and she just gives him a look and he INSTANTLY he complies is just so pure to me. Like goddamn they’re so smitten on each other.

3:54 Anakin watching with that smirk while drinking what’s totally not wine is a mood

@ooof4989

8 ай бұрын

he was like „oh they fuckin for sure“

@colleens1107

3 ай бұрын

Anakin is all AT LAST, AT LONG LAST, AMMUNITION. I’ve waited soo long for this

I’m not saying Korkie is Obi-Wan and Satine’s secret love child...I’m just saying that he totally is.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

No doubt. I wonder if Satine ever told Korkie...

@mossymeow9670

3 жыл бұрын

​@@TheRogueOneYT Funnily enough, about the same time I wrote this comment Star Wars Explained released a video about how this theory. Only he disagreed with it, but hey, at least this idea is getting more mainstream!

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@mossymeow9670 idk if Filonis plan was to make him his son. I think they just made the opportunity and now wait what happens. If enough fans are willing to pay for this story then they do it...

@kalebashdon

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT yeah. or at least they wanted to give us something to speculate about that isn't necessarily not true

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@kalebashdon not neccessariy but possibly

3:20 "lmao few months ago you slaughtered a whole tusken village" I am dying of laughter

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

dying of slaughter - Tusken Village 19bby

@kiwisinner

3 жыл бұрын

_Anakin puts the laughter in Manslaughter._

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiwisinner brilliant, brilliant

@yourboishitposts

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiwisinner killing not just the men, but the women and the children too

@IsRickIV

3 жыл бұрын

Good lord literally months ago...dang the clone wars was short haha.

Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier Obi-Wan: The delusion of a dreamer Anakin: The smirk of a shipper

@TheRogueOneYT

Жыл бұрын

Or of a killer🤔

@ahsokatano5400

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT OMG ITS RLLY YOU

@cojosox8211

3 ай бұрын

Tal: The annoyingness of their argument. Me: Their need to GET A ROOM ALREADY!

"He usually leaves out the undercurrent of remorse" ~Obi is the Master of lyric one liners

"I'll take care of this Obi wan , You ,go find your girlfriend" "Right" lmeoooo

@henryjones2766

2 жыл бұрын

His double back afterstill kills me all these years later

@MasquedJustice

2 жыл бұрын

@@henryjones2766 Just like the younglings

@johngancarcik5682

Жыл бұрын

Obi wans just done

Filoni, whenever he's asked about it: I won't say one way or another. Fans: you don't need to, we have proof

@vurrunna

3 жыл бұрын

"I won't say one way or another" is basically just "Oh yeah he's totally their secret love child" with extra steps.

@Lea-is-sleeping

3 жыл бұрын

@@vurrunna I want to agree, but the last time I saw Filoni talk about it at a writer's table he kind of implied that Korkie could be Bo-Katan and Pre Visla's kid. Which kind of does work for Korkie's looks. I want Obi-Wan to be his father, but I could also see Bo-Katan not wanting her kid to grow up in Death Watch.

@hunterhorsehelmsley7315

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lea-is-sleeping If that's true, it makes a ton of sense as to why Bo-Katan didn't accept Maul's rule. She let her feelings for Visla overrule the Mandalorian way.

@kalebramirez7327

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lea-is-sleeping wouldn't make much sense for him to be Bo's son since Bo appears to be (no concrete proof, but the general consensus) in her mid 20s during the Clone Wars, meaning that, when Korkie was born, she would have been a child or teen.

@colbyuetake130

3 жыл бұрын

Him not saying only confirms it

"Had you said the word, i would have left the Jedi Order" - Obi Wan Kenobi Words spoken by a man who lives with his greatest regret everyday. True love right there folks. He was willing to give up his religion essentially for love.

@JDog2656

5 ай бұрын

Of course that was part of the problem. Their belief that you could not be a Jedi who loves. Luke's order (Legends) had Jedi, including himself, who married. It didn't stop them from being Jedi. It's understandable why they felt this was important, especially after Anakin's fall, but Luke showed the way.

@elderliddle2733

4 ай бұрын

They had several instances where lovestruck Jedi harmed the galaxy. Prime example is Grandmaster Nomi Sunrider. She fell in love with her colleague, Ulic Qel-Droma who fell to the Dark Side and became the Sith apprentice of Exar Kun. Because of her feelings for him, she couldn’t kill him when they fought. It ultimately lead to the death of his brother and many others. I personally believe she was the one who instituted the “no attachment” rule.

@curriphacreator

4 ай бұрын

@@elderliddle2733 ah. I’ve been researching the no-attachments rule and the reasoning behind it, and that is a great piece of info. Thanks! :)

Obi-Wann: "Korkie?! You named out son Korkie?" Satine: "What, it's not like I could have named him after his father."

@chubbyroll233

2 жыл бұрын

please let it just be a nickname...

@victoriaanne6332

4 ай бұрын

“Knight skywalker, padawan Tano I’d like you to meet my nephew, Obi-Too. Any relation to real life individuals is purely coincidental.”

@nemesiscrysis4955

4 ай бұрын

@@victoriaanne6332 that play on words killed me ngl xD

Bo-Katan having kids? That funnier than anakin slaying younglings during operation nightfall

@joshfrew3628

3 жыл бұрын

What nooooo he didn't kill them he died protecting them from rouge Jedi traitors

@rc59191

3 жыл бұрын

Bo Katan is totally mommy material.

@lastprimaris7914

3 жыл бұрын

@@rc59191 HA no

@arafat9828

3 жыл бұрын

fr... They never answered who Korkie's parents are. If not Bo Katan, then who?? I hope it's answered in Bad Batch somehow

@Southern_Crusader

3 жыл бұрын

@@rc59191 NO! Ain’t nobody likin her enough for that.

2:27 Meanwhile Rex off to the side thinking, "I don't get paid for this" for neither the first nor the last time in his career.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Anakin gets also paid way to less for this...

@bowenorcutt78

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT He is clearly enjoying himself, tho.

@501sttrooperbmc2

3 жыл бұрын

Do the clones even get paid?

@bowenorcutt78

3 жыл бұрын

@@501sttrooperbmc2 Probably not, though since leave is apparently a thing they probably get a small stipend or something to spend at 79's.

@j.a.b.nijenhuis8124

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing as the clones are property of Kamino, bought by the republic, and thus an army of literal enslaved child-soldiers, no Rex does not get paid enough for any of this shit

"Senators, I presume you are acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole, known as Obi-Wan Kenobi" Yep, that's pretty much him in a nutshell

@DarthVader-6637

8 ай бұрын

I want to like but there are 212th likes just like his legion

@curriphacreator

4 ай бұрын

@@DarthVader-6637 might as well now. 61 uncivilized people have ruined that perfect number. 😒

@victoriaanne6332

4 ай бұрын

That’s true from a certain point of view 😏

6:00 The way that Anakin covered his eyes as Satine and Obi-Wan walked towards each other after he killed Tal says it all. I love the little details like that in this show.

@austin62halo

3 ай бұрын

He’s like if y’all kiss I didn’t see shit. 😂

@SpillyWilly_

Ай бұрын

God dangit Cody

@tiffanypersaud3518

Ай бұрын

😂❤❤

I like the scene when Satine mentions her Sister Bo-Katan and Obi has never heard of any siblings. So that is very obviously indicating she has no siblings that could be a parent of Korkie.

@ryanbright6432

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it's like Bo Katan's kid or something? But then again he's blonde, not that genes can't jump like that because both my nephews look more like me than their parents, but still it's not something I see often outside my own family.

@maddieisintrouble7641

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbright6432 does bo katan even canonically have children at some point?

@Storm_Bird456

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s be said that Bo Katan is Korkie's other aunt.

@macewindu1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbright6432 Sorry but I’m pretty sure that point in time Bogota is like 13 to 16 range she have no kids

@thehighground3630

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanbright6432 you didn't by chance pull a Jamie Lannister on your brother in law?

Remember y’all Jedi aren’t celibate they only can’t form attachments

@grimprime0158

3 жыл бұрын

Me : looks a mundi and his many “wives” lucked basterd.

@nuyabuisness7526

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimprime0158 iirc that was more a special accommodation from the council. His species has very few males, but he took the 'don't form attachments' thing to the extreme. He did not give a shit about his kids or wives when a great number of them were killed.

@steveishere8808

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuyabuisness7526 I knew about most of that stuff, but you’re telling me that Ki-Adi-Mundi’s families died?!

@thechangamire3495

3 жыл бұрын

@@steveishere8808 Order 66, probably. Palpatine took care of loose ends.

@Cometstarlight

3 жыл бұрын

@@steveishere8808 most, if not all of them, yes, and Mundi didn’t shed a tear

I love how Obi-Wan and Satine acts like they've never met each other and somehow ended up marrying each other. They're like your local married couple who loves each other a lot but somehow still gets on each others nerves

Korkie Kryze is a bit of a mystery. The wiki listed both Satine and Bo-Katan as his aunts yet neither sister has ever mentioned a third sibling. I wonder if the Kenobi show will address this.

@kimberlyterasaki4843

2 жыл бұрын

I imagine his mom/dad probably died in the civil war since it would’ve happened around the time he was born

@Good_Boy_3000

2 жыл бұрын

The wiki also didn't explicitly say he died, just that Bo Katan suspects she's the last of her line in 9 ABY.

@danielgiovanniello7217

Жыл бұрын

Nah, we had to focus on Reva for the entirety of that show and her nonsensical backstory. Ben Kenobi was an afterthought in his own show.

@thatperformer3879

Жыл бұрын

Bruh. You actually had faith Disney would deliver something sound for a white male lead? This is 2023 after all!

@n1c3s43

Жыл бұрын

lol the kenobi show xD

I like how they make the scene not too dark when Anakin kills him but you still hear the Imperial March rhythm in the background a little

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Music forshadowing... brilliant

@DianaSanchez-oi5kb

Жыл бұрын

It’s a Oh Hi Vader moment

@_rex_productions_

Жыл бұрын

im glad i wasn't the only one who noticed that lol

@andresv.9365

Жыл бұрын

Gotta love how TCW goes a long way showing how the morals and emotions of Anakin that led to his downfall were always there. It makes his transition in RotS way better, instead of just going from "the Sith Lord deserves a fair trial" to "lets murder younglings yolo" in 5 minutes.

@johngancarcik5682

Жыл бұрын

Then obi wan with the hidden sarcastic I can't take you anywhere

I love how this shows all of their best moments without the sad ones. Basically Obitine for 9 minutes straight and I'm here for it.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

And theres even more material that can be used. Maybe i make a second one...

@oogadaboogle

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, that was already 9 minutes? It felt like such a short time

@billclark5055

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT dew it

@theangryMD

3 жыл бұрын

same

@sougotokiwa8439

2 жыл бұрын

Obitine is delicious like Ovaltine! 🤣👍

Can we all agree that clone wars is an extraordinarely good spin off series?

@gracewhitson8091

Жыл бұрын

yes, we can

@joesplace2960

8 ай бұрын

There was ever doubt?

@tiffanypersaud3518

2 ай бұрын

No doubt❤

I LOVE HOW ANAKIN DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT WHEN HE STABS MERREK AND LITERALLY SMILES 😭😭

@notreallymyname3736

7 ай бұрын

Anakin: "This is the BEST part of my job!"

Imagine a universe where Obi Wan and Satine could go on a double date with Anakin and Padme. Maybe even have Ahsoka and Lux tag along.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Fan fictions strike back... i mean with the room between worlds from rebels its possible...

@astaroth_sasazaki_yt

3 жыл бұрын

Rex and Cody being the chaperones XD

@mrcreepersubscribe5385

3 жыл бұрын

Rex: Bruh half these people here are politicians. F*ck I'll go be gettin' my own senator *The Clone Army has started hitting on the Republic Senate*

@GunnarTobus

3 жыл бұрын

*Wrecker stares at Padme from around a corner.*

@ivysalen

3 жыл бұрын

"Why is Lux Bonteri here?"

dude i just love how the guy said who would brand themselves a cold blooded killer, and Anakin straight offs him.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

easy answer if you ask me

@DarthSidian

3 жыл бұрын

Anakin gave no fucks nor goddamns.

@tetravega567

2 жыл бұрын

Anakin *That's my cue! :D

@arcticwolf2742

2 жыл бұрын

Hardly cold blood when the guy is holding a detonator for a bomb that will literally kill everyone on board. That's called "doing the right thing and then getting chastised for it." No wonder this guy turned into Darth Vader if this is the thanks he gets.

@MasquedJustice

2 жыл бұрын

@@arcticwolf2742 Hell yeah bro, I've been saying that about the younglings for years

I love Anakin's amusement as he watches Obi-Wan struggling with the woman he clearly loves 😂

I love how when Obi-Wan shows up to rescue Satine from Maul and the Death Watch and says “I do my own bidding” he’s got the same look on his face like Anakin would have when he would always save Padme.

Anakin says casually “what? He was going to blow up the ship”

@thomaslavitola7789

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he is not wrong

@luispalao7418

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomaslavitola7789 couldn’t he have just cut the guys arm off?

@quentinbrown9300

2 жыл бұрын

By ship, he's not talking about the spaceship ;)

@swisschris6480

2 жыл бұрын

Anakin oddly enough has the only head on straight during this series

@Reblwitoutacause

Жыл бұрын

@@swisschris6480 so true. and yet, because the jedi ways are so zealous and harshly against the dark side, they pushed the ( seemingly ) most sensible person into the clutches of the Sith. What fantastic storytelling!

"who would strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?" Anakin: Everything I have done in my life has led up to this moment

"Who will strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?" Anakin: *Dibs*

@cojosox8211

3 ай бұрын

Me: ANAKIN NUUU!! YOU ALREADY HAVE SO MANY MURDERS!!

This is why when the end happens, I was genuinely sad about it. That's how you know this relationship was done well - you actually care about the two of them and you want them to be together.

I like how in another timeline obi wan and satine end up like padme and anakin, just without the vader thing

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

We can dream...

@ivysalen

3 жыл бұрын

"We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it all ended in tragedy." -Milhouse, The Simpsons

@codychambers6017

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like in this story it shows obi Wan and how he succeeded in being the faithful jedi that didn't fall to the dark over his love while anakin just straight went for it like my love might die well murder everybody and hope the new guy gives yeah the answer

@captainhufflepuff501

2 жыл бұрын

WE NEEED A STAR WARS WHAT IF!!!

@saphiriathebluedragonknight375

2 жыл бұрын

Or imagine a timeline were Obi-wan fell to the Dark Side and killed Maul to save Satine.

He seemed so genuinely concerned when she said she wasn’t sure about his beard 😭

@ayyylmao101

Жыл бұрын

New insecurity: Unlocked LMAO

@lillz3o951

Жыл бұрын

But his beard is fabulous ✨✨

@nerolia_gaming8030

5 ай бұрын

@@lillz3o951 and that's why Satine is unsure 😚

You missed out on the part where Satine is meditating like a Jedi... as if a certain Jedi taught her. I only wonder who that Jedi could be

In the case of Korkie Kryze… ObI-Wan Kenobi, you are the father! *SATINE RUNS OFF THE SET*

"That would have been "Problematic"." Anakin: Oh. I completely understand.😐 (Anakin in my mind: So you just confessed you like her.😏.)

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

If you know, you know^^

Out of everyone who deserved a romance arc, Obi-Wan is at the top of the list. Yoda deserves one too

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

yaddle best choice? :D

@Tbyrd0730

3 жыл бұрын

Grogu had to come from somewhere.

@oddbaii6322

2 жыл бұрын

Yaddle: Hello there

@Digihead1234

2 жыл бұрын

"Fondle my taint, you will."

@certifiedtrash2298

2 жыл бұрын

No pls don't. Don't make me imagine yoda fcking someone.

That zoom-in at 0:18 Not even half a minute in, I can tell this is gonna be good

7:49 “as always, my dear” my heart 😭

The punching sounds. Im dying lmao

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Had a hard time cutting this without laughing my ass off

@evantgm1055

3 жыл бұрын

For real. It makes it sound harder than it actually was! 😂

@sarlacc66

3 жыл бұрын

When ?

My conclusion after watching this video, he’s definitely his father.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

no doubt bout that

@rectangle6111

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t korkie Satines nephew?

@themilkman993

2 жыл бұрын

@@rectangle6111 did you know that the word “nepotism” has its roots in the practice of renaissance popes/priests passing off their illegitimate sons as nephews? Just a fun fact I thought was fun.

@nicholasszabo5954

2 жыл бұрын

@@themilkman993 that is a fun fact that is fun.

@rectangle6111

2 жыл бұрын

@@themilkman993 very fun fact☺️

Yeah, her “nephew” totally looks like a mix of her and Obi-Wan.

4:49 Anakin: "I'll take care of this, you go find your girlfriend!" Obi-Wan: "Right." Also Obi-Wan: 😐😲 "Wait... ANAKIN!"

@cojosox8211

3 ай бұрын

Anakin: *Snickers to himself* Man, I'm good. ^^

Are we not gonna talk about how Satine's throne lights up when she sits on it? That thing was cool.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

its the small details that make the clone wars show so enjoyable

@enderwill_2084

2 жыл бұрын

prob same as obi wan back in the days >;)

@faby_baby

2 жыл бұрын

@@enderwill_2084 LMAO

@johngancarcik5682

Жыл бұрын

@@enderwill_2084 Satine rode that saber

@SunnyStarzz

Жыл бұрын

@@johngancarcik5682 i am going to delete myself LMAO

Bruh when he said who'll be a murderer first Ani: "Meeeeee"🤣🤣

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

thats why they didnt let him train the younglings...

@steveishere8808

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT If he did, Anakin would have walked into the classroom and taught them a lesson on ‘how to die.’ “First, I ignite my lightsaber. Second, I slice you in half! Any questions?”

@Order-si7nd

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT well of course but I think he killed one youngling that found his holo-history

4:51 is still one of the best moments between Anakin and Obi

@CrazyBrosCael

Жыл бұрын

Step 1: denial. Step 2: anger. Step 3: acceptance.

2:27 Can we talk about how this scene is exactly like the one in the beginning of AOTC where Anakin is on his way to meet Padme except the roles are reversed - they're both in an elevator, they both comment on how the other is anxious and then reaffirm that they're more than capable bodyguards, hence why you can tell Anakin immediately knows what's up when you see his face at 2:36 I love these two so much

2:28 Y'all realize that Rex and Cody are hearing this entire conversation!!

@anonymousaccount4483

3 жыл бұрын

Rex knew about Anakin and Padme too, so it’s only fair. Not to mention Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Rex knew about Ahsoka and Lux

@TimeCircleBlue

3 жыл бұрын

The Rumor Mill of the GAR keeps turning

@CandiiCake

3 жыл бұрын

Rex knows all the Jedi who are banging

@chubbyroll233

2 жыл бұрын

@@CandiiCake yes lol

@davidvasquez08

2 жыл бұрын

Cody: So Rex, looks like a new rumor for the boys huh? Rex: Yep, seems like it

Ahsoka: "Master Obi-Wan caused a trouble? That's a first!" Satine: "Girl, you have NO idea"

Satine really is Mandalorian. Also probably the only person the the galaxy who can match his sass.

@SunnyStarzz

Жыл бұрын

Yes

Imagine an alternate universe where obi Wan and anakin just bro out over their love for their partners

@TheRogueOneYT

2 жыл бұрын

A what if Star Wars Show

I’m still shook that Pre Vizla is voiced by Jon Favreau

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Im still shook that bradley d baker voices 200 000 clones with a million more on the way

@elijahbutcher9522

3 жыл бұрын

Wait for real?

@gadiesandlentlemen

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT I'm-

@gadiesandlentlemen

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahbutcher9522 Yep! Jon Favreau voiced Pre Vizsla and now he's helping Dave Filoni with the Mandalorian

@elijahbutcher9522

3 жыл бұрын

@@gadiesandlentlemen Thanks

Gotta love anakin simply enjoying the show in this one. Not to mention being the voice of experience.

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

"eXpEriEnCe"

@spooks_5754

2 жыл бұрын

The Rogue One nice job

Well, in Mandalorian Bo says she's the last one of her line, so either Korki is dead or he really is Satine's and Obi-Wan's love child

“Had you said the word, i would have left the Jedi Order” is the most romantic shit I’ve ever heard

How am I JUST now realizing that Rex is literally standing RIGHT THERE during Obi Wan and Anakin's talk in the elevator

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

He knows Anis and Obis secretes but how about Ahsokas?🤔

@alexanderchristopher6237

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT wasn’t Rex with Ahsoka in Onderon for a while, training Lux Bonteri and Saw Gerrera? If his skills at reading the room is as good as we believed, he would have realized the love triangle situation between Ahsoka, Lux, and Steela Gerrera, just like how Anakin realized it.

@3dpyromaniac560

Жыл бұрын

​@@alexanderchristopher6237 thankfully for all 3 Jedi, rex is a total bro...

@SmileyXY

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheRogueOneYTregarding the fact that Rex and Ahsoka are very close friends, he probably knows.

@ultimatey2656

2 ай бұрын

Did Obi-Wan already know about padme at this point or did Anakin just sit there and act like that wasn't a thing

The Jedi are arguably some of the laziest people, can’t be bothered to move a chair so he just uses the force to move it

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... who wouldnt?😅

@VPDrizzt

3 жыл бұрын

It's ok, we all jelly with you

@arafat9828

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if I was Force sensitive, I'd be doing that kind of stuff always. Use the Force to feed myself and stuff

@c.o7993

2 жыл бұрын

He's just streamlining and practicing TK nothing lazy about it

@jonsnow947

2 жыл бұрын

Jedi got to abuse their power somehow to not be sith.

I love satine’s complete 180 when obi wan says that he was sent on this mission by the Jedi council lol

4:23 This is the funniest thing I've seen in the whole series 🤣🤣

Obi-wan: “What MASTER skywalker means” Mace windu: “About that”

@daedalus4748

2 жыл бұрын

Anakin: "Sure, Mace Window"

@sebastianmusso9929

2 жыл бұрын

Knight Skywalker doesn’t sound very good

@SunnyStarzz

2 жыл бұрын

Mace: how about N O

@cojosox8211

3 ай бұрын

How about Y E S! @@SunnyStarzz

Never noticed the subtle undertones of earth Vader’s theme when snaking kills that guy

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Star Wars loves foreshadowing with music...

@Sleeper800

2 жыл бұрын

Does not the existence of an earth Vader imply the existence of a water, air, and fire Vader?

@tetravega567

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sleeper800 And the Avadar: The Last Earth Vader

@mariastephens1827

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sleeper800 IM DEAD LOL

@StelarVA

2 жыл бұрын

About as subtle as a brick

I just love Anakin's knowing look through their whole conversation.

The Satine theme that plays when she dies and Obi-Wan is holding her was really the only time I ever teared up in Clone Wars. That whole episode is insane

I never realized until now that Korkie has a mix of Obi’s and Satine’s hair in his early years, brown with blonde streaks. Kenobi something you want to tell us?

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

As I have already dealt with in the Kenobi Show Video: YES

@LabyrinthLostProductions

2 жыл бұрын

Star Wars fans: wow doesn’t korkie look a lot like a mix between satins and obi wan? Obi-wan: I really wish you hadn’t noticed that sir…

6:02 awww anakin was gonna give them some privacy

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

I mean obi wan gave padme and him enough too...

@starwarsorsomething5703

3 жыл бұрын

until Commander Cockblock ruined the moment...

@bullettime8760

3 жыл бұрын

@@starwarsorsomething5703 until commander co- ahhh dammit I'm late!!

@kaciew.6202

3 жыл бұрын

@@starwarsorsomething5703 oh my goodness commander what LOL that’s hilarious

@alonsolupercio9108

3 жыл бұрын

He was a good friend

I always loved this relationship as it shows Anakin's temptation isn't unique.

Anakin is like a friend who came with you on your first date, even if you didn't asked him.

This video: exists R/prequelmemes: because of obi-wan?

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

@gadiesandlentlemen

3 жыл бұрын

Because of what Filoni's done! Because of what he plans to do.

"Who would strike first and brand themselves a cool-blooded killer?" Anakin: "You rang?"

Obi-Wan and Satine hesitating meanwhile Anakin just Haha lightsaber go brrrrrr

if they gave us some episodes of Qui Gon Jinn and Obi Wan helping Satine kinda like they did for Dooku in Tales of the Jedi I would be so happy

@chanterelle483

11 ай бұрын

With the scene when Obi-Wan falls while carrying Satine. That is such a hilarious mental image and so much like him. 😂

@hsafootballworld1321

4 ай бұрын

well those episodes could be made if they decide to focus on Qui Gon or Obi Wan in the next season or later.

3:26 Master Skywalker? It happened, people. He's a master!!!

@gamechanger8908

3 жыл бұрын

The fact it came from Obi Wan :,)

@kelvinbremont1341

3 жыл бұрын

At least he’s a master…at getting caught!!

@topgun1457

3 жыл бұрын

well he's the master at getting burned

@W1NT3RS69

3 жыл бұрын

Yoda also calls him master skywalker in the ashoka retrieval arc!

@MiguelMedV

3 жыл бұрын

Adds more to him being so offended in Episode III, honestly...

I feel if Korkie WAS the child of Obi-wan and Satine, she would of hidden Korkies true parentage from both Obi-wan and everyone else in order to save both their careers, afterall Satine is a senator and Obi-wan is a Jedi, the scandal would be massive.. So in the end the only person who would know of Korkies true lineage would be Satine (not even Korkie would know)

@TheRogueOneYT

3 жыл бұрын

Scandal would be even bigger once they find out satine is a Duchess...

@chubbyroll233

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT lol

@eekkal5507

2 жыл бұрын

Korkie spinoff series? Escapes the empire on mandalore, winds up on tatooine working for the hutts to hurt the empire, is manipulated by darth maul into being his apprentice in the hope of avenging his mother, is turned by obiwan back to the light, and dies protecting his friends from darth vader

@chubbyroll233

2 жыл бұрын

@@eekkal5507 :')

@themorrigan7224

2 жыл бұрын

@@eekkal5507 I’d read the shit out of that fanfic