The easiest way to tell she was a fake....she didn't have lines on her face.

@Accidental238

6 жыл бұрын

Neither do most of the girls in this anime

@fishussugon3215

6 жыл бұрын

Lol tru everyone on jojo hav facial lines

@gamerkiddocody107

5 жыл бұрын

@@fishussugon3215 except part 4. They all city kids

@TheeNero

4 жыл бұрын

@@Accidental238 *COUGH* Jolyne *COUGH*

@pizzaroll7243

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriele D.R sounds like something a virgin would say..

Kakyoin being a true bro as usual. Doesn't add anything in order not to risk stealing his friends' thunder by saying something more badass. Therefore, he just nods.

@TBrizzle01

8 жыл бұрын

He's wearing shades in a dark room. He's pretty much maxed out on the badass scale already.

@nicetightsize8jeans

7 жыл бұрын

I was pissed off when he died

@nicetightsize8jeans

7 жыл бұрын

I want to draw a picture of jotaro self pleasuring himself. Jacket and hat off. Face flushed with sweat and blushing. Cock in hand ready to explode.

@AlycesonGrace

7 жыл бұрын

nicetightsize8jeans Jesus Christ

@nicetightsize8jeans

7 жыл бұрын

Alyceson Grace what I do

Funny thing. Nukesaku actually means "Idiot" or "Moron". Jotaro was just insulting him, but had no idea that was his real name.

@stellaunderscore

8 жыл бұрын

+M0lot0v94 ohhhh that explains how jotaro "knew" his name.

@TurbinationE

7 жыл бұрын

I wish there had been a translation note for this.

@horaciosi

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, remember when fansubs had them? Those were the days

@Despair505

6 жыл бұрын

Keikaku means plan

@isboyle5487

6 жыл бұрын

Keikaku means Keikaku

2:34 the way he said it is just perfect

@user-wl5dv7ps1s

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being 69 years old manly grandpa and cute loli at the same time

@christianman5360

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-wl5dv7ps1s ayo?

@Nombrenooriginal

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-wl5dv7ps1s wat

@GenocideShell

4 ай бұрын

@@user-wl5dv7ps1swtf

Jotaro wanted to name the series friends of justice but they said no.

@sias8594

7 жыл бұрын

JoJo's Bizarre adventure: Friendship is magic

@lunausagi8495

7 жыл бұрын

supahReford ;p Fuck off.

@plat4234

6 жыл бұрын

Accurate for Part 4 specifically

@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo's Bizarre Advebture Part 3: Friendship is Justice

@Nuclear_Dingo

4 жыл бұрын

Sias no

I love Joseph's tiny, "Oh my god." 😂

@aguaaqua6343

5 жыл бұрын

O H M Y G O D

@santiagobustos8065

5 жыл бұрын

_o h my g o d_

@xXxNumber5xXx

5 жыл бұрын

VeryNiceu he is so precious

@explunky

4 жыл бұрын

"Jospeh" Edit: the maker of the comment already edited it

@TheKimykat

4 жыл бұрын

Brando7Q: I didn’t even notice lol

I think seeing the manga page of this part was my first exposure to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Such a wtf moment

@MrUSPD

9 жыл бұрын

***** Friends of justice

Joseph: How did you know she was a vampire? Jotaro: She was a vampire?

imagine their reaction if he kept up his act and pretend to lose consciousness or die as if he really was just an ordinary human girl

@namishusband818

7 жыл бұрын

Now that would have been the smart thing to do.

@lunausagi8495

7 жыл бұрын

maximusdarkultima Hermit Purple is telepathic so they'd know.

@dbelow_1556

6 жыл бұрын

SeaMarkiPie That's just the thing, some people have genetic problems and mismatched limbs(just like J.geil and Enya) not to mention how it's possible for dio to rearange limbs and bodies in bizarre ways(MANCAT)

@MoonPatch

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't they see his normal face on the back of his head? Err...the front is what I mean...the back of the fake woman that he was pretending to be's head Yeah you get it

@Fingrek

5 жыл бұрын

@SeaMarkiPie There was a character in the very same part that had two left hands yet he wasn't a vampire. Mutations happen sometimes.

So that's why Dio didn't make anymore vampires, stands just outclass them.

@nekohallowking4762

7 жыл бұрын

Van Oskuro true but surely having a small army would help at least to kill the user, or hell just make the stand user a vampire the only reason Vanilla ice died is because he was an idiot

@dark7element

5 жыл бұрын

@RoyMordemainStudios Also there's the little problem that the Speedwagon Foundation had developed high-powered UV lamps specially designed to destroy vampires.

@portalmanHUN

4 жыл бұрын

If only they used their actual vampire abilities. You know like the lazer eye shit and freezing.

@arsenal4739

4 жыл бұрын

@@portalmanHUN well Nukesaku most likely didn't know he had other abilities other than the normal super strength and ability to drain blood(and healing factor) but the rest, not so much. Vanilla didn't know either but didn't need to due to him using his stand more.

@fly672

4 жыл бұрын

@@portalmanHUN Well these abilities are not standard for Vampires at least from what we can see. DIO is JJBA's version of Dracula and he spend a great amount of time testing the limits of his abilities, the only other Vampire who used Space Ripper Stingy Eyes was Straizo and that's only because he saw DIO using them before becoming a Vampire. Copying something is far easier than coming up with it. As for why DIO didn't use them... Space Ripper Stingy Eyes would easily get blocked by most Stands (especially something like Star Platinum) and I don't think that he can spam them like a mashine gun, Vaporizing Freeze requires DIO to directly touch someone and that's not a good idea especially when fighting someone like Jotaro.

That 'OMG' from Joseph killed me

@philipbushby9462

2 жыл бұрын

With That Face! 😂

Too bad it wasn't called JJBA: Friends of Justice

@toby_2bae4me25

8 жыл бұрын

+Buzzcutbob They should just invite Jotaro and the rest to the Justice League already XD

@theeagle7552

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds way too gay even for jojo

@rohankishibe2985

3 жыл бұрын

why did I think of DiU lmaO

@tinx713

3 жыл бұрын

That would have made this scene one hell of a title drop

@rostarsintellectual3568

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like fairy tail.

WE'LL HELP YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL! SONADABEETCH!!!

Jojo: punches a woman Joseph: I'm just gonna pretend that was intentional Kakyoin: I can't see shit

if she breathe

@danieltv2102

6 жыл бұрын

Failed Abortion yap

@Bandit_Sudo

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus once said

@keyman245

6 жыл бұрын

She is a thot

@NB0918

6 жыл бұрын

All waman are queens

@v-ice7970

6 жыл бұрын

SHE’S A THOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

Lmao I died when joseph said "oh my god" 😂

@MrUSPD

9 жыл бұрын

2398ivan me too :)

Friggin lol'd so hard at this. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is amazing.

@MrUSPD

9 жыл бұрын

CorporealAegis same

@alecfongy3175

6 жыл бұрын

Best anime

I feel like Jotaro didn't actually know she was a vampire, and just got sick of crying women before hastily making up an excuse when he realised he'd lost it.

"Wait so is Hamon one of Hermit Purples powe-" 1:09

@quantumbaqel6971

4 жыл бұрын

damn partskippers

@penpenguin3621

3 жыл бұрын

Disgusting

@Histerdcap

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 Most disgusting thing ever said no. 1

@whynotrashid

3 жыл бұрын

Stop watching start from part 1

@christianman5360

3 жыл бұрын

🤦‍♂️

(1:11) I don't know why, but Star Platinum's serious face cracks me up!

@Nombrenooriginal

2 жыл бұрын

Always keep a straight face when you punch a *woman*

I like how Star Platinum proves he can bully the shit out a vampire by letting one bite his arm then doing an ora ora

How did Kakyoin see him with sun glasses? Is really dark ._.

@fulcrum2951

6 жыл бұрын

Danka its kakyoin

@orancyb

5 жыл бұрын

Ｉｔ　ｊｕｓｔ　Ｗｏｒｋｓ

@firepuppies4086

5 жыл бұрын

You don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no

@SherylYan

4 жыл бұрын

That sun glasses have the opposite effect

@user-iw7oh7gf3j

3 жыл бұрын

Hm,actally he heard him...

Kakyoin watching a woman get punched with a straight face while wearing sunglasses emanates serious big ball energy

jonathan: i hope my descendants will be gentlemen jotaro: hitting a woman😂

@Arjibi

2 жыл бұрын

tequila joseph: become women jolyne: is a woman

@Ashelybee

2 жыл бұрын

But it's not a, woman

@eanisiahdeguzman21907

2 жыл бұрын

@@Arjibi and Jotaro once hit his own daughter at Stone Ocean Spoiler alert: The two were trying to escape the C00M room illusion made by Whitesnake (Pucci)

Girl:*slaps me* Girl: u can’t hit a girl back haha Me who believes in gender equality: 1:10

@whynotrashid

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Barple_Bapkins

3 жыл бұрын

Equal rights equal fights

@muhibaqeel9709

2 жыл бұрын

This statement is kazuma approved

@redddrago5198

Жыл бұрын

Kazuma

Joseph's oh my god is the best part of this scene.

NEXT TIME ON JJBA: DIO'S WORLD

Even if she was just a second face, there's a few signs of her having some sort of a separate personality. That said, I feel bad for anyone attached to someone suicidal enough to attack Jotaro..

@TheAngelmisa

5 жыл бұрын

VerdeMorte I don't think so. She is just a puppet.

I like this scene by itself, but it takes place immediately after Avdol and Iggy's deaths, so the comic relief felt inappropriate when I watched it.

The "Oh My God" line of Joseph and his expression, it kinda looks like "The Scream" painting for me HAHAHAHA

Naturally jumps in air for that long from being close and speaking a whole paragraph while falling, seems legit.

1:09 when someone skipped parts 1 and 2

1:32 Voldemort

@gachamarichan4872

4 жыл бұрын

Lol🤣😂

@zawarudowanttoknowyourloca9058

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I know that reference

@mcbadrobotvoice8155

3 жыл бұрын

Ok you got me with that one

I wonder, would Avdol, Kakyoing and Iggy still die if Joestar group infiltrated the mansion the next day, in the early morning?

@markbaker8839

5 жыл бұрын

[ MTD ] "Kakyoing"

@D00DM00D

5 жыл бұрын

KakYOING

@saihara4454

5 жыл бұрын

Oi, Kakyoing

@oooohapenny4707

4 жыл бұрын

SHIN-A! KAKYOING

@JunkoEnoshima.

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t dio Come to hunt them down at night alongside Vanilla ice When He realized Pet shop is died (Meaning they now Know Where he is hiding)

I came back here after realizing McQueen’s voice actor sounds similar He was Nukesaku after all

@Feastyszz

2 жыл бұрын

Ye lol

@Feastyszz

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

kakyoin be like just drinkin coffee while watching jotaro beat up someone

2:33 oh my god lol

I'm so mad that I missed the hands.

Nukesaku: I AM IMMORTAL! FOR THE BLOOD OF LORD DIO IN MY BODY! Joseph: * war flashbacks * Jotaro: immortal, uh?

That was SAVAGE Jotaro

Jotaro would've done that to Yukako if he found that he kidnapped Koichi.

i love joseph's face when he says "oh my god..." for some reason

Even more confirmation Dio is Bi, the dude literally has a crossdressing vampire in his mansion

ジョセフ｢なぁ、花京院。｣ 花京院｢ｳﾝ｣ が好きだなw

I love how kakyoin was just vibin

1:10 Satisfaction

Joseph's "Oh my God" always gets me no matter how many times I watch this scene 🤣

the sound nukesaku makes at 1:25 is the funniest part..

1:10 1950s husbands when dinner isn't ready after work

2:34 oh my god... look at josephs face XD

So he said "We're friends, Friends of Justice that is" "That's a nice watch shame i'll have to break it, break your face that is"

Jotaro's not a friend of justice, he beat the shit out of Justice.

@Al_musawi14

2 жыл бұрын

Technically he breathed Justice

@MNTNMX

Жыл бұрын

@@Al_musawi14 shh *SUCCED*

And Joseph just out of the blue yelled "Oh my God!".

Mha when a girl is talking back: ok ok I’m sorry please dont hurt me Jojo when a girl is talking back: 1:10

I love that power ngl

I had a friend who didn't want to watch part 3 for some reason, so I showed him this ckip and he finished part 3 in like 3 days

This scene is honestly a perfect summary of Part 3 lol

"You should have at least turned your hands around"... **me checking the hands before** OK, I DIDN'T NOTICE THE THUMBS WERE IN THE WRONG WAY @-@

This is one of the most badass moments in part 3.

1:10 im laughing hard

Options (A): Help the girl (Click 01:05) (B): Attack her (Click 01:10) If you chose A, then wrong, an evil villain was disguised as an innocent girl and attempted to trick you. If you chose B, then correct, you punched her before she could attack you or make a plan.

Oh my god…

I'm addicted to the arse-kicking soundtrack.

In Japanese, "nukesaku" is a noun that means "fool, blockhead".

@Ashelybee

2 жыл бұрын

When your parents hate you so much your name is idiot

I bet jotaro actually just wanted to punch him and didnt know he was an imposter

What is this anime!!!! It's too AWESOME!!

@MrUSPD

9 жыл бұрын

Zeke smalls read the description, baka

@MrUSPD

9 жыл бұрын

Zeke smalls this is part 3, click this link and start from episode 1, or else you won't understand part 3. kissanime.com/Anime/JoJo-s-Bizarre-Adventure-2012

@K_Money_7

7 жыл бұрын

Kissanime? Really? Just watch it on Crunchyroll.

@fugyfruit

7 жыл бұрын

Keegan Pippin but there's so many fucking commercials

@failedabortion1894

7 жыл бұрын

Keegan Pippin I was trying to watch it on Crunchyroll, but whenever an ad ended it repeated itself and there was no way to end it. Plus, Kissanime has 3-4 servers (Openload, RapidVideo etc)

*Cries in Japanese*

what if this wasnt a vampire and jotaro just viciously assaulted an innocent woman because of her birth defect

Just here to remind you that Nukesaku’s voice actor, Tōru Nara, also plays Rikido Sato in Boku No Hero Academia.

best clip from stardust crusaders

Jotaro “send em to the streets” Kujo

The greatest OH MY GOD... in this show

how come nukesaku doesnt have a stand? if he's immortal, they could have easily hit him with the arrow

@YakkyMissy

3 жыл бұрын

The arrow chooses the people's worthiness by itself

Bro: "Why can't I get a girlfriend?" Also bro:

That was just brutal

One thing i understand is on word and it's shocking like *OH MY GOD!*

1:11 OHHH GENDER EQUALITY! Kazuma will like this man!

Jotaro- I'll see how immortal you are Pillars - my time has come

*OH MY GOD*

Joseph: I’m glad you saw her hands were the wrong way around Jotaro Jotaro: what?

It would of been funnier of Jotaro said "Friends without benefits" instead of "friends of justice"

100年前はちと手を焼いた吸血鬼だが、スタープラチナの前では全く無力のものよ。

Jotaro: yes we are friends of justice 🤣🤣🤣

Nukesaku's female disguise is ineffective on Jotaro and Joseph (and the other JoJos after them), but it works on a Jonathan, who lives in an era where women are handled with care.

Jotaro: We're friends Star Platinum: I'm not your friend!

Ok not gonna lie nukesaku would be an dope villain in part 1

Oh my god

damn jotaro really said 🤛

From Nukesaku's perspective, he bit down on something invisible and got punched by it for his trouble.

FREINDS OF JUSTICE 2 STONG

Nutsack

The scene right before this one kind of implies Nukesaku is going to be a legitimate stand fight then he just gets destroyed lol

POV: you punch *namy gaga* 1:09

To answer the question; No, I would not help that bastard

Whenever jotarl said we’re gonna have to see how immortal u r and Joseph say “…oh my godddd..!” Shit had me rolling 😂

La muerte mas triste de toda la historia del anime

"If she breathes, she's a thot"

1:30 Professor Quirrell called, he has some c & d letters to give

Oh my god! *ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA*

"Phantom Blood is bad because it's so bo-" 1:10