4:04 kid be like: *dafuq is happening, i want to play minecraft*

@3ag1e

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment

@saucesauce1410

4 жыл бұрын

@@3ag1e ?

@saucesauce1410

4 жыл бұрын

@SCEVIC -roblox and more! why tf you answer after a month lmfao

@Cosmoron

4 жыл бұрын

Play in heaven Chinese steve

@kujojotaro4579

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cosmoron Chinese steve 🤣

Credits to cameraman who filmed a whole nuclear attack 👏👏👏 Edit: holy shit I forgot I ever posted this I just randomly clicked on this vid again and I see my comment is the most liked one 😂😂

@nicosteve0570

5 жыл бұрын

He is on god mode

@itsyoboiivan3255

5 жыл бұрын

Right you are

@hi-lay6

5 жыл бұрын

Hes on creative mode

@ArcanFox

4 жыл бұрын

He have anoclip o_o

@carolynnance9617

4 жыл бұрын

*God mode activated*

Nobody: Time: **takes forever like every movie bomb** White shirt man: *d a i j o b u*

@34RAWR26

2 жыл бұрын

FAC

"I'm bored to death" The missile: i can fix that

@Steve1766

3 жыл бұрын

spanish or vanish

@isu1523

2 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1766 deep meme words idk

@creativename9699

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh hell yeah your bored to death"

@isu1523

2 жыл бұрын

@@creativename9699 bhai

Japan to Iran: don’t start a war with America! Iran: why? Japan: we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two

@ewinrizal

4 жыл бұрын

German : right, i beaten twice...

@quirkyquinn6687

4 жыл бұрын

A -10 Thunderbolt We are farmers, bum-ba-da-bum-da-bum-bum-bum

@---ob7xk

4 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer

@Shini_yuku_tamashi

4 жыл бұрын

@@---ob7xk im 21 dumbass i live in japan so its offensive

@hashirimran1702

4 жыл бұрын

ww3 is not a joke imagine if a bomb fell on your city

How to survive Be the camera man

@volthssh7401

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@wormei9662

4 жыл бұрын

Tord :0

@yeeaboi6682

4 жыл бұрын

True

@robloxbad9966

4 жыл бұрын

Wow what a great idea how did i not think of that

@spazesanty2080

4 жыл бұрын

ᔕᕼᗩᑎEᔕTᑌᗪIOᔕ oooh thanks for the tip

1:03 "it's too hot" just wait, it'll get hotter

@phaizan

3 жыл бұрын

damn 🤣

@SkyPangolin

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, not that much hotter, hot as the sun maybe?

@venezuelanomori15

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhhhhh shit Another bomb just dropped here

@User-bk_Elder_2I

Жыл бұрын

@@venezuelanomori15 the us actually plans to launch a bomb in 2039

Damn, I find the fathers story saddest, he wasn't there for them, he watched his family die, and his acting was so good, he seemed genuinely sad, damn this entire ending is so good, but is kind of ruined by the credits.

@fleciafogg7410

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@fleciafogg7410

2 жыл бұрын

Its still sad

@beenaplumber8379

2 жыл бұрын

After watching this twice, it occurred to me he was acting to a *blank* cell phone! The video of his wife and little boy was added over the phone in post! You can tell around 4:01. That little flaw in editing makes the guy's performance that much more remarkable.

"it's an emergency alert, sounds dangerous right?" "it'll be okay" *destruction 2000*

@funnymeme1847

4 жыл бұрын

More like 2... right guys...? Get it... cause... ..cause Hiroshima n’ stuff...

@vladimir5518

4 жыл бұрын

On Poland od sirens Me on lesson o kurwa Its fire enigne test

@christy2443

4 жыл бұрын

*THE SUN*

@vladimir5518

4 жыл бұрын

@@christy2443 yea

@vladimir5518

4 жыл бұрын

@@christy2443 new sun

Nuclear: Kkxrkedmirxemie Im coming Girl: *falls* Girl: theres no point in escaping now *starts eating*

@discontinuedchannel4544

4 жыл бұрын

STRESS EATING

@americanproductions6492

4 жыл бұрын

That's gonna be me I swear

@vibecheck9460

4 жыл бұрын

im hungry man. im going to eat before die

@Tenqu244

4 жыл бұрын

Hungry.

@zachcarter1053

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tenqu244 yes very

Tye cameraman laughing at the people when hes invincible

Me: *eating a taco* The nuke: *just keeps on expanding* Me: *I need to eat this taco fast now*

A majority of the comments: *joking around* My dumb self: *holding back tears*

@Jellyman4

4 жыл бұрын

Y?Nothing bad happened though...It was actually kinda funny! Edit: I guess I didnt state this clearly,I meant the reactions of the people in this short film,not the real life scenario,Im no big tough guy,once I see a nuke irl,I wouldn't cry,but stress tf out. Sorry to anyone who took it the wrong way,carry on.

@foxy70yearsago37

4 жыл бұрын

Jellyman4 Boomer it's the fact that these things in real life do actually happen..

@Jellyman4

4 жыл бұрын

@@foxy70yearsago37 True.

@alexiguillem6050

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shini_yuku_tamashi no hablo Taka Taka

@auxxillarytv4742

4 жыл бұрын

You aren’t dumb it’s a serious situation

Everybody: *running for their lives* Me: you weaklings Me: *grabs out uno reverse card* This dead ass meme got 1k likes wow there is something wrong with the internet

@plisehon

5 жыл бұрын

ur not my mom

@swordblade6121

5 жыл бұрын

Ur not my mom ur my Mom's mom's moms moms moms moms moms moms moms moms moms moms.

@thedayofok999

4 жыл бұрын

[ \/ ]

@Bigtweaker25

4 жыл бұрын

Your Mom hAhA yoUr tOtAlly EPic 🤢

@franchescahorlador2850

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

That was the longest 5 minutes I’ve ever waited for a death scene

I legit searched "siren Chicago tornado" and now I'm trying to hold back my tears

I love how the kid on the front is just like *im ready for it*

@connorward2488

3 жыл бұрын

“Ugh for god sake let’s just get this over with”

@teameliminators6465

3 жыл бұрын

yesa

@generalmolotovv

3 жыл бұрын

daniel dan marcos e

@marijajosifovska722

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@Zackislivid

3 жыл бұрын

TENOHAKA BBBBAAANNNNNZZZZZIIIIIII!!!!!!!

I found the children’s book writer and small child the saddest.

@alikane746

4 жыл бұрын

J found that the 2nd but the most saddest was the mum and child speaking to the dad that is in a differant country

@alikane746

4 жыл бұрын

Well bruh its like "hi dad i love u!" And happienes to "PLZ NOOO"

@clowdydayzz

4 жыл бұрын

How??

@gilbert9167

4 жыл бұрын

@@alikane746 wasnt the dad in Osaka?

@alikane746

4 жыл бұрын

@@gilbert9167 idk tbh

“there’s an emergency alert, sounds dangerous right?” “it’ll be ok” *logic=100*

Mom: 😭 Dad: 😭 Son: 😐

I came across this while trying to find some funny sirens.

@dtx214

4 жыл бұрын

Bro same I came from a kid crying air raid siren

@kritische3959

4 жыл бұрын

Wallace But no gromit LOL same here what a coincidence

@rxdioslnxetwiizzy

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@radicallarry7044

4 жыл бұрын

I came from trying to seee the the Steven universe episode bluebird

@skeletonmadruga9387

4 жыл бұрын

MAN, ME TOO

Nobody: The boy on the thumbnail: this is fine

@Bray3308

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@sickeningflowers9660

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@bfdiapencil

16 күн бұрын

Nobody: The joke: Everyone makes a joke i get the god damn joke The kid was depressed

This is honestly heartbreaking man.....very well done

@davey3710

2 жыл бұрын

saddest ever

Mom:*crying* we will always be with you right Dad:*crying yes I love you* Kid: *dammit not this shit again*

Boy: "everyone will soon die" Girls: "shut up" *laughs and dies from the explosion* .

@Dackered

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@kaiXcc

Жыл бұрын

that karma right there

the dad and the daughter: *crying* the kid: 🗿

@alikane746

4 жыл бұрын

Its mum and dad

@manoso676

3 жыл бұрын

the kid is trying to make a sad face

@Phaze_lovesroblox

3 жыл бұрын

She saying papa

@lionobama1397

3 жыл бұрын

@• Cocomai • he’s a pretty bad actor though

@menschenskind1

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so fucking hard lmao

I still remember a poem written by a survivor of Hiroshima bombing, it was too sad. In wars , common people are the one who lose the most.it made me cry , it would've been sad to watch death coming to them and they can't do anything.

@beenaplumber8379

Жыл бұрын

To see death's approach seems the cruelest part of this story, yet it brings out wonderful qualities in some of the characters, like the children's book author who is able to find the perfect words to comfort the little girl she doesn't know, and the teenage boy with the three girls, whose dad told him to continue to smile because that's when he looks best, and he finds a reason to smile - that he is able to spend his last minutes surrounded by pretty girls, the luckiest boy in Fukuoka! It's still massively heartbreaking (the dad watching helplessly as his wife and son die over the phone), yet I love this short film. Why does pain from artistic expression make me feel good?

everyone: dies phones: still on

United States: You thought I was going to stop with two?

@ccaamille_

5 жыл бұрын

BRUH 😂

@skulez9982

5 жыл бұрын

OMFG

@TexIdk

5 жыл бұрын

Well, that's my merica'

@itsyoboiivan3255

5 жыл бұрын

Ooooof

@FBIAgent-bp8pd

4 жыл бұрын

ENOLA GAY

The people who disliked this video must have been crying so much that they pressed the wrong button.

@cursedengie1083

4 жыл бұрын

No

@getrektboy

4 жыл бұрын

No

@miau8932

4 жыл бұрын

That's not the download button

@takeshi9473

4 жыл бұрын

From bad filmmaking?

@aisharae

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

2020: *siren head would like to access your location.*

@misuubre14

3 жыл бұрын

No, cringe.

IT'S ALL FUN GAMES TILL YOU START HEARING A SIREN EVEN IF THE VIDEO ENDS

@olgaminopoulou

3 жыл бұрын

Same I was searching for 1939 poland siren alarm and found this

The kids just showing no emotions just like, “imma die and I like that”

@luisannygarcia5037

4 жыл бұрын

🤡🤡👿😈😈👾💀😸👽😺😼😻😹😻😼😽😽

@nicoleee3022

3 жыл бұрын

Haha Gen Z humor

@beenaplumber8379

2 жыл бұрын

I see him as stunned. Overwhelmed maybe. He's probably more afraid seeing his dad fall completely apart, and maybe he thinks it's partly his fault because he and Mom are about to get nuked and leave Dad alone. And he's about to get nuked. And die. And that sucks. And his mom is a mess. She's not talking to him. She's freaked out about Dad. She touches him, and that's nice, but how do you say anything when you want and need to say everything, but you're just a little boy and you don't know what to do because both parents are freaked? Nah, I see him as emotionally overloaded and shut down.

Those people didn't deserve that

@nicosteve0570

5 жыл бұрын

True 😭

@ltcorbis1704

5 жыл бұрын

1 sub no vids? Lol

@tahirbhutta2751

5 жыл бұрын

No doubt

@ltcorbis1704

5 жыл бұрын

iisupremejose BANZAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

@joen5091

4 жыл бұрын

ya because the japanese invaded other country's with love and peace

Girl: God, im bored to death Nuclear= *Do you say death? Wait lemme turn my siren on*

The dad and daughter: *crying* The kid: I got burgers on my mind

War Is Something That Should Not Happen,We Need To Live As One Nation,As One Family!

@campingjacob8526

5 жыл бұрын

Maritza Roque agree

@aqi_o2.

5 жыл бұрын

I always thought the Soviet Union must come back, but the dad crying made me regret my hole life.

@f1sker999

5 жыл бұрын

Agree

@Domothebushfella

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t agree we need war in some cases u can’t just say let’s have world peace that’s not how it works

@RedLemonCola

5 жыл бұрын

Kalashnikov 47 Like what?

No one: Literally no one: The boy: *DAIJOBU*

I couldn’t imagine how scary it would be to get that alert, basically only five minutes left to live, all so suddenly.

The video: *Everyone crying* The comments: *They'll be fine, lets make memes*

I just wanted to search up nuclear sound effects to connect it to my school's speaker to scare everyone, but I made everyone cry instead :v

@enzogrosso1978

4 жыл бұрын

Haha ha please do It PLEASE HA HYUG

@hughmungas2802

4 жыл бұрын

シ Onion did you actually do that?

USA: ahh the good old days,lets do it one more time

@forcedhaircut

4 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

Dad: Nagi! How are you? Nagi: Yes

Girl: Its Just A Alert System, It'll Be Alright. **doom slayer music kicks in**

T-T he just decided to stay there BRO IM CRYING

@thunderjawsaiftheboss4517

3 жыл бұрын

But in the end he ran away

Well it surely is a beautiful way to die. You just se a bright light and you're gone. No pain, no suffer, just Gone

@kawaiiSweden

5 жыл бұрын

But you'd be scared shitless for the time remaining.

@ChubbyChannelgaming

5 жыл бұрын

It's not painless.for the last few seconds of your life your lung compress and you feel like you're going to implode then you disintegrate.😥

@catfish9865

5 жыл бұрын

BITCH A FUCKING NUKE BLOWS UP AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO DIE? "You just see a bright light and you'll be gone. No pain." You have 5 minutes to live and your whole city is about to be blown to pieces and filled with nuclear fallout. It's not gonna be pretty, trust me. The top part of this was a joke, don't take it seriously. Also if I got woooooshed, then.... oof.

@randommandoade1465

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChubbyChannelgaming you don't feel it

@radial2074

5 жыл бұрын

Seeing the light means nothing. If you're lucky you be in the epicenter and you won't even have time to register the light. Seeing the light likely means your going to die a painful death from ras from the fallout or from the immediate exposure.

Oh my god... I haven't been moved like this since i saw "Threads" back in 1983.... And you guys did this in 2 days! Sugoi!!

I live in japan and has NOT experienced a missile coming to our country, and then i saw this video, now I realize what true sadness is. this explains what people were trying to do when two nuclear missiles hit japan. If this we’re to be true i will cry. Literally.

@beenaplumber8379

2 жыл бұрын

Friends were arriving at a bank to begin their work day. A girl had begun her route as a tram driver, greeting all the regulars. A man sat on a step to read the paper. Mothers were bathing and feeding their children. A doctor had spent the night drinking at a nearby farm and rode his bike into the city as soon as the blast went off. It was another morning in Hiroshima, with good weather. Families were beginning their day. Ordinary life was happening, then suddenly it wasn't. Only they did not have a 5 minute countdown. They had no idea. They were single bombs dropped from single planes. No one thought there was any danger, only reconnaissance planes.

Everyone: go to the shelter Me: get the camera

Never again shall a strong nation, such as Japan, will experience this dreadful ordeal! My prayers, from Manila.

@crypto_gaming5214

4 жыл бұрын

Heyyyy na bata ko sa manila

@mizuki7yearsago626

4 жыл бұрын

akala ko ako lang pilipino nanonood?

@user-gt1my1zm9y

4 жыл бұрын

Ako rin

@KingToa

Жыл бұрын

You’re the only mature one in these comments

Nuclear: i'm gonna end this man whole carrer Camera man: No Nuclear:Understable, have a nice day

This actually hits hard during quarantine.

2:04 lol that why am i thinking about anime deaths?

@mjt777x8

5 жыл бұрын

Tretar Netar what

@NoobRoots

4 жыл бұрын

@flower the flowey skeleton the sans?

@redtrexmedia

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@zentherealmmage3137

4 жыл бұрын

The saddest “anime” death is Flowey’s death in undertale genocide.

@domtoretto8647

4 жыл бұрын

@@zentherealmmage3137 No,No. He's got a point.

People in Tokyo: *freaks out* Kim jong un: America FEAR ME!!!

That is an amazing work, seeing so many different pov's really made this one interesting and touching. Hope we will never see a day when WWIII starts, cause when it starts it'll end just like that.. in a flash.. within several minutes..

@beenaplumber8379

2 жыл бұрын

The people are all so sincere and so authentic. I care about them, and I cry when I see this. Absolutely amazing. There's no time to think. All they can do is be their own true, beautiful selves. (Did you notice the brief cut to the crying father from his cell phone cam? So real.)

THIS WILL GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!!!

WHY WHY *crys* IM SO CRYING

@BRUH911aids

5 жыл бұрын

Because they're scared

@heidibrown1105

5 жыл бұрын

@@BRUH911aids this is fuked up

@playergameplayfan6154

4 жыл бұрын

@@heidibrown1105 what the hell is fucked up about this

@greylaglynn6837

4 жыл бұрын

@Comrade Dimitri Dude you don't have to call them a bitch cause the main being an actual bitch is you. They have feelings so they can cry if the want to. Im sure you've cried before too so dont even start this mess

That boy looks like I know people have to die in life so I ain't crying Fun tip: be the camera man or the birds to survive

@yungchangsta

4 жыл бұрын

The nuke can reach some birds, but ok

@tammyjackson5307

3 жыл бұрын

@Miguel Carvey Mahilum thanks for giving me a notification so i wont get lost trying to find this video again:D

@giftedcobaltbee1421

3 жыл бұрын

@Tammy Jackson Do you have a soul?

Simply ....I GOT TEARS ....This is emotional

Who actually cried when everybody just accepted that they were gonna die

When the siren said "ERRRRRRRRRR" I felt that

I saw all the comments and I said “wow. This is going to be so good!” And then it was just a bright light What is my life

Norway - *Watches the vid* Japan : Wtf r u watching Norway - *puts their Eas alarm* Japan - AAAA WTF GET OUTTA HERE

Meanwhile, the same WWII veteran from Japan: Catches fierce flashbacks

That is so sad😩😩

@ThunderDragon221

5 жыл бұрын

Epic Gaming it is very sad I’m crying

@Lemon-si8ou

5 жыл бұрын

R.i.p

@sinkark5438

5 жыл бұрын

I was crying to

@lourex5168

5 жыл бұрын

*fortnite profile picture*

@mohamedalkhateeb6170

5 жыл бұрын

WHY THE FUCK IS UR PROFILE PICTURE FORTNITE,FORTNITE IS DIEING

Damn! Dat Grand Pa be living the samurai dream of dying honoruburu!

@josevaldez8051

4 жыл бұрын

He is a kamakazi

Teens: Bored out their minds Later Teens: Not bored anymore

"I don't want to die.." "I don't want to die too.." Me: "THEN ESCAPE, IDIOTS, ESCAPE!" xddd

@ShortyIsShort

3 жыл бұрын

It is impossible to escape a nuclear bomb

@Dackered

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShortyIsShort yeah IT is u can go to another side of the world but not in 5 minutes

@ShortyIsShort

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dackered yes it is I agree but not in 5 minutes

@viperbot5311

3 жыл бұрын

Its simple just travel at over 100 miles per hour for 10 minutes or so..

Why did i come across this while trying to find the chicago sirens

@em8644

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Epic that’s what I’m asking 😂

@itsdigiorno9450

4 жыл бұрын

Bro actually same

@thejackshack1333

3 жыл бұрын

Same haha

Everyone gangsta till the radio don't play on. 1:59

*Me and my friend see the warning* Me: I bet you 10 bucks I live longer then you My friend: bet

This man prevented WWIII Stanislav Petrov Stanislav Petrov, Soviet Officer Who Helped Avert Nuclear War, Is Dead at 77. Early on the morning of Sept. 26, 1983, Stanislav Petrov helped prevent the outbreak of nuclear war.

@jeremiahbeltz7421

3 жыл бұрын

Meaning this man prevented world war three

If they die then anime dies and never comes back

they should ask the goverment to build a vault for protection like from fallout

@etntheorychannel1588

4 жыл бұрын

The R Wooosh man Good idea, but the government in the Fallout Universe was to made to experiment of people.

@funnymeme1847

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to enter a vault with a thousand carnivorous guinea pigs

@monokoUwU

4 жыл бұрын

@@funnymeme1847 *stop* YOU VOILATED THE LAW

@EASIllinois

4 жыл бұрын

's called a fallout shelter

@th3_corrupti0n62

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna get wooooshed but I mean, in case you DIDNT know, fallout shelters exist.

Mom be like: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO 😭😭😭 the Dad be like: AAHHH 😭 The son: so when am I gonna play minecraft like you promised

The kid be like: I've already been in this situation,and I'll not let this happen again

The ending song rips out my heart too. What is it?

Them:WHAT SHALL WE DO me:ever heard of reverse cards? Tokyo:let’s frick usa then

japan is lucky to have a siren that sounds like an icecream truck, im from norway and our sirens sounds like a fucking horror movie.

I just randomly selected to this video and now I'm wondering if this actually happened

They Took It Too Far With The Weaboos. No offences.

@Nico-uy2so

5 жыл бұрын

Holy sht it’s you again

@aslakdc4302

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck FBI. Speznats is the best

@trevorlane8571

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree fuck the F.B.I. spentez is better

@trevorlane8571

5 жыл бұрын

Speznats*

@woomydoomy2936

5 жыл бұрын

😂

How to survive Be the camera man or just stand and hug

@tarraynegee5984

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@caswtbb2959

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen bruh

@mosota9079

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen

Normal people: *see thumbnail* “Aw they look terrified” Me: *see blue bird in the title* “NARUTOO” I’m not normal

The grandpa be like: "If I die, I die with Hona (honor)!"

Mom: good bye i i love you at lest we grew together i l love u Dad: i love to The boy: Depressed Inside the boy : RAGE

**Early Warning System plays** -evacuate- "iT'lL bE oKaY"

A thing that makes me cry is that the father of the girl who was painting just stayed there

They smiled way too much near the end. They may have been brave but I would've jumped underwater. Would it have helped? No, would it have looked badass? Oh yeah. Scientists would have a field day wondering how I got there....

those people didn't deserve that.

@cnnr441

4 жыл бұрын

In 1945 they did and they got it

@JacobLozano-mr8ll

4 жыл бұрын

Conner Plays alot of games. Look the people of Japan were killed by the nukes by the United States didn’t deserve that but the military and the government did. Sadly it was either the 2 nukes or the more men and more innocents to die.

@saeedvazirian

4 жыл бұрын

@@JacobLozano-mr8ll no dumbass, there are always other options. You just pulled 2 out of your ass? SO then, if it happened to the US you should agree to it too.

Me when a find a village and I have the ham mod installed

I just watched an “Air Raid Siren” video then KZread is recommending me this... That escalated quickly.

I literally cried and walk down to my family still this day to day❤️❤️❤️❤️

"I don't want to die." "Me either." *then go find a freaking bunk thingy to go in pull up some Fallout would ya?*

@styluspixelsproduction513

2 жыл бұрын

Dang people are too confused. If this happened in my country, I'd be running to somewhere safe with my bowl of noodles.

@transkorekiyo

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you say that me

@giography2697

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact;the cameraman never dies

Me: I’m in Australia Me Again: No Stuff to worry about Everyone in Japan:*goes crazy* Me:ITS A SIREN TEST IN JAPAN DONT GO CRAZY idiots: 2020? 2020? 2020?

gotta love how in the thumbnail, the mother looks uncomfortble and the child looks like shes spacing out

tv: u have 5 mins to evacuate everyone: aight im just gonna stay here

I'd rather they to not tell or alarm me about the nuclear attack 😬🔥😲

What I’m afraid of in a nuclear war is not being able to say goodbye to family and friends, not dying immediately but dying of radiation poisoning or intense burns, and realizing that this this is the end of me. It really is a very sad and terrifying thing and I pray to God no country is stupid enough to destroy us with nuclear weapons. Nobody deserves this.

“Well there’s no chance of escape, so get me some tea”

Nuke: *explodes* Phone: *survives with 82%* Nuke: *IMPOSSIBLE...*