When you actually think about it this movie is the perfect depiction of a game about a group of friends who get together to embark on their own adventure. The friend who overreacts, takes it too seriously, knows absolutely everthing about the game, tries to act cool, jokes around/doesn't take it seriously and the 1 girl they take along that they'll need to rescue at some point. The story even plays out like a nooby game of D&D. Generic bad guy played by the GM who does a horrible "bad guy" voice, influence taken from famous movies and an overly corny story. Everyone who has played D&D will remember and realize how close to D&D this movie is. :P

@somegingerguy4242

9 жыл бұрын

Not the mention the two players (the dwarf and elf) who came in late.

@TheFireMonkey

9 жыл бұрын

ConorChaos Well - a lot of D&D is like that. Depends on the players and GM - the group I used to p[lay with did much better than this movie, in fact, you could have taken any random gaming session we had and turn nit into a better movie :)

@davidpacini6463

9 жыл бұрын

ConorChaos I agree, this movie is quite close to a real D&D session. I guess the problem is that D&D sessions are definitely BAD to base a movie on!

@schwarzerritter5724

8 жыл бұрын

+ConorChaos If you want to see that, you have to watch Record of Lodoss War.

@ZorotheGallade

8 жыл бұрын

+ConorChaos Oh my god, this movie has so much meaning behind it! Including the DM in the end resurrecting a player who got himself into a stupid death out of pity.

"You muuuusst be jokkkkinnggg." Dude, speaking slowly doesn't make you more threatening.

@FaceUnreality

9 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika Yeah, if anything he sounds more pouty and like he's trying to sound sexy, and failing at it.

@aristedes9449

9 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika *smirks* _But it does make him sound rather _*_click_*_ noice._

@ryanbarker5217

9 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika 'guuuuuards... fiiiiind them... or else youuuuuu shall suffffffer --' guard: captured them while you was talking, boss. 'oh, ah. very good, then. fine job. uhm... carry on, i guess. take them to the duuuuungeon. do not faaaaaail me or eeeeeeelse--' guard: new report says the prisoners are secure in the dungeon, sir. 'damnit, stop interrupting me, captain! eeeelse i shaaaaaall... captain? where did everyone go?! noooooooooooo!'

@madelinevandongen1192

8 жыл бұрын

+ChickenPika Talking is a free action, I suppose...

@whenthemusicsover6028

8 жыл бұрын

+ChickenPika Looking squarely at you, Emperor Palpatine.

If you look at the movie from the perspective that it's trying to portray dungeons and dragons as people play it, then all of the horrible acting, and dumb plot points begin to make sense.

@edddddization

9 жыл бұрын

i got kicked out of my dungeons and dragons group for turning evil three times in a row :D

@zofiazinn4207

9 жыл бұрын

As a Gamemaster, the best way to serve a dish of D&D is with a gratuitous side of ham and cheese.

@leecoffill8425

9 жыл бұрын

***** You realize, of course, that you can have ham and character development in the same game, right? Like, having a villain who would be silly as fuck outside the context of the game doesn't mean that character's can't progress in any meaningful way. Hell, the antagonists of the original Star Wars trilogy were hammy as hell. The entire thing was practically a ham and cheese sandwich. Would you say that the characters had no development, though?

@leecoffill8425

9 жыл бұрын

***** My mistake, I thought you were replying to Zachary Zinn for some reason =_= I agree that only an awful DM would kick a player from their group just because they turned evil. There's no point in playing at all if there aren't any RP goals for the characters, my group has always believed in role playing over roll playing. As for silly villains, keep in mind that I'm not necessarily talking, like, Will Farrell levels of silly. That said, a villain like Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2) is both silly and highly memorable, because he was also scary as hell. I wouldn't suggest an everyday GM try to write a character like that, of course, but a certain amount of haminess helps make a fun villain. I find that when the group is full of a bunch of super serious characters pursuing a super serious bad guy, the game get's a bit boring.

@leecoffill8425

9 жыл бұрын

One thing do want to clear up is that when I say silly, I mean in the same way that the Emperor from the original Star Wars Trilogy was silly. i mean, technically, he was a pretty serious antagonist... but from an outside perspective, he's really quite ridiculous.

I get the strangest feeling that this was adapted from the writers actual D&D campaign.

@Gyarretto7

9 жыл бұрын

Jayden Crowe I get an even stranger feeling that not only are you onto something, but that they did so not even knowing the rules to D&D

@Bluemangrup

8 жыл бұрын

+Jayden Crowe I've seen a few D&D campaigns. None were this bad. Ever

@mabusxb856

8 жыл бұрын

+Jayden Crowe hell my current D&D gam would make a better movie.

@mabusxb856

8 жыл бұрын

+Jayden Crowe snales res was DM going OK you can play again.

@MrBlackjack998

7 жыл бұрын

Mabus XB From what I've seen and heard, most D&D campaigns would make for interesting cinema.

I see that the bald guy chose Coral Blue #5.

@cydonianknight2945

9 жыл бұрын

Nah. It's Ichiban, Lipstick for Men.

@5carecrow94

9 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's Coral Blue Number--*smack*

@5carecrow94

9 жыл бұрын

〉 Insert Name Here 〈 Dr. Drake Ramoray would be proud.

@76ecth981

9 жыл бұрын

I don't know what to say, both of those comments are beautiful.

@tychoazrephet3794

9 жыл бұрын

NerdyEspurr "Actually its Coral Blue number-*WHACK*

ICHIBAN - LIPSTICK FOR MEN!

@p.z.arnott2329

8 жыл бұрын

He really is a chameleon.

Overactors make the movie, Underactors break the movie.

I must ask: why blue lipstick? If you're dressed in red and black, would red, black, purple, or gray lipstick not make more sense? I don't know why it bugs me so much, but it does!

@christianmartin4000

8 жыл бұрын

QTPiNintendofan You see it's a matter of perception. Everyone knows that due to the shape of the eyes of bald people. That they cannot in fact see all colors. As such it is plausible if not definite that he thought he was wearing a soft rose pink shade, but in truth it was skittles blue.

@QTPiNintendofan

8 жыл бұрын

christian martin Lol, I love your explanation!

@christianmartin4000

8 жыл бұрын

QTPiNintendofan thank you, it's quite logical when you think of it that way.

@schwarzerritter5724

8 жыл бұрын

+QTPiNintendofan Maybe he has blue lips, because he is actually undead and the movie does a bad job explaining it?

@QTPiNintendofan

8 жыл бұрын

Schwarzer Ritter It could be that he's a frozen corpse magicked back to "life"...but then it's an even worse make-up department fail because his skin isn't dead-looking and his lips would make a Smurf blush.

Actually, scientists measured Jeremy Irons's performance in this movie and were impressed to find it clocked 400 milliBrannaghs*, nearly twice the level he produced as Scar in the Lion King. * 1 Brannagh = the amount of overacting done by Kenneth Brannagh in the film version of Henry V.

@KlunkerRider

9 жыл бұрын

400 milliBrannaghs is still only 12 NickCageograms and only1.2 MegaShatners, not that high all things considered.

@TrickyTrickyFox

9 жыл бұрын

***** Nostalgia Criticgrams are an interesting measurement concept, yet I don't see how you made it into a countable :c.

@cb1671

9 жыл бұрын

Michael J Fox, however, clocks in at only 1.21 jigoshatners

@TheStopShort

9 жыл бұрын

400 millibranaughs = .4 branaugh. Are you sure you dont mean 400 branaughs or maybe 4 kilibranaughs?

@vbacs22

9 жыл бұрын

KlunkerRider This should've been official.

I hope that was in the actual movie script. "Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!"

1:18 Oh, mages are magic users. THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! This was brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

@4getfulness16

9 жыл бұрын

To be fair I think they were just trying to explain what a mage was to people who may not know.

@kalainreinard8421

9 жыл бұрын

Oh.

@4getfulness16

9 жыл бұрын

Doesnt excuse a bad movie tho

@kalainreinard8421

9 жыл бұрын

No it doesn't.

@scythenstetson

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, for some reason mages were referred to as magic users in the first edition of D&D. They fixes that in later versions when they added multiple kinds of magic-wielding folks (wizards, sorcerers, druids etc.) but it was pretty dumb to call them magic users in the first place. Even worse is that the fighter class was referred to as the "fighting man" which just makes them sound like an angry drunk. It's weird.

Michael Irons literally saved this movie. Without his overacting, it would have no purpose being on this earth. Thank you, Mr Irons, for that momentary lapse in your mental stability.

@jdunnatl

9 жыл бұрын

who? ;)

@TheKeyser94

9 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Irons, not Michael Irons.

@Universer2012

9 жыл бұрын

*Jeremy, and he wasn't the only one to save it; the bald guy with the blue lipstick also gives me joy while watching this horror.

@jdunnatl

9 жыл бұрын

Lol! Good point!

You're not wrong about Jeremy Irons's over-acting, but it reminds me a lot of Raul Julia doing M. Bison in the Street Fighter movie. I don't think either of them are trying to act "well," but rather are just trying to ham it up and have fun with the role. They know what kind of movie they're in -- might as well make the most of a bad situation.

@Darkmind1970

9 жыл бұрын

Living Myth (In best Raul Julia voice) Of course!

@AmaranthOriginal

9 жыл бұрын

Living Myth It's not like they were paying Julia for his acting skills, anyway. Guy's phenomenal, but hiring him for that is like hiring a five star chef to pour milk on your corn flakes.

@tintinismybelgian

9 жыл бұрын

Living Myth I preferred the over-acting, rather than the under-acting. At least, with over-acting, there's an emotion to detect, and there's definitely more lulz-appeal to it.

Beware men with cold hearts and blue lips.

@BrianJohnson

10 жыл бұрын

where have you been, Ryan Drewrey ?

@ryanitlab

10 жыл бұрын

lots of travelling, Brian. Lots of long drives

@zorothegallade5188

10 жыл бұрын

Actually, we have a term for that. Hypothermia.

@briannawestmoreland4230

10 жыл бұрын

That's coral blue #5

@domo5671

10 жыл бұрын

Madame Careless a mans lip color matches his dick head color not exactly blue balls but hey

god jeremy iron is awesome! when he is acting serious he can bring awesomeness to the movie but when he is acting bad he actully bring more glorious awesomeness in a bad movie

@kuribayashi84

8 жыл бұрын

When asked why he did this film, he replied, "Are you kidding? I'd just bought a castle, I had to pay for it somehow!"

"Oh my God, there was way too much ham in that actor." LMAO

That guy's wearing coral blue #2 semi gloss lipstick.

@seamuslikesmovies8748

9 жыл бұрын

Actually its coral blue number 3.

@IncapableLP

9 жыл бұрын

Why did i KNOW, that i'll find these two comments here? ^^

@KlunkerRider

9 жыл бұрын

I bet he also knows all there is to know about the crying game...

@Horacio_Poggi

9 жыл бұрын

I think is Ichiban lipstick for men.

@michaelbremer35

6 жыл бұрын

Actually it's coral blue number 5

Jeremy Irons MAKES this film. Without him, it would be ouright garbage. With him though, its just way too much fun watching him prance around. Every actor has a film they do just to yuk it up and have fun. You can tell this was that for Jeremy.

@Samalamalamdam

8 жыл бұрын

+Women's Studies Textbook Well, that and he had just bought a castle in Ireland.

The debate scene is too much like a debate between trump and hillary...

@timthememer2785

8 жыл бұрын

+Fry It's pretty much exact. XD

@Crabcityrocker92

8 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah

@Odinsday

8 жыл бұрын

OMG! I can literally imagine this happening. The only difference is that it would go on for way longer and would be a lot louder, but still funny.

Hey man, Jeremy Irons is the shit and I love how he went Shakespearean apeshit for this crappy role.

@scitechian

7 жыл бұрын

He's pretty much the saving grace of the whole movie. "Shakespearean apeshit" is a perfect description.

@1squeamishneophyte

7 жыл бұрын

scitechian LOL, have you seen him in the Borgias? Another case where I believe he was the saving grace of the entire production. Well, perhaps I'm being a little too harsh, the show wasn't that bad, but it is kind of propped up by the innate intrigue of the time and place it depicts, rather than by any stunning writing or acting on its part, IMO.

@bromodragone8405

7 жыл бұрын

BiscuitHead Hatatatatatatata!

The doctor who thing just made me laugh!

@AdelioNightstorm

10 жыл бұрын

"I'm healing you" nearly killed me x'D

"It's the missing 7th dwarf, smelly." Wouldn't he be the 8th dwarf not 7th?

@madnutrules

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899

7 жыл бұрын

true

As a HUGE Dungeons and Dragons geek, I had monumental hopes for this movie. Watching it in the theater was an exercise in how much a dream could be crushed in an hour-and-a-half. When "Snails" died, I stood up and screamed "YES!!!" Instead of being escorted out....I was applauded.....

Wait a minute... the dwarf has a red beard, uses an axe, is bumbling and comedic unless in a fight, and has a racist attitude towards elves...Holy crap, it's Gimli!

@Cbclaw

10 жыл бұрын

Holy crap, it's every stereotypical dwarf ever!

@CitizenKahne1992

10 жыл бұрын

Cbclaw Yeah, but most people thinks of Gimli of the 7 Dwarves when they hear "dwarf."

@Cbclaw

10 жыл бұрын

Because most people aren't nerds.

@UbinTimor

10 жыл бұрын

I kind of thought that he looked like Simon from the YOGCAST.

@Crimson_Sun2486

9 жыл бұрын

oh, hi, Kahne! :3

My god, this movie is like a poor man's Lord of the Rings.

@Number9Robotic

9 жыл бұрын

Ironically this came out before the LotR movies. By the same movie company.

@theboneyardstation

9 жыл бұрын

Number Nine lotr was in production at the same time this movie came out

@AnimeMetalFan1

9 жыл бұрын

John Doe Haha. Sure, keep telling yourself that.

@AmaranthOriginal

9 жыл бұрын

Considering D&D was ripped directly from Lord of the Rings, is anyone surprised?

@blakekneippfilms

9 жыл бұрын

Dark Jedi it's the con-man's Lord of the Rings

Gotta admit, I rather watch a movie full of over-acting, than underacting. At least Over-Acting is somewhat enjoyable. An unenthusiastic actor can kill a movie completely.

@ZhangtheGreat

9 жыл бұрын

Like Hayden Christiansen in Star Wars Episode 2, AMIRITE? =)

@nikitasvotzakis940

9 жыл бұрын

ZhangtheGreat Hayden was good on the 3rd one though

@FreedomHero4

9 жыл бұрын

nikitas votzakis Face Off is a favorite of mine

@eran5005

9 жыл бұрын

nikitas votzakis Hayden was never good in ANY movie, he's an awful actor and he brutally murdered the Anakin Skywalker character. George Lucas must have been high on Meth when he casted this expressionless, underacting wooden log. And to put him next to someone like Ewan McGregor for 2 whole films just makes it all the more painfully obvious how terrible this moron is.

@PhoenixRising87

8 жыл бұрын

Ah, I don't know. Dull surprise can be amusing in certain movies.

The irony is that Dungeons and Dragons 2 (direct to video) is a MUCH better movie (not great....but white noise on a blank screen would be better than this crap).

@GameHopping

10 жыл бұрын

Tengu Shredder It was made in 2005 I think. D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God, or something. It was more loyal to the franchise. Not a great film, but much better than above. There was a third film this year (Book of Vile Darkness), but I liked the second the best (as a D&D person).

@GameHopping

10 жыл бұрын

Tengu Shredder Been a while since I saw it, but it had logical party members (fighter, thief, mage, priest...etc) and a goodly amount of battles if my memory of it is right. It wasn't the festering pool of the original with idiots and comic relief.

@Oranginality5

10 жыл бұрын

How is that ironic?

@GameHopping

10 жыл бұрын

The direct to video, no star, video was much better than the theater released movie with the Oscar award winning actor playing the villain. I call that ironic.

@RheaStorm

10 жыл бұрын

The third movie, aired on Syfy, the great cinematic movie channel(Sarcasm intended) is even better than the second one, to be honest. It's much better than the first. It was even fairly original, in showing you the villains as the protagonists.

It seems that the people at New Line Cinema are specialists at wasting the money of great successes on crap. This movie used the proceeds from Austin Powers, and The Golden Compass used the proceeds from Lord of The Rings...

@mastasolo

10 жыл бұрын

I'm sure its all a good money laundering scheme NYEHNYEHNYEH

@Zelousmarineinspace

10 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call this a waste

@jokubast6395

10 жыл бұрын

Golden Compass was OK movie, probably not the masterpiece in anyone's eyes but definitely enjoyable - strong acting, interesting story and good visuals. Too bad catholic retards fucked its reputation, otherwise we'd definitely see the sequel to this overall entertaining movie.

@Rynewulf

10 жыл бұрын

Jokūbas Algimantas Turčakovas What happened with it's reputation? O.O I've seen it and I've just heard around that the response was a 'meh'

@jokubast6395

10 жыл бұрын

26CLT US Catholic League, which by the way still has waaaay to much influence there, labeled the movie as promoting atheism for children and urged catholics everywhere to boycott the movie (granted that brainwashing children with its ancient bullshit stories is OK). Although movie still did alright at box office, the plans for sequel crashed because they would have to be heavily censored which would make it impossible to make a decent movie. Plus, funding has been cut. It may have not turned out to be an all-time great, but I still fucking hate when a bunch of retards ruin good ideas just because of their own insecurities.

All I wanted was a "Coral blue number 5" joke in this. I waited for it.

I honestly enjoyed his overacting

This is my favorite review. I absolutely love Irons in this. He's so horrible, it's actually really entertaining and kinda adorable. :D

@TheLordSheogorath

9 жыл бұрын

Exactly! In the final... CGI battle or... Whatever that atrocity was, I could hardly understand anything he said. xD But still love ♥Jeremy♥. :) I think I know exactly of which ''Billy Zane'' you're talking about. It's that bald guy from ''The Mummy'', right? I thought it was him too, but that baldy is actually Arnold Vosloo. xD And this blue lipstick baldy is Bruce Payne. xDDD So it's two different baldies, and neither of 'em is Billy Zane. But people often confuse them for some reason. xDDDD

@Darkmind1970

9 жыл бұрын

***** I think that Irons did this movie in return for a large check and a promise that they'd stop calling him. He's actually a very good actor - he was in a BBC television version of Henry IV in which he was superb. Sadly it's crap like D&D that pays the bills.

@TheLordSheogorath

9 жыл бұрын

Didn't watch that show, but if it's BBC it has to be good, I'll check it out, thanks for recommendation. Yeah, I agree with you, I've watched several of his films, and was never disappointed with his performance (even in this movie I love him :D). But I am grateful this magnificent piece of crap is produced, Jeremy's overacting improved my mood countless of times and I'm glad if it's true what you say and he received a big pay check for this... Masterpiece. :)

@Darkmind1970

9 жыл бұрын

***** Another large cheque and yet another promise to stop bothering him afterwards?

@TheLordSheogorath

9 жыл бұрын

Kiara Macrae Thank you, dear mortal.

Actually its Coral Blue number....

To be fair, the sword fight at the end can be explained because Ridley is a THEIF, and in D&D lore I believe Thieves were never over experienced in sword combat, and were better at being stealthy. Oh, and yeah no. It didn't follow D&D lore at all, to be very honest.

@suspicioustumbleweed1356

10 жыл бұрын

Rogues do fight in swordfights, they often flank the enemy with the fighter or pally on the other side to boost attack rolls... Stealth just makes for a sneak attack or two until you turn to support and dps

@suspicioustumbleweed1356

10 жыл бұрын

Since when did dnd have lore? There are campaign settings like forgotten realms and such but everything else is left up to your discretion... There's tools to make any type of monster or weapon or setting if you can make it work. That being said this movie sucks ass.

@Dessarius

10 жыл бұрын

Thank you suspicious tumbleweed. I am quite new to D&D and gladly accept your clarification on the subject. I apologize for all the information I got wrong.

@bjw4253jw

10 жыл бұрын

Bald guy has no excuse though.

@Kartissa

10 жыл бұрын

Suspicious Tumbleweed* Depends which edition of D&D you're using. In the early editions, Thieves didn't have sneak attacks, and although they were better than mages, they certainly weren't intended to fight alongside the Fighters to flank enemies. That was the job of the Cleric, who could wear heavy armour, and use a shield, just like the Fighter. (Or Paladins, Rangers and Crusaders, which were basically just variant Fighters anyway.) Of course, that still doesn't explain Damodar....

Ichiban, Lipstick for men

the "dragon rods" look like rejected Keyblades

@whenthemusicsover6028

9 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought when I first saw them, only I was thinking "discount" instead of rejected. :)

How to not make a fantasy movie: DONT CHOOSE THE GUY FROM SCARY MOVIE AS ONE OF YOUR MAIN CHARACTER.

Am I the only one that was waiting for Mel Brooks to come out in the opening sequence and start singing about the Inquisition? Also, I kinda liked Snails.

@Jonarrthan

10 жыл бұрын

***** EVERYONE EXPECTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION they actually sent a letter notifing the villages weeks before they were coming.

"This is sounding like a cheat code to a Nintendo game!" No, Critic! That would be Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

@KorboQ

9 жыл бұрын

RED Soldier That's Konami.

@HunhowsShadowStalker

9 жыл бұрын

***** That's the joke. The "Konami Code" is one of the most famous cheat codes in video game history.

@sirstock7229

9 жыл бұрын

RED Soldier yay 30 lifes

@chinococoa6743

8 жыл бұрын

+metal slug Yippee!

@sirstock7229

8 жыл бұрын

*dies on first level*

"Ichiban! Lipstick for men."

This film really was dire. Embarrassing that only 1 year separates this film and the first LotR film. You know the school project analogy Critic used in his Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog/Sonic SATAM comparison? Fits perfectly here.

@DeathMessenger1988

8 жыл бұрын

+Yang Xiao Long Hey, Yang! What you doing here? Where's Ruby?

@nedep837

8 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone forgot Blake and Weiss

@andrewellis6866

8 жыл бұрын

+Yang Xiao Long How's the arm doing?

@rpgqueen8737

8 жыл бұрын

+Andrew Ellis Ouch, too soon man

@DeathMessenger1988

8 жыл бұрын

RPGQueen87 Relax, she's getting a cyborg one next season, I bet. And, hopefully, beating Mercury to death with his own robo legs. I sometimes root for the bad guys, but seriously, FUCK Cinder Fall and co.

The obvious differentiation of accents that British are bad, Americans are good is constantly pissing me off.

@christophersmith8316

8 жыл бұрын

kinda accurate, though

@hunterkiller1440

8 жыл бұрын

Christopher Smith Accurate how?

@sextonhardcastle6953

8 жыл бұрын

We do make good villians though.

@hunterkiller1440

8 жыл бұрын

Sexton Hardcastle That's racist.

@gregorywalpole8442

8 жыл бұрын

+hunterkiller1440 It's not British bad, Americans Good. It's that the British accent used for the villains sounds suave, intellectual, and cultured, while an American accent is... none of those things. If it was British Bad, Americans Good, more villains would have cockney accents.

"I'd have to put a feeblemind spell on myself to take you home!" NC: "Uh... snap?" Yeah, acutally. Any D&D player is thinking 'Ohh, want a Cure Light Wounds potion for that burn?'

I got to get my hands on whatever Jeremy Irons was on during the filming of this masterpiece!

Whenever Jeremy is on screen I keep imagining an over the top scar😂

@joyunicycle

7 жыл бұрын

"BE PREPARED! YATATATATA"

Earwaxrape .... dude ... that's the weirdest thing I ever heard.

@SonicKirby1000

10 жыл бұрын

Clearly you've never read 50 Shades of Gray

@Nerobyrne

10 жыл бұрын

Brody Swantek I didn't mean most disgusting. Just the most bizzare :D I kinda wanna read 50 shades of grey, even though it involves rape fantasy....

@SonicKirby1000

10 жыл бұрын

Let me give you some friendly advice. Don't read it :O its some creepy shit

@spartancolonel

10 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a low-budget, direct-to-dvd, horror movie.

@Nerobyrne

10 жыл бұрын

EdSkywalker You mean the D&D movie? Well, it certainly wasn't low budget! Actually, as far as fantasy movies go, it's wasn't half-bad. It was just that the story and dialogue were so badly written it was almost unbearable.

That dragon looks great!!! Man the PS2 was really ahead of its time.

@SonicKirby1000

10 жыл бұрын

I thought it was more along the lines of the Nintendo 64

I'm not defending this movie, but you're not always going into dungeons or fighting dragons in D&D...

@lucasbell4831

8 жыл бұрын

An interesting and relevant comment to the source material! You temporarily gained +2 passive wisdom!

@dolgy3762

8 жыл бұрын

a perfect, I'm a druid as well.

@dmitrigeorge8523

8 жыл бұрын

I've always had more fun playing a big battle on the field. This one battle was really awesome though. We had this huge army of douches, as we called them, attack this village(haven't played in forever, can't remember the name of it) and we were outside the village while it was in the middle of being sieged. So we had to kill their general and eventually get in. Our archer kept picking off men until they broke through and started fighting off the soldiers. The archer saved this commander from certain doom, my character's father almost died, and we fought off the huge army

I can never hear Jeremy Irons without thinking of Scar. It's so damn distracting.

I don't think you understand, this is making fun of the average D&D campaign. It isn't SUPPOSED to be good screenwriting, it's meant for a specific audience... and that is where the film failed. This movie is making fun of every hilariously shitty character stereotype, and that is why it's wonderful. I get that from a purely cinematic standpoint with no context, most people must hate this movie... but when you know what it's making fun of, you realize exactly how beautiful this movie actually is. Everything is perfect in doing what it does. The over-dramatic and slow evil minion is the goth guy who wears too much lipstick and gets way too into his character development (and being that big baddie's bitch), the guy who actually wants to play the game and is therefore the main character, the black friend who has a hard time staying in character, the guy who wants to just play the game's girlfriend (Mia), the DM's girlfriend playing the "HEY I'M A PLOT DEVICE" Elf, even the bad CGI dragons show the terrible descriptions that a lot of DMs give.The terrible story and rip-offs of many popular movies (the council from Star Wars, the temple/maze from Indiana Jones, etc.) are a thing that many people do in their games, which was another great spoof. This movie wasn't meant to be serious, though it does such a wonderful job of convincing unbeknownst audiences that have never played a table-top game that it is, which is in some ways a bad thing but for everyone who gets the joke, it is truly a work of art.

This movie should've been more true to dungeons and dragons by making a conversation that Dungeons and Dragons players probably would have! (But not exactly) Ridley: "Can't I revive Snails with a magic revive spell?!" Marie: "No, you'd have to either be a level 15 mage or a level 6 Wizard for that spell!" Ridley: "Then how about brewing a revive potion or buying one?!" Marie: "Level 13 alchemist..." The Dwarf: "And besides, that'd be a waste of money on one of them!..." The ignore his racism and carry on the conversation! Ridley: "Then I'll steal one!" Marie: "You're only a level 7 thief, you're not level 12 yet and they'd probably burn his corpse by then!" In fact that'd be a better idea for a DnD movie, a comedy where they make jokes about the need to level up, characters walking around like: "Hey baby, I'm a level 12 warrior with +15 bartering skills!" and she says "Ooooh, sorry but you need +26 bartering skills just for me to acknowledge you as a fellow human being AND +35 attack strength for me to find you attractive!" And the effects would be great, it would also be one of those movies where you think "WOW, for a comedy these special effects are great!"

@zofiazinn4207

9 жыл бұрын

Ridley's player: "So if I take another level in rogue, I'll be able to pull off my first level of Arcane Trickster! Then my insane feat preparation will pay off to make me statistically 13% more eff-" *SMACK* Gamemaster: "This is roleplaying, not rollplaying, fuckface."

This movie is watchable for one reason, Jeremy Irons.

The Critic MUST review the other two Dungeons & Dragons movies. He REALLY should.

This movie follows D&D the game like about as well as a lazy cook looking at a picture of a pizza and then throwing together stuff that's makes it look similar but is completely wrong and terrible; using hard tac for the crust, ketchup for the sauce, and if ketchup is normal lets put on some mustard for "wow" factor, coconut shavings instead of cheese because, hey, they're both white; sliced bologna for meat, because we saw something in the picture that looked like meat, and bologna is a meat, so it's completely correct, and serving it on a LP record of Beethoven's 5th because we heard you like to rock out when eating your pizza things. The makers of this movie spent all of 2 minutes looking at pictures of D&D books and then threw together the most insulting patronizing garbage imaginable. They might as well asked your high school lunch lady to make this movie. The one with the accent but shouldn't have an accent because she's from the same place as you. We all had that lady making our lunches and wondering how you can constantly get a hamburger wrong in so many ways. It's like your grandfather seeing how excited you were watching a trailer for a Disney movie, so he goes out and buys you a DVD of nothing but Disney movie trailers. As someone who used to play D&D, I felt the need to quit just to spite the movie somehow.

@joshporter5205

9 жыл бұрын

No, this follows D&D more like a lazy cook looking at a picture of a pizza and then taking a watery shit on a plate and serving that instead.

Since you all demanded it. 21:26 The All Quacking Choir!

@LeviathanTamer31

10 жыл бұрын

Oh and in case if you want to find this one as well 9:15

See, that's what happens when you try to have the two get the EXP by themselves, one of them inevitably dies and all that grinding for him is worthless.

This film failed its saving throw for sucking.

@Zadamanim

9 жыл бұрын

Roll 4d4 and multiply by 100 to to measure the CG budget in US dollars.

I can't help but absolutely adore Jeremy Irons for his atrocious acting in this. He deserves to have some fun.

1:44 that thing looks like a giant version of Hermione's Time Turner from "Harry Potter and the prisinor of Askaban".

@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528

8 жыл бұрын

+Lena Storm I just wanted to say that I love your profile picture. Merida is one of my favorite princesses.

@lenastorm6280

8 жыл бұрын

Thank you. She is my favourite Disney Princess too!

@hackman669

8 жыл бұрын

+Lena Storm You see this film was predicting Harry Potter. That is why they filmed it at hogworts!

One thing that's really neat about this movie is that everything that happens in it can be explained with game mechanics and concepts of D&D. The captain's devil minion? Blackguard Fiendish Ally. The thief activating the magic map? Use Magic Device skill. He probably has high charisma. The mage running into the garbage? Her Wisdom score suuuuucks.

Why didn't you make a joke about them needing the rod?

I went and bought this movie off of Amazon because of Doug's review. Best $10 I ever spent.

I lost it at the goose part! :D

@DottaNatural

10 жыл бұрын

I'M NOT! XD

20:39 I was waiting for a Doctor Who reference, and boy did I get it.

@vbacs22

9 жыл бұрын

13:52 And I came here for a Rocky Horror reference, and I'm now a happy person too.

@ShunShinimaru

9 жыл бұрын

I came here for Sanic :(

I'm surprised that a Blue Steel joke was avoided.

I watched this movie for Jeremy Irons...just to make sure that there was one good actor in all this.

That Doctor Who joke was amazing

In the Dragon Age world, this world would be a Templars worst nightmare

This and "The Room" one are my favourite nostalgia critic reviews

As someone that played D&D, I can say that this film was shite and did not represent how awesome the game is at all.

@taillessboo9599

10 жыл бұрын

I've never played it before and now I want to!

@KaedeIshimora

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah this was bad.. In a game that literally ANYTHING can happen, this movie had less creativity than a blank sheet of paper. I recently started getting into D&D myself, sadly all of my friends live far apart. So we do everything Online, Do you know what that means? Everything relies on the DM and players imagination. And eventually our DM wanted to take a break so he taught me how to do all the stuff and I made a world for him and my other friends. With a lot of my own Homebrew stuff. I would Explain it all but... that would make this comment very...very..long. but main point is that I added several races of animals. (fueled by my love of the Khajiit) I made so many that I even included mythological ones such as this one. Kitsune, Furry +4 Wisdom -4 Dexerity Medium Size 5,2 Humanoid (Furry) Base land speed 25ft +2 Racial bonus Will/Reflex/Fortitude bonus Automatic Languages: Fox, Kitsune, Furry and Common. Bonus Languages: Common, Elven, Goblin, Orc. Racial bonus, can use tails to throw multiple items up to 5ft. But, all tails count as 5 foot in range but subtract in weight. strength counts as a balance. Can run 30ft once per week. So, I'm just wondering how they made such a bland story. even out of the base story.

@zacharywolf5666

10 жыл бұрын

Being someone who also played D&D I can say this movie was shite also nice character designs, I too thought of the idea of putting skyrim races into D&D as skyrim lore seems like it wouldn't be to hard to put into D&D

@KaedeIshimora

10 жыл бұрын

TheOmegau well this is a Kitsune which is a fox with nine tails. And since it is more human than animal those tails are a burden. but I allow the character to move very fast using the tails but they make the character very tired.

@TheOmegau

10 жыл бұрын

Kaede Games Hmm. You seem to only be using base bits of the mythology though. They were generally shapeshifters and tricksters. Also, something that's lived with a tail (or nine) for a long time would adjust to it. There are a lot of different homebrew kitsune though. Still, taking the whole mythology and interpreting it your way would be more fun that just taking a furry, slapping a bunch of tails on it, and then giving it penalties for the tails when, as you've never had a tail, you wouldn't actually know if they would result in that.

19:48 "Is NOW not the time we should ACT?" "YES! PLEASE! START ACTING!!"

When they first announced at a Gen Con that this movie would be made, all the preview scenes made it looks promising; but then, they didn't show anyone acting either. Just the locations. A few months later when I heard it would have Wayans I knew the movie would suck.

Biggest laugh for me came from the Christmas card: "Please don't ask why his lipstick is smeared." Also loved "Joan of LARP". Except how did he resist calling attention to Baldy's line, "NOW WHAT ABOUT MY HEAD?!"

What a disasterpiece

Jeremy Irons sounds eerily like Richard Nixon in this movie. "I am not a crook"

11:36 That has to be the most Krogan-looking orc ever.

I used to respect Jeremy Irons. I MEAN C'MON! He voiced scar in Lion King, and he won an OSCAR for portraying a noble! Now I see this! Goddammit!

So does Jeremy Irons get eaten in every movie hes in?

@chaysewagner9111

10 жыл бұрын

Well that's a new spin on the Jeremy irons cereal joke.

@SpeedyakaLeah

10 жыл бұрын

So is that a yes?

@loppo561

10 жыл бұрын

SpeedyakaLeah yes, yes it does.

@espantalho93

10 жыл бұрын

Margin Call, Inland Empire, Casanova, Kingdom of Heaven, The Merchant of Venice, The Man in the Iron Mask, The Lion King and M. Butterfly to name a few. Yes, I am exceptionally fun at parties.

@gabegibbons6290

10 жыл бұрын

The only thing Jeremy Irons has been eaten by is his movie career.

Without doubt my absolute favourite review that Doug has ever done. It helps that I really like this movie.

That can't be a Dungeons and Dragons movie, where were Eric, Hank, Presto, Bobby, Sheila and Diana? Christ they didn't even have Dungeon Master!

25:22 and then they all traveled to dragon age origins to be in a world exactly like this one, but better written

Am I the only one who found the "Feeble Mind" joke funny? ...Yes? Just me? ...Ok :(

@fredhagen-gates8091

8 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it cause I never cast feeble mind I prefer silence as my got to death-to-spell casters spell.

@animatedink2529

8 жыл бұрын

+Noremaad Nappa: I GOT IT! Vegeta: Shut up Nappa

@stormynight3240

8 жыл бұрын

+Noremaad Probably because you've played the game. Critic hasn't.

Fun Fact: The Actress who plays Marina now plays Agent Brody on NCIS: New Orleans.

@Questron71

8 жыл бұрын

Then she has aged well, this thing must be around 20 years old and she still looks pretty awesome in NCIS NO

@wolfpax181

8 жыл бұрын

Doesn't hurt that she was like only 17 there.

@wolfpax181

7 жыл бұрын

DownForwardPunch Huh, s'what I get for trusting wikipedia.

Thora Birch, Tom Baker, Marlon Wayans and Jeremy Irons in a single movie. Even the casting in this is genuinely weird ! Loved the "Joan of LARP" pun. X-D

TOM BAKER!!! YESSSSSSSS. Your mere presence made this movie worthwhile.

I guess Snails made his saving throw.

@erttheking

10 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding? That campaign was so short they're lv 5 at the very most.

@Gunni4091

10 жыл бұрын

***** We fought a DRAGON at Level 2... So more like Level 2....

@Eon2641

10 жыл бұрын

Necra Mancie was it a uranium dragon?

@Gunni4091

10 жыл бұрын

Eon2641 It was a Red Dragon, I think. Been a while since we killed it; we're like, Lv 10+ now.

Holy Spoony Joke XDDD I love the Nostalgia Critic more and more every time I watch his videos!

For years I was trying to place a scene I saw when younger of a dragon being crushed to death by a wall. This was it. Years of searching ended. Thankyou. Now if only my younger self had better taste in movies.

This is the first Nostalgia Critic I ever watched. It got me hooked on Doug's stuff, and it's funny as hell.

NC should review the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon.

@LeopoldLitchenstein

9 жыл бұрын

Chuck Lee Maybe for a WTR(Was That Real?) editorial

@kobi005

9 жыл бұрын

+Chuck Lee it was a pretty nice show, sad it got cancelled cause season 2 was planned to be more dark and badass

@nyumbaniKukwama

8 жыл бұрын

He should do a WTR for the Mortal Kombat cartoon. Who the hell thought that was a good idea for a kids cartoon??????

@LeopoldLitchenstein

8 жыл бұрын

Okami Amaterasu No idea, actually. But that sounds pretty cool in concept to be honest

@chinococoa6743

8 жыл бұрын

+Chuck Lee This was a cartoon??!!

i was frozen ...today

@gamerhero9559

7 жыл бұрын

I cannot unheard that now...

19:03 is one of the funniest moments in the Critic's history. I can't put my finger on exactly why it's so brilliant, but it made me spit food the first time I saw it.

The 'where did I go right' punchline always gets me all the time! LOL

A DnD Campaign i played once consisted of a big ass lizardman that ate people, Dr. Girlfriend if she was a rogue, The six six string samurai (with a fender stratocaster), A paladin.... only person who actually got anything done, a druid who owned a horse that was smarter than him, and some other shitty rogue that who got bound with a monster made out of horsecrap, dirt, and 5 giant troll dicks (it was a prank we pulled on him cuz he pissed us off). Thats the DnD i know. (I was the lizardman because BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!)

@DragonflightProduct

10 жыл бұрын

Damn straight.

@KillerOrca

10 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good one...nothing will ever beat the three-titted prostitue of doom though.

>Ruled by the Mages Pretty accurate for DnD honestly.

@edcellwarrior

6 жыл бұрын

VilheimTheUnsinkable Depends on the edition really

at 12:00.. i remember laughing for like 15 minutes from his delivery when commanding his troops on this part of the movie. shit was so needlessly intense, and i actually couldn't tell when he was gunna stop. easily my favorite character in the movie.

These days it's "Chris Tucker won't be in this movie? Quick call Kevin Hart!"

I wonder if Jeremy Irons was told by the director of this movie to give an over-the-top performance or if he decided to crank the ham up to eleven himself. And is it just me or does Damodar's soldiers look like the Mythic Dawn assassins from Oblivion?

Oh My God There Was Way Too Much Ham In That Actor, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I introduced NC to my sister earlier this week and we've watched a bunch of his videos over the past few days, but NONE of them has made her laugh as much as this one. She's about to pee herself, she's laughing so hard 😁😁 all I have to say is, Nostalgia Critic, you are absolutely amazing. Keep on reviewing 👍👍👍

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