When that lady got the laser gun and Ernie Hudson said "What the hell is that!?" i died of laughter because I felt like he was out of character and was genuinely asking xD

"THE DIAMONDS ARE HERE!" "AND QUEER! AND NOT GOING ANYWHEERE!" I think that's one of my favorite parts of this review XD

@CJCroen1393

8 жыл бұрын

***** I also like the line "My accent just orgasms at it!" The Critic says that like Tim Curry's accent doesn't orgasm at everything XD

Wow, my sides are hurting from NC's reaction of "Tickle" Me Amy......I can't breathe.

@deoxysandmew2162

7 жыл бұрын

That tickle me part is quite the reminder of that annoying voice from one video game character, A.K.A Navi.

"Tickle Amy. Tickle Amy lower." O_O That was seriously way too funny.

@cadetwithacold8453

9 жыл бұрын

Tomasz Wota i lost it at that part

-DID YOU GET THE DIAMOND?!! -........ -GODDAMMIT!!

@ngobleus

8 жыл бұрын

MITCHELL!

Stop eating my sesame cake!

@nathanlehto8780

8 жыл бұрын

that part had me in tears.

@crono3015

8 жыл бұрын

I made it MYSELF

@Commander_Shepard.

7 жыл бұрын

That part made me suicide. lol

THAT HUNGRY, HUNGRY HIPPOS PART KILLS ME EVERY TIME! XD

@frankiealmighty8069

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't see the video yet, but u must be referring to the scene when they were scooping up the diamonds

@rhettdilley

7 жыл бұрын

Frankie Almighty No, I'm referring to the scene when the main characters are getting attacked by hippos

@frankiealmighty8069

7 жыл бұрын

+Rhett Dilley lol oh ok i totally forgot about that part

Good lord we need a Tim curry month

@mattway18

5 жыл бұрын

We need more Tim Curry movies for him to review

Legend says that somehow, somewhere, Tim Curry is still eating that sesame cake...

@droddfellow3926

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew BR Sims ...In a clown outfit , while singing sweet transvestite.

@rafaeltrivino1790

7 жыл бұрын

That's quite the image you painted.

@droddfellow3926

7 жыл бұрын

Haha

STOP! EATING! MY! SESAME! CAKE!

Coincidentally, I'm eating pizza during the ordering pizza moment, and it has no pepperoni.

@Funinightmare

9 жыл бұрын

No pepperoni? Goddammit!!

@chriskeane2004

9 жыл бұрын

STOP EATING MY SES-A-MEEE CAKEEE!!!

@OzFanJames1900

8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Keane Dat is for DESSERT!!!! Dis tea party is RUINED!!!!

I actually watched this entire movie in the hopes that Bruce Campbell would show up again....*sadness*

That "SESAME CAKE" guy actually plays Killer Croc.

I think Tim Curry's character would've better if he turned out to be a conman who was really... "good" with accents.

Stop eating my Sesame Cake!!!!!!!!

@princegoatcheese9379

10 жыл бұрын

I made it myself!!!

@CaptainSpycrab

9 жыл бұрын

MY SESAME KEK

@GarveyPeterson

6 жыл бұрын

NOOO ZNOOO!

"It's in the theater next store" Really critic? REALLY?

@Nastybeanlady

9 жыл бұрын

0816Egg I guess he's never seen it written down before

@trueloveis4u

8 жыл бұрын

+Nastybeanlady he makes tons of spelling errors and stuff im not surprised

I always hated the ending where that bitch threw away the diamond.

@ansiaaa

8 жыл бұрын

"there, it's gone" ROFL

@OdaSwifteye

8 жыл бұрын

It made more sense to do that instead of throw it away. Mitchell doesn't have to have it, it's a Diamond, sell it to anyone and make a mint!

@DemonBoy3223

7 жыл бұрын

I know. Surely, she'd need it to survive off of, given that she'd just sabotaged the very corporation she works for. Similar to how I felt in _Cliffhanger_ when the money ends up being shredded. If I were them, I'd have kept some of it, somehow.

@piplup2009

7 жыл бұрын

titanic?

@KarstensCreationsKC

6 жыл бұрын

Screw that, I LOVE that she threw it away, just to spite fat ass, cry baby, yelling machine JOE DON BAKER!!...;) FUCK that guy for now appreciating the brilliance that was the 'Mitchell' ep from MST3K!!

I love Casper cameos! Also, Dylan Walsh's hair. And Tim Curry's bizarre accent. XD

OK, just going to make one single point, then ill go away. Hippos have killed a LOT of people, and will absolutely attack people in boats like that. That scene was actually legit... The joke was funny though :)

The black guy lived! The black guy lived! Ernie Hudson can not be killed!!!

Amy is supposed to be the film's version of Koko the Gorilla. Koko uses sign language to communicate with her care taker. She often asks her to tickle her.

Imagine watching the first part of this review without subtitles....

@Pacca64

9 жыл бұрын

Rembrandt Dassen The blue chicken is amazing! Play Minecraft 2.0! PLAY IT!!!

@Pacca64

9 жыл бұрын

Rembrandt Dassen They made an april fools version of the game entitled "Minecraft 2.0" with several joke features, including a friendly pink wither, animals that died when overfed, and rarely spawning blue chickens who laid diamonds and lapis and could explode completely at random. I recommend checking it out, it's pretty funny!

@Pacca64

9 жыл бұрын

Rembrandt Dassen Actually, the coal block is fully functional, it was kind of a sneak peak for it (too bad all the furnaces explode when you use them, though XD)

Tickle Me Amy is into some freaky stuff! O_O

@deoxysandmew2162

7 жыл бұрын

That tickle me repeat, over and over starts to remind of fucking Navi from Link. **shudders**

As terrible as it is, I found Tim Curry's accent hilarious.

@xgray2012

9 жыл бұрын

Dennis Williams you ain't just whistlin' Dixie, brother!!! XD

@bojackson3073

6 жыл бұрын

0:25 sounds just like his normal scream. Proof of evolution.

@safariforfunofsoul7971

6 жыл бұрын

dude it is a shit film but - Tim Curry, Ernie Hudsen AND Bruce Campbell in the same thing this is like a non gay wet dream of awesomeness!

@kirbysuperstar5494

6 жыл бұрын

Who didn't

@rosannronchetti2035

5 жыл бұрын

No crap man it's Tim curry

"Now there'll never be an Evil Dead 4!" Ash VS The Evil Dead

I never knew I'd ever see the day an African militaryman would yell, "Stop. Eating. My Sesame. Cake.". It's so random!

There really is a lost diamond out there. When they threw that diamond in the film the crew couldn't find it again after!

@TheLordSheogorath

9 жыл бұрын

Blazenix1 That's very interesting, I just checked after reading your comment, they borrowed the diamond from Herkimer Diamond Mines. Did they have to refund it to them after it got lost?

@mythicalfair8130

9 жыл бұрын

Blazenix1 Serves them right for not giving it to Ernie Hudson to help out the widows and orphans of his dead assistants.

(Puts head in hands) Tim... This wasn't one of your best roles, but you did have some glorious facial hair!

Ernie Hudson still kicks ass to this day. No matter how bad a role, he is just too damn cool!

"stop eating my sesame cake" XD love that part of the movie

I remember when Tim curri ruined my tea party, he came dressed like a clown for some reason.........

@WhoIsIanMcGovern

10 жыл бұрын

Did he tell you how everything floats

@ciptandi

10 жыл бұрын

***** One balloon, not enough?!

@dr.frank-n-furter8777

9 жыл бұрын

He came dressed in fishnets and corsets to my tea party!

This movie would have stayed fuckable if they could have paid Bruce enough to be in it longer.

@Smasho8000

10 жыл бұрын

This is late, but wtf?

@eduardoalfaro4848

10 жыл бұрын

Smasho8000 This is late, but I like ice cream.

@TheNamelessNarrator

10 жыл бұрын

Eduardo Alfaro who doesn't like ice cream

Holy shit, the book wasn't one of Chrichton's best but come on... Why is it that every time Hollywood discovers a new book they say: 'Okay, let's make a movie out of this story, but first let's fuck it in the ass until it bleeds.' That Tim Curry character alone is insane...

@reido387

7 жыл бұрын

The Percy Jackson and Alex rider movies said "hey you know what would make these already good books better? We smear shit all over them and then sell them as a movie, can't forget to horribly botch the books story or changing the characters so much that they aren't even recognizable anymore!" Those movies blow

"Damnit now there'll never be an Evil Dead 4" little did NC know that there would be a new Evil Dead movie and TV show!

@patgogan7324

5 жыл бұрын

That was mostly thanks to the massive evil dead fanbase that came about years after the movies were made

Nico Bellic coupled with Borat and Boris Yeltsin, that's what he sounds like..

@shammy63

9 жыл бұрын

ZINJJJ

Jesus, Tim Curry in this sounds like he's always on the verge of sneezing.

"Hey, look! A pool!" "Let's jump in!"

Monkey tickler... sounds like a particularly uncomfortable condom...

@Commander_Shepard.

7 жыл бұрын

I'll buy 20.

@diggerfan9319

6 жыл бұрын

I bet a little girl did the voice of the gorilla's voice box.

11:17 shame on you for not doing the Ace Ventura 2 Shikaka reference.

okay critic, hippos are no joke, they are actually the most dangerous animal in Africa.

@konstance13

9 жыл бұрын

Richard Stacpoole Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I think it's similar to how moose are very dangerous in real life, but we've portrayed them as goofy so long, they don't translate well into film as threats.

@chinococoa6743

8 жыл бұрын

+Richard Stacpoole Deadly, deadly hippos. Thanks for the warning.

@agent.-_-5846

8 жыл бұрын

Same in america, you dont want sjw on your tail!

@mc-ps-playa5569

8 жыл бұрын

Try mosquitos

18:27 LMAO It's not the diamonds fault

Okay, someone please make an action movie with Ernie Hudson and Bruce Campbell with a badass laser gun.

@Columbo453

10 жыл бұрын

I think that WAS the basis for this movie

@Columbo453

10 жыл бұрын

Tom Evans that was what they wanted you to think. i think it was really about earnest hudson and bruce campbell with a laser gun, but that alone wouldn't fly, so they had to make up some other ridiculous plot to cover up their conspiracy =)

"It's in the theater next store" ..../facedesk

@DJMouthwash

9 жыл бұрын

LOOK! CRITIC MADE A MISTAKE ON THE INTERNET!

@iiiiitsmagreta1240

9 жыл бұрын

DJMouthwash ...I think he's saying it's an advertising gimmick? I disagree, but whatever, it's funny.

@trueloveis4u

8 жыл бұрын

+redloiyu654jay yes but the text said "next store"

The look on Laura Linney's face at 12:34 explains my feelings towards this movie

Ernie Hudson is the best part of this movie. Like in every movie Ernie Hudson is in.

@therock238360

8 жыл бұрын

Even gods not dead 2???

@OzFanJames1900

8 жыл бұрын

+therock238360 **In a Darth Vader voice** Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Stop eating my ses-a-mee CAKE!!! I liked Congo way too much.. Horrible, yet awesome. At least, that's my take on it...

@dkres82

9 жыл бұрын

I agree but I love a lot of bad movies.

@ngobleus

9 жыл бұрын

Stevie GoodGravy "HAVE SOME!!!" "I made it mySELF!!"

@eddieolshefski6467

9 жыл бұрын

dkres82 I hear you. There are movies out there that are so bad, it is good.

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, this movie suuuuuuuuuuuucks, you should get a refund! I died. xD

@chinococoa6743

8 жыл бұрын

+Ram Sridhar *laughs uproariously*

@squashmallow2006

8 жыл бұрын

redloiyu654jay It should be door, but Critic messed up instead. 😂

Wait, Roger Ebert gave this film 3 out of 4 stars? What the fuck!?

@grfgtbhh34

10 жыл бұрын

It's because he thought it was being stupid on purpouse

@TheJthedog

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I mean I guess the movie is so bad Ebert thought "the only way this movie is this bad is it Bad on purpose."

@TheJthedog

9 жыл бұрын

***** yeah

It would've been funnier if NC had done that "sign language" throughout the review instead of just the beginning.

@dude37

10 жыл бұрын

Then the joke would get old fast. Plus, it doesn't really work. He tried something like that when he did the review of The Good Son. Everyone got board reading his thoughts the entire review. It felt more like reading someones blog about what they thought of the movie and had a few clips posted with it.

@wesker911

10 жыл бұрын

word up G

@jw8395

10 жыл бұрын

The Dork Knight Yeah, I prefer the one where there's a weird machine reading it.

@dude37

10 жыл бұрын

jw8395 You mean the Alone in the Dark review? That was a good one. Nice cross review with Spoony and Linkara. Wish the three of them had done more reviews together like that. Sadly, won't happen now since Spoony left Channel Awesome.

@jw8395

10 жыл бұрын

The Dork Knight Yeah, that was funny, but no. Someone did an altered version of "The Good Son" review to have a mechanical voice read the stuff, though the quality is hardly top-notch and some words are rushed while others aren't.

This is one of those rare times when literally every change made to adapt a book to film was for the worse.

@mc-ps-playa5569

8 жыл бұрын

Percy Jackson

One of the top 5 greatest Nostalgia Critic reviews of all time.

I thought everyone else skipped that scene! Thanks for telling us that!

Congo was awesome mate.

00:57 next store? isn't it supposed to be "next door"? i think he does that a lot too.

@boomzillaallizmoob1759

10 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Harrison what? that was the critics mistake. had nothing to do with tim curry. he misspells and mispronounces all the time. pay attention youll see.

@MrMrTemptations

10 жыл бұрын

In one of his videos he talks about all the spelling mistakes.

Old nostalgia critic is best nostalgia critic.

@MissBaggyCoat

9 жыл бұрын

Meh, I think the new episodes are better.

@proudtobeme1ashkente

9 жыл бұрын

And I love the old and new ones equally. Now we only need someone, who hates either and we've got one of every kind!

@iiiiitsmagreta1240

9 жыл бұрын

P. Roud Tobi Mi What we really need is a nostalgia critic to compare Old Nostalgia Critic vs. New Nostalgia Critic

@proudtobeme1ashkente

9 жыл бұрын

Mattias Westby That would actually be kind of interesting to see. Since he is already part of many people's nostalgia.

IT'S HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! IT'S HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! :D

0:55 next STORE? Oh, Doug...

He's right though, that tickling thing comes across kind of wrong...

Tickle Me Amy is the new star of my nightmares. THANKS Nostalgia Critic!

That Donkey Kong part killed me XD

It's ridiculous how many stars there are in this for how terrible it is. I mean, Bruce Cambell, Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry.....Other.......people....

@zillafire101

9 жыл бұрын

NekoSoren FUCK YEAH!

@wizzlestick111

9 жыл бұрын

NekoSoren Thats probably how they got the green light on the script to make this...and then thats how far they got when the blow ran out and they tried to write the rest sober.

@xgray2012

9 жыл бұрын

selthroWs I know, right?! It's like they all know how awful this movie is, so they decided to have fun with the scripts that are being given with them. XD

@diggerfan9319

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Bruce Campbell, Tim Curry, Ernie Hudson, Laura Linney and Steve Guttenberg are all attached to the movie.

i actually have a cuddly amy from this film, will not be able to look at her the same now lol

Tim Curry's accent is the most hilarious thing ever. DO YOU VANT TO AAAAARRRRR P?

I remember watching this when I was little, but all I remember really liking about it was that eyeball scene.

haha what the hell? 7:07 not sure if Hudson's joke and the scientist's line were actually back to back in the movie but if so, how the hell did that slip by? "I just happen to be black!" "You're some sort of criminal aren't you?"

2 words..Taco Bell

I have this on VHS and it is gold

27:05 I still remember I saw this movie after it came out and this scene stood in my head. When I saw it, I thought the same exact thing, "Why the hell are the apes jumping into the lava?"

While this movie does suck I would watch a movie based entirely on ernie hudsons character...

@7d7e7f7

10 жыл бұрын

Ernie Hudson is indeed a boss.

Tim Curry, Bruce Campbell and Ernie Hudson in a movie. Awesome by default

“Ugly. Gorillas. Ugly. Gorillas.” Loud gasp. “Does she really mean that?” “Are we really ugly?”. “I’m just so hurt!” 🤣

:46 - :57 That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. I no longer need to live because nothing will ever top that.

The city of Tzeentch!? HERESY! -BLAM!-

@williamtimonen6814

8 жыл бұрын

Wait, isnt that Heresy? So the plan is to punish Heresy by commiting Heresy? HERESY!

@JaelinBezel

8 жыл бұрын

william timonen Ahhhh... just like the Salem Witch Trials... Good times... :-)

@williamtimonen6814

8 жыл бұрын

GOOD TIMES... I blame this movie for all this Heresy.

It's in the theatre next... "store"... ?

So Karyn loads a crystal into her laser gun hoping it will be powerful-HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME!

Seriously, NC... Bruce Campbell. Tim Curry. Stuart Pankin JOE. DON. BAKER. HOW did you not GET that this was an INTENTIONALLY cheesy flick, and a damned FUN one, at that?...;)

Ernie Hudson is the only thing good in this movie (once Bruce Campbell is killed)

10:11 I'm pretty sure the movie was implying that that guy wanted to sleep with her

I have no idea why but when NC said "Hey look a pool, let's jump in! AAAGH!" I just completely cracked and laughed my ass off.

The weird thing is that the book this movie was an adaption of was written by the same person who wrote the Jurassic Park book, Michael Crichton.

What a Stereotype Romanian, and i should know , I am a true Romania :)

This review is hilarious. I always loved this movie in a so bad it's good kind of way. Ernie Hudson is top notch.

the look on his face at "tickle amy" is freaking classic

DID YOU GET THE DIAMOND!!!!!! I'M ACTING!!!!! That guy's anger is funny

STAP EATIN MAH SESAHME CAKE! >:9

Amy love you loooooong tiiiiiiiime...

Amy painting an Eye, is she ? Sauron is now in the Congo. Film: heap of excreta - but actors: hilarious. A great comedy. There was a cool section of the film not mentioned in the review, where they change planes. That was funny. That last minute was a downer though - sooo stupid.

Thank you for waking all of my neighbours with hysterical laughter! :D

"Laser"

bingo bango bongo

@xXthecrazymeXx

9 жыл бұрын

I don't wanna leave the Congo

2:01 - Oh wow, Nostalgia Critic delivered a perfect 'WAAAAGH!' right here. Perfect lead in, and just long enough, a perfect scream.

"There, it's gone", made me laugh at 3:36 am and wake up the house! Classic!

4:30 ITS CHERDENKO FROM RED ALERT 3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!

I remember watching this as a kid and being extremely bored! THIS REVIEW was much better than I remember the movie!

The part that really killed me was when Tim Curry said 'The diamonds are HEERE!' and NC said 'And QUEER! And not going anyWHEER!'

so where can i buy that amy doll

As much as I like this movie, killing off the Bruce Campbell was the only thing I didn't like about it because WHY in gods name would you kill off Bruce Campbell!

I loved the book at least, never knew there was a movie. Now I wish I didn't know there was a movie.

If only Tickle-me-Amy was Catherine Zeta Jones. *sigh* we all have dreams