Noita All Bosses Speedrun

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IGT 17:57 This is Random seed.
About time I update this. This is not the current beta patch.
0:00 Collecting
6:08 Dragon
10:07 Egg boss
10:40 Kolmi
11:19 Pit boss
11:39 Pyramid Boss
13:42 Alchemist
15:30 Mecha kolmi
16:03 Master of Masters
16:46 Tiny
17:47 Friend
18:17 Forgotten
18:39 Leviathan
19:00 The End

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  • @iker_santa
    @iker_santa Жыл бұрын

    As a person who has played like 10 runs of Noita without guides: what the fuck.

  • @fabioleonardo9626

    @fabioleonardo9626

    11 ай бұрын

    I did not expect this game to be so complex. guess now it's time to dig down into tutorials

  • @CaptainFalcoyd

    @CaptainFalcoyd

    9 ай бұрын

    Why spoil yourself like this?

  • @manowand

    @manowand

    7 ай бұрын

    In my case, i Just wanted to see were are the Bosses 😂

  • @toastmaster914

    @toastmaster914

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah, this game is massive

  • @mihael64

    @mihael64

    2 ай бұрын

    Only 10?

  • @GermanTopGameTV
    @GermanTopGameTV4 ай бұрын

    I loved the part where noita went all "falling at terminal verlocity is not fast enough, better start teleporting downwards at the same time

  • @JustKrona
    @JustKrona5 ай бұрын

    13:55 Touhou players when it's raining but they memorize the raindrop patterns

  • @suspectsn0thing
    @suspectsn0thing Жыл бұрын

    Random seed, too This was clean as hell, if it weren't for the description I'd've thought it was seeded just from how efficiently you were moving and reacting to things

  • @HQSantos_
    @HQSantos_11 ай бұрын

    I play this game for like morethan 40 hours, dont even know how to reach the first boss. This guy becomes a omnipotent, omnipresent being in less tha 20 minutes

  • @qwormuli77

    @qwormuli77

    10 ай бұрын

    And then still kills himself just to flex on the gold standard.

  • @mihael64

    @mihael64

    2 ай бұрын

    Same here

  • @RainFlyAnimation
    @RainFlyAnimation Жыл бұрын

    17:06 *plin plon..... BOOM*

  • @shozlochshadr1536
    @shozlochshadr1536 Жыл бұрын

    loved that moment at 11:21 where the boss collapses inward like a neutron star by casting that op spell

  • @conor9966

    @conor9966

    Жыл бұрын

    Its not the OP spell, the smallest touch of any plasma spell and the Wand Connoisseur will recast it and melt

  • @eggsaviator1224
    @eggsaviator1224 Жыл бұрын

    I hope they do end up adding a that mountain boss, would love to see how you instantly pop it

  • @georgev7241
    @georgev7241 Жыл бұрын

    Much less hesitation compared to your previous WR. Good work

  • @maxchertenkov455

    @maxchertenkov455

    Жыл бұрын

    Hesitation is defeat, Sekiro!

  • @ispudy
    @ispudy10 ай бұрын

    Don't have the game, didn't understand what was going on, didn't need to know but I was still mesmerized.

  • @dimensionswaechter
    @dimensionswaechter Жыл бұрын

    Big congrats on the incredible run and the WR!

  • @milkbucket5647
    @milkbucket5647 Жыл бұрын

    So damn impressive in so many ways, congratulations!!

  • @Enderitsu
    @Enderitsu Жыл бұрын

    idk how this got reccomended to me but very sick run

  • @ovengoats
    @ovengoats Жыл бұрын

    congrats!!!!!! incredible run as always!

  • @prodkinetik
    @prodkinetik9 ай бұрын

    this is absolutely insane. congratulations and keep up the good work

  • @godslayer9000
    @godslayer90008 ай бұрын

    I didnt read the description and was amazed at how good the seed was, and simultaneously confused why you werent moving like a robot like most set seeds do. Thats some godlike gameplay right there, even though i can underatand and even anticipate most moves, i could hardly recreate them in-game. Smooth work.

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    8 ай бұрын

    Thank's!

  • @KommanderKratom
    @KommanderKratom9 ай бұрын

    Never played noita and don’t really know why I clicked this video. This entire thing is completely incomprehensible to me

  • @ruinous_powers6387

    @ruinous_powers6387

    4 ай бұрын

    I've played about 50 hours and I'm still so confused dont worry bro

  • @user-mt2ku9es2m
    @user-mt2ku9es2m Жыл бұрын

    Hard man! Solid records))))

  • @Dingeman_
    @Dingeman_19 күн бұрын

    I have no clue what I have watched, but it was skillfully ^^

  • @Camiddle
    @Camiddle Жыл бұрын

    congrats! :D

  • @Scare_Hive
    @Scare_Hive9 ай бұрын

    that was the most impressive shit Ive seen so far, takes me so much longer to kill all bosses but damn this celestial stone was clutch

  • @Gettenhart
    @Gettenhart Жыл бұрын

    That teleport wand went full schizo

  • @scotty8694
    @scotty86944 ай бұрын

    jfc those stats at the end. I just got this game and have been playing it nonstop for a few weeks now. Decided to see how close I was getting to the end of the game. I quite literally have barely scratched the surface of everything that is in this game. holy fuck

  • @profanecvlt
    @profanecvlt5 ай бұрын

    Duuuude!! I can't believe what i just saw :O

  • @jojolafrite90
    @jojolafrite90 Жыл бұрын

    Wow.Crazy game. And crazy speedrun.

  • @jacobharstad5696
    @jacobharstad56966 ай бұрын

    I think teleporting through the Alchemist's lair was the boldest part, I always end up in a nice big pool of polymorphine next to an angry wizard.

  • @MrFelixFB
    @MrFelixFB Жыл бұрын

    plasma cutter slices the competition!

  • @haramey
    @haramey Жыл бұрын

    Definitely one of the most advanced noita player

  • @CallMeMimi27
    @CallMeMimi27 Жыл бұрын

    i only have two words to say to this: dear god

  • @supersaibaman9
    @supersaibaman9 Жыл бұрын

    i just bought the game and i couldnt tell what my goal was. now im convinced i am not a super saiyan in this game until i reach this level lol

  • @khardian2823

    @khardian2823

    Жыл бұрын

    how is your journey full of death going?

  • @supersaibaman9

    @supersaibaman9

    Жыл бұрын

    @@khardian2823 max depth about 700 feet but im making better wands now. im still not good at using the curse of wealth but im making progress for sure

  • @famfandango
    @famfandango12 күн бұрын

    Wow. Teleport-to-Cursor is OP

  • @bronga645
    @bronga64510 ай бұрын

    awesome, my man you killed it in ways i didnt know were possible. congrats

  • @constantblackout
    @constantblackout Жыл бұрын

    Well play

  • @sydneylink6386
    @sydneylink6386 Жыл бұрын

    HUGE TIME SAVE

  • @hynubguest921
    @hynubguest921 Жыл бұрын

    bro is enderman

  • @arrcaptain6672
    @arrcaptain667210 ай бұрын

    You could kill those shop monsters so easily with a scroll? Damn it

  • @Scare_Hive

    @Scare_Hive

    9 ай бұрын

    you need a kit if practice to be so confident and precise 100% of the time with tablet kicks, its not hard to learn tho, just need special bindings

  • @bappomusic
    @bappomusic11 ай бұрын

    bro makes it look easy but when i try to play it i fail miserably

  • @3dserj9
    @3dserj911 ай бұрын

    Это просто высший пилотаж!!! Браво!

  • @TASTEGROUND
    @TASTEGROUNDАй бұрын

    yooo nice terraria playtrough

  • @jamiesmusic
    @jamiesmusic9 ай бұрын

    poor mr happy green man =[

  • @laxxius
    @laxxius Жыл бұрын

    In hindsight do you think it would have been better to grab the LDC that dropped from the triangle boss?

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    Жыл бұрын

    Too late, it's better on the way down, for the rest of the game it's not necessary.

  • @BO3OK
    @BO3OK7 ай бұрын

    За это время я прохожу 1 локацию, а кто то игру)

  • @archyzz
    @archyzz21 күн бұрын

    I just recently started playing this, and I've heard the term "getting noita'd". I feel like you just pulled an Uno reverse card and noita'd Noita. What the fuck

  • @MyNameIsGeronimo
    @MyNameIsGeronimo10 ай бұрын

    i havent even made it past the 4th portal

  • @taitaitai4270
    @taitaitai42707 ай бұрын

    How did you edit your wand at 17:15, I couldn't see you taking tinkerer's perk so I couldn't understand

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    7 ай бұрын

    From the wizard boss you can get a wizard stone which allows you to edit wands freely while holding it

  • @qfellow130
    @qfellow130 Жыл бұрын

    Там чувак, который мод New Enemy and Bosses делает, выкатил обнову с 2 новыми боссами. Будешь делать новую 2-х часовую попытку?))

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    Жыл бұрын

    Почему бы и нет.

  • @chucknorris3752
    @chucknorris375210 ай бұрын

    LMAO THE BOMB AT THE START

  • @Scare_Hive

    @Scare_Hive

    9 ай бұрын

    for speed boost

  • @chucknorris3752

    @chucknorris3752

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Scare_Hive yes but he failed it miserably lol

  • @-TBH-
    @-TBH-9 ай бұрын

    Wasn't there a boss in the desert where you have to fill the eye of a giant skull with liquid to make it appear?

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    9 ай бұрын

    In the alpha version of the game, before 1.0 the pyramid boss used to be summoned this way I believe, but since when they moved it, well to the pyramid. Now if you fill it with water, it will open a portal to the left side of the map, where is island with animals.

  • @-TBH-

    @-TBH-

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Hardpossession OH my bad then. Thanks for the reply.

  • @eroi8649
    @eroi8649 Жыл бұрын

    Is this game translated also in italian? Wait, no ita?

  • @sampigman479
    @sampigman4799 ай бұрын

    Plasma cutter > else

  • @k4chejiu
    @k4chejiu2 ай бұрын

    Я не понял как он убил дракона на 6:08 Объясните, пожалуйста

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    2 ай бұрын

    Выстрелил в него из плазмы, она пилит его за 2.5 сек. На палочке было их две, но с модификатором на раздвоение снаряда, то-есть еще по две плазмы, итого 6 плазмы. Что убило его мгновенно.

  • @Artovna
    @Artovna4 ай бұрын

    9:00 NOLLA?!

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    4 ай бұрын

    yeah, it's a ghost wand (your wand from prev run, before you died), I can't pick it up because of the speedrun rules, those can be very op

  • @holocene9953
    @holocene99539 ай бұрын

    was that friend room find luck?

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    9 ай бұрын

    17:39 you can briefly see red dot (me) falling on the map and green dot (friend) visible.

  • @chasejones8302
    @chasejones83026 ай бұрын

    what the hell is going on

  • @anttihartikainen3009
    @anttihartikainen300910 ай бұрын

    Is there reason to take damage early on?

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah. To push yourself closer to the greed curse. +Being on fire makes you move 25% faster.

  • @anttihartikainen3009

    @anttihartikainen3009

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Hardpossession Didn't even know and I have played 150 hours! Thank you!

  • @TheLowshares
    @TheLowshares8 ай бұрын

    Lol. 19 min I'm complete coal mines only))

  • @magnus6801
    @magnus6801 Жыл бұрын

    Начало у тебя было ужасным, такие плохие заклинания попадались, телепорт нужно было ждать аж до второй святой горы. Когда я пытался ставить мировой рекорд я бросал забег если сразу же не было либо телепорта либо чёрной дыры.

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    Жыл бұрын

    Для any% это верно, но для категории всех боссов можно и до второй горы, я вообще планировал как-то сделать видео на объяснение происходящего.

  • @magnus6801

    @magnus6801

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Hardpossession, Не, я не делал any%, это слишком сложно. Я делал afraid%.

  • @self_zfc

    @self_zfc

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Hardpossession сделай, если надумаешь. Не хватает если честно какой-то конкуренции в категории всех боссов.)

  • @ziro7616
    @ziro7616 Жыл бұрын

    Why do you put water on your wand?

  • @Hardpossession

    @Hardpossession

    Жыл бұрын

    It lowers the cast delay and recharge speed of the wand, so my teleport wand could go brrr.

  • @user-cc2wp7gp2i
    @user-cc2wp7gp2i11 ай бұрын

    wtf

  • @blazelo1301
    @blazelo13016 ай бұрын

    Just goes to show: noita is easy.

  • @davebaxxxter
    @davebaxxxter5 ай бұрын

    amazing speedrun, less impressive game

  • @kylegreene1356
    @kylegreene1356 Жыл бұрын

    I don't get the ending.

  • @vylbird8014

    @vylbird8014

    Жыл бұрын

    No-one does. The origins and motivation of the game's protagonist are left deliberately unexplored: It's not a heavily story-driven game. But for some reason, completing a Midas-type world-destroying super-spell seems to count as a successful ending.

  • @entertain8648

    @entertain8648

    11 ай бұрын

    @@vylbird8014 do not think that this is a successful ending, since you're dying. the only successful should be one where you do not die, and there are such an ending

  • @vylbird8014

    @vylbird8014

    11 ай бұрын

    @@entertain8648 The peaceful ending? It's intentionally a near-impossible thing to achieve - almost a joke, as only a player of truly ridiculous skill could achieve it, and even then it would take hundreds of hours of play to get a lucky enough run. Anyone who can actually reach that ending must have absolutely no life.

  • @entertain8648

    @entertain8648

    11 ай бұрын

    @@vylbird8014 I don't think it is that hard... the game has many broken mechanics, and you have Infinity worlds to build something that does trillions of damage. And why should the true ending be easy? That's a normal practice to spend a lot of time before getting the best possible ending.

  • @CaptainFalcoyd

    @CaptainFalcoyd

    9 ай бұрын

    @@vylbird8014It is not hard at all. Once you have powerful wands it's literally just a matter of patience to pick up all the orbs.

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