Noita All Bosses Speedrun
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IGT 17:57 This is Random seed.
About time I update this. This is not the current beta patch.
0:00 Collecting
6:08 Dragon
10:07 Egg boss
10:40 Kolmi
11:19 Pit boss
11:39 Pyramid Boss
13:42 Alchemist
15:30 Mecha kolmi
16:03 Master of Masters
16:46 Tiny
17:47 Friend
18:17 Forgotten
18:39 Leviathan
19:00 The End
Пікірлер: 103
As a person who has played like 10 runs of Noita without guides: what the fuck.
@fabioleonardo9626
11 ай бұрын
I did not expect this game to be so complex. guess now it's time to dig down into tutorials
@CaptainFalcoyd
9 ай бұрын
Why spoil yourself like this?
@manowand
7 ай бұрын
In my case, i Just wanted to see were are the Bosses 😂
@toastmaster914
5 ай бұрын
Yeah, this game is massive
@mihael64
2 ай бұрын
Only 10?
I loved the part where noita went all "falling at terminal verlocity is not fast enough, better start teleporting downwards at the same time
13:55 Touhou players when it's raining but they memorize the raindrop patterns
Random seed, too This was clean as hell, if it weren't for the description I'd've thought it was seeded just from how efficiently you were moving and reacting to things
I play this game for like morethan 40 hours, dont even know how to reach the first boss. This guy becomes a omnipotent, omnipresent being in less tha 20 minutes
@qwormuli77
10 ай бұрын
And then still kills himself just to flex on the gold standard.
@mihael64
2 ай бұрын
Same here
17:06 *plin plon..... BOOM*
loved that moment at 11:21 where the boss collapses inward like a neutron star by casting that op spell
@conor9966
Жыл бұрын
Its not the OP spell, the smallest touch of any plasma spell and the Wand Connoisseur will recast it and melt
I hope they do end up adding a that mountain boss, would love to see how you instantly pop it
Much less hesitation compared to your previous WR. Good work
@maxchertenkov455
Жыл бұрын
Hesitation is defeat, Sekiro!
Don't have the game, didn't understand what was going on, didn't need to know but I was still mesmerized.
Big congrats on the incredible run and the WR!
So damn impressive in so many ways, congratulations!!
idk how this got reccomended to me but very sick run
congrats!!!!!! incredible run as always!
this is absolutely insane. congratulations and keep up the good work
I didnt read the description and was amazed at how good the seed was, and simultaneously confused why you werent moving like a robot like most set seeds do. Thats some godlike gameplay right there, even though i can underatand and even anticipate most moves, i could hardly recreate them in-game. Smooth work.
@Hardpossession
8 ай бұрын
Thank's!
Never played noita and don’t really know why I clicked this video. This entire thing is completely incomprehensible to me
@ruinous_powers6387
4 ай бұрын
I've played about 50 hours and I'm still so confused dont worry bro
Hard man! Solid records))))
I have no clue what I have watched, but it was skillfully ^^
congrats! :D
that was the most impressive shit Ive seen so far, takes me so much longer to kill all bosses but damn this celestial stone was clutch
That teleport wand went full schizo
jfc those stats at the end. I just got this game and have been playing it nonstop for a few weeks now. Decided to see how close I was getting to the end of the game. I quite literally have barely scratched the surface of everything that is in this game. holy fuck
Duuuude!! I can't believe what i just saw :O
Wow.Crazy game. And crazy speedrun.
I think teleporting through the Alchemist's lair was the boldest part, I always end up in a nice big pool of polymorphine next to an angry wizard.
plasma cutter slices the competition!
Definitely one of the most advanced noita player
i only have two words to say to this: dear god
i just bought the game and i couldnt tell what my goal was. now im convinced i am not a super saiyan in this game until i reach this level lol
@khardian2823
Жыл бұрын
how is your journey full of death going?
@supersaibaman9
Жыл бұрын
@@khardian2823 max depth about 700 feet but im making better wands now. im still not good at using the curse of wealth but im making progress for sure
Wow. Teleport-to-Cursor is OP
awesome, my man you killed it in ways i didnt know were possible. congrats
Well play
HUGE TIME SAVE
bro is enderman
You could kill those shop monsters so easily with a scroll? Damn it
@Scare_Hive
9 ай бұрын
you need a kit if practice to be so confident and precise 100% of the time with tablet kicks, its not hard to learn tho, just need special bindings
bro makes it look easy but when i try to play it i fail miserably
Это просто высший пилотаж!!! Браво!
yooo nice terraria playtrough
poor mr happy green man =[
In hindsight do you think it would have been better to grab the LDC that dropped from the triangle boss?
@Hardpossession
Жыл бұрын
Too late, it's better on the way down, for the rest of the game it's not necessary.
За это время я прохожу 1 локацию, а кто то игру)
I just recently started playing this, and I've heard the term "getting noita'd". I feel like you just pulled an Uno reverse card and noita'd Noita. What the fuck
i havent even made it past the 4th portal
How did you edit your wand at 17:15, I couldn't see you taking tinkerer's perk so I couldn't understand
@Hardpossession
7 ай бұрын
From the wizard boss you can get a wizard stone which allows you to edit wands freely while holding it
Там чувак, который мод New Enemy and Bosses делает, выкатил обнову с 2 новыми боссами. Будешь делать новую 2-х часовую попытку?))
@Hardpossession
Жыл бұрын
Почему бы и нет.
LMAO THE BOMB AT THE START
@Scare_Hive
9 ай бұрын
for speed boost
@chucknorris3752
9 ай бұрын
@@Scare_Hive yes but he failed it miserably lol
Wasn't there a boss in the desert where you have to fill the eye of a giant skull with liquid to make it appear?
@Hardpossession
9 ай бұрын
In the alpha version of the game, before 1.0 the pyramid boss used to be summoned this way I believe, but since when they moved it, well to the pyramid. Now if you fill it with water, it will open a portal to the left side of the map, where is island with animals.
@-TBH-
9 ай бұрын
@@Hardpossession OH my bad then. Thanks for the reply.
Is this game translated also in italian? Wait, no ita?
Plasma cutter > else
Я не понял как он убил дракона на 6:08 Объясните, пожалуйста
@Hardpossession
2 ай бұрын
Выстрелил в него из плазмы, она пилит его за 2.5 сек. На палочке было их две, но с модификатором на раздвоение снаряда, то-есть еще по две плазмы, итого 6 плазмы. Что убило его мгновенно.
9:00 NOLLA?!
@Hardpossession
4 ай бұрын
yeah, it's a ghost wand (your wand from prev run, before you died), I can't pick it up because of the speedrun rules, those can be very op
was that friend room find luck?
@Hardpossession
9 ай бұрын
17:39 you can briefly see red dot (me) falling on the map and green dot (friend) visible.
what the hell is going on
Is there reason to take damage early on?
@Hardpossession
10 ай бұрын
Yeah. To push yourself closer to the greed curse. +Being on fire makes you move 25% faster.
@anttihartikainen3009
10 ай бұрын
@@Hardpossession Didn't even know and I have played 150 hours! Thank you!
Lol. 19 min I'm complete coal mines only))
Начало у тебя было ужасным, такие плохие заклинания попадались, телепорт нужно было ждать аж до второй святой горы. Когда я пытался ставить мировой рекорд я бросал забег если сразу же не было либо телепорта либо чёрной дыры.
@Hardpossession
Жыл бұрын
Для any% это верно, но для категории всех боссов можно и до второй горы, я вообще планировал как-то сделать видео на объяснение происходящего.
@magnus6801
Жыл бұрын
@@Hardpossession, Не, я не делал any%, это слишком сложно. Я делал afraid%.
@self_zfc
Жыл бұрын
@@Hardpossession сделай, если надумаешь. Не хватает если честно какой-то конкуренции в категории всех боссов.)
Why do you put water on your wand?
@Hardpossession
Жыл бұрын
It lowers the cast delay and recharge speed of the wand, so my teleport wand could go brrr.
wtf
Just goes to show: noita is easy.
amazing speedrun, less impressive game
I don't get the ending.
@vylbird8014
Жыл бұрын
No-one does. The origins and motivation of the game's protagonist are left deliberately unexplored: It's not a heavily story-driven game. But for some reason, completing a Midas-type world-destroying super-spell seems to count as a successful ending.
@entertain8648
11 ай бұрын
@@vylbird8014 do not think that this is a successful ending, since you're dying. the only successful should be one where you do not die, and there are such an ending
@vylbird8014
11 ай бұрын
@@entertain8648 The peaceful ending? It's intentionally a near-impossible thing to achieve - almost a joke, as only a player of truly ridiculous skill could achieve it, and even then it would take hundreds of hours of play to get a lucky enough run. Anyone who can actually reach that ending must have absolutely no life.
@entertain8648
11 ай бұрын
@@vylbird8014 I don't think it is that hard... the game has many broken mechanics, and you have Infinity worlds to build something that does trillions of damage. And why should the true ending be easy? That's a normal practice to spend a lot of time before getting the best possible ending.
@CaptainFalcoyd
9 ай бұрын
@@vylbird8014It is not hard at all. Once you have powerful wands it's literally just a matter of patience to pick up all the orbs.