I love how he manages to make it look convincing that he can't do anything.

@stevenpam

6 жыл бұрын

The physical comedy really is genius.

@saraamelia7034

2 жыл бұрын

What do u mean he cant do anything..he can hit gypsy from 15 meters

@ruttolomeo1987

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@will.freeman3757

2 жыл бұрын

Not too impressive I can do that effortlessly

@Schlemiel-schlimazel

2 жыл бұрын

@@saraamelia7034 15 meters-CHAINED…if not-10.

"I am-a strong. I can-a throw a rock on-a and hit-a gypsy from 15m. If chained, if-a not 10m." Bruh lmao

@BURN1NGx1NS1D3

6 жыл бұрын

lol no The coach replies "Ok, good" haha

@SentimentVeryForReal

Жыл бұрын

BRUH I READ UR COMMENT AS SOON AS HE SAID THAT LOL

that coach showed some good patience. He broke down catching a football to the simplest level, lol. Borat strikes again

@gmanoncrack2592

3 жыл бұрын

Now he really strikes again, he's back for Borat 2 ;)

@adogiron1

3 жыл бұрын

Poor coach Joseph

@Altoclarinets

2 жыл бұрын

it's almost like Gary Joseph is a legendary fucking coach lol

@Altoclarinets

Жыл бұрын

@@adolflenin4973 the coach in the video - during his time at Katy High School he's been a part of staff for 8 state championship teams including 5 as head coach (I believe he was defensive coordinator for the others? not sure)

@flonkplonk1649

5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of Daniel from the gun show, but more relaxed 😂

This coach is one of the most patient people I have ever witnessed lmao

@penatio

Жыл бұрын

Almost as patient as that "that's cheese" guy.

@jonathanaugustin647

Жыл бұрын

Super patient and nice guy, but the "that's cheese," guy in the supermarket was on a whole 'nother level!

@DeathIess

Жыл бұрын

But still has 0 humor. Americans..

Think I heard the camera guy struggling to hold his laughter in a few times

@John-X

5 жыл бұрын

I heard him snort at 1:30 XD

@adolflenin4973

Жыл бұрын

@@John-X ITALIA LOOOOSEEER 😂😂americans say marilin monro was better than Diana

I love how he always looks like a new-born baby deer whenever he does anything physical

Borat has brought me so many laughs, thank you.

@rmac3217

11 ай бұрын

The sad part is this is now considered racist and can't exist, not even Apu survived the lefty onslaught on comedy and he was portrayed in a far better light than Homer.

@RadislavPirgozliev

2 ай бұрын

I sorta used to run like him back in high school - the ball was held up front and I gave it. Very rapidly. I almost made it on the team. 😇

He's a master of giving signs of understanding when it's clear he doesn't understand. He knows exactly how to say "yes" just right to sound convincingly like he knows what he's he's doing. Also, I like how he runs.

You can tell he's Bilo's brother. 😂

@edgarandolini1080

Жыл бұрын

Spot on 🤣🤣🤣

@cisafrulli

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaah

@adolflenin4973

Жыл бұрын

@TheSphinx . Makanya sebelum nikah ma bule, sekolah dulu buuk.RASISME PALING PARAH YA DI itAlia

@BigDees19

Жыл бұрын

Whos bilo?

@Dushmann_

Жыл бұрын

@@BigDees19 his retarded brother

Coach: "No sexy explosion at all"- Lost it LOL

every borat skit where he gets taught how to do something is hilarious,, the english borat had a lot of those type of skits

omg that guy was so nice

@amylopez8536

5 жыл бұрын

Ashlyn S. Hibbs okay devil worshiper

@MrALenCar321

4 жыл бұрын

You're creepy.

@johnmc3862

Жыл бұрын

@@MrALenCar321 It’s clear who is the creepy one.

Great success!

@tbrowniscool

10 жыл бұрын

You legend for making your account, please post

@Skate2EDM

7 жыл бұрын

Borat Sagdiyev genki!

@TURK_182

6 жыл бұрын

Yakshamesh

@skorumpowanyfastrygator

5 жыл бұрын

T U R K - 1 8 2 Its from Polish language - Jak się masz? (Yak she masch?) Its means - How are you?

@johnmc3862

2 жыл бұрын

High 5!

LOOOL the way hes holding the ball with one hand hahahah its like hes trying to balance it

@jasonyoung76

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck you. From a guy in the future 5 years later.

@WhattAreYouSaying

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you to, guy from 1 year ago.

"I saw a film in my uh hotel room called uh Cheerleader.." HAH HA!

@TheGoodChap

6 жыл бұрын

He's like trying to figure out how to keep the tension in the joke without blowing it too early because if he comes up with a title for the movie that gives the joke away, he'll get interrupted and the guy will try to keep him from saying any more, but we need him to say the rest for the audience because it's funnier.

@cristiancarlos8912

5 жыл бұрын

¿Cheerleader is a film porn?

@gareginnzhdehhimself

4 жыл бұрын

@@cristiancarlos8912 That is the joke

@cristiancarlos8912

4 жыл бұрын

@@gareginnzhdehhimself thanks.

@fcoquezada

Жыл бұрын

@@gareginnzhdehhimself lol the dude went straight up googling

Him saying "yes" every 3 seconds cracks me up

Men grow foot out of testisetchile

@drewosamu6694

6 жыл бұрын

Frank the Tank testes satchel

@clevelandmortician3887

5 жыл бұрын

Frank the Tank sacha has a huge testes satchel

@Divine_R

5 жыл бұрын

That god-darn nuclear retardation disease!!

Love the way he went full t-Rex hands a few times

1:31 the camera man holding in laugh 😂

I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack watching him catching the ball…like a baby gazelle!🤣

@BigDees19

Жыл бұрын

Baby gazelle 😆

Those kisses on the mens cheeks always gets me! Too damn funny!

@JC-fj5qy

5 жыл бұрын

nothing wrong with it...if you guys kiss a guys wife and shake the mans hand wtf , kiss em both or kiss no one

@adolflenin4973

Жыл бұрын

@@JC-fj5qy He is English British the bestHe is EnglishHe is English

There's no sex explosion in football. LMAO!!!!

How come I can't select Borat in Maden

The titlename of video is missing the leading. It says football, but inside this movie there are no horses anywhere

Then the player make explosion liquid onto her stomach....lol

@BURN1NGx1NS1D3

6 жыл бұрын

Georgio16100 no, that's not football

@ServiceNowTeacher

4 жыл бұрын

But he say "I like this game"

Borat could not make simply holding a ball look anymore awkward. so damn funny

"Stummidge" 🤣

This guy is incredible. It's amazing how in stays all the time in character and not laugh.

If you talk to coach Joseph about it he gets really mad. That was my dads coach when he was a kid and next year is going to be mine

@9dshiznit

10 жыл бұрын

He'll make you run your ass off. Don't ever mention it lol a lot of us learned it my freshmen year. Class of 11

@rayreeves4681

6 жыл бұрын

lmao its a joke not a dick coach joseph dont take it so hard

@macdiddles7000

6 жыл бұрын

Rhiannon Brast hahahahaha

@blurberryfishing4091

6 жыл бұрын

hahahaha why is that? It didn't really make him look dumb or anything here, he looks like a good and patient coach lol

@InternetResearch

6 жыл бұрын

Rhiannon Brast congratulations on graduating

This man called me a lazy, snobby, entitled woman and it's still the funniest goddamn moment of my life

@NikeAirJordanGabes

5 жыл бұрын

KG The coach? You went to Katy HS?

@BigDees19

Жыл бұрын

It was probably true too

@masonkelley8219

7 ай бұрын

Coach Joseph was hilarious. He was my geography teacher and he would roast all the girls constantly. Truly a hilarious guy

He was my brothers coach in high school... Gary Joseph😂😂

@HoyaDon

Жыл бұрын

Word? You know if Gary has ever talked about this experience?

@user-if6kr7ws6w

Жыл бұрын

@@HoyaDon nah i might ask him abt it tmrw tho😭😭

@HoyaDon

Жыл бұрын

@@user-if6kr7ws6w did you end up asking?

@user-if6kr7ws6w

Жыл бұрын

@@HoyaDon Hell nahhh, one of the seniors got kicked off the team for mentioning it😭😭😭😭

@andrewn5239

Жыл бұрын

@@HoyaDoncoach joseph was my head coach in 2019, I learned about the video and asked him about it and he smiled at me and told me to go outside and roll which was a punishment we had😂. He never talks about meeting Borat and it should never be mentioned.

That man never apologized to Borat for hitting the cap against him!

That coach was cool af. So funny

This guy seems good at teaching kids by the way he talks to the coach

When he starts running 😂😂😂😂😂

OMG any kids who have this coach, please ask him if there's sex explosions in football.

@i2HClan

7 жыл бұрын

TrueTreeRadio never do that, he hates that he was apart of this. He will make you run like hell

@DeathIess

Жыл бұрын

​@@i2HClanso this mf has no humor?

Testi-satchel 🍒

So that's exactly why you run, it's because you don't have a horse.

2:07 And they call Oswald Cobblepot Penguin!

2:46 AARRRROOAHHH

The Cyrillic transcriptions are hilarious. I know Cyrillic letters. It makes no sense at all. LOL

"Explosion liquid."

Lmao I cracked up soo hard when he asks about riding the horse xDDD

@adamas_dragon

7 жыл бұрын

Cleverconure You use stick when riding horse?

@ChessdumyTV

7 жыл бұрын

AdamasDragon AAHHAHAHAHA xDD Did you know? In Kazakhstan, horse have more rights than women.

@adamas_dragon

7 жыл бұрын

Cleverconure Yes ofcourse

@ChessdumyTV

7 жыл бұрын

You (Jew) use (jewse) two (jew!!!) legs!

@ChessdumyTV

7 жыл бұрын

Stick and jew balls1!!!

Ah yes, that's why you run in football, there are no horses.

@WhattAreYouSaying

Жыл бұрын

Where is Elisabeth?

One thing so genius in all this guy's comedic genius, is his ability to act so authentically unable to perform simple motorary skills and functions hahahahaha... You really see it in 'clapping' his hands as if clumsily trying to catch the ball. Or like when he's at the gym and falls off the bench roflmao. But it looks so real when he does it it's just so brilliant lol

@hmq9052

2 жыл бұрын

He studied at a French clown school. That's not a joke by the way

Jeez Coach, what the hell are you wearing?

Dziękuję

“yes, yes”

The last nod from trainer was hillarious 04:47

Borat is adorable

Testes-Satchel! 😂😂😂

0:40 you can add 2003 2007 2008 2012 2015 to the state champions-football. This was filmed before 2003. The best Borat was in the Ali G show.

@Altoclarinets

2 жыл бұрын

2020........

@johnmc3862

2 жыл бұрын

Lol!

1:31 you can hear the cameraman barely contain his laughter

I know what movie Borat's talking about.

@iozmar9398

6 жыл бұрын

11/10 ign

The man has so much patience!!

The way he moves in these situations is something else...he went to Clown school in France, I guess that's what he learnt

Borat makes football look so hard

"No, that's NOT football." - coach

🇰🇿 Wawa weewa! 🇰🇿 👨

@legaciestr

5 жыл бұрын

amiausUSA i’m from kazakhstan! Я казак

@pjm8047

4 жыл бұрын

👨🏻

@4:00 "That's not football." Yeah it is

THATS MY COACH MANNNN😭😭😭

@jbingus06

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY BRUH IM WATCHING BORAT CLIPS AND COACH JOSEPH IS HERE ☠️☠️☠️

There’s no horse

@joelalexander5338

5 жыл бұрын

Why no horse and no liquid explosions? Perhaps American football should consider reasonable changes to their game rules.

"Stomichhhh" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Katy high school is right outside of Houston Texas and is always one of the best high school football programs in Texas

No, but it was one of my school's main rivals in the 80's

Yes we Kazakhs did create a Nuclear Disease which makes you fall asleep for days if you are in the Small Village of Kalachi.

I have tears in my eyes

He should really consider going pro

Borat goes running weird and the guy says good!!

Katy High School crowned National Champions this year...

@reynososergio94

7 жыл бұрын

joe momma no Bishop Gorman was the national champion

@RigbyIsTheMan

6 жыл бұрын

joe momma was there a horse?

Haha no explosion.

There's no horse in the game?

Coach Gary Joseph is probably thinking to himself "I could spend a year or two trying to teach this fool the basics of the game and he still wouldn't get it". 🤣

That run! Lol

Katy Texas football Gary Joseph was my coach most layed back man ever ever time someone would bring this video up he get pissed

Chenquieh! I enjoy the American things. They are good for softening the brains so we may enjoy life. Chenquieh!

THE THREE STOOGES WERE THE STANDARD AND MAYBE SOME PETER SELLARS, BUT THIS FUCKER IS THE GREATEST PHYSICAL COMEDIAN EVER!!!

Borat asks a football coach about the film “Cheerleader” where a player “makes a explosion liquid on her stomach” Ali G asked Attorney General Dick Thornburgh about the film “Barely Legal 3” where two naughty college girls who had not done their homework and as “punishment they had to have a three-header with their supervisor”

No tear explosion in baseball

The captions in Cyrillic don’t mean shit 😂

the intro is too good

Holy crap the ole alma mater!

Bro this is my school , that’s coach Joseph , head football coach, he’s so old now

I like how you can tell he's doing all this stuff to try and get the coach to call him a sissy or girl, the way he's holding his hands, how he's balancing the ball like it's going to fall and hit him, etc lol.

i just typed in borat and sex and this was like the number one hit

Wild

I don't remember this part of the film.

testisetchel

❤❤❤no you do not spray liquid on cheerleaders 😂😂😂

I don't know if it's possible to look less athletic.

Football is nuclear disease, where foot grows out of testical. 😮

What ON EARTH is that guy wearing.. Could‘ve been the start of a cheap porn movie from the 80‘s..

My testes satchel is hanging loose

am i the only one wondering who dressed coach joseph

yeas

There is no horse.

YES...

Yes

😂😂😂no horse😂😂😂

Hes a good coach