No Bake Nougat - You Suck at Cooking (episode 151)
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Nougat is delicious dessert type candy stick people like to make for the holidays but it's also so sticky you might regret ever learning the recipe. But when you learn how to control the nougat, then you're one step closer to finding out who you really are.
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Recipe
Go to the store and buy a chocolate bar instead. But if you insist
Froth up an egg white
1 cup sugar
⅓ cup honey
1.5 tablespoons water
Heat it up to some extent
Be very careful
Combine the egg white and sugar lava
Be careful not to glue your whole body together
Add in an amount of nuts bigger than Tony Robbins giant head
Or add in anything else. I was gonna add in a bunch of chocolate bars that contained nougat to create nougatception but I lost motivation.
Put it in some kind of mold.
Put it in some kind of fridge.
Put it in some kind of mouth.
Пікірлер: 644
Happy all the things to you!
@Koyori_Tanemura
Жыл бұрын
You too
@beancan4918
Жыл бұрын
You too
@pricklyrick7253
Жыл бұрын
U 2
@gustavesoucy-breton6841
Жыл бұрын
thank you
@vratko.2708
Жыл бұрын
And also to you
Things I learned today: 1) Eating glue is acceptable as long as the glue is made out of food 2) HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY
@cuccicucci4480
Жыл бұрын
and Nougat isn't a painter from the past.😂
@OverlordsofHyrule
Жыл бұрын
3) how to safely handle hydrogenated oxygen
beautiful. I’ll probably just buy a 3 musketeers, but one day when I retire all I’ll do is make nougat for my relatives.
@squatchjosh1131
Жыл бұрын
"Hey there grandchild! What delicious treat do you fancy right now?" "... not noug-" "THAT'S RIGHT! You want NOUGAT! Have a bucketfull of tasty mouth-watering hearty nougat!" And yes, in this hypothetical nougat-based future you make it by the bucket.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
Жыл бұрын
Lol, I'm only in my early 30's, am child-free, have no nieces or nephews, and yet have become the one who bakes cookies for Christmas. I send them to my brothers, grand parents and my mom (and a close friend of hers who also gives baking stuff). I felt so happy doing it last year, now, I'm realizing I just aged myself 😅. I still sent them this year too, though...I make monster cookies. Next year, maybe I'll add eyeballs and mouths to the cookies to give them a Nightmare Before Christmas feel.
@chillaxTF
Жыл бұрын
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Some tips from an expert in the field. - Slightly stretch arms & legs of gingerbread/shortbread/anybread people to give that uncanny valley feeling - Add soulless smiles to inanimate objects like bells, xmas trees, and mistletoe - When you don't have enough dough left to fit any of your cutters, if you take the remaining scraps of cookie dough, just sort of roughly scrunch them, & plop them on the cookie sheet, they'll come out looking a lot like parasites Merry Christmas :)
@englishatheart
Жыл бұрын
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 30s* No apostrophe. 😛
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
Жыл бұрын
@@chillaxTF LOL! Thanks for the tips!
I made this recipe and made a few substitutions. I replaced the sugar with water; the meringue with a block of ramen noodles; the vanilla and salt with a seasoning packet; and season's joy with despair. This actually made Santa cry. He now hates me and said I get coal for the rest of my life. :c(
@unicorn-in-the-library1508
Жыл бұрын
coal is hella expensive rn, you're lucky
@hamsterama
Жыл бұрын
Coal is a better present anyway. You can use it for heating or to make electricity. So, coal is actually useful. Try heating or making electricity with toys. Oh, wait, that's right, you can't.
@binhvan4893
Жыл бұрын
@@hamsterama or he got kidnapped by santa and then sold to the coal mines 💀
@hamsterama
Жыл бұрын
@@binhvan4893 I don't think he got kidnapped by Santa. Santa doesn't allow his prisoners to have cellphones or access to the internet.
@Cucumber01
Жыл бұрын
@@hamsterama Why does this sound like you have experience with this?
i have one of your YSAC mugs. had a therapy appointment on tuesday via zoom, went to take a sip, and my therapist burst into giggles at the 'you suck at cooking' text printed on it (and then laughed harder when i turned it round to show her the gently weeping face on the other side). thanks for making my therapist laugh. despite my best efforts, i can usually only elicit an uncomfortable yet compassionate expression from her. merry christmas, king!
@thebirdofhermesk5874
Жыл бұрын
Where can you get the ysac mugs i looked iz up but only found his cookbook
@rosepeaceful
Жыл бұрын
@@thebirdofhermesk5874 i bought it a couple of years ago now - i also just tried looking it up but it appears the only thing available to purchase is the cookbook (which i would highly recommend). it seems no other merch is being sold at the moment :(
@PotatosPotatoes
Жыл бұрын
I bought the Pepper Pepper Pepper shirt when it was available. I made the mistake of wearing it while cleaning and splattered it with bleach. It now looks like Salt and Pepper Pepper Pepper, but I love it anyway.
@thebirdofhermesk5874
Жыл бұрын
@@rosepeaceful thanks anyway
@dgrentz7635
Жыл бұрын
I got the Good Bye Everybody by Pimblokto mug before it went off the shelves, one of my favorite mugs to this day. I read his cookbook but I need to buy it
I thought this might be fun to make for my mum, but it looks too difficult so I think I'll just buy some
@mikejugo8354
Жыл бұрын
whats too hard about frothing an egg, heating some sugar honey and a little bit of water then mix them up 💀
@rachelle10
Жыл бұрын
@@mikejugo8354 I don't have an electric mixer
@mikejugo8354
Жыл бұрын
@@rachelle10 oh understandable sorry i didnt think about how much of a pain it would be to do it manually my bad
@WillChil466
Жыл бұрын
Get her q box of ***Pot a Golds. 3 kinda now. The Turtles are great . Sm.but so good . And cheap.
@WillChil466
Жыл бұрын
@@rachelle10 Ise q wire whisk which works if u work .
I hate nougat but I’m still so excited about this video. Bandaid aloe is beautiful.
Your book is incredible.
@yousuckatcooking
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@shivers47
Жыл бұрын
Also inedible...
@user-wr2lq8nm6d
Жыл бұрын
@@shivers47 you did not have to do him like that
@someguy315
Жыл бұрын
@@user-wr2lq8nm6d No no the book is infact inedible
@justwatching5188
Жыл бұрын
@@shivers47 You can grow your own food with it if you use it for compost
Much truth in that song in the end. Remember, kids, no matter how much someone is hurting you, adults will never want to hear you complain about it.
I recommend putting a sheet of edible paper at the top and bottom of the nougat slab when it's still soft, to prevent it from sticking to surfaces which include but are not limited to: the table, the plate, your fingers, your uncle's fingers, your little brother's mouth, the old dusty book you're gonna serve it on because all your nice plates are dirty and you're not a provident person so you didn't wash them.
@karotts
Жыл бұрын
So that's why it's usually covered in chocolate! You're so smart.
@peterdefrankrijker
Жыл бұрын
Can you service my lawnmower?
YSAC videos are the only christmas present I need
@timothyvanderschultzen9640
Жыл бұрын
That and alcohol and sex.
i will never make nougat in my life but it will not stop me from watching the entire video and then going back and binging all the other ones for the 5th time
@King.K.Kingston
Жыл бұрын
TWO DAYS AGO FOUR LIKES NO REPLYS YOU ARE A HUGE INSPIRATION MAN!
The song at the end is the most realistic Christmas song I’ve ever heard
bandaid aloe is by far the best Christmas vegetal organism
@watrgrl2
6 ай бұрын
Be careful how you say that sentence. You definitely don’t want to say it fast ten times because it becomes a NC-17 rated sentence.
Ah yes, Santa... the ultimate gaslighter.
This is so so so so so so good I love making homemade nougat with pistachios and candy cane fudge. A note: if you put a damp towel around the bottom of your bowl it won't move when mixing, wether with a mixer or a spoon, whatever!
@yousuckatcooking
Жыл бұрын
That's an excellent tip.
Been a while since I checked in, but you were pretty much the reason I got into cooking for fun as well as for the boring nutritional stuff. Hope your next year's a good one, man.
@yousuckatcooking
Жыл бұрын
That's awesome. Hope you have a great year too!
Even if I'm not good at cooking, these videos always lift my mood during the day. Thank you and Happy Christmas.
Watching someone make caramel really solidifies just HOW MUCH SUGAR is in candy. It's insane.
@WillChil466
Жыл бұрын
It is. Home made cookies w sugar halved; s much better for u. No frosting. A bit of jam or apples in q gob makes sweet enuf cookies. Accept today! We need 🕐 Christmas cookies! Avoid stores today. Crowds will giv u the flu. Also at return time..wait a week. Qvoid crowds, make life easier for store and UPS personnel. Happy N.Y. kids.
@LittleIcarus
Жыл бұрын
@@WillChil466 you okay??
@elithurofficial
Жыл бұрын
@@WillChil466 drugs, don't do them often. :D
Few things brighten my day more than a new YSAC video
You know I’m curious that, if it’s true that he has a family and all, I wonder what they’re thinking when they see their dad doing all this weird stuff like sticking plates and cups to the wall.
@yousuckatcooking
Жыл бұрын
They’re thinking: oh man that’s gonna be the most difficult thing we've had to clean up yet
@megan5867
Жыл бұрын
@@yousuckatcookingthat's all I was thinking about when I saw it. Totally tracks.
@WillChil466
Жыл бұрын
I do believe he is still at the kid stage of family. Not one of his own as yet
Your video, music and colorful narrative put a smile on my face during this stressful holiday period. Just the detox I needed. Thank you, Ysac 😊. I won't have the time to make this beautiful nougat but it won't matter. Your video just made my heart feel lighter and that's all that matters.
Merry Christmas, YSAC. You make my day better every time. Thankful this holiday season for you.
the fact that he decorated an aloe plant with chickpeas, carrots, and bandaids just for 3 seperate jokes is the meaning of dedication
The amount of work you put into this channel is inspiring.
I tried the chocolate buying method. Turned out very delicious. Looking forward to this year's family drama.
I just wanna say, as a trained chef I truly enjoy and look forward to your videos. You never fail to crack me up. Thank you for all the time and effort you put in.
looking through all my subscriptions that have been here since middle school, im 21 now and am happy to see ur still posting i loved ur videos and am now shedding a tear
Man how I wish you could make more videos. These bring me pure joy
I love your videos, and this one is one of my favorites! Thank you for brightening up our day with your wisdom and humor. Have a wonderful Christmas (if appropriate) or whatever.
Love that you added your singing at the end again! I've missed your wacky little songs so much :D What a treat.
Always funny. How he keeps coming up with original ideas is amazing.
Can’t even pick a favourite line from this one because there are so many. I love your cooking/baking show, YSAC!
@WillChil466
Жыл бұрын
Yellow dart frog got to most of us
@theladyamalthea
Жыл бұрын
@@WillChil466 As a dart frog fan, I quite enjoyed that one!
"Life is to short to measure your nuts" That hit hard ngl
Thank you for this special holiday musical extravaganza episode. It totally doesn't suck!
The aloe tree was really clever. I may do that next year
@yousuckatcooking
Жыл бұрын
Oh sorry the Christmas Aloe™ just came through so you won't be able to
Great song! Love the tree decorating and the recipe sounds good 👍 always excited to see what you do man
Love what you're doing.
I'm a little obsessed with nougat, so thanks for this. Hope you're having a wonderful holiday season so far.
Saying that bridging santa and rabbits is like life and death incinuates that santa is an omen of death and frankly i’m here for it
@megan5867
Жыл бұрын
Considering what each holiday represents, I'd have to say that the Easter Bunny is actually the omen of death 🤔
Happy holidays dude, thanks for all the smiles. Truly.
Heyyyy I made this as a present. She loved it and so did I. Thank you very much.
Turn your pan upside down, fold your paper on the outside, fold corners neatly, turn your pan over, drop your liner into the pan. TA DA!!! ❤️. Awesome video, love the plant decos and the song, fun!
Here's to a bit of colon binding this holiday season.... Cheers 🍻
uploads from this channel always make me happy
always love your videos
a song at the end is all I wanted for Christmas 😭😭 thank you ysac
This song needs to make it to the radio. It is my new favourite.
I needed that YSAC song in my life! I can now look forward to Christmas !
I'm convinced by now that you, my guy, are completely crazy. The best type of crazy, but still. Keep up the great work.
I made this today! I actually can’t believe how easy it was and how well it turned out!
Fantastic episode
Never failed to entertain me since 2016, merry holidays, guy!
Loving the return of the musical outro for this episode.
Really loved the song
I appreciate how you said “F the cooking man!” Yet you are the cooking man. Also, that nougat had impressive glue capabilities.
*"Life too short to measure your nuts"* What a quote, especially after November ended xD What a tasty glu- nougat!! The outro is never disappointing too!!
I like the commitment in these videos. Like the small amount of blood on band-aid aloe plant that probably didn't come from trying to cut the nougat.
The carefully guised seething resentment of nougat in this video is what the true spirit of Christmas is about.
Santa doesn't want you to Express your emotions 😂😂😂😂😂😂
FINALLY A SONG AS THE OUTRO AGAIN IM SO HAPPY
I enjoy the decorative Aloe plants tremendously
I think I just found the recipe I'll make for after the holidays. It's not quite a braise, but almost a glaze, and definitely not maize.
2:30 oh yeah, try tempering chocolate and then realizing you didn't have your mold ready with lustre dust so you have to color it real fast and now the chocolate is hardened, with the metal spoon still in it so you have to dig that out before you can microwave it to soften it again. So much fun. At least I know my chocolate was successfully in temper.
HURRAY for the return of the out-tune!!! Love your vids! Happy Holidays
This is the best Christmas gift I could’ve asked for
Making a joke about Christmas and Easter being life and death was actually so intelligent it fried my brain for a few minutes
We need a playlist of these songs
"Sugar-free hydrogenated oxygen" is my favorite new name for water.
Awesome video as usual. Merry 🎄
never heard a poison dart frog joke before but I'm here for it 😂
@WillChil466
Жыл бұрын
How does that happen? Do they spit a poison salad va? Ha! Funny type o. Saliva
Torrone! I grew up on this stuff, it's the best!
Happy Holidays YSAC! (Also- that end song has They Might Be Giants vibes, which is pretty cool)
Thanks for sharing this amazing recipe ❣️ I just ate half a bar of butter
A new episode of YSAC? It's like an early Christmas present!
All I want for Christmas is a YSAC album.
love the aloe fashion show, I think you can have a career as a very specific type of decorator
Thank you for not making me cry with another Pimblokto video.
Dude, you're hilarious! The molecular slower downer. The a lie "Christmas" trees. 🤣🤣 This is the 1st video of yours I've ever seen. Subscribed.
@WillChil466
Жыл бұрын
Oh do watch them all.
This guy’s humor is so perfect for this channel. 👍
@norfnorf3819
Жыл бұрын
it is his channel 🤔
@thegodofpez
Жыл бұрын
@@norfnorf3819 What a brilliant deduction! What would KZread do without such intelligent commenters as yourself? Man, thank you for all you do!!! The world NEEDS you!
@norfnorf3819
Жыл бұрын
@@thegodofpez it seems i struck a chord with TheGodOfPez, yeesh!
Right on time, I was looking for a recipe for wallpaper paste.
Dude I just had this type of nougat for the first time the other day, i’m irrationally excited to see this in my feed LOL
Run the knife under hot water before every several slices…Love your ridiculously funny cooking videos… 🥕
It's not Christmas until YSAC posts 🥰
How I've missed a classic YSAC end of video song 💕
Sugar Lava is dangerous 🔥 it's a Christmas Miracle you didn't burn yourself Hail Santa 🎅 🙌
Yay!!! The song is my favorite part 🎉 I've been missing them
That nougat is yummy! Happy holidays!
god the intro is beautiful
My all time favorite Xmas song!
There is no such thing as easy nougat, there is only nougat that is temporarily convenient.
YEEEEEES! new song!
Yum! Candy and a pretty Christmas song!!!
Best Christmas song of the year
The seasonally(?) decorated aloe is goals
Yo, that song at the end, best Christmas song of '22👌
My goodness, I haven't laugh this hard for awhile 🤣 love it!
I sure hope Pimblokto is spending the holidays with others and mixing up his own batch of nougat. No one can separate an egg like good ol' Pimblokto.
@AdamBittner
Жыл бұрын
I really miss Pimblokto
@WillChil466
Жыл бұрын
We all loved him. That was the idea. He was YSQCs alter ego.
Congrats on 3 million
YSAC cooking up a brand-new classic Christmas song, an all-time seasonal banger