*Seth is shooting up the school, killing 52 students, making it the second worst mass shooting in American history* James: ROLLERSKATE TIME

@Connor-jl9gq

5 жыл бұрын

not to nit pick but it would actualy be the WORST mass shooting in THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD

@bitchlasagna1503

5 жыл бұрын

IMAGINE IF SETH WAS WEARING ROLLERSKATES WHEN HE SHOT UP THE SCHOOL SJDBDD

@GriffinKneesock

5 жыл бұрын

Connor Actually it wouldn’t. That record belongs to the Norwegian Breivik if we are talking about a single shooter. In which he killed 77.

@Monique.Marceline

5 жыл бұрын

Connor the worst mass shooting in American history was the Las Vegas shooting that killed 59, and as mentioned above the worst in the world happened in Norway

@fangsabre

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta blade man.

Stones to Abigail sounds like the name of a terrible emo band

@eugheh6172

4 жыл бұрын

*Abbigale. Must not disrespect onisions broken wife or whatever.

@Neo_Geisha

4 жыл бұрын

Right? Lol

@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs

4 жыл бұрын

Almost as cringy as Hawthorne Heights

@nickwilliams6621

4 жыл бұрын

@@eugheh6172 LMFAO! That's savage. Love it.

@chrismorris6865

4 жыл бұрын

TBH I still don't understand the title. What does he mean by "Stones?" I don't recall there being any stones at all in the book.

Just a friendly reminder that the "barging in the significant other's classroom to make out in front of everyone" scene had already been done in another story: My immortal

@ichor2127

3 жыл бұрын

My Immortal is a work of pure art in comparison to Stones to Abbigale

@None-Trick_Pony

2 жыл бұрын

@@ichor2127 The name "My Immortal" is fitting because it will be alive forevermore. That's because it's not a work of pure art. It exceeds that. It's so brilliant that it is the Übermensch of literature. Calling incredible books like To Kill a Mockingbird Üntermensch when compared to My Immortal is beyond generous.

@errortryagainlater4240

2 жыл бұрын

@@None-Trick_Pony this is the only correct opinion about My Immortal and I will stand by it.

@MollymaukT

2 жыл бұрын

My Immortal is actually pretty great if you realize that it is an amazing documentation of pre-KZread (and pre-socialmedia) internet culture

@ryokiritani4187

2 жыл бұрын

Also recreated in sonic school

"If you can use anything apart from rape, don't use rape" is advice a lot of authors need to hear

@Michael97Moore

2 жыл бұрын

Onision once said women can't rape

@Texasp12

2 жыл бұрын

@@Michael97Moore that's in British law funny enough.

@Michael97Moore

2 жыл бұрын

@@Texasp12 seriously.

@katatonikbliss

Жыл бұрын

@@Texasp12 british law doesn't believe anyone except white males can rape so that's no surprise

@friendly-nemesis4754

Жыл бұрын

More pertinent advice would be "Find out what it is that you don't write about well... and then don't write about that thing." Specifying rape in this sentiment is gratuitous; nobody HAS to write a book about ANYTHING, so the option of not writing about rape is always there, so the logical conclusion of this injunction may as well be "NEVER write about rape." I see no reason why any subject matter, however grim, should be precluded as a literary theme. Any thoughts?

di-did he just burn down a school for an unironic punchline

@Aurakyuki

4 жыл бұрын

Uncreative Name Yes, yes he did.

@MrCaptainTea

4 жыл бұрын

Raine yes. Yes he am . ~Onision

@LetsSaboogi

4 жыл бұрын

I- oh my gosh he really did

@tpatrick7238

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking Nero, here

@cryogeneric9139

4 жыл бұрын

and that's how it ends! I guarantee, if it was a film (perish the thought) he would've stared into the camera saying that as the credits rolled

This book is a lot like a naked banana. It lacks appeal.

@lurkinlikeaboss

4 жыл бұрын

TheCrimsonIdol987 take my like you punny monster lol

@GameTavern2224

4 жыл бұрын

Okay thats actually a good one

@StellaStarfall

4 жыл бұрын

TheCrimsonIdol987 Fuck you, take the like and go.

@dawngrove7053

4 жыл бұрын

That was one of the greatest puns I ever heard

@nathanmaxon1

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he is... Uh... .. A banana

the mental picture of James _rollerskating_ into the school and then having to STOP and TAKE THEM OFF because there's too much blood on the floor is the funniest thing ever

@loturzelrestaurant

3 жыл бұрын

We need way more Slutshaming, tbh. I mean, nowadas, we legit have masses of people being convinced that theres absolutely nothing wrong and nothing 'telling' about sleeping around; which is of course utter nonsense and objectively wrong, but ok... Many people say it, so it must be right... or whatever... ...

@friedegg3732

3 жыл бұрын

@@loturzelrestaurant nigga wut

@SissypheanCatboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@loturzelrestaurant the fuck are you going on about lmao

@kylenielsen5083

2 жыл бұрын

@@loturzelrestaurant dude any statistics you pull about it ruining relationships or whatever or complicated by birth control, and there's a theorem that since women prefer men by scent and birth control can mess with a women's sense of smell, there's a thrum that birth control, rather than promiscuity, can cause poor relationships. I mean it's unproven, but it's something to look into.

@loturzelrestaurant

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylenielsen5083 Uhm... if you say so...

He tried to legally change his name to James Jackson. To recap, he tried to legally rename himself after his self insert And he named his daughter after said self insert’s love interest

@kedamono6282

3 жыл бұрын

The... W H A T ?

@shortgiraffe700

3 жыл бұрын

He did WHAT?

@LegacyKnight-zm6vz

3 жыл бұрын

WTF?!

@larsfrisk6658

2 жыл бұрын

Onision has a daughter?!

@ellicedarkblue2541

2 жыл бұрын

Ew Ew ew

Onision bragged-yes, bragged-that he hadn't read a book in fourteen years when he wrote Stones to Abbigale.

@AutumnSage98

5 жыл бұрын

Who brags about that? I don't read very much, in fact I wish I read more. Is it supposed to be impressive that he wrote a book? A book I assume he thought was "great", that he didn't read for fourteen years? That's... That's sad

@ingasparrow

5 жыл бұрын

@@AutumnSage98 I used to consider book reading a sign of intelligence, but not anymore. There's all sorts of intelligence that don't relate to that. Onision displays none of them and it shows.

@RibbonVintageGirl

5 жыл бұрын

My English Lit major heart shattered when I heard that...and the fact that his fans still adored him for that fact.

@jerrymccullough4565

5 жыл бұрын

It really shines in his work.

@epicjoyfulcreations4580

5 жыл бұрын

That...actually makes sense. Studies have shown that reading makes you a more empathetic person. My god, this explains so much!

"A loser in high school who never got over being a loser in high school". That describes Onion all over. To the point he's still trying to "date" high school girls.

@aggressivepianonoises813

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, how cuttingly accurate...

@RedVelvetBlackleather

4 жыл бұрын

Donna C Onion boy: if she breaths she’s good enough to breed.

@neroquin

4 жыл бұрын

Ew, isn't he like 30?

@kurestor1603

4 жыл бұрын

He never got over not living out his hero and romantic fantasies during high school, and failed to realize afterward that that's all they could of been. He knows that he peaked in high school, and also knows that his peak wasn't very high. And since that was the peak of his existence, he refuses to mature beyond that point. He is stuck in the mindset of a sophomore in high school, and he is allowed to maintain that mentality through the existence of the internet and the people on it. He lives out his high school romantic fantasies by doing what he does rating, looking at, and talking with his fans. They are mostly teenagers who are just like him: social outcasts at school, who live vicariously through his success online, and dedicate themselves to him because they see themselves in him. Edit: Now that I reread this, it sounds REALLY pretentious, but I spent like 5 minutes on the comment, so I'm leaving it here.

@HafthorBjornssonFan

4 жыл бұрын

@Lonely Pluto It's True.

“James is a better version of myself” I’m sorry, a BETTER VERSION????

@mrcephalopod

Жыл бұрын

A rare moment of self-reflection from Onion Man

@DrZuluGaming

Жыл бұрын

Well better times zero is still zero.

@royallynick

10 ай бұрын

Considering who he is as a man I can say that yes James would be a better man than onion boy

@cheyennetrumbos

10 ай бұрын

Could hardly be worse, to be fair.

@thequeenofcringe1585

9 ай бұрын

He says that the main character of his second book is the “darker” (note the use of darker instead of worse) version of himself and I’m entirely convinced that it’s because that character eats meat.

I feel like a book called “Stones to Abigail” could be a mystery novel about the protagonist being close with a girl named Abigail, and then she suddenly goes missing. The protagonist then receives some weird notes attached to rocks, and the notes give the protagonist hints on where Abigail is and how to find her(aka Stones leading to Abigail).

@royallynick

Жыл бұрын

Thats way too cool of a story for onision to write. But it does sound interesting! Id actually read something like that.

@KrimsonRogue

Жыл бұрын

I really like that idea. Sounds like it could be a vibrant story with the potential for some really dark twists, like The Lovely Bones or Bridge to Terabithia.

@phoebe2675

Жыл бұрын

@@KrimsonRogue Also, that weird puzzle thing to get abbigales phone number in the original can be used to show that they have an affinity for puzzles in this idea, so it sets up that they both like puzzles and maybe even lay the groundwork for any future puzzles

@frootsnacc6790

Жыл бұрын

In my head I just came up with a possible mini arc for this hypothetical rewrite: James goes to Abbi’s father when the notes reveal to him about his abusive nature, and his wife who apparently abandoned him and his daughter. James decides to interrogate her father, who is still like this hateful drunkard, but we soon learn that Abbi’s mom never left. She was an alcoholic like her father, only she had unfortunately died thanks to her addiction. He did his best to have the funeral pass under the noses of anyone else involved in her life, and twisted a lie that she ran way, because he was aware they were addicts, and didn’t want the last memory her friends and family to have be that she was an alcoholic. And it has a sorta chilling line like, “Ya see James, Abbi couldn’t have left to find her mom...because she really didn’t go that far,” implying she’s buried in the local cemetery

@phuongthaotrinh6390

Жыл бұрын

when i heard about this title it first reminds me of a rock grave Abigail is already dead but her death is violent and mysterious ( probaly cause by a serial killer that on the loose and the police fail to catch). MC is someone close to Abigail and try to solve her death and revenge the killers. Each piece he able to solve is like a stone set to build her grave and let her soul and himself really rest in piece.

Nihilistic Cringe would be a good name for a band

@Invisiblelad

5 жыл бұрын

Nihilistic Cringe is the folk punk band your ex made after you got in a fight because of his dislike your hobby (knitting)

@tintinismybelgian

5 жыл бұрын

As an early/pre-nihilist, Kierkegaard had pretty good writing.

@jamesrolfe9747

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds better as a sub reddit

@RobynReanimates

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesrolfe9747 That's amazing and I agree fully

@TerranceDaBuddha

5 жыл бұрын

@@tintinismybelgian He wasn't really a nihilist

Is it bad that I love how the internet gangbang hates Onision? Mainly because he deserves it

@DavidRodriguez-zp3ib

5 жыл бұрын

Ur just jEAlouS ThAt hE HAs aLL thE FaCts!

@MinhNguyen-ix9uo

5 жыл бұрын

I love watching Onision fail.

@RockZombieIAm

5 жыл бұрын

Same. The fact that he deserves it makes it much more satisfying. He also loves to act like he's above it all, and everyone that talks about him is obsessed with him. He doesn't take any criticism and just rants about it so its even better.

@cai3886

5 жыл бұрын

Completely off topic but you’re so pretty! 😋

@sugarveins

5 жыл бұрын

Not at all. because he deserves it.

Crazy how everyone who has reviewed Onision's books is super attractive.

@KrimsonRogue

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the ego boost. XD

@chloechen2185

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. I agree. I agree. :)

@Xehanort10

2 жыл бұрын

That's probably another reason why he hates them.

@katatonikbliss

Жыл бұрын

strange aeons for sure, and krimsonrogue is cute, but that one british guy (i think?) was meh... 6/10 at best

@bisexualblueberry

Жыл бұрын

Is this just a reunion of bisexuals

As someone who was actually accused of and interrogated as a "possible threat to the school" for liking a song- saying "I wish everyone would disappear" is 100% something a teacher would report you for. (The song was The Balled Of Sarah Berry from 35mm, my teacher reported me for talking about the plot of it and not only was I interrogated, so we're the kids who sat near me)

@amaiodayaka8926

Жыл бұрын

I love that song SO much. It’s brutal, but the fact that it could happen irl is even more terrifying. The fact that so many people died over a dumb little school contest basically, that don’t even do anything in a long run, is actually very interesting. I’m pretty sure it’s about just how much the person can be pushed to literal murder, purely in attempt to be this “perfect” person. THE prom queen. Anyway, I could talk about this song for a while, it’s so good

@Melissa-zh3zl

10 ай бұрын

I was threatened with potential expulsion in high school because someone I knew anonymously said people jamming up the hallways while everyone else is trying to get to class makes them murderous. Like, typical and definitely not actually threatening high schooler talk. So I got in trouble because the comment was on a website I helped run that was critical of the school administration and I potentially knew who posted it (I did in fact know, but the administration wasn’t aware that I knew). Really, I’m pretty sure it was just an excuse to shut down dissent because the website made the admin’s shady actions publicly available

@corahtheskeleton8062

9 ай бұрын

True, on my last year of high school I was accused of being a shooter threat and had my locker checked for... doing a presentation condemning gun violence in schools... High school teachers are just so so dumb sometimes

@buttonstheturtle1843

9 ай бұрын

@nathannightmare1604 what??

@arandomtoad480

7 ай бұрын

​@corahtheskeleton8062 "gun violence in Schools is bad." "Omg, you're a school shooter!"

i'm sorry but i haven't thought of something funnier than "man roller skates into school to stop a mass shooting, but the floors are too sticky, so he takes them off and continues" in a VERY long time

@mojoforthewin3069

5 жыл бұрын

*Heelies through door* “I’ll save you, Milady!”

@grungecrunge

5 жыл бұрын

I looked at the comments just to see if someone noticed this. I'm not disappointed

@Nerobyrne

5 жыл бұрын

@@mojoforthewin3069 oh god the image of a trench coat wearing fat man with an MLP shirt riding heelies is way too much!

@MrSuperbeast92

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nerobyrne 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@lelice01

5 жыл бұрын

@@grungecrunge dont forget the fedora

"He doesn't do anything significant for the rest of the book. I mean he dies at one point" is arguably the greatest quote i have ever heard.

@Blinkersub

5 жыл бұрын

Thats me in life lmao

@saint.jerome

5 жыл бұрын

kiyoushu fuck I just found my yearbook quote honestly lmao

@adeer87

5 жыл бұрын

Basically me.

@sefsprite

5 жыл бұрын

kiyoushu if I was a book character that would be on my Wikipedia page

@jackthenotsnack7681

5 жыл бұрын

I want that qoute on a shirt

Onionsan has done the world a great dead with his books. He's given countless writers the confidence to publish their own work by setting the bar infinitely low.

@badger6728

3 жыл бұрын

A great dead? I suppose he does make one die inside.

@carolyns4519

2 жыл бұрын

I know you meant to say "deed" but "dead" is so fitting with him lmao, please never correct this comment

@scribesorcerer4967

2 жыл бұрын

@@carolyns4519 Agreed.

@floskywalker6220

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately his books are so bad using them as junk journal fodder would be giving them too much attention

@ewwstraightppllol

Жыл бұрын

​@@badger6728 32d 39:03 èr

The letter James sent to Abbi reminds me of the anti cyber bullying PSA my school forced my class to watch where a guy gives a love letter to a girl and she sends it to her friend, who then posts it online, but the letter was so creepily detailed and stalkerish (I don’t remember the whole thing but apart of it was like “I’ve sat behind you for years, when you walk through the halls I feel faint”) that when the PSA was done my entire class was like “he deserved it”

@librasuperstar3779

3 жыл бұрын

@Babba Yaaga that’s not what the teacher made it seem like

@eldron29-a54

2 жыл бұрын

Do not tell another people if a creepy guy stalks you, it's bullying? Just insane.

@m72860

2 жыл бұрын

How did the teacher react?

@bisexualblueberry

7 ай бұрын

HUNTER PFP SPOTTED

@alexjewett7455

5 ай бұрын

Why did your teacher think that was a good psa to show? There are probably better ones out there.

A kid rollerskating into a school shooting and taking off the rollerskates because there's blood on the floor sounds like a really funny 4chan comic strip

@terrrario1014

5 жыл бұрын

Did he also wear his rollerskates while on the Bus? That must have been looking interesting, seeing him getting off the Bus with rollerskates on.

@katmchenry

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like something out of a green text story.

@MadeOfConfusion

5 жыл бұрын

>be James >be epic sk8r boi >Roller skates onto the bus >Is the coolest dude but everyone hates me >be angery >Realize school is being shot up >gottagofast.gif >Mfw my epic skates can't go through the blood >Sk8r boi life ruined

@dodojesus4529

5 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Pitts why only into a Coma, punch him until there's just Marmelade left

@antthegord9411

3 жыл бұрын

@@MadeOfConfusion u forgot everyone clapped

"But, UNLIKE the school shooting, this actually has an effect on James," Excuse me wHAT-

@sondor4375

5 жыл бұрын

WAiT A FUcKInG MinUTe

@fanimeproductionst.v.3735

5 жыл бұрын

@@sondor4375 What ThE fuCk HaVe YoU brOuGhT UpoN thIs CurSeD LaNd?

"I was kind of a loser in highschool and *I* wanna beat this guy up" As a girl who is currently kind of a loser in highschool, I concur.

@niemehrcdu380

2 жыл бұрын

Hope your better today.

@usrnewxnew5227

2 жыл бұрын

bruh hope you're alright, school can be hell

@justsomerandompersononthei1773

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow highschool girlfailure, Greg- Sorry, James is absolutely the kinda guy I would've kicked under my desk. Hope you're doing okay.

@thequeenofcringe1585

Жыл бұрын

I was bullied in middle school and I would still kick the shit out of him

@Nixahma

Жыл бұрын

I feel like no matter how much of a loser you are or aren't, everyone has a moderate desire to beat this guy up

I'm half-convinced that Onision was a science experiment to create the most socially radioactive human being on the planet.

what's up i'm greg, im like 40, and i never learned how to write (edit: every time someone likes this comment I lose a day off of my life)

@sondor4375

5 жыл бұрын

I uNDerStoOd tHat RefeReNCE

@ZENGHAKTIV

5 жыл бұрын

Is that from vine? Lol XD

@bequemm

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo

@enriquecabrera2137

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZENGHAKTIV its the "hi im steve , im 16 and i never learned how to read" vine

@LK-xk4nh

5 жыл бұрын

@@enriquecabrera2137 It's actually "Hi I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never learned how to read"

Those colour coded tabs took you from "I'll bring your daughter home by 8" to " I'm your daddy now"

@jongreenleaf1000

5 жыл бұрын

Think you had enough internet for a few decades

@mommawolf6932

5 жыл бұрын

@@jongreenleaf1000 I've had enough internet for a life time but I'm not complaining (:

@bh7969

5 жыл бұрын

I'm half way through the video and i really hope this is hyperbole

@mommawolf6932

5 жыл бұрын

🙄

@CarlsCozyCorner

5 жыл бұрын

@@bh7969 No He was being completely and utterly serious There was not one bit of hyperbolic humor in that line. 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

There’s nothing wrong with having an protagonist with a superiority complex and more than a chip on his shoulder. Flawed characters are interesting characters. However, if their flaws aren’t treated as such or they down change then you have a shitty self insert at best. All of Gregs protagonists are like if Peter Parker was bitten by the spider but never lost uncle ben and never learned that important lesson of responsibility, just abusing his power to take what he wants.

@k.morningstar7983

2 жыл бұрын

imagine *The Big Lebowski* from Walter's perspective and told straight faced

Him having a tantrum when Abby confessed what she said is one of the few things in the book that seemed real. The actual Onision is a complete sociopath who lacks any form of empathy, sympathy, and remorse, so he probably would react like that. Especially considering how abusive he is to those in a relationship with him.

Greg is in his 30s, his target /main audience are girls 14 and under and he's writing teenage sex scenes. I'm not saying anything but draw from that what you will taking into consideration his "alleged" past.

@FG-hp1lm

5 жыл бұрын

I knew something felt off... I now understand why the thought made me uncomfortable... Yikes...

@grungemudd

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao yeah. The dude basically groomed a 14 y/o named Sarah

@missanthropy6060

5 жыл бұрын

reconsider this including the underage sex scenes he writes between his 11/12 year old self insert with his 16 year old sister in the third book... greg is a little fucked up to say the least

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks

5 жыл бұрын

Suck Me Greg is a gross and weird dude. However, a lot of YA authors are in their 30s and are writing some sex scenes for kids with kids.... (kids meaning teenagers)

@theteethburglar4716

4 жыл бұрын

Remember this guy has a kid.

"He took his rollerskates off because the floors are sticky with blood." You could have made the entire review about that one line, and we would have gotten the whole picture.

@sambibambi5409

5 жыл бұрын

i paused for a second, letting the surrounding smells enter my receptors. my senses were heightened, pristine, cutting the air like a blade. i begun to remove the heely from my left foot; my whole being... whimpering, shaking, letting my toesies kiss the atmosphere, almost like an awakening, or a nightmare. i was already fighting back a violent orgasm as i moved onto the right foot heely, wrapped around my member, choking me like an erotic death serpent. the sin milk spilled from my third eye as i slowly slipped out of the shoe that was now blinking it's neon led lights passionately, as if to say, "thank you gre... jim... James. for our time together." i shed a single tear as i left the sweet lullabies of my rolling shoesy-shoes further and further behind. now wasnt the time to cry. now was the time to run up and watch a big buff man punch someone in the face and get jacked off by Obama

@sambibambi5409

5 жыл бұрын

im so sorry everyone

@TheBournPL

5 жыл бұрын

@@sambibambi5409 what have you done :'(

@wastebin996

5 жыл бұрын

@@sambibambi5409 what the hell, it’s like a copypasta but it isn’t copied from anywhere…

@sambibambi5409

5 жыл бұрын

Wastebin direct paste from my heart...

The worst part about the firearm misclassification is that Greg was in the military

@WillieManga

7 ай бұрын

"You had one job!"

@DonVigaDeFierro

4 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he dropped out of basic training. He was in the military as much as I was in the Red Cross by taking a first aid course in high school.

@thisissparta789789

2 ай бұрын

@@DonVigaDeFierroSadly no, he did three years in the USAF

The worst part is that Abbigale was a real person and this is Onision writing a fantasy about her.

@acatcalledthunderstar791

10 ай бұрын

It's even worse that IRL they never even dated, she turned him down and they had no relationship and apparently he can't let that go

When your book handles mental issues, abuse, and bullying worse than 13 reasons why, You screwed up.

@zarraelliott4159

5 жыл бұрын

:0 XD

@misery8264

5 жыл бұрын

We get a third season.....

@Darkcyndermaya

5 жыл бұрын

The 13 reasons why book is way better. Screw the Netflix version.

@misery8264

5 жыл бұрын

Please tell me where the book was better than the series? It literally hits all the same points and gave twelve year old me some awful ideas about suicide.

@Darkcyndermaya

5 жыл бұрын

@@misery8264 I'm just saying that the series on Netflix is a shit show. Can't I just express that I'd rather read the terrible book than watch the even worse show about a teen who was abused by the people she called her peers but then discovered everyone was just trying to use her?

As a writer, this was really helpful because it's a guide on how not to write on basically every level. I feel illuminated.

@ksprdotexe

5 жыл бұрын

I submitted myself to reading that abuse of English literature just so I could see what not to write. thank god my writing wasn't that bad ^^;;

@nootnewt9323

5 жыл бұрын

If you ever need to feel better here’s two more terrible titles: “Empress Theresa” and “Handbook for Mortals” both are godawful. Enjoy :)

@milomilo55

5 жыл бұрын

@@nootnewt9323 Omg..... _Handbook for Mortals_ is so embarrassingly bad, and this coming from someone who hunts down Grade B movies, loved _The Room_ and _Reefer Madness_ and can never read enough bad science fiction! I'm gonna have to give _Empress Theresa_ a try lol.

@whatteamwildcats4033

5 жыл бұрын

Also one that's partially charming and really bad go for Insanity: a Jeff the killer fanfiction

@milomilo55

5 жыл бұрын

@@whatteamwildcats4033 Ok...just googled that, re: Jeff the killer, and it looks like it might be on par with Handbook for Mortals and what's a few imploding brain cells, right? I think I'll give that one a try as well. Thnx for the suggestion.

To be fair, I’d say the school guidance counselor character is actually pretty realistic - one time I had to miss school for a week because I had to go to a mental hospital bc I tried to kill myself and when I came back to school I learned that my school counselor had told a bunch of kids’ parents where I was and by the time I came back other kids were making fun of me for having to be hospitalized 😭

@KolchaksGhost

Жыл бұрын

That’s terrible, but not exactly the same

@chainsawtotheheart

Жыл бұрын

Oof, major HIPPA violation on the counselor's part. Could probably sue them for that.

@goosegas2087

Жыл бұрын

It still isn't really realistic. Not denying your experience, but how many councilors are being gossiping assholes or beating up school kids for being raped? Not a whole lot, I'd imagine. It's one of those things where it could happen, but it's still contrived and it's practically cartoon villain behavior.

@sweethysteria8737

8 ай бұрын

I’m very sorry about that, but don’t do all school counselors like that, Mine saved my life back in sixth grade so 🤷🏾

@None-Trick_Pony

4 ай бұрын

My high school guidance counselor was one of the most uncaring and unsympathetic faculty I'd ever dealt with in school. Probably second only to some of my gym teachers. I'd refuse to see her-the mark of a good counselor, of course. Pretty much everybody assigned to her felt the same way. It's baffling how these people get these jobs. While your experience is far, _far_ worse than anything I went through, it's depressingly unsurprising to me.

44:48 I performed music for the FLOTUS when she made a campaign appearance at my university back in 2016. Secret Service was there 48 hours in advance and locked down the sports arena. We couldn't bring our instruments with us on the same day but instead had to check them in and leave them with the Secret Service 24 hours before the event started. The ONLY things students (including us) were allowed to bring to the event were our wallets and our cellphones (both of which were checked again upon entry). And of course, there was the general rule of thumb that for every Secret Service Agent and canine we could see, there were three that we couldn't. TL;DR The President and the First Lady don't just "go" places.

@asrieldreemurr1988

2 жыл бұрын

What’s flotus

@AvengerAtIlipa

2 жыл бұрын

@@asrieldreemurr1988 First Lady of the United States

@Ryu1ify

Жыл бұрын

For real, does Greg think it's the 19th century

The protagonist never refers to anyone as a person because Greg is a narcissistic sociopath. He doesn't view other people as actual people. Every other character in the book is either an obstacle, tool, or object of sexual desire.

@allyportman8009

4 жыл бұрын

Though, that would make an interesting antagonist worldview.

@joshkaid

4 жыл бұрын

What's bizarre is that, if the book were INTENTIONALLY written from that perspective, it would've been WAY better.

@punchyboi6915

4 жыл бұрын

@@allyportman8009 hold on you just made the character better

@tafua_a

4 жыл бұрын

I love how either Greg or his self insert characters routinely do every single thing they hate other people doing.

@jtallen6406

4 жыл бұрын

If you look at his response to Strange ÆONs review of Stones to Abigail with this mindset, it makes a lot more sense. It actually really explains his attempts to demonize her with the whole “dead friend” thing, when really, he was just getting pissy over the fact that someone dared to mock his writing.

Oh my god Obama was literally there and then everybody clapped for Greg

@pennyw2226

3 жыл бұрын

“Yeah Obama totally came to my school” “And everybody cla-“ “EVERYBODY CLAPPED”

@MyahCat824

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't even do anything loll just looked for the girl xD

@bongosmcdongos4190

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks greg

@anemone7005

3 жыл бұрын

Yay for Greg- I mean James! And then all the girls in the school walked up to Greg- I mean James, and then they all asked him if he could rate their appearances out of 10. And then all the 10s had sex with Greg- I mean James

@TheElectricCheeseProductions22

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldnt clap for either of them

It’s a shame because “stones for Abigail” would be a pretty sick band name. Too bad it was taken by captain onion man.

Onision roller skating into school but having to take them off because there's too much blood is incredibly grotesque, horrifying, but mainly hilarious.

I love how Onision got all heated about Aeons criticizing the annoying best friend character he wrote because he's supposedly an homage to his real-life dead friend, and yet in the book he's just killed on a freeway. Some homage, huh?

@QJ89

4 жыл бұрын

"... He screamed back 'Oakie Dokie, Captain Derp!'" Poor choice of words. Please stop Screaming.

@selestielwolf7949

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe his friend died exactly like that? Still a shitty homage whether that theory is true or not

@dirkjehovah4731

4 жыл бұрын

@@selestielwolf7949 if I remember correctly, his friend died on a mission trip. He may have been hit by a car, but I'm not certain. Still, it is an incredibly bad homage, and using that as an argument against criticism is ridiculous.

@NateVHVT

4 жыл бұрын

Onision using manipulation to avoid criticism? Shocker.

@cashthecurator666

4 жыл бұрын

@@QJ89 Wait, was that shitty line actually in the fucking book?

This books sounds like it was written by the entirety of r/incel

@meowtherainbowx4163

5 жыл бұрын

At first, I was tempted to disagree, but I think I get it. The main character, like an average incel, simultaneously loathes himself and blames society for all his shortcomings.

@Alex-gw5et

5 жыл бұрын

That’s not even a real subreddit

@starbars96

5 жыл бұрын

@@seuvoro670 he is a cucc a very self righteous one

@DraconicScribe

5 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-gw5et it was, I believe reddit had to take it down because it was promoting hate speech (like actual hate speech, not Tumblr hate speech interpretation)

@Alex-gw5et

5 жыл бұрын

spyro2060 LAJ you’re probably thinking of r/braincel

It's funny, how he made fun of people who cut themselves and here he's sexualizes someone who does it.

@zawrator4457

Жыл бұрын

Yea because he sees women with mental illnesses as prey to stalk: if you go through his relationship history, he makes a point out of specifically selecting for women with mental issues.

@doctorgrubious7725

11 ай бұрын

@@zawrator4457y’know it’s extremely crazy how many times people say “don’t judge a book by it’s cover”, and yet here we are, a dude who looked and talked like a creep, is a creep

The part when James is beating the shit out of a bunch of jocks is hilarious because at one point, someone claiming to be one of Onion’s classmates recalled a story of how he decided to piss off a group of emo kids who then beat the fuck out of him. I imagine that was a pretty common occurrence, knowing Onision’s personality.

@umairashraf5167

5 ай бұрын

Yeah that unironically sounds like something that would happen

Me: *insecure about my writing* Stones to Abbigale: *exsists* Me: I am the God of literature and you shall bow to me.

@thedoorman6940

5 жыл бұрын

Amen *bows*

@softcrab3361

5 жыл бұрын

"All hail our new writing god!"

@garretwoeller7669

5 жыл бұрын

What kind of artists doesn't feel insecure about their art being bad

@chechiegaming7627

5 жыл бұрын

I’m insecure about my drawings but damn I know this is a book and all but it was so bad it assured me I was at least good at what I do

@dontaejones7419

5 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't base your self-worth or the quality of your work/craft on belittling someone elses or the person who made it. But this is Onision and what he wrote should be a sin. So I'll allow it... 😂🤣

I flew through the nondescript halls on my Heelys through a sticky sea of blood. There was no time to put on my knee and elbow pads as Abbi's life was maybe, possibly on the line. I arrived at the cafeteria to see carnage. There were body parts everywhere and I could hear the sounds of the crazed monkeys that escaped from the Zoo getting ever closer; there was no time to waste. So I wasted time, and decided to watch my teacher almost get shot, the raging, sociopathic, hate-boner growing in my Jeggings. Mrs. Stanley screamed at him again, "You are an embarrassment! A disgrace! How dare you, you scum!?" Upon hearing her verbal condemnation without hesitation, I watched her increased perspiration and agitation turn to desperation, as she saw his perturbation; she couldn't see the differentiation of her irrationalization within this provocation that would lead to her life's discontinuation, or at least result in hospitalization. I stood by to watch this altercation on a distant table, the elevation giving a better acclimatization for the coming domination that filled me with jubilation. Seth whipped his MP5-N toward her like a sword being unsheathed, time again felt like it had drastically slowed as his weakened arm struggled to steady his aim. Anyway, Jason at this point runs in and beats Seth into a coma and stares intimidatingly at the aforementioned, unrelated monkeys and they decide to leave calmly, giving a polite, synchronized bow before exiting. All in all, I can definitely say that it was a pretty eventful Tuesday.

@KrimsonRogue

5 жыл бұрын

That was amazing! XD

@jadedragon6222

5 жыл бұрын

My favorite comment ever. Hilarious!

@Light-fi1mj

4 жыл бұрын

Zack Benedict that was the most “ations” I’ve seen used in the same couple sentences.

@xenngu3424

4 жыл бұрын

OMG if that's actually how the book was written I would read it!

@thesleepydot

4 жыл бұрын

Zack Benedict this is a masterpiece 😂😂😂

"[T]he speed at which she attaches [etc...] suggest prior sexual abuse"-- good for you for knowing that BPD etc. are trauma disorders. It's amazing how few people see any connection between early trauma and lasting behaviors / personality traits / etc.

@doeeyed7498

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and victims are often shamed (you "wh0re") or left alone and the cycle of abuse goes on. It is easy for a group to mock vulnerable people- especially when they are isolated and don't speak up due to severe trauma, guilt and shame.

@gracekim25

2 жыл бұрын

It’s also worrying when people interpret this as love

@lmrpirate5273

2 жыл бұрын

Partly blame the people that lie about having those sorts of disorders, or at least use those disorders as sympathy romps and for exploiting other people. It really is a vicious cycle because both sides suffer because of people like them. The latter lose their empathy (and likely other things like cash) to con artists who prey upon them, and the people who actually have disorders and aren't entitled end up being pushed away because of it. Then we try to spread awareness, but we can't get enough of it right and hurt the cause. And then when we finally gain back empathy for those sorts of people, the con artists come right back to start the death spiral all over again, but worse each and every time. The only way this bullshit will end is it people like Onision are put in their proper place and aren't allowed to keep milking the public while driving the people they're impersonating to suicidal depression or homicidal rage.

@Anonymous-54545

2 жыл бұрын

@@gracekim25 on the flip side, it's not fair when people act like it means one can't love / their love is fake / etc (if you mean from the victim).

@kentknightofcaelin4537

8 ай бұрын

BPD can manifest in people without significant trauma, or with trauma unrelated to sexual abuse.

The idea that he drew upon "personal experience" is the most terrifying thing about the book.

Opinion/prediction: Onision isn’t going to react as strongly to your critique as he did to Strange Aeon’s because you’re a man. Not that he enjoys criticism from anyone, but he seems to get more upset by women’s critiques than men’s. Except Shane Dawson. Great video, btw.

@kaydwessie296

5 жыл бұрын

ergogrrl prediction: he’s gonna call Krim a pedophile

@tiryaclearsong421

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaydwessie296 Or a murderous, pro-gun loon.

@natsuki4021

5 жыл бұрын

Prediction: when he mentions the typos onision is just going to say "Oh YeAh? WeLl I wAs An EngLiSh MaJor!!"

@SP-bg8on

5 жыл бұрын

especially if he is attracted to the woman criticizing him.

@SP-bg8on

5 жыл бұрын

and also if she represents and reaches more effectively the age group of women he wants control over more that he does.

Idea: r/anythingbetterthanonision where everyone posts their writing with confidence, because the only requirement is that it must be better than these books.

@spacekitty6568

4 жыл бұрын

That would be really awesome

@Horvath_Gabor

4 жыл бұрын

That... would be a pretty low bar to clear. That said, I have actually read at least one actual book that was even less coherent than this one, and coincidentally it was also self-published. At least the author of that one had the excuse of being seventeen.

@proonv5513

3 жыл бұрын

9 months late but this is a great idea imo

@victoriabell1398

3 жыл бұрын

I would make a reddit account just for that

@Zaxerman2

3 жыл бұрын

@@proonv5513 nice to see this comment gaining traction again 😂

one of the greatest lines in literature "how can I turn that frown upside poopy poo poop" really thought out and is greatly symbolic for the entire story.

Well to be fair to the school administration, after the deadliest school shooting AND an ex-teacher burning the building down, in the same year, i would close the school too. Shit's haunted man

the abbi character portrays every teenage girlfriend onision ever had (and all his gf's were underage when he met them). broken emo girls who desperately look for a lead in their life and then find him to controll every aspect of it and belittle their broken soul and feed them to be even more sad, not fixing them

@sunchasericeserawings7166

5 жыл бұрын

They’re not emo and they’re not goth. They’re traumatized. People whom are abused often fall right back into another abuser’s wiles and charms.

@seigeengine

4 жыл бұрын

And that's why James is our hero. He's still kind of abusive, but he's obviously the good guy because he isn't "beat your pregnant girlfriend then shoot up her school when she dumps you" abusive.

@Snoogen11

4 жыл бұрын

@@TwoBs The feels when: you dump your boyfriend and he DOESN'T shoot up a school. It's like: did you even love me?! (sarcasm btw). Greg completely understands the nuances of adult relationships, he is a well rounded completely stable individual, with monk like discipline..... NOT.

"And Matthew doesn't do anything significant for the rest of the book ...He dies at one point"

@mathewricafrente5984

4 жыл бұрын

Story of my life

@YouW00t

4 жыл бұрын

@@mathewricafrente5984 Can relate. The dying part was specially terrible.

Hey Krim, you'll never see this, but I watched you all throughout my early and late teenaged years. You were like a cool nerdy older brother when I was struggling with depression and an addiction. Now I'm in a stable marriage with a little baby. Thanks for being there, buddy!! You kept me going.

@SoVidushi

Жыл бұрын

If that is you and your baby in your profile pic, y'all are beautiful

You can't have a "guns make school into a living hell" scenario *and* a "badass saves the school" scenario. If the main character can take out the shooter without *also* having a gun... then that suggests that anyone can take out a shooter without a gun (and just didn't because they weren't the main character). No: to drive home that guns should be controlled, you have to present them as *overwhelmingly unfair.* That, no matter how much of a badass a person is, they lose to *anyone* with a gun. Present an extremely fit sports star, with training in multiple forms of martial arts, and yet they're reduced to the status of "everyone else" when faced with a machine designed to inflict lethal damage at long range.

It didn't hit me, until you reached the 'poopy poo poop' line from Davis, that you - and others - actually had to go into this book blind and read things like that with your own two eyes. Thank you, and I am _so sorry_

@abigailmccarthy9982

3 жыл бұрын

I think everyone watching this video who hasn't done such a thing beforehand feel sorry for these people.

Don't apologise for the kitties making noise they're just running around because they're happy

@abigailmccarthy9982

3 жыл бұрын

Or just feeling the need to zoom around loudly.

@somethingotherthanmyrealname

3 жыл бұрын

Abigail McCarthy z O O m

@magicmon

3 жыл бұрын

I can not thumbs up. So here you go 👍

@randomaccount313

3 жыл бұрын

@@abigailmccarthy9982 the cats are zoomers lol

@reloadpsi

3 жыл бұрын

Apologise for not giving them enough screentime. Not allowing people to see your cats enough is a serious crime.

"The boy who nearly saved the day" That's the most left-handed compliment, which is made even funnier by the fact that the author probably didn't intend it that way. Addendum: "Like a muscle reflex" well his natural, automatic response kicked in, he might've started not to be the center of attention.

@k.morningstar7983

2 жыл бұрын

everything ends with "and everyone clapped", in spirit

1:02:59 - 1:03:23 -- I love the implication that Onision forgot the word "down", replaced it with "poopy poo poop", then forgot to change it later.

Abbie has a bad home life? Sounds like Mr. Struggle to me

@DJ-by9oe

5 жыл бұрын

Did you just

@blue-or7co

5 жыл бұрын

Oh dear God... Mr struggle... He shouldn't date her

@noticeable_difference7340

5 жыл бұрын

dude that’s sugar gay

@faith7718

5 жыл бұрын

As long as she's seeking insight from a godlier woman at church then she's totally dateable!

@amy-xh3rn

5 жыл бұрын

Dude you're being sugar gay right now

Does this count as self-harm?

@anotherhuman2542

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, a thousand times so

@radiatorbacon5239

5 жыл бұрын

Watching this video is 100000% considered a suicide note, use this as your goodbye to the world.

@alexaguilar5637

5 жыл бұрын

I hope so.

@codymckay3505

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@emilr8745

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it does

They didn't get "A"s, they got "passing grades". A passing grade is a "C". There should be tons of students that would be screaming about this demotion in their grade point average.

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

The USA is radicalizing Itself; please inform yourself and dont just limit yourself to Onion-Fun/Cringe-Science. Try Telltale Atheist.

@weneedaladder8384

8 ай бұрын

​@@slevinchannel7589I feel like I should be thankful I don't understand what your comment means.

"How can I turn that frown upside poopy poo poop?" That is the worst dialogue I've ever heard.

Krim...honey, it's not worth it.

@flamehazesflamegang3788

5 жыл бұрын

TheHeroOfTomorrow no it isn’t and hi are you gonna make another review soon? Love you’re work!

@gildartswinters4984

5 жыл бұрын

yeah it really isn't. He's gonna try anyways...bless em.

@TheHeroOfTomorrow

5 жыл бұрын

MCU Shue Well, I just put up a new one, so there’s that.

@gildartswinters4984

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheHeroOfTomorrow He's determined though.

@idongesitusen5764

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed, my friend. it makes first drafts look like Austen or O'Conner

Ok...but like....is NO ONE going to talk about why the hell he had rollerblades....at all...??? Wasn't he planning on going to school...??? Didn't he ride the bus...???? How did he even have room....????? I have a pretty decently sized backpack...all I can fit in there is books...maybe a waterbottle...(if I'm feeling determined) So how did he fit rollerblades in his backpack...??? Did he just not have any books in there...??? Did he have a part time job at Sonic....??? Why even write in a rollerblading scene.....????

@ahniandfriends123

5 жыл бұрын

*Plays Escape From The City in earrape*

@whydidannahavetokillsam1705

5 жыл бұрын

How did he get off the bus without falling?

@bthsr7113

5 жыл бұрын

Now I have this image of the idiot faceplanting out of the bus because he was trying to look cool with his rollerblades.

@chaoticcake390

5 жыл бұрын

Bthsr71 if that doesn’t sum up onision i don’t know what does XD

@Slipknotyk06

5 жыл бұрын

You can tie the roller blades to the exterior of the backpack.

49:01 "What if a younger person tries to read something like this, because they hate themselves and they want to hate reading" got me 😂

“Turn that frown poopy poop poop” I don’t even think that’s ironic humor, like when PewDiePie named his pig in Minecraft peepeepoopoo

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

The thing is, Pewdiepie is actually likable lol

I hate it when writers like onion use really formal language to sound smarter or edgier. "Inspire some acknowledgement of my existence" ???? who says that? like just say "I wanted her to notice me" or something geez

@lisasingslikeadyingmouse3580

5 жыл бұрын

Hi this comment is two months old but I'm just now watching these reviews But anyways that phrase sounds like something I'd use for a psychopathic character or for an angry character in the middle of an argument.

@crowdemon_archives

5 жыл бұрын

The only time I can find use for a sentence like that is when my character is for some reason a walking thesaurus. But even then, it's situational.

@sefsprite

5 жыл бұрын

hi hungry I'm rat I feel like that line would be a joke in every other book

@insanityspokentheluniticplayer

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao he sounds like a cheesy ass villain

@shadowbunny7892

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something I would say tbh

Casual reminder that Onision, a former military man, doesn’t know firearms.

@zhangjao6328

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think getting thrown out of basic for failing to carry 70 pounds counts as being a military man.

@angygremlin4423

3 жыл бұрын

@@zhangjao6328 I think he did get past basic, but had to drop out of SERE training because he refused to kill a rabbit. I think Angry Cops made a video about it. Onion did complain about carrying 70 pounds of gear too.

@justin2308

3 жыл бұрын

@@angygremlin4423 Wait, THAT was Onision. I never even realized when I watched Cops’ video. 🤣

@GameTavern2224

3 жыл бұрын

Airforce. Though I'd expect even the air force got some form of training with small arms.

@jt7442

3 жыл бұрын

@@zhangjao6328 no, he graduated Basic. As I understand it he served at least 3 years. He washed outta SERE school, which is a very intense training course. At any rate, he absolutely should have a reasonable grasp on weaponry and the use of. Furthermore, this mass shooting had 50 deaths and 4 injuries? That is so ridiculous. Generally speaking you'll have 4-5 wounded per dead. I haven't read this book nor do I know anything as about Onision but this particular comment thread caught my eye... I guess I'm just bored and lonely and trying to convince myself that I'm perfectly normal and know how to socialize. I'm totally normal, mom! I participated in a KZread discussion about deranged lunatic who wrote a really awful book! Yup. Totally normal person.

Normally I'm not really into long book reviews, but your delivery, observations, and explanations are excellent, informative, and entertaining. And, unlike Onion's book, you give a lot of personality and are rather relatable. :) Great job and well done! I am off to watch more of your videos!

@KrimsonRogue

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome! Glad to hear it. :D

Apparently he actually wrote an email like that to a girl irl. And she told him it was creepy and to never talk to her again.

First video of this guy I’ve seen, and I’ve learned three things: 1. Greg wrote a book 2. Greg wrote a bad book 3. Greg wrote more bad books

@excellent8105

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I have learnt after finding out about him yesterday, that and he has a You Tube channel.

@brittneybrisbin744

3 жыл бұрын

4. He absolutely hates when anyone critiques it.

@myquest666420

3 жыл бұрын

The more you learn about him, the more you’ll hate him.

@Jrez

3 жыл бұрын

Don't bother learning anything else, ignorance really is bliss in this case.

@kylebear8101

3 жыл бұрын

Jrezky agreed :(

"Seth found out that Abbie was pregnant, which resulted in him punching her stomach several times." Ngl I screamed at that part WTF

@grosebud4721

5 жыл бұрын

SayaKuro12 that’s so awful. One way to establish someone as an abusive jerk I guess, but it’s not like James is any better than Seth so it doesn’t really help anyway. Oops Greg!

@chaoticcake390

5 жыл бұрын

i thought that part was really unnecessary and frankly just too much. i don’t understand why abbi has to have every possible abusive thing happen to her so greg can ‘save’ her. and it’s really insensitive to anyone that has been unfortunate enough to have that happen to them. especially since that then leads the guidance councillor to believe abbi got an abortion and hate her for it, which is extremely unprofessional and unrealistic. much like anyone being unfortunate enough to have all of this happen to them before they’ve even graduated high school. using all of that trauma as a plot point to fulfil your own saviour fantasy is frankly sick

@razan8308

5 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticcake390 I don't like the shite story but everyone should write whatever they want since its fiction. If you read the warnings and still complain then I'm sorry for you. Stop policing fiction.

@TheAdrift

5 жыл бұрын

@@razan8308 that person isn't "policing fiction," they're just stating THEIR OPINION about how gross it is that a 30-year-old with a fetish for teen girls wrote a miscarriage subplot into a savior fantasy story. You realize that you're actually policing another person's opinion, right?

@razan8308

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheAdrift If you go by that; then you're policing MY opinion too. So how about you take several seats now?

Not gonna lie he couldve called Alex Piss Jar Boy the rest of the book and that would've made things more interesting

All it takes is an Onision book to turn you into Cringin' Rogue lmao 😂😂😂 I'll see myself out.

@KrimsonRogue

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, now I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to unsee that. XD

@Daggeira

3 жыл бұрын

@@KrimsonRogue I'm not saying you necessarily _should_ make my horrible joke into a character, but.... I wouldn't complain lmao

James: is the very embodiment of r/iamverysmart r/incels and r/niceguys Readers: *critisism* Onisions: is this like a personal attack or something

@hkazu63

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Bc your self insert is a horrible wrong person and what do it say about you, gregory

@Max-vu3ns

4 жыл бұрын

Reddit moment

@EpicPinkyPieFan

4 жыл бұрын

r/thathappened gold

@jtallen6406

4 жыл бұрын

“You’re a terrible person because you criticized my book!”

@yesthatisababytoucan.youre6983

4 жыл бұрын

Not even just a personal attack. It's also a attack on his dead friends.

Just the fact that Greg apparently changed his name to James recently makes this so much worse...

@vvakeupdonnie

4 жыл бұрын

Also changed his DAUGHTERS name to Abbigale.... i try not to think too deeply about this fact.

@acedaybreaker2545

4 жыл бұрын

wakeupdonnie ehhhhh that’s a whole new level of creepy!!! Sadly, I can’t say I’m surprised it’s Onision tho

@ryaniiidukeofthehindlands7848

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it couldn’t get any worse

@The.Orange.Wizard

4 жыл бұрын

InternetMan InternetMan When you think he’s hit rock bottom, you’re always wrong.

@sirprize275

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god I just cringed so hard I almost fell into my own asshole

I love how Onision had the shooter place explosives in the school that failed to go off just like the Columbine Shooting. He then made his next main character (the book: This is Why I Hate You) dress up in a black trench coat just like the 'black trench coat gang" that Columbine shooters used to do.

@zawrator4457

Жыл бұрын

Tbf it was the biggest news story in the 90s, I think its fair to say it may have made quite the impression on him growing up.

@cjparsons9730

Жыл бұрын

@@zawrator4457 I can get that but he shouldn't write the main character of his story trying to emulate two mass murders. Especially when he states that both main characters of these two books reflect him.

@MollymaukT

Жыл бұрын

This is Why I Hate You main character would def be in the Trenchcoat Mafia

@megib901

Жыл бұрын

@@zawrator4457 don't get me wrong that's def true but in 3 books that he's written he has had 2 school shootings (both used in horrible ways)and has referenced Columbine in both which I feel is a bit excessive.

After watching a recent video on greg's written web rants about his highschool years it made me realize that he's more unhinged than some would've thought. He got rejected one time for a creepy letter he sent to Abby and instead of moving on, he decided to make up a fanfic where they got together, and as a form of revenge, he made Seth, an abusive douche. No wonder one review mentioned a "continuity error on someone's vocabulary", yikes

My Immortal: I am the peak of nihilistic cringe written by what seems to be a prepubescent. Stones to Abbigale: Hold my beer My Immortal: Oh...oh god!!

@g.chatterjee2296

5 жыл бұрын

My immortal is a cult classic. :D

@keenanmccarty9925

5 жыл бұрын

My Immortal is also a parody. The writer confirmed it like last year or something that it was written to satirize prepubescent fan fiction

@keenanmccarty9925

5 жыл бұрын

Which IMO makes it fucking brilliant

@hannyfadia2246

5 жыл бұрын

@@keenanmccarty9925 i never knew about that No wonder it feels like satire, turns out because it is

@SeptimusCreed

5 жыл бұрын

@@keenanmccarty9925 I don't know. I feel a bit suspicious about whether something that god awful can be written on purpose. Maybe the author just grew up and is now trying to do PR to save their reputation. lol

he refers to people as "humans" or "creatures" to detach himself from everyone else and to seem "woke" by looking at everything from a broad "philosophical" (if that makes sense) perspective instead of a focused social or cultural one. he wants to relate everything he observes back to the way he thinks the world works and the way the FoOLiSH people around him act. it makes him seem DiFFeReNT.

@GaudialisCorvus

5 жыл бұрын

*EDGELORD*

@animeluchia5405

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why Onision calls others humans, though I imagine he’s looking down on them, but I can personally say why I call people humans in my head or to other people. It’s because I’m on the spectrum and as such I feel so out of place with those around me. I don’t understand neurotypical people and categorise them as something that’s not me. The people I *do* understand are people, those I don’t are humans. It’s hard to define but basically… I don’t see myself as similar enough socially to consider myself “human”, at least from a social standpoint. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m nothing like those otherkin folk, but I recognise myself as exceptionally abnormal. And there are times when it *is* a derogatory term, but only insofar as that I’m frustrated that *I* don’t get why other people do the things they do. It’s a jab at me in an indirect way. Anyway, I just felt the need to defend my strange way of talking, despite knowing my reason for saying humans has nothing to do with why James/Greg/Onision says humans.

@tharunsankar4926

5 жыл бұрын

In other words, it sort of reveals his sociopathic tendencies.

@OnlyMichaelJackson

5 жыл бұрын

@@animeluchia5405 i like picking up on a lot of our (mostly social) behaviours and relating them back to animal instincts in my head as a way of relieving myself of social pressure, 'cause sometimes we take those standards WAY too seriously, but the way greg is doing it is just so condescending, like we're still more than that. we're still more than just those "human creatures." its interesting how you see the word "human" as a social thing instead of a scientific thing. i always saw it as the other way around.

@bluebirb7418

5 жыл бұрын

He’s that one kid that was DiFFeRenT frOm oThEr KiDs and he never grew out of that edgy megacringe stage of life, then infused the Essence of that into an incomprehensible fever dream of garbage topped with a sprinkle of atrocious grammar and spelling.

I love how you're dragging Onion boy through the mud but also talking about how his ideas have potential to be used in different ways and not just diss anything he writes immediately with no explanation as to why it's bad. It's refreshing and makes for great writing advice

@tiacat11

2 жыл бұрын

Same here tbh, looking at examples of what not to do actually helps me a lot more than looking at positive examples, because with positive examples, I just feel like I'm copying someone else's good idea, whereas with a negative example you can kind of take it apart, figure out _why_ it doesn't work, and then experiment with how to make it work if done differently.

As a person who was struggling with mental illness for majority of my teen years (and who is still struggling) im so tired of authors using different types of illnesses and traumas as a convenient plot device. Its so disrespectful to view a person only as an object - something to be fixed or saved, especially when this person is still a child and the world is still very confusing. Being mentaly ill teen isnt pretty or mysterious or emo... Its fucking tiring, neverending nightmare and it would be great if authors could recognise it for what it is and participate in destigmatizing mental ilnesses.

@dodeedo9824

3 жыл бұрын

You go sis

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

@Babba Yaaga Considering his history, unfortunately yea

What I learned from this video: So Onision wrote a book and *AWWWW KITTY*

@janeyjpg911

5 жыл бұрын

Me

“There are a few good things about this book” it’s flammable :)

Honestly, I'm glad Onion Boy wrote these books. Any time I need inspiration for my own stories, I rewatch one of these reviews. They never fail to fill me with creative fire, because no matter what I do with my worldbuilding and storytelling, I will _always_ be better than this.

@teslashark

9 ай бұрын

Reminder: He's supposed to be pronounced like "one vision but without v in the middle" or "omission with n in place of m"

@thetherrannative

9 ай бұрын

@@teslashark Onion Boy can try to correct us all he likes, but his name is Onion Boy, and there's nothing Onion Boy can do about it.

"As I walked into school that morning, I saw a man dressed as a security guard... I deduced that this man must've been a security guard."

@BlazerT48

3 жыл бұрын

its the equivalent of "ah the floor is made out of floor"

@KaiKrimson56

3 жыл бұрын

The run-on sentence is a run-on sentence.

@learichter7417

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, he's so fucking into himself, he'd probably praise himself for thinking that way

@chae-wolfbun

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaiKrimson56 the run on sentence was a run on sentence which is what happens when someone doesn't put any punctuation between clauses phrases or ideas when they should which makes you read it like you're about to pass out **INHALE**

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

I looked at my computer and saw an open KZread window. With my brilliant intellect I deduced it was KZread.

His dialogue isn’t split up into separate lines when a new character talks??? Bro we learned to do that in 7th grade. That’s just common sense. Has onision never read a book?

@iSaraSeantae

5 жыл бұрын

It's literally been a couple decades

@Suplexduplex

5 жыл бұрын

Doodle Doodle Nope and a simple google search could hav refreshed his memory. Don’t defend the idiot. The book is bad

@iSaraSeantae

5 жыл бұрын

@@Suplexduplex I wasn't defending him wtf I was answering a question It's literally been a couple decades since he's opened a fucking book

@snflwrchan8019

4 жыл бұрын

@@Suplexduplex you really should improve your reading comprehension

@beefcakesmchunkerson9079

4 жыл бұрын

Tk Bandele not for fourteen years

"Writing from a personal experience can save a book." Onision: This OC is me but is better in every way.

I had to fuckin pause at 46:11 because of the "The boy who nearly saved the day" line. Edit: The boy who nearly lived, come to nearly die.- Voldmirt/Tim Roddle

Most of this book sounds like it comes from r/thathappened.

@meevins

5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a "and everybody clapped"

@whywhy8324

5 жыл бұрын

And the name of that teacher? Albert Einstein.

@samanthakerr8504

5 жыл бұрын

@@whywhy8324 I hate that I'm not surprised.

@nuclearpotato4073

5 жыл бұрын

You do realize that's the entire point of fiction, right?

@samanthakerr8504

5 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearpotato4073 To name characters after famous scientists (for no reason)? It comes off as cheesy, at least in my opinion, but to each their own.

Onion boi: like it’s your fault for being abused. If it were me I wouldn’t let it get to me. Also Onion boi: WAAHH!!! Someone online criticized my book!!!😭😭😭😭

@inkslaboratory3010

5 жыл бұрын

@Dam Jackass He's a bigger train wreck than a foul-beaked abused cockatoo. At least the latter is deserving of love and a second chance.

@thesleepydot

4 жыл бұрын

GrainA Salt lmao the HYPOCRISY IM DYING

@NateVHVT

4 жыл бұрын

And let's not forget he alleges that Sarah raped his wife/husband. Didn't go to the police, didn't get her to go to the police, didn't even make a phone call.

My mother temporarily worked as an editor, and she got a couple such books. One such book was about a guy, sitting in his bathtub, contemplating dropping his hair dryer in, while reminiscing about his life. The book apparently describes, in excruciating and anatomically incorrect detail, how he shits in the bathwater. Another such book was written by a man who she claims to know for a fact has literally only read one book in his life, called "Robbi und Robba", a book that I couldn't read far in, despite being a children's book. In any case, he tried to write a children's book of his own, with predictable results. Run-on-sentences and words that a) are far too advanced for children b) probably haven't been used in a couple of centuries plagued the book. Those books now seem leagues better.

@litaraduodox5799

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the first one CAN be a good concept of well executed. If you go as far of a subject as to contemplate suicide and being so hurt that there's no way out, might as well go full on reader disgust and throw the ugly parts of suicidal thoughts out there (yes, every part of suicidal thoughts are bad; but some people romanticize the sleepless nights and social awkwardness, not thinking about the lack of hygiene or self care, for example). If this was overall well written, it'd be a disturbing reading experience that would stick with you. This guy is so hurt and broken that he can't manage to get up from the bathtub. He just figures "well, I'm gonna die right nkw and no one will see me. Maybe I deserve this filth and this hurt. I deserve to suffer more and die alone, forgotten and surrounded in my own filth". This is something that can be well done. It scars in the readers mind. They can have some sense of understanding what the final, depressed thoughts of a dying or suicidal persons thoughts are. They may have never thought or considered taking their lives, but this superlative level of self abuse is a good introduction to how altered a suicidal person's thought process is. Thay being said, if it's bad written, it's just a guy bathing in shit and i'm not about that lmao

@KelseyDrummer

Жыл бұрын

The sentence about the bathwater had me belly laughing for a good minute. Thank your mother for me please!😂

@johnfaber100

Жыл бұрын

@@KelseyDrummer She says, "Tank [sic] me for what - having read that truly horrible Text til the end?"

@KelseyDrummer

Жыл бұрын

@@johnfaber100 I admire her for finishing it. She's strong.

@MetaFanWing

Ай бұрын

@@litaraduodox5799 I initially read it as “*shifts* in the bathwater”, so this gave me a double-take.

20:10 to be fair, that's how my high school worked too, if you got into a fight, anyone involved was going to get suspended, so it was best to win at any cost because they used the max consequence for being a victim.

Seth: has fight with girlfriend "BeTtEr ShOoT uP tHe ScHoOl!"

@TrackpadProductions

5 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, that's how many school shooters are motivated. They think women collectively owe them romance, and get angry when they don't get it.

@rpgluvr1358

5 жыл бұрын

@@TrackpadProductions at least there's that

@sierotkamarysia4199

5 жыл бұрын

@@TrackpadProductions name one schoolshooter that actually did that because of a girl

@TrackpadProductions

5 жыл бұрын

West Nickel and Virginia Tech come to mind. I didn't say one girl in particular. And hoo boy, if we drop the "school" part and talk about mass shootings in general in the US, the list goes on and on.

@sierotkamarysia4199

5 жыл бұрын

@@TrackpadProductions You said it like all of these people died because some guy couldn't smash. Good examples, fair enough, but still saying that "list goes and goes" isn't convincing anyone.

I'm gonna start a death metal band called Nihilistic Cringe and the lyrics to my songs are all gonna be passages from his book.

@starbird3939

5 жыл бұрын

So Dou but that means you have to pay Onision royalties. :(

@kaydwessie296

5 жыл бұрын

Lady Phoenix Not if you scream the lyrics so they’re near impossible to understand & never release what the lyrics are

@starbird3939

5 жыл бұрын

K. Charrette Still have to give credit though, since you are expected to release the lyrics

@lostCoyoteofMA

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that'd be a laugh riot

@nathankuszewski4579

5 жыл бұрын

S Doe AND THEN HE SAID AND THEN SHE SAID AND THEN HE SAID

I’ve watched this video and Strange Aeons video on this book multiple times, and I am still very confused every time I hear how early the school shooting happens in the story. I just can’t convince my brain that such a climactic event doesn’t happen at the climax.

@loturzelrestaurant

2 жыл бұрын

Risking to be called a bot, i ask around just to spread some Fun and Education: Anyone wants some Book-Recommendations or KZreadr-Recommendations about those that entertain whiel allowing you to learn from Other's Mistakes (just like Onision-Roasts)?

Its hilarious returning to this after onisions autobiography and learning that abbi is entirely based off a girl who he sent that creepy "I see sadness in your eyes" letter to who stopped talking to him after that. Like yeah, the characters don't know each other at all, onision didn't know her irl either. Its suuuper creepy.

@justagirl7094

Жыл бұрын

And then made her boyfriend at the time a literal ab*sive psychopath because he roasted him for said letter. 😂😂 Like yeah, that’ll show him!! I would PAY to know their thoughts on this book!!! 🤣

*onision while writing this book*- “Reality can be whatever I want”

@cheshiregamez303

5 жыл бұрын

Adv1269 *Krimson reading said book* reality is often disappointing

@Therathmataz

4 жыл бұрын

Funny that's the plot of his third dumpsterfire.

@opeygopey227

4 жыл бұрын

Me to Onision: your reality is bland and disgusting

@baste3750

3 жыл бұрын

Book 3 really makes this comment come to life

@CynningSeline

3 жыл бұрын

Cue the Onision version of the Phineas and Ferb opening (doesn't exist I don't think)