Everyone: The room was silent Onion: The room echoed with n o n - a u d i b l e n o i s e

@skyjack1

4 жыл бұрын

That was non-piquing.

@ahniandfriends123

4 жыл бұрын

The noise was UnLiKe AnYtHiNg HeArD On EaRtH.

@dangerjoe8911

4 жыл бұрын

The thing is, this could work out perfectly if you write a severly insane protagonist...

@MahouKat

4 жыл бұрын

@@dangerjoe8911 Good point - perhaps Onion could include it in an autobiography

@shaycipher1260

4 жыл бұрын

Half the stuff he says in this book could be a surreal meme honestly

Stones to Abigail; “This is the worst book I’ve ever read” This is why I hate you; “okay no tHIS HAS TO BE THE WORST-“ Reapers Creek; *FURIOUSLY CHOPPING ONIONS* “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

@rorrim0

5 жыл бұрын

Here we have the legendary onion boy, one of the few creatures whom can dive down into the abyss. We've strapped the highest grade of surrvaliance equipment science has developed and we found that the onion boy can go through rock bottom into an entirely different realm. We dont have much data on this zone but so far we've given it the name, the Daniel Zone.

@callingthevoid

5 жыл бұрын

@@rorrim0 **distorted, ear rape twilight zone theme**

@ianduarte1992

4 жыл бұрын

@Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem Only Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann can trully destroy onion boy.

@sicko033

4 жыл бұрын

Stones seems like the writings of Shakespeare compared

@runningcommentary2125

4 жыл бұрын

*Vegetarian body scream*

There was technically a school shooting, he was firing arrows at fish. I'll see myself out.

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@theacecase7939

2 жыл бұрын

Good one

@urmum9450

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cayleece7890

2 жыл бұрын

Not bad.

@meloneatingwolf1882

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, come back. We aren’t mad. Good job.

"Are periods an uncomfortable subject?" Of course they are for him. It means they're out of his age range.

@AnIridescentWolf

3 жыл бұрын

Greg likes his girls prepubescent and/or so underweight that their cycle stops

@aquaabouttogetfunky

11 ай бұрын

NAURRRR

@royallynick

10 ай бұрын

The way this sent me

@arianewinter4266

9 ай бұрын

for so so so many . . . like guys get grossed out by unused, still wrapped in plastic hygene products and act like they carry a pathogene and act like having to buy them for a girlfriend will make their equipment to fall of . . . not all, some are decent, but the fact you have to celebrate someone acting normal about it it fucking sad

@Chapterhouse86

9 ай бұрын

*Insert black people "OHHHHHHH" reaction meme* Your comment genuinely made me laugh. Thank you.

We need to appreciate this man. Not only does he read these God-forsaken books so we don't have to, but he wears a Toothless shirt that says Sexy Beast and shows us the cat.

@kayleenoel3248

4 жыл бұрын

nicki minjaj, god has forbidden me from liking your comment for it has 69 likes. I apologize for the sudden and painful inconvenience. I give my Sincerest extenuation for my Horrendous behavior. Although, I believe that it is my duty to worship and admire the superb number that is 69. Have an illustrious day.

@sidh1135

4 жыл бұрын

@@kayleenoel3248 This is the weirdest reply I have ever gotten

@candeeartist8590

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's not 69 anymore ( ; - ;)

@kittyqween555

4 жыл бұрын

shows us *the cat*

@buggyb2433

4 жыл бұрын

@@kayleenoel3248 marry me

“I’m not excusing him of being a pedophile, I don’t have enough evidence” oh that just aged like wine

@NinjaSox7

4 жыл бұрын

No, it aged like kombucha

@theironmonitor819

4 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaSox7 But how does it smell?

@NinjaSox7

4 жыл бұрын

@@theironmonitor819 worse than pee

@inactive736

4 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaSox7 WOOO, WOOOOOOO, WOOOOO, OOOOH MY PATREON'S DELETED, WOOOO MY PATREON, WOOOO

@gierasole

4 жыл бұрын

Like milk

Onision is so unfamilar with periods, even his girlfriends don't have them.

@elijahkojder4297

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@freindlyspicerun4424

3 жыл бұрын

I believe the average age for a girl to go through puberty is like 11 or 12, so this checks out

@Lolly74079

3 жыл бұрын

@@freindlyspicerun4424 12 is average age for starting a period, not starting puberty. Puberty usually starts earlier rather than at the same time. As long as they haven't finished puberty (i.e they're under 16), Onion will be happy

@samuelbarber6177

3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume he’s ever had a romantic relationship with anyone of any gender ever.

@GrifoStelle

3 жыл бұрын

YIKES

Greg acts like every single woman is attracted to him, I assure you, we aren't.

@peekaloo12

3 жыл бұрын

The Mr. Bean profile picture is really the cherry on top of this comment.

@vicmorgana5516

3 жыл бұрын

@@bardaaa1483 It actually is narcissistic. If what he writes in his books is actually how he thinks, then he needs serious help.

@vicmorgana5516

3 жыл бұрын

@@bardaaa1483 He thinks in a way that can be--and has been--extremely harmful to himself and others. His actions can't be excused just because "he thinks differently."

@ReiAnikaAyanami

3 жыл бұрын

@@bardaaa1483 except he's wrong, lmfao

@ReiAnikaAyanami

3 жыл бұрын

@@bardaaa1483 the fuck?

"It's about a twelve-year-old who gets cool alien powers!" "Oh cool! Sounds like the kind of book I'd read as a kid!" "And there's a graphic sex scene." "WHAT."

@awesomechainsaw

4 жыл бұрын

Kristin Moody what?

@No_Sleepee

4 жыл бұрын

*WHAT.*

@GameTavern2224

4 жыл бұрын

Like some SERIOUSLY cringy and gross ben 10 fanfiction

@koolnomi95

4 жыл бұрын

Also, isn't the 16 year old HIS FUCKING SISTER?! Did I miss something? Like gross on so many levels

@DonVigaDeFierro

4 жыл бұрын

Greg done fucked up!!

james: the light arthur: the darkness gregniel: an entire shitshow

@TheCherri306

5 жыл бұрын

Cloudy lolol gregniel

@lils426

5 жыл бұрын

GREGNIEL

@rollfizzlebeef5384

5 жыл бұрын

greniel: The Chaos Dimension

@Dalek59862

2 ай бұрын

"Gregniel" sounds like if an angel were a comic relief character.

Krimson Rogue: This is the WORST book I have ever read! Look at the notes I took and the tabs I used! Empress Theresa: Hold my 12 bottles of Coke....

@ItsMeVolatility

3 жыл бұрын

Major props for that comment. Got me to remember the whole coke bottle fiasco in there lol

@KaiKrimson56

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsMeVolatility What was the coke bottle fiasco?

@GameTavern2224

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaiKrimson56 a dumb as hell escape plan Norman used in the book to save his main character

@saakshihegde4610

3 жыл бұрын

Titus Uno, Certified Public Accountant, Forensic Certified Public Accountant, and Chartered Global Management Accountant: Hold my 256 bombs and explosives.

@oddeyes9413

3 жыл бұрын

*Handbook for Mortals and the accounting book.*

"Now MY spring break was ruined becauase I had to think about a dead baby." That is the perfect description of how Greg's mind works. He is such a narcissist he cant fathom empathizing with anyone else's tragedy.

Do I know Onision? Nope Is english my first language? Nope Am I going to sit throught two full video of a man absolutely destroying Onisions' book? Hell yes

@psychsoma

4 жыл бұрын

Believe me when I say you don't want to know Onision. You really don't. If you decide you do despite a warning, Repzion has talked about him a lot. :P

@elisinwonderland1306

4 жыл бұрын

@@psychsoma after watching both these videos I can proudly say I have no intention on watching any of his content lol

@stefannydvorak7919

4 жыл бұрын

Maria Elisa Nasso I wish I could go to an alternate universe where my brain has no idea of what an Onision is....

@elisinwonderland1306

4 жыл бұрын

@@stefannydvorak7919 SAME, omg he is just so creepy

@lola_is_very_cray1573

4 жыл бұрын

What’s your first language?? :)

This man reading Onisions book should be classified as self harm

@Kailiria

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭

@itgetsworsetm9856

4 жыл бұрын

Get this poor man to a therapist

@robinpotato9886

10 ай бұрын

With the amount of braincells you loose and the mental harm definitely XD

“God is dead, and Onision has punched him in the throat or something.” -Nietzsche, probably

@tikalthewhimsicott2736

Жыл бұрын

Is that a reference to Mumkey Jones' Vincent and Duane Trilogy?

Stones To Abigale: "I'm a dark and brooding badass." This is Why I Hate You: "I'm a dark and brooding badass KILLER." Reaper's Creek: "I'm a dark and brooding badass GOD KILLER!"

@eldritchabomination9726

2 жыл бұрын

It like the kids who say "i blocked that with my forcefeild" but in an actual "book"

@anaionescu8913

Жыл бұрын

Daniel is basically "Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side!"

@Christian-97

Жыл бұрын

God killers are actually pretty cool. Soulsborne protags, Kratos, etc. Yes, I know. Onision's self-insert doesn't count, just wanted to be nerdy

@huntermoren8301

Жыл бұрын

@@anaionescu8913that kid has more self awareness AND coolness than Onision and his self-inserts.

You look like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory and accidentally made him an English major

@KrimsonRogue

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, nice!

@Stanzaawashere

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like a nerdy Jesus too

@sionnadehr3313

4 жыл бұрын

Natasha Peaches I usually go with nerdy, good-looking Jesus. XD

@homogoblin8778

4 жыл бұрын

this a god tier comment

@lanaa3431

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, now I can't unsee it

"Let's eat Grandpa." "Let's eat, Grandpa." Punctuation matters, Onion Boy.

@shosty575

4 жыл бұрын

God! This is the funniest thing I ever read in 3 days!

@cyanide_lollipop3264

4 жыл бұрын

@@shosty575 LOL, glad you got a good chuckle out of it. 😁

@shosty575

4 жыл бұрын

@@cyanide_lollipop3264 Tq

@Rancor856

4 жыл бұрын

i dont know i think he meant the first one

@TheCrimsonIdol987

4 жыл бұрын

"Let's help your uncle, Jack, off his horse." "Let's help your uncle jack off his horse." Why by the spiraling bouffant of me great Uncle McManus, you may be onto something!

so, fun fact: i impulse wrote a bad fanfiction in 2018 because i felt like it. there was no plot, foreshadowing, or meaningful character depth, mostly because i felt like writing and i was 13. in the first 25 (there were 50) chapters i consistently used the wrong their/there/they’re, your/you’re and to/too, and there were multiple pov changes and a few accidental tense changes. i wholeheartedly believe it is better than this.

@rileysanford3674

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, same. back in 2020 when I was still in High School or something, I began working on a mecha story cause I couldn't find any and was too lazy to watch mecha anime. A year and a half later, I've written a grand total of 2 chapters, with both of those chapters having so much stuff I need to fill in that I may as well have a single unfinished chapter. I also have no clue how to continue it beyond that, cause despite my ability to plan ahead, I'm bad at writing out the words and procrastinate way too often. Yet, this 1/30th or so of a book with very little editing (and probably a lot of mistakes) is infinitely better than whatever Onion guy made.

@CatCheshire

Жыл бұрын

I have dyslexia and I still believe I make less mistakes when I write my stories XD

@beabirdie3

9 ай бұрын

When I was in middle school I used to write Y/N Hetalia fanfiction and I think that is ALSO better than anything Onision has ever written

@shark4330

3 ай бұрын

ive written fanfic since around 6th grade, i’m 21 now. i’m confident in saying i’m a good writer now, and my fics are good. my very first wattpad fanfic where i didn’t know to break up paragraphs with line breaks was better than reaper’s creek.

@focusedfox7167

Ай бұрын

@@shark4330who asked?

I think the way I would introduce the stillborn baby would be something like: _By chance, I looked up from whatever I was doing. A distant red glow moved in a straight line, obscured behind the wall. It traveled at the speed of a car up our gravel driveway. "Somebody bagged a dear, probably." I perked at the thought of venison for dinner. The glow came up the driveway, came through the sliding glass door. On second thought, it was small. Like a chicken dinner. Less fun, but whatever. I could've used a break from homework at that moment. I rounded the corner. My face fell. It was a pregnant woman's stomach._ Shitty rough draft of a scene there, but I guess you get the idea.

@KrimsonRogue

3 жыл бұрын

And yet, instantly more gripping and relatable. If there were more scenes like that, I might not have been as harsh on the book.

@ObeyBunny

3 жыл бұрын

@@KrimsonRogue That's high praise! Holy shit, thank you, my man!

@jinn8465

3 жыл бұрын

@@ObeyBunny Honestly apart from one lil typo, that was actually really well written. :D (Not trying to be a dick about the typo. Just saying that it's there. ^^)

@SorowFame

3 жыл бұрын

It’s sad when a random KZread commenter can write a scene better than this so called “Author”.

@ghustinator3300

3 жыл бұрын

@@KrimsonRogue It's better than those "LENTILS FOR DINNER"

greg: my best friend is the woods uwu *insert clip of him bulldozing the woods in his backyard, illegally*

@GigaChadh976

5 жыл бұрын

Bersa Brie Unless Greg proved that don’t take his word for it

@sionnadehr3313

5 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@GigaChadh976

5 жыл бұрын

Bersa Brie Shit now I feel like an idiot

@Dragonspoetofdeath

5 жыл бұрын

@Bersa Brie that or be chained for a week in is basement with a sign around her neck apologising (to Kai) for lying

@Dragonspoetofdeath

5 жыл бұрын

@Bersa Brie ah, okay ^^*

James was a 'niceguy' Arther was an 'incel' And I'm deeply disappointed that Daniel wasn't a 'neckbeard' to complete trinity.

@sanfransiscon

5 жыл бұрын

But they all get laid so they can't be those things lol

@jamesslastname

5 жыл бұрын

@@sanfransiscon Ehh. Neckbeards are basically the first two combined but with bad facial hair.

@EPWillard

5 жыл бұрын

I don't remember which names for were for which books. Thanks greg.

@sailor664

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel was a 'Mary Sue'

@Solanin0803

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, maybe he is? Head-canons are allowed afterall

Onision doesn't know how to human. He can't write them because he doesn't know how they think. It's a common trait in sociopaths.

@Nitosa

3 жыл бұрын

In every book of his, has he called most characters humans or insert anything you would never call people, it's like all his mc's are aliens on earth while being a humongous narssasists and psychopaths.

@CatCheshire

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe... He is one of the Aliens from his book? dum-dum-dum! O.o

My fiancé listened to this part 1 and he said, “that...that zapped literal energy from my brain. I was energized when I came here. And now I’m tired. Onision has killed my brain cells and now I have to say...I hate him. I feel like I need to go get hooked on phonics. Like I need to read Plato. Like I need to beat Onision with actual books.”

@Thraxraganharapollyus

3 жыл бұрын

You need to engrave your entire comment on a plaque. You then need to send the plaque to Onision, and ask to watch him open it. Say it's something that's been commissioned by the US gov't to thank him for his service. Just so you get to watch his face fall and his soul crack beneath the weight of his failure.

@jbones6930

3 жыл бұрын

You’re fiancé is brilliant lol

@charlsearowland9746

2 жыл бұрын

I want this on a shirt... ASAP

@katatonikbliss

Жыл бұрын

im in your house and i have a gun

@thedarklrd6714

Жыл бұрын

@@katatonikbliss fun fact: I am in your walls

Greg's middle name is Daniel, just to let you all know. This is most definitely not a self-insert, right???? RIGHT???!!!??!!!

@TCGreen-jb4bx

5 жыл бұрын

*sighs*

@elvellarambles9151

5 жыл бұрын

Nawww dude, I dunno WHERE you’d get THAT idea 🙄

@Solanin0803

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong

@ticktick5144

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he'll use his last name in his next book.

@Isnogud67

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no, he wouldn’t be THAT transparent, would he ???? Sigh, shaking my head vigorously....nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣👿

“I can dream better than anyone.” Weird flex but ok.

@smugalice6206

5 жыл бұрын

Who is he? Max from Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

@GigaChadh976

5 жыл бұрын

Blake Gilbert No he dreams better

@rollfizzlebeef5384

5 жыл бұрын

“I can dream better than anyone.” Luigi would like to know your location.

@johnnygreenface4195

5 жыл бұрын

@@smugalice6206 dream dream dream dream dream dream

@ahniandfriends123

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnnygreenface4195 I have a video that would go well with this. kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2imxY-xZqbfodY.html

truth is, everything in this book was real, but Onision is such a humble god that he erased our memories of having steel fingernails and vagina teeth

@zsomboregri758

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was such a bad god, he accidentally reversed the whole thing

The whole 'self insert' bit gets so much more fun when you learn that Daniel was his birth name.

When Onision has been raging on Roblox and it reflects in his writing: “Go commit rapidly cease existing”

@nightfuryyassamaru1683

5 жыл бұрын

This needs to be pinned.

@deevinay

5 жыл бұрын

“Go commit rapidly cease existing.” Literary genius. Honestly, I don’t know how onion boy does it!

@somedumbthot9889

5 жыл бұрын

I like this comment but it’s on 420 so take my appreciation here

@toffeebrain4793

5 жыл бұрын

That is an actual quote? Did the man not have an editor who speaks English?

"Hear a non-audible noise" I... I think that might sum up Onision's competency in writing.

@cubeman22

4 жыл бұрын

Non audible noise, thats, something

@thisiscara9045

4 жыл бұрын

maybe he’s trying to hint to us that he’s a dog?

@blueribenaberry

4 жыл бұрын

47:47 well remember he also has a heart condition that doctors can’t identify and aren’t sure even exists- It’s fine, it’s just that grog exists on a different plane to the rest of us, his intellectual musings just aren’t *understood* yet!

Fun fact: Onision claims that the thing between Daniel and Julia actually happened to him when he was 11. There are no words I can use to properly express how disgusted I feel

@blueshell292

3 жыл бұрын

oh no

@Lizzieaftermidnight

3 жыл бұрын

@@blueshell292 hopefully onion boy is lying

@lafarfalla2273

3 жыл бұрын

It might explain why onion boy is so messed up. If it's true it could have actually traumatized him

@monstrosity6738

3 жыл бұрын

Still astonished how Chris Hanson failed so hard trying to chop this onion.

@hujan1744

3 жыл бұрын

@@monstrosity6738 maybe because he's a greedy lying fraud? That's propably how.

It struck me....all of Onision's school love interests have names that start with an A. Abbigale, Ashley, Audrey/Abrey.....

@alice-8566

3 жыл бұрын

He recently changed his daughters name to abbigale 😳

@biblicallyaccurateangel4433

3 жыл бұрын

@@alice-8566 You don't think he's gonna...... right??? 😟

@thomasedison3700

3 жыл бұрын

@@alice-8566 HE HAS A DAUGHTER???

@lordxilon

3 жыл бұрын

@@alice-8566 Hol' up-

@aporue5893

2 жыл бұрын

I think those are the names of his underage fans on his discord,also they all hate eugenia cooney for some reason...and is ''ashley''ashley weill???she's obsessed with eugenia.

ahh, yes, as a sister I can relate to the first world problem of disappearing at random times.

@elliejelly8815

5 жыл бұрын

Haha I do that

@anacalisov6789

5 жыл бұрын

@gamewizard I sick as in cool or sick as in disturbing?

@sugarcandy654

5 жыл бұрын

@gamewizard I I think its because youtube doesn't ways notify you when someone replies to one of your comments, at least its happened to me

@aristotle7020

5 жыл бұрын

@gamewizard I I think she's replying to OP about sometimes disappearing because of being a sister.

@infiniteshay8660

5 жыл бұрын

My older sister does that too.

I used to write stories a lot like Onision does. Then I turned 8 years old.

@deadacc2816

4 жыл бұрын

that got an audible chuckle from me

@SketchUT

4 жыл бұрын

Same Then I graduated 4th grade

@nessyness5447

4 жыл бұрын

i am sure they were not that bad XD

@aggressivepianonoises813

4 жыл бұрын

-With the sex scenes and everything-

@d.lan3y

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly the prose reminds me of when I was 8-10 years old

I'm so fascinated by the idea that anyone would actually say "illigal drugs" in their thoughts, like why do all his inner monologues sound like a lizard person?

@crowdemon_archives

3 жыл бұрын

I feel that an actual lizard person would probably connect to humans better than Onision would.

@mariaakaannie6138

3 жыл бұрын

@@crowdemon_archives true

@isdrakon9802

3 жыл бұрын

Illuminati confirmed. Hes using terrible books to distract us from the ever consuming secret society

@WillieManga

3 жыл бұрын

Jeez, even his feud with Billie Dawn Webb is bleeding into this shitty story.

@xenon8927

2 жыл бұрын

because he is.

“I’ll leave it up to you to decide what events really happened, and what is a product of creativity”: the introduction to a book in which an 11 year old boy meets aliens, is hunted down by assassins, gains godlike powers, commits genocide against an entire race and changes the fabric of the universe.

@SorowFame

3 жыл бұрын

I’m wondering if the whole alien/God/superpowers thing wasn’t intended to begin with, it was meant to be just about this normal self insert kids life but then onision got distracted and wrote a self insert power fantasy.

@Xehanort10

2 жыл бұрын

He's probably writing about hallucinations he had.

@bottheskitarii8881

Жыл бұрын

Now! I know this is coming out of left field, but I feel like most of this book is made up

@jakesmith9438

Жыл бұрын

the fact that the only thing that feels like it’s “grounded” in reality is the stat r*pe is really concerning.

@adenosine2electricboogaloo647

2 ай бұрын

and gives every woman vaginal teeth!

I can already tell that the story of Krimson getting a cat off of his chair will be an infinitely more engaging tale than whatever Onion-boy has for us today.

@Plaugue1122

5 жыл бұрын

Plus a lot cuter because orange cute cat

@radiatorbacon5239

5 жыл бұрын

It's amazing too. It's entertaining, and I feel a connection to the main character.

@theoledicktwist6247

5 жыл бұрын

@@radiatorbacon5239 the main character being the cat of course

@quietrioter

5 жыл бұрын

Spoiler alert: it was

@radiatorbacon5239

5 жыл бұрын

@@theoledicktwist6247 why of course. The plot was amazing. When his tail curled I felt as if I had read 1000 books 1000 times over

My texts to my husband asking him to get milk are more well-written and engaging than anything Onision has ever crapped out.

@theolddeus9672

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh, husband dearest, I am asking you- nay, BEGGING you, to aquire some of the cow nectar."

@theolddeus9672

4 жыл бұрын

@Salivar Ravilas :)

@tirzxh

4 жыл бұрын

@@theolddeus9672 How do you favorite a comment?

@theolddeus9672

4 жыл бұрын

@@tirzxh remember it? Idk

@wafflewagon347

4 жыл бұрын

S. McGraw is he back yet?

“I don’t want to die, I just long to rapidly cease existing.” This is my new life mantra.

@colossaltitan3546

Жыл бұрын

"don't worry partner, I'm not going to rapidly cease to exist" - Gol D Roger

Onion wrote fanfic of himself, that’s a level of narcissism I’ve never seen before

@KaiKrimson56

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard of Ernest Cline and Chris-Chan?

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Dante's Inferno is a self insert fanfiction

@oddeyes9413

3 жыл бұрын

*The God Narcissus has entered the chat.*

@mariuchiha4664

3 жыл бұрын

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 At least Dante’s Inferno was well written.

@incognitoburrito6020

3 жыл бұрын

Self insert fanfic/writing is fairly common, but it's not _usually_ this painfully blatant.

This characterization is so bad that I kept forgetting Daniel was 11 and was genuinely shocked every time it was mentioned

@chaoticcake390

5 жыл бұрын

Amelia James i know, me too! the only time that having an 11 year old use such sophisticated language like that is if they’re established to be an extremely intelligent and wellspoken person. but for one daniel isn’t established to be that, and second that only really works in cartoons and things that aren’t trying to be realistic. for example, edd from ed edd n eddy was very smart and had a very wide vocabulary, but because that cartoon wasn’t trying to be realistic and dramatic they were able to make edd, a young boy, as intelligent as an extremely clever adult, because the intelligence is emphasised for plot purposes (such as jokes and having him invent stuff for them to use). but with this book it just doesn’t work when daniel talks like an intelligent adult. idk, sorry about this very incoherent rant XD

@khanayudash2475

5 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticcake390 I talked that that as a child, but I didn't have all of the edgy bullshit, I just had a large vocabulary that I liked to use effectively.

@chaoticcake390

5 жыл бұрын

Khanay Udash yeah, that’s fair enough. i know that some people in real life are very eloquent at a young age, but with daniel it doesn’t seem like he has the intelligence (at school or with his actions) to be that well spoken. also he doesn’t really ever do it in his dialogue - i noticed in his dialogue he was just direct and simple with his language, and the contrast just doesn’t work. if it was more consistent and he was consistently shown to be an intelligent young boy it probably could have worked. but alas, that didn’t happen because onision wrote this book XD

@missanthropy6060

5 жыл бұрын

seems stable and consistent

@missanthropy6060

5 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticcake390 you don't need to be all that intelligent to have a decent vocabulary, you just need to be pretentious/ interested in language enough. I used to like using big words a lot when I was Daniel's age and I have the brain cell count of a dust bunny.

Eleven year olds have the self preservation skills of someone whose met god and wasn't impressed

@psychospeech6189

5 жыл бұрын

and not the Prince of Egypt God more of the 10 commandments god

“3, 2, 1, you’re wrong it was aliens.” Beautiful, this is a better twist than onision ever wrote

Daniel is apparently adult enough to feel that drinking is bad but not adult enough to realize he's being molested... makes sense.

@anaionescu8913

Жыл бұрын

@Agent Bubble consider that we know this book is not written from the perspective of a child, but that of the gross adult that is Onion boy. Thats why this irony is so blindingly obvious.

Him: *reads a horrifying dream scene* Me: Wow I’m nauseous Him: Now we’re getting to the bad part Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WASNT THE BAD PART

Greg makes wattpad authors look like J.R. Tolkien

@TravisBroski

5 жыл бұрын

Koda Paws Which gives me hope

@yoda5436

5 жыл бұрын

Koda Paws J.R.R.*

@TryanaTheGoober

5 жыл бұрын

Preach

@jamesonmack5867

5 жыл бұрын

At least Wattpad stories have semi-likable characteristics akfjgkakf lmao

@Utgarman

5 жыл бұрын

As a Wattpad author of an admittedly not-so-amazing story.... I resent that. There are people on Wattpad who are legitimately better than LOADS of actually published authors. Not saying there's many of them, but they do exist.

_"I'm SMARTER than you! Now watch me throw syntax out the window!"_ Got a chuckle

Hi! Child of a narcissistic mother here. While portrayed like shit and without the context that would make it make sense, the way Greg described the mother was pretty accurate to the experience of having a narcissistic parent.

The parts where he "accidentally" self-inserts himself as Greg reminds me of the scene from The Office where Michael wrote a script and made Dwight the dumbass character and replaced his name but missed one "Dwigt"

@quentinlooper2371

5 жыл бұрын

Addison Allen I WAS THINKING THE SAME AHAHHAHA “ gerg “

@hollykindzierski5175

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yes!! 😂

@domingl2342

5 жыл бұрын

Yess!

@gh0stcup

5 жыл бұрын

Boy wishes he could be half as cool as Agent Michael Scarn

@metademetra

5 жыл бұрын

It reminds me more of that episode of How I Met Your Mother where a dude wrote a movie where Ted was obviously the main villain, and how at the end the script gave up and straight up call the antagonist "Ted Mosby."

Other writers: *[usually] improves the more they write* Onision: *gets worse*

@lionscave5256

5 жыл бұрын

Onision must've taken a huge amount of the rhymester's share (If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out the story of the Mead of Poetry).

@PGOuma

5 жыл бұрын

Me tho lol

@jonsnor4313

5 жыл бұрын

He gets more violent and murdery?

@Sarah-tm2fz

5 жыл бұрын

@@jonsnor4313 Suppose so. There are two types of people who get more violent and murdery and they are onion boy, apparently, and actual murderers. I'm a little concerned about him now

(Watching this after the Empress Theresa episodes) "I went through 4 packs of tabs!" Awww, that's adorable.

I think the best “powers with consequences” story I’ve seen so far is Madoka. And the fact it blindsides you with pretending to be another “kid gains magic powers, monster of the week who threatens her city, she and her friends fight, everything turns out fine” deal at first is handled fantastically

@rainierdanredondo1278

3 жыл бұрын

PMMM power dynamics, literally the definition of "either dying a hero or living/suffering long enough to become a villain"

@artisti.o3744

2 жыл бұрын

I love that show. I love the magical girl theme entirely like transformations, magic, outfits, everything that leads up to how and why they become one and PMMM takes a turn when you realize it's not this happy, bubbly Mahou Shoujo. It's dark, and beautiful in a scary, sad way.

2 жыл бұрын

In the same vein, the anime Yuuki Yuuna is a hero deals with a similar premise. While I still prefer Madoka for how blind I went into watching that anime at the time and how truly well executed it is, Yuuki Yuuna still devastated me.

@keshagriffin3375

Жыл бұрын

Same!

@CrayonEater5000

9 ай бұрын

Madoka started out cute and then had me sobbing by the end

He turned off auto correct off because he was annoyed that periods kept coming after double spacing.

@maxv7323

4 жыл бұрын

Writing a novel on a phone is far worse than any amount of errors

@left-2-write28

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxv7323 *nervously closes the Google docs app on my phone*

@siriuslyconfused1

3 жыл бұрын

Max V writing on a phone is totally doable, but one should NEVER edit on a phone. And no one should do what Onision did and write on a phone with NO editing.

@zakai-kaz

3 жыл бұрын

*Deletes stories off his phone on notes*

@left-2-write28

3 жыл бұрын

@@zakai-kaz I totally used to do that. Use what you have when inspiration hits!! You do you, my friend!!

He did it The absolute mad man. He wrote a trilogy of hot garbage.

@dragenfire68

4 жыл бұрын

But anyone could do it, hell I could but I would have to try since my eyes bleed at the slightest typo I make when I'm writing.

@lop90ful1

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragenfire68 no writing garbage is an art in itself

@dragenfire68

4 жыл бұрын

@@lop90ful1 well, it takes skill to write garbage but accidentally make something of worth IE jaws which was supposed to be B-movie hot garbage.

@spiderdude2342

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody's reaction to George Lucas when Star Wars Ep. 3 released

I love how much Onionman went after StrangeAeons so hard when she still had some semblance of civility. Krimson destroys his books (as one should) but I'm guessing he can't mock him for not being an unattractive chick so he ran out of things to roast him on.

@goldbergshekelwitz1596

3 жыл бұрын

Strange a qt idk what onionshit is talking about

@hiitsnicetomeetyou

3 жыл бұрын

Remember when he rated her an 8.6 in one of his videos? He can't even mock her for being unattractive because we know he really thinks the opposite lmaoo

@theolast9727

2 жыл бұрын

Strange is hot as fuck, the onion is just mad

@frootsnacc6790

2 жыл бұрын

Probably a sign of misogyny, when you think about it He will gladly talk trash about the young woman who is at least civilly trashing his book But is radio silent about the fellow man who has made hour long rants basically saying he does not know how the world works when it comes to writing

@CorpusCacus

Жыл бұрын

​@@frootsnacc6790Onionboi transcends misogyny and misandry. He sees all men as nonentities, and women as objects made to worship him. He's hateful and evil to both, but since he thinks a woman's role is to fawn over him, he takes particular offense to hearing one criticize him.

Onision: "I know if I were an adult and I saw other adults trying to give underage kids alcohol, I'd throw him in the creek" Sarah: "Greg and Kai let me have alcohol"

Calling it now, His fourth book will be only tabs and everything is highlighted

@rach3092

5 жыл бұрын

He’s writing a FOURTH?! WHY?!

@sanfransiscon

5 жыл бұрын

It's all one 400 page long sex scene

@hazelmykitten1067

5 жыл бұрын

@@sanfransiscon With a minor, we can't forget the minor. It's Greg's signature.

@theoledicktwist6247

5 жыл бұрын

@@hazelmykitten1067 during a school shooting

@sabrinapapa7224

5 жыл бұрын

@@theoledicktwist6247 that he roller skated into

Fanfic writers: Make real plans, work on making characters, work on making a sensible plot, may actually ask friends to proofread, will most likely take constructive critiscism Onion: nO cRiTiScIsM pLeAsE i DoNt NeEd It

@justinevert1504

4 жыл бұрын

When fanfic writers (not counting the exceptional ones) have higher standards than you, you've reached a new low.

@RiaxaraCo

4 жыл бұрын

sarah p. I’ve read more good fanfics than Onision has written good paragraphs.

@bea4828

4 жыл бұрын

I write stories on Wattpad and my friend helps me edit and even points out if any of my characters do something out of character and she helps me worldbuild (something I need to definitely work on)

@left-2-write28

4 жыл бұрын

@@bea4828 every writer of any caliber wants a friend like that. I'm jealous. What type of stories do you write?

@bea4828

4 жыл бұрын

@@left-2-write28 I like to switch from different genres. But mostly fantasy. I hardly ever do romance, its just not my cup of tea.

the fact that he wrote a gross sex scene between an 11 year old and 15 year old is absolutely disgusting it becomes even worse when you remember that Onision started dating his most recent partner when they were 17 and he was 26

Ok listen up. I’ve been noticing a trend in how Onision writes his mom in the books, and I'm trying to illustrate this with my very own experiences. See, up until a year ago, I loved my mother like nothing else in the entire world, going so far as to stay with her when she moved out of my dad's house, even though I realized it meant a life in poverty (she isn’t earning much because she can’t be stressed, can’t even work the full 8 hours). My entire 15 years until that day I always loved my mom more than my dad, enjoyed her company more and even believed her when she spoke about how my dad was 'manipulating' her and all the bad things she spread about him. However, around February/March 2020, she kicked me out of the house, suddenly and without forewarning. With all the screaming and destroying furniture that comes with it. That night, as I was stumbling through the night without shoes, a phone or even a jacket (I leapt out of the window in fear, we lived on the ground floor), that was the single most terrified I’ve ever been. Every few steps I turned around, afraid she was following me, and I didn’t sleep two more days after that even as I was safe at my dad's house until I eventually collapsed. Now, a year later, I'm pretty sure I know what led to that. My mom has diagnosed depression, always had even when I was a kid, but that’s no excuse. She’d been manipulating me into believing the things dad did for me and her always had some malicious background. And around the time of her kicking me out, I’d started to hang out more with my dad, even openly questioning whether or not she was actually as much of a victim as she was making herself out to be. Hell, I even just realized that she was making fun of my dad when he contacted her about potentially suicidal thoughts. The point I'm trying to make is that I assume that Onisions mother abused him in an emotional way just they way my own mother did, but he just never came to fully realize it. And I assume that he’s unconsciously trying to process that trauma in his books. As I said, there is absolutely no proof to what I'm saying, it’s just the way I’d interpret how his mom always seem neglectful yet loved by his self-inserts. And, this was kinda therapeutic to talk about, so thanks for reading all the way through.

@stardustunicorn8440

2 жыл бұрын

Almost a year late, but I hope you’re doing much better now

@lemonywater2979

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you're doing OK now. Take care of yourself.

@my0s0t1s

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you’re doing better!

@scotthurr5925

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for writing this all out. In many ways I feel that I can relate to this. My mother spent many years in an institute and I helped her through all of this from 9 -16 (when I left for good). Through the drugs, electroshock, all of it, I did everything and was told how terrible my father was. Unfortunately I was going through my own kind of grooming and becoming her caretaker/surrogate spouse. But it gets both complicated and dull from there.

@renard6012

2 жыл бұрын

Woah. That's messed up, not gonna lie. And it's sad that things like these have to happen in the first place. In all honesty, I hope you're in a better mental place now, and I wish you the best.

“Non-audible noise” i just wanna hear how onion boy defends that line

@CarlsCozyCorner

5 жыл бұрын

Answer: I couldn't pronounce it, so I put it in to sound smart.

@infiniteshay8660

5 жыл бұрын

Even a tasteless taste makes more sense.

@mmaantj

5 жыл бұрын

It could work if it was used in a situation like a tree falling in the woods with no one around to hear it. We know it should make a noise but we cant hear the noise if were not near. But Onision used the actual sentence “HEAR a NON-audible noise” and it just... no

@aaroncross6874

5 жыл бұрын

Onision needs to rapidly cease existing.

@phlora

5 жыл бұрын

“iT oBvIoUsLy NoT aUdIBle tO hUmAnS, aS a FaN aNd TrUe SuPpOrTeR YoU WoULd KnOW!”

so lemme get this straight, not only do i get End game, Game of thrones' largest battle to date BUT I also get you slam dunking on a emo man baby's crayon scribblings once again? THIS IS A GREAT TIME INDEED!

@cameronpeterson6734

5 жыл бұрын

It's Christmas in April

@emilyfouquettehoffman7886

5 жыл бұрын

Right? Good times!

@TwighlightLugia

5 жыл бұрын

@@cameronpeterson6734 Hey, no need to be hurtful. I know lots of kids whose crayon art is wonderful.

@hellopancakes3877

5 жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly concur.

@shieldmaiden8269

5 жыл бұрын

Then ep 3 s 8 finally comes out and you get just sad 😭 why D&D whhhhhyyyu

According to others I'm a pretty decent writer. Personally I'm extremely self conscious about my writing and practically refuse to publish anything I write...but hearing about onion boys books give me confidence

@ryokiritani4187

3 жыл бұрын

Dude are you my soulmate or something? We're the same!

@KelseyDrummer

3 жыл бұрын

I'll read it.

@Nixeu42

2 жыл бұрын

God, but I know that feeling.

@filthycasual6118

2 жыл бұрын

I used to be like that, too. Too much the perfectionist. Just remember that nobody else can stop you from making bad art. Is the art police going to break down your door and arrest you because you didn't write a perfect story on the first draft?

48:15 Actually, that could work. A story where a bunch of weird, unexplainable stuff keeps happening and you expect it to lead up to something, but it turns out that the protagonist just has really bizarre luck and has to live with the constant anxiety of "Is this an important sign, or is it just some weird coincidence?" Then, some weird stuff happens and the protagonist thinks it's just another funky occurrence, but this time it actually turns out to be something important, but both the characters and the reader are so used to "a weird thing happened but nothing became of it," that nobody catches the signs of something sinister actually going on.

@Oxygen1004

3 жыл бұрын

"And Nothing Came of It" Is to good of a title for something like this

@kanenorris9164

3 жыл бұрын

You basically just described dirk gently, but solid idea.

@stupidbluegoblin77

3 жыл бұрын

@@kanenorris9164 Has this idea already been done?

@alexbradshaw5466

3 жыл бұрын

Tales from the gas station

@themoocow7718

2 жыл бұрын

This seems like a pretty good idea.

I love the evolution of the titles: - Nihilistic Cringe - Second Verse, Worse Than The First! - *_God is Dead!_* Edit: HOLY SHIT!! That's the most likes I've ever gotten on a KZread comment tysm guys!

@harryportfelikartakredytow8907

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the next one is going to be, "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"?

@ChilledNeon

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao I thought God is Dead was the title of the book at first, this is golden

@DreamyFlowerz

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChilledNeon Me too! X'D

@charlienot-my-real-name3123

5 жыл бұрын

This is abysmally off topic but I love your icon

@DreamyFlowerz

5 жыл бұрын

@@charlienot-my-real-name3123 Aww thank you!

Your cat was trying to save you. He says, "Pay attention to me!! I'm more interesting than Onion boy's books."

@davelife3324

4 жыл бұрын

Chad Schmaltz I wouldn’t say that these books aren’t interesting. They’re analogous to a train wreck full of burning clowns. Interesting, but not fun to look at.

@Browski1254

4 жыл бұрын

@@davelife3324 wow your a better writer than onion boy!

@left-2-write28

4 жыл бұрын

I feel that Ash was trying to tell Rogue that he, an illiterate feline unable to read or understand human language, would still understand how objectively awful Onision's book is.

@gj4916

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's a therapy cat and it sensed that he needed some emotional support to push through this.

It's amazing how this guy (Onision) has dabbled in so many different talents. He's created viral videos (the "I'm a banana song"), created his own cult, he's done self help videos for young audiences, he's done political debate, and he's written multiple books. And yet everything he creates is garbage.

@opalyasu7159

Жыл бұрын

Just like Chris Chan! He's created viral videos (Virgin with Rage song, I'm workin on it, etc) He's delusional and embraced occult behaviors He poorly talked Sarah May out of ending it all He knows heck all about politics (he voted for Lisa Simpson in 2020) And need I say anything about Sonichu?

@mokugoldendragon

Жыл бұрын

​@@opalyasu7159 Sonichu is a futuristic masterpiece

@eliesh3833

11 ай бұрын

@@opalyasu7159 Don't forget severe sexual deviancy...

@opalyasu7159

11 ай бұрын

@Eli Esh Yeah but onision is more of a pedofork. CWC kept it in the family and liked older women

The weirdest fucking thing about the... relationship between Julie and Daniel is that it's triple predatory. Julie is abusing a 12 year old, while she is 4 years older. It's not portrayed as a bad thing. Ew. Julie is a creep. Daniel might be mind controlling Julie on accident. If that's true, that's creepy again. But like, turned around on Julie. BUT DANIEL, THE 12 YEAR OLD CHILD IS GREG'S SELF INSERT CHARACTER. He's essentially writing himself diddling a teen into the story. It's mind boggling tbh. I feel like he might gave forgotten that his character is a child in this book. That's why he points out that Julie is 18 at that later point. He's like "ShE's LeGal" but he forgot that he's 14 in this scenario.

@Mr_Mistah

2 жыл бұрын

It's not that big of a deal

@serena841

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr_Mistah It is when you actually know what his...preferences....are.

@AliceBunny05

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr_Mistah it is that big of a deal when a good chunk of the reason people detest him is because his favorite thing to do is toe the line on grooming minors. He very narrowly avoids breaking the law with young girls, but that doesn't make it okay.

@patricksalone5871

2 жыл бұрын

Greg's stupidity is truly unmatched

@bloodyhell8201

Жыл бұрын

Predationship

So is no one going to bring up the hypocrisy of. "My backwoods are like my best friends." After he tried the whole Gofund me for demolition work for the ecosystem behind his house.

@subtotalaljar3620

4 жыл бұрын

As an aside. The more I listen the more I wonder. Are the aliens trying to protect humanity from Greg?

@d.lan3y

4 жыл бұрын

@@subtotalaljar3620 probably, yeah

@WillieManga

4 жыл бұрын

@@subtotalaljar3620 That would be pretty fucking interesting. I am aware of the Death of the Author philosophy and understand that isn't Onision's intention, but I would much prefer a story where the protagonist is the bad guy and aliens are the good guy. I think that was called Metro?

@subtotalaljar3620

4 жыл бұрын

@@WillieManga Is that what the aliens are doing in Metro? I guess I should read the books.

@WillieManga

4 жыл бұрын

​@@subtotalaljar3620 Sort of. There are these things in Metro called The Dark Ones who have an alien nature to them. SPOILERS It's revealed in the end that they were evolved people who don't directly attack humans. They instead attempt to make peaceful contact with humans, but their psychic capabilities are kind of akin to a cosmic horror, in that normal humans are unable to comprehend it. The character can see some of their peaceful messages, but is unable to understand their intent until just before he rains down death upon them.

this book is genuinely less well-composed than a warrior cats fanfiction that I wrote in 4th grade

@85set05

4 жыл бұрын

WARRIOR CATS

@prussiasaurusrex2707

4 жыл бұрын

My former medicine cat turned deputy with over twenty kits that I made in like 5th grade is also a better written character than half of the characters in this story too-

@nbv6975

4 жыл бұрын

My 4th grade Winx Club role plays were better composed than this

@mdiddio

4 жыл бұрын

Evan This is less well-composed than my actual cats' fanfiction of Warrior Cats.

@danaemcmiles7477

4 жыл бұрын

This book is absolutely less composed then my creepypasta fanfiction that I wrote in 8th grade. So on brand.

Fun fact, I was in the same age range as Daniel (11-14) when I was sexually abused, by my babysitter no less. Funner fact, it was extremely traumatizing to the point where I still can't watch certain movies without being reminded of those events, can't feel comfortable in the presence of men even when I know the man I'm with would never do something like that, can't fucking deal with my own brain, which has developed severe memory problems as a result of my PTSD. Did I say fun fact? I meant the opposite. That all said, I'd like to thank you, Krimson. You usually don't play into the "angry reviewer" trope very much, something I respect you for, but seeing you get genuinely pissed off and furious at the romanticization of pedophilia in this is very, _very_ cathartic to me. I hope that's a small consolation for the hell you had to go through.

@catboysephiroth560

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is a year old, but I hope you're doing well, internet stranger. Remember your body sheds all its cells in 7 years- one day, you will have a body untouched by that filthy individual. I hope your mental state remains stable and you are able to one day trust men and masc people(who are worthy of your trust) without reliving that pain.

@purplezombie4940

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you're doing better❤

@cayleece7890

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear what you were put through. I hope you are feeling better.

@JennaLeigh

2 жыл бұрын

Same- it was my uncle. The ONLY people who believed and supported me were my mom and dad. The rest of the family accused me of "wanting attention" and "lying to get sympathy". Hearing Krimson rant on that felt.... Almost empowering! Also my uncle died in 2016- in prison for child P and various other charges connected. It was validating, but devastating, because had people listened to me, my cousin's kids (uncle's own grandkids) could have been spared. I share this NOT to make your thread about me but to let you know that we may be internet strangers, but we share that, and I pray you find the peace, solace, contentment, and happiness you so richly deserve. 🖤

@WillieManga

2 жыл бұрын

AND THE FACT that Greg doesn't acknowledge that this is a bad thing means one of three possible things; 1: This didn't really happen to him and he's full of shit, or 2: Something is just THAT wrong with brain already. Or 3: He's really in denial about the trauma and that played a factor into how messed up he is. I know everyone deals with abuse differently, but very few people make cults more insane than Westboro Baptist Church over it.

"brown haircut" is it just me who is irrationally mad at that phrase? It hurts to read.

@Firefly07

2 жыл бұрын

Numbers spelled with symbols and letters hurt to read 4our 7even 9ine See?

@EllaAngeli

2 жыл бұрын

@@Firefly07 Fant4stick Fantfourstick Fourour Seveneven Nineine

@Firefly07

2 жыл бұрын

@@EllaAngeli I hope you take pride in your malicious actions

@EllaAngeli

2 жыл бұрын

@@Firefly07 I Do!!! :D

"God is rapidly ceasing to exist" Fixed the title

@yughhsa

5 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@TrashPixie666

5 жыл бұрын

Rapidly.

@terrycoyle6864

5 жыл бұрын

You now, that actually almost works

@roundishcap

5 жыл бұрын

maybe the title should read: Maeby Gawd are Rapitdly Caesnig to exist: by Onion given his bad typos

@dubbingsync

5 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, this comment might have become the title of the next part.

Onision book #1: it couldn't get worse Onision book #2: it couldn't get worse Onision book #3: it couldn't get worse

@gaydummy2845

5 жыл бұрын

Onision book #4: it got worse.

@InviWasTaken

5 жыл бұрын

Exceeds expectations sometimes. Just in all the wrong ways.

@iitimaii8011

5 жыл бұрын

Onision book #17: It cannot possibly ever in a million years get any worse

@no-man_baugh

5 жыл бұрын

Onision book #128: It’s going to get worse

@tompossessed1729

5 жыл бұрын

@@no-man_baugh #300 So bad it's Banned by governments across the world and now has become the main method of torture.

1:05:14 KrimsonRogue understands foreshadowing as a literary device so well that he gained the ability use it in real life

Drinking game: Take a shot everytime Krim says "nothing became of it"

@joleenquack

3 жыл бұрын

Don't do this...you'd die of alcohol poisoning.

@VicXIIIHow

3 жыл бұрын

I want to attempt this. But I also don’t have a will soooooo...

@vissersixty-nine6246

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that even if I did that with water I'd die

@isdrakon9802

3 жыл бұрын

@@VicXIIIHow try this one then. Take a shot everytime Krim gives a compliment in the video regardless of who or what is directed

@VicXIIIHow

3 жыл бұрын

@@isdrakon9802 I feel like you would watch all of the reviews of Onion king’s books and still be sober if we are doing shots for compliments

Honestly I found the book inspirational. If someone can write and publish a book this godawful, then I can DEFINITELY turn the hacky bullshit I write into a novel. Thank you, onion-chan!

@Andjelka99

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think any of his books were published. I think he was self publisher (for first one it was for sure)

@rebeccafitzgerald2817

4 жыл бұрын

All of Onion boi books are self published

@AzuraDragonFaether

4 жыл бұрын

Nextralife dude actually same though

@ilopominecrafter

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it is self publish. No publisher who wasnt drugged into agreeing would ever say yes

@acerbicgeoff7821

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilopominecrafter that's a catch 22. The amount of drugs it would take to make you agree to publish this would almost certainly kill you first

Onision's books are like the perfect example of when Narcissists try to write. They refuse to let their work be edited, their work has unironically creepy themes with zero self-critique or self-analysis, the self-insertion is painfully obvious because they can't imagine the experience of anyone but themselves, and any critique they get falls on deaf ears and is chalked up to stupidity ("people are too stupid to get what I was going for") or haters ("people are just jealous"). Edited to include self-insertion

@uberpwner48

4 жыл бұрын

just like rick sanchez?

@kevincanavan2440

4 жыл бұрын

uberpwner48 yeah but at least Rick is smart

@narrowstone5363

4 жыл бұрын

@@uberpwner48 yeah except in hit case, he's given reasons to think so highly of himself (or at least so lowly of everything else)

@josemcknight8686

4 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why is onision so hated.

@2348212

4 жыл бұрын

@@uberpwner48 The main difference being that ricks narcissistic personality is seen as one of his biggest flaws

Those tabs ... I've seen less color at a pride parade

"As I looked at my balls, A vicious fear gripped my chest. My balls were glowing red."

As someone who grew up genuinely isolated and lonely, I do understand the whole 'the woods are my friend' thing, but like... they were my friend because I could wander in them and day dream for hours. Not because I anthropomophized the trees.

@Ilsezwarts

5 жыл бұрын

same. Not an impossible characterisation, but just a very poorly realised one.

@fruitygarlic3601

5 жыл бұрын

Even local necro*, Jervas Dudley, would look down on -Greg- our protagonist for that.

@XamiNaxamis

5 жыл бұрын

I think if anyone starts to anthropomorphize trees to the point you consider them genuine friends, they've got bigger problems than just loneliness

@entr3_nou5

5 жыл бұрын

Onision: the world’s first tree furry

@gogomarioloshi

5 жыл бұрын

@@XamiNaxamis that just sounds constant drug use.

this book makes me want to “rapidly cease existing”

@pigeonatic

4 жыл бұрын

No speed would be rapid enough

@thenderyoshi

4 жыл бұрын

/fill ~ ~ ~ ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:stone

@Xezian

4 жыл бұрын

@@thenderyoshi i get that joke i like that

21:34 You're not wrong I said I love you - a statement of fact Only I said I love you - sounds more accusatory of the other person I only said I love you - sounds more defensive/dismissive depending on the tone I said only I love you - trying to dismiss the possibility of other people trying to court this person I said I only love you - just love and nothing more, or to provide assurance they're the only person that they show affection to I said I love only you - sounds like to provide assurance to the person they're talking to that they love them, but much more explicit than the above example I said I love you only - gives more of a possessive vibe to how it's being said

His books are 100% study material in narcissism.

@KaiKrimson56

3 жыл бұрын

And why self-inserts are bad. How are the aliens smart enough to give Greg powers and dumb enough to let him kill them!?

@SorowFame

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaiKrimson56 I don’t think self-inserts are universally bad, write what you know after all. You just need to be aware of your own flaws so you can still make an interesting character. Onision is not aware of his myriad flaws.

Whenever I get discouraged with my writing, I remember that Onionboy will always be worse.

@drdispekful747

5 жыл бұрын

A good reminder that you can apply to anything really. No matter how bad you are at something, onion will always be worse

@mag-narwhal

5 жыл бұрын

Same sometimes I'm like hmm... is this line coming across right.....Eh better then stones to Abigail

@JessycaLunawoona

5 жыл бұрын

I'm writing a story of my own right now. Sometimes I get discouraged and worry that my writing just isn't good. Then I remember, I will always be better than onion boy because I'm actually putting in effort.

@kaimikaze5391

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks, writing now gonna use that advice along with the advice in the video

@shy2infinity

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Just remember, so long as you’re putting in effort, you will always be better than Onision. It’s just another fact of life at this point 🤷‍♀️

Any decent writer: this dude died Onision: r a pi d l y c e a s e e x i s t i n g

@lizabethhampton4537

3 жыл бұрын

tfw applying "Said is dead" to, well, "dead". Making "Said is rapidly ceasing to exist".

@olezka_dostoyevsky6434

2 жыл бұрын

sounds like me when i was 8 trying to replace normal words with "fancier" ones

@kasiajarzebska3739

2 жыл бұрын

Reminded me about the game 'Yiik' and it's elevator scene... The elevator that wasn't just 'shaking' but also 'vibrating with motion'.

@olezka_dostoyevsky6434

2 жыл бұрын

@@kasiajarzebska3739 bruh lol, i suppose that _is_ one way to put it

@redactedduetosafetyreasons

2 жыл бұрын

He Is Demontized. SO He's Slowly Dying MORE Painfully! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUFFER ONION BOY! SUFFER!!!!!

“And then it gets worse” is the best way to describe this man’s writing career. It baffles me how this guy can get his works published, when there are genuine good books that get overlooked by publishing agencies and it just makes me sad.

@SpringTigress1

3 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel better, this book was self-published on Amazon. Which is why it's so poorly edited.

@samuelbarber6177

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpringTigress1 that does make me feel better, thank you.

Tbh, the “seeing glowing corpses” power sounds like something an ace attorney protagonist would have.....

@samkuperman9035

3 жыл бұрын

Spin-off where you play as a detective/private investigator with this power, uncovering crime scenes for the lawyers to deliberate on along with Gumshoe and Ema Skye.... Ace Attorney: Interrogations!

@Pandachu123

2 жыл бұрын

Devil Survivor is kinda similar? But instead of a glow, it's a countdown. (It's been a while, so my memory is a bit hazy on the story.)

@samkuperman9035

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pandachu123 oh I’ve been meaning to try out an SMT game, it looks pretty cool lmao

@Pandachu123

2 жыл бұрын

@@samkuperman9035 Devil Survivor and Persona are my favorites. SMT(4) kinda gave me PTSD due to the extreme difficulty curve. But they're still very enjoyable games!

The L kept disappearing from Phill's name because Onision was too busy holding it.

@punchyboi6915

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooooooooh daaaaaaaaaaaam

@watchyourprofanity8032

4 жыл бұрын

The best comment I've ever read loool

@Therebesquare

4 жыл бұрын

What’s the “L”?

@xLiLlyx98

4 жыл бұрын

@@Therebesquare glad im not the only one who doesn't have a clue 😅

@durandal_273

3 жыл бұрын

@@Therebesquare basically it means that someone made something very, very bad

With how much time Greg spends with them, you'd think he'd learn how to write prepubescent characters.

@KodieUnknown

4 жыл бұрын

Only if they’re willing to feed his ego and satisfy his sick desires.

@watchyourprofanity8032

4 жыл бұрын

Oof shots fired

@tinky8888

4 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT.

@ishanisasdev3000

4 жыл бұрын

I shouldn't be laughing at this 😂😂

@ayoooowerllyouthere5556

4 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT YOU AINT WRONG-

1:16:32 onision realized he was painting a male parental figure in a positive light and thought "oh shit. Can't have that now, can we?"

I'd like to thank Krimson for helping me write better characters with the 'getting into your characters head' thing. I've started thinking out my characters actions as if i were them and take the logical route that they would based off their experiences and moral code. Thank you Krimson, now I have a god killing bipolar demon son who i love more than anything!

@kawakir

2 жыл бұрын

So... Where can i read this book? Because that description alone already hooked me into liking the character

@cowgremlin

2 жыл бұрын

@@kawakir the majority of the story is told through animatics on my channel :) character i described can be found in 'flints ordinary life' if you wanna know abt him

"Sometimes I feel like my real friends are the woods that surround my house, the creek that runs by it ... they don't leave me, they don't lie to me--" CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

@Solanin0803

5 жыл бұрын

7.5/10 for this book. There was no skating and no school shooting that Greg, I mean Daniel, stopped. Points for edge, tho

@vilotdarkmanner6801

5 жыл бұрын

Linkin park doesnt deserve this

@VoicesInYourHeadphones

5 жыл бұрын

They're his friends that don't leave him until he bulldozes them down and has the government have to step in to stop him.

@vocalcalibration8033

5 жыл бұрын

"I don't need friends, they dissapoint me."

@PalitoSelvatico

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe thats why he destroyed those trees, he got into a fight with his frienda

I really want "three, two, one- you're wrong it was aliens" on a shirt now.

@lydiarand4786

5 жыл бұрын

Best idea ever. I need that shirt.

@coreopsis6163

5 жыл бұрын

Homestucks do not have free speech

@entr3_nou5

5 жыл бұрын

@Callium 413 oof

@presumablydeadarm

5 жыл бұрын

me too! id design/print it if krimson wanted!

@esmebelmond4090

5 жыл бұрын

@@coreopsis6163 Pretty tough coming from someone with 413 in their name.

I... Saw... Onion Boy's attempt to Defend the child sex part of his book. It involved him reading the Whole Fucking Chapter! It got more fucked up from there!

@crudeblue7886

2 жыл бұрын

You poor, poor soul. Also did he do this on stream?? How did he get away with reading that part

@scotthurr5925

2 жыл бұрын

@@crudeblue7886 By saying it was a beautiful experience with a hot chick. I turned it off midway through and reported it.

@crudeblue7886

2 жыл бұрын

@@scotthurr5925 WHAT?? I'm so glad you reported it, that's absolutely awful of him to say especially about children

@scotthurr5925

2 жыл бұрын

@@crudeblue7886 Yeah... When he said, "Blame the 11 year old," I (somehow) managed to suppress my gag reflex and used that as the time stamp when I reported it. I didn't say the genders because I was worried about misandry though.

@meloneatingwolf1882

2 жыл бұрын

@@scotthurr5925 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh……….. that is a very bad sign, especially for a father to say.

Not going to lie, if you auctioned off this book with the tabs and the notes to go along with it, I would put in a bid

Power move on your part, releasing this the morning after Onision started copyright claiming everyone

@barbaravenek610

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@commissaryarrick9670

5 жыл бұрын

There is nothing he can do about a book review . He doesn’t use any of Greg’s videos

@heydoeradio7298

5 жыл бұрын

@@commissaryarrick9670 the content idea system has never actually functioned all of Greg's claims are false literally every single one and yet he still holds the power to remove videos take monetization and overall be a dick on a power trip

@ilopominecrafter

4 жыл бұрын

heydoeradio so lionsgate and many other movie studios?

@kristyanrichtr8959

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilopominecrafter I would like more giving part of the money to some movie studio, maybe they will be able to make better movie with some more (if it was a rant video) and if it was good, well, wouldn't mind too much too, it's their work and I used it. But Onision is an unchangeable piece of crap that I wouldn't touch even with 5 meters long stick.

this book makes me wanna commit rapidly ceasing to exist

@toffeebrain4793

5 жыл бұрын

Oh well at least you still know how to English. Onision cannot take your correct use of grammar from you

@ivantheterriblepart3

5 жыл бұрын

mikaila 😂 LoL!!

@leontrotsky9268

5 жыл бұрын

mikaila mr me I don’t feel so good

@jmr5758

5 жыл бұрын

I go commit thanos snap

@HalfBakedHeroes

5 жыл бұрын

He made the next title your meme.

Thinking about it A story where a kid is so lonely an isolated that they actually make friends with a body of water would be fucking tragic It however could be a good opening for "actually the body of water was a nature spirit who the kid befriended and they go on magic journeys together and fight evil" which would be less tragic

@validark

2 жыл бұрын

I cant get this out of my head - Sammy quietly sniffled as he stumbled through the underbrush, his feet sore and his heart aching Mum had forgotten to pick him up from school, again. The fourth time this week. All the other kids had laughed at him while he waited for his mum to show up until after only an hour they had all been taken home. He hated it at school, no one was nice to him! Even the teachers would sneer and bark at him when he couldnt find his voice to answer a math question. But he thought he might hate being home more... at least at school someone *noticed* him. His mother had barely said a word to him the past 3 days and he had had to make himself his own dinner. Sobbing now he limped over to the stream he would have to cross to get home, he could of walked along the road instead of through the forest but then it would of been really dark by the time he got home and he hated the dark. Partway across the stream he froze, unsure if he had heard something or if the wind had been playing tricks with his ears and cries. As he waited, his tears dripping from his trembling chin and his shoulders shaking he heard it again. A voice. 'Can you hear me?' The voice said, seeming to raise from the air around him like a ghost. At Sammy's surprised hiccup the voice continued, 'are you sad?' "Yes," Sammy whispered, his throat sore from his tears, "who are you, Im Sammy." 'Oh im the steam! Why are you sad? Are you hurt?' The voice sounded genuinely concerned upon hearing Sammy's distress. Sammy considered how to answer, his mum had always said Dont Talk To Strangers, but was a stream a stranger? "Im sad because my mum forgot to pick me up from school and everyone hates me there and makes fun of me and my feet hurt and i dont want to go home but im scared of the dark so i have to go home and and-" he cut off, unable to get anything out around the sobs that had been building up throughout his explanation until he was wailing and couldnt stop himself. As he cried he was sure he heard the voice trying to sooth him but he couldnt be sure until two damp arms came around him in a tight hug. The stream had risen up into the shape of a young boy in a tunic and trousers, around Sammy's age and only a little taller. The stream boys arms were strong and steady and Sammy didn't think, he just threw his own arms around the boy and sobbed until he had run out of tears in the first embrace he had been given in so long. When it was over and he could speak again he croaked out a question. "How did you know i was sad?" 'Your water. When it fell into me it tasted so so sad...' The stream replied still holding on tight. "I don't have any friends..." He whispered, suddenly ashamed at his loneliness but desperately hoping this stream would hear his plea. The stream took so long to reply that Sammy begun to think it had rejected him and tried to pull away, only to be stopped when the stream held on tighter. 'I do not have friends either, maybe we could be friends?'

@validark

2 жыл бұрын

Sammy would be 10 and i was trying to base it around books i remember reading when i was 10

@GoodWormDoctor

2 жыл бұрын

Please please PLEASE be a writer!

@validark

2 жыл бұрын

@@GoodWormDoctor im working on my pwn thing but like an idiot i need to get character down first

@GoodWormDoctor

2 жыл бұрын

@@validark I *feel* that

I'm a brazilian teen with English as a second language. The fanfiction I write in English is better than this book