Nigel Ng: British Chinese Restaurants | Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club
I've actually been to Hard Wok Café and it's really nice...
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why does Uncle Roger disguise himself as Nigel Ng to do standup comedy?
@freedomofnow
3 жыл бұрын
I came wondering the same thing!
@folknarongrit
3 жыл бұрын
hahaha it's the other way around!
@bobtehdinosaur
3 жыл бұрын
@@folknarongrit thx -_-
@BertMCOC
3 жыл бұрын
@@folknarongrit r/woooosh
@GrimdourTheRampager
3 жыл бұрын
It's his nephew Nigel.
Uncle Roger’s egg fried rice takeaway must be called “Send Me a MSG”
@robertsmatisons8278
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment is underrated
@rachkate76
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SherifRFL
2 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome!
@thehighender3813
2 жыл бұрын
Soooo underrated 😂😂😂😂
@julienprevost5409
2 жыл бұрын
« MSG in a bottle »
He barely lasted 2 minutes, thats why Auntie Helen left.
@johnnycatR58
3 жыл бұрын
HAIYYYAAA
@calvin_dabos
3 жыл бұрын
He could have lasted longer if they gave him a longer time slot. He deserved more time on stage. He's world famous now !
@araisikewai
3 жыл бұрын
The problem is not how much time he was given, but that he ends his set in middle of a bit.
@channelglenn
3 жыл бұрын
If you could last two minutes auntie Helen would’ve stayed
@akiramen9535
3 жыл бұрын
Auntie Helen never existed
I thought Uncle Roger was really just who he was. Hes still funny, but I'm processing things right now.
@qupidmox
3 жыл бұрын
Hiyyyaaaa. Nephew Nigel is not so bad.
@dronepilot1333
3 жыл бұрын
He is the nephew of Uncle Roger
@dpainter1526
3 жыл бұрын
I understand, I felt the same way about Mr. Miyagi
@Kineceleren
3 жыл бұрын
He created uncle roger persona in response of bbc egg fried rice recipe but people like it so he kees doing it now
@vienlinh1601
3 жыл бұрын
This one is better than uncle Roger. I enjoyed all of his videos before people know him as uncle Roger.
"Hard Wok Café" is pretty good. I hope there's a real one.
@danmccauley80
2 жыл бұрын
There's one in Liverpool city centre lol
@yrot1123
2 жыл бұрын
@@danmccauley80 they have the best fly lice
@wolger
Жыл бұрын
Lol
I got his point about names in former British colonies. When I was training in Japan, I met a lot of "Wilson"s from HK
@silverstar501
3 жыл бұрын
Wilson is definitely a popular name here in Hong Kong and we actually considered it a rather modern one.....
@jungyew
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. My cousin's name is Wilson.
@ayszhang
3 жыл бұрын
@@silverstar501 modern cuz it's English that's all 😂
@vendock
3 жыл бұрын
I know a Charlemagne from HK
@gaijinph
3 жыл бұрын
@@vendock That's some "Old-English-Lets-Free-The-Holy-Land" name
The moment Blackpink's 'How You like that' was played as the BGM LOL
@JasperLTZ
3 жыл бұрын
Somehow BlackPink and BTS songs are everywhere now
@aaroncross1801
3 жыл бұрын
@@JasperLTZ you forget bang bang bang..
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
3 жыл бұрын
@@aaroncross1801 Yeah, that doesn't get played as much as BTS or Blackpink, though... BangBangBang plays more in Korea, I feel.
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
3 жыл бұрын
@@JasperLTZ That's a good thing. :)
@M4RCM0NT31R0
2 жыл бұрын
Haiyaaaa... So stereotypical....
Nigel, you are so right about these punning Chinese restaurant names! I live in Edinburgh, and there’s a Chinese restaurant near me by the name of “Wok Ness”, with a picture of the Loch Ness Monster disguised as a Chinese dragon 🐉. 🏴 I visited Jerusalem a couple of years ago, and it occurred to me that you could have a Chinese kosher restaurant there (they do exist btw) called the Ho Lee Lan (Holy Land, geddit?)
@user-ci9cg7ys1j
2 жыл бұрын
Wowwww. I like the name ho Lee lan
@sambros2
2 жыл бұрын
Haha Wok ness is a good one
@flavioy2f
2 жыл бұрын
much better than WOKENESS
@SighNaps
2 жыл бұрын
That phenomenon occurs in the US as well but is regionally dependent. For example, I live in NYC. Here all Chinese restaurants have Mandarin or Cantonese names, most don't even have English characters on their signs. I travel for work occasionally throughout the mainland. There are some hysterical restaurant names in the areas with very few Chinese people. Especially the midwest and south. Some of my favorites that I have seen were No Mo Tofu, Chow and Maine, King of Chongqing, Humpty Dumplings, Kung Food, and my personal all time favorite, Phat Dong. If you were to get take away from Phat Dong, the containers all say "It really fills you up!" on the side. *Edited to correct spelling error
@angeliquewu8318
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ci9cg7ys1j I don't think that's actually a name. I can't think of anything in Chinese that could match the pronunciation
As a Malaysian I am so proud of him. So true about English names. Really like his shows. Great job man! ☺
@rbenji500
2 жыл бұрын
ok geraldine xD
@gerald9113
Жыл бұрын
i feel you geraldine
@Sleviron
9 ай бұрын
thanks Gerald
@JJONNYREPP
5 ай бұрын
Nigel Ng: British Chinese Restaurants | Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club 0140am 28.11.23 the basic premise of his work being: all white people look alike.... ..............................................................................................................................................erm wok this way.... err.... saturday night's all right for frying.... wok car -maybe that would be a mobile chip shop....
It's like he's from Malaysia, lives in the UK and sounds like he has an American accent all combine into one.. lol
@tfimperfectangel
3 жыл бұрын
He has American accent? Lol
@richienomura425
3 жыл бұрын
@@tfimperfectangel he doesn't sound British to me that's for sure..
@richienomura425
3 жыл бұрын
@@tfimperfectangel early life he moved to the US to study engineer probably why he sounds American..
@loganjukes8820
3 жыл бұрын
@@richienomura425 Lot's of non-native English speakers have an American acccent. They learn English watching Friends and Seinfeld :D
@icekiat
3 жыл бұрын
he was studying in the states before moving to UK hence the mixture of accents
He went too soft with the audience. I watched his old stand up, he roasted everybody.
@CalvinLimuel
3 жыл бұрын
he only had 3 minutes, he needed his pre-screened materials, not too much crowd work.
@Gates2Aion
3 жыл бұрын
One word snowflakes.
@JoanKSX
3 жыл бұрын
Yea. His Singapore stand-up roasted so hard and that's so freaky brilliant and hilarious XD
@woofa7519
3 жыл бұрын
He probably got traumatized by roasting a wrong person
@bubot17
3 жыл бұрын
True
He talks about British restaurants making Chinese food but that Malaysian chef he interviewed once, making Pasta and Paella was just as funny 😂
I kinda like how Singaporeans and Malaysians have British names tho. It's unique and reflects the multi-ethnic culture of the region.
Support from fellow Malaysian!
@allaboutsboyzz4737
3 жыл бұрын
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"rice to meet you...." LOOOOOOL
@christineh6856
3 жыл бұрын
Rice to meat you.
@ashkhan2300
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahha that’s the name of his podcast isn’t it ??? 😭
@mono8476
3 жыл бұрын
its not that funny imo but ok
@ssportslivetvstreaming
3 жыл бұрын
@@christineh6856 lol that sounds ur about to kill me with a chopsticks
They don't just left us with just old English names, they left us with names so hard to pronounce! I got a friend named Wilfred. He can't pronounce his name. His parents can't pronounce his name either. All day running around Wheel-flayed! Wheel-flayed!
@The_Angry_BeEconomist
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@brightiris
3 жыл бұрын
How on Earth do you give your children a name you can't pronounce? At least you do the pronunciation, doesn't matter if the pronunciation is actually right or wrong.
@JaniceCho
3 жыл бұрын
@@brightiris like how Elon Musk pronounces his youngest baby's name ? XD
@aircastles1013
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious if true!
@edwardtruong1849
3 жыл бұрын
RM SJ SG JH JM KT JK One and the only way I know is this. My parents know how to spell my English name (Edward) but when they pronounce it, it’s (Ehwok) for them. They know it’s wrong, but the point of being inconvenience is far too great to give a damn for them.
Thaitanic and Bow Thai were once restaurants in Sydney, Australia.
@jazzycat8917
3 жыл бұрын
No Asian cuisine is safe from the puns. Worst is the Vietnamese ones with some stupid varient of Pho directed at westerners who don't know the correct pronounciation of Pho
@cilaneloke9860
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@DevilboyScooby
2 жыл бұрын
Did that first one go under?
@-_James_-
2 жыл бұрын
There's a Thai Tanic in Belfast which makes a bit more sense than Sydney, because where the Titanic was built. :p
@LittleMissPeppi
2 жыл бұрын
@@jazzycat8917 that's Pho sho 😜
Uncle Roger must be proud of him. Nigel will grow up to be a great comedians, just like his uncle
"Nigel Ng, ladies and gentlemen. The next comic is someone I'm sure you all know. give applause to Uncle Roger!"
@atharvakulkarni1892
2 жыл бұрын
fuiyoh
A bit safe, seems like he’s holding back.
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
3 жыл бұрын
He only had 3 minutes, so he didn't get nearly as much time as on other stand up shows. He probably would have roasted harder with more time, I think.
@BuckyBoba
3 жыл бұрын
Ya, maximum funny in short time. 3 Minutes, la.
I love how he chooses topics that have a very bloody and violent history intentionally, presenting them satirically is an art. English school curriculums (from what I remember) gloss over the harsh realities of Colonialism. Comedy is nice way for people to be introduced to the horrors their ancestors committed - you can hear how uncomfortable the laughter was when he made that comment about spices. Although, I agree with a few of the other comments. He really held back this time, I wish he hadn't done that lol
@hugoclarke3284
2 жыл бұрын
Harsh realities of colonialism? Try telling that to Hong Kong
@onthepalehorse
2 жыл бұрын
@4th Chairman he didn't even mention any brutalities of colonialism, he literally just mentioned colonialism and people were uncomfortable
@harryyyyyyyyyyy7273
2 жыл бұрын
they dont gloss over it
Singaporean Basil here mate LOL
@squarepusher645
3 жыл бұрын
james from australia living in finland. :( this is no joke.
@user-cw1eo1in7p
3 жыл бұрын
@Justin Trudeau former British colonies...
@squarepusher645
3 жыл бұрын
@Justin Trudeau you lack spice bruh.
@MeiinUK
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God..... This is so weird. Lol.... Basil is a very old traditional name. Lol... It's very true what he said. And in the UK, most parents won't name their kids those names any more, but instead, they go for more American names instead. Which is even more weird... Most names are also not Christian names either any more.
@roxannawhittaker-lewis1707
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
as an asian harold I feel called out
@jeremythomas4744
2 жыл бұрын
As a malaysian with a completely white name... well i dont know what other name i would like so im happy with what i have
The lack of of spices does it for me
Since I been listening to his podcast. I think Nigel is one of the funniest comedians out there!!
@smaxo9368
2 жыл бұрын
What’s the name of his podcast?
@sharp7866
2 жыл бұрын
@@smaxo9368 he was doing a podcast with fellow comedian Evelyn called ‘rice to meet you’. But that’s on hiatus atm but he’s recently started a new one called haiya I think. Can be found on his KZread channel. But not got into that yet!
the names, the names is cracking me up! the old British butler names…
@Alys.H
2 жыл бұрын
Wait...butler names...it kinda makes sense...
@221b-Maker-Street
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve met quite a few Asian _Walters._ 😳
@wolger
Жыл бұрын
Lol
He’s like Graham Fellows. A very funny man who, as with John Shuttleworth, will always be overshadowed by his awesome comedy character.
He needs to do some 'uncle roger' stand up.
I seen Nigel in dublin live and he tore us irish a new one when it came to our irish "chinese" food
Ah that was too short, good stuff Nigel! From Gary
@O1OO1O1
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it's from Steve. He told me it was.
I remember seeing this and hearing BlackPink, so I watched this segment and loved it.😂😅 Nigel Ng is now my favourite comedian.😂😅
imagine being that dj though, presses play to one track all night at the start and end of a comedians set ... rip
At least in this one he's not just doing all the jokes he does as Uncle Roger but in standup format.
Nigel/uncle Rodger is an original love his humour
Nicely done Nigel! From one Ng to another this one hit the spot for me 😂
@innoc3ntbystndr
3 жыл бұрын
And you also have a nice Anglo first name just like Nigel😄
@timonkreuschitz3894
3 жыл бұрын
*Ricely
@flavioy2f
2 жыл бұрын
If NGL is not gonna lie, NG is just not gonna?
Ya'll literally had the chance to play Feel Special by TWICE when he walked in and didn't 💀🤯😂😂
@mochichichi2458
3 жыл бұрын
Why would you want to play that when you can have Blackpink?
@zaramia2280
3 жыл бұрын
@@mochichichi2458 if you listen to his podcasts (Rice to meet you) with Evelyn Mok you'll understand why.... Its like his go to song😅 he uses it as a sound effect.
@zaramia2280
3 жыл бұрын
@@mochichichi2458 Please don't get me wrong, I love Blackpink as well. I was just referencing to his podcast.
Hard Wok Café! LOL - Rice meeting you all!
I’m so hype there’s finally a funny new standup
He’s good! And so true, I was at college with a couple of Chinese lads, Eric and Dennis! 😂
So excited to see him now .. love uncle roger mostly though
He is funny. Love uncle roger
"Who is ordering these?" Children. No lie I once went into a Chinese restaurant and saw a woman come in with her two kids, BOTH kids ordered chicken nuggets and chips (fries).
Nigel is top notch!
"Naan of your business" xD
For someone who stayed in Singapore for eight years I can totally relate to this!
As a Canadian of Asian descent, this makes me feel funky.
2:30 ... my dad's name is Walter Francis, my mom is Agnes, my brother Abraham, sister Abagail and me Amos... Family full of English names
@akumamakima2280
3 жыл бұрын
Damn those are old school british names.
Appreciating the black Pink intro ♥️🤗
@DyonBosch
3 жыл бұрын
How You Like That?
as malaysian ,I recognize his eng-chinese slang same as malaysian engchinese slang at couple of second of his weijo
lmao i knew this was going to go hard when he said all he wanted to do was just drink tap water
There's a curry house called "Tikka to Ride", a chippie called "Rock and Roe" and a hair dressers called "Curl up & Dye" near me. There's also a 2nd hand record shop in London called "The Vinyl Solution" yet, all these pun-names pale in comparison to the shop in Dublin that exculively sells front door embellishments - "Knobs & Knockers".
Nigel is easily one of the best modern comedians 🙌
@distinctloafer
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is easily one of the best joke.
@delannister139
3 жыл бұрын
@@distinctloafer Everyone else seems to disagree
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
3 жыл бұрын
@@distinctloafer They had likes on their comment, unlike you; Bye Felicia!
@mono8476
3 жыл бұрын
uhh
@rossconnolly3402
3 жыл бұрын
Is this a joke? Hes a nobody in comedy
Very funny and straight to the point!
Nigel! Awesome! More bookings soon! More Bookings!
Basil Wang 😂😂😂
his malaysian stand up was amazing i was dead at the end
He is so so funny. Does he have any other performances that I can watch?
@ckwok4593
3 жыл бұрын
He has his own KZread channel m.kzread.info
@gamelux3900
3 жыл бұрын
C Kwok nice thanks
@BuckyBoba
3 жыл бұрын
He does! Check it.
Wow, uncle roger does a really good American accent 😆
There is actually a "Naanstop" in London, and I recall seeing a "Naansense" in Chicago.
We also have some Mcbryan’s and Mcdonald’s which names doesnt rhyme with our looks! 😂
All this time I thought Nigel doing uncle roger was his actual accent woww
Uncle Roger!!! Aiyyaahhhh!😂😂😂
Naan of your business. Love it.
Uncle Roger !!! Hai Ya so funny lah !!
@H4FI2
3 жыл бұрын
more like walaweh or fuiyoh lol
Best chef around knows how to make it. They learn fast and delicate super fast food and smashing great food to eat. 😂 🇬🇧 ❤️ 😎 👌
Hilarious. Immediate subscribe!!❤️
The names thing… lol. That’s why I named my shih tzu puppy Stanley. 🤣
Oh no it was too short haha I was hoping it would be longer lol
I feel like British people sometimes laugh out of nervousness when they get roasted by comedians because they want to like laugh at themselves to ease tension, but I think sometimes the nervous laughing causes some jokes to just go r/whoosh which doesn't make them sit and think on it afterwards. Not all the time but sometimes.. Love Nigel's standup, feel like he could have gone even harder on em hahahaha
@andysmith5464
2 жыл бұрын
Another who doesn't understand why generalisations like that sound so childish. Foreign comedians on British stages often pick the same dialogue.. maybe they're laughing out of politeness like when a 5yr old tells you the same joke for the 500th time? There's a reason the Brits have the best comedians in the world, their humour is very diverse.
@eliasashwood1460
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's because we're so used to hearing the same old shit about us from foreign comedians. Bad teeth, bad food, bad weather. It gets a bit boring after the 10th time some random immigrant pulls it but we're also expected to laugh out of politeness at the unoriginal 'comedy'.
Mawaan and Uncle Roger know each other?! I feel like I'm in a fanfic.
Love it 😂
Nephew Nigel is killin' it.
OMG Did Nigel Ng confuse everyone by his successful fictional character called 'Uncle Roger'? XD
More !
Omg my whole world has been shattered....
Basil Wang? nonono no basil on the wang... sounds like it would sting...
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
3 жыл бұрын
Ouch! That's how you get fired from any restaurant.
wonderfully funny!!
WOK 'N' ROLL!!!
He needs to be on the next Taskmaster!
Nigel is a great name, especially for a comedy career, it reminds me of the movie Top Secret with Val Kilmer, hilarious! In America that is a sexy name because you don't encounter it often. Please come do stand-up in America!!! There is plenty to make fun of here and we like getting roasted. We have a good sense of humor. We would love you here.
😄😄😄😄 LOOOLLLL!! The crowed was tough though!!
Same with old Russian names here in Yakutia 😁 Khristofor, Luka, Fedot, Iakov, Matvei, Praskovya, Matrena, Fekla, Akulina etc
He's a philosopher afterall
Uncle roger, always a funny guy
love the spice joke haha
He's so talented
OMG, Its Uncle Roger!
The beauty of British women and the quality of their cuisine made the British the best sailors in the world.
Chinese restaurants have great chips!
@illyrusemperor9278
3 жыл бұрын
And great hot dogs i heard!
@5H4K490
3 жыл бұрын
@@illyrusemperor9278 those really are the dogs bollocks
@That_Guy-
3 жыл бұрын
@@5H4K490 AYYYYY lmao
@lin90210
3 жыл бұрын
@@illyrusemperor9278dont lie....ikea services horse meat though
@Pablo_sanz359
3 жыл бұрын
My theory is that Chinese restaurants serve great fried food because they use lard.
Brilliant guy
Where is the Malaysian accent !? OMG !! I like him even more now LOL
lol they called him nigel ong and then proceeded to play blackpink as his bgm
@picklecat4819
3 жыл бұрын
Blackpink are pretty popular at the moment with the new album out 🤷♀️
Bazil Wang HILARIOUS 😂 🤣
ITS UNCLE ROGER
i live in western USA and pho places all have puns in their name 😅 like “what the pho” and “pho king noodle”
Dont forget the Vietnamese puns. Pho King Good Noodles
Epic comedian
Naan of your business is genius
uncle roger, OMG, so cute!
UNCLE ROGER