“I have the right to bear arms so I’m gonna USE THEM!”

"The Bear necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground"

@daniellavaladez9538

7 жыл бұрын

I freaking DIED on that one.

@ericjohnson5462

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

@AverageKingBooEnjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite

@devonsmith934

2 жыл бұрын

My second favorite joke from this collection right behind (Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Winny the SHUT THE FUCK UP!).

"Yogi wanted me to come and give you a nice big BOO BOO!" (PUNCH!) That's my only bear joke.

@quinna5537

2 жыл бұрын

Here's my only bear joke. "Let's do the Care Bear countdown, 5 4 3 2 (PUNCH!)

@DamonNomad82

5 ай бұрын

"I'm not a bear in a cage, I'm a CAGE in a BEAR!" (PUNCH!)

My favorite: "Sister Rose, meet Brother Bear."

@tylerleach8796

9 жыл бұрын

+DeltaGrδvyle My favorite: "The bear necessity says you need to get more acquainted with the ground"

@SuperLordGaming

9 жыл бұрын

+DeltaGrδvyle Mine was "The Berestein Bears said hi." :D

@89Crono

9 жыл бұрын

I hear you've been harnessing pic-a-nic baskets?

@Spiran_SphereHunter

9 жыл бұрын

That pun was unBEARable

@WingItMan217

9 жыл бұрын

+GullwingYunie I cannot even BEAR to think about those puns anymore

"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Winnie the SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Best line from anything ever.

@elizabethescalante8114

Жыл бұрын

My favorite was "Waka Waka, whore!"

This legit one of my favorite NC moments

@CaptainCJ97

9 жыл бұрын

+Kyle Baird same

@shinjojin

9 жыл бұрын

+Kyle Baird Same here!! XD

@sharkracingfanpage8364

5 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more with you 😂😂😂

@infinityalbi9840

5 жыл бұрын

Does NC stand for "Nostalgia Critic" or "Nicholas Cage"?

@Chaosmarauder

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinityalbi9840 yes

"Freddy Fazbear here, this dead horse is beating YOU"

@Superluigi881

5 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious. I can’t stop laughing.

Surprised he didn’t make a Goldilocks reference. It’s easy, watch: “Goldilocks, meet furry FIST!” “How’s that porridge now BITCH!” “Hey! A house in the middle of the woods doesn’t mean come in! (Punch!)”

@WriterKing92

3 жыл бұрын

He actually did. “Papa Bear thinks this bitch is too conscious!” *Punch*

@H240909

3 жыл бұрын

@@WriterKing92 I figured that was a Burnstein Bears reference.

@jamesmalinowski4033

2 жыл бұрын

@@H240909 no that was the next joke.

Loved these five in particular: 1. "Papa Bear says this bitch is TOO CONSCIOUS!" 2. "The bare necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground..." 3. "I hear you've been harnessing pic-a-nic baskets." 4. "Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp, it's got the crunch with PUNCH!" 5. "Only you can prevent not getting your ass kicked by Nicolas F*CKING Cage!"

Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp, it's got the crunch with PUNCH!

@Tareltonlives

9 жыл бұрын

I agree

@fhb3

9 жыл бұрын

+Tareltonlives My favorite too.

@nicorizzo5402

7 жыл бұрын

Tareltonlives It's golden crisp...

@liamgossen9855

5 жыл бұрын

Nicolette James that’s correct but only in the America. In Canada it’s still called sugar crisp

This really DOES deserve one of its own videos...

@xlawxc

6 жыл бұрын

Tintin Fan And an extended cut.

"Take this, Gruntilda! Guh-huh!" "The King of Iron Fist Tournament is mine!" "It's punishment time, suckers!" "Skip the Toreador March; you're going down!" "Ursaring used Focus Punch!" "Outta the way; that Spyro punk gypped me!" Wow, I never realized how many bears there are in video games.

@conndor2753

10 ай бұрын

You got me with the Tekken reference XD

My favourite: "Pattington told me we should meet face to fist!"

@misscomicnerd2011

9 жыл бұрын

Padington

I've heard of a bear in a cage, but not a Cage in a bear.

@circuitrionjuliusbreaker9924

Жыл бұрын

You can take a bear out of a cage, but you can't take the Cage out of the bear.

@deadcool3227

Жыл бұрын

Makes more sense than putting a monkey in a cage

"I can't BEAR to see you like this. By that I mean standing up" "Made a rug from my father? My turn to make one from you!" "Named yourself after a flower? Well a president was named after ME!" "And I thought you smell bad dead" "There's a bee on your face let me get it (PUNCH) Got it!" "Time for a game of punching bitches" "I'M A BEAR! I'M A BEAR! I'M A BEAR!" "Let's reenact the fight scene from Ted" "Gosh you look hungry may I recommend a bear claw?" "Gee, (G.) I'm (M.) living (B.H.) in a Nicholas Cage!"

“Time for some boxing, bear knuckle!”

6yrs on and STILL a keeper 😂🤣💙 "Gummy Beeeeears...bouncing here and there and in your FACE! 🙂👊"

"Only you can prevent not getting ass kicked by NICHOLAS FUCKING CHAGE" this had me dying

"Sister Rose, meet Brother Bear" "The Bear Necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground" my two personal favorites

" Hello I'm Kuma, It seems you weren't ready for the next battle."

“Hey what kind of doughnuts do you like? I prefer (PUNCH) BEAR CLAWS!” “No more Coca Cola for (PUNCH) YOU!” “Be sure to give Chicago a call when they need a new (PUNCH) MASCOT!” “I’d make an Edge reference but you wouldn’t get it.”(PUNCH) “Little Bear sends his regards.” (PUNCH)

“The bear necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground” my favorite :)

That was one of the best NC moment ever!

@burntruffles1556

9 жыл бұрын

Did you mean Nostalgia Critic or Nicholas Cage?

@Dyl482

9 жыл бұрын

+Johny Boy They're the same, think about it.

@kuro13wolf

9 жыл бұрын

+RebirthWoWGuild Not too hard.

@xgray2012

9 жыл бұрын

+arthy You're damn right!!!!!

GUMMY BEAAAAAAARS! BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND IN YOUR FACE! continue in replies

@dinodude8899

6 жыл бұрын

Gamewiz sister rose? Meet brother bear! *PUNCH!*

@XvXgriffon

5 жыл бұрын

Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp; it's got the crunch with PUNCH!

@numbjuhnu

5 жыл бұрын

I hear you've been harnessing pic-a-nic baskets!

@deadcool3227

5 жыл бұрын

@@numbjuhnu Paddington told me we should meet face to fist!

@bullwinkle524

5 жыл бұрын

The bare necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground

The best one I saw in the comments of the original video: You can cage a bear but you can't BEAR THE CAGE

@BossReacts9906

6 ай бұрын

I saw that one too, it was great 😂 we should make our own in video format

(Sings) “Welcome Welcome Welcome to the Big Blue KNOCKOUT!”

"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Winnie the SHUT THE FUCK UP!" cracks me up everytime.

Ok here's one. "I bet you are not BRAVE enough for this! (Punch)"

"In Soviet Russia, we put the Cage in the BEAR"

So funny that I can't BEAR it!

@The_AngelStar

9 жыл бұрын

Seeing these comments is unBEARabe!

@UnitysPleasures

9 жыл бұрын

+Jacob AngelStar . . . Bear.

@kas8ia

9 жыл бұрын

+Jacob AngelStar haha...

@miwhitty8316

4 жыл бұрын

Punch!

"This is for stealing my fucking porridge"

All of Doug's PUNCH lines are simply unBEARable!!! XD

@kellimeyer288

8 жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Winnie the *punch* SHUT DA FUCK UP

Now I have the Gummy Bears theme stuck in my head, AGAIN.

@ReelCinnemonProducts

9 жыл бұрын

+Todd Begay You're not the only one...

@AGrayPhantom

9 жыл бұрын

Gummy Beaaaaars! Bouncing here and there and everywhere! ... Well crap. Only thing that could get this song out of my head is the Duck Tales theme...

@ReelCinnemonProducts

9 жыл бұрын

Now I have Duck Tales AND Gummy Bears in my head!!! FUCK!!!

"Do the care bears countdown! 5, 4, 3, 2....*PUNCH!!!!!*" XD

The three bears send their regards. Mama bear said knock you out. I’ve been receiving kung fu training from jack black.

Winnie the Pooh would like to know where his honey at!

Thats for my soup goldylocks

You don't look like you care enough! *punch

I STILL can't watch this without laughing so hard I can't breath.

Gummy bear! Bouncing here and there and in your FACE!

11/10 - Nicolas Cage

This kills me every time. Got funnier when friends started saying I’m built like a bear 😂😂😂

"What would I do for a Klondike bar? Punch a B#TCH"

My favourite is "Allow Me To Introduce Myself, I'm Winnie The-SHUT THE FUCK UP!", but it just barely beats "Gummy Bears! Bouncing Here and There and IN YOUR FACE!"

“I hear you been harnessing Pic-a-Nic Baskets!” 😂 so Un-BEAR-able!

I remember when I first saw this. I was watching the Wicker man review he put up and bored out of my mind, just like when I watch the actual movie, when this happened. It caught me off guard and I was laughing my ass off.

@Goddessvenom

5 жыл бұрын

This was the first nostalgia critic video I ever saw and was thinking man this sucks! Then this happened and I burst a capillary laughing so hard 😆

@gianinabadami5341

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the whole review was as creepy and weird as the movie that the moment when Nicholas Cage punched the woman and the critic gives his reaction to it totally caught me off guard. It was also a nice distraction from the creep factor. I will say I thought the reaction was going be the same as when he reacted to The Cat in Cat in the Hat get kicked but then it was interesting

My favorite parts "Papa bear says this bitch is to conscious" "Gummy bears bouncing hear and their " lmfao

Ever sense Nicolas Cage month I cant hear the NC theme song without Nicolas Cage.

Only you can prevent bad puns. No you can't

*Wipes Tear From Eye* Its so glorious...

0:21 Gummy Bears, bouncing here and there and in your FACE!

These never get old.

Time for a game of disappearing jawlines.

My favorite: "Can't get enough of that golden crisp! It's got the crunch with punch!"

"This is the way the Teddy Bears have their picnic, Bitch." (From The Disney Afternoon review) "My name is BEAR and welcome to my Big Blue House of PAIN!!!" (One I came up with to annoy my daughter and nieces) "Time for the Care Bears STARE AT MY FIST, Bitch!" (obligatory Care Bears joke) "William Perry! Mike Ditka! Walter Payton! And ME: We're Chicago Bears, BITCH!!!" (Since The Critic is from Chicago...) "I'm Nicolas Cage and I'm in a bear suit! POW!!!" (What else can be said about this?)

Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's fist

My favourite: Gummi Bears!!! Bouncing here and there and in your FACE!!!

@OFFICIAL-JAY-Z

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

O.K. I was born a 90s kid and I think it's impressive that I caught every single reference in each joke. Additionally, I'd have to say that my favorites out of the bunch were "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Winnie The SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" and "The Bare Necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground". I was laughing my ass off at those jokes.

I was just informed that Ace Ventura Pet Detective Jr exists. Please Nostagia Critic, put on a bear suit and punch this memory out of my head

I went to the Zoo today and genuinely recited each of these jokes outloud. I probably looked insane.

My favourite has to be the "Bear Necessities" one by far.

"Somebody toucha mah spaGHET FUCKING WRECKED!"

“You are not welcome in our big blue house!” *PUNCH*

My favorite part of the review

I couldn't bear this movie

Well...that escalated quickly.

🎶gummy bears, bouncing here and there and IN YOUR FACE!!!!!🎶

Br'er Bear wants to see your falling place! *PUNCH* That's for taking Coduroy's button! *PUNCH* How dare you steal Winnie the Pooh's honey! *PUNCH*

"Heihachi Mishima taught me this move" 🤜

Even after two years since the review, it still makes me laugh hard.

@DigiRangerScott

9 жыл бұрын

A year and a half

@gamepad3173

2 жыл бұрын

the real classic is that clip of All Along the Watch tower.

"I'm ya huckle-bear" That'd be my joke

I got a bear joke. It's from we bare bear. "We'll be bare. A wink of a smile and a punch in a face!"

Sister Rose? Meet Brother Bear.

I am so gonna use these jokes for whenever I play banjo and kazooie in smash 😂

Those jokes were grizzly.

I can't stop laughing!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!😂😂😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

0:21 Gummy Bears! Bouncing here and there and IN YOUR FACE!!

"Hey sister, looks you got a package delivered, it's "MY CLAWS".

“The Lannisters and the Bearinstein family send their regards”

"This is how the teddy bears have their picnic, BITCH *punch*"

My personal favourite: "Sister Rose, meet Brother Bear." . .

what? no care bears joke?

@TaylorOnyx123

9 жыл бұрын

+alma zoe I guess Doug didn't care... and neither do I for that matter. *Care Bears appear out of nowhere* Shit I hate it when that happens! DX

@DigiRangerScott

9 жыл бұрын

Time for a game of suddenly appearing FIST!

@TaylorOnyx123

9 жыл бұрын

YoungMario14 Thanks for that...

@sharpe4295

9 жыл бұрын

here's your care bear joke- "I'm an INTENSIVE care bear!"

@shinjojin

9 жыл бұрын

+Scott Sandler Good one! ;)

And then, “This is the way the Teddy Bears have their picnic, bitch!”

"H-He's-He's like a Bear! He's like a big shaved bear that KNOCKS YOU THE FUCK OUT!" TF2 fans I hope you got this joke.

I can't bear to watch this anymore. It's too grizzly!

@bear4537

2 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Bear*

“Only you can prevent yourself from getting your ass kicked by Nicolas FUCKING Cage!” Best one.

0:21 is my favorite

“I’m The Shimmer, time for your ANNIHILATION!!!!!” (Punch)

The picnic basket joke is fucking legend

eight years ago and still amazing

We have been graced with the beauty that is these jokes.

“This is how the teddy bears have their PICNIC, BITCH!” -From the Disney Afternoon review

"My Teddiursa evolved after learning _MEGA PUNCH!"_ "As an NFL mascot, let me introduce you to _SMASH MOUTH!"_

"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Winnie The SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!"

Sister Rose Meet Brother Bear!

It's the Cage Bear countdown! Five, four, three, two, ONE! *punch*

welcome - welcome - welcome - to my big bear fist.

The bear necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground

This is bearly watchable.

I'm gonna watch this whenever I feel down.