New Zealand Today - Chicken and Chips in Marton
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Guy goes to investigate a house that's been on trademe for over 10 years! But when that story falls through, he finds something even better.
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Someone nominate those boys for New Zealander of the Year award. NZ Ed Sheeran and McLovin
@Substers
5 жыл бұрын
maoriwargamer McLovin! Yes!
@blackflagqwerty
4 жыл бұрын
They got my vote!
@maorismurfnz
3 жыл бұрын
Got my vote haha
@magnowill
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@theusernameismax
2 жыл бұрын
NZ Sheeran!
2:00 - "whats good about the heratige buildings?" "brings you back"
@plhought
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but this part always cracks me up
@CaptainJozefBlackheart
4 жыл бұрын
Dead😂😂
@strangemachines_
4 жыл бұрын
bruceownsu we get the joke slashface
@sockmon1
4 жыл бұрын
That wit was neck lebel
@fakasi1993
4 жыл бұрын
@bruceownsu shot for making the joke dry captian obv
When his mate hyped him as he sang left me dead. Haha. Hands are salty but safe as. This is why NZ is home.
@johnhsmckay
3 жыл бұрын
I;m gonna start using that.
@theresajv5055
Жыл бұрын
I just wrote the same thing. And you may have the best name on KZread.
HAHA these boys are NZ legends!
@brooko3000
5 жыл бұрын
Shot guys might need to interview us 🤣😉
@ajbro6428
5 жыл бұрын
They are a bit weird no offense aye
@Kezza-od7pu
5 жыл бұрын
@@ajbro6428 The same as anyone put under the spotlight and then edited to make you look 'strange'. Fair play they did it.
@pdubzpyro
5 жыл бұрын
AjBro all offense
@HKT100
5 жыл бұрын
bro theyre crack up lmao
Hands down the best thing Guy Williams has ever created.
@callmekiwi7687
5 жыл бұрын
i agree
@user-wickedflower
3 жыл бұрын
Nah you gotta watch the Karen one its legend
@callum7081
3 жыл бұрын
Or part 2
@wisegeorge1472
2 жыл бұрын
@yoyothisisjo. Absolutely right, I agree with that. Nice to meet you here. How are you doing today?
Imagine going for some pizza for brekke, guy Williams rocks up and you spend the weekend with him and end it all off with the best chicken and chips in New Zealand
@Baset_
Жыл бұрын
And the world
Plot twist: these two end up making a few bucks from their new found fame and they end up buying the house in the first part of the story.
@nate2611
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah 5 nz dollars. And some checken and cheps.
@luke_the_fraser855
3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late as shit but that'd be jokesss
@slipperygypsy1366
3 жыл бұрын
Where they make sex robots
Why is everyone so afraid of six robots?
@gwynjudd
5 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of robots dude
@adrianlieutier7159
5 жыл бұрын
Because 7 8 9
@xwhite2020
5 жыл бұрын
Five is the limit.
@johnnycop77
5 жыл бұрын
Six is manageable. Seven, that is another story.
@Jamac007
5 жыл бұрын
they have scary looking teeth
“This motorbike here is over 20 years old”
@Petah5
4 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong.
@aleccastro4761
Жыл бұрын
hence they go there to fill their mind with knowledge
This was so wholesome
@knotsocialmusic
3 жыл бұрын
So glad to see you here haha
@imayjustlooklikearetardfor8306
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@sheetcvnt6132
3 жыл бұрын
I see you fuckn everywhere
@imayjustlooklikearetardfor8306
3 жыл бұрын
@@sheetcvnt6132 I am everywhere
Tourism is starting to heat up in Marton because of this.
@invincible_idol_mel
4 жыл бұрын
John stitt I did take a giant detour to go and find the dairy with the chicken and chips and sat in their table.... it was actually pretty good. The dairy was really well stocked, but it had like 5 security cameras hahaha I guess the game go to them?
@batt3ryac1d
2 жыл бұрын
two people came to see the sights and try the chicken the whole towns economy doubled over night.
I don't know how I got here but those pair need a comedy show or something. Get them a segment on the show !
@sagargaigawale
5 жыл бұрын
Here from reddit!
@DeTiro144
5 жыл бұрын
Something like the Great White North!
@sebsmith2173
2 жыл бұрын
@@sagargaigawale came from reddit again
This was amazing, LOL the most random video i ever clicked on in my entire life
I love the way Guy is just genuinely laughing at this situation.
I just wanted to say, as a sneering, critical, condescending Australian that these guys are fucking beyond cool and the entire nation of New Zealand has gone up in my estimations knowing that they are there. Even right now as I type this, they are there, doing something cool.
@MysteriousPerson1447
3 жыл бұрын
Do NOT swear
@tosgem
3 жыл бұрын
@@MysteriousPerson1447 do NOT boss me with your big, bossy boots
@MysteriousPerson1447
3 жыл бұрын
@@tosgem at least I live in NZ
@tosgem
3 жыл бұрын
@@MysteriousPerson1447 at least I don't
@MysteriousPerson1447
3 жыл бұрын
Where there are no big spiders or cockroaches (except some in Auckland) or snakes and no dangerous animals in the forests
😂😂😂My giggle for the Day "We are upgrading our SkatePark" #fillourheadwithKnowledge
@liamroyce5958
5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said that and the people I was with didn't. I'm glad some one Else did
@readyandwaitingwithasupris3693
3 жыл бұрын
Comunist bandits
"New Zealanders have the sexiest accents!" 4:13
@Kestrel-Huxley
4 жыл бұрын
This is why I don't talk to stranger in online games >.
@Aardvarked88
2 жыл бұрын
Who has ever said that New Zealanders have the sexiest accents?
@q_q123
2 жыл бұрын
Never heard
@blakeybarn
2 жыл бұрын
@@Aardvarked88 some research thing in the US
@nintendonut100
Жыл бұрын
@@Aardvarked88 some poll from a year or two ago lol
Favourite series
The two lads need a segment! How do I start a petition?
Watching this puts me in a good mood every time. Keep doing what you're doing lads.
My cousins lived in Marton up until a couple years ago I will never forget the good times when we went to the Centennial dairy😂 I have been there hundreds of times.
It’s bloody freezing, how is the ranga wearing a sleeveless jumper
@bigbearservicesltd9618
5 жыл бұрын
Adjeskdndjd Qwwe he's a ranga... they have special powers I'm pretty sure
@mattchapman7764
5 жыл бұрын
Same reason seals don't need a jersey.
@Gumbootz24
5 жыл бұрын
His hairs keeping him warm. It’s filtering down to his body
@jessestevens_aka_jesus
5 жыл бұрын
The radiated warmth of his fire-crotch is maintaining a safe average body heat
@anonymousmc7727
5 жыл бұрын
Suns out guns out
that was actually good. wtf is happening
@suitable1317
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
The power of friendship. Truly an inspirational story from our most trusted news source. Thanks Guy very cool.
Hahahaha..."salty but safe hands" That's why we love the kiwis
@crouchingwombathiddenquoll5641
5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was because he was eating fried chicken with his hands and had to do an awkward hand shake with the nerdy bloke ? Thanks for the explanation
@JMS849
4 жыл бұрын
He said safe as
What did I just watch? THE BEST KZread VIDEO IN NEW ZEALAND.
I want to have a beer with these two local heroes.
@pakauputairi2855
4 жыл бұрын
don't think there mum let them out after 5pm.
almost forgot to watch this again today
This is real journalism. Love it!
This was actulty realy funny get the ranga on ya show!!
Sitting at home in Brisbane and some one says Marton I instantly think of the world's best carrot cake. Ive been to Europe and all over NZ & Aussie and tried them all and nothing comes close to Sugar & Spice Coffee shop. The coffee is ok but the carrot cake...Words can not express how good it is.
Pretty neat; James Cook was born in my town, in England, in a place called Marton
@purplehaze8079
5 жыл бұрын
He was an absolute fuck
@kaliorocks5202
4 жыл бұрын
And his death was fitting for a man as he, chopped up on the beach and shared amongst chieftains of the Island he was trying to cheat. In the end they gave his crew who were waiting off shore a few bones back. They threw them overboard and told his people he died and was buried at sea, oh well.
This is so wholesome. I love you NZ.
Omg, these two lads have just made my day, Brilliant!! 😁👍👋
I look at heritage buildings building like "wow, beautiful" tooooo!!! I need a friendship like this.
The mic is like a magnet for weird-3:16 "i like the frog in Star Wars" plus "I'd rather have sex with an animal"-when u speak before u think. God i love New Zealanders, not sure if they realise just how naturally entertaining they are.
I can vouch that the chicken and chips are good!! 100%!!
"it's appealing" 😂
@steezybarzSTZ
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dbateman
3 жыл бұрын
I like things that are appealing.
“I like that frog from Star Wars” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I came to Austrailia from there 23 years ago...still LOVE seeing this
Those guys are total legends!
Love this.. was gonna go to Hamilton for a pie but now we're off to Marton for chicken n chips...
Something so sweet about their friendship. Hyping up his buddy's singing voice.
My hands are salty but safe as!
Give these boys acting rolls in the next New Zealand block buster movie man. Especially Edd Shearin.
those two kids are the best thing ive ever seen on tv. would lol again +1
And THAT'S how you do local news! (Can we have our soul back, America? Please?)
@latjjtal
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, US local news is not as fun... kzread.info/dash/bejne/kZp8yMmOaNKzg9I.html
@mrdaxtercrane
5 жыл бұрын
This is a comedy show. Not a news show.
@XX-lx4mr
5 жыл бұрын
@@mrdaxtercrane ah, didn't realize. Thanks. I just thought New Zealand was not uptight like that. Our news and media is in shambles (and I'm a dumb, triggered American! Godmanit!) so it's nice to see people who seem to honestly engage each other.
@mrdaxtercrane
5 жыл бұрын
@@XX-lx4mr our country is too small to hold a Monopoly like that of Sinclair. Then again the only way you get shit done here is honestly. The only Monopoly I can think of in this country, was the recent laying fibre cables in the different provinces. But it doesn't impact which ISP you can choose as they will all offer the same max speed just with different offers and prices.
I would pay to see that ed sheeran look alike just talk to me for an hour
this is the best..I died when little specs mentioned he liked the frog off of star wars.. hahahaha
Two of the most iconic New Zealanders of all time bless these men 🙏
"Nah, It's definitely Disturbed!" 😂😂😂
Omg, a real life Outrageous Fortune "Aaron Spiller" complete with Red Hair hahahHahah love NZ!
This is amazing ! I'd love this type of news in America.
i love those two country boys man that day the best thing in town was guy and they killed it yeah bros!!
year 2023 and I am still coming back to watch this video !!!!!
Best interview I've seen
Is that the Assassins Creed 3 Logo tattooed on the red head's arm lol?
New Zealanders are awesome. ❤️🙂
Not from NZ, but I want to visit now! NZ Ed Sheeran and McLovin forever!
Absolute classic. Pure unashamedly kiwi.
These boys are legends.
@antonyblikin3604
2 жыл бұрын
Hello my brother...
NZ people have the best sense of humour.. Love it
Makes New Zeeland look like a nice local little town.
this is the best content I so happened to come across gotta go for a mish to get some chicken and chips now
These two are gold!
lol CHUR to those dudes. Ed Sheeran and McLovin
"my hands are salty but safe as." im crying
that was actually really wholesome guy, well done
Lol these lads are everything 🤣💖 bless them
Someone nominate these two for a New Zealander of the Year Award.
These two deserve an award
I didnt know whether to laugh or cry..!!!
"I like the frog from star wars...." hahahahaha
“This bike here is over 20 years old”😂😂😂well he’s not wrong
These 2 lads are awesome. Salty, but safe as :)
From the naughty north but hands a safe as must be a kiwi thing chur boys
0:44 oldmate sees his opportunity, and seizes it.
Off to Martin today guys. Chicken and chips at Centennial dairy yeah.
Did McLovin' just call Yoda a frog? LMAO
Dvd store! 🤯 Oldskool Gotta visit Marton
These guys need a segment on the show for sure
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time
Nice, makes me wanna go to NZ!
When I just come across this in 2021 haha gold!
Give those two boys a TV show lol
the guy with the black hair and glasses looks like a kinda chubby version of will toledo of car seat headrest
@eggrolls7427
5 жыл бұрын
not gerard way of my chemical romance ||-//
@fabianhcars
5 жыл бұрын
"That Guy" happens to be a friend of mine, we were in kindergarten together
@tunedtofacgce
5 жыл бұрын
Fabian_ Hainsworth does he like the band car seat headrest
@georgedorre
5 жыл бұрын
I live twenty one pilots
@Jackson-pu7gd
4 жыл бұрын
nah he looks like mclovin
Nek minute...... = "Its the best Chicken n Chups in New Zealand" Nek minute......= " nah its definately Disturbed " Nek minute.......=" I like that frog in Star Wars..............That Frog Y'know that Frog n' his little green Light-saber"
Hands Down Best Vid
I'd love to see those make videos of them showing their town and interview random people from the town.
4:33 seig owt guy williams! roo roo!
That red head dude is such a crack up 😂
Hello from USA. Good lads !!
4:32 Guy foreshadowing the heils kitchen interview.
Hahaha 😂 New Zealand.. I miss home man
What's going on there? Is that the South Park version a kiwi Ed Sheeran?
Checking flights for NZ right now.
Guy Williams you are the funniest person I’ve ever seen in my life. Keep up the great kiwi humour
@TonyRule
5 жыл бұрын
You obviously don't get out much. He's many things, but funny isn't one of them.
@TonyRule
5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, I do.
@TonyRule
5 жыл бұрын
I'm the opposite of straight -laced. I just don't find Mikey Havoc's childish humour particularly amusing. I quite liked "Back of the Y" and I loved "Eating Media Lunch".
@TonyRule
5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy stole the limelight from Mikey. Loved 'The Unauthorised History of New Zealand' too.
The ranga wore the some clothes 2 days in a row 🤣
@howudoin8282
4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. Pooooooo! 😂😂😂
I see that assassins creed tattoo. Legend
Is that red head the kiwi version of the kid from Barnyard?