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@dexz99

3 жыл бұрын

Patiently waiting........

@panther58585

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Mr.Trevor big fan❤️

@LivingEconomics

3 жыл бұрын

Already did it idiot 😍 long back ❤

@tutifruti7488

3 жыл бұрын

You’ll do great at the Grammy’s!!! Pisces horoscope: “Your annual new moon in your sign (Pisces) will arrive on March 13 at 23 degrees, to set the pace for weeks and months to come. The new moon in Pisces represents the cornucopia-you can use it to advance any wish you desire.” WOW❗❗ Could it BE any better❓😀😀😀😀

@chanthitthitnyein7181

3 жыл бұрын

❤❤❤

Yo Dude, there’s a truck!! “It’s okay we’ve got the light”😂😂😂

@lyralifestyle6684

3 жыл бұрын

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Trevor knows how to use the traffic lights to its full potential.

@remrens9624

3 жыл бұрын

Trevor knows how to use side white man to its full potential.

@jozosaravanja1626

3 жыл бұрын

@@remrens9624 American*. Not all white people are same. Especially us from eastern Europe don't have much in common with Americans.

@elvinadhludhlu5380

3 жыл бұрын

You mean 'robots'.

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3 жыл бұрын

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@avijitkabiraj2187

3 жыл бұрын

Read comedy of coffin on kindle written by Avijit Kabiraj. Introduction : Two unemployed boys were employed by a mafia boss, their job is to bury a dead chef in the criminal's cemetery. The chef is the pasta maker whom the boss accidentally shot dead. The boys were chased by the police, shot by a sniper, rested in a church, kidnapped by an evil doctor, electrocuted, freezed, roasted, couple of ladies didn't spare them, survived the strange graveyard but when they returned after burying the dead chef, found the boss in a coffin. Could you please write a review for comedy of coffin. Email: avijitkabiraj11@gmail.com.

This is intelligence and comedy in one.

@nonhlanhlamahlangu8427

3 жыл бұрын

Thats trevor for you

@deuja09

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonhlanhlamahlangu8427 I swear I said the same thing on my mind before I opened your reply 😃😃

@jamesjjj

2 жыл бұрын

yup

@rarajiboo

2 жыл бұрын

I’m nodding! Sagely! 😂

For Indian traffic lights like Green means Go Yellow means drive fast Red means is there any traffic police or Go..

@mitesh2422

3 жыл бұрын

True story😂

@lonamisa834

3 жыл бұрын

No but if it'd be any cow they will surely stop... No matter whether light is green or yellow😂😂

@davidjuneja

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonamisa834 not really. Cow will most probably stop walking and you just drive around it.

@sy9854

3 жыл бұрын

Correct 😂😂

@Hellcatmyallias

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

I watch at least 2 Trevor videos a day. 1. enhances my mood 2. my IQ rises

@lilliansmithwhyte8498

3 жыл бұрын

😁❤❤

@lyralifestyle6684

3 жыл бұрын

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@randomcuboid8753

3 жыл бұрын

And....you are in sync with current affairs in globe😂👍

@lebz752

3 жыл бұрын

Periodt

@vreddy2455

3 жыл бұрын

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"As long as you have the white guy on your side everything is gonne be alright in America " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vincentpinto1127

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was an extremely well timed subtle twist. Was not expecting it at all!

@evadtrent5607

3 жыл бұрын

That's the thing about Trevor it's not really about the actual hoke it's the twisted story inside the joke that you have to look out for. Kind of like Dave Chappelle

@Sandra-vi3yp

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yes, the entire bit was funny but that last joke killed me dead XD

@vreddy2455

3 жыл бұрын

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@quasi_verum

3 жыл бұрын

true punch line

People are only commenting about his light jokes but he actually nailed it in the end with the dark humour in a completely different direction. Loved the ending.

@hiankun

2 жыл бұрын

A dark humor with a white guy. ;-p

In my country people still think that traffic lights are for decoration.

@telmacapita3825

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@telmacapita3825

3 жыл бұрын

Where?

@australien6611

3 жыл бұрын

India?

@illzeherbst4275

3 жыл бұрын

South Africa right 👀

@user-tr9jz9cu2p

3 жыл бұрын

Actually I'm from Triton the largest moon of Neptune. You earthling should visit us sometime it's only 4.338 billion Kms away and we are very friendly

In Nairobi intersections have lights, county traffic marshal and a traffic cop all giving different signals at the same time, you pic whichever works for you.

@ginnymugure9215

3 жыл бұрын

And pedestrians will step out when they are many, and are tired of waiting, so the cars will have to stop regardless of the colour of the traffic lights

@dOVERanalyst

3 жыл бұрын

@@ginnymugure9215 Hey! Same in Mumbai. Mob rules when pedestrians are atleast 30. Whatever be coming, we don't stop then. Try killing a herd. You can't. You won't.

@carolmorris404

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and red lights usually mean a rolling stop... 🇿🇦

@nonhlanhlamahlangu8427

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂that must be hella confusing

@wangechirahab8113

3 жыл бұрын

Nairobi it's on its on level

“If you have the white man on your side you can do whatever you like” 😂😂😂😂😂

@gardy4390

2 жыл бұрын

White man on your side how hilarious.

@leoniea138

Ай бұрын

😂

Traffic lights USA: ah shit there is a light we need to stop INDIA: HOLD MY ACCELERATOR

@kaneki1056

3 жыл бұрын

more like hold my brakes i dont need them😂

@sddheshraut2080

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaneki1056 LOL

@mscarlitasway12

3 жыл бұрын

Luv it

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3 жыл бұрын

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@mamathani-je6142

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Heyyy, he was walking down here. What's wrong with you?" was the best imitation man 😂😂😂😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

"It's for the intersection it adds atmosphere" 😂😂

@infotelligent

2 жыл бұрын

Lost it on the it adds atmosphere! 🤣

I like Travor' act. His scripts don't need any cursing words and still funny as heck!

In India Green :-Go Yellow :-Go Red:- check for police.. then go

@mscarlitasway12

3 жыл бұрын

Facts!!

@Amghannam

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly same in Egypt, except police doesn't care. As long as you don't cause a major accident, drive as you want.

@arcanum-a

3 жыл бұрын

India: Yeah and then you got 200 dead in a traffic accident. And there are 80 deadly traffic accidents per day. In one village.

@amiraebrahim4831

3 жыл бұрын

@@Amghannam ohhhhho then you are a brother

@ShuyanStoryTeller

2 жыл бұрын

No cameras in India? We obey the lights since there are cameras 😆

Trevor in all of his stand-up stages while joking through the show "I'm walking over here!"

In great Russia, traffic lights are used only when there are cars. That happens in about 50 days. All men are using tanks, jets, guns, submarines to travel. Cars there are for random travelers like us.

@mitesh2422

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, that was a good one 😂😂😂

@shreyanksurve8100

3 жыл бұрын

it's mother russia you fool

@sophierobinson2738

3 жыл бұрын

Russia dash cam videos....

@chrismully8387

3 жыл бұрын

😀😀😅😅😅damn.. That's a good one

@vreddy2455

3 жыл бұрын

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Trevor Noah is a combination of decency, intelligence and comedy. He is a person whom we can be.

@lyralifestyle6684

3 жыл бұрын

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"I want to tell you a secret, come here." 😂😂😂😂😩 Don't care how many times I watch Afraid of the Dark on Netflix, this part will alwayssss make me roll with laughter. Lmaooo! 😂😂😂

When my friend was in preschool, they asked him what the lights meant. He said green means go, red means stop, and yellow means drive fast. It says a lot about their parent's driving style

The way he said I am walking over here reminds me of Joey Tribbiani.

Trevor is so adorable. 🥺

I too dream of coming to NYC, Trevor. Hope it becomes true one day.

@kallen868

3 жыл бұрын

I ❤NY!

@lebz752

3 жыл бұрын

It will!

@mscarlitasway12

3 жыл бұрын

I hope it happens for you one day.

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3 жыл бұрын

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“It’s ok, we’ve got the light.” 😂🤣

You're the pure definition of "Mom, I've made it!" congratulations and stay grounded. Salutations from Romania 💕💕

I just never get tired of watching your comedy Trevor.. and I've watched the videos repeatedly... The humour is inimitable!! Thank you for your humour! ❤️

I came here to inform you guys that Trevor is in ✨Back 2 America✨🔥🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎉 Edit: OMG 50 likes that’s the most I had tysm guys😃

@sanayairani3175

3 жыл бұрын

Really...i will watch this movie...

@Khidrmuhammed1

3 жыл бұрын

Don't lie..... I was planning to watch comming to America tonight....

@svnday4507

3 жыл бұрын

@@Khidrmuhammed1 not lying watch on Amazon prime your self😊

@sammaher6174

3 жыл бұрын

And he played his role perfectly.

@coffeezombie6813

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Coming 2 America with Eddie Murphy? ... OMG you do! I've been waiting for that movie since it was first announced, I didn't even realize it was finally released, I'm going to go find it RIGHT NOW! Thanks for pointing it out, I think you just made my day. 🙂🙂🙂

It's so adorable when he does the African accent 🤣

Trevor Noah jokes are like music clips you can play and enjoy them any time and forever

The thing about Meditation is You become more and more YOU! Helping Meditators across the globe. Whoever is reading this, have a Great Life.

I just love and respect this man so very much. His intellect, spirit, and humor are unmatched. I feel like I've been to school and a comedy club LOL!

The way I dropped everything to watch this video was amazing😂 And fast...

Unlike some stand ups using vulgarity, Trevor has excellent content and finds the funny in the day to day happenings of life . His brilliant

i would have never thought to use traffic lights as a comedy topic. this guy is creative on another level.

Nobody Trever : hey I'm chevar noooooah

That man is my living rolemodel. He is doing a great work making people laugh.❤️

Trevor's white man accent is the best😂😂😂😂😂

So true, even living in the states after 25 years, I still look both ways before crossing on a green light. Just the way you raised in SA.

Trover single handedly killed Trump brand. He permanently caused irrevocable damage to him and his supporters. And I enjoyed every minute of it. 😆

@dancingnature

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t say single handedly but yeah . All those music parody videos helped

@sammaher6174

3 жыл бұрын

@@dancingnature Figuratively speaking.

@juliewagner8240

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!🤣

I felt the same way, seeing people in NYC put such faith in the lights was terrifying

Why do we call them Robots in SA? Who woke up and was like that Christmas tree looking thing that is meant to stop cars at intersections is a Robot. 🇿🇦❤🤣

@yungking2801

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually not wrong, you can call them Traffic robots or traffic lights..but in africa its just cut it short to robots.

@Mimeniia

3 жыл бұрын

Remember when traffic lights first appeared they in a way resembled the persona of robots. So in South Africa (Africa) it was basically just a reference based on on resemblance.

@carolmorris404

3 жыл бұрын

Yebo, another South African here. When my inlaws first came to South Africa, from the UK, for my wedding in 1983, they continuously peppered me with questions about the word "robots". Nothing else interested them except me trying to justify why we call traffic lights "robots". Shame, they are both deceased and I am divorced. The mystery of the "robots" was never solved 🤣😂🇿🇦🇿🇦

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3 жыл бұрын

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@nhloniphoingqwele5433

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolmorris404 😂😂😂 maybe that could have saved your marriage.

I really appreciate your work! So many comedians these days only focus on sex jokes with very little substance. We need more of this humor!

I love this guy 💕💕much love from Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪

I'm from Kenya and we too don't use the lights. Now I know they're for adding the atmosphere. 🤣🤣🤣

You just raised my life 25 years to 100 years 😝 Love from India 💜💜💜💜🥰 And in India traffic lights is just formality

The last sentence tho, you nailed it. Loved it.

Trevor am proud of you. You are making it big time and showing the world that Africa has talented people like you. Don't forget us and your accent ha...

Trevor can represent anything as a comedy in easy way with great concept. Love you man.

Hi Trevor! Love your videos You are a great person! Love from India💝

I'm from Africa I have a dream😂😂😂....

Each of yours, Trevor. Each of yours joke makes me laugh endlessly.. I watch it time and again... Brilliant talent man.. You simply 100% perfect 👍🏻 I wish I get to attend your live show some day..

This was helpful for the spirit

Trevor makes jokes a real life reality 😂😂😂

The ending was savage....!

This is one of the most thoughtful things I've ever had the privilege of hearing!

And that is a truck...load of laughter moments 😂 You are amazing 💜

As a German I can assure you, we not only do it the same way, we also stop if the light is red, even if there is no car or person in sight and wait... for the light... instead of just crossing the damn free street! 🙈😂

@chaimalekkam4233

3 жыл бұрын

My mom and dad visited my cousin who lives in berlin (we're not from Europe but my cousins are born and live there) and the first thing mom told us was about the traffic lights, she said the street was completely empty 😂 and she told my cousin "let's cross it's empty" and my cousin refused because she was waiting for the light alongside another old german lady, and i thought my mom was just dramatizing the scene but I guess it's true 😂😂😂

@dorolicious

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaimalekkam4233 It's totally true and I'm ashamed to say, that I also do it like that. 🙈😂 BUT, Berlin is kinda like the black sheep in Germany, because some people there do jaywalk! They get starred down for this, but you know... it's like the german gangsta level. 😂

@mecha-sheep7674

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing in Switzerland. I guess you can pick a map from Transparency International and it will give you the attitude of people toward traffic lights. The more corruption and lawlessness there is, the less people respect traffic lights. It's not coincidence that, in France, Marseille is the place where no one cares about traffic lights. Or speed limit, or one way street or whatever.

@oasis7716

10 ай бұрын

Visited family there. No close vehicle in either direction, I stepped off sidewalk to cross the street. Cousin grabbed my arm telling me to await light. Considered it so bizarre, I asked if she was certain.😄

hey Trevor! Big fan of yours from halfway across the globe! love from Pakistan!❤

Love love loveeee!😭❤️

It's okay we got the light.... that melt me

The traffic lights joke is so epic

Sadness disappears when I watch TREVOR NOAH

Omg u so got it right New Yorkers and light. Trevor, u r the best

Was in NYC 2019... Those dam traffic light talk to you. WAIT! lol

Anybody notice ‘I’m from Africa, I have a dream?’ Fifth time watching this clip, finally got it

Everytime Trevor drops a new video, it's like finding lost gold 🔥🎉

You're the best, Trevor!

"I've got the light"

five years ago i learned about trevor noah five years later he was the only way i knew how to laugh.

What took me so long long to discover this Awesome Man!!!👏👏👏

Hi Trevor. I have watched all your video. Thank you for made my day

Weekdays on daily show channel weekends on trevor noah:3

Hi Trevor!

@kookooforjooniepuffs4666

3 жыл бұрын

Omg. Omg. Omg. Omg. Omg Trevor noticed me. I can die peacefully.

Best channel I ever stumbled upon

Top! As always!!

Pray for Myanmar # Democracy for Myanmar✊

Born a crime was a amazing book

Love from Kyrgyzstan. Trevor is one of my favourite stand up comedians😊

Masterpiece

We also have traffic lights in Bangladesh but we don't use them. Love Trevor.

It's amazing how you can hear people coughing after laughing so hard.

The end of the message is awesome

well done. beautiful

i get the fear of trucks that trevor is saying, its true here in Africa trucks are the second highest cause of death after Facebook posts

@mscarlitasway12

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@niyonzimaephrasie4386

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

My dream when I was a child was to live in South Africa! And still dream at. You have the most gorgeous plants in the world.

Keep it up! Doing great!

I live in Toronto and have also mastered the pedestrian stare-down. Made me laugh.

Hi Trevor ..greetings from Indonesia.

Traffic lights are called robots in my country, South Africa.

Trevor! One of these days post also that amazing piece from Son of Patricia when you walked before the light turned green and a guy on his car called you the N word but you gave him the best answer ever ♡

You're not a comedian my brother you are hilariously storyteller ever walked planet earth literally,.educating us in a hilarious way.,basically I've learned more from you more than I've learned at school.your dedication and hardwork is an inspiration to me.

I should be studying for maths exam right now😢 But i have to watch this. Sooooo, iam gona have to go to special class form next onwards for failing in tommorow's exam 😧😧😖😏😫

@harijotsingh413

3 жыл бұрын

dude I have got a maths test too!! good luck on yours

@star-ks3bs

3 жыл бұрын

i wish you good luck on your math exam!!

@shadrachdevanesan7575

3 жыл бұрын

@@harijotsingh413 thanks mate

@harijotsingh413

3 жыл бұрын

@NIKETH good luck man

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3 жыл бұрын

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He is one of the man who defeated Doland trump

@sammaher6174

3 жыл бұрын

And I always wondered if Trump and his supporters knew the damage he was causing the Trump brand. 😉😉

These videos give me laughter in my depressing times ☺

Trevor you are a gift to this world, love the clean comedy 🎭. Hilarious for days, definitely subscribed!

We are from India, Traffic lights are just wedding lights

@dabeezkneez8716

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣💜

@mscarlitasway12

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Traffic 🚦 light is similar to bar pub in India 😂❤️😁

I'm from Ghana and the traffic lights story is spot on.

Oh Trevor, when it comes to comedy and sarcasm you're the No 1 😂