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@eyeinthesky1050

5 жыл бұрын

OMG i laughed so much that i think i pee myself, shared it with some friends and my girlfriend too, Love and respect to you from Sweden Trevor

@user-qi7lv5gj9v

5 жыл бұрын

love you Trevor from north Africa

@lediolluka4153

5 жыл бұрын

U are a legend trevor

@MercyMysteryMusic

5 жыл бұрын

😍 Celebrity Crush

@davidjsaul

5 жыл бұрын

Just stumbled on this but it's hilarious, definitely subscribing!

I met a Zambian today and her name is “Self Defense”, seriously 😐

@theo2fly

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ReinaAfricana

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@hlengiwezungu8152

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@agirl8313

5 жыл бұрын

Met someone named Password

@maxpatana9906

5 жыл бұрын

Ok stop it😂😂😂😂

One thing I like about him is that although he talked about the country Zambia he never insulted it and only made the picture clearer , gotta love this type of comedy.

@Research0digo

5 жыл бұрын

Livingston!!

@yukimishima7854

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and that great and all, but if your country incarcerates gay people, *maaaaaybe* it deserves a few insults. Juuuuust a few.

@maazzafar2822

4 жыл бұрын

More than a few, I'd say.

@salsashark8876

4 жыл бұрын

@@moh6906 no people who think people are disgusting based on their sexual preference. That's what's fucking disgusting

@_Eric._

4 жыл бұрын

@@salsashark8876 Well from my experience and I'm not honophobic hell I'm not against it but the gay people I've met through out my life have been obnoxious and do not respect one's personal space they also cross the line when they start flirting as if you were asking for it.

Zambian police: are you gay? Zambian dude whose names is Gay: yes- no sir

@tojouhidatora4307

3 жыл бұрын

yoooooo lmfaooo

@pheladis8956

3 жыл бұрын

You are domTrevor shem!!😂😅😅😅 you just killed me😅😅😅😂

@akunformalitas

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you gae?

@leisen9679

3 жыл бұрын

so funny. You live in the stone age?

@stefannils2032

2 жыл бұрын

@@akunformalitas he's not gay just an funny Intelligent self assured man who knows himself and doesn't have a problem with other people, what's your problem caveman

I am Zambian and I totally relate to all this 😂😂😂 I love my country ❤️🇿🇲

@IamGodSon

Жыл бұрын

Are you over the escalators now?

@venuskampilimba

Жыл бұрын

@@IamGodSon We definitely are over them...most of us💀

@hiphopchild9540

Жыл бұрын

i had the best time ever in Zambian, peaceful nation, lovely people...

@zb3495

11 ай бұрын

It’s 6 at night now I hope you got through the day without being gay.

@kasondemsunza1105

11 ай бұрын

@@IamGodSon 😂😂not quite yet actually 😂😂

“Can you please blow into this?” Best underlying joke ever.

@niggahobbs4800

4 жыл бұрын

It's a trick, you have to resist lol

@LeahSunKyu

4 жыл бұрын

Better than: "I think he's in too deep"? I dont think so.

@pipetman4645

4 жыл бұрын

Oh lord ahaaahahhhahahahahahaha wow

@joshredfern1989

4 жыл бұрын

OMFG, “ sir can you blow into this” I choked on my pumpkin pie, please give a 10 hour version of “sir can you blow”

@aarjitshrestha5281

4 жыл бұрын

had me dead 😂😂😂

I know a Zambian girl who’s mum is called “no more war” such a lovely woman

@beautyzulu1128

3 жыл бұрын

It's namowa

@whyareureadingthis6719

3 жыл бұрын

She sounds peaceful

@mcalism

3 жыл бұрын

Probably she was born when Bob Marley played "War" at the Zimbabwe independence

@jessicatran9139

3 жыл бұрын

Aww, the sweetest person she is. 😊

@dennisamboko3808

3 жыл бұрын

in kenya i know two kids one is called' i am blessed' and another one is 'keep it real' 😂

Trevor not only makes us laugh but also educates us with his brand of comedy.

Lol I’m from Ethiopia and I remember the first time I rode on the escalator. I think I was about 6 years old and it was in the airport! I was so excited. The fact that I can relate to this is too funny! God bless Africa 😂😂

@eddie9559

2 жыл бұрын

What are the odds, Ruthie? It’s Edward (Publix). So funny to meet you here of all places… 😹

teacher: everyone let’s go ride escalator! Kid named escalator: 👁👄👁

@immanuela.8738

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Seriously underrated!

@muqarammajid9686

3 жыл бұрын

y am i not suprised

@preciouskatumba4790

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@alecdorasandler6690

3 жыл бұрын

Haahhahahaaahahahha

@akshatchobdar3038

3 жыл бұрын

Underatted

You know what makes me love Trevor. He is Joking but as an African I know that he is teaching American people how Africa is and cut all of misunderstanding that they have. Thank you Travor. I appreciate that.

@banoffeepie1143

4 жыл бұрын

@@krimo5700 if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all.

@krimo5700

4 жыл бұрын

@@banoffeepie1143 Ok sorry.

@everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116

4 жыл бұрын

@@krimo5700 lol I'm an American and yes we are ignorant, amen to that 😂

@stevemathew1340

4 жыл бұрын

He's presenting in South Africa though...

@rizaleiaanalviel1350

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not american. Asian actually, stumbled on him on tumblr (on a quarantine streak for comedians) and I'm really learning a lot. He's so fun😁

Trevor is an entertainer. He tells stories with comedic moments in them as he educates us. We don't even realize he's teaching us about each other. His humor is enlightening and he's laughing WITH us instead of AT us. A comic genius.

@lisawiggins4670

Жыл бұрын

You are so correct.., Love him,

I'm a Zambian 🇿🇲 and hearing Trevor's joke's got me cracking 🤣 I know my country and we are weird in someways.

"You are going to jail." "Oh no!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nobodycares1423

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😂😂😂

@webdev5091

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@mikovhendou3006

3 жыл бұрын

😂😅

@ambeblouw

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@sameeptabawa8170

3 жыл бұрын

that had me dead🤣🤣🤣

"You over there, what is the purpose of that flamboyant scarf" 😂😂😂 still kills me

@DJAUDIO1

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mjmabennett

5 жыл бұрын

Siri, how does an escallator work? Lolol

@RAFMnBgaming

5 жыл бұрын

Well, it's largely because most stores don't sell any good men's scarves. Like what is this, 3 feet long and 2 different shades of grey? Screw that!

@Mr_-Heisenberg

5 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@allovdem

5 жыл бұрын

You fine!

He has got an amazing voice. Like melting chocolate....seriously

@helinae6106

3 жыл бұрын

Such a nice visual 🌻

This is my top feel good video of all times. Whenever I feel bummed about life, I return to it just to laugh until I cry. 😂😂

@vikashdaksh6829

Жыл бұрын

Until you cry😲

@MatildaV1980

Жыл бұрын

@@vikashdaksh6829 yes, human emotions are complex.

@paulineabeja3943

Жыл бұрын

This is me! 😂😂😂😂

@brightonseleli2531

Жыл бұрын

Me too....I'm from Zambia and this video makes me laugh it does not get old .....whenever I'm Sad I come here to watch 😂😂😂😂

"I'm going to take you to the escalator... girl!" 😂😂😂

@brianmardifrancia2539

4 жыл бұрын

that got me dead 🤣💀

@thisisit8840

4 жыл бұрын

That part got me dead

@HenryDube72

3 жыл бұрын

Sick pickup line 🔥🔥🔥

A proud African who only makes sensible jokes, but still acknowledges the country. Let's show his some African love!!!🖤🖤🖤

@mlungisimanzini8143

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888

2 жыл бұрын

But...Africa is an entire continent

@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888

2 жыл бұрын

@Candice Lynn I know that. I was just curious for the African love part of the comment, and the Proud African who acknowledges the country. It seemed like they used "African" to show that Trevor Noah was from a certain place, but then they said something about a country, which threw me off into thinking they said Africa is a country.

Zambia 🇿🇲 has one of my favorite national flags in the world! Honestly I think it's so aesthically pleasing!

@venuskampilimba

Жыл бұрын

Glad u like our country's flag, on behalf of Zambia

@shonenjumpmagneto

Жыл бұрын

@@venuskampilimba yes I enjoy staring at it like a fine painting I truly do no lie lol

I love being 🇿🇲 Zambian This is some funny impression of us😂😂😂😂 though that accent no no no😂😂😂

@kumarvikramaditya9636

2 жыл бұрын

Hello. I am very interested in visiting Zambia. Can a same sex couple visit Zambia if they hide sexuality

@faithyjaypromotions3415

2 жыл бұрын

Yes we zambians don't do accents like Nigerians or South Africans. We are universal. We were colonized by Britain, I mean it's a kingdom we have king and queens English. And to add on. We are 1 of the countries in Africa that buy technological products cash. It doesn't matter wether it's iPhone 12. IPhone 14 or iPhone 20 we pay cash we are not primitives.

@helgahkatulwende4608

2 жыл бұрын

@@faithyjaypromotions3415 Thats true....our English is on point😁😁

@owenchikwapa9741

Жыл бұрын

@@helgahkatulwende4608 same with malawians here

He destroys ignorance in such a clever and subtle way. People don't realize how intelligent he is..He tears dumbasses apart and they laugh

@Exiga445

3 жыл бұрын

Noah is everything but clever

@animeyahallo3887

3 жыл бұрын

@@Exiga445 try watching the between scenes of his daily show.

@sillygoose635

3 жыл бұрын

@@Exiga445 no, you are everything but clever.

@sharleenjj8548

3 жыл бұрын

Your right

@missafsana23

3 жыл бұрын

literally its amazing

🤣😂😹 I wonder how many kids are going to be named Escalator.

@LadyhawksLairDotCom

5 жыл бұрын

I was wondering about that and then saw your comment. XD

@lenatheunicorn8192

5 жыл бұрын

*That escalated quickly*

@debbiegross3136

5 жыл бұрын

Lena The Unicorn 🤣😂😹

@carmelng9747

5 жыл бұрын

Tub of my bed and breakfast and breakfast with my family in the morning with my family and friends who were just discussing with her about her sex

@emmanuelwhitmore584

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

ONE ZAMBIA 🇿🇲 ONE NATION LOVE MY PEOPLE

@gerhardvanrooyen8197

Жыл бұрын

Ff

@gerhardvanrooyen8197

Жыл бұрын

Ffffffffgghhhhhh

In the nort eastern part of India, like the state of Meghalaya, the way they name their children is similar to those of Zambia. There was a girls whose names was like Virgin, Tonight and boys with names like Refrigerator, Telivision etc But, just as Trevor mentioned, we have to get used to that

@roxannegekonge1736

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

Until I heard about the FBI, I thought BUREAU was a name XD

@dumm-edumders2690

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno mate livin in chandighar I have to deal with my little sisters friends called olive and noodle

He's not exaggerating about the name thing, the current Zambian national football team has a goalkeeper called Toaster Nsabata and a talented midfield currently playing for Spartak Moscow called Fashion Sakala.

@NickDe3

5 жыл бұрын

I know a guy named success.

@lushomo7700

5 жыл бұрын

He is exaggerating the numbers of people with names like that

@chileshek4892

5 жыл бұрын

Actually it's not a very common thing. It's mainly done by the people from rural eastern province of Zambia.

@danialtahir

5 жыл бұрын

Jayfive276 I lost my mind @toaster. Hahahahahahaha. It’s like the closure I needed after this sketch. Thanks

@ns2207

5 жыл бұрын

One Zambia One Nation

that joke about names is soo funny to me because I have a teacher named innocent but he is verrrrry guilty

@LOLERXP

4 жыл бұрын

Innocent is a catholic name though

@salsashark8876

4 жыл бұрын

@@LOLERXP makes it twice as guilty

@leticiavarga1009

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. This is funny.

@vanidiaogega94

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@Perrydiculous

4 жыл бұрын

@Miss Dor's daughter this is the weirdest form of r/beetlejuicing I've ever seen... more like self-insertion

I'm from Uganda and. I don't think we have more than 10 escalators I love how little things make us happy in my motherland ♥️

Amazing talent, Trevor. His voice modulation, command over different accents and keeping the audience engrossed is amazing.

Arrested for unlawful possession of flamboyant scarf with intent to distribute gay.

@AmirHosseinHonardust

5 жыл бұрын

You say that. But things like that actually happen. I live in iran. A family of mine was arrested for eating icecream seductively. in her own car.

@AmirHosseinHonardust

5 жыл бұрын

@Briley Thompson yeah. But honestly it is not the weirdest thing here. So for example we are right now in a month that is called ramezan. Which Muslims are supposed to feast from sunrise to sunset. In Iran you can get lashed or get in jailed for eating or drinking or even chewing gum in public. coffee shops and restaurants get banned by police for serving before sunset. Police stands by restaurants and fastfoods to see if delivery bikes go out, and arrest them.

@AmirHosseinHonardust

5 жыл бұрын

@Briley Thompson Well. Youth leave. But honestly it is not an easy process. For the first part, no country wants you, unless you are incredibly talented. and when they want you, they ask for your money, they ask you to do high amount of jobs for a very low pay. Also you would be a second rate citizen, plus many people automatically assume you are a terrorist or a fundamentalist if you have shade of brown in your skin. plus you would need a considerable amount of money to start, which is increasingly getting harder and harder to get. Just in the past year, our money just got one third of what it was worth. So we are suddenly three times poorer than before and it is three times harder to reach the same level we could just one year ago. So many people, just prefer to stay where they are at least familiar with, can afford to be, and .... But still, iran has a high rate of youth migration in comparison to many in world. We call it the "flight of brains". Because of the intelligence of those who go abroad and migrate indefinitely. Iranian government doesn't keep us from getting out, so much as most countries don't want us, unless we are incredibly useful to them. And also, I'm not offended. Iran is tyrannical dictatorial government. it means that most people are not actually in favor of it. So for example I'm using anti-filtering software to access KZread, Facebook, twitter and etc to talk to you. Because they want to brain wash us to think that they are doing what is best for us. :)

@AmirHosseinHonardust

5 жыл бұрын

@Briley Thompson in some ways that is worse! Our level of satisfaction with our lives is somewhat dependent on our comparison with our peers. Consider how our parents lived. Unless they were time travelers they would have access to internet, flat-tvs, and... If they wanted to publish a thought, they should have worked on it for weeks and it would have ended up in the hands of a local magazine editor. Could you imagine if we were in the same position? But the privileged ones amongst them felt the same as the privileged ones amongst us feel. It is easier to be in a country of sinking ship. For the most parts, most of the people have never tasted freedom. It would be hell of a lot harder to see that your peers are doing much better, because you made different but pretty much ethically valid choices. Teachers are always a group under pressure. Because they are shaping young lives, and one thing we learned from politicians attitude towards climate change, is that if they are not living through it they don't give a shit. Who cares if the person that is spending 40 hours a week with kids cannot afford to not worry about their well being when they are teaching?

@stevehangzo7159

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmirHosseinHonardust life must be hard man!

'What is the purpose of that flamboyant scarf?" 🤣🤣🤣 Oh man!!! That was a good laugh. Much needed.

@Ramsey276one

4 жыл бұрын

Wait for this headline... MASSIVE JAILBREAK ESCALATING INTO FABULOUS COUP!!!

@ianyator

Жыл бұрын

Duude, i was rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂... maenn i needed that laugh...

"Technology eh? "Siri, how does an escalator work?" Irony alert

I am a Zambian and love my country but I also loved this video😂😂It was just me laughing for 11mins straight😂

Teacher : Today's lesson is very important so please pay attention The zambian kid name attention : very Nice

@TheRauu

4 жыл бұрын

that's a funny joke I actually liked it very much

@fandomguy8025

3 жыл бұрын

Attention: $.$

@mooncake6308

2 жыл бұрын

The kid named so: 👁👄👁

@nabilzuhair192

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Krab:"Money! Money! Mon-... AAAAAGHH!!!""

@sachinshukla7154

2 жыл бұрын

@@mooncake6308 🤣🤣🤣

Surprised none of the kids named Escalator 😂

@sharoneniye2550

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah so you don’t have to be rude about it. Think before you respond to a playful comment. I’m trying to be funny, it doesn’t have to make sense

@youngriley2612

4 жыл бұрын

Me too😂😂😂

@marcfielvlogs8794

4 жыл бұрын

It would be weird hahaha, imagine people saying i wanna ride escalator

@hbnkole9859

4 жыл бұрын

crazy!! am Zambian, that name thing is true, but there is just one tribe that is obsessed with crazy names like that.. not all Zambians

@everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116

4 жыл бұрын

Lol why do I love that about Zambians tho, I'm all like yasss name your kid Cyber Truck ❤️

I love how easily he builds up the context of his jokes ❤️

@mavisserufenyatlo5668

Жыл бұрын

Me too,and haven't if he deviates a little, he always manages to go back to where he was😅

I just can't get enough watching this video. I watched it over and over. One thing I love about Trevor is his personality as well as his skills in many accents......much love from🇬🇲❤

"You're going to jail!" "😍😊Oh nooo😏😏!". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@anthonykerr3509

5 жыл бұрын

This is not funny.

@jasonbourne6365

5 жыл бұрын

@@anthonykerr3509 Shut up bitch. It was super funny.

@colleenharrison1638

5 жыл бұрын

@@jasonbourne6365 it was but your insult escalated way too quick broski. She's prolly foreign or something.

@TheKingOfSexyness

5 жыл бұрын

So people that have been born wrong are funny? You don't laugh with disadvantaged people. You should be sad for them instead of ridicule them.

@ckkitty

5 жыл бұрын

Bas Bear gays arent born wrong

Trevor is not making this up! People really go to the mall to ride the escalator!!! Edit: I am from Zambia Edit: I used to do it.

@natashamwamba8707

4 жыл бұрын

Nooooo thats not true we have malls without escalator😂

@andrewskitla8164

4 жыл бұрын

Yah probably in your country but not in South Africa

@horsegirlb7120

4 жыл бұрын

Do they also name their kids Table and Chair?

@treylamarck4023

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewskitla8164 hahaha i got ur back on this one...i remember around 2008 when escalators were introduced on a small town around nelspruit, i enjoyed riding the escalators...i was 9 at the time😂😂

@koilinn134

4 жыл бұрын

I do that... And I'm American...😂

His humor is serious, politically relevant, and hilarious. Keep up the good work Trevor.

I don't know how do I say, Trevor, I genuinely respect and... You and you are just beyond the scope of a person, truly amazing Trevor u r the only one and antique heart ✨✨✨

Hello trevor Noah this is Adam and I live in Zambia. I actually remember when it was the time of escalators it was mind blowing. I was always at the shops waiting for the ride. Now it's normal though. I remember a time I was with my class mates and we were going to the shops and we were singing escalator escalator escalator I remember that very well noe

@joshuachambers2523

4 жыл бұрын

How do the police measure gayness?????🤔😆🤔

@dude_zambia5598

4 жыл бұрын

No idea

@adithyannair3667

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me just one Q........do zambians really have names on common English words

@alphafort

4 жыл бұрын

@@adithyannair3667 ​ Immortal Dancer Yes, i lived in Zambia for 21 years. I've come across Stop, BeCareful, BonnyFace, Professor and quite a few others. You get used to it when you live there for years and it stops being unusual. On the other hand, it isnt that common as Trevor says. The sentences for gay acts are real though...i remember a 7 years sentence handed out while i was in Zambia.

@blackgold2521

4 жыл бұрын

@@adithyannair3667 It could be nicknames. Not sure. I mean in Haiti we have proper biblical names. However, we also have Creole nicknames that when translated into English are weird. I mean I sometimes feel like Black Americans seriously bit off of Haitian culture big time. For instance Nigga. We actually say that. It's actually part of our vernacular - it's in our dictionary and means = man/guy. We use it more in him/her way - Look at that [Nigga] guy. in Creole. Anyway, as far as nicknames which you're basically stuck w/ until death. For instance, my second name is Alex however my nickname is Lolly - w/ me until death. My sister's nickname is Ti Rat [in Creole] = Little Rat/ Lil Rat with her for life man. She got the worst. My dad and uncle gave her that one. My mum got Minouche - nonsense word, I don't know what that means - her name is Yolande. Another aunt is called - Ti Botte [Creole] = Little Boot/Lil'Boot - She had that one too. People forget their real name and just remember the nickname in the islands too. My great-grandmother's nickname is Gnat and only one person remembers her first name and I have to call her before she dies. Zambia probably is the same. They give Christian names but then absurd nicknames.

Am Zambian and the escalator thing is true...lol...kkkkkkiest

@mmakobomodiba4342

3 жыл бұрын

Is the name joke true

@Slm99

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I am not going to judge because the first time I went to the escalator I was amazed and I didn't want to get down.

@winchestermugadza188

3 жыл бұрын

@@mmakobomodiba4342 it is

@EgalitarianWoman

3 жыл бұрын

Wait...so do you have elevators? Not like tiny service elevators in hotels. I mean like how some cities in the United States have big, full glass, 6+ story elevators on the outside of buildings. I went in one once, it was honestly terrifying if you're scared of heights. But now I'm wondering if people in Zambia would treat them like escalators.

@FruehlingSpring

3 жыл бұрын

@@winchestermugadza188 wow, interesting

Trevor is great orator. He brings an experience to life !

Eh yo .. Zambians hit the like 😅💪🤣 knowing half of this was a lie is the funniest part 🤣🤣🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲 this was jokes Trevor !! 🤣

In Zambia we have an alcohol beverage called bols

@molitoeto6771

4 жыл бұрын

Okay now the joke make sense

@braveconcepts

4 жыл бұрын

Bols Jenever. And they also did a berry brandy or liquor. It's a brand from the Netherlands if it's the same Bols. But you know, Bols look alike. 😏

@P0k3rm4s7

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I returned to this video and saw this comment! It makes sense now

@adamkrause7033

3 жыл бұрын

lol Thank you for explaining that... it makes the joke even funnier with the double meaning

@smodige

3 жыл бұрын

@@braveconcepts No. He is specifically referring to balls, 'Mrs Balls' brand of chutney in SA. But the Bols brand makes the joke eben smarter.

The fact that people in Zambia so deeply appreciate escalators makes us realize how much we take for granted.

@kylesteyn7479

3 жыл бұрын

Bruhh we are over them now we have a shitload of malls now 💀

@aleisterlavey9716

3 жыл бұрын

And thus, obesity was introduced to Zambia .

@darkmatters3821

3 жыл бұрын

whyy are you gea??

@aveshsingh491

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh they have I phones in there hand, they take it for granted 😂

@marylandes5162

2 жыл бұрын

They have amazing technology, it's just the one thing about escalators

He literally murdered the whole country 🇿🇲 🇿🇲 😂😂🤣🤣

@mavisserufenyatlo5668

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

"As the escalator went up, the old man leaned backwards *Trevor laughs and laughs* and he fell *laughs and laughs* oh it was such fun *happy sigh* hahaha. Loved seeing Trevor laugh at his own observations

Wait so the guy actually said _"I know it can be tempting but don't be gay"_ ?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂I rest my case

@MS-tn6kf

5 жыл бұрын

I know right! 😂

@brandonjablasone7544

5 жыл бұрын

Red_Queen_of_Shadow-Hunters And_Crows 😂😂😂

@dude_zambia5598

5 жыл бұрын

You can't be gay I live in Zambia and you go straight to jail

@emilygriffith6702

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Munro yeah, it’s terrible. They weren’t laughing about that though, they thought it was silly he said it was tempting

@alexclark4792

4 жыл бұрын

@Scott Summers They should stop living a life based on a fictional book.

Trevor brings back old memories, my first encounter with escalator in Jakarta was back in 1985s I guess... I was 6 y.o... And my mum took us "shopping" but the main reason was to ride the escalator We called it "the walking stairs". So happy for thosd kids of Zambia, I know the feeling!

@syahrezadifachri5121

4 жыл бұрын

@@Justin.Martyr what does your comment has to do with her comment?

@Justin.Martyr

4 жыл бұрын

*I HATE GAYS such as Syahreza DiFachri*

@semerciesrabetul

4 жыл бұрын

Hi! I just wanted to say that we also say ‘the walking stairs’ for escalator in Turkey 🙌🏻

@quickjokes1289

4 жыл бұрын

waw i m here

@labokteam3416

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha Zambia kayak di kampungku Labuan Bajao aja mbak, eskalator baru ada 2019 ini. Teknologi yg laen udah pada masuk 🤣🤣🤣

Made my day. Been to Zambia years ago. Love all part of your comedy. And appreciate the African approach of your show! 😁👏🏽

This is amazing am so proud to be Zambian thanks Trevor Noah for putting Zambia on the map

Officer: "Tell me, have you been gay this evening?" Zambian: "What? No I have not been gay, in fact, I don't gay at all." Officer: "Not even one or two?" Zambian: "No, no gays for me." 😂😂😂

@godkingdrago8219

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, then can you blow into this? 😂😂

@sameeptabawa8170

3 жыл бұрын

@@godkingdrago8219 ikr that had me dead🤣🤣🤣

@Anon.279

3 жыл бұрын

@@godkingdrago8219 so, that blow thing, what is it?

@YearOfMe

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anon.279 I think he meant breathalyzer what were you thinking?🤔🤔🤔

@Dyna_austy98

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 I swear this man can script comedy movies and animation.. WHAT IS HE STILL waiting...

I'm Zambian and I can confirm that this is so true.😂😂😂🤣

@offbeatsofficial

3 жыл бұрын

you like the escalators too?

@design_with_xoliswa

3 жыл бұрын

@@offbeatsofficial 😂😂😂

@offbeatsofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@design_with_xoliswa are you also from Zambia?

@design_with_xoliswa

3 жыл бұрын

@@offbeatsofficial are you Bantu?

@offbeatsofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@design_with_xoliswa um I didn't understand lol

Escalators were first in Zambia in the late 70s. I recall using them in Mwaiseni Supermarket in Lusaka. 😂😂😂 They were abandoned because of poor maintenance.

The best Trevor video I have watched ever. Made me laugh and cry at the same time

Ali: Dont be gay Trevor: who told you i was gay Ali:..... Ali: you are gay

@Chana12345

3 жыл бұрын

Christopher Cox lmfaooooooooo

@dintlesima

3 жыл бұрын

@Vicky Kgoete who says im gay?

@dintlesima

3 жыл бұрын

@Vicky Kgoete you are gay💀

@dintlesima

3 жыл бұрын

@Vicky Kgoete i- uhm chile anyways so

@imnotgaybut6408

3 жыл бұрын

Kan i cull u mistah?

Trevor would be the best dinner guest. He’s fascinating, funny, well-read, intelligent, likes to eat... what else do you need?

@armygirl85fuckhitler74

3 жыл бұрын

And respectful. I'm his age he makes my generation look good lol. Intelligence and humor nobody does it like him.

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

Not to have to make the dinner? XD

@adityashandilya2789

2 жыл бұрын

That's a unique way to crush on someone

@inmydarkesthour2278

Жыл бұрын

And very handsome 😍

@alanmacias5633

Жыл бұрын

Also he's barely legal😏, because he was born a crime.

I love his jokes, he is witty, clever and very intelligent. Love from Srilanka!!

OMG!!! Watching this in 2022 and i can't control myself. The escalator part got me really laughing out loud...like really loud. Trevor is just a pure joy to watch. Thanks for being awesome.

"I'm gon take u to the escalators girl!" Worst pick up line evr

@charlesnorris8147

3 жыл бұрын

Not in Zambia and other places with that are just receiving escalators.

@MagicFGH

3 жыл бұрын

I Mean the escalator picks em up ;)

@jessicatran9139

3 жыл бұрын

You don't know that, there are so many cheesy pick-up lines, ie back in my parents days, there were the old disneyland with disco clothes-possibly mickey mouse at one in era had wore the disco clothes, but wasn't openly talked about it-, to the marrying pick-up line. Don't ask me why, people do the stupidest things in the name for love, and it's one of the ice-breaker lines when you are fluttered with butterflies in ya stomach. So, let them say: "yo gal, wanna go on the escalator rides?😘😚".

Am Nigerian and police officers do stop you if you are dressed too fancy or act even slightly feminine. They proceed to check your phone and ask about your girlfriend before asking if you are gay.

@ochoahighs98

5 жыл бұрын

that's madness

@sarahjohnston3325

5 жыл бұрын

That is such a shame. And so backwards in thinking, we should allow people to love whoever they want to. Without fear of condemnation.. Jesus said we must love everyone💖 Remember it is never our place to judge someone.. We need more love, and understanding in this already cruel world..

@ChonosTack

5 жыл бұрын

A lot of metrosexual straight boys must have been arrested.

@maribelarboleda5603

5 жыл бұрын

Wow :$

@TwitchyMoth

5 жыл бұрын

I would be in prision the way I walk around XD

Much like the time we had our first speed train in South Africa, the Gautrain. We were all excited. We went for a ride just for the experience. Parents brought their kids and it was such a joyous time. So I can relate to the escalator story 🤣

Makes me love Africa so much ... And somehow look at things differently ... Plus his storytelling is amazing

In zambua gay men get 30 years in jail but in america rapists get 9 years......

@Cescagirl24

5 жыл бұрын

giveagoodsong yeah and a lot of them are straight.... sexuality doesn’t make a predator.

@holidaycat5160

5 жыл бұрын

@giveagoodsong Do you have any proof to your claims or are you just a homophobe that's talking out of your ass like usual?

@austinm8334

5 жыл бұрын

giveagoodsong it’s literally the opposite but god knows you homophobes hate actual facts

@SapphireMist888

5 жыл бұрын

Where? The most I hear of is 6 months.

@tyraperez

5 жыл бұрын

Sadly

"they took picture of escalator using iPhone" - Trevor Noah

@shanegraham2500

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't a picture of an escalator be...steps?

@Bolshoi333

5 жыл бұрын

@@shanegraham2500, It's an iPhone, you can take video

@shanegraham2500

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bolshoi333 but that's not what he says. He says they were taking pictures.

Am a proud Zambian here Trevor and your huge fan

God Bless You TREVOR NOAH. Do not change anything about you for anyone. God made you in this lifetime of people for a purpose! #Stay-Blessed

Boy: "Hey im going to take you to the escalator" Girl: "Ohhhh Your so fancy ah!?" killed me so much i snorted out milk onto my keyboard

“What is the purpose of that flamboyant scarf!?” 👌🏾😂😂😂😂

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

4:28 [whips in revolution] XD

I lived in Zambia for 2 years and my best friend was a guy named Dungeon, sheerly on the basis that his name was dungeon. We ended up moving in together where I taught him D&D

i remember the scene when it came to our city for the first time. it was a play zone for us . i was a kid then !

I lived in Zambia for 14 years from the age of the three. I had a classmate, a boy, whose name was Proud.

@robertmiller2076

3 жыл бұрын

Hello I'm Robert Miller by name and you am from Texas and you, how are you doing?

@Hope.endless

3 жыл бұрын

Proud is kinda cool

@chosensiwale4293

3 жыл бұрын

Plenty such names in my country Zambia but go in a bit deeper to find out one other thing that these sort of names are actually concentrated in only one region of the entire Nation, for whatever other reason you could research about ...😗😍

@epicaunleashed8764

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertmiller2076 well, I'm doing good mate. What do you think about these damn democrats from California that keep flooding into your state? Are you worried about Texas becoming the new California?

so, escalator is going to be a really popular name soon?

@lalakuma9

5 жыл бұрын

That would give "riding the escalator" a whole new meaning... :)

@koketsokotsane9936

5 жыл бұрын

@@lalakuma9 Hahaha you dirty child 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lediolluka4153

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahha

@sampalumbwe9884

5 жыл бұрын

When it reaches eastern province probably

@honzasirmayter1166

5 жыл бұрын

Čau Tomáše !!! Jsem ze Zambie a jmenuju se Honza

😂😂😂 man! As a Somalian, Trever has nailed everything and as a cop myself, Trever knows policing more than me

Trevor gave me two songs.... Zuma must go.. Zuma must go... Zuma must gooo!! And escalator.. Escaltor🤣🤣

A sign of a talented comedian: making escalators entertaining for 5 minutes

I think he’s in too deep 😩😩😩 double entendres at its best

@moeketsimokoena1516

4 жыл бұрын

Oooooohhhhh snapppp

Came back after years to rewatch this, much love from Zambia 😂😂😅

Thanks Trevor you really make my day please come back to Zambia

“Here, blow into this” LMFAOOOO WHEEZE I DIED AT THAT PART XD

I volunteered in Zambia for 2 months teaching second grade with IVHQ and I can conform that when he sung the escalator song it sounded exactly like every single song the kids sang. It really brought me back

That was so awesome.. the escalator bit made me rofl!

thanks sir for great appreciation of the our beautiful blessed land...ZAMBIAN AT HEART I LOVE MY COUNTRY 😂😂😚😂😂

Waiting for Trevor to speak Malaysian/Singaporean English. It's a challenge.

@farceadentus

5 жыл бұрын

It’s HORRIFIC

@jeonnanny

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jegannicco6785

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao it may be the hardest

@bangboombam

4 жыл бұрын

abuimam Russell Peters did that iirc

@elijane1020

4 жыл бұрын

Yup! probably the hardest one🤣

"i think he's in too deep" 😂

@nightfury8440

5 жыл бұрын

I think he had it in to deep.

Am zambian and about the names there is this particular tribe that loves naming their kids like that. They are the ngonis 😂 the latest names I heard from them are covid zulu and cyclone tembe. They are so funny sometimes when it comes to naming their kids but they are intelligent and beautiful people. And they always love leadership.

I love how he never offends anyone to make jokes!

The police should be telling them to walk in a straight line 😎

@Idazmi7

4 жыл бұрын

*_PFFFT!!!_*

@narutard7737

4 жыл бұрын

@WaitingToFade haahagahaha

@gwengwenh

4 жыл бұрын

James Charles is quaking

@someonereal7580

4 жыл бұрын

Boom

lol I am Zambian and this stuff never gets old :D :D

@drghdrgh1140

5 жыл бұрын

Is that real about the country?

@lindokuhlemathope5236

5 жыл бұрын

is that really true

@Slenderman291

5 жыл бұрын

@@drghdrgh1140 It's exaggerated a little. But fairly similar to the truth. The stuff about the escalators doesn't happen as much anymore.

@AmazingAutist

5 жыл бұрын

Is the homosexual population being more accepted? Is being gay still a crime?

@Slenderman291

5 жыл бұрын

@@AmazingAutist Unfortunately it is still the case. Trevor does not quite explain. but the police mostly operate by word of mouth listening for rumors and then interrogating them until they either give up or the police get bored. Grimly similar to the Spanish inquisition.

"Fat kid couldn't jump so he just shook himself !😬escalatuhhh!!escalatuhh!😬😬😬😂😂😂😂😂😂killed me

Just loving the dimples! But seriously, escalator song!

"Present" Shakes head "I think he's in too deep." 😂😂😂😂 Xdd

@Ramsey276one

4 жыл бұрын

Hi sisters! FREEZE!! DO NOT TEMPT ME!!!

He's actually funnier than I thought. Now I gotta find his Netflix special.

Thank you Trevor #Zambian #come back in Zambia soon

I love your speech about youtube. I could watch that without end....

They were shining, not from excitement but Vaseline 😂🤣😅

@kellyalexander7347

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alot of people overlooked the "balls" joke

@pizzalover885

5 жыл бұрын

It's not the best though.

@crongo4284

4 жыл бұрын

I a s c e n d e d

@Ramsey276one

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even noticed it!!!

@jen9774

4 жыл бұрын

Cause chutney is not their thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@phinadelphiahlongwane3485

4 жыл бұрын

Its too deep if you not a chutney person you won't get it..

I remember the escalator drama at the malls. There were escalators in Zambia before that it's just that the escalators were not in buildings everyone could easily enter. Great times though