New Rule: Democracy Dies in Dumbness | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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I love how Felicia got "offended" by the joke, then proceeded to flood Twitter with insults, attacks, ad hominems, etc.
@catherineshaw1122
Жыл бұрын
And proceeded to do exactly what she called out as the wrong response a year prior.
@paulburke6785
Жыл бұрын
This seems to be the pattern: 1. I’m offended by what you did& then tried to apologize for doing. 2. I’ll be offensive toward you in return on pretty much a global scale and expect everyone to agree with me or accuse them of being as bigoted and evil as you!
@sebastiencarre2416
Жыл бұрын
@@paulburke6785 kindergarten it is
@davegreenlaw5654
Жыл бұрын
@@sebastiencarre2416 Kindergarten? Sounds more like pre-school.
@michaelpaine6701
Жыл бұрын
I love how she just ticked the "polar" box right there. We didn't have to guess she put all her credentials out there.
“Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.” ― Ricky Gervais
@loturzelrestaurant
Жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is one of the most-debunked People. Just like ''CC from New Work'. But look at the commentsection: This Guy has such a Grip on his Fans, they cant get away form him.
@justinoneill8625
Жыл бұрын
Are you talking about Maher or the woman he’s speaking about. Maher is so winey
@CorneliusHerelle
Жыл бұрын
@@justinoneill8625you come across as exactly who he is talking about. You didn't talk about the merits of his argument(s), but rather, you took the really cheap and lazy route - to get personal and go after him as a person. Small mind.
@XenoGuru
Жыл бұрын
@@CorneliusHerelle That's the way of the world nowadays. Resort to insults and personal attacks when they can't put up an educated and rational argument as to why he's wrong. Completely correct on the "exact people he's talking about". The world is not required to cater to peoples selfish and sensitive emotions.
@justinoneill8625
Жыл бұрын
@@CorneliusHerelle wow. You sure have a lot too say about me asking a question. When he retires you would make the perfect replacement for Rambling on about something so little. Hope too see you on tv In the future with little too say😵
"Can you imagine a world that allows jokes that you don't like?" Brilliant.
@Celisar1
4 ай бұрын
It was a very poor joke with negative undertones regarding women. „It was only a joke“ is the oldest defense of bullies‘ there is
@MelC-td9bg
4 ай бұрын
@@Celisar1 Not to mention what whiny little rat b ches they are. They snipe at women and then backpedal when confronted 🥴
@MelC-td9bg
4 ай бұрын
@@Celisar1 Yeah and maybe they can stop committing the vast majority of horrific crimes if they want to accuse the other group of being crazy?
@vlastelinprislic286
4 ай бұрын
@@Celisar1humor is subjective, so you don't get to impose your standards on others. If you dont like something, there is an option to put your big girl p---ies and deal with it. But that requires not being an "emotional hemophiliac," or a Karen.
@93Jubilee
3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah? Are you deliberately sounding like a bully? Or is that just how you are?@@MelC-td9bg
This is a peculiar thing I came across when I was a teacher. Parents who didn't like how you were dealing with their child were not interested in sitting down, talking, and working things out. They were on search and destroy mode, screaming in your face, complaining to your superiors daily and insisting you be fired, getting online with other parents of your students to start bad feelings with them, all over the most miniscule misunderstanding. This is how younger adults are today. God help us.
@andydrewlinger9301
Жыл бұрын
The part of your comment saying "...all over the most miniscule misunderstanding" is particularly worrisome to me. Some people would call this lack of perspective and I would agree--yet I would add lack of proportion, as well. In other words, not every disagreement should be seen as a "three-alarm fire" level of conflict.
@darlamcfarland3323
Жыл бұрын
You weren't there, my friend, they were almost always miniscule.
@drjohndee4322
Жыл бұрын
I got told to become a teacher once. Your explanation of what happens....... is for that very reason.
@Lisa-ik3wt
11 ай бұрын
😢this is sadly why I left teaching. Parents and teachers are supposed to be partners.
@Smedley1947
11 ай бұрын
@darlamcfarland3323, my wife would talk for 25 years left the teaching profession for EXACTLY the scenario you described. Parents stopped thinking of the teacher as someone whose job is to impart information but someone they could work out on because Johnny continually acted up in class and there wasn't a damn thing teachers could do about it anymore,; no expulsions, no disciplines allowed, and you have to treat them all like thin glass faces because they're so fragile. It was just too hard for her to go from a recognized positive force in students lives particularly because of her emphasis on reading to being blamed for all of society's ills and in particular the behavioral problems of the children foisted upon her by bad parents/ ignorant/ drug addicted/ in trouble with the law and on and on. It is virtually impossible to rid yourself of a student who is basically destroying the class and The Learning Experience for everyone else. And the parents come in and shake your finger at YOU❗
She is basically proving the joke has reality in it.
@mip4422
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, we found out which bi she is.
@osier769
Жыл бұрын
She became the joke, literally, she walked straight in to it like a clueless child and proceeded to act as such. 😂
@terrab1ter4
Жыл бұрын
Ikr. What a perfect response it would've been for someone to tweet at her: "So I guess you don't like women, then."
@RockeraMJJ
Жыл бұрын
Yup, let's make fun of serious illnesses... That will make it better.
@anonanonymous1970
Жыл бұрын
So you have no problem posting sexist things on a public platform? That basically proves the need for women to call out entitled men spewing sexism. Thanks for proving her point.
"Democracy dies in dumbness." Sadly witnessed every day.
@sampal5352
Жыл бұрын
Watching this kind of crap?
@danielsnekkerhaug141
Жыл бұрын
When I was about 12 I remember when Doc told Marty Mcfly, why he had DeLorean" If you're gonna travel through time, why don't do it in style". That was a true lesson from the world outside the family.
@michaelschaefer1904
Жыл бұрын
It's been that way for about 50 years. The public schools like it that way.
@rainshadow88
Жыл бұрын
If it's helps and not pandemic..we are a representative republic with democracy as a map. We aren't a democracy. :-)
@hattielankford4775
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to talk about the journalist and guide that were murdered and buried in Brazil. 😐
Of all the good late night shows, Bill's is not only very entertaining but you can feel that he wants all of his viewers, left and right to reflect and reconsider. That makes his show special.
@darlamcfarland3323
Жыл бұрын
Watch Gutfeld. You'll be surprised how good he is
@janbarrett4544
4 ай бұрын
What makes Bill's show popular is authenticity.
@williamerdman4888
3 ай бұрын
@@janbarrett4544 WOW... the most inauthentic person in the world. I got a bridge to sell you.
There is a lot of stuff Bill says that i either disagree with or feel maybe a little off. But in this as a millennial myself, i have to admit that he is spot on. Too many people are actively going around looking to be offended by something. Then respond by being 10x more toxic than whatever it was that caused the offense.
@ruofengxiu4243
Жыл бұрын
Ya but after us it’s going to become even worse.
@jschuler53
Жыл бұрын
@@ruofengxiu4243 Bill. M doesn't really give a shit; he's all about the ratings. If you listened to him years ago it was a differents story to catch the people who are unhappy with both sides and the gov in general. Who isn't? He couldn't find a spot if it was on his mouth.
@Orcinus1967
Жыл бұрын
@homo sexual feminine mal6 whistleblower confession "Offense is taken, not given." - Ricky Gervais
@Peakfreud
Жыл бұрын
@@ruofengxiu4243 I use to think that but, Nah the Next generation will have their thoughts, feeling & emotions completely governed by A.I, Algorithms & a Social Currency system. Cancel Culture is literally the U.S version of China's Social Currency. System, it's what Social Currency looks like in a democratic nation. The Next Gen will basically empty vessels to be downloaded into.
@charlessawyer836
Жыл бұрын
@@ruofengxiu4243 as a gren z I agree
I saw a button the other day "It's not because you're old, the music really does suck"... that has even deeper meaning now
@someguy7424
Жыл бұрын
Yes music today mostly does suck, but it was even worse in my teen years (late 90s/early 00s).
@lydiaboswell9789
Жыл бұрын
Yes, it is thanks to the infamous autotune! Just watched an analysis about that. Music today all sound the same.
@user-pu4bk7bf1g
4 ай бұрын
You're crazy the bands and the 90s are awesome
@xhagast
26 күн бұрын
At my work on a hotel we play two stations: Frank Sinatra and the elevator muzak they make nowadays. I HATE hearing the same 40 Sinatra songs over and over again. But better that than Radio Costes.
It’s hilarious how appropriate the phrase “bye Felicia” applies in this situation 😂
@SilentBob731
Жыл бұрын
Beat me to it. 😉
@Heavnsangel79
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@mariebussinger6565
Жыл бұрын
Felicia: the new "Karen"
@badwolf69420
Жыл бұрын
Felicia is the third option in the punchline to the joke.
@PalindromeDesign
Жыл бұрын
I was surprised he didn't lead with that.
"A thousand burning bras." . . . "Till the bell rang and all went to seventh period." 😆 One of your best monologues, Bill! (from a fellow "boomer")
I never, in a million years, thought I would get to like what he says. I am now a fan! Good job. Keep it up.
Imagine claiming to be offended by something, while simultaneously sharing that something with everyone possible.
@tayzk5929
Жыл бұрын
It's almost like people will manipulate to gain power.
@dens790130
Жыл бұрын
that's how they get their 15 minutes of fame.
@andrew_owens7680
Жыл бұрын
A lot of people have the mental agility to imagine Bill Maher as a liberal whose talking points check off the entire agenda of the right- so I guess anything is possible.
@keithkarvelis82
Жыл бұрын
That's because they're not really offended. It's a power play to silence those with dissenting views. These people are nuts.
@howardrash2446
Жыл бұрын
"Here are my buttons. I don't care how tempting it is, don't push them." "Why aren't you pushing my buttons?!"
It’s even sadder because when the Post wanted to fire Felicia for the Kobe tweet, Weigel was among the ones who defended her.
@Serenity_Dude_X
Жыл бұрын
Well, now that’s pushing someone under a bus.
@KiamKweli
Жыл бұрын
That's exactly why you don't save them. Doesn't surprise me in the least that she essentially stabbed him in the back.
@Willpower-74205
Жыл бұрын
No good deed goes unpunished. 🙄
@ropro9817
Жыл бұрын
I believe the technical term for that is: backstabbing thankless self-righteous cunt
@agg.3966
Жыл бұрын
Have you ever defended someone who in turn back stabs you? Yep, I tried to help a former employee with a good review who was a poor performer. Well, later on he decided to sue the company stating in the lawsuit that his supervisor was unqualified for the position. Go figure!!!
Bill Maher is bringing comedy back bit by bit!
Bill Maher you Rock. That was just perfectly addressed.
Well said. The worst thing about these sort of people is how horrendously toxic they are. While they're crying 'offence', they are in reality control freaks. They are entirely intolerant and humorless.
@smurray9712
Жыл бұрын
What's horrendously toxic Duncan Wallace is denying that jokes repeated over n over again by the dominant group are harmless. How do people tend to react when a woman says a dude's crazy vs. a dude saying a woman's crazy? Are you aware of the fact that not long ago a woman could be stripped of her rights and institutionalized for behaving in ways that male society did not agree with? It's no coincidence that the person who made the stupid, sexist joke is a white guy, or that the majority of people who defend BM are also white guys. White men have no clue what it's like to be discriminated against, exploited economically, shunned socially, etc. as a result of these so-called "harmless jokes".
@skiddy1984
Жыл бұрын
I got a 24 hour ban for commenting on Facebook "Because men aren't allowed to care for themselves, or they're being selfish."
@persona-non-grata
Жыл бұрын
@@smurray9712 "Something something White men something something privilege, some other stuff, regurgitated talking points, humorless resentment, self righteous finger wagging -- aaaaand scene."
@bawar112
Жыл бұрын
@@smurray9712 LOL you’re the butt of the joke this whole segment was about fool. Clearly didn’t learn anything. Free speech, you take offence and think it should be controlled and all the silly petty consequences you describe are NOTHING compared to censorship’s consequences. Learn to stfu when you’re owned
@duncanwallace7760
Жыл бұрын
Don't kid yourself, this is all about control. You just want to dominate others and force them to cower before your 'authority', which is a very nasty trait indeed.
When you give power to the easily offended, you are only encouraging them to get outraged again by increasingly smaller offenses.
@flightkidd123
Жыл бұрын
Kinda like women and white knight simp men ?
@KB-tu4zw
Жыл бұрын
Always looking for a micro aggression has to be a miserable life.
@prometheus5700
Жыл бұрын
Felecia is exactly the kind of person Musk said he wouldn't hire because they spend more time causing a ruckus than working. She sued the paper for discrimination last year (it was thrown out of court). She must be a pleasure to work with.
@Randy_Savage_ohyeah
Жыл бұрын
That's the WOKE culture we live in today..... pathetic and sad
@donnyh3497
Жыл бұрын
I call them snowflakes. They are a truly disgusting spin-off of humanity. A mistake of evolution.
Bill Maher’s show needs to be mandatory viewing by all those under the age of 30.
Bill is ONE of the very few reasons I subscribe to HBO. But I have saluted HBO for not bowing to any pressure to can him.
"The unlicensed day care center that is todays newsroom". Classic and sadly true.
@loturzelrestaurant
Жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is one of the most-debunked People. Just like ''CC from New Work'. But look at the commentsection: This Guy has such a Grip on his Fans, they cant get away form him.
@Orcinus1967
Жыл бұрын
@@loturzelrestaurant I'm commenting on what Bill Mahr said. "The unlicensed day care center that is todays newsroom". Classic. Whatever you are talking about.. why not just create your own random post instead of commenting on mine with drivel?
@strattonskier7229
Жыл бұрын
‘Unlicensed day care center’ will become my insult of the day !
@pcbacklash_3261
Жыл бұрын
I agree that's good, but "emotional hemophiliacs" is golden!
@Orcinus1967
Жыл бұрын
@@pcbacklash_3261 Indeed.
"Emotional hemophiliacs." I'm stealing that one, Bill.
@taylorc2542
Жыл бұрын
Emotional hypochondriacs makes more sense.
@cortical1
Жыл бұрын
"Emophiliacs" is what he was really after.
@Wasserkaktus
Жыл бұрын
I'm in love with and want a polyamorous relationship with both responses to this comment.
@alaron5698
Жыл бұрын
@@taylorc2542 You can't really be a hypochondriac with your emotions though. Hypocondriact THINK they are sick, but they aren't. When it comes to emotions, however, if you are offended, you are offended. You can't really be wrong about that. You can be unreasonably easily offended, but you're still offended, whether it's unreasonable or not.
@lonestarhoosier86
Жыл бұрын
that is a Dennis Miller line, by the way.
I keep rewatching this every few months, So brilliant, 💛
Now here's the Bill Maher I know and love. Damn near perfect monologue!
@mjcruiser4238
13 күн бұрын
It’s not a monologue -it’s a sermon
I miss the times when people like Felicia would be left to cry for themselves at a corner of the room.
@hawkdsl
Жыл бұрын
No, she would have been suspended, told not to go public with internal office affairs ever again, and told she would be fired if she did it again.
@misssummersalt
Жыл бұрын
she did get fired.
@aaronclay4665
Жыл бұрын
After going back shit nuts
@hawkdsl
Жыл бұрын
@@misssummersalt very delayed. My scenario is FIRST DAY.
@rustycockering9925
Жыл бұрын
That's what started this.
Is it me, or is Bill Maher suddenly funnier and more entertaining than EVERY late night show host?
@cdrtej
Жыл бұрын
Like last two weeks suddenly
@jerryeberts
Жыл бұрын
It's you.
@darthhulka-burger3187
Жыл бұрын
He's been light-years ahead of them for decades.
@mrscrub7724
Жыл бұрын
Think he's done with the B/S maybe
@teddymexico
Жыл бұрын
Maher and Gutfeld are way funnier than any of the late show hosts.
One of the main causes of allergies is growing up in an environment that is too sterile. We are creating a society of people with emotional allergies. It's so easy to live in a bubble of comfort and self-reinforcement that people are losing the ability to come into contact with opposing views (that might make them uncomfortable) without melting down.
@atomrockerrrr
Жыл бұрын
Well said mate.
@jschuler53
Жыл бұрын
Willaim Wow that's a real leap. The sterile room analogy?
@Peakfreud
Жыл бұрын
Wow, you summarized it wonderfully. 🍻
@Peakfreud
Жыл бұрын
@@jschuler53 He's right, on the scale of human history we live in the Goldie Locks Zone. Technology is an incubator, it won't always be this way though. Climate, War, Depleting resources Severe economic down turns have a way of drastically shifting priorities And reintroducing oppression on barbaric levels. It's a wonderful thing that we can focus and place so much emphasis on the Petty, many people have fought and died to bring about the luxury of the era where we can nurse emotions. But the era of necessity & survival Is only dormant, it will return. Excess, Gluttony & Narcism time is short. Greeks, Romans, Egyptian, Phoenicians, Ottomans, Babylonians All Had periods hedonism and generations that forgot lessons of the past, and were weaken by their own success and arrogance. Way too many historical accounts To reference. The license for freedom has always been purchased in blood and it has an expiration date and will have to be renewed eventually.
@jschuler53
Жыл бұрын
@@Peakfreud WOW. You should publish this in the New Yorker or somewhere. I. agree and that's why I don't freak out when my friends tell me we're destroying the planet. I quietly say, again? I never heard about The Goldylocks Zone, what does that mean? You should expand this and publish it. Thanks. This is really great.
Amen brother. I thought Bill was a lil too political but now can't stop watching & listening to these great shows. Thank you Bill.
@joecool8534
Жыл бұрын
you thought a political satirist was too political? I guess you dont know what political satire is.
“Democracy dies in dumbness”. Best quote ever.
@victorpradha9946
Жыл бұрын
And it's true for the Left AND the Right! For every Felicia Sonmez there's a Marjorie Taylor Greene...except that Greene holds a government position!
@DawnOfTheDead991
Жыл бұрын
@@victorpradha9946 But mgt isn't losing her little mind over a harmless tweet then trashing her fellow cons.
@erichancock6815
Жыл бұрын
indeed, it is dying of such today as a growing majority of increasingly uneducated sheep vote as their respective media platforms & flock of peers (also brainwashed by the aforementioned platforms) say they should). These same media brainwashed masses are who their elected officials also pander to in often the same knee-jerk-reaction way, often flopping from one stance to another on subjects just for votes & attention. They're all controlled by media which is owned & narrated by the corporate ruling class, who now not only own a growing majority of both government establishment parties, but also control a growing majority of the dumbed down electorate who votes as they're manipulated to vote for, worship, or even commit homegrown terrorist attacks for. It's no longer a free & fair democracy if elections are so influenced by propaganda so it indeed is dying in dumbness, or arguably already has.
@jimslancio
Жыл бұрын
Died?
@darthsaban8665
Жыл бұрын
@@victorpradha9946 Sorry, but MTG pushing the idea of a stolen election....something every Democrat was doing in 2016 BTW....absolutely pales in comparison to Libs pushing drag queen story hour in kindergarten, 8-10 year old children being coerced into transgenderism, the normalization of paedo phillia and everything they don't agree with or find "offensive" to be canceled and censored, along with the total destruction of the lives of those who they disagree with or find "offensive". Stop with the nonsensical comparisons. I'll take conspiracy theories about stolen elections over the outright abominations of progressive liberals any day.
I'm a millennial and I approve this message. Let's just get on with adulting.
@ajpello2003
Жыл бұрын
And adulting would include addressing real issues like inflation that’s murdering the working class of this country, as a millennial I could careless what’s going on on Twitter and WAPOs newsroom. Bill use to focus on real issues, this culture war crap is for ratings.
@El_Migz
Жыл бұрын
100%.
@geovannyv1983
Жыл бұрын
Have you seen his new rule about "adulting" ? Plz don't report this comment as offensive 🙏 😂
There are numerous topics we do not agree on, but it has been extremely satisfying to hear you on the topics we can easily agree on. It is refreshing to hear sanity coming from other perspectives. Thank you and keep doing your thing.
"The unlicensed daycare center that is today's 'newsroom'..." 8 words that sum up what's wrong with mainstream media! 😂
"For days, she raged with the fire of a thousand burning bras." 🤣
@adamkral8110
Жыл бұрын
For me, that joke didn’t hit target simply because this lady’s actions don’t deserve the respect of being associated with the authentic, pre-millennial feminist movement.
Australian bumper sticker: "Hire a teenager, they know everything!"
@AstralPixie
Жыл бұрын
Exactly.
It’s so good to laugh out loud…Thanks Bill!
One of your best commentaries. Died laughing at the pathetic truth. "Emotional Hemophilia" would get a thumbs up from Carlin.
As a person in their 20’s who despises the vast majority of my peers for their whining and entitlement, THANK YOU. This was hilarious
@sharmakea3116
Жыл бұрын
Well done 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@freethinkernj7956
Жыл бұрын
Love it!
@SquashGuy02134
Жыл бұрын
right there with you pal. Every time I hear some smooth brain talking about "diversity and equity" I want to put a hole in the drywall.
@chrissytaylor5690
Жыл бұрын
Same here hun! I find myself having to constantly do damage control for the millennials that are hard-working, sane individuals with common sense! These younger entitled ones make us all look bad! 🤦♀️
@chrissytaylor5690
Жыл бұрын
@@SquashGuy02134 I'm Trans and even I can't stand all the pandering and wokeness!!🤦♀️ All of their "activism" is actually making things WORSE for everyone that they claim they're helping!!🙄🤦♀️😩
How long before Felecia starts tweeting how offended she was by this segment? Keep up the good work, Bill.
@scorch4299
Жыл бұрын
he had helped to get her promoted too....
@istvansipos9940
Жыл бұрын
finally, the phrase "Bye, Felicia!" will make more sense.
@seanbrown9048
Жыл бұрын
Yawn, just another useless, parasitic woke millennial
@user-uy3eq5hg1s
Жыл бұрын
"I'm offended so you have to do what I say now!" - the Cancel Culture
@darthsaban8665
Жыл бұрын
@Brian Z Just because you got offended doesn't mean you're right.
Thank you Bill for telling the truth! You are my hero
as an older millennial, I would like to say Bill is on the money. even at work my coworkers will try to get me to engage in dark comedy and interesting topics that are none of my business and I have to tell them no because I say one thing and and I know ill be at HR’s desk if I do because people are too weak to handle truth.
The irony is she is proving the stereotype that the joke plays on.
@pterafirma
Жыл бұрын
::DING::
@graceomalley4
Жыл бұрын
Can you prove a stereotype? That’s an oxymoron. Like saying something is a real fake. It’s by definition an over simplification. It’s not real. The error is believing in it. You could more accurately say it reinforces the stereotype.
@michaelb1478
Жыл бұрын
@@graceomalley4 true enough. Stereotypes are by definition exaggerated traits. Reinforce may have been a better word choice.
@graceomalley4
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelb1478 stereotypes and bias are linked. Jokes riffing on stereotypes are fun. I can think of some that make me roar laughing. But I’m usually laughing at someone else. Other jokes are not so funny to me. I can feel offended if I’m the butt (if I think it’s putting me down, self deprecating humour is my favourite usually). People who laugh at silly women jokes probably would be horrified by a joke dissing Jesus or Mohammed or Buddha etc.
She “considered him a friend”-In the shadow of her own self-absorption, she has no idea what a friend is…and likely has none because of it.
@anonanonymous1970
Жыл бұрын
Uh, a real friend doesn't amplify a joke mocking the gender of his friend. It's so telling that everyone's vitriol if against her and not him. You're all brainwashed, misogynist sheep.
@gevansmd1
Жыл бұрын
Maybe she meant as a friend she expected him to behave differently.
@anthonysodano2255
Жыл бұрын
@@gevansmd1 wow, the fact that you hit send on your comment makes me wonder if you’re up past your bedtime…
@JamieStewart3
Жыл бұрын
In gevansmd1’s defense, trying to understand what she meant is not agreeing with that take. Let’s hope.
@BaloneySansWits
Жыл бұрын
I sense a DIRECT correlation between her number of friends, and the number of MIRRORS in her home.🤦 BTW - Here’s a funny Father’s Day video done to the tune of The Beatles’ “Yesterday”. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hWyjypVsfKnUobg.html
With discomfort and going out of your safe space is where you learn the most.
So well said.... Great writing!
"Yeah, Can you imagine a world that allows jokes you don't like!?" Epic Bill 👏👏👏 You nailed it again!
@irenemax3574
Жыл бұрын
Agree! Also superb, “she raged with the fire of a thousand burning bras…”
@cbailey2376
Жыл бұрын
@@irenemax3574 well, she's only in a trainer bra @ this point. 😉
@pixelfan8792
Жыл бұрын
@@irenemax3574I love #AwakenWithJP because of this kind of humor!
It's truly a strange thing to live during a time that I find myself wholeheartedly agreeing with Bill Maher.
@rotfogel
Жыл бұрын
Well, I'm a liberal who agrees with his takes, I also don't want men competing against women in sports. Why would I want to see a dude compete against women? I don't.
@josephpentony4804
Жыл бұрын
Idiocy transcends politics.
@joelopez7459
Жыл бұрын
follow the money
@eaglewarrior8707
Жыл бұрын
It's just common sense. If some punk teen and his friend smash up a kids bike and the little kid goes and complain in tears to the nearest adult about what happened. And the adult scolds the punks for what they did. Do they feel shame for what they did? They are called punks for a reason. Because they have no sense of morality.
@nielsenrenovations2160
Жыл бұрын
As a red blooded die hard conservative, I totally agree. He just is common sense, whether I agree or not.
extremely well said!!!
I had a reputation for telling the truth at my place of employment. I also had a philosophy given to me by my first supervisor of "Do me a favor-fire me". I worked for this organization for 28 years, and as a contractor for almost 5 years after. I felt that telling the truth was the only way to protect myself, even when surrounded by or supervised by liars. Documentation always helped. Asking questions was also a factor.
So rewarding to hear someone call out these crybabies. Thank you Bill.
@toby7582
Жыл бұрын
"cry bullies"
@loturzelrestaurant
Жыл бұрын
@@toby7582 Let me say in General: Ranked Choice Voting is something we need to Raise Awareness for. It de-insentivises Everything bad about Elections.
@toby7582
Жыл бұрын
@@loturzelrestaurant ranked choice voting? I thought the electoral colleges existed because the average population is too dumb/corrupt to make a decision that is good for the country.
I worked in Hollywood over 21 years and retired early last year because of this. Yeah, maybe I’m just getting old, but when companies like Netflix have a “Don’t look at your coworkers in the eyes for more than 5 minutes” rule, It’s beyond ridiculous. I’m done.
@sodiumlights
Жыл бұрын
is that true? If so, what incident made them draw up that obviously daft rule? I can't even imagine the scenario.
@cdrtej
Жыл бұрын
Continuously? That would be weird
@proudamerican7662
Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain. Am thinking of relocating to a cabin far away in the woods. I would consider off grid but I love technology
@nfspbarrister5681
Жыл бұрын
@@cdrtej maybe i'm an too old millenial. But 5 minutes? That just a short time. And in my growing up days, if you dont look whom you speaking to, it would considered rude as like you are ignoring them. Nowadays, boy....do i get confused in these "millenials" that i knew nothing of.
@skidfrog
Жыл бұрын
@@nfspbarrister5681 it's not the looking....it's the looking with wrong thought or implied wrong thought maybe hahaha
Watch these endlessly though this is the first time for me to comment . . . . . . THANK YOU BILL! You just made my day -
Thank you Bill!
Damn! It's good to see you standing up for common sense Bill. Something we desperately need now a days in the US.
@billiehaley2816
Жыл бұрын
Ditto.💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
@lanpartyanimal5215
Жыл бұрын
It is interesting watching his awakening to the moronic idiocy that many of us have been railing against for the last few years and have been castigated for it.
“Perpetually offended”, that’s a good one.
Bill is the man!
One of the best New Rules all year because it DOES encapsulate what's wrong with the major newspapers--who are really the only ones left breaking news stories. We depend on The New York Times, The Washington Post, and a handful of others to actually break stories, and they simply don't anymore because too many of them just scroll through Twitter looking for trends to write about OR only cover "MeToo" stories because those women in live in NYC/LA/DC and they can go meet them for lunch 3 minutes from their office.
This is as on-point as you can get. There's so much going on in the world that actually deserves our attention and energy.
@thomaswschaller
Жыл бұрын
@@TheWraith7 Yep. So they better toughen up
@azurimoonofficial
Жыл бұрын
So, why the fuck is he talking about it and wasting our time?....
@wayneburton8168
Жыл бұрын
@@azurimoonofficial He's commenting on the shit storm over an obvious joke, and the infringement of freedom of speech. Is everyone being toilet trained at gunpoint? Way too anal retentive.
@SequentialGeek
Жыл бұрын
Yes!! This was awesome. I hope Bill Maher does a New Rule about Tammy Sepetis.
@jonkallas7326
Жыл бұрын
Wait until China goes for Taiwan. There's a world of hurt coming for us all.
Good for you, Bill Maher, for highlighting this idiocy at the Post. (And superbly written, as always.)
@nycmatch3658
Жыл бұрын
Typical of Maher -- takes one incident with one newspaper and brands it "What's wrong with today's journalism." Just like his assertion that every city in the United States is defunding the police.
@cortical1
Жыл бұрын
@@nycmatch3658 Where did he clam that every city in the United States is defunding the police? I'd like to see that. What's the source and the date he said it? Thanks.
@npage.
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@cuccicucci4480
Жыл бұрын
@@cortical1 This poster just switched "reporter" for journalist then hopped and skipped straight from Washington to all of USA police departments. 😂
@aaronclay4665
Жыл бұрын
He does take liberties to drive hone a point tho
Thank you Mr. Maher.
Bill is one of the smartest wittiest and on point comedians out there we all love you man!!!!...🤔😜💪🇺🇸🗽😎....🌉...
"Democracy dies in dumbness." That's a beaut fer sure! I love it. Thirty thumbs up.
@graceomalley4
Жыл бұрын
Meaning you should speak up.
@graceomalley4
Жыл бұрын
@Nice Lady what’s that?
@graceomalley4
Жыл бұрын
@Nice Lady oh thanks. I’ve worked it out! Yes. I think he is capable of being better than this. Too many years of being rich and selfish. He’s thoughtless now.
@michaelgrafton5739
Жыл бұрын
@@graceomalley4 Change the channel. No one is requiring you to listen. Complain all you want but you’re probably most annoyed at the truth behind it.
@jacqdanieles
Жыл бұрын
@Nice Lady interesting that you voluntarily watch material that has that effect on you. Try an emetic instead. 🤷♂️
This was a Master Class of communicating the clarity of what we have become in the USA: Way too over-sensitive, self-absorbed in emotional minutiae, unable to take or tell a joke or engage in humor that has an edge, and tribally trite beyond all sensibility. Thanks, Bill, for one of your best Segments ever. Master Class, indeed.
@quietguy-rx6kv
Жыл бұрын
I'm offended by you calling out how easily offended we are.
@justicemeter347
Жыл бұрын
@@quietguy-rx6kv Good on ya, Mate! Nice volley.
@bsquared4604
Жыл бұрын
Not be able to say what you want hits bill right in the wallet. He still has a hair across his ass about losing politically incorrect. People are still going to call out people when they say shitty things. No matter the pushback from assholes like bill. THAT’S what people have to get over.
@Charlii931603
Жыл бұрын
I'm not going to act like you're a fool or anything but comedy has never been sacred. It's literally been a hot bed of cringe worthy trash that was hidden under the guise of humor. Certain things are being pushed too far but that house n*gga joke by Bill was the perfect example of how white men specifically think jokes are just jokes.
@seththomas9105
Жыл бұрын
Very well put. Great synopsis of what the United States has become over the last 30 years. And then we have a perfect example of the Safe Space Generation chiming in here as I type. It is a never ending loop of everything is hurtful and dangerous and I need to be comforted. God help the Republic.
The post can slip into the ocean and never come back as far as I am concerned.
Amen Bill......There's a saying as I was growing up, that common sense is not as common as you'd expect. Today's actions and generation has almost made it extinct!!!!!!
Bill Maher is the world’s crabby uncle that explains everything in a way that everyone needs to hear.❤️
@rtrolly
Жыл бұрын
Agreed but he uses human tragedy to set up punchlines all the time, hurricanes, condominiums in Florida, tornadoes, he is a smart man but also kind of a dumb punk ,,he actually has some of Trumps mentality lol
@timothydoyle6859
Жыл бұрын
I call him Grandpa Snark. Due-due-tue-due-due.
@deerlord2363
Жыл бұрын
@@timothydoyle6859 lol 🤣
@AstralPixie
Жыл бұрын
Great comment!
@rubenpena1731
Жыл бұрын
Bill Maher says it jokingly because it's a comedy show but in reality having a majority of stupid people in a rich country is no laughing matter at all! I laugh too, but worry even more!
I'm a millennial and I agree with everything he said. At some point, these young people need to grow up and stop acting like moody children.
@cherylmillman4540
Жыл бұрын
This frandmim was happy the read your post. Hope there are more who think like you
@lanceres5spd
Жыл бұрын
I’m a millennial as well and I agree.
@Helaw0lf
Жыл бұрын
I could say the same with some in our generation too. I hardly have the time to delegate to their insecurities and false outrage.
@nineallday000
Жыл бұрын
Our generation has always felt embarassing to be a part of. Even as a child I knew something was fucked up.
@silentortoise3627
Жыл бұрын
none of my friends are like that, but we had you know..... good parents.
Felicia eerily sounds like my coworker who loves basking in the attention of making enemies out of everyone and then paint herself a martyr.
So spot on!❤
The biggest problem in this country is people's inability to understand that it's not always about them.
@margaretlumley1648
Жыл бұрын
Hear, hear!
@ge2623
Жыл бұрын
But it IS about them. If it's not about THEM, then they have to think about other people. And those days are LONG over.
@clowndog6187
Жыл бұрын
No the biggest problem in this country is the president that currently resides in the White House. Worst eva
@drogusmaxwell6640
Жыл бұрын
@@clowndog6187 If you say so, then it must be true. Thank you for that well thought out and valuable insight. Truly powerful, indeed!
@clowndog6187
Жыл бұрын
@@drogusmaxwell6640 thank you _ I speak the truth
I’m a Millennial, and I thoroughly enjoyed this “New Rules” segment. Bill Maher is great! I may not agree with him 100% of the time (I don’t agree 100% of the time with anyone), but I’m a big fan. There are just way too many folks in my generation that cry about being offended and want to ruin someone’s life over offensive statements. And yet, too many don’t vote, don’t try to actually solve problems, and instead try to show how morally pure they are while causing major damage to our country. That’s not “fighting for social justice”. That’s just “being an asshole!” This cancel culture could wreck our democracy. Btw, I’m not a Trump Republican, I’m a Liberal Democrat, but most importantly, a liberal democrat.
@YSLRD
Жыл бұрын
God forbid they would vote.
@garryblanchard4960
Жыл бұрын
Yes! You gotta vote to get a say…otherwise STFU.
@canadaclub8920
Жыл бұрын
generational labeling is a lazy way out.
@_Tree
Жыл бұрын
I'm 42 and I enjoyed this one too. People are so damn sensitive these days. Can't even take a joke anymore 💯💯💯💯
@peepgod1263
Жыл бұрын
Well I would say ur way ahead of ur class! Cuz truth b told! N yes we R not goin 2 see 🙈 the lite 🕯️ 💡🤠 of day if this PLC GETS CANCELLED!
"Blubber Tweeting"...new word for me, love it!
Back in the day when I took journalism classes, reporters were supposed to report the news, not BE the news.
@theminiatureconstructionco4556
Жыл бұрын
How true. 👍
@LMM7880
Жыл бұрын
See Fox. They are constantly in the news. But then they aren't true journalists are they?
The greatest mistake we made in the last 20 years was inventing things like Twitter, which gives every imbecile a microphone. Well done Bill. 🙌
@ichbinfranke5152
Жыл бұрын
No. the mistake was accepting journalists to take their takes from there and not speak up against it. Any "journalist" that takes a story from twitter as source, should have been immediately fired.
@flightkidd123
Жыл бұрын
@@ichbinfranke5152 no he’s right social media fucked ourselves back instead of forwards
@ichbinfranke5152
Жыл бұрын
@@flightkidd123 No, he's not right. They did the same shit on tumblr, but nobody gave a shiett because the Brooklynbased Karens that call themselves "jOuRnAlIsTs" didnt write about it all the time.
@jimschaffer8921
Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more.
@philhand5830
Жыл бұрын
True that!!!
Excellent commentary.
Holy Balls! I'm a gen x'er but battle this absurd, entitled, audacity with my kids. Love this take on it.
Gotta give Bill this, he’s willing to call a spade a spade when he sees one, even in his own pack. I’m a conservative and he mirrored my thoughts exactly on this issue. With verbal eloquence I might add.
@orlandoshaw9503
Жыл бұрын
Dude, Bill is basically a conservative at this point.
@anthonyv1971
Жыл бұрын
@@orlandoshaw9503 If he was conservative, he wouldn't be bagging on the right, he's more center than left or right
@Luckyrider1958
Жыл бұрын
I know, SCARY isn't it? It's like, he's grown up! LOL!! But Seriously, he's been on the mark a WHOLE LOT MORE in recent time! and it's a GOOD thing!
@TheUnclefester13
Жыл бұрын
What’s scarier than that is that today’s left, will one day be tomorrow’s right. Let that sink in a minute.
@Tuck7326
Жыл бұрын
@@orlandoshaw9503 If he was conservative, he wouldnt be employed at hbo ... he is a propagandist in the guise of a comedian.
2:30 "Of course the leadership of the Post folded like a Miami Condo."HOLY S*** BILL SAVAGE
@computerstar9883
Жыл бұрын
@Xuna Firta stop spamming people
@catherineshaw1122
Жыл бұрын
@@computerstar9883 report it.
@ThinkBeFree99
Жыл бұрын
Whats this in ref to?
@jerryfusilli8152
Жыл бұрын
He didn't lie tho
@computerstar9883
Жыл бұрын
@@ThinkBeFree99 Florida is a place of constant flooding and building collapse. Miami had a lot of condos that had collapsed or folded due to natural disaster and climate change. Remember the one last year with nearly 100 dying?
100% agree, but also remember this 1 key thing. Bill's generation raised my generation.
I would say “beach, shut up, im in the cubicle next to you. It’s a joke, chose not to take offense to it.”
I was born in 1986 and I agree with the current gen being entitled and NOT understanding why they are NOT senior engineers in all of 6 months and their attention span is less than that of an ant
@makeit-takeit6707
Жыл бұрын
I was born in 1955 and said the same thing about your generation. My father was born in 1929 and said the same thing about MY generation. His father was born in 1902 and said the same thing about HIS generation. I detect a pattern here. Don't you?
@robtierney5653
Жыл бұрын
@@makeit-takeit6707 Yes, your great grandfather was born in 1874. Pattern detected.
@mahir8126
Жыл бұрын
Actually the number successful professionals among millennials are much higher than it was for the boomers. Boomers are richer just because they are older, there’s no other reason. A typical millennial has only 10-15 years of work experience.
@gregcullers6064
Жыл бұрын
@@mahir8126 Does that hold up with inflation? I was born in 75 and my dad retired at GM. In 85 he was making 45 grand in todays money I believe that would be around 120 grand a year today.
@xhagast
Жыл бұрын
@@makeit-takeit6707 5000 years ago people wrote that about the youth of Sumeria. What has happened to every generation is that the time has come for them to earn their bread and they have had to do whatever they had to to earn it. THIS generation is starting to face reality. Reality is hitting back.
Brilliant! “ . . . and she’s A LOT” Had me rolling
@stumarston6812
Жыл бұрын
That's a beauty. I got a feeling I'll be using that one.
Excellent and thank you.
Bill Maher I love what you say and the way you say it Brilliant 👍
When will people learn, you never apologize for the joke, because it shows them that you can be pushed around and they'll just keep coming after you no matter how much you apologize, beg or grovel. You have 2 choices, either don't make the joke in the first place or own it after its said. THAT'S IT, THERE IS NO THIRD OPTION!
@wildrice8199
Жыл бұрын
I'm sure he just did it because they made him. Not such a good joke that it's worth being fired over.
@graceomalley4
Жыл бұрын
She lost her job over it. He kept his job. So what’s the big deal? Wasn’t she punished in the end? And severely too.
@JonnyTainment
Жыл бұрын
A brat like that had it coming!
@samosapikora9169
Жыл бұрын
@@graceomalley4 She didn't lose the job because of the her direct stupid fight against the joke. She lost the job because she kept marching along. Don't you think the nonsense had to stop somewhere?
@jaydeeh77
Жыл бұрын
@@graceomalley4 homeboy was suspended without pay for a month over a funny joke retweet. Let’s see you say that 💩hit if you lose a month’s pay over something that benign!, smdh
The really sad part is that had the paper told her to get over it or quit she would be able to sue them using hostile workplace as a reason. This problem started a long time ago when harassment was defined as anything that makes someone feel uncomfortable and situations like this are now the result.
@arnoviktor4263
Жыл бұрын
Correct. Wokes have changed the meaning of many words & now anything they dislike is either hate speech or harassment. Interestingly, this only ever applies to a select class of people (that they've pre-determined to be from the "oppressed" category). Then, even if a white straight male is being subjected to objective harassment & bullying, his claim of that will likely be dismissed.
@845835
Жыл бұрын
@@axnyslie I really wish that were true but I have learned that you can be the biggest workplace cancer and still find a job. Eventually she will be hired by a place that shares her SJW overly sensitive soapbox views.
@timothybogle1461
Жыл бұрын
She was told not to disparage her co-workers on Twitter. That is why she was fired and this isn't her first offence.
@Morwenna1220
Жыл бұрын
Because that is not the way to tell it. You don’t tell her she should change her emotional makeup. There is no thought crime or feel crime. You tell her what to do and what not to do. Like not harassing her colleagues. And you can ask from employers to be somewhat careful with their words. They have power over people and their salaries.
@ChineduOpara
Жыл бұрын
Nailed it.
You sir are a beacon of light in an otherwise endless darkness of misguided, offended, millennial, wokeism. Please don’t change.
Bill has swallowed the red pill. He’s awesome.
Right on point. I was so relieved when you started speaking out as you should. When a society loses its humor we really are doomed
@anonanonymous1970
Жыл бұрын
Relieved because you want to keep perpetuating sexism without consequences?
@ericmorgan204
Жыл бұрын
Wait until we lose our “Cash”, then we’ll see what Real oppression looks like.
@ronfriedman8740
Жыл бұрын
@@anonanonymous1970 jeez, have you considered behavior like yours is what keeps the Democrats from getting anything done? Despite all the tragic gun violence, the leaked SCOTUS brief that will likely result in women dying from illegal abortions and all things Trump, you put sexist jokes at the top of your list? You gotta learn to put shit in perspective...dumb blonde jokes are way down on my list when Congress is likely to switch back to Republican control next year.
@ChaserBD04
Жыл бұрын
@@anonanonymous1970 It was a pretty funny, harmless joke. Normal women aren't offended to the point they need to punish their coworkers and start a weird twitter war.
@anonanonymous1970
Жыл бұрын
@@ChaserBD04 Did you really just say "normal women"? You don't get to decide when and how women should speak out about systemic sexism. Let me repeat: You don't get to decide when and how women should speak out about systemic sexism. Again: You don't get to decide when and how women should speak out about systemic sexism.
“Emotional hemophiliacs” best quote I’ve heard this week.
@calmbbaer
Жыл бұрын
Faith No More (which I just so happen to be listening to now) got a similar sentiment with the phrase "menstruating heart."
So good. I love you Bill Maher.
Great video! Grand parents appalled you Bill.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
It started with texting. I once said to someone, “Why don’t you wait until you get home to share that thought and if you forget, it probably wasn’t worth sharing”.
@conephompany
Жыл бұрын
ya but that throwaway joke had value for the moment
@dofehino5444
Жыл бұрын
"..., they had alzheimer"
@aaronclay4665
Жыл бұрын
Smart phone and dumb people.....a toxic mix.
@BigBadJerryRogers
Жыл бұрын
That's because life moves faster now. If you don't keep up, you're more likely to get left behind. You better reply to those texts. If you don't care about getting left behind, more power to you.
Whenever I’m listening to Bill do his thing it gives me a bit of anxiety because I don’t know who’s gonna do it when he’s gone. Thanks for all do, Bill
@ezg2000
Жыл бұрын
I'll tell you who's doing it now and better. John Oliver.
@ezg2000
Жыл бұрын
Still like Bill but John is better.
@bpmuppet72
Жыл бұрын
As a conservative bloke, I find Bill’s critique of things these days right on point & piss funny! Keep it up mate 👍👍👍
@paladro
Жыл бұрын
@@ezg2000 bill's a hack comedian pushing his own centrism, john is actually informing... big difference.
@ezg2000
Жыл бұрын
@@paladro Bill has his good and bad points. I Really hated his take on action movies and violence. But Bill has his good takes like this and others. But he's not in the league of John.
I'm 75. When I was a kid we had to write with chalk on slates. The worst part was that we had to climb onto the roof to get them.
Attacks are always felt when it’s taken personally it’s an innate thing that people can’t help.
I am a woman but an old woman who found that joke actually funny.... why is it so hard to laugh today
@xhagast
Жыл бұрын
Well, you are not a snowflake. You are strong enough to laugh at a stupid joke.
@Dbb27
Жыл бұрын
You laughed because it IS funny.
@thedoctorroth
Жыл бұрын
@@Dbb27 That's what i was gonna say. How's that not funny to anyone. If it was a female saying that about guys I'd still think it's hilarious. That's just a clever joke.
@b.b.3899
Жыл бұрын
@@thedoctorroth It is true that both sexes are frustrated with each other and make jokes about each other. But they still don't have the same political power. They are not equal. Women have been banned from political participation because they were considered "hysterical" for a very long time. So I can understand this joke may not sound funny to everyone. But she definitely overreacted. You have to pick your battles.
@FlawlesSanshiro
Жыл бұрын
Ikr? Everybode gets offended right off the bat
This is one of his best monologs. So many good points.
*Never* apologize!
Excellent analysis, mr. Maher.
"Sticks and stones" was the earliest lesson I remember from childhood. Couldn't have been older than 5. Thanks Grandma.